My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, April 27, 2008


The Weekend Edition.!


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Hiya Folks and welcome back to this blog. Not much going on news wise around the world. Its becoming a case of they said we said,meaning the wars. Food shortages here there and suddenly in your own back yard. PPl not Grasping the idea that its real and its gonna hit alof of ppl who didint see it coming. I suppose china would make out well. Ppl there and abroad can sell thier cats for some extra money to buy food, or make a trade in thier share of the USA national debt. Cynical? Bet your ass I am. So with that,, here we go.
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Ive often wonderd what became of this child. He made the cover of some magazine and lives on in google forever. But what was or his name? Is he still alive? Did the injured eye ever receive decent med attention? Either way, here are the blood counts in Iraq, numbers for some, family for many others on both sides!

Thursday: 3 US Soldiers, 42 Iraqis Killed; 38 Iraqis Wounded,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12742 For Friday. Saterday http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12749,,Sunday: 136 Iraqis Killed, 101 Wounded.

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VIDEO MADDNESS!!!





http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494354
pretty sure anyone of the few IT companys he submits his resume to,(and actually gets looked at) wont be impressed with his ´´fastest beer bong ´´achievments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494353
WTF? oversized mexican fire crackers my ass. Maybe half stick of dynomite maybe?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494348
thats because everyone was watching american idol or reading about britney spears on TMZ and of course playing halo 1, 2 and 3 on the new xbox systems. To late now folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494311
dude,, get a quad, you might have more luck staying up right while riding.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494316
my owners saw this crash sunday afternoon here. Dude hit hard. Now he has a large brain and probably will become senile sooner then expected. other then that hes ok folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494315
if you have rodents in your backyard, heres one tool to rid them and enjoy a lush green lawn.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494312
MMAF!! no comment either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494310
MMAF!!!! now thats really mean but funny as hell. check out the kids face, priceless!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494307
looks like fun,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494304
with the euro the way it is now, seems this is the only good thing the US dollar is worth for.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494301
any chance these two guys met on find a bro?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494298
Not sure whats worse, the quality of this video or the dudes attempt at GTH3?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494295
MMAF! funny but comcast sucks.


http://www.break.com/index/bad-motorcycle-wheelie-crash.html
something tells me , this dude didint fair well after that bike VS car. HELMET ppl wear one!

http://www.break.com/index/travis-pastrana-rides-on-water.html
Jesus wouldint drink redbull dumbass.

http://www.break.com/index/interesting-facts-about-canada_1.html
Um wrong. Roy brown DID not shoot down the red baron nor was he canadian either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manfred_von_Richthofen#Who_fired_the_fatal_shot.3F
danke and please get your shit straight next time.

http://www.break.com/index/knocked-out-in-18-seconds.html
Hard to say, But i know this, I would not want at no time recreate this fight to see if it was fixed.!

http://www.break.com/index/female-train-conductor-leaves-mic-on.html
the little engine that came? Oh my,,Iam betting it was a fake joke. If not,, hop aboard !

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-de-evolution.html
MMAF!! check out part one after viewing this.

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-tv-break-moments-in-de-evolution-3.html
same as above,, diff videos

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-tv-break-moments-in-de-evolution-3.html
i believe its the kinda the same as above if not sue me!

http://www.break.com/g4-de-evolution/g4-tv-break-moments-in-de-evolution-1.html
I do believe that break is like devloped the idea i had since 2 yrs ago. comments and ratings.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-runs-full-speed-into-bathroom-stall_1.html
reason ONE why no man will take her hand in marrigae!


http://www.break.com/index/rc-plane-hits-kid-in-back-of-head.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/earth-day-speaker-gets-pie-in-face.html
well all the pies were made from nature right?

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-chick-licks-beer-off-floor.html
seven months from now she will wonder who her childs father is, or was there more then one?

http://www.break.com/index/she-has-a-boyfriend.html
MMAF!!! fuck you!

http://www.break.com/index/dog-determined-to-get-up-slide.html
MMAF!! this is a funny clip of a jack russel terrior.

http://www.break.com/index/office-air-horn.html
Why cubicals suck!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=492104
Fugly.

http://www.break.com/index/tanker-implodes.html
this would be a training video for germany or austria train/rail workers saftey test.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-almost-hit-by-train.html
only in the mid west?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493985
DUDE! at least have a free sink to barf in, thats so sick even without the shit you ate on a dare.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493985
amature!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493982
well,, given its the south i mean,, wouldint you run when the cop said, ´´hes about to unleash the dog´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493981
and the cars across the street where your brother was,, they were once again?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493978
um,, really no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493977
inbreeding!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493942
for soccer fans,, its long,, enjoy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=493975
perhaps suffacation just isint cool for justin.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494294
Radical but would you really want to drink that afterwards?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494293
yeah well pal, maybe some of us cannot afford a minivan to be used a gym!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494292
I take it this man has no girlfriends in his life currently?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494290
gay or not, this dude really should have worn a bigger shirt. No one NOOOO one likes to see beer guts!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494285
MMAF!!! and who said the brits done have a sence of humor?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494283
watching this iam reminded of the movies, ´´Foot Loose´´ and BrokeBack Mountain´´!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494281
dont blame the rotty. god only knows what horrors those dogs were put thru.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494279
watching this clip Iam reminded of the book ´´the dark tower´´ by stephen king. Where eddie has to crawl across some steel cables and its like really pinching his nuts? See king is wacked, its the ppl he writes about !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494278
was that beet juice???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494276
is that david swimner shooting that ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494276
ok how many of you watched this and thought of the hair bands like Poison, Ratt, Motely Crew,Bon Jovi,Wasp,Dokken, Europe, Cinderala, Judas Priest, etc?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494270
imagine if they were full beer crates? great insulation come summer no?


http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-ride-an-office-chair.html
think the company he works for will make em pay for the cost of that now broken office chair?

http://www.break.com/index/wrestlings-biggest-loser_1.html
omg,, dude,, like i bet you still believe in the easter bunnie too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494349
yet another wanna be pole dancer mishap. Notice the sound? sounds hollow huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494346
somehow i got the feeling that those two dudes really didint like each other .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494340
not really sure what to call this one,,,odd comes to mind.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494337
lucky it rained otherwise the fire probably would have been worse. Hence why we stay indoors during lighting storms boys and girls.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494333
true booze can add some fun but not this type of fun. he should have grabbed the gun and hit em in the face with it for good measure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494331
what ppl do for amusent today borderlines on mental!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494326
Looks like fun. that one dude got some major air time on his back.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=494320
not the right way to make fast money guys. what if that taxi driver had a real weapon? still it took balls, dumb balls but none the less.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ME AND murphy. (hey if he cant share blog time wtf should i yanno?)
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I think this summer is going to be like the last. Warm and sticky in may and early june, then rain and chilly. We have flowers blooming already inside the now defunkt flower bed . My only guess , birds dropped some seeds? I see the Honey beers are out early this year too. The buzz around and dont bother anyone. However there are few wasps that have shown themselfs early this season.

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The humans have checked outside for any possible indication that a nest might be in the process of full construction. If so, here the weapons of mass wasp deaths.One potatoe gun, fitted with RAID soaked paper towels. The other weapon, a blow torch. And the last but not least. a friend of a friend who works for the fire department , shows up with a tanker truck and blows that nest into smitherens! Of course there are those dyson vacums here that suck up things heavier then the machine itself. Just add some baking soda inside the hepi filter and suck that possible nest inside and watch the wasps die. Hey its not like iam for this, but one of my owners is deadly allergic to bee stings. Not honey bees but the hornets, yellow jackets, wasps and bumble bees. Sorry folks but when it comes to a human life, any nasty wasp isint worthy of life. Sue me and meet in the greenpeace court if you disagree. Just name me the time where a bee keeper moved a agressive bees nest with sucess and all ended well?

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nothing else to keep you folks here. So with that I , cain shall head off to the bedroom and plop next to ´´the spoiler´´ who brought me a new water dish last week! WOW i can drink water normal again, no more paw dipping and it tastes great too. Even ´´wasderface´´ whos the offical pooper scooper removal from the cat box, has noticed that my stool looks better, but smells alot like murphys. Meaning, Now i to can clear a room after 30 seconds using the Litter box. Ive noticed the humans did buy alot of OUST last time they went shopping too ;)~

Take care fine pet owners and lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros You Guys and Gals are. Till next weekend, take care all and dont have others because of ? Get along, love thy enemy and when the time is right SUE THE SHIT OUTTA EM! ;)~

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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend editon for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008


HUMP DAY!!!
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And as we see, some are not prepared what so ever. Ok Iam looking below at this so called allmighty piece of shit ´´Al Sadar´´, who hides somewhere and now threatens to start a new war that should have been over back in 2006. The fight for Basara.

Will the morons in charge of the Troops allow to take this prick down? I know,, it took the FBI 4 yrs to finaly get the ok to enter a polygamist sect's Texas ranch compound. Why pussy foot around at the cost of human lifes? Take that pig Al sadar out of the equastion,, and see what happens. It will show this time for once, enough is enough for this tit for tat bullshit!
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The blood count in Iraq, and those reading this, do you really think this piece of shit has your best interest at hand? NO! Hes making money by the deaths of many. Take em out!!
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The many mass morons on the internet !


http://www.break.com/index/eagle-drags-goats-off-cliff.html
yeah its nature, but i still think some goat farmers will just shoot the eagles now. I would have had camo net covering the goats to prevent that from happening. Warning graphic wildlife . Or better yet use a fake cement stuffed goat for a kill decoy and see How far the bird can carry it before it drops it ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/car-hits-oil-slick-at-150mph.html
repost of the asshole audi driver that loses control of his car, Oil slick my ass.

http://www.break.com/index/paintball-prank.html
another nut shot,, this time with a paint gun.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-cant-hold-beer-bong.html
had to be fake why else would the dude take off his shirt for a beer bong? unless,,,,ahem,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491446
MMAF!!! wait till the end hilarious!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491449
Um another grt playing in the back ground would help, maybe some better fills via a real drummer,bass gtr too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491445
um,, it kind of lacked any GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrr. Next time toots, hit it like you mean it. Plus the beat was the same and there was no fills what so ever. Boring.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491437
if you ask me this show and its host and the morons that go on it , are all scumbags.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491432
he will grow to hate his mother for that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491425
watch a bear eat them all MMAF!! no but its funny shit these folks posted for video(s)


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491430
Never let it be said that this man didint keep his eyes on the balls!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491429
MMAF!! think hes right on all the canidates.

http://www.break.com/index/bird-doesnt-like-being-kissed_1.html
looked to me this bird is a chick and not ready to fly. Glad it gave dillwad boy a nice kiss on the nose ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/brosearch-episode-5.html
Reallyyyyyyyyyy no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491490
someone tell me this is FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? wtf folks.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491490
Gotta be upstate NY welders,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491484
this is america´s future?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491479
you know damn well thats a boston !!! cute dogs, looks like it ran head first into a tree at 50 mph.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491468
this shit actually works!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491962
Kind of creepy making your kids ghost,,,,,cool though i guess.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491963
fake!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491955
FlyLeaf should sue ! Even a tone deaf person can hear the same .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491966
cant wait!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491964
This is very disturbing to say the least,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491959
wetf that was supposed to be,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491953
right and i have a fucking bridge and land in florida that you can buy dirt cheap too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491954
MMAF!! its those ears folks, they slide in ok but retracting them is impossible without some serious pain


http://www.break.com/index/fck-the-earth-day.html
MMAF!!!! this old dude is funny, and kidding too.

http://www.break.com/index/co-worker-gay-or-straight.html
sadly there are some closet cases still around.

http://www.break.com/index/very-talented-pro-finger-boarding.html
um,,,

http://www.break.com/index/horse-slams-into-starting-gate.html
something tells me this jockey wont be racing today. Great job gate keeper too. Moron.

http://www.break.com/index/pavement-scrape.html
ugh,, rather gross but important message about wearing protective gear while riding ?

http://www.break.com/index/air-force-II-blows-media-away.html
all those laptops and bags of gear now flying in the air, tst tst tst.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491945
radical wheelie dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491934
time didint allow me to watch this all but so far the ship wrecks looked really cool.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491933
Iam pretty sure one of my owners will try these 4 bar tricks come this weekend. I can already hear the sound of broken glass too Ö !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491931
Ian , dude, you really put yourself way out there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491932
Great concept .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491930
MMAF!!!! that poor dude really had his nads slammed badly .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491929
dude, it looks like a young Denis Quaid! and air brush is cheating for art.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491924
about time someone slammed the facebook ho´s ! MMAF!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491925
um,, wtf was that?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491921
WOW that dude is great for a human beat box.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491920
MMAF!! check out this comment made,,,Joeslowy says:
./:i want my minute and 41 seconds back, put his ass on a 50cc before he kills himself


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=491917
so thats what they are called today,, pop and lock dancers?

http://www.break.com/index/cute-kittens-bop-their-heads.html
awwww way to cute. !

http://www.break.com/index/paint-cans-miss-their-target.html
way to close . hope the little kid is ok.oh and talk about a white sale .

http://www.break.com/index/testtesttest_1.html
what happens when one isint wearing a helmet. Think he felt great the next day?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-fails-at-double-backflip.html
ouch. he was shy of his mark it looks like.

http://www.break.com/index/yankee-fan-beats-up-red-sox-fan.html
MMAF! see what happens to red sox fans ? they fall down and then get kicked out of the stadium.

http://www.break.com/index/dock-jump-double-self-ownage.html
slight pinkage, maybe a broken nose but iam sure hes fine folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492456
pretty awesome man made biker.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492455
funny clips of folks falling ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492454
Damn! Dont mess that woman. She stomped his ass silly, and wanted more.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492446
did he inhale that beer? so much for enjoying the taste?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492444
´´ladies´´ out and about . what man would want to marry one of those ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492443
dont you wish you could do this today and get away with it from the boss right on down to the wife?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492437
the slow mo became boring after awhile.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492438
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492435
enjoy the bald spot forever.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492430
I have to say, excellent dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=492429
Whoa,, flashbacks!
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News From The House Of Murphy and ,,,co.



Seems the humans were watching tv the other night and saw a report about how there isint enough food to feed the world. Meaning like always some small lacking oil, poor country will take the broken end of the stick and see thier ppl die from starvation. Some ppl speculate that its due in part because of farmers growing bio fuels. I personaly think its because the world food bank fucked up!
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I mean wtf does hati have that other nations would help em out with food? Nothing that the ubber rich want. No oil, some nice beaches and palm trees and thats it. Other small nations lack anything the world food bank morons deem important. Living in a world today where the mantra is ME ME ME , is rather sickeing to say the least. Most ppl wont give a rats ass untill the food shortages start hitting thier end of the woods. I mean can you imagine anyone living in Georgetown washington having to go with out thier krispy cream or whole wheat toast with roast beef and a slice of baby swiss? Why the outrage would be seen on CNN and other cable news shows. Oh the horror, no more roast beef sammies !
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Other then the above which is enough I think, nothing new here. My potatoe isint growing anymore and the humans took a pic of it as to compare the size of it on a weekly basis. More then likely its a mole or wart or something. But we get out shots again come this summer and so from there the vet can decide weather to take it off or leave it on. Cains still fat. The humans went out and brought a large dog size metal water dish, as cain cant quite lower his head to get to the water in the now tossed out old water bowl. Since this new water dish has graced my home, cain drinks non stop. And no more paw dipping like he did with the old one. Which is good because i cannot stand hair in my water . ICKY!.
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Alright, its late, iam tired and there are things to be done around here tonight. One is chase cain and then plop next to ´´the spolier´´ whos sleeping. Oh and ´´the spoiler´´ now can work from home when they feel like :) This means i have them all to myself starting at 6:00am untill say 4:00pm when they stop working on the laptop. Massive cuddle time on the couch i spend with em, untill i paw swipe the infared mouse off the table and well, get yelled at :( . Take care folks and look for cains blog this weekend. Till then, dont dry hump your air fern or cactus garden, Or use a newspaper to kill a large spider on the ceiling. (hint,, they fall on you sometimes alive and very pissed off) spare the fish the beatings and the pets the stress. Love ,live and lie if possible to chase down that all out mega dream of living happily ever after!
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,
“You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.”

Unknown.

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CIAO!!!

MvB.

Sunday, April 20, 2008


The Weekend Edition!
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Hiya Folks And Welcome back to this blog. Wow, seems the Pope came and visited with mega ppl in NYC and performed mass on some 46 thousand folks too. Thats alot of wafers . I wonder if Rosie O'Donnell went back for seconds? Either way, lets see whats going on out there in this big bad mean world of which you humans created!

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HEADLINES,,( from various online news sources.)


http://news.bbc.co.uk/

http://www.rawstory.com/

http://thinkprogress.org/

http://alternet.org/

http://antiwar.com/

http://www.crooksandliars.com/

http://www.spiegel.de/international/

http://www.thenausea.com/thenot.html

http://informationclearinghouse.info/index.html

http://www.iht.com/

Alot of good news sources and reading too. No fluff or bullshit, just pure news for those wishing for such.

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The Blood Count In Iraq,,
http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12702 Wednesday

Thursday: 73 Iraqis Killed, 109 Wounded tuesday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12711 For Friday,,

Saturday: 2 US Soldiers, 46 Iraqis Killed; 135 Iraqis Wounded

Sunday: 75 Iraqis Killed, 58 Wounded

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Video Madness?!?!?!?!?
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http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490396
Yeah id say the camera dude sucks. Find another friend that can handle one.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490386
MMAF!!!! Funny actually. What are moms for again? to call and panic at!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490387
These guys would be good for ESPN sport reporters.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490379
why would someone bet something so disgusting? notice the dog ran with him , as if he were saying ´´hey ill eat that if you dont ´´!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490369
"Sam Kinison" ? sounds like so. Not a bad choice to mimic either. shame the sound quality sucks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490428
pretty clever farmer!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490424
pretty sure his wish to play gtr hero was zilch after that stunt.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490414
not even close to being funny assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490416
what a asshole MMAF!!!!!!!! oh this is priceless really!


http://www.break.com/index/watch-out-for-that-tumbler.html
maybe that ´´tumbler´´ had to many drinks made for him ?

http://www.break.com/index/would-you-hit-it.html
Id like to hope they are gay roomate friends or related for that slap.

http://www.break.com/index/i-killed-your-husband.html
crime does not pay.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-talk-to-black-people.html
I found it to be funny but iam quite sure some will not share in this humor.

http://www.break.com/index/longboard-street-wipeout.html
Dont you just hate it when a leaf gets in the way of the really good parts?

http://www.break.com/index/tazer-challenge-failure.html
MMAF! rather funny reaction when this dude gets tazed. He only thought it was his buttocks that got buzzed.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489605
um,,, wtf? and they are not worms. More so called a garden grub aka lavia from a insect.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489598
MMAF!!! run dammit run. well wouldint you?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489595
tards will be tards it seems .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489589
I guess beaner bitch was sick and tired of picking on the mexicans and decided a black community was next. Iam waiting for some one to bitch slap his ass .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489586
actually some of that food looked pretty damn good. As compared to say MCdumpsters.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489587
INSANE! but radical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489578
the WORST song ever have my ears bleed from.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489582
MMAF!!!! this shit does work, it even takes the first layer of skin off of your fingers if you dont wear gloves.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489577
why does this dude remind me of Tim Cury from the movie , Rocky Horror Picture Show?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490777
Dummy dropped his guard going for a kick attack and boom boom, there went his fuse.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490775
the part about talking to yourself,, iam calm after reading that now. Because one of owners does that alot at home alone Ö

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490773
MMAF!!!! this dog is so funny. Check out how he stops yowling long enough to do the floor drag 500 , then right back to his yowling.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490766
kind of funny video about some dude and his war on wasps. Cant blame em, i hate those flying bitches too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490765
Crazy ass fireman. Looked like fun he had inside that dryer .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490757
check out the dude with the white t shirt on, he cant help but not laugh and laugh some more during this skit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490755
MMAF!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490756
ok,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490754
it seems there alot of ppl who have yet to see the old funnel trick. Use the internet more often folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490753
I would have done the same too. ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490752
Now thats something to use huh? hmmm,, ponder ponder,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490742
what a nice job to have where you can make fun of yourself and others and its perfectly ok to do so!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490740
why am I reminded of a character from in living color played by jim carrey? verra something,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=669_1208673678
um yeah id say that was intentional.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac3_1208631257
Poor bastards,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=788_1208707153
happy ending :)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=742_1208722801
Um,, but at least the dog is ok. As for his owner,, dude, pay attention next time.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=02a_1208122347
so much for the old saying ´´liquid courage´´. check this instant ahhhhhhhhhh thing out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c0_1208163369
even in hell they somehow find a sence of humor. Bravo.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bfa_1208600413
well done guys!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d6_1208735168
Sweet story actually. Heres hoping they are adopted out together .


http://www.break.com/index/egg-prank-backfires.html
Beat em to the punch it seems.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490410
destruction of private property isint meet with ha ha among the law. In this case MMAF!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490406
someone up his meds? reminds me of a old joke, to midgets and little kids, elevators smell differant.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490403
Mass police arent known for thier book of rules. I didint expect much from this cop either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490402
what a pussy. Its just a skin surface wound. aka a scratch.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490397
by the sniffing and shaking either she is afraid or really wacked out on some form of speed/crack/crank/coke.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490390
GREAT!


http://www.break.com/index/cop-laughs-at-fat-guy.html
MMAF!!! iam sorry but i would have laughed too if i had to arrest something like that.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-pranked-with-funnel.html
its only water toots, lighten up and find some humor.

http://www.break.com/index/obama-gives-hillary-the-finger.html
no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490825
MMAF!! what kind of car would allow all that smoke to get inside of it? a rust bucket of a car.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490824
um, what is wrong with this dude? is he retarded or just that sick in the head?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490822
shit happens,,,maybe he will win 400 dollars for his friend fix that nose.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490820
more young ´´ladies´´ acting like so in public,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490813
well yes, bloody lungs would suck indeed nerd man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490807
well she is correct after seeing the dudes picture for myself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490789
nice kick there mr. police officer/correction guard.


http://www.break.com/index/buddy-caught-jerkin-off_1.html
headphones cost 40 dollars. computor cost ? 600 dollars. Catching your room mate in college naked standing in front of the computor with head phones,, Priceless!

http://www.break.com/index/sunburn-slap.html
make sure to wear rubber gloves, as sunburns like that will blister and oooz water from the burnt skin.

http://www.break.com/index/shoplifter-runs-over-two-customers.html
um,, why are the cars allowed to drive over the crime scene? where is the sercurity guards?

http://www.break.com/index/roof-jump-goes-horribly-bad1.html
looks like a arm snap folks as he leaps off the top shingle!

http://www.break.com/index/mom-gets-pranked-with-funnel-trick.html
I dont think its odd he did this to his mom. maybe they are few that get along great.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490035
thats what happens to some ppl that spend all night on the putes viewing porn or making shit up on face book!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490033
I hope his brain still functions after such a 21th B day party.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490026
sorry but wtf? is a adult doing with AXE body deo can up inside thier rectum? Id laugh too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490020
really not cool! I mean is this dude even breathing and if so for how long?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490019
MMAF!!! way cool jr!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490018
his leg isint on fire, just the hair on his legs.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490016
wow,, what a slam into the dirt!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490015
This video was out early last year. Sadly it took FUAX to make it into a ooooo deal.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490007
obama may not like this super delegate.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490002
why?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490003
waayyyyyyyyyy to much top prop action should have used the back prop to drag it outta the water.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=490001
Lame.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=489998
martial arts and hiphop have alot in common.

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News From The House Of Murphy And ME!

Not alot to tell you folks. Its getting warmer out alot earlier then it used to do so. This time last year in Germany it was close to 86 temp wise . I think its going to be another short summer this year again. After may of last year it was nothing but rain and cloudy days. I am just glad the humans had the outside blinds installed last year . If it does get to hot, then the blinds are lowerd and it keeps the sun from beating inside here.

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I understand that a comment was made last week on my weekend edition blog, due to my spelling, and or lack of format. Well What can i say? This blog is from a cats point of view. Iam sorry we dont have pussy school like the commentor did, but Iam sure you excelled right? However , like Murphy posted on his hump day edition, If your that upset over the lack of spelling or formating,, then why come here at all?

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Also why even bother to post a comment? If this blog so disgusts you, then what is the point of given it such attention? Can you explain this to me oh wise one? If not I have a few ideas for you,, GET OVER IT!

Ok folks, thats the bell for me to get off the laptop and get into bed with the one human that is sleeping :) Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and MEGA thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you gals, and guys are!

Have a good sunday and a even better monday folks. Dont hit your boss, or have any road rage. Be safe and kiss your kids and spouce. Oh and dont forget the pets too. We like lovings as well. Till next weekend,

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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008


HUMP DAY!!! yawnnnnnnn,,,,,
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TAX TIME! hahahahaha,, nice for the folks in the USA who , many have lost thier jobs and homes. Just how in the hell does the goverment expect those folks to pay taxes on money they NO longer earn and property they no longer own? Its rather sad oxy moron, actually. Ppl forced to pay the debts the gov says they owe every year. Income, state, fed, city, town, and property.

Way to go ´´ all those scumbags that voted yet again for Bush. Oh and forget the current dems noms, They lack as well. Either way one may slice it, its a huge shit sandwhich and everyone has to take a bite from it. Oh other then the 24% ubber rich that still support Bush and his cronnies.

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The Blood Count In Iraq, and continues to be so. Be the all mighty pussy Iraqi goverment/puppet gov.

You all know this pigs name,, and his army, yet no one is allowed to touch him? ok then here are the latest from his army killing ppl and soliders . Monday: 1 US Soldier, 87 Iraqis Killed; 127 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 2 Marines, 112 Iraqis Killed; 176 Iraqis Wounded ,, Isint it time Al sadar is kicked to curb and ends the blood letting of thousands? Hump days numbers arent available yet, click and look for yourself.




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Look ! Massive Morons On the Net!!!





http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=247_1208340257
ok,, My idea for scumbag parents like this? no more children. fix snip snap whatever to make sure this type of dirt isint allowed to have anymore kids.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35b_1208388296
I think he was talking about most of the old school republicans.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=548_1208389454
wow, I bet that impressed the health insurance ppl. and raised rates for the retards that act like such.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d40_1208388169
I kind of doubt they were invited, but asked nicely and of course were not turned down.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b18_1208387073
looks like a repost of the same morons in germany that took thier BMW out on the public street and lost it.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=899_1208193695
OUCH! bitch slapped on live leak,, lets see the others version of the story.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f01_1208289584
ok heres the reply from the above ,,,,make up your own mind folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ee8_1208360489
well someone wasint happy with the verdict is appears. look how the judge flees to his chambers.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bbb_1208309088
If that was me I would have just lit the cig up after being trapped that long in a crappy elevator. poor bastard.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8c3_1208301479
Would be alot of ppls first reaction as well .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fc8_1208299181
warning for all EBAY sellers,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=902_1208302980
this dude isint doing anything the bird flyers in vietnam did. actually the bird flyers in namn were under fire and doing this.



http://www.break.com/index/girl-owned-by-treadmill-3-times_1.html
maybe some treadmills dont like fatties on them?

http://www.break.com/index/tricia-walsh-smith-crazy-divorce-woman.html
Iam sure alot of poor ppls hearts are bleeding for her and her hubby as we read this,,ahem.

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/honda-element/honda-element.html
Is he able to feed himself today or what?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-grabs-electric-fence.html
maybe a farmer invented the tazor? also check out the cows afterwards,,

http://www.break.com/index/skater-slams-into-glass-door.html
first instinct from one his friends while he lays bleeding,, ´´lets get the fuck out of here now´´.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-attacked-during-school-lunch.html
why some so called young ladies today just plain suck at everything.

http://www.break.com/index/rugby-player-tosses-knockout-punch.html
sucker punch 101!

http://www.break.com/index/talking-goat.html
way crazy talking goat. I dont know whats more funny, the goat or the one chick checking out the goats nad size.

http://www.break.com/index/britains-got-talent-andrew-johnston.html
shame this kid has mega talent and his bullied for it. I think the bullies are just jell over his talent.



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488854
To late, he saw her fist coming and knew his nads were OWNED!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488845
two words,,, white trash.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488830
MMAF!! classic ´´In living color´´ clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488831
Hmm, reminds one of a old beavis and butthead clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488818
MMAF!! guess he isint a belt owner.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488800
great movie,, this clip was abit disturbing ,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488808
He does have a point. But I know its not cool anymore to be true to convictions ,just lie to get votes!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488857
speed it up 1.32 and then see the reaction. rather funny no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488855
the dudes are back.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=488852
could be some NY state workers!! really not kidding you ;)



http://www.break.com/index/hairy-pizza-prank-revenge.html
We can only wonder how this couple will top each others pranks. example b, as shown here. ;)

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-taxes.html
Taxes my ass, dont pay em this yr folks. cripple the war pigs in washington, let em attempt to collect debt, which is a oxy moron in the states !!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slams-into-golf-cart.html
um, no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-play-at-home.html
You have to admitt that was a sweet move by the runner.

http://www.break.com/index/4x4-flips-down-mountain.html
have they never heard of sir isac newton? MMAF!

http://www.break.com/index/mario-theme-played-with-rc-car-and-bottles.html
Way cool! kind of make me want to grab the old N64 and go a round or two with mario.

http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/04/12/butterbean-vs-patrick-smith-an-american-tragedy/
I never cared for ´´butter bean´´ It was nice to see the fat bastard get his just deserts ;)

http://www.break.com/index/instructor-helps-student-win-fight.html
WOW! who pissed in this instructors wheaties? was there a cheat we are not aware of?

http://www.break.com/index/convertibles-flip-onto-roof.html
I believe that was prior to the invention of air bags and roll bars. Damn what a bang up that was.

http://www.break.com/index/kobe-wannabe-fails-at-car-jump.html
Only real retards make the jump over speeding cars. good attempt though.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and a few other ppl and one cat etc.


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Seems I am growing a potatoe on my back. The humans were brushing me out and felt something and sure enough it looks like a very small spud about the size of a small baby pea. Its brown with dark red spots on the edge of it. It isint hurting me but the humans are worried. Anytime a pet grows a spud on thier skin, isint great for anyone . So they called the vet. They were informed to keep a eye on it, and see if it grows or bleeds. So far nothing of the sort has taken place and if all goes well then its nothing more then a wart or mole, which will be removed to be safe.
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Id rather be stuck outside all night on the porch then go back to the vets. Dont get me wrong, the vets (ladies) are eye candy for me PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I just hate the kitty carrier. So time will tell.
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Other then that, Not alot going on here. Seems someone left cain a comment on his weekend edition to learn how to spell? Look you simple minded bitch, how about you from the states LEARN HOW TO VOTE! yes you! All wooohooo for kerry in 2004,, etc and now your all woohooo for ?? again? If you do not like this blog based on spelling, then i shall suggest you leave your sorry ass and dont come back ? Understand? I dont much care for the american way of easy credit, and you make Alot of ppl, feel ashamed to be a expat. So lighten the fuck up or die mad ;)~
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Now stop your bitching and awwww haawwwww crying blat fest and do something right for your family and life. Oh and stop looking at my blog too asshole. Its just that easy ;)~
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WORDS OF WISDOM( For assholes out there) “There are certain fundamental requisites for wise and resolute democratic leadership. It must build on hope, not on fear; on honesty, not on falsehood; on justice, not on injustice; on public tranquility, not on violence; on freedom, not on enslavement. It must weave a social fabric in which the most important strands are a devotion to truth and a commitment to righteousness. These are essential ingredients of the American way of life. They are the necessary conditions for the achievement of freedom and human progress the world over.” Dr. Edmund Ezra Day

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I am out of here. Talk to you folks once again come sometime. Till then look for Cains weekend edition. Be good and be good at it. Dont forget to let the cat inside prior to going to bed either. Danke. Dont beat your fish, harm the hamster or let the dog out without a leash.
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CIAO!!!!
MvB

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Lemme get this right, obama said what again?

The Weekend Edition!
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Hiya folks and welcome back to the weekend edition. Seems there is alot of flubba going on about some comments barack obama said , in regards to small towns in the USA. Heres a quote as to what he said ,,,´´And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy toward people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.´´ Barack Hussein Obama.
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Ok, then what he is saying is that ? constitution is wrong ? That the right to bear arms is wrong and the right to be free from any religion of which you choose to worship is wrong as well? That its nothing more then ´´bitterness´´? If the man wants to say what I think he ment to say then get a better speach writer or just write the damn thing yourself there Obama! Not only did that insult many americans who do own handguns and do go to church it also bitch slapped small towns into making some ppl assume its redneckville all over.

And now about Hillary and her comments ,,,in regards to Obamas oops.
“You don’t have to think back too far to remember that good men running for president were viewed as being elitist and out of touch with the values and lives of millions of Americans,” she said. Well Hillary dear,, That is like the sink calling the tub white( i wont use the pot calling the kettle yadda yadda in case some misread that as being against blacks. Yeah the worlds that fucked over in the states) Getting back to my point, I doubt hillary has fired a rifle or hand gun if ever at all. Same for Barack. As for church, Its really no ones bizz when she went . Course baracks church we found out was kinda bitchy when it came to white folks, so the point iam attempting to make is,, who do we believe ? NEITHER!!!!
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A grand show of attempting to connect to the middle class small town ppl , which didint go well . So thats it, that is our two dem canidates? Calling Howard Dean, BEG Al Gore to run. The man makes the most sence over any of the canidates, And, all parties running too.

My choice for prez? Neither one of these two assclowns.
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The blood count in Iraq,,,,
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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/atv-towing-power-wheels-goes-bad.html
MMAF!!! at least they all wore helmets.

http://www.break.com/index/saran-wrap-prank-on-crabby-roommate.html
what being crabby can get you nowadays.

http://www.break.com/index/embarassing-question-for-tiger.html
MMAF!!!! who said tiger woods dosint have a sence of humor?

http://www.break.com/index/annoying-reporter-microphone-prank.html
grandpa gave em the wtf look after he was done with his speech. priceless.

http://www.break.com/index/dont-let-this-girl-punch-you_1.html
kind of hard to call weather this is fake or real. If real, that lady packs one hell of a punch.

http://www.break.com/index/kobe-bryant-jumps-over-car_1.html
wow if that was real.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sister-busted.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! classic fighting siblings !!

http://www.break.com/index/naked-pictures-of-your-buddys-girlfriend_1.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent and it probably happend to some poor bastid too.

http://www.break.com/index/worst-rap-battle-ever.html
um,,,,,???

http://www.break.com/index/kid-jumps-over-speeding-station-wagon.html
did it still count even when his sneaker hit the roof? just wondering whats acceptable for retardism today.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487123
if he thinks that burns now, well wait till the next morning and its waste management time!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487119
this video you can stop after 3 of the 4 bleach /tin foil bombs go off, afterwards nothing just the song.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487121
MMAF!!! iono maybe the kid is a problem eater or something. Or his parents are just twisted?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487129
somehow he looks like he belongs a episode of stark trek, the next generation.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487117
nice wheelie and car but where are the barriers to protect the fans ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487115
more of the same as above but this dude really needs to lower the thrust, check out the ending where he loses twice and comes down hard on the track, enough to leave sparks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487113
this hamster reminds of the wheelie ppl from the above vids.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=487110
Thanks Jason for the tip. Be sure to remember it someday.

http://www.break.com/index/136-mph-rally-car-jump.html
And no sparks or any damage either !

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-at-dinner.html
GROSS but funny. I like how married ppl end up suffering the same dry heaves as thier spouces do when they eat hairy pizza!

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-reporters-getting-owned.html
who said being a reporter was a easy job?

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-make-homemade-ice-cream.html
just be glad they didint add any sprinkles with that ice cream.

http://www.break.com/index/improv-everywhere-pranks-little-league-game.html
cool for the kids and the love of the game too.

http://www.break.com/index/game-show-dumb-luck.html
game show bloopers.

http://www.break.com/index/awkward-moment-with-grandma.html
no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486690
and no broken bones or parts either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486686
Ö Rent a room already !!! Ö

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486685
Think that was a warning from above as to not be so stupid and stand outside during a thunder storm?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486678
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cool dad,, and yeah , better sleep with one eye open dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486673
Great gtr playing dude. beats the hell out of GH3!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486674
Love the tom cruise if they were born in are -kansas pic.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486670
great for folks with flabby buttocks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486667
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! sounds like a cool neighbor to have.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486665
i think the bigger dude treated that as a joke, afterwards iam sure he kicked tiny tims ass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486661
dude,,you tapped the bat out where your friend just took a leak? Ug,,buy a new one after that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486656
Not bad guys.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486658
um,,,,,,,?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486660
Think the dudes aim is abit off?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=486659
no comment, whos to say otherwise?

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Now that was WAY COOL!!!!!!!!!!! nice flying carpet there aladin!!!!

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Maybe the pilot needs a refreasher course in flying, actually take off?

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excellent catch,, i guess,,,,,

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ughhh,,,,,,

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hiney is good, would you let her keep it ??

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some cheaper made digicams or cell phones dont have enough filter to film the sun without it showing up as a black dot.

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anything is sellable at airports nowadays,,

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um what happend to his recoil comeback???

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i bet he felt swell the next day,, shit make the next 2 weeks after doing something like that. EDDIOT!!!

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they do HURT even thru protective gear. But a great weapon against drunks with big mouths and bigger egos

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MMAF!!! the kid that said shoot first ask questions later is priceless, blame the other hunter idea!

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MMAF!!! the one dude towards the end was hell bent on having a look, regardless of the wife.

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bet they were all thinking the same,, oh shit i hope my mom isint watching this!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF ´´US CATS´´!!
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Seems spring kicked into full gear here finaly. I sit in front of the big picture window and watch bugs crawl outside on the patio, birds fly overhead and see baby bees testing out thier new wings. All of which fall into one catogory for me, that would be the FOOD one!!!! Sorry humans dont eat bugs, or never tasted a yellow jacket, or a bird.I have heard though that humans will eat a poison fish and pray the chef took all the poison sack from it correctly. Makes sence,, Not. Here us cats protect your fresh newly planted veggies for harvest from vermin.
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Just not murphy or me. We dont go outdoors, if so, the patio is the limit. My owners said that some of the neighbors here dont like cats and digging in the flower bed as we lay a fresh pile of poop, or take a whizz on someones front door stoop. But dogs here in germany,, bad mouth one owner and thier dog its ww3! Seems scrotum licking , drooling , barking mutts are acceptable? who the hell wants that in thier house to help with the decor? Regardless, when a plauge hit europe many many many yrs ago, cats were the fav pet to have. We ate your self made disease! Thats the thanks we get today? HA!!! Cats rule simple folks. We meow when there is fire or danger and we protect too. Lose the dog get a cat and see a animal that requires little mataince. All we want in return is,, the bed. The couch, the whole living room floor. The kitchen, the hallway, the closets, the laundry room, laudry baskets, the bathrooms,, tubs and sinks, the lap, the where you were sitting before you got up to go pp. You humans warm body heat to leach off of during cold nights and laying in front of a floor fan during the summer to blow our dander out and into the air of which you breath, is that asking to much???????!!!
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Thats it from here in germany tonight. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are!!!!! Look for murphs blog come wednesday, till then,have a good week and enjoy the peace of a sunday.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the sake of sanity.