The WeekEnd Edition. Yes I know,,its been almost 2 whole weeks since ive last done the weekend edition. Yanno how it is folks, Been busy doing things like losing weight. My owners are happy but alittle worried about it too. Iam not. Iam just glad i can clean my own buttocks again. Kinda embarassing having one of the humans using baby wipes on my ass cause i was to fat to clean it right! ok,,,onward,,,,

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Numbers,,,,,,,,3/22/2009
3/21/2009
3/20/2009
3/19/2009
3/18/2009
3/17/2009
3/16/2009

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Various Videos Around The Globe.

http://www.break.com/index/car-in-snow-prank.html
mean but yet,,,funny. Dig in dude.

http://www.break.com/index/man-attacked-by-bison2.html
dont take your anger out on the wild animal dipshit. You guys are the ones that pen it up along with the rest.

http://www.break.com/crazy-pet-tricks/thomas-the-cat-steals-mmsFINAL2.html
adorable cat,, but dude,, cats and dogs cannot have chocolate,, it can kill them. ask your vet and I hope thomas didint eat any.

http://www.break.com/index/dropped-drug-money-creates-freeway-chaos.html
KEEP THE MONEY!!!!!!!!! spend it fast and have a nice day.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Girl-on-Dirtbike-Wheelie-Failure-690182.html
dude,,,wtf? buy her a quad.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dog-Jumps-From-Moving-Car-690136.html
asshole owners,,,bet ya that dog is either dead or in a vet clinic.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/MY-REVENGE-FOR-GYM-NUTSHOT-690130.html
I love this couple!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Random-Guitar-Riffs-690129.html
dude,, why give away your shit free online? remember Fred Durst?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dumpster-Jump-fail-690127.html
Is this our future leaders to come?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Little-girl-takes-Big-fall-690115.html
EVIL MOM!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Plowed-into-Wall-Prank-690113.html
I think hes ok,,,,,with plotting revenge.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Huge-Spin-Kick-Around-Pole-Prank-690111.html
same as above....

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/DR400SM-on-ice-crash-690112.html
these ppl are odd.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Blindisded-Prank-on-Couch-690110.html
the next mass killer in the making,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-nutshot-timing-ever.html
oh iam pretty sure shes going to be sorry for pulling that stunt.

http://www.break.com/index/old-woman-parties-during-spring-break.html
just remember unless your married to a plastic surgen, old age will have you looking like this some day.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-pizza-stoppie-failure.html
hows all that hot cheese and sauce feel inside your eyes? DONT ABUSE PIZZA!

http://www.break.com/index/Chick-Drives-Through-Convenient-Store-687090.html
she has some really bad issues!!!

http://www.break.com/index/backyard-dancing-body-slam.html
that man should stick to picking up garbage as he lacks dance skills.

http://www.break.com/index/f15e-strike-eagle-in-max-climb.html
um , what happend to the cockpit cover?

http://www.break.com/index/perputual-energy-light-bulb.html
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-robot-models-in-japan.html
the new blow up doll on the market in the future?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Foreign-Kid-Chair-Prank-687419.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Foreign-Kid-Chair-Prank-687419.html
this video SUCKS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dog-VS-Bird-687401.html
did anyone else get a case of vertigo and thank god these ppl are not your neighbors?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Penguin-disputing-the-rock-687399.html
king of the hill? ok but if you listen close via headphones it sounds like ppl are having sex!


http://www.break.com/index/guy-hit-by-car-goes-flying-20-feet.html
one lucky dude and at least the drive got out , not like in nyc!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-cat-figure-out-how-to-kick.html
um,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/siamese-crocodile-babies.html
mother nature can sure misfire sometimes.

http://www.break.com/index/horrible-skater-can-faceplant-without-board.html
hope ya like jello and pudding for 6 weeks.

http://www.break.com/index/perth-police-tases-guy-then-gets-flattened.html
not everyone likes to see a family member tazed bro.

http://www.break.com/index/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! taco handshake,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-pays-back-for-pie-prank.html
payback,,,,,I love this couple:)

http://www.break.com/index/forest-gump-in-one-minute.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cyclist-training-on-top-of-moving-car.html
i think thats really lance armstrong practising.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.html
MMAF!!!!! excellent .

http://www.break.com/index/kate-perry-donates-boobs-to-chairty.html
why not? its for a good cause. you go katie.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-little-beaver.html
funny but i hope it had a good outcome for the critter.


http://www.break.com/index/car-rear-ended-and-totalled-at-red-light.html
HOLY SHIT!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-punching-failure.html
ok maybe it wasint the booze. Maybe it was the freshly waxed floor and wearing socks?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-driver-takes-wife-for-ride.html
MMAF!!! momma mia and fung gu arent words of love,, after she wants a divorce. Doubt it happend but her lingo was hilarious.

http://www.break.com/index/police-double-standards.html
even some bacon is shit!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-bobby-trap-bottle.html
shame costner didint use this idea in the movie water world.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-with-freakish-tongue.html
I just,,,,,,,,,no its not right to comment about this.

http://www.break.com/index/nuts-double-smashed-on-fence-posts.html
hows that feel slap nuts?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-wipes-hard-during-race.html
too bad dude. Next time use the back breaks .

http://www.break.com/index/man-fights-bouncer-and-destroys-his-truck.html
iono folks,, seems to me it look like a lovers spat. Ya all notice where that bouncers hand went to before the pick up trick errr truck thing?

http://www.break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html
its PUTINS DAUGHTER!! she was awarded the new guard at status at daddys prison for ppl who piss putin off, or on.

http://www.break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html
Now thats just something so,,,,,iono ,, but cool. BAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.break.com/index/bald-eagle-snatches-prey-from-osprey.html
WOW!


http://www.break.com/index/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.html
looks like a repost , either way both assholes ruined thier bikes and ego.

http://www.break.com/index/the-rapping-flight-attendant.html
i wish this dude worked for lutftansana airlines.

http://www.break.com/index/this-is-not-a-prank.html
wash your hands next time? dude care to elaborate?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-falls-off-side-of-bus.html
why laugh bitch? that could be your sorry ass someday once hubby drops you for someone with more brains.!

http://www.break.com/index/saran-wrap-doorway-prank.html
maybe find a new roomate or live alone?

http://www.break.com/index/americas-top-model-audition-stampede.html
I didint finish watching it. Americas top dumb asses is what it should be called. Nothing like kicking punching a person to save ya own ass due a ´´car bomb´´scream´´ America sucks. it was over heated car,, duh that comes from the fucking radiator duh that cools the cars engine duh!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Throwing-Cement-686697.html
LOOK! WATCH!!!! this is what hard work is!! Sick and tired of the rich fucks making millions off the backs of ppl like this who bust thier ass to put food on the table and a roof over thier familys head.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Woman-Is-Terrible-Driver-686700.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! really if ya can park it, dont drive it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Hot-drunk-Spring-Break-girls-atacked-by-birds-at-beach-686681.html
ok so who spiked her beer? or is she just that wacked after a few?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Chiv-full-onion-686670.html
no comment because I dont know wth they were speaking of!

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News From Our House on a dead end street!!!

Nothing really new here folks. Seems folks all over the world are losing thier jobs and homes still!!!! While firms hire folks to help figure out thier bizz going the drain the average joe cant even get hired. Greed is good,,,,,,wonder if the script writer for that movie wall street now feels like the biggest asshole.

Well thats it from here. Take care folks and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are. Have a good week and dont beat your fish or forget to let your kids inside. Oh make sure to give you cat a hug.


Regards,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

In Loving Memory Of HartMut Baumfeld.

Son, Solider,Husband And Father.

March 12th 1942--- August 8th 2007.

Love, Grandma, And The Brats.

HUMP DAY! Are You Prepared?

yo,,cause iam not. Actually iam thinking that hump day now more then ever makes humans figure out just wtf they are fighting for,, and for that matter, why they repeat the same mistakes again. But then again Iam a cat. I know that once a large plant is tipped over due to my mistake of raising hell,, i avoid that area like say,, the next britney spears concert. Its risky and to icky! OK lotta shit out there in this world of which you humans made and twisted to comply with certian nations petty wishes. Enjoy it and stew in it. Oh and stop dropping us animals off at the local pound because you are in a credit fuck due to your own stupidity. If ONLY us animals could dump the sorry ass owners of pets,,ya might think twice. Because in china,, they EAT CATS!!!!!!!

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NUMBERS AND CLOCKS THAT TICK AWAY THE NUMBERS,,

3/10/2009
3/9/2009
3/8/2009
3/7/2009

3/6/2009
3/5/2009
3/4/2009

This kid made headlines for being almost killed. Where are they now?

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WORLD WIDE VIDEOS OF ?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-faceplant-off-vending-machine.html
what would you do for a clowndike bar?

http://www.break.com/index/city-council-member-farts-during-hearing.html
yes have that recess but sniff at the end of the sentence!

http://www.break.com/index/confused-turtle-has-sex-with-boot.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! i never knew turtles whimper during sex.

http://www.break.com/index/truck-vs-bridge.html
RYDER! never rent from them or higher em either.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/love-is-682527.html
sorry bo rider,, this time your song sucked.!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Tae-Kwon-Do-KO-683035.html
looks like the better man won . Its the same class and grade so forgive the idiot comment about how you dont fight some one better then you. They know jack shit,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/DUMB-ASS-DRIVER-683030.html
and the point of this is again,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Guitar-Hero-Metallica-Trailer-683027.html
MMAF!!!! finale someone noticed!!! Man back in the day there was no double pedal shit,, either you were fast or you sucked.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/PRANK-room-mate-gets-antiqued-APRIL-FOOLS-683037.html
who gets the clean that shit up after?


http://www.break.com/pictures/Break_Gallery_274_Thumb.html
looks like someone is going to go ape shit here!

http://www.break.com/index/party-girl-in-bra-falls-off-table.html
oh shes a lady and a winner too .

http://www.break.com/index/80-yard-kick-ties-state-soccer-championship.html
move over balack and beckhem,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-hits-parked-car-and-smashes-storefront.html
lay off the hooka honey ok?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-car-jumping-failure.html
your father will hate you and tell you the truth, your really not his son.You were a product of incest.

http://www.break.com/index/highest-half-pipe-ski-jump-ever.html
dude ppl do this every winter in europe.

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-fan-gets-freaky-with-reporter.html
yes,,,dry humps are better then stabbings i guess after a game.

http://www.break.com/index/new-lyrics-to-rock-you.html
great parenting skills here folks.

http://www.break.com/index/skater-slams-head-riding-slide.html
arent you a bit old to be playing on the play ground ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/mom-scares-daughter.html
ok the daughter needs her ass bitch slapped. Ya dont call ya mom names nor hit them. It was a joke slut, deal with and get over it. NEXT!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-redneck-lady-tossed-in-dumpster1.html
yanno i really dont know what to hell to make from this clip. Its just so,,,,wacked.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slammed-at-end-of-massive-canal-slide.html
yes,,,the rising cost of health care,,,have a look.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-kid-faceplants-hard-on-board.html
thank you for flying moron airlines ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/watermelon-cracked-by-shuttlecock.html
bet he would be a excellent egg peeler.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-fails-at-pole-dancing.html
yanno ive wonderd why now for years,, how come men dont pole dance? Oh and lady,, hope your partial is ok.


http://www.break.com/index/guy-spanks-and-shoves-pie-in-girlfriends-face.html
MMAF!!! why does she stay with this dude? I guess he missed having a older or younger sibling?

http://www.break.com/index/driver-viciously-tboned-outside-gas-station.html
I think the truck was speeding but yanno opinions are like assholes,, everyones got one.

http://www.break.com/index/no-cellphones-at-concert.html
gotta admitt that was rude, hope they blew out his voice speaker :) !

http://www.break.com/index/infomercial-blooper-compilation.html
MMAF!!! the title says it all really.

http://www.break.com/index/britney-spears-wardrobe-malfunction.html
well britney ya didint mind your pussy sticking out when ya were paling with paris. I have the pic too ;)´

http://www.break.com/index/kid-knocks-can-off-buddies-head.html
Puck player bigtime.

http://www.break.com/index/the-uro-club.html
um and what would the WPG use?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-girl-gets-nutshot-revenge.html
sack slaps,,,,,cute for any couple.

http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-dumb-europeans.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! way wacked

http://www.break.com/index/baby-visibly-turns-over-in-moms-stomach.html
thank your moms for puting up with your ass for 9 months ,, literaly.

http://www.break.com/index/play-fighting-leads-to-expensive-accident.html
sucks to be you , wannabe bruce lee. ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-cyclist-survives-being-dragged-by-bus.html
must have been those fortune cookies?

http://www.break.com/index/dont-c-walk-onto-a-treadmill.html
intell inside?

http://www.break.com/index/illegal-go-carting-in-neighborhood.html
duh,, they are not legal for the street but still that was ,,,,cool dudes. Brings back memories.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-pogo-stick.html
no comment!

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http://www.wfsb.com/slideshow/family/9577886/detail.html

One of my owners , who is news hound found this site in the state of CONN.

If you live nearby or think you may have saw some of these lost pets,, please call the number below every picture. I think my owner was reading CNN USA and saw a spin off from a story regarding cnn and saw this on the side board of the USA station.

Losing a pet sucks!!!!!!!!!!!! No matter or how it happend, the not knowing is the kicker here.

So keep your eyes and ears open and look around for the folks in HARTFORD CONN!!!! and Mass and neighbor states. Danke.
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News from our house to yours.
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Well its like a rubics cube on acid. Both humans are sick with some kind of stress related crap. Iono,,,ppl need to like take cat naps and sleep alot. Works for me !
Cain is now at a weight where he lost his round fat head. Still eats alot and drinks water like a camel. poops ok,, vet said,, so far so good. But wow is he hyper when it comes to food. I myself have gained weight and i think it looks good.!
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Then there is case here of the yellow crop round spots that has happend again.
Seems someone of us cats is leaving crop pp spots on the bed. Small mind you but still its not nice. WE are now both under the eyes of ´´wasderface´´ to find the crop pisser! Hence,, no one has been caught. I am claiming the 5th and shall speak no more about this matter! Other then that nothing new. Its soon to be spring and well for us guy cats,, we can smell when the balcony door is open and yeppers we meow alot . Figure it out folks. With shis i shall depart as its late and iam tired. Thanks for stopping on down and viewing this blog,, or not. Take care humans and remember,, 2 more days to go before its friday! Oh and cain wanted me to thank the first reponders that rescue ppl and pets too cause heros you folks are!!!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,´´,Common sence is the best defence.´´ Murphy 2002.




CIAO!!!

MvB.

HUMP DAY!!!!!!!! ARE YOU PREPARED? Hello ppl and welcome back to this blog.

GM and Opel. What a joke! Do the CEOs of GM actually expect german taxpayers to pay for thier fuck ups in the states with no gurantee that the money they want will go to what its meant for,, keeping GM afloat and not sinking Opel in the process. Stick it up your ass GM. Make cars that ppl can afford to drive and ones that get more then 28 mph gallon too. Ok lets do it folks,, blog this bitch.

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Numbers,,,, 3/4/2009
3/3/2009
3/2/2009
3/1/2009
2/28/2009
2/27/2009
2/26/2009

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Judge em, some are ?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/hunter-barely-avoids-deadly-lion-charge1.html
and this is sport you fat piece of shit? God how sick some so called hunters are.

http://www.break.com/index/disabled-hockey-players-brawl.html
assholes. Next the reffs should just drag em by thier helmets and play ice toss into the box.

http://www.break.com/index/rc-rocket-crashes-into-crowd.html
Bet the builder of that rocket feels like a assclown after that mishap.

http://www.break.com/index/why-weathermen-dont-wear-green-ties.html
hes transparent during the weather check.

http://www.break.com/index/im-my-own-worse-enemy.html
MMAF!!!! his aim isint good thats for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/a-guide-to-grinding.html
grinder,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wakeboarding-accident-requires-some-stitches.html
intell inside? hell no.

http://www.break.com/index/two-camels-one-car.html
one wacked version of car pooling no?

http://www.break.com/index/horse-doesnt-like-jockey.html
gotta be a gelding,,,,,,,MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sleeping-dog-runs-into-wall.html
dog was probably running from the fucked up economy!

http://www.break.com/index/transvestite-hit-by-truck.html
um,,, no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-fat-americans.html
Watching this all i smelled was,,,,,,,,,bacon.!

http://www.break.com/index/dirtbike-gap-jump-goes-very-wrong.html
DUH? ask the dude if has any pain and where. Dont play DR moron.

http://www.break.com/index/the-butt-crack-chainsaw.html
one of my owners worked at a plastic factory and some dude playing a joke on his wife shoved a air hose to close to the anus, thus resulting in her death. Now this dude,, may have worked on your car and farted on your seats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you do the accidents and math , of course it all ´´Depends´´ too.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-shoplifter-gets-embarrassed-and-tackled.html
perhaps he was suffering from high blood sugar or low? Bawwwwwwwwwwwwhhhahahahaa right.

http://www.break.com/index/cool-deep-sea-fish-with-transparent-head1.html
dont you just wanna run out now and go deep sea diving?

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-jet-pilot-lifts-landing-gear-too-soon.html
lay off the vodka next time ya wanna invade airspaces.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-jet-pilot-lifts-landing-gear-too-soon.html
whatever make of car he was driving really took a beating. Now for his next auto insurance payments,, the same !

http://www.break.com/index/hundreds-of-firecrackers-thrown-at-one-guy.html
if they want wealth so bad,, sit on a cannon and get it over with once and for all.

http://www.break.com/index/fun-with-exploding-hydrogen-bubbles.html
um duh! remember the hydrogen bomb?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-soccer-injury-ever.html
hope he can play again. damn that looked nasty.

http://www.break.com/index/hockey-player-suffers-concussion-from-cheap-elbow.html
witt should have his knees snapped for that cheap crap shot.

http://www.break.com/index/one-dangerous-game-of-darts1.html
gross,, but well some sick funny stuff is i guess.

http://www.break.com/index/suv-obliterated-after-hitting-semi-truck.html
how someone NOT see SEMI TRUCK on the road and hit the damn thing?

http://www.break.com/index/suv-obliterated-after-hitting-semi-truck.html
thats some bad ass white trash folks.

http://www.break.com/index/stupid-and-painful-leap-of-faith.html
looks like yeti boy fell down hard and went out like a light.

http://www.break.com/index/cannon-blows-up-entire-house.html
too bad ya all didint think of doing that during the civil war.

http://www.break.com/index/get-off-my-head.html
MMAF! who does like Mann coutler?

http://www.break.com/index/slightly-possessed-demon-dog.html
just leave the fucking dog alone assholes!

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NEWS from The House Of Murphy ,,,and others that live here .

cain! He has a eating disorder! That brother of mine can eat and eat and eat and hes losing weight! Now the vets said he was diabetic and told em to put em on a diet and the humans did but since then,, iono, hes like a republican with a whore and a line of coke inside a hotel room, he just cant get enough! My owners are going to call the vet and see if maybe his thyroid is like outta wack. Its to the point now he actually tries to steal food from the humans.

As for myself,,, Iam ok. Being how ´´wasderface´´ works nights and comes home early in the morning long after ´´the spoiler´´ has left for work, Us cats are bored.
So Cain and i deviced a plan to wake up ´´wasderface´´ at around 2:00pm. We play drive by. I run em over on the stomach area , cain climbs on thier pillow, untill we see eyes open up. Once we have established a coma free human we play on the bed, I even fake charged the human as cats do when playing sideways. Cain licked thier ear, It was enough. ´´Wasderface the human got up and fed us! Patience isint a virtual when ya a cat folks. Other then that,, nadda so Iam going to go here. Oh and cain wanted me to thank all the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros you guys and gals are.


WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,´´,The circle only has one side.´´ Travis.

CIAO!!!!

MvB.