My View From The Litter Box!: August 2008

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Looks Like I got The WeekEnd Edition,,,again. Cains somewhere off doing something and asked me to fill in for em. I said sure,, but it will come at a cost sometime later on down that dirty road ;)~

ok so the RPC will be shut down early due to hurrican Gustav. Now isint that just so fucking ironic? It was only 3 years ago that Nola was shut down due to the republicans in power after katrina left for 5 days! Comon, admitt you, ya all wanted to see Cindy C MCcain caught popping a oxycotin with Rush limpballs.

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The Blood Count In Iraq For The Week Of,

8/31/2008
8/30/2008
8/29/2008
8/28/2008
8/27/2008
8/26/2008
8/25/2008

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VIDEO TIME!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Thunder-Storm-564340.html
i think the phone conversation in the back down is more entertaining then the lighting.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Alaska-s-Mightiest-MILF-564345.html
um,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Angry-Chick-Beats-The-Hell-Out-of-Cheating-Boyfriend-564342.html
smacking two drum sticks stop domestic violence?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/How-to-share-a-beer-564341.html
MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/FIRST-OFFICAL-HURRICANE-GUSTAV-FOOTAGE-THE-BEGINING-564338.html
its thunder and lighting and the kids running around under a tree?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/white-gir-smoking-crack-at-night-564336.html
white chick smoking crack on tape,, hmm could that be amy whinehouses sister?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/test-video-564333.html
the jumping into the wall via this test video game was most impressive.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/4-year-old-Juke-Box-Hero-564324.html
MMAF!!! cool kids, great band , nice tune.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Little-brothers-revenge-564323.html
MMAF!!! cool revenge dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Awesome-Fight-on-Russian-wedding-show-564311.html
YES! drunk russians!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-slams-into-spectator.html
bummer why did they cut the tape´? did the passenger kick the dudes ass after he ran into em?

http://www.break.com/index/recoil-knocks-chick-out.html
Next time stef stick with the 380 pc.

http://www.break.com/index/molotov-cocktail-baseball.html
intell?

http://www.break.com/index/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kite-surfer-tries-to-jump-boat.html
This is what happens when ya try to show off.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-falls-over-home-run-wall.html
awww, poor little shit. hope he got to keep the ball.

http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/08/27/video-fighter-gets-beaten-by-fans/
what nice fans you find at these events.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-dude-sends-hot-chick-flying.html
should have found someone fatter.

http://www.break.com/index/epic-balcony-leap-into-pool.html
when they invent the moron games, can we send this dude and hope he wins gold?

http://www.break.com/index/tree-hits-kid-in-the-head.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/wheelbarrow-stunt-wipeout.html
Looks like fun,,,,,,if ya a redneck.

http://www.break.com/index/quality-time-with-the-kids.html
wow,, yanno this kids gonna be all she can be when she grows up.

http://www.break.com/index/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.html
MMAF!!!! next time have a saftey mask on.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Jack-In-The-Box-563942.html
awwww how cute.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Squirrel-Slingshot-563939.html
i hope that was shit that fell down on to thier video cam ;)

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Blow-away-by-water-563938.html
bet that had to hurt alittle bit,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/IBS-Foods-that-Trigger-563930.html
lets hope the assclowns in washington see this and get the help they need. The time for spewing shit from thier mouths has come to a end.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/WEIRD-SKATEBOARD-TRICK-563921.html
it just looks like a couple of kids bored and developed something,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Govenor-Sarah-Palin-Competes-Miss-Alaska-1984-563919.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/The-Death-of-the-Hired-Hand-563910.html
WTF?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/REALLY-BAD-SNOWBOARD-FALL-563915.html
andy needs meds,,,,lots of meds.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Crackers-and-Toothpaste-Anyone-563913.html
must be russian soliders,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/HaHa-You-Gotta-see-this-563906.html
sometimes ya have to cringe when you get east eu videos .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/armsofvalor-com-green-guardian-sword-test-3-563903.html
um,, ok dude,, wonder what you use to cut your firewood or meat with?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/A-suprise-Presidential-Candidate-563901.html
really no comment!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/armsofvalor-com-green-guardian-sword-test-2-563902.html
I might buy one of those now,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/armsofvalor-com-green-guardian-sword-test-1-563898.html
ok gimme one now dammit!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Buggy-Jump-563892.html
Say hows that whiplash working for you?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/UNLIMITED-PIE-IS-NOT-A-GOOD-DEAL-563886.html
sick pricks just ruined my image of pie!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Dirt-Bike-Front-Flip-563889.html
Failed!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/WHAT-TEENS-DO-FOR-FUN-563882.html
Um,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.html
Idiot!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-guy-fights-window-washer.html
Someone appears to be that of a dickhead nature.

http://www.break.com/index/the-pashtoon-midget-dance.html
zum zum zum,,,zuma?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-smashes-into-other-cars.html
wow, hope everyone lived after that big ass car/truck accident.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Parc-Asterix-Goudurix-roller-coaster-563380.html
kinda felt dinner come up alittle bit after watching that.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Untamed-Uncut-Water-Buffalo-Rampage-563374.html
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! show more clips like this, dont think we get that over here in the EU.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Yet-Another-Kite-Incident-563373.html
wish these dudes would have a tardcam attached to a helmett when they try these things.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/I-get-owned-563348.html
id get up and beat his ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/World-Nettle-Eating-Championship-563345.html
what a bunch of wankers.

http://www.break.com/index/painting-mona-lisa-in008-seconds.html
now thats pretty damn neat and where can i get one of these?

http://www.break.com/index/atv-backflip-into-the-mud.html
get a bigger atv and learn how to drive it dude.

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-and-her-funny-laugh.html
what ecasty can do for your laughter?

http://www.break.com/index/ice-pond-face-plant-dive.html
those crazy vodka swizzlers in the east!

http://www.break.com/index/standing-street-bike-accident.html
plain that one to mommy and daddy dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Japanese-Aqua-Hologram-563952.html
maybe they are sick of the godzilla stereotype?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Harley-pipes-before-and-after-563950.html
Dude , I liked the first set of pipes better.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Dog-On-Trampoline-563948.html
MMAF!!! crazy azz dog and a trampoline. cute as hell.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Hebrew-Hammer-giving-us-some-hardcore-rap-563944.html
why is he whispering rapp? my god someone take away his bongs.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/TREADMILL-MAX-SPEED-563945.html
awwww shucks,, i wanted to see em fall of it , yanno put a hole in the wall etc.

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News From The House Of Murphy,,,, and others. Seems one the humans here has a real family situation going on back in NYS. Its like a case of roids? they are there but so long as you dont like eat taco bell you will be ok right? Well seems some in ´´wasderfaces´s Family just like moe chit to thrown down in thier life. This in returns makes others have to listen and see the chit and of course its not pretty , and aint selling no car freshners either.

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i think family chit is the worst, because It can become a game of ´´wtf happens this week´´? And any given day that can consist of ??? Regardless,, my owners here shall not take,chit from NYS affect them and thier health. What happend this past week,, oh yeah, well putin blamed the USA for georgia etc. Typical Vlad the Slav Vag behaviour. Perhaps his huggie pulls ups lost a few stars when he suddenly saw that $$$$$ is what many in russia care about and not about his petty game of ´´i wish my dick was bigger´´!

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Iraq signed a 3 billion dollar oil deal with china. Um if russia had any brain cells left over, wouldint that make you go,, OMFG WE ARE OUT OF VODKA??! But not so. And China needs to kill more dogs and ppl so where else to do so then ,,,,,,in russia right!. But enough about putin the young boy stomach kisser. Lets move on and see what else happend this past week.
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Keep your eyes peeled for Gustav. This is really thee test to see if the USA goverment can get it right a second time around for the unemployable negros who just needed a vacation to houston texas the last time around during katrina yanno? Bill frist likend it god doing what should have been done years ago,, clearing out all those low lifes. Black water showed up last time and ppls pets were slaughtered inside a safe place where they left em . Oh and they even attempted to take away the rights to bear arms too. I do believe there was some shooting as some negros attempted to cross a bridge and came upon some white police who shot at em and sent em back to thier water slide world. Yes AMERICA,, lets see you do the right thing and FUCK TRENT LOTTS HOUSE THIS TIME OK?! alrighty folks iam out of here faster then cindy MCcains pain killer script. Take care and cain asked me to say danke to all the fellow fire fighters emts that save ppl and pets, cause ya folks are heros !
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Talk with you folks come humpday, till then WORDS OF WISDOM,, ´´It is said to love and lost to never have loved at all,,´´ WTF was that fool thinking?
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CIAO!!!

MvB.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

THE WEEKEND EDITION!

Also my view from the couch. Greetings ppls, sorry that we here missed a few post here and there. Yanno how it goes, once the human race faces stress they forget about important things. One being Us cats blog! So lets just throw down what came down and get it going already.

´´you dont invade a country with what they have, you simply lie about what they have´´! Anyone know where this piece of shit is lately? Maybe in dickhead protection program?
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The Blood Count In Iraq, archives.

8/24/2008
8/23/2008
8/22/2008
8/21/2008
8/20/2008
8/19/2008
8/18/2008
8/17/2008
8/16/2008
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VIDEOS FROM THE NET!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-fish-hook-caught-in-eye.html
Now you know why alot of anglers were sunglasses while fishing. UGH GROSS!

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-takes-bath-in-mac-and-cheese.html
yes sir, that is your daughter getting into a tub of mac and cheese and then removing her bra.

http://www.break.com/index/boat-unloading-complete-failure.html
hope they had insurance,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/playground-swing-nails-kid-in-head.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry but how stupid to look up.

http://www.break.com/index/i-google-myself.html
MMAF!!!!!! this dudes crazy funny.

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News here from our home to yours. Check this link out if your looking for a pet in the tri state area in the usa. http://www.meetyournewpuppy.com/index.php

these folks know thier stuff when it comes to pets , whats a good pet to adopt and how that breed of pet acts with kids, other animals etc. Again this would be for the northeast tri-state area. Visit thier websight or give em a call if your looking for a old toss out cat or dog in a pound or for a young puppie or kitten.

Other then the MUST CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!
Nothing new is going on here. The humans are kinda glad the 2008 O games are over. Now back to more protesting. Also there is that lingering ?? about the age of the one young gymnast who some say have proof she is only 14. Then came the kicker ( no pun intended) with the twakandoo cuban dude that kicked the ref in the face after he shoved a offical away during a call which didint suit his ego favor. Good, hes banned for life. Of course we did see that the other asshole during a wrestling competion that dropped his bronze medal on the floor and walked off refusing it. Turns out he wants it back,,but the IOC is saying go f--k yourself. The games were about competion and good vibes from fellow olympians.

Course then there was that horse jumping show that saw four horses banned due to some type of special cream being used on the horses of which the IOC says is a no no. Iam not sure if the medals were giving back. And then along comes Usien Bolt. Hes good, hes great hes fast and he knows this. I just really hope this wont go to his head and he fades away then burning out. Drugs? I dont believe so.
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The USA mens Basketball game with the aussies was a tad bit of a bitch fest between wade (usa) and smaville( aussi) there were words and everyone watching was thinking great,,,another fist fight on the courts. didint happen both men spanked each other and agreed to like yanno meet up later on some dimly lit court and this time weapons are allowed? (kidding ppl please)
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We have russia being a rude bitch to georgia and saying piss off world. Which is ok but lets remind putin the wee man, that since the invasison has taken place, investors have stopped and russias wall street version has seen 16.3 million dollars dropped or scraped with plans that were in the making with russia. Pretty sure this keeps on, Vlad the Vag, will see his face puff out and turn grey or perhaps glow green or found dead inside the doorway to his home. Remember ppl when it comes to money,, nothing is off the table. I wont even go there with putins slavic looks and how stalin had those ppl killed etc. Now vlad the vag if your reading this, go kiss another young boys stomach!!
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And finaly the barack obama joe biden thing. I think its great but it wont work. Barry isint the type of dude to take advice from someone whom said he lacks experiance as a president. But it sure does pump up barrys numbers. As for MCcain, um,, ppl were bitching up a storm 4 years ago when then presidental canidate john kerry was said to be leaching off of his wifes money due her owner of the Heinz ketchup company. Ok but what about Cindy (cunt) MCcain? Shes the ceo of the usa largest brewery. So now lets have the press ask jonny boy about his wifes money, like they so did with kerry. You cant have your coors and drink it too!
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With that i shall end my blog for you humans. Thanks for swinging around and having a look. Take great care pet owners /lovers of the world and MANY THANKS to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. HEROS you guys and gals are.
Also to the troops in ´´the forgotten war´´,, god speed you all home.
Talk to ya folks come next weekend, till then enjoy life, dont hate, dont hit your boss and remember,, there is 24 hrs in a day times that by 5 and thats all you have to do to make it thru the week. Then, its another weekend!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Another Hump Day, Another Blog Entry. Lets Hope You Are Prepared.! Greetings fine folks who pass by this blog. Happy hump day to ya. Ok well its been a week since this blog was active so lemme start it.

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The ´´Numbers ´´In Iraq.

8/13/2008
8/12/2008
8/11/2008
8/10/2008
8/9/2008
8/8/2008
8/7/2008
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Well iam all sure you saw the crap going on regarding Georgia and Russia. Yes Georgia did start it and by some accounts were rather brutal. However, since then russia has gone a tad bit ape shit with its bombings and neglecting a cease fire. But then again what the hell did anyone expect from Putin? Hes had journalist killed and ppl that oppose his strong arm tactics, even poisoned.

This is the dude that George W Bush said he looked into his eyes and saw his soul and it was good? So now what your asking? Well thats a good question. The UN can start some form of sanctions but oooops,, russia has alot of oil and natural gas so thats out. Maybe the Pope can do a intervention between two small framed egotisical morons? worked before or so I am told. Either way Europe is once again worrying over the US and Russia. Havent those two countries done enough? stay out of the EU affairs. Vlad,, yo dude go back to the kgb errr kremlin and use your sock puppet president for better public relations. W, you can just take your sorry worthless ass right on back to crawford and go clear some brush. Let the real ppl who know how to speak each countries lingo do the wheeling and dealing. Time for amature hour is over!

Other then that,, nothing new around here. ´´Wasderface´´ brother came down with lyme disease back in nys. Then was bitten again by another tick. So remember folks,, make sure you check your pets who go outdoors for ticks too. As pets can carry them inside and drop em off on to you humans. Seems the weather here in Germany has been hot sticky,, cold windy. It cant make its mind up, kinda like paris hitlon when she has to make a choice on her own,,,,i mean we are talking about a veryyyyyy long wait.

Ok folks thats about it from here. Thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not! Talk to ya folks come next week, till then look for cain and his weekend edition.

Words of wisdom. ´´Why so Serious´´? The joker in the movie the dark night.

CIAO!!!!

MvB.