The Lazy Ass Weekend Edition.
Hiya folks its me cain,back again for more or less of the same. rants, bitching and funny ass videos(for some). But before we get to all that lets focus on what some states are now doing to save money. Having city and state workers take a day off for free in order to help with depression 2.0 . Now while my owners have had some rather nice encounters with the above ppl mentioned above, they also have had some NASTY ppl whom the encountered that works for a state or city adgency.
Tuff shit is my owners motto.
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Maybe next time when mr.smithers in inline at the DMV forgets to sign his name on a form the DMV worker wont bitch em out in public and tell em to go back and finish it and end up waiting again in line. Or when say some cities DSS offices have to cut back thier workers, perhaps those that got laid off or forced into early retirement or have to take a day off, will maybe see the light the next time they recieve a phone call from a client who has a question and they snap back ´´i dont know, call mizz bitch in the transportation department´´ and hangs up. Yes folks admitt it, some of you are happy as a pig in shit seeing the ppl that can make or break your day (in most cases they break it) out of a job and now sees what its like to be in dire straights! Comon,,,you know your snickering over this! :)OK lets do this already,,,,-----------------------------------
http://antiwar.com/updates/ For the week ending.
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VIDEOS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER,,,,why?
http://www.break.com/index/german-traffic-stop.htmlMMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/girl-one-punch-kos-guy-outside-club.htmlsure that was a female?
http://www.break.com/index/the-human-catapault-stunt.htmlI hear a few 2x4 nailed together might hold the weight numbnuts.
http://www.break.com/index/car-crashes-through-doors-into-several-shoppers.htmlwhy some old ppl shouldint drive anymore.. damn!.
http://www.break.com/index/bill-oreiley-vs-christain-bale.htmlI think Bale is better ,,,,,
http://www.break.com/index/double-front-flip-from-racing-truck.htmlyeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww
http://www.break.com/index/deer-somehow-gets-stuck-in-gate.htmlthere is good cops in the world it seems.
http://www.break.com/index/the-sport-of-chinlone.htmlNow we know where hackey sack came from.
http://www.break.com/index/stoned-little-kid-after-dentist-visit.htmlgiven kids gas during a dentist visit? wtf
http://www.break.com/index/super-fast-tree-removal.htmlpretty sure thats good for the enviroment.
http://www.break.com/index/20lb-ice-ball-dropped-on-head.htmlaftermath dammit show the aftermath!
http://www.break.com/index/christain-bale-is-a-fun-guy-to-work-with.htmlFUCK YOU BALE!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/group-sake-bomb-failure.htmlwinners,,,NOT!
http://www.break.com/index/showoff-racer-trashes-his-car.htmlyou are a Idiot.
http://www.break.com/index/44-cal-nerf-gun.htmlpiss poor aim i think.
http://www.break.com/index/idiot_shoots_self_with_flare_gun.htmlwhat a bunch of losers.
http://www.break.com/index/kids-parkour-attempt-ends-in-faceplant.htmllooks like the kid didint want to hit kitty and used his face to rescue.
http://www.break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.htmlseeing your life flash before your eyes will make some ppl scream and yell.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Warner-Brothers-Responds-To-Christian-Bale-Tirade-Comedy-com-662496.htmlthat bitch isint close to heath !!!!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Gasoline-plus-fire-equals-trouble-663477.htmlno intell inside!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Why-are-Earbuds-so-Uncomfortable-663473.htmlreally no comment.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Prank-Spoon-Lighter-Wakeup-663471.htmlwhat a wussy bitch.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/my-brother-makin-jokes-663466.htmlMMAF!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/asian-teen-is-very-awkward.htmlno comment.
http://www.break.com/index/dazzling-neon-rainbow-jellyfish.htmlwow, kinda looks like a deep sea lava lamp.
http://www.break.com/index/man-versus-chameleon-showdown.htmli wont ask why,,, really not.
http://www.break.com/index/alternate-might-putty-commercial.htmlMMAF!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/duck-vs-jet-engine.htmlthat poor Duck!
http://www.break.com/index/popular-new-arcade-ride.htmlfree dildow bar?
http://www.break.com/index/barbed-wire-ruins-pig-romance.htmlMMAF!!! talk about balls to the wall,, in this case, mt oysters to the wire?
http://www.break.com/index/amazing-beer-bottle-dominoes.htmlonly outside of the usa can this be done,,,,,MMAF
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Gimme-My-Prank-Call-664076.htmlUm wait theres more,,,
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Stop-Calling-Danielle-PrankCall-664073.htmlpart two,,
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Carved-In-Number-Prank-Call-664074.htmlpart wtf?
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Eddie-Has-Syphilis-Prank-Call-664072.htmlmore,,,,,,,
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Is-This-Patrick-Prank-Call-664071.htmlmore,,,,
http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swfMMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent remake
http://www.break.com/index/zednik-jumps-defender-to-score-goal.htmlGotta admitt that was a great goal considering the body speed bump in the way.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/The-Education-of-Charlie-Banks-663780.htmllooks like a good movie to go see,,,,,,
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Caylee-Anthony-s-memorial-service-will-be-Tuesday-2-10-2009-664480.htmli hope her skank ass mother rots in jail then in hell when it dies.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Kop-Kop-Teyze-hassiktir-com-664463.htmldamn even them russian grandmothers hit the bottle and act retarded.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/A-Shamble-s-Story-664462.htmlkeep ya day job honey!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/romkofokuz-664459.htmlcool card skills dude,,but in a cementary?
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Christian-Bale-roduces-Rocky-Raccoon-664460.htmlMMAF!!!!!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Rocket-RC-Car-Explodes-664448.htmllooks like great fun,,,,,,,if your really bored.
http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-german-amusement-park-slide.htmlnow that looks like one wild ride!
http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-celebration.htmltalk about rubbing salt in the wound.
http://www.break.com/index/cat-boxes-dog.htmlMMAF!!!! excellent boxing for a cat.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/magic-car-664891.htmlgeeze even alittle bit of snow has these drivers cars running off of parking lots.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/MILK-CHUG-664886.html3 week old milk my ass.!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/A-Close-Call-664882.htmlcool tune,, nice clip.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Stevo-s-Jump-664877.htmllooked like fun at the time iam sure.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Little-Christian-Bale-664868.htmlmore bale bashing MMAF!!!!
http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Crates-of-Doom-664857.htmldid the DF think he was playing super mario ?
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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html For those really freaky fucked up ppl out there that need ? to thier A.
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News From Our House To Yours!-Seems I,, cain have become a ,,,,,,a garbage digger, rubber maid raider, a dumpster diver! Being how the humans forgot to take the garbage out the other night, and left the door open in the kitchen, i figured id take a look inside the place thats off limits !-The humans had eaten the night before some spare ribs and i sniffed at the garbage can, its lid slightly on but not completely. After pawing it off i jumped ontop and clawed and dug my way thru things such as tea bags, paper towels, empty but still lickable yogurt cups and finaly hit pay dirt. Them ribs wrapped in a paper towel. PAY DIRT! I managed to drag it out of the garbage can and drag the paper towel with the spare rib bones just outside the kitchen door and chewed untill my mouth hit the bounty. Quickly i looked around and ran dragging it away under the dinning room table . Seems the humans were in the bed room getting thier things ready for work tomorow. It must have been a good 15 mins of chew time(my owners are not very good gnawers) that i found lots of meat still left when ´´wasderface´´ saw the kitchen door slightly open and the paper towel parts on the floor next to it. Soon they traced it back to me.-I was in the midst of a cats dream,, when i was spotted and my bounty was taken away . I clawed it back towards me and the human grabbed it away again. Fine stick it i thought as i managed to hang on to one bone and run upstairs with it . There i hid and chewed untill it was gone . Soon after as i was cleaning myself I heard ´´wasderface´´ closing up the garbage bag and taking it outside. Coming back and wiping down the floor where my rib trail started and ended. It was a riskfull event i know but damn am I good or what?!?!? Other then that,, nothing new here. Iam losing weight due to my diet iam on and hadint really pped alot in the litter box so it must mean my sugar level is almost back to normal. Aside from those damn kick ass rib bones eairler tonight ;)~-Take care fine pet owners lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets heros you guys and gals are. Murph says hello, and with that I shall depart and head to the bedroom . I just know the fans will be on tonight due to the meat farts ill be sharing with the humans and murphy. Enjoy the start to a new week and remember to dot your i´s and cross your t´s when dealing with soon to be out of work state or city workers. They just might go,,,,,,,postal! -REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MR.CAIN AND CO!Giving you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.
