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Sunday, October 12, 2008


The Weekend Edition. Ok there is alot of poop going on here and around the world so Cain and I decided to like split this blog untill things get back to normal. I think humans should come with a shut off switch, yanno when they get to stressed and hyper ya can like turn em off and hang em from thier chargers untill things are ok again.

If that should ever happen that is!
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,
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VIDEO TIME !


http://www.break.com/index/angry-guy-tosses-fridge-out-of-window.html
Thee very best of east europe!! suck more booze assholes.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Child-Molester-Escaped-During-To-Catch-A-Predator-Show-Nike-586388.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Reallly-REALLY-FunNy-Commericals-586376.html
yanno this video is connected with someone whos got game. I dont endorse it,, just post in on my blog when i find it funny.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Cheater-Exposed-Prank-Call-586270.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWESOME DUDE !!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Boregasm-Round-3-Part-1-3-586263.html
bUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Meg-s-Vlog-Dear-Dylan-586233.html
WAIT A SEC! she wants dillwad to leave her alone BUT yet leaves open her facebook my space place to hook up with her? Me thinks this bitch is tweeking on meth!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Dirty-Jobs-The-Muffin-Monster-586219.html
UGH!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/DOG-CRAP-TOOTHBRUSH-PRANK-OWNED-586217.html
ahhh rooomates ,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Hilarious-Dog-Humping-dude-MUst-see-586215.html
now thats just plain fucking sick !

http://www.break.com/index/mma-chick-suffers-vicious-front-kick-ko.html
radical,, female gladiators!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-wrestling-coach-beats-down-own-fighter.html
could be fake or not dunno but its stupid .

http://www.break.com/index/massive-360-degree-swing.html
now thats just pretty damn cool dude.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-fails-at-blowing-toll584984_.html
look we know the economy is bad but to be this stupid to save a few cents? now its gonna cost em thousands.

http://www.break.com/index/scary-truck-rollover-destroys-small-car.html
god bless those ppl inside that car!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-suffers-brutal-nutshot-for-tickets.html
bet he was using the fridges ice maker all night after that test fot tickets.

http://www.break.com/index/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.html
YES!!!!!!!!!! drew brown,, your really a smart one . Enjoy the healing process.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-astronaut-pranks-old-guys-playing-golf.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-turn-a-speeding-ticket-into-jail-time.html
HOLY SHIT! if that was intentional,, then that DF is going to jail for long time. bubba love him long time too.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-gets-smoked-at-dodge-ball.html
dodge ball. where kids could throw a ball at another kids head lined up outsidea brick walled in playground.ahh good times good times.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-jumps-from-truck-into-signs.html
why ? i mean it was pretty odd and entertaining but why?

http://www.break.com/index/moron-janitor-falls-off-ladder.html
so not cool.

http://www.break.com/index/painful-landing-in-pool-from-failed-30-ft-backflip.html
yes laugh more as your friend yells in pain.

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-on-bike-rides-into-pole.html
um,, what kind of parent films thier kid kissing a light pole due to his first bike day?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-falls-through-florescent-bulbs-with-crotch.html
radical,,,,,,,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/
was michael j fox holding the damn camera?

http://www.break.com/index/very-fat-kid-gets-flour-facial-and-the-hose.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! great video .

http://www.break.com/zohan-dvd/punk-dude-destroyed-by-potato-gun_1.html
´´i want to die! You didint even hit my ass´´! great words dude,, really.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Funny-Commericals-Compiliation-586293.html
MMAF!!!! some of these are classics.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Funny-Commericals-Girl-Farts-586367.html
more of the same from above,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Goofy-Vs-Regular-2008-586287.html
VERY COOL!!!!!!!!!! also the songs rock, anyone know the names of em?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Funny-video-FLying-Fish-586282.html
just what the hell did the gov dump in the oceans over the years? flying fish?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Boregasm-Round-3-Part-3-3-586279.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/parasail-newbie-slammed-and-flown-upside-down1.html
learning to fly but she aint got wings!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Boregasm-Round-3-Part-2-3-586276.html
MMAF!!!! this guys good and yeah id did comment.

http://www.break.com/index/mma-chick-suffers-vicious-front-kick-ko.html
radical,, female gladiators!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-wrestling-coach-beats-down-own-fighter.html
could be fake or not dunno but its stupid .

http://www.break.com/index/massive-360-degree-swing.html
now thats just pretty damn cool dude.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-fails-at-blowing-toll584984_.html
look we know the economy is bad but to be this stupid to save a few cents? now its gonna cost em thousands.

http://www.break.com/index/scary-truck-rollover-destroys-small-car.html
god bless those ppl inside that car!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-suffers-brutal-nutshot-for-tickets.html
bet he was using the fridges ice maker all night after that test fot tickets.

http://www.break.com/index/college-kid-painfully-breaks-rib-on-garbage-bin.html
YES!!!!!!!!!! drew brown,, your really a smart one . Enjoy the healing process.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-astronaut-pranks-old-guys-playing-golf.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-turn-a-speeding-ticket-into-jail-time.html
HOLY SHIT! if that was intentional,, then that DF is going to jail for long time. bubba love him long time too.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-gets-smoked-at-dodge-ball.html
dodge ball. where kids could throw a ball at another kids head lined up outsidea brick walled in playground.ahh good times good times.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-jumps-from-truck-into-signs.html
why ? i mean it was pretty odd and entertaining but why?

http://www.break.com/index/moron-janitor-falls-off-ladder.html
so not cool.

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-fan-falls-from-railing.html
See what rice wine can do to ya? best to stick with beer dude.

http://www.break.com/index/rachael-ray-corn-porn.html
No comment,, to cute !

http://www.break.com/index/mythbusters-kari-byrons-butt.html
spank away dude.

http://www.break.com/index/sitting-on-a-bucket-of-fireworks.html
i wont even bother to ask why,,,,,,,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/tough-guy-cusses-out-reporter.html
since when is a public street someones property? id smacked this bitch to the ground if he got in my face.
The eyes and ears first MF!

http://www.break.com/index/football-nails-kid-in-the-head.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/passed-out-guy-gets-his-legs-burned.html
yes , setting ppl on fire is funny when your drunk but the other guy is passed out.

http://www.break.com/index/two-huge-russian-gangs-fight.html
i think this was some kind of festival or anny of some village war from years ago. If not and this how russian gangs fight,, it makes the west side story rated R !

http://www.break.com/index/grandma-knows-how-to-party.html
ya gotta love the irish and thier grandmothers no?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/The-Cat-s-Quizzer-Dr-Seuss-Books-585707.html
ok,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i know can die happy knowing the cat in the hat didint drop acid his entire life!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/neon-drifting-585717.html
really dumb, and its called power slides . ok get with the times and stop making up new shitty words.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Every-man-and-his-smarties-585712.html
smarties,, is a german version of MnMs . To my owners they suck but the peanutbutter cups RULE!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Getting-Pushed-and-Fell-Over-585713.html
ahhh wallmart fun.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/mmm-ice-cream-585711.html
Looks like that random puppy needs more food! Check out its ribs and back end.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/ASUS-Lamborghini-VX3-Release-Party-585693.html
why yes,, buy this,, never mind the economy is falling global, but make sure your the first to have the fastest laptop ? wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Best-bestman-ever-585694.html
FAKE!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/dog-is-scared-of-beer-can-585696.html
two things come to mind here, one the grammar with my friends dog is scared of beer can. Dumb ass it should have read, My friends Puppy is afraid of a beer can. Second, wonder why the pup hates the beer cans? to much sucking going and the poor pup gets to hear the shit from drunks? YOU decide!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/dog-is-scared-of-his-bone-585695.html
fucking rednecks ,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Dumb-thief-caught-by-tattoo-585678.html
gap mouth loser POS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Brutal-jawbreaking-knockout-585668.html
really hope these dudes are tested for HIV.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/dumb-guy-gets-owned-585669.html
MMAF! ok if your a american , you wont see this on any playground. Unless its some county fair!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/great-bar-tricks-good-for-anyone-585665.html
excellent young man,, i shall make sure my owners try this come thier xmas company party .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/GNARLY-KNUCKLES-AFTER-FIGHT-585660.html
enjoy that infection asshole.
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News From Our House To Yours,,,,,


Nothing really. Lately cain has taken to ripping me off the humans bed late at night when iam deep in la la land. Suddenly i find myself being grabbed by fat paws and clawed from the bed to the floor where cain smothers me with his 26 pounds of glommy gut!
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Sure the humans yell at em but by the time i can get up and chase cain, hes up stairs making his wailing meow noises. Its becoming like a nightly thing. Either iam napping out here in the living room or in the bedroom with ´´the spoiler´´ and theres cain, jumping me. Gotta tell ya the fat prick has got one nasty bunny kick down good. Speaking of fights anyone watch the wbc boxing match saterday between Vitali Klitchko and Sammy peters? After the 7th round peters goes to his corner sits down after being thumped on by vitali and refuses to go back in the ring!!!!!!! HE QUIT!
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This from a wbc champ? Well ex champ now as vitali would have won by points. My god what a lazy coconut folks. Another Don King prize production. Congrats Vitali and wb to boxing after a 4 year abcense.! Other then boxing and cain things here are ok. Getting nipply out at night so the humans have like baby or very young katydids clinging to the balcony door screen. Little green bug wants in where is warm. Hes safer out there, inside here cain would eat em ! Ok well think thats about from here. I hear the stock sales of mason jars and lids and sealing rings have risen sharply. Gee i wonder why? Think its time to invest in the mason jar companys, oh and maybe some shovel companies as well. ;)

oK Cain asked to say thanks to the first responders that save folks and thier pets alike and heros you ppl are for doing so. Cain will be back sometime next week or maybe this week sometime. Depends one time allowing yanno?
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´The Only Thing We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself´´
FDR

CIAO!!!!!


MvB.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

THE WEEKEND EDITION! Hi Folks, and welcome back to this blog.
Well we all saw the debates,,saw chinas food goods being rejected and the juice was convicted on all 12 counts. The only thing good that happend this week is that ,,,,um,,,wait lemme think. Ill get back to ya on that,, ok the news,, seems more and more countries and rich fucks are getting caught with thier hands in someone else´s money and there isint and formal arrests??? Just bail em out, fire em,, suspend em etc. Just enough time so those corrupt pricks can flee thier native land and enjoy that off shore banking account under a diff name.
This global loss of a moral compass in regards to the lying cheating rich fucks, just makes the mafia sit back with glee. The feds are so high up those companys asses they arent seeing the bigger picture. Yanno the saying,, before we get fucked , id like a kiss first.! Ok lets continue.
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The scumbag of the week award goes to this man, among others. War does make $$$ for all involved, so here are the numbers for the poor SOBs that died protecting some bank accounts.

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VIDEO TIME !



http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Attacked-with-Pepper-Spray-and-light-Bulbs-583676.html
mom must be so proud of slapnuts, good job justin!.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Clint-Lowery-Preproduction-Session-Part-II-583665.html
sounds good,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Clint-Lowery-Preproduction-Session-Part-I-583664.html
same as above

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/best-juggler-ruslan-dmytruk-583663.html
creepy but not bad either.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Lost-5-pounds-over-night-Before-and-after-photos-583649.html
he has a point.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/My-phone-is-broken-583647.html
its ALIENS!!! or the police tagging it .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/parents-of-the-year-583644.html
what wonderful parenting skills these two have.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Couric-Stumps-Palin-583643.html
the interview to nowhere?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Shotguns-Accident-583641.html
firearms and booze never did mix well, hence this assclown.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/horny-old-man-583638.html
um,,,,,,,,,wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/chair-fighting-583637.html
ha ha ha,,,,huh

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Terlingua-Texas-the-Mustang-GT-Road-Trip-Part-2-Garage419-582017.html
matt dude,, gimme that car when ya done with it ok? thanks bud.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/out-cold-583634.html
um,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Runaway-Streetcar-Smashes-Up-Lots-Of-Cars-583633.html
russias new safety standard tests for public transportation,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/brooke-marks-visits-the-world-of-warcraft.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/five-friends-vote-uncensored.html
excellent!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/The-Typical-Douchebag-583386.html
complete db indeed.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Is-it-a-U-F-O-583385.html
might be a repost either way,, i dunno.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Goob-rolls-down-a-hill-in-a-barrel-583389.html
is that Borats son?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/KreNFL-Week-5-Talkie-583383.html
dude,, whats the name of that song in the begining of your really suck ass video?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Scaring-a-kid-583378.html
freaks,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Jackass-Video-Kenilworth-NJ-Part-5-5-583374.html
fucking retards,, learn how to use one. I swear our generation would win in tator war fare! Not to mention how it must feel like to be a small dog and carried around by a fat drunk!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Unexpected-Balls-Hit-583373.html
more slapnuts,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/sourtoe-cocktail-583632.html
Now thats some crazy ass shit, dead toe shots?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/He-was-only-supposed-to-do-half-the-bottle-583630.html
is that matt damon?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/9/PSA-Disease-580716.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Kimbo-Slice-LOSES-Against-Seth-Petruzelli-583623.html
kimbo lost? ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/My-Chevy-Caprice-on-24s-and-I-Ballin-at-MCDONALDS-583618.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/its-suppose-to-be-a-demivolt-583619.html
stay off the gym team there buddy.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/How-to-defense-when-being-attack-583608.html
Now thats really amazing self defence at its best!! thanks dudes.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Best-scare-prank-ever-583609.html
iam pretty sure he will be the first to excape a fire shoving woman and children aside.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Keeping-your-refrigerator-stocked-will-get-you-many-women-583605.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Kid-cries-after-repo-man-comes-to-take-his-car-583602.html
one of my owners ahem,, out drove a repo man in nys in the 90s. last min turn into a side ride just as a semi was coming down the main highway. Repo man was lost but found em due to the dust, then it became a game of chicken,, and the repo man blinked, skided to a halt and said look we do it the legal way or i call the cops. My owner spun out, spraying his tbar chevy truck with pebbles and yelled come and get it. Repo man found my owner sitting at thier parents house smoking a cig and asked em what took ya long. Repo man said,, damn, where in the hell did ya learn to drive like that !!!! Nice man actually. They shook hands :)!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Butchies-Night-at-Windy-Hollow-583596.html
Dude,,,, stop with the tire smoking. keep ya tires warm via tire covers, also,, lose the gas. dont ride loaded, ride light just enough gas inside the tank to make ya start faster, and and strip that bitch down to nothing but and the cage. notice how high the nose pulls up?
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!!!


seems every coutry is getting sucked inside this banking shit . Why it was made and no one watched,,beats me. Its like asking dick cheney why mary didint want to play with dolls,, but with tonka toys. That pesky hindsight. If ya ask me this shit was planed. From the get go you had ppl saying yo mf,, ease up on the credit loan(s) but no one listend. All they saw was $$$$ and i mean lets be honest,, if your one of the scumbags who benifited from the wall street lending etc, i know its hard to chose. Either make sure that old couple of whos money you invested in is taken care of OR say pffft and go out and buy yourself that goshdarn new sports car that costs over 200,000!!!

Image is everything, I understand that. death and poor ppl on the streets,, is nothing. I mean if anything they can be used as speed bumps when pulling into that new company that was brought by china or a saudi firm.! We just dont see what the poor ppls gripe is? hey we gave you credit,, (course we knew it wouldint be fixed rates) and you dumb asses took the bait. Yes we did screw a few banks out of money and yeah yeah some lowlife(non rich) person lost thier money but just take over the market like the goverment did and then take over the ss and pensions and shit before you know it,,,,,,,,,,your RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hear quatar is looking for a few ´´dead men´´ coughs lay,,fosset,,,,coughs.
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Other then above shit which all started in the states,, things here are fine! FINE FINE FINE! humans are ok,, the states are ?? but pffffftt i shall not dwell on it. Me and murphy now hook up at night in bed to leach the body heat. Its cold outside now. And well yanno the humans have to have a fan to sleep otherwise the snore fest keeps one or the other awake! Its ok,, Murphy and my teeth chatter stops after we slink inside the vally of the humans. thats that spot where two humans sleep and leave a small gap? there we nap and the fans wont get us !

Murphy did fluff the other night and one human awoke to think that something died and crawled up his ass? but then thought oh yeah it was probably that black forest ham we gave em!
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K its late and iam tired. The spoiler was home for 3 weeks vaction time and now wont be around this morning. So us guys are stuck with ´´wasderface´´! Great, they are about as much fun as a sleeping pill. Oh well, I shall find things to keep busy. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks for stopping on down and checking in too. To the first reponders,, THANK YOU!! for rescuing ppl and pets, Heros you guys and gals are.
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Talk to ya fine folks come next weekend. Have a good week. And dont sweat the small stuff.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity!