My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Saturday, September 27, 2008


THE WEEKEND EDITION! Hiya folks and welcome back to my ´´cains ´´blog for the weekend. Well there is snow much shit out there for folks to believe in or worry about. Compliments from Uncle Scam errr Sam, that there is alot of overseas investors buying up property within the USA!
Thats just to save the states ass from greedy, conceded twisted minded fucks who thought their shit tactics at wall street didint stink and by the time it caught wind, well here we are today. Arent ya just so glad ya voted republican twice? Regardless, Paul newman died, some sick bitch who nuked her baby is in jail for life and china feeds its kids plastics. Oh and there is that Debate we all saw the othernight.
Yawn,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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The ´´checkmate pig´´ and his helping hand in Iraq.


pssss yo dude,, you wont get your own way,but here are the numbers.
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The few, The Proud The sick, The Insane,,,,videos online.



http://www.break.com/index/old-lady-crashes-down-escalator_1.html
awwww poor little ole lady. hope she was ok after.

http://www.break.com/index/two-bikes-crash-at-intersection_1.html
now that had to leave a scar or more!

http://www.break.com/index/sarah-palin-1984-beauty-pageant.html
and this chick now wants to be vice president?

http://www.break.com/index/atv-jumps-into-tree.html
thanks dumb ass for tips on how NOT to ride a atv.

http://www.break.com/index/the-draganflyer-personal-helicopter.html
radical but watcht the gov yank it to spy on your backyard bbqs

http://www.break.com/index/little-plane-big-machine-guns.html
guess these guys dont hunt much let alone play any video games.

http://www.break.com/index/homemade-jet-engine-cooks-hot-dog.html
why?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-crashes-through-office-wall.html
must have been the local IRS building or something.

http://www.break.com/index/best-football-catch-this-year1.html
WOW! now that is quite the catch.

http://www.break.com/index/spanish-reporter-ruins-sand-castle2.html
iam surprised he didint burry this dummy in the sand after her foul up.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/What-happens-when-you-drink-ipacac-579463.html
why????

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Mirror-s-Edge-new-gameplay-footage-579464.html
looks cool but iam sure some kids will try this in real life and probably end up,,,,in bad shape?
http://www.break.com/index/two-acrobats-two-faceplants.html
frigging ammies!

http://www.break.com/index/burning-mercury-experiment.html
radical.

http://www.break.com/break-best-videos/theres-no-place-like-cali2.html
ok then,, DUDE!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/tough-fraternity-to-rush.html
thats pretty pre mike tyson dudes,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/biplane-buzzes-control-tower.html
pretty sure someone will lose thier jobs over this but WOW!

http://www.break.com/worst-week/forklift-mistake-leads-to-big-mess.html
awwww,, another watch for falling prices mishap?

http://www.break.com/index/car-chase-ends-with-skidmarks.html
talk about shitting your pants. eewww

http://www.break.com/index/female-player-excited-by-tennis.html
my gosh it sounds like one of those late night adult commericals call now!?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-flips-over-speeding-down-mountain.html
that was some excellent driving skills on the trucker behind the poor bastid that jack knifed!

http://www.break.com/index/mastercard-offical-card-of-the-2nd-depression.html
Excellent and well stated.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-split-drywall.html
glad that wasint my house they were going to install such flimsy shit.

http://www.break.com/index/radio-booth-engulfed-in-flames.html
talking about a smoking hot radio dj .

http://www.break.com/index/musical-road-in-lancaster.html
the road to oz?

http://www.break.com/index/fat-tourist-gets-knocked-out.html
perhaps he asked to many ?

http://www.break.com/index/college-fart-experiment.html
Damn,,,talk about hot buns.

http://www.break.com/index/incredibly-fast-go-cart.html
I want one of those,,dude make me one please!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/another-failed-flaming-shot.html
Iam sure it hurt your face,but might have made those teeth of yours look better?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-smashes-head-on-trunk.html
kids today,, HA!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-tries-to-be-pulled-by-dirtbike.html
dumb.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/sleepy-brother-577241.html
fake or the little numbnut got into the booze .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Michael-Phelps-Rap-577197.html
no comment!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Parkour-mishap-577189.html
might be a repost but damn!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Little-Sister-Can-Too-577188.html
yanno how it goes with the little sibling and bigger one etc. but at least she tried.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Dennis-Rodman-Rapping-577183.html
d-rods rapping.
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News From The House Of Us Cats And Humans.
why is it that mortal ex military suck? Yanno the ones that were kicked out of the service,, served barely one year but carry thier time in country as a act to behave like a complete asshole? Its worse when they drink, my god those damn fishing stories get bigger and bigger. SO if you are a marine for life reading this and know of a kicked out marine in upstate ny, drop me a line. Semper fi,, isint meaning to pull knifes on thier wifes or attempt to claw hammer a staff sgt son from the army during the vietnam war, to death either.
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Any and all comment are welcomed regarding the above. But If one bad apple can get inside the word Corp, it really gives the rest of the marines a bad name.
Same with the US army during ww2 and Namm.
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Other then above,, things here are great. Humans are excellent wise and enjoying the fall weather. Soon one hopes to return back to the states and see what small part is left of thier family. Family is life, but one isint to lie for em a crime is commited yano? Lemme end this by saying there is one ex marine asshole living in columbiaville ny whos talking about killing ppl and really likes to slap his wife around. I REALLY hope this gets spread on the internet too. Due to the fact the dude is on probation for a class c felony. SO if slapnuts is reading this or one of his moron friends,, TADA!!!!!!!!! oh and they were also recorded via phone call too :)
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There is no reason to beat your wife abuse your pets or beat some one up due to a fucked up ??? life one had. Seek help d-bag or find the end of your life in some wacked stand off with the BCC and state police . PS touch my brother,,, your ass is, well no longer called one.
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Thats the news and for that iam outta here. BUT not before i give great thanks for those first responders that rescue ppl and pets and save lifes!!!! hats off to you both.
Talk to you folks come next weekend. Till then love the one your with,!!
REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,, MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing You The Weekend Editon For The Love Of Sanity.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

We here at this blog would like to express our sorrow and pray that the family of Thomas Dörflein are left alone by the press and can mourn the loss of a great man.



There will be no hump day blog just a Obit for the man above.
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Knut's Keeper Remembered
Thomas Dörflein put his everything into raising the young polar bear cub Knut at the Berlin Zoo. On Monday, the longtime zookeeper died of unknown causes in Berlin at the age of 44.
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When the young polar bear Knut still cuddled with and sought sanctuary in the arms of his foster dad Thomas Dörflein, there still seemed to be a certain amount of order in the world. The pictures of the zookeeper together with Knut raced around the globe. On Monday, after Dörflein was found dead in an apartment in Berlin at the age of 44, that world seemed shattered.
Dörflein had taken a vacation day from the Berlin Zoo and was visiting a friend when he collapsed without saying anything, according to the Berlin mass-circulation daily Bild. According to the German news agency DPA, the world-famous zookeeper had been battling a serious illness for an extended period of time.
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Police said there was no evidence of foul play or suicide. On Tuesday, the city prosecutor's office ordered an autopsy so as to determine the exact cause of Dörflein's death.
News of the beloved zookeeper, who had worked for more than 25 years at the Berlin Zoo, left many in the city distraught. "This is a terrible loss for us," zoo director Bernhard Blaszkiewitz told the local B.Z. newspaper. "But I would like to express my sympathies to everyone who is mourning his death -- his family, his children, his girlfriend and his friends."
In a statement, the group Friends of the Berlin Zoo stated: "With the passing of Thomas Dörflein, the zoo has lost a highly dedicated zookeeper who had great passion for his job and his calling." According to the group, Dörflein played the decisive role in turning Berlin "into a sensational attraction with the polar bear cub." Zoo biologist Heiner Klös added: "I am shocked by the passing of my best zookeeper, a man who gave his all for his animals."
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German Environment Minister Sigmar Gabriel, who is Knut's honorary godfather, said he was dismayed over Dörflein's death. "I got to know Thomas Dörflein last year, and I admired how intensely and arduously he took care of Knut and the other animals entrusted to him," Gabriel told Hanover's Neue Presse newspaper.
"The Berlin Zoo has lost one of its most popular figures," said Berlin Mayor Klaus Wowereit. "As Knut's 'foster dad,' Thomas Dörflein became known far beyond Berlin as a sympathetic, dedicated person. I am devastated by his sudden death, and I hope that we are able to learn more about the circumstances of his death in the next few days."
Knut's Savior
Millions of fans at the Berlin Zoo enjoyed watching Dörflein romp about an enclosure with young Knut, who was rejected at birth by his mother Tosca, a former East German circus performer. Although they came to see the lumbering polar bear cub, many were also enamored by his keeper, who had taken care of Knut 24-hours-a-day for the first few months after his birth.
From the date of his birth on Dec. 5, 2006, Knut and Dörflein shared a special bond that enchanted millions of visitors. When Dörflein began bottle-feeding the cub, it weighed only 810 grams (1.7 pounds). Knut's twin brother died after only four days, but Dörflein was able to save Knut. "They were both so helpless," Dörflein once said in an interview. "And it's very clear that you have a human instinct that tells you that you absolutely want to help -- and that you have to." A second magical moment for the zookeeper came when Knut, by then a bouncing baby boy, opened his eyes for the first time and looked at Dörflein. "When an animal looks at you like that, it changes everything."
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What followed was something the world had never seen before: the "Knut Show." For two hours each day, thousands of fans from all over the world flooded the zoo to get their chance to watch Knut frolic with Dörflein, playing with toys, blankets, learning to swim and generally getting himself sandy and dirty as he wrestled with his keeper. Whether he wanted to become a star or not, his role as Knut's foster dad catapulted Dörflein to celebrity status in Germany and abroad. It's a status he said made him feel uncomfortable. "It's very strange to me," he said as his mailbox overflowed with letters containing marriage proposals. He said he only cared about Knut's welfare and the joy of playing with him.
Nursing Knut to Health -- with the King
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The year of Knut's birth, Dörflein and his family spent both Christmas and New Year's Eve with the polar bear cub. Day and night, Dörflein -- who wore his hair in a ponytail and also had a beard -- would hand-feed Knut with a bottle, rub baby oil on the cub and then put him to bed while playing his guitar. At one point, the polar bear cub even survived 40-degree fever thrusts, sleeping his way back to health as Dörflein sang Elvis songs.
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But Dörflein also experienced setbacks and a stream of bad news. The zoo directors put an end to the daily "Knut Show" earlier than Dörflein had wanted. Zoo officials feared for Dörflein's safety as "Cute Knut" grew into what would eventually be a massive bear capable of easily killing a human. But the decision left Dörflein steaming for some time. For a while, he violated those orders and continued to play with Knut. Then, early in the summer of 2008, Dörflein was conspicuously absent.
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In public, the zookeeper mostly kept a low profile, but he did accept the city of Berlin's highest honor, the Medal of Merit, for his services to the city, and he also attended a reception with his girlfriend hosted by German President Horst Köhler at his residence in Berlin's Bellevue Palace.
According to the daily Die Welt, Dörflein was born in 1963 in Berlin's Wedding neighborhood and grew up in the Spandau district. After three years of training, he took a job as a zookeeper at the Berlin Zoo, with responsibility for its apes, predators and cliff-dwelling animals.
In 1987, he became responsible for the zoo's bear enclosures as well as wolves and later greyhounds and coatimundis. According to the obituary, Dörflein had two grown children and lived together with his girlfriend and their primary-school-aged son.
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Knut proved to be a massive magnet for visitors at the zoo. For the first time in the its 164-year history, it attracted more than 3 million people in 2007, when the "Knut Show" played out daily, a 27-percent increase over the previous year. The surge of visitors resulted in record profits of €6.8 million ($10 million) for the zoo.

Sunday, September 21, 2008


Murphys ´´fill in´´ Weekend edition. Hey folks and welcome back. Seems cain is declaring it a fall vacation for the week. Lazy ass just wants to sit outside on the balcony catching the leafs that blow on it from the wind. That and eat some bugs.

Ok,, Leahman brothers,,,,,,dont you wish you humans could spend spend spend, lend lend lend and when it comes to pay up, shrug your shoulders and say ´´fuck it, the goverment will pay for my greed´´! Kinda makes me wonder what other so called money experts from other countries have lent or spent and its just not made public yet. So yessssssssssssss You the taxpayer in the states once again take it up the ass from your friendly GOP elected goverment (twice, i might add) and there isint a damn thing you can do about it. Its called a huge shit sandwhich and everyones gotta take a bite of it. Make sure you ask for seconds too, pretty sure that more will be served.!

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The Blood Count In Irag for this week.


9/21/2008
9/20/2008
9/19/2008
9/18/2008
9/17/2008
9/16/2008
9/15/2008
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Time for the crazy videos folks !



http://www.break.com/index/dog-devours-burrito-in-one-bite.html
MMAF! but Bubba is needing to be having weight watchers buritos dude.

http://www.break.com/index/really-cool-hendrix-painting.html
awesome painting style dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/atacked-with-a-fire-extingusher-in-the-face-575581.html
right dickhead,, thats the first place you aimed for.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Florida-State-Kid-Faceplants-575579.html
future republican ,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Guy-Dives-Head-First-Into-Mud-Bath-575573.html
um,, charlie,,,,,,ahem.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/1952-Washington-DC-UFO-Incident-575572.html
rightttttttttttt,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Guy-Shoots-50-Cal-But-Forgets-Ear-Plugs-575570.html
you are a iddiot!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Wakeboarder-Catches-Hard-on-Rail-575567.html
stay out of the water chuckie.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-cat-man-Most-permanent-transformations-to-look-like-an-anima-575542.html
DUDE WTF?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-smallest-man-and-the-woman-with-the-longest-legs-575539.html
really NO comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Break-my-balls-575530.html
what a dumb ass. MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/bullet-ricochet-almost-kills-shooter.html
dont shoot at steel plates ass munch.

http://www.break.com/index/lady-faceplants-hard-on-concrete.html
something tells me she might need a whole new upper replacment for her dentures. Poor lady :(

http://www.break.com/index/ninja-cat.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! see thats how us cats are,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/tow-truck-tips-after-rescue.html
how in the hell did this trucker get his CDL?

http://www.break.com/index/father-clotheslines-his-kid-on-scooter.html
what a great dad!

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-double-backflip.html
show off! try that with a segway,,,then get back to us.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-horse-fights-back.html
I really hope it hurt so damn bad that even his balls were sore after that shit he pulled.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-skater-smashes-nuts-on-tree.html
so hows that ball replacment working out for ya dude?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-bet-to-lose.html
just how fucking dumb are ppl getting today? check this chit out.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Blacked-out-kid-gets-pranked-then-some-572787.html
wow,, all that money your parents spent and the state too. nice end results,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Backflip-into-pool-almost-causes-death-572783.html
drink more!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Jake-the-Snake-Drunk-part-1-572777.html
jake the suck hard snake,, is back,, what a loser!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Jake-the-Snake-Drunk-part-2-572781.html
part two. wow this dude really let himself go downhill.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-Art-of-the-Slam-572762.html
SLAM TIME!

http://www.break.com/index/breaking-news-pig-humping-is-hilarious.html
she never saw pigs have sex before? I mean iam sure her goverment is the same right?

http://www.break.com/index/can-shot-off-arabs-head3.html
was that the elite school for retards?

http://www.break.com/index/the-time-of-my-life.html
everything sags,,,,,cheeks,, ears,,,,etc.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Crazy-gui-hidding-a-pole-575286.html
does he think hes the Bolt of pole climbers? dude that wasint that high.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-REAL-Maverick-575285.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/studio-production-out-Take-575247.html
why damn stobe light dude? wanna see what frets your hitting.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Is-it-a-U-F-O-575248.html
FAKE!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/phone-prank-575246.html
dumb german kids.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Office-Chair-Drop-In-575243.html
should have went down backwards,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/worlds-dumbest-dog-575237.html
saw a cat do that once.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Everyday-Axl-II-Axl-is-Funny-575226.html
MMAF!! yeah bill baily was abit ODD!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Father-of-the-year-575207.html
redneck bitch! lay off the beer when playing with J.R.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Head-First-into-tree-Helmet-Cam-Downhill-mountain-bike-575196.html
man that looks like fun.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Travis-Barker-DJ-AM-Plane-Crash-575159.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/girl-flips-car-Warning-graphic-575154.html
was that Amy Winehouse and blake leaving a party?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-dog-escapes-from-kennel.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! now thats one smart ass dog.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-kids-get-into-funny-crash.html
would have been a better clip if the moron didint film the dirt more so then the wipeout. loved the music too.

http://www.break.com/index/fan-at-ballgame-parties-too-hard.html
see what happens when ya drink beer in the sun? MMAF!

http://www.break.com/index/skater-suffers-terrible-broken-wrist.html
way to go there slick.

http://www.break.com/index/dancer-tumbles-off-stage.html
talk about being footlose,,,,,,,,HA!

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-kid-falls-hard-onto-rail.html
take the pain!

http://www.break.com/index/corner-man-knocked-out-by-referee.html
reminds one of Rome when such fights were for the delight of the ceasar?

http://www.break.com/index/new-employee-plaster-prank.html
DUMMY.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Obama-Supporter-Gets-Tasered-by-the-Cops-570238.html
FOX news the Nazi show. why even mention his pants you stupid bitch?

http://www.break.com/index/cheap-shot.html
dammit,,, next time keep on filming!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Crash-in-stage-four-of-Missouri-Tour-570807.html
i swear he shoved that one dude with his pedal or shoulder.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Virtual-Colonoscopy-Comparable-to-Colonoscopy-at-Detecting-574156.html
good news.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/hand-cuffed-tackle-drop-fractured-arm-ouch-574162.html
something tells me he wont be doing any push ups for awhile,,,ahem.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Bad-bus-crash-574153.html
no CHEERS to this bus driver,, hes the worst of em all. Damn.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Gruesome-ankle-break-574158.html
just how many more retards are out there regarding skateboarding and lack of?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Drunk-Guy-On-Cooler-574152.html
assholes,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Dude-hit-with-chair-in-the-back-of-the-head-hard-574149.html
how completely fucking stupid.!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=005_1221738617
looks its slapnuts having fun.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1221685248
who knew fear gave dudes boners? MMAF!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd5_1221690861
With respect you have sir.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=154_1213347456
ahhh russia,,, still the iron meat curtian cuntry it was years ago.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2a3_1221704338
nothing like the smell of shit waffing thru your windows.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7d2_1221747663
OMG,, she is one dumb bitch. MMAF!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=275_1221700787
more russians acting like nazis. keep it up cunts,, just keep it up. pay back is a bitch.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0b_1221752586
they are all corrupt,, its like a disease ones born into.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=159_1221740978
another cuntry that really needs to get a additude ajustment. setting someone on fire because of what again?
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY ,,,and others.
Not alot going on. My owners were shocked and disgusted over the tainted baby formula that china has(d) been feeding its very own . What kind of country would do that shit? I mean killing pets wasint enough with plastic, now china has to kill the most innocent of all? $$$$ is what makes china go round and round. Ill regard of who or what pays the price for such greed. What can the leader of china say to even make sence of this? Iam hopng for a uprise in china and kick out the old die hard commie fucks and let a new goverment get in thier and actually give a shit about its ppl. Oh and where baby death squads dont go on patrol in villages to make sure some woman isint pregnant again . Yanno that one child policy, anymore no matter how far along the fetus is,, gets a leathel injection, right into the tied down restrained mothers womb. China can stick its won ton right up its ass as far as i am concerned.
Other then above shit thats taken place , things here are getting ready for the fall season. the extra thick blankies are being brought out which is cool cause they are soft and fuzzy. Kinda like John MCcains brain. Also the other afternoon, while my owners were putting clothes away, i managed to sneak into the closet and find a pile of flannel shirts all folded up on the shelf.!!!! AHHH it was heaven, dark, no noise, no cain, just toasty warm . I must have been sleeping inside for a good 4hours when the humans wonderd where i was. Sure enough the last place they check , i came out stretching and yawning. No i didint pee either! Just got my hair all over freshly washed flannel shirts and winter socks.
I did however at one point in time attempt to claw my way out of the closet via the top shelf , as my owners found a shirt that have numurous pin holes in it via my nails :) !
ok well thats about it from here for this week. Thanks for stopping on down and having a look or not. Ill try to get back to my hump day editions but yanno lately time isint a friend of mine. Oh and cain asked me to thank the first responders that rescue ppl and pets cause they are heros!
OK, WORDS OF WISDOM,,´´Never rob peter to pay paul. In the end the feds will bail the robbers out and no one faces any crime or jail time. When ppl stop using credit, there isint anything left to bail out those lying bastards´´!!!
CIAO!
MvB.

Sunday, September 14, 2008



THE WEEKEND EDITION!! ok,, seems texas or parts of got its ass spiked by Ike and he wasint messing around. Now tv news crews show the damage of its wrath and some of the folk back here are wondering, ´´where are all the black ppl at´´?



Did the negros that were so called to blame for thier own stupidity for sticking around during katrina, say see ya and left? Will some states let those red necks inside to spend time at shelters and fema camps or will they be asking those texans,, ´´ya having a good time arent ya boys? why its like a camping trip´´! Or maybe hillary clinton can offer up some shelters in NYS and then say´´ why those texans never had it so good here´´!!!? Oh and can we start the ´´who is that dumb to live below sea level and they deserved it for living there´´ shit too!!????


You get my jest, if not,, fuck ya , ya on ya own. Ok time to break it on down. Lets do this blog ,,,,


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Big head Al sadar and the numbers,


9/14/2008
9/13/2008
9/12/2008
9/11/2008
9/10/2008
9/9/2008
9/8/2008


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Wacked/cracked and funny videos.







http://www.break.com/index/front-flip-faceplant.html
guess he thought he was to old for sand castels.

http://www.break.com/index/princpal-gets-in-fight.html
someone wont be graduate from that high school!

http://www.break.com/index/will-the-4x4-make-it.html
think the taliban trucks can do this?

http://www.break.com/index/look-what-the-hurricane-washed-up.html
maybe it was a care bear who was out to befriend ppl.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Platypus-Rex-in-Youthenize-God-bless-McCain-and-Palin-571741.html
rimshot.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Cocktail-571739.html
we do?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Taste-Of-Suds-571737.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Trampoline-Plus-Table-571736.html
and the point of that was what again?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Hurricane-Gustav-571729.html
gustuv footage. dude nice home and backyard.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Unreal-basket-u-have-never-seen-something-like-this-before-571732.html
gotta admitt he has one hell of a arm and aim.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/GTG-Crew-DVD-Trailer-571731.html
looks cool nice tune too!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Real-tsunami-video-571728.html
hell dude, next time jump right inside of it and get the tusnami view!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/857-Access-In-the-Studio-with-AL-G-ep-4-www-857music-com-571720.html
these dudes are right,, that was some of the crappyist hip hop beats ever.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Baby-faceplant-571726.html
ooops.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Instructions-To-The-Impossible-Sit-Up-571718.html
poor lee,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Tiger-Hunting-571709.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/My-First-Vid-How-To-play-Enter-Sandman-by-Metallica-571710.html
thanks dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Ron-s-Sex-Toy-571700.html
very odd!


http://www.break.com/index/free-runner-faceplant.html
so hows that jello /soft diet workiing out for ya dude?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-skater-slips-and-splits.html
why fat men really shouldint skate board.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-college-student-runs-into-door.html
would have better had they stayed around and filmed the after damage, but,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-jump-over-a-bus.html
how much money did fools pay to see that shit?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Office-Guys-Get-Pwned-568536.html
well if its ABC family yanno its gonna be a good video,,

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slams-back-on-branch.html
might be fake,, i mean what moron would do something like that?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-swerves-off-the-road.html
get over it ya old fart.

http://www.break.com/index/gymnast-falls-from-uneven-bar.html
was that the special Olympics?

http://www.break.com/index/rap-battle-gone-bad-translated.html
whatever,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-backflip-in-history.html
did jack black errr fat ass expect to pull one off hahahaha FAILED!

http://www.break.com/index/man-vs-fence.html
kinda looked like kentuckys Corbin whitley deputy on duty. Hows those lawsuits working out for boss hodge?

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-roman-candle-shot.html
yessssssssssssssss GET THE HIPPIE!

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/brutal-reality.html
welcome to the jungle,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/noel-gallagher-knocked-down-onstage.html
living loving,, hes just a woman!


http://www.break.com/index/in-your-face-a-montage.html
roll that great break footage.

http://www.break.com/index/branded-by-an-apple-cutter.html
think these fags got that mixed up with the marines,, where ya branded for your unit, not for a fucking apple!

http://www.break.com/index/dummy-suicide-prank-scares-little-kid-to-death.html
FAKE!

http://www.break.com/index/accident-at-sea-world.html
think that was a once in a lifetime thrill for the dolphin no?

http://www.break.com/index/hand-stand-stunt-goes-bad.html
ok for real,, wtf is going on with these so called straight guys that have to smash thier buddies nuts?

http://www.break.com/index/bench-clearing-high-school-baseball-brawl.html
i hate piss poor sportman,,, heres a classic example. fucking pussy.

http://www.break.com/index/painful-bike-faceplant-leaves-kid-bloody.html
Hmm bleeding from the ears after a head injury isint a good case for a ´´YALL RIGHT´´?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Outhouse-Fire-570908.html
Um,,,,,,,why?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Schwerster-Mann-der-Welt-570878.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Probably-not-the-best-way-to-pierce-a-lip-570874.html
love the medical gloves used in this process,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/PROSTHESIS-COULD-SPARE-SOME-HORSES-FROM-DEATH-570859.html
fuck no they wont make this public when it comes to hurt race horses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Ron-s-Jip-Joint-commercial-570860.html
sadly this is so damn true!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Stupid-kid-sets-his-pants-on-fire-570844.html
more and more assholes are being born,, why?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/best-of-mudvayne-570803.html
ok,, ahem,, first thing,, guys that wear masks not makeup but masks, really ? Thier ideal way of living. Its no way shape or form for thier playing but ,,,,,,a bit fucking odd!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Crash-in-stage-four-of-Missouri-Tour-570807.html
next time use a bike bell morons!


http://www.break.com/index/worlds-most-fearless-animal.html
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Lindsey-Down-571311.html
either someone loves her or hates her,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/I-Kissed-A-Girl-Music-Video-FUNNY-A-Must-See-571310.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! excellent rework.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Sarah-Palin-On-Her-Support-For-Bridge-To-Nowhere-571309.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/boy-gets-pissed-571302.html
sleep walking wet dreams?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Do-The-Truffle-Shuffle-571297.html
I shall call this clip,,,dance more your young fat flabby bastid!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Puppie-vs-Kitten-The-stand-off-571284.html
kinda reminds of the MCcains marriage,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/The-deer-of-all-has-deceived-571280.html
talk about playing dead! wow.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Beach-Tackle-Broken-Vertebrae-571261.html
I guess all that hot ass and booze,, no one heard the poor fucks back snap. Great friends,,,,,,really,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/COLLEGE-Passed-out-roomate-gets-DOMINATED-571230.html
ok the dude in the speedo id really punch out,,just to,,,um,,,,ODD!
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!
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Seems some senior homes in nys suck. Suck say like oh i dont know, A really badly made porn movie. I know but there were not other comparisions . Regardless, seems the humans here had to call some officals back in nys to insure the safe and good care of a 90+ year old lady. Now its not to say that all senior homes suck, but lets face the facts, they are ALL out to make money at the lowest cost possible for them. So in case you folks find out one of your loved ones is being neglected if they are indeed inside a nursing home or living assistant home, report it! Dont even bother to call the home, all they will do is pacify you and suddenly your told your loved one is nuts. EVEN though ya had spoken to them a week ago and they wished you a happy birthday and knew the exact time you were born. But boy oh boy, when it comes to writing out those checks,, well then seems the 90+ year old lady isint demented shes ok shes fine,, so long as her fucking signiture in on the rooms rent for the next 3 months. HINT,, ill give ya a name of a town in nys you do the rest,, GHENT NY.
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other then that bullshit above (which will be dealt with legal wise) things here are ok. Seems fall is fast approching, and its getting nipply out at night times. I mean me and murphy are actually waking up hugging one another and going ´´wtf´´?
yanno how us two get along, kinda like Cindy C MCcain and her drug charity, only when ya need it!!!!!!!

well thats about all from here folks. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets for 30 grand a year and face possible death in the process. HEROS they are folks.
Talk to ya again come next weekend. Murphy might try to hit this on hump day but this place is a zoo due to the once again NYSHIT going and time here is spent on the phone etc. But so long as you come here once a week,, thats cool!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Sunday, September 07, 2008


´´ Its time to start the music, its time to dress up right etc´´
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snHsnpiQs3Q
ITS THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! sadly it was a crappy weekend here so dont expect much on this blog tonight,, just some numbers,, a few shits and giggles and well ,iam afraid thats about it.
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Tony Snows ´´Numbers´´


9/7/2008
9/6/2008
9/5/2008
9/4/2008
9/3/2008
9/2/2008
9/1/2008

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Funny and Twisted ViDEOS?!

( I yoinked murphs video tag pic)


http://www.break.com/index/skater-breaks-jaw-on-concrete-wall.html
hows that jaw wiring working for ya lately?

http://www.break.com/index/little-skater-falls-off-rail.html
see above only inquire about that fractured skull,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/hippies-wail-for-dead-trees.html
yo,,,,,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/drunk-guy-falls-on-table.html
ya just gotta love the east europe countries!

http://www.break.com/index/big-guy-cries-to-stop-fight.html
something tells me the big guy didint want to get arrested, hence why he didint hit back.

http://www.break.com/entourage/entourage-ari-drag-races.html
ahhh,, whos got the bigger,,,,,,,,engine block.

http://www.break.com/index/norweigian-basejumper-parachute-fails.html
he will be back,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-hit-by270-clabier-richochet.html
how dumb are ppl? wait , this one will answer your question,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/beach-face-plant-off-exercise-ball.html
talk about a ball buster MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-pilot-cuts-the-cake.html
WOW! just wait when these birds are used for pulling teeth, in a effort to save money on health care


http://www.break.com/index/shopping-cart-on-water-skis.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good bye you whipper snappers,,,,priceless.


http://www.break.com/index/indian-tv-host-slapped-in-the-face.html
dont EVER punch a girl in these dudes vicinity.!!!


http://www.break.com/index/no-love-for-bill-clinton.html
i wont wonder about the make up nook!

http://www.break.com/index/akon-punches-chick-out-at-concert.html
I just loving me some live concerts where fans are nuts, and the performers even more so.

http://www.break.com/index/skaters-collide-in-midair.html
maybe the pee wees should have thier own time on the skate park.

http://www.break.com/index/dirt-bike-spin-out-and-crash.html
yes hick, it was on tape,, and it made you and your friends look even more retarded then prior. Hint, prior here is not a word used to explain you past legal problems.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Sausage-Surprise-567536.html
um,, ok.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Laser-Canon-567529.html
mossbergs werent known for thier friendly hiya status. good job with the laser dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/the-gay-kid-567527.html
i cant believe your legs werent snapped after making that video with todays youth.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/labtop-usb-hard-drive-hack-567524.html
Hmm,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/trop-storm-Hanna-in-Atlantic-City-567523.html
one of my owners has never been to the ocean. Iam pretty sure if they saw this live, they would jump into a wave for shits and giggles. really awesome.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Prank-Call-Bill-Winterset-40-Bitches-567514.html
sometimes its a BITCH!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/Wrestling-WWE-Parody-of-Stone-Cold-and-HBK-Hilarious-567507.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/guy-after-getting-stabbed-567509.html
being a MULE never works out dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/female-wrestling-567508.html
how come these gals were not part of the past 2008 games?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/How-Relaxed-a-Cat-can-be-567493.html
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cute kitty,, but murphy is more cute,, sorry dude!
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News from our house,,,,,,,
crap! Take care fine folks and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are. Check in on wednesday, Murph will have the latest crap for ya etc. Bye bye for now :)

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Mr.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!