My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, September 30, 2007



BACK TO THE FRONT!!!!
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Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Seems tomorow the humans here finaly go back to work!!!! It was 6 weeks with both of em home. Well 3 of those weeks we werent here , rather two i mean. But i think that after 4 weeks of them getting underfoot, messing up my time clock, waking me early or late with thier odd hours, i reckon its bout time they go back and work like good little slaves to keep me and murphy in the lifestyle of which we are accustomed to , dont ya think?
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ok No news tonight, just the wars tally for the week and of course them videos ! Enjoy em. The videos that is,,,,,,
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The blood count in Iraq for the week ending,, http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11665 ,, ,Tuesday: 1 GI, 43 Iraqis Killed; 69 Iraqis Wounded ,,,, Wednesday Attacks Leave 174 Iraqis, 1 GI Dead,,Thursday: 38 Iraqis Killed; 21 Wounded,,,Friday: 55 Iraqis Killed; 49 Wounded,,,,Saturday: 2 GIs, 32 Iraqis Killed; 51 Iraqis Wounded,,,,Sunday: 2 GIs, 99 Iraqis Killed; 15 Wounded,,,,,


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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!







http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373786
Make sure to insert your head inside for more max DUH effect.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373781
DAMN!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373769
FINISH HIM!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373772
Momma mia?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373773
was it me or did a bird fly out from nowhere and get spiked from missys shooting spree?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373763
i just would have yelled CRACK RAID and see if the fight stopped er something,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373757
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bad bad bad,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/martha-stewart-for-rednecks.html
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! id rather eat from the dogs bowl,,,wait,, never mind!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373760
breakout the band aids,,,,and tweezers from the splinters too.

http://www.break.com/heartbreakkid/heartbreak-kid.html
looks like a movie id pay to see,,maybe.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373756
talk about space truckers free and wild, geeze!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373739
did mom try her first batch of meth? poor kids ,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373727
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373741
this video looks like the old nitendo 64 golden eye game!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=373726
bye bye sammy ,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/cat-miscalculates-step.html
I bet you that cat pisses on everything now due to being tricked!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-stop-motion-wall-animation.html
call it ? just dont call it yours and hand it out for xmas presents.

http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-frisbee-collision.html
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH that ear slap nose verifyed the pain i bet!!!

http://www.break.com/index/i-wanna-be-a-pop-star.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this dude scores good with his spoofage.

http://www.break.com/index/couple-witnessed-levee-being-blow-up.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,really no comment,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-accident-ends-in-arrest.html
damn these ppl! they wrecked a chevy impala for nutin!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-vs-soccer-ball.html
awww home movies from yesteryears,, bet today shes a correction guard with a bad chip on her shoulder!

http://www.break.com/index/bo-fo-sho.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BO rocks,, no question about it!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cant-hide-from-night-vision.html
The few the proud the pissers!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/training-for-the-olympics-in-beijing.html
um,, the fishing pole part was rather funny.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-tazed-at-police-academy.html
i know what ya were thinking,, PREVERT!!!

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-vs-big-yellow-dodge-ball.html
poor kid,,,,,,good aim though for the moms part,,

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-trick-quarters-shots.html
playing quarters with this guy could prove deadly,,if not down right unstable.

http://www.break.com/knockedupdvd/all-hail-technoviking.html
being how i live in germany, we are customed to seeing ppl like this strong man around alot! MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/possible-drinking-problem.html
pretty sure he vomited afterwards and probably made a trip into the ER for safe measure. EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/thats-using-your-head.html
what the fuck is up with germany all of a sudden?,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-ball-nails-kid-in-face.html
bend it like beck,,,,er,, now that had to hurt, no?

http://www.break.com/index/bus-side-swipes-and-drags-biker.html
poor bike,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bike-ramp-jump-failure.html
dude,, ya like totatly broke the ramp!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/dry-ice-bomb-taped-to-helmet.html
he wasint known for being the brains of the family but bubba did have pride,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/little-kids-head-vs-skeeball.html
he will carry that with him for life,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-jump-roper.html
big deal, bet he sucks in hopscotch!! JK

http://www.break.com/index/biker-uses-face-to-slow-down.html
dude, how did the dirt taste ?

http://www.break.com/index/exercise-ball-to-the-face.html
yanno the saying,, payback is a bitch , right?

http://www.break.com/index/treadmill-snowboarding.html
everyday cellar it appears, aside from a moron downstairs,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=374803
that would be the last time ´´nate´´ ever was welcomed at my table again,,,ever!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=374794
Her first boyfriend will destroy his sorry little ass in 3 yrs tops.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=374767
MMAF!!!!!!!! funny crazy dude.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=374741
i think the leg snapping was by far the most cruel ,, ugh!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=374759
For a few shits and giggles,,,

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPH AND ME!!!!

http://www.fifa.com/womenworldcup/news/newsid=608547.html#germany+crowned+usa+take+bronze

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just in case there are some soccer fans out there, that also admire the female players as well, hit the link above! My owners watched the game this afternoon here in germany and it was like back in 2006 when germany lost to italy. At first ´´the spoiler´´ didint think germany could pull a goal off due to brazil and the frequent flyers routine they did to obtain yellow cards and free kicks. But in the second half, it backfired on brazil and germany played those fools like yo yos on a string. dazzling footwork,, team spirit and effort, passing and assists, no egos ball hogs did the german ladies team show. It was a 1 2 3 boom boom, there goes the dynamite. Even the penatly kick, brazil couldint get it right and was denied that as well.

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Needless to say, it was a fine fine day in soccer history made today. Congrats to the womans soccer champs and the rest of the other nations that played. With that, i guess i will wrap this blog up for tonight! Thanks for having a look at it and heres hoping you enjoyed yourself too. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too!! Heros you gals and guys are!!

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REGARDS,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 23, 2007




ANOTHER WEEKEND EDITION FOR SUNDAY!
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a few stories from this past week that id like to share and comment about. Oh and hiya folks and welcome back to this blog!


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Klicken Sie hier: "State Assembly to Probe Allegations: Are Eastern German Police Soft on Neo-Nazis? - International - SPIEGEL
absolute bullshit if you ask me. Why a probe has to be done to a small town in germany due to its police looking the other way so skin heads can have some fun? Fire all the corrupted pieces of shit, throw the instigators in jail and start new.







Klicken Sie hier: "Opinion: The Scandal of German TV's 9/11 Poll - International - SPIEGEL ONLINE - News"
I think this reporter is related to joe kline from time mag. Or hes working mighty hard for some lobbyist behalf. In his views anything that might bear argument to what a goverment tells its ppl happend is the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Hes a good mouth piece for the right .

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The Blood Count In Iraq. The weeks total number,Monday: 30 Iraqis Killed, 33 Wounded Tuesday: 5 US Soldiers, 69 Iraqis Killed, 83 Iraqis Wounded Wednesday: 3 GI, 30 Iraqis Killed; 22 Iraqis Wounded Thursday: 1 US Soldier, 66 Iraqis Killed, 54 Wounded Friday: 3 US Soldiers, 1 Romanian, 28 Iraqis Killed; 18 Iraqis Wounded Saturday: 2 GIs, 54 Iraqis Killed, 31 Wounded sunday 1 GI, 48 Iraqis Killed; 32 Iraqis Wounded
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MASSIVE MORONIC VIDEO!?!?!



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad2_1190225317
No Comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51a_1190246217
More of your taxpaying dollars rotting ! how charming for the fake image they have created for Bush and dick!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c0d_1190246038
at least she wasint dumped at some airport and her daddy was allowed back in the USA , right?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e6_1190245439
ohh black water ,remember that song? good ridiance to a group of wanna be/kicked out/ nutcases!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2e3_1190244999
kill bill 3? wtf????????

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=254_1190244653
losers,,










http://www.break.com/index/train-runs-through-bangkok-market.html
global marketing?

http://www.break.com/index/another-high-quality-fight-scene.html
if only most kids today learned to fight like this, if they must!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=368792
why is it always the young runt in the hood gets the shit from the bigger kids? i swear this kid will grow up and become a lawyer and represent the morons in the video for real deadly weapon charges!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=368804
and who voted for these corrupted scumbags again? and think ppl,even if they are convicted? They still will keep thier pensions and health plans too! you the taxpayer paid and will pay for after the fact.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=368788
for diesel drivers ;)~

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=368802
His mum should take heed of the size of this young lads bum ehh?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=368796
DEADWOOD MEETS XBOX!! looks like a great game,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=368793
JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID can ppl be? wait, dont answer that. perhaps the baby rattler didint like the smell of his beer breathe. REMINDER ,young rattlers have more venom then full growns. Both can kill you if med attention is not sought, but the younger rattlers bite can kill you faster!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2ac_1190140173
MMAF!!!!!!!!! they exsist!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c86_1190187172
id run and say f the car rental or payments!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e04_1190211773
See ? if one must destroy anothers property , do it sober and without cell video around. Dumb bastid!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fdc_1190176446
BULLWINKLES face and cant speak any fucking eruopen lingo MMAF!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc8_1190172485
WHITE RED NECK TRASH ALARM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMFA!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=27e_1190157670
HES DONE!! no more mr. nice guy either.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77f_1190153063
NICE! but its not in support of operation enduring freedom. The German navy was deployed off the coast of the gulf. Its there for sonar and radar help and medical services.










http://www.break.com/index/asian-girl-eats-huge-live-scorpion.html
makes me wonder wtf is my poo poo plater after seeing this video UGH!!

http://www.break.com/index/elevator-dildo-prank.html
something tells me a person riding that elevator, hit the stop button ! ;)

http://www.break.com/index/chick-drops-barbell-on-her-head.html
Always good for the old neck and spine i say,,,,,,,NOT.

http://www.break.com/index/boyfriend-tricks-girl-into-getting-tazed.html
this man has issues,,,heres hoping she drops him faster then sen craigs pants inside a rest room stall!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-save-money-on-batteries.html
NO SHIT??????? man iam heading to the local hardware store soon after seeing that.

http://www.break.com/index/wonkaland-for-stoners.html
the only thing wrong i found with this video was the spelling´´ harvest could be ´´dune´´ every 60 days´´!

http://www.break.com/index/dick-doodles.html
figures it was a frenchman!

http://www.break.com/index/bangkok-plane-crash-survivor-footage.html
now thats just something that cannot be made up !










http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367559
wtf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,???

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367545
yanno something like this has actually happend so Dont Cheat !

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367547
Either these guys were drunk or studying to become priests,, because they fight like both.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367540
trying to cheat the ferry man are they? hope they have great car insurance too!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367533
dont knock it,in the mid 80s these things were banned from HS due to ppls faces being rammed into it!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367527
I can imagine that some rich slut in bel air brought this video in the 80s to make herself look better! IF anything it might have inhanced her cum face,, i just do NOT want to know folks,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367522
COMON GET HAPPY???? jeeze folks dont cry,, get over the fact of it!










http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367646
aww poor little guy, he didint see that coming.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367635
we know the saying coke adds life but comon this is alittle bit more then life? didint that burn?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367634
but can that rabbit lick stamps and evelopes ?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367612
russian drunks having a hair cut the easy way,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367600
guy makes some excellent points, have a look!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367607
i hope to hell that was not husband and wife. cant imagine the argument they will have later.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367683
no comment!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367593
MMFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367588
looked dead to me by the time they got it to a private pool !!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367587
i bet that teacher was fired after be bitched slapped the pants puller prank prick in class.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367574
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367578
Iits always funny untill you see the person laying there and blood starts to spew from thier skull. EDDIOTS!









http://www.break.com/index/actor-nearly-chokes-to-death-on-camera.html
bet he wont pull that prank ever again! moron almost died on live tv.

http://www.break.com/index/another-merry-go-round-moron.html
Were the morons abscent during science class when the law of gravity were discused?

http://www.break.com/index/wrestler-faceplants-into-stairs.html
doubtfull he felt anything with the steriods pumped inside his system.

http://www.break.com/index/couple-campers-have-deer-for-dinner.html
probably one of the first of its kind video ive seen and will have the honor to post too! wildlife is so cool huh?

http://www.break.com/index/the-ultimate-game-of-horse.html
not a bad game of horse at all!

http://www.break.com/index/ied-very-close-call.html
holy shit indeed! That was to close for anyones comfort.

http://www.break.com/index/what-207-million-looks-like.html
they can find drug money lots of it but still cannot account for 7 million dollars that was shipped to iraq and simply vanished? hahahahha right,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/tired-baby-loves-cake.html
baby smearing sugar war pant on face?

http://www.break.com/index/driving-range-human-target-practice.html
gives a new meaning of ´´playing thru huh?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367616
he skipped class for this? shit bubby drop out of college if this is your hobbie.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367610
MMAF!!! i wouldint help pay for anything if the roomate is a complete asshole!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=367609
Some video highlights that you may or may not have seen.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPH AND CO!
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Well one of the humans had a birthday on the 14th. the big 40. went well, no tears or breakdowns. Soon the other humans celebrates a bday too on the 25th. I think thats gonna be a suck day considering what happend in august. Other then the humans, us cats are fine. I somehow developed a hair clump on my back near my tail. The humans worked on brushing it out when suddenly it fell out and now iam called mini monk! Perfectly round bald spot about the size of a 50 cent piece. They tell me it will grow back , but being a black cat and seeing a white spot near my tail is kinda freaky yanno folks? Either way, iam sure i wont develope another hairball there anytime soon.
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Thanks for stopping on by and reading our blog. Murphys taken a vaction cause the humans are vacation here, hence wise mr. i love the world has been absent from this blog. I think next monday vacations are over and murphys back on. So with that,, Take great care fine pet owners/lovers of the world! And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too! Heros you guys and gals are.
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Regards,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 16, 2007


THE WEEKEND (skipped fri&sat)EDITION!

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Hiya Folks and welcome to sundays edition for the weekend. I admitt i was busy this weekend as one of my owners turned 40 ! I know, i thought for sure there would be a break down of some sorts,but glad to report that didint happen. No news tonight , just tony snow and his numbers that will forever haunt that man , and of course the videos! Enjoy.





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The Blood Count In Iraq ,Monday: 9 US Soldiers, 75 Iraqis Killed. Tuesday: 35 Iraqis Killed, 26 Wounded Wednesday: 43 Iraqis Killed, 17 Wounded Thursday: 29 Iraqis Killed, 20 Wounded Friday: 4 US Soldiers, 42 Iraqis Killed, 19 Wounded Saturday: 1 US Soldier, 56 Iraqis Killed; 40 Iraqis Wounded Sunday: 95 Iraqis Killed, 63 Wounded



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VIDEO MAYHEM!?!?!?!?!





http://www.break.com/index/pissed-pluto-chases-brat.html
maybe pluto came down with a case of rabies? wtf???

http://www.break.com/index/cool-new-gadget-the-tenori-on.html
iam pretty sure britney spears will buy one of these to make her own music! No more cans for her folks!

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBE24256854171C685EF99FAFCD4BF400B
ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖMATURE ONLY MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/encore-performance-from-the-britney-fan.html
really? can ya put that in writing too dude??

http://www.break.com/index/encore-performance-from-the-britney-fan.html
it just goes to show that fat ppl hurt too when cars hit them?

http://www.break.com/index/passed-out-while-taking-a-dump.html
um think this man has a drinking problem or what?

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-licks-boob.html
only in kentucky!!!

http://www.break.com/index/motion-activated-sprinkler-vs-pigeons.html
cool invention !!!! id need to get me one of these!

http://www.break.com/index/leave-the-britney-fan-alone.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-cut-glass-with-scissors.html
good to know should you be underwater with siccors and need to cut glass!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-jump-in-this-pond.html
I wont even ask what was in that water that made his face turn black and grow green on his back!




http://www.break.com/index/sister-slammed-into-wall.html
ahh what to do today? i know , lets slam my sister against the wall and giggle after!

http://www.break.com/index/im-a-fan-of-the-soap-knob.html
only in south korea folks ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-a-testicle.html
yet more childern not born to morons,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=365302
why is it that some ppl post vids without any sound? Are we watching the patterson bigfoot video?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=365301
um dude,, lay off the coke,, or something. ahem!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=365299
ok then!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=365296
down time in iraq? must be then,,




http://www.break.com/index/firemen-lift-car-with-hose-water.html
amazing firemen and thier ´´iam bored contraption´´!

http://www.break.com/index/cute-baby-is-very-fickle.html
bi polar at a early stage?

http://www.break.com/index/i-suck-at-fantasy-football.html
why fantasy foot balls sucks,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-drops-girlfriend-on-staircase.html
cant wait for thier wedding day and the carry across the threshold thing !!!

http://www.break.com/index/google-hacks-20a.html
google hacks ! cool video,, try it out sometime.

http://www.break.com/index/beer-bottle-vs-halogen-lightbulb.html
i wouldint have picked either or!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-kid-headbutts-cop.html
this brats lucky the cop didint open up a can of wupp ass on him. EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/kanye-west-vma-backstage-meltdown.html
awwwwwwwwwwwwww,, cry me a river moron.

http://www.break.com/index/gymnastics-high-bar-accident2.html
bet that had to hurt ,, but better luck next time come the summer games !

http://www.break.com/index/deal-with-me.html
UM iam afraid id have to paw swipe this little bitch,, really,wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-all-911-videos1.html
no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/mario-level-can-autoplay.html
WISH i knew this back then and not now!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-direct-traffic-in-iraq.html
not even close to funny,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/streaker-makes-impressive-50-yd-run.html
not a bad run with his sack showing for the fans !

http://www.break.com/index/cool-optical-illusions.html
WAY COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cop-lies-and-threatens-kid-for-nothing.html
I swear this cop was born in Kentucky!!!!!!!!!!!! ASSHOLE!!

http://www.break.com/index/yet-another-trampoline-accident.html
LE OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=43a_1189927717
not a good time at that air show . Poor bastid!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f1_1189925781
i wont ask why someone would steal a cct cam while its running and filming the theft!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=233_1189890575
War games? looks like fun actually.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a5_1189950889
massive bummer for the world of rally racers and the fans!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=746_1189945651
asshole of the day award goes to, the moron in denim.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=528_1189972928
one of the few lucky survivors from thai plane crash.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e0_1189964418
great job by the cops and emt folks in this one. poor father.


http://www.break.com/index/soldiers-blow-up-400k-robot.html
better then fishing for some ,, as one guy yells I CAUGHT IT!!!

http://www.break.com/index/horse-almost-breaks-neck-wiping-out.html
To bad the horse didint roll on the moron rider that made it jump this fence!

http://www.break.com/index/team-fortress-2-the-engineer.html
MMAF!!! Looks good.

http://www.break.com/index/team-fortress-2-the-engineer.html
um,, id really have to take a life insurance policy out if i married this piece of work! DAMN!!!

http://www.break.com/index/rc-plane-flies-over-us-space-center.html
I DO!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/spanish-girl-stripped-and-beaten-by-cops.html
Lovely ladies,, i feel sorry for thier husbands and children.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366774
MMAF!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366775
iam sure his brain cells will out live his liver, or vice versa?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366763
MMAF!!!!!! LEAVE ALONE!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366767
I wanna get one for the neighbors here ;)

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366762
I swear some of those punched were fake or very wussy thrown. serge is a good faker.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366743
poor kid,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366724
its ET?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366721
no comment,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366694
ooooh that had to hurt the mp dude!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366658
TOAST!?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=366653
Why its not good to let others drive your jeep!

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Thats if folks from this blog for tonight here in germany. Thanks for stopping on down and having a look too. Come back tomorow as i think murphys up for his take on the world. Take care folks and take great care to the fine pet /owners of the world too. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you guys and gals are!

REGARDS,,,,,

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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007



Regards, The Crew From This Blog.!

Sunday, September 09, 2007


The Weekend Edition!
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Hiya folks and welcome back mvftlb! Its sunday and it seems i was just to busy to blog about anything on saterday. What can i say? Iam only a mere mortal. Anyways, lets get this blog going.No news tonight, the iraq war count and of course videos.

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The Blood Count In Iraq,,Saturday: 55 Iraqis Killed, 60 Wounded, Sunday: 1 GI, 46 Iraqis Killed; 32 Iraqis Wounded.

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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!






http://www.break.com/index/impatient-kitty-wants-food.html
Now thats one hungry kitty!!!! DAMN!

http://www.break.com/index/freak-accident-sends-kid-to-er.html
bet he wont use that pic for his yearbook photo!


http://www.break.com/index/mary-poppins-off-65-foot-bridge.html
why did he let go of the umbrella?


http://www.break.com/index/rambo-is-back-and-still-pissed-off.html
guns guts and gore! A new rambo movie is due out.


http://www.break.com/index/worlds-dumbest-bank-robber.html
not the brightest brank robber ive seen of! jeeze


http://www.break.com/index/internet-people.html
all the greatest from break.com summed up in a song.

http://www.break.com/index/dock-tackle-revenge.html
might be fake but still kinda of funny , no?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-soccer-injury.html
ugh thats really gross!!! poor dude.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363195
thank god they had a air mat for his fall .

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363188
MAFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363187
its always not cool to beat up on the little gay unless he asked for it.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363181
that had to hurt and wasint too smart either!



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363178
holy shit someone call OSHA!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363177
not smart but funny to watch thier faces!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363176
bet the neighbors loved the noise and smell too. what shit was she drinking?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363168
i wont ask just what this man did to piss off this sheep but hes really mad!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363167
someone slipped his some mad shit! dude cant even walk .

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363154
this should be a new sport entered for the next summer games!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363137
wtf???????

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363124
MMAF!!!! must have taken these guys a long time to pull this off!



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a95_1189272364
binnys message to the world.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6c_1189246422
the not so nice side of the war,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ff3_1189235154
cool for butterfly freaks!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=954_1189224112
so many moons for bush,, so little time for bush to spank each one.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d30_1189218166
looks like a hollywood movie but its not. Its daily daily shit the troops go thru in iraq.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f3c_1189114396
now thats some big ass waves gnarly dude.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=977_1189294037
crime gets you some major ouchies!


http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-homemade-explosions.html
massive flame thrower potatoe gun mixed?


http://www.break.com/index/biker-crashes-into-tree.html
wonder what his hospital bill was after eating this size bark!

http://www.break.com/index/artillery-fire-blows-soldier-off-seat.html
should install some seat belts when using these ,no?

http://www.break.com/index/the-last-britney-spears-fan.html
OMG!!!!!!!!! no comment!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363612
think i would have takent the train then this flight.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363611
how homeless ppl party,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=363590
a night out for these guys,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=564_1189303102
no comment

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed8_1189365556
another crappy landing,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af7_1189291200
with just the right mix and you end up with this ,,,not good .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=760_1189300770
this is sorta of sad in a way,,,,but for some a rare find.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=76a_1189370463
he dont belong there one bit! maybe the moron father does.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e54_1189367264
thier point of view,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c1_1189367002
folks would be amazed at what groups can exist!
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Well folks, thats my blog for sunday . Hope ya enjoyed yourself here and might wanna come back tomorow for murphys view on things. Or not. Enjoy the rest of your sunday and try to get thru monday. Take care fine owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first reponders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you guys and gals are!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, September 07, 2007


THE WEEKEND EDITION!
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Hiya folks and heres hoping friday has greeted you with the aww of knowing its the weekend. So lets not waste it and get this blog going. Starting off with this,,,
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News at a glance,,,
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http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,504427,00.html
looks like sakony likes hitlers ideas and wishes to share them in this german town.
Nice for tourist who are of off colored skin, great example being set for the youngsters and to think that this shit is accepted after so many years later after hitlers reign is alittle errie.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,504470,00.html
lets hope the german officals dont go ape shit like they did in the states and start thier own version of home land sercurity. I mean the last thing germany needs is a partiot act bill.


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/06/AR2007090601973_pf.html
um, wait a min. If they know binny and the boys are back and will release a tape saying so on some websight, how come they cannot arrest the owner of the websight? i mean AG gonzo had no problems going after the sick bastards who hosted websights that promoted child porn, so why cant gonzo do the same for ppl who host websights that insight terror and threaten harm? Somes really fucked up with this folks. Oh and make sure you stock up on your cans of tuna and dry milk too !


http://alternet.org/sex/61753/
protecting her investment? probably so, why else would larry craigs wife stand by her man(?) during a time when hes pretty much the most famous closet case in the USA. Good read folks.


http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-09-05-Bolten_N.htm?csp=34
no need to wait for the 2008 elections folks. Bolten has already said that the US troops will stay in iraq, long after Bush leaves office. Hmm, so if this is true, which canidate running for president is the one that will make sure this wont happen? Has anyone stopped and thought about that? All we are hearing is health care nothing about the war ending once bush is gone.


http://www.wakeupfromyourslumber.com/node/3390
Northcom and its silly tactics. Something to wet the whistle for those tin hat wearing ppl out there.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6983692.stm
more pakistian laws for women who are suspected of being prostitutes. How can the USA befriend a nation that commits such acts against its own ppl? simple, they are a nuke nation and control the bee hive from breaking.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6983604.stm
Its all over the news on the net today. Seems police are supsecting that the mother of a missing child is believed to have been involved in the dissapearance of her daughter. Lets pray this is not the case where a mother wants attention and at her desperation to obtain it, did something vile to her own child.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6982878.stm
Pope visits where it all started. In a novel jesture, pope benidict visits austria .


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6983435.stm
How nice of these grandparents. Insert some needles into the body of a baby because they were upset the baby born was not of male gender. Sounds hard to believe right? have a read and see it for yourself.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/09/07/germany.terror/index.html
They have a list! Now see if they can catch the morons involved and make the charges stick.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070907/ap_on_re_au_an/bush
Bush gets owned by south koreas president. Hopefully someone has the video up and running soon.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070907/ap_po/thompson_wife
Defending the trophy wife, freddy gets testy about comments and remarks made . Well freddy fear not, she will protect her investment wisely and will never leave you.





http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/09/07/madeleine.mccann/index.html
horrible news.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalradar/2007/09/new-obl-tape-ir.html
binny speaks, and some one translates the damage.

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The Blood Count In Iraq,Thursday: 1 GI, 49 Iraqis Killed, 45 Wounded,

Friday: 7 US Troops Killed in 2 Iraq Attacks, update, Friday: 7 GIs, 1 British Soldier, 21 Iraqis Killed; 11 Iraqis Wounded.



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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/parkour-wannabe.html
another great moment caught on tape , no?


http://www.break.com/index/who-is-the-naughty-boy-after-all.html
whos the naughty boy now there larry craig? ya self serving slime bag!

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-rolls-over.html
i counted at least ten times it flipped over, watch and see if there is more.


http://www.break.com/index/pool-stunt-ends-painfully.html
nice tan, ya look good, but whats up with the plastic helmet you have to wear now?

http://www.break.com/index/nasty-wakeboarding-accident.html
crappy video but non the less you can see this poor bastid become airborn in a place that was not wanted.

http://www.break.com/index/lottery-spending-spree.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/tire-explodes-in-guys-face.html
way to much air in that puppy. but it would have made a cool sled for this winter, no?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362279
has to be fake,whos that stupid to tape themselfs destroying private property? well,, dont answer that!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362278
cute kid dancing and gives not a shit whos watching, ahhh youth.!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362276
i found myself drooling after watching this, it was amazing!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362270
crazy little bastard !!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362273
now that really had to hurt, first the snapping of the leg, then your face against the rock wall!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362271
didint take this ass to mess up again did it? back to the slammer you guy loser!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362269
another rope swing accident.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362247
for knight rider fans out there,, check this one out,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362235
kinda close for comfort dont you think ?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362217
my owners had one to thses, they wrecked it at a parking lot. bummer!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362222
cute cat but what happend to its tail??






http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362218
the cameraman is a dick for doing that little stunt!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362212
umm wtf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362215
MMAF!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362213
looks like kill bill one and two only with stick figures!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362200
HES GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362196
more nice young ladies acting like,,,,pigs!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362187
i bet his girlfriend even FAKES too, right?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362188
um,, what?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=362182
The proffesors hard at work....

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Well folks,thats it for friday nights blog. Hope ya had some fun here and come back again, or not! Take care fine owners lovers of the world! And major thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets.Heros you guys and gals are!!
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REGARDS,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, September 05, 2007



HUMP DAY AT ITS FINEST!

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Greetings folks and welcome back to mvftlb! Seems there is alot of news out there today. most of it the same shit we were hearing about 9 months ago, some of it, freshly dug up from the compost pile. So lets not waste anytime and get it going with this,,,,,


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http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,503959,00.html
well, we folks here knew it was a matter of time before someone was arrested in a attempt to make a bomb and do some nasty business with it in germany. Just glad they got to these 3 assholes in time before they could carry out thier sick and twisted idea. So, that leaves to wonder what other groups are out there, ready to step in the shoes of the 3 morons above?


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,502737,00.html
i think its time that this town stops being pussy with these assclowns and throw thier sorry asses in jail, or haunt them everywhere they go untill they cant stand it anymore. What a bunch of losers this group is.Not to mention it looks pretty lame and sad on germanys part as well.


http://alternet.org/story/61643/
Larry Craig explained 101 2.0 version. good read, though i think craig is still not worthy to be a state sen.


http://alternet.org/blogs/video/#61656
Keith once again breaks it down for ppl as to what he thinks G W Bush current visit to Iraq really meant and why it was done. Can we say, playing? Check out the video clip here of Keith.


http://fairuse.100webcustomers.com/fairenough/latimesB82.html
why Bush plans just wont work anymore. Come to think of it, the man never did have a actual plan at all. Another good read.


http://www.antiwar.com/justin/?articleid=11554
Mo Money? yep so that be the case . id say 4.5 billion is enough for iseral dont you?


http://www.holocaustforgotten.com/poland.htm
fact time. something not taught in school or shown on the msm either.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/09/05/china.pentagon/index.html
well of course china will deny such accusations. In the meantime its still hacking like mad into the pentegons computer system. Um wheres the security ? It does not leave many with a good feeling knowing this takes place.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/law/09/04/bell.jena.six/index.html
someones idea of a ´´prank´´ has now turned one town upside down. and has left many lifes ruined as well. How can some ppl be so stupid and not think about a ´´prank´´ that just might become a powder keg waiting to go off?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070905/ap_on_go_co/congress_markets
so lets see if the new congress can get these loaners and loan shark style companies to admit the truth and maybe even see a end of this ruthless practise that destroys the american dream and´well ppls lifes too.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070905/ap_on_he_me/popcorn_lung_consumer
I blogged about this many months ago. Now suddenly the major msm types are taking notice. So for all those microwave popcorn lovers out there, you might want to read this again in case you missed it the first time.!


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The Departing Tony Snow and His Numbers in Iraq,,,,Wednesday Attacks Kill 10 US Troops, 35 Iraqis.



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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?!






http://www.break.com/index/huge-spider-bite.html
he says its from a spider bite, me thinks he got his ass kicked . either way thats some serious swelling!


http://www.break.com/index/sweet-golf-car-spin-out.html
a professional behind the wheel of a golf cart ?


http://www.break.com/index/inside-a-working-hard-drive.html
how a hard drive works! facinating for some, for others its ahh ok.


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-untangle-mp3-headphones.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fake but still funny .


http://www.break.com/index/worlds-largest-model-air-plane.html
thats alot of model glue and time . but worth it when it takes off and flys! cool


http://www.break.com/index/dance-contest-girl-falls-off-stage2.html
somehow her dancing talents wont be apperciated after today!


http://www.break.com/index/hes-got-wood.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MATURE





http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361599
WOW shes one brutal bitch to smack down this young man.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361589
UGH! now thats just damn right disgusting, even for 10 bucks!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361588
MMAF!!! great clips of accidents and ouchies!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361577
another nad kick video.








http://www.break.com/index/cop_caught_in_war_zone.html
think this guy was going to out in a quiot way?


http://www.break.com/index/sucks_to_be_a_bomb_technician.html
thats not a job that i would like!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361485
hes not going to make coach of the year award with a mouth like that

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361420
cool but who gets to clean the windows every month?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361363
the dice man,, good clip.




http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-drivers-hit-house.html
wonder if they had a good home owners insurance? or the driver no fault?


http://www.break.com/index/scuba-diver-fails-at-jumping-off-boat.html
professional divers onboard?


http://www.break.com/index/atv-crashes-on-high-jump.html
another hard face plant but this time with more grrrrr to it.


http://www.break.com/index/drunk-rail-slides-are-a-bad-idea.html
why having a few pints and rail sliding do not mix! hope the bloke was ok.


http://www.break.com/index/unsuspecting-bridge-tackle.html
MMAF!!!!! he ruied his hoodie.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361801
you know he went home alone that night ! what a moron.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361788
not cool! pants only the young and deserving next time.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361780
no comment.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5b_1188972990
HOLY SHIT INDEED!!!! kansas tornadao caught on tape from the ground!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e94_1188972827
Iwoa Tornado HOLY SHIT AGAIN!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=995_1189026689
hang this piece of shit pronto!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=946_1189021644
these 3 little sick fucks deserve whatever coming to them once thier ass goes to juvy town. Enjoy your rope bitches!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and,,,,,co.

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Nadda, Things are back to normal for the most part. I once again made sure that cain knows his place here and keeps a short distance away and never hogs the bed where the spoiler is sleeping! Oh and i got my colar put back on too. Seems that came off the other day during the smear ear thing that went on at J&A house.

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So that about wraps it up here from Germany. Thanks for stoping on down and reading this blog,,,,or not. Talk to ya come tomorow. Oh and make sure you let the cat in before going to bed too. Danke !
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Ridentem dicere verum quid vetat? - What forbids a laughing man from telling the truth? (Horace).

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CIAO!!!
MvB.