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Tuesday, February 06, 2007


Where have you gone, Joe Sanity?

Eveing folks and welcome yet again to The House Of Murphy and my view from the litter box. Views expressed here are not that of all cats, just me. From what you humans have done so far to the world, leads me to see the glass half empty!
Lotta news to talk about and some of it borders the insane and odd. So without further delay, lets blog it baby,,




are these, before and after going nuts pics?!


This has got to be the most wacked out cases to grace the headlines in a very long time. Aside from the behaviour, and possiblity of death, This womans family is broke. All due to her insane jellousy, over another woman . Its hard for many folks to understand what can drive someone to do something like the above link. I think i have a answer for that,,

SHES FUCKING NUTS!


Since the topic is sanity and how some humans lack any, heres another articule for you to read and wonder what the hell is going to come of it. http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2007/02/04/MNG9ONUKVT1.DTL
There are some that are comparing this ultra moron move to the last days of hitler , when he orderd boys as young as 13 and men as old as 70, to stand guard in berlin and fight the incoming russian troops. Some did as asked, mostly to avoid being shot, while others tried to avoid it, well they ended up either shot or hung, and put up for public display to warn others. Quiting was not a option. Sound familuar humans?



Money that some say isint there to fight the war in Iraq, will be found one way or another. Heres bush brilliant plan to come up with that large amount of dough too. http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/05/bush-budget-cuts/ So now we see, just who is going to be doing the ole, hold thy hand on thy ass ´´ dance. Once again id like to take the time to thank every moron that voted for Bush not once,, but twice! (if you do your screwing like that, youll never get it in)!



For the press that sits on their ass and waits for storys that have juice , gore, blood and really not very confronting over the iraq war, this man came up with a plan on how the press, if they really can be called that anymore, can do more. Read the plan newsman,, get back to us when you really report the news unbiased and without a nod to the left or the right. http://niemanwatchdog.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=background.view&backgroundid=00156



And yet for more what are they thinking, or not in this case, heres another story that questions many ,

Besides looking like Prince and his yr book photo, this man now sits on the Iraqi goverment. Hes wanted for his role in a embassy bombing back in 1984 . The big question remains,, for yrs he was in hiding, and suddenly hes popped back up ? why wasint he caught prior? Will this be a prelude to how the Iraqi goverment will be formed? if so, pfftt,, ship all the troops back home.





I wonder how the brits really view Tony Blair & George Bush after this took place?
and then if they still accept it and mumble something like well its war, yadda yadda, this comes out flying in the faces of those who lied and tried to cover it up to the soliders family! http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/legal/article2241922.ece How charming.



News to make you laugh, gives you humans, this magic cure! http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fpageoneq.com%2Frssfeedstuff%2Findex.php%3Fid%3D10827 Sure sure teddy, i know that all those late night ice meetings were a test against your faith. Now your healed! and you and the wifey will leave colorado too because it was asked of you. yanno why that is teddy? because they dont believe a word you say, just like others. It made my owners laugh due to the insanity of it it all. EDDDIOOTS!


Stats in for tuesday in iraq see the blood count at this ,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10476 My owners compare bush decsion like putting your hand in to a fire, saying ouch and then doing it again. Insane!


Other news bites worth a second glance,,


typical Bush,, do nothing president. http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/02/06/D8N4E48O0.html


Bummer for many, but great news for dick cheney! http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6332883.stm



Great news for sears and their white sales! http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/06/klan.report.ap/index.html







NEWS from The House Of Murphy, finds the humans and us cats back to normal routine. They work, come home sleep. The other one works, come home, they eat, plop on the couch and watch tv. We beg for food and in the end, get some of the pork chops or chicken they had for dinner. But at least the humans are over thier illness and thats good. Cain on the other hand, went on another barfing session again today. I guess if he countinues this, then hes off to the vets to have his stomach checked. The vet said wait 2 days and see if it passes. Thats what happend to fat pucks who have to eat the potted plants around here.


One of the neighbors here left her husband due to? bummer cause she is allergic to cats, but always waved to me in the window. Now all i have to stare at is her hubby walking around the place in his boxers, sucking beer all day on his days off and scratching his nads anytime he feels like. So i dont look out the west window anymore. Theres always the south windows to stare at ppl . From this view i can see the old folks across the street , who when they see me, slam their windows shut.
Nice.
But the bedroom windows, brings me the back yard and neighborhood cats that roam looking for food or a piece of ass. Iam so over that phase in my life! I race back and fourth on the window sill, meowing, ´´get it snipped, find a home , it aint worth it dudes´´! yet they dont listen.


ITS FUNNIE TIME!!




Amazing card trick http://www.break.com/index/cool_magic_card_trick.html


Holy shit,, thanks guys, ill make sure my owners get a car alarm now! http://www.break.com/index/unlock_your_car_with_a_tennis_ball.html



Dont call 911 or anything, just walk around and film it! http://www.break.com/index/skater_breaks_back.html



MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! he deserved this one http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220494



Good for you humans to know come last call! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220488



EXCELLENT !!!! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220491



why? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220457


Is it something in the water or what? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=220462





DAMN! some of those video clips have me wondering about ppl.
anyways, its that time of the night where i must bid ya farewell and thank you for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not!
Talk to ya folks come tomorow night. Till then, remember, ryan oNeil and his family are normal ppl! why , everyone pulls a handgun on their kid and every kid tries to hit dad with a fireplace poker! EDDIOOTS!
oh and make sure you let the cat in before going to bed.



WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,Frustra laborant quotquot se calculationibus fatigant pro inventione quadraturae circuli - Futile is the labor of those who fatigue themselves with calculations to square the circle. (Michael Stifel, 1544)


CIAO!!!!

Monday, February 05, 2007


Miss me? Well did you Punk?
( i always wanted to say that :)


Greetings again ppl and welcome back to the House Of Murphy blog. I scoped out cains weekend edition. Seems ok, alittle sloppy but i told em to not power blog in record speed next time he wants to watch the super bowl.
Speaking of, he asked me to put this on the blog.,, so here goes!



HORSEPOWER!!!!!
yes, even us cats can get into some games. So we watched the super bowl with the humans and it was a ok game. The bears totaly sucked and the only ummf they showed came in the first kick off where D.manning ran 92 yards for a TD. After that, the bears went into deep hibernation. Good. I dont care for the bears. Never have, Never will. So congrats Colt fans :) Prince sounded good and seemed like a good sport too in the pouring rain. my owners thought it was a ok show , i mean, theres not alot to offer up in a down pour yanno?


NEWS,, lets bring it up to speed with the on goings of today . Seems theres alot of things but this one seems important to get first billing,,,,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10471 New numbers coming out of Iraq. These numbers need to be lowering not rising. But when you have a moron for a president, i guess theres not much hope in seeing that.


So says this articule by some retired top military brass,,http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwashington/16600612.htm Now iam pretty sure they know what they speak of. Yet bush has surrounded emself with ppl that havint seen much combat. Combat meaning boots on the ground, not sitting in some missle silo in Nebraska running a underground ´´just in case´´ launch site.


An interesting articule coming out of the NYT, see´s it this way. Among the iraqi ppl they have spoken to its now their views that bush pretty much messed up their country and way of life. Badly i might ad too. http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/05/world/middleeast/05iraq.html?_r=2&th&emc=th&oref=slogin&oref=slogin But then again, what does any EDDIOTT in washington care about those ppl? its the oil that they live, sleep and sit under, that has washington dug in for the long run, at any cost too. I think after the war ends, and god only knows when those in power will allow that to happen, the US owes the iraqi ppl a huge sorry. But like i said humans, only when the war finaly ends.


Iam sure thats what the war plans call for. To make sure your enemy knows when you going to come knocking on the door. Makes sence right? more cases of morons at the table.


This next one iam sure will have some humans who own property next to any large bodies of water and have a levee holding the water in,doing a http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20070204%2FD8N36QVO1.html WTF? and here everyone was saying after katrinia hit that well N.O. is below sea level and who would want to live there and how dumb can ppl get etc. Read it and weep humans. Seems that levee up keep just isint slacking in the poor black communties! So if or when your levee breaks, My owners will try not to call you looters, if they see you on tv,pushing a shopping cart full of freebies from walmart! See, the Goverment care magnitude extends to the white rich too ;)


With all the latest corruption scandals out there regarding ceos and companys, I thought id show you folks that even here , there are corrupt smucks . http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,464319,00.html tst tst tst!
300 mllion is a might fine thank you card! Some of the names involved are germanys oldest steel and ship making companies too. I think its time that germany adopts something like a Mcgruff the crime dog!! help take a bite out of corporate crime! ARF!


Other news stories that are worth a second glance,, heres the links ,

no really Ö!!!


spanking the Dick!


sybils free parking . like a cockroach, the bitch still comes back!


http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/05/army-celebrations/ thanks for the service, but theres no parade for you anymore!


http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,464369,00.html No soccer for you if you like to go out and kill police officers. EDDIOTTS!!



News from the House of Murphy finds things back to normal tonight. ´´ the spoiler´´ went to bed early as they are going back to work tommorow morning . After 4 weeks being home sick. I ll miss em. The belly rubs and snuggles in bed when it was brr mornings. Now i have ´´wasderface´´ to contend with for tomorow ,as they dont have to work. I can imagine the thrilling time its going to be watching em snore, mouth wide open , oblivious to anything , let alone me standing on their stomach eye balling em. Sure sure, there is always cain to mess around with, but tonight hes sick. Seems the large puck ate two dead drop off leaves from a red leafed dragon tree here and well barfed and had a dry heave session that lasted for 3 hours. I think hes better, he was eating and drinking water too. But maybe this will teach the fat puck that not everything is edible.


I see that during cains rush out of the blog lastnight , he didint have any time to include the funnies. So, now that leaves it up to me to double the funnies.
remind me again to speak with puck next time the super bowl comes on and hes blogging that night. lemme see what i can find for ya folks,,



ITS FUNNIE TIME!!!!
Iam sure this was properly thought out!http://www.break.com/index/moutain_biker_wipes_out.html
Dont these guys ever wash their cars? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=219742
pretty good for gtr folks out there. http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=219717
looks familuar, but theres alot of morons today that try this too!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=219508
yanno he saw stars and bright lights! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=219494
Dont humans know, that come night time, your little dog is mine!?http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=219497
OK, I hope this makes up for cains lack of funnie time from last night. Ill find more for tomorow night folks. So, happy joy to the colts and happy joy to germany for becoming world champs at handball too :) thats about it from my side of the globe. Thanks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not!
Talk to ya folks on tuesday. till then,, oh and dont forget to let the cat in before going to bed.
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,,,Assiduus usus uni rei deditus et ingenium et artem saepe vincit - Constant practice devoted to one subject often outdues both intelligence and skill. (Cicero).
CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, February 04, 2007


THE WEEKEND SUPER BOWL EDITION!!!!





Hiya Hiya Folks How are you doing? Good Good Iama Glad To hear this. Ok its superbowl weekend and my owners are hoping that the colts send the bears back into hibernation! After the super bowl rap crap the bears did in the mid 80s, yes folks ya read it right, it made alot of ppl think the bears were nothing more then clowns who thought they could sing a rap song. EDDDIOTTS! hence why my owners are so done with em.

Lets get the blog going with these headlines making news on various newspapers and news agencys , starting with this,,,


Now maybe we know why he snarled like a moron at CNNs wolf blitzer , when asked very softball question. I hope the trial of libby makes it so this piece of shit for a vice president cant sleep at night.



occording to this rumor, http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stuff.co.nz%2Fprint%2F3951704a12.html it might look like ping pong kim, would stop his nukes for oil imports from the US. Thats nice to know, but just where is all that oil going to come from? its Not like the nation of the United states is briming with oil. Looks like its going to have to be promised by someone else , like say a middle east country thats loaded with the googy stuff. Now where and who might that be ?? Hmmm








another story thats getting attention and making some nervous is this,http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.yahoo.com%2Fs%2Fnm%2F20070203%2Fbs_nm%2Fbush_budget_dc

Some ones going be holding their hands on their ass very soon. Now just what and who , remains the next question. I guess the billions already spent , arent enough for bush. tst tst tst!




Now that this add will run during the super bowl tonight, my owners are sure that it wont take long before the swift boat morons run a add calling em un american and traitors too! yanno how it goes humanshttp://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Veterans_to_run_Super_Bowl_ad_0204.html




http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/04/hagel-mccain/
Heres why John Mccain really should keep his mouth shut! Chuck just wont sit back and hear bullshit when he hears it and calls folks out when they talk it. You go chuckie!!



case in point is this man as well. another bullshit artist. http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/04/kristol-worried/ yo william, please, go back to writing for time mag ok. spare us the tv time .




http://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/04/washington/04budget.html?ex=1328245200&en=83e242741b9115ef&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss more of the same regarding bullshit. Heres hoping that someone comes out with a pie chart for the president to read, because somehow his numbers dont ad up in favor for the poor.





http://www.realcities.com/mld/krwashington/16616389.htm


Yet more of a shame, that the head morons in washington, didint ask the troops their ideas and opinions about the ´´surge´´ thats being done in Iraq. They might learn a few things other then pissing away lifes and money like it was some sick twisted poker game. EDDDIOOOTS!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=JBAXDRIQMGORTQFIQMFSFFOAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/02/04/wiran04.xml

Dont forget Bush, you promised Vlad Putin, that you wouldint mess with iran. Sadly the above articule has many and i do mean many worried that promises are only ´´god damned words´´! Time will tell, and my owners wonder too, if vlads the type of man who isint keen on being lied to .


NEWS HERE FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!

Seems my owners are all set for tonights game GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
they got the beer, the soda, the chips, the pizza the popcorn and of course us cats will sample a few of these snacks iam sure. So, not to be rude, but my feline ass has gotta ´´do a see ya ´´, cause the games gonna start soon. There wont be any funnies tonight. Sorry,, But murphy can make that up to ya folks come tomorow.
Hope you enjoyed the weekend edition folks. Happy superbowl and make sure you humans keep it nice and clean and dont freak out and beat up another fan cause your team lost. Really bad sportsmanship if that were to happen yanno?

Talk to ya fine folks next friday. Mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets lifes. HEROS you guys and gals are. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world.

GO COLTS!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN and CO!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Saturday, February 03, 2007


THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!!


Hiya Hiya Folks, hows ya doing? Goods Goods Iam Glad To Hear This. Before we start, my owners say this on a websight and kinda of thought yanno , it looks like BUSH or Alfred E Newmans head! paint the face and you can have this in your garden humans.

Well lets not dick around like some in washington do and give ya the facts straight up and start the blog off with some of the headlines of today. As par for the course, its not much good news.


Saterdays blood count over in iraq now stands at this,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10465 This coming on the heels of the iraq report that was released and said that secretarian violence is the key factor for instability in iraq. NO SHIT! And who bought about that mess? Why the W and his lies about weapons of mass destruction. OK saddam was hanged, now get out of iraq. But the oil booty is too much to pass up and so bush will continue to fuck up ppls lifes.


ok, they took the RUM from the whitehouse,stuffed em inside some broom closet of a office and now its looking perhaps that the CON is the next to be dumped. To be fair, since 2003, shes done nothing but spin her wheels with the roadmap to peace over in the mideast. She really hasint brokerd anything postive and lies like no tomorow to cover her boss´s ass. She might get a rude awakeing when the boss man isint going to cover hers and shes out of a job. http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/NYT_With_Rumsfeld_gone_Iraq_war_0203.html




http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Ftoday.reuters.com%2Fnews%2Farticlenews.aspx%3Ftype%3DdomesticNews%26storyID%3D2007-02-03T004307Z_01_N02288008_RTRUKOC_0_US-KATRINA-CANAL-LAWSUIT.xml%26WTmodLoc%3DHome-C5-domesticNews-3

Much to the disgust of the many ppl involved for cutting the budget for the army corp , a judge has now ruled that katriana surviors , can sue em. My owners think its a start, but the real morons were the budget planners that cut the budget in the first place. and that idea ,nodd and approval came from non other then the president himself. Maybe once they are done sueing the ACE , they can sue Bush once hes no longer in office. Just a idea :)


http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/03/rush-polar-bears/

Is Rush back on his dear friend oxycontin? This man wouldint know a hole in the ground from his asshole. Read the articule folks, its complete bullshit. What gets my owners and other ppl, is that some EDDDIOOOTS still listen to this overstuffed pork rhine eating piece of shit. Id like to ask Rush where his credentials are in his so-called scientific decsions to make a comment like that above. The mans nothing more then a druggie. Heres hoping soon he gets popped again with more illegal drugs.



This next story really smacks George W Bush upside the head with his SOTU speech he gave. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6324707.stm so just where are those jobs mr.president? because they arent in america. No , you cant blame the mexicans or the gays or the blacks on taking em away either. The jobs all left due to you forcing companies to close its doors. Shitting on the little guy and having major contractors come and outbid smaller companies. So now ,as most americans are living from pay check to pay check, its a good time for all , to ask their local representive, Wheres the work?!


http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/article2212367.ece

For some that arent aware that soccer is a HUGE sport here in Europe, there are always some that take their love for their teams to far. The end results are in the above articule. My owners and a great many ppl too, think that enough is enough. if ppl cannot or will not contain their, shall we say, criminal mind, at games, then stop having public games period! Show those assclowns that if you continue to ruin the sport and inflict injury and now death, then kiss good bye your season pass . Last yr was bed enough with soccer EDDIOOTS throwing things on the pitch which injured refs, and players . Not to mention the racial slurs being used towards the players from the EDDIOTTS in the stands.


Other news bites, worth a look at.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/conditions/02/03/britain.birdflu.reut/index.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/02/03/florida.storm/index.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/02/03/nuclear.sweden.reut/index.html

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0e225e60-b2d6-11db-99ca-0000779e2340.html

From bird flu to federal aid, to nuke reactor problems and now google got slammed by viacom. I think the YOUTUBE guys were smart when they sold it .



News here from The House Of Murphy And Co, finds things, well pretty damn boring. Not alot of action going down here. The humans were like i said, slugs that watched alot of tv today and napped on various occasions too. Murphy and I got into it today. This time it was pay back from me. There he was napping in front of the window and i used all my puck weight to pin em to the floor. Boy can he cry like a little bitch too! He did manage to scratch my ear though. Oh well, could be worse. Now i hear theres talk of the humans going on vacation this yr! ÖÖÖÖ

that means being stuffed inside pet carriers , drugged and waking up in some small cat room. Not knowing the care takers from the kitty kennel either. Yanno the first sentence, well it kinda sounded like what the CIA did on flights with suspected terrorist. grabbed, drugged, cuffed and awoken in some cell. Damn! But at least there wont be any water boarding or electrical shock either. Not sure where the humans said they are going, one place was England, the other, the north sea coast and a third mentioned was,the states.



BRING ON THE FUNNIES!!!


http://www.break.com/index/box_prank_goes_horribly_wrong.html Id like to think this was a prank by the kid in the box !! DAMN!
Todays youth,, ahh,, how nice. EDDIOTTS!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218638
I cant believe his parents are that fucking dumb! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218596
Maybe he was looking for the correct change? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218587
More MMAF! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218530 Plus the songs cool too.
I really feel sorry for these assholes parents!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218516
Once again the time i have on this blog has been clocked. Ive been given the 5 min nod to get off the putes. "§$%&/ humans ;) Heres hoping ya folks enjoy tonights blog. Thanks for taking a look . Talk to you fine gals and guys again come tomorow but not to long, as its SUPER BOWL!!!! heres hoping the Colts kick ass! Take care fine pet owners/Lovers of the world , and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are. oh and remember humans, dont forget to let the cat in before bed.
REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN.!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Friday, February 02, 2007



THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!


Hiya Hiya Folks, How are ya doing? good good, iam glad to hear it. The blog start isint going to be happy. My owners found this on another blog from a comment made by a gal and they are glad she gave em the link. (danke I.S.)
After viewing the below video, my owners were aghast at the cruelity some humans can inflict on living things. Case in point, a dog. Before you view the video humans, please be advised it is extreamly graphic . It depicts animal cruelity by so called brave men.



Heres my responce to that, and iam sure there are some that arent going to like what i have to say, but well, thats just to god damn bad.

Dear G.I.

YouTube made you into a overnight sensation. There are lots of ppl talking about one of you who shot the video while watching your friends throw stones/rocks, at a injured dog as it layed in a set of tire tracks. While you were filming your buddies, did it occur to you that perhaps the dog was in need of some compassion and care? Or has the war in Iraq made it so that you just dont care anymore?

Has the war made it so hard now for you and your buddies to stop and think that that shit isint cool? what if that was your dog? What if that was you son or daughters dog? Would you think it was ´´the funniest damn thing you ever saw´´?

How would you explain to your parents and loved ones once your home on leave, what you and your buddies did to a injured dog? Do you think they will be impressed? Find it funny? Will they ask you if you shot it? No, you couldint even pull the trigger to put it out of its misery Will you tell them that the dog more then likely was run over by some form of auto? Further more, would you admitt to laughing as the crippled dog hopped away in pain, yelping and growling at the two buddies who threw the stones, while you just stood there and filmed it all.

Was it exciting to inflict pain on another living thing? Non enemy? Dont they have ps2 over there in Iraq for you guys to unwind and take your frustrations out on? Is it so bad over there, that your reduced to finding the most pathetic thing possible and inflicting more misery on to the situation? What will you be like when you come home GI? Will you fling some stones at the neighbors cat or dog if you should happen to come across its path? Think the police will understand that you were bored and thought, ahh what the fuck.? God forbid you or one of your buddies come home missing a leg, or legs, and someone makes a comment about ´´that being the funniest damn thing ´´ they ever saw. Iam sure the war is hard. Harder for some then others. A few of my owners relatives were in wars and yet they never inflicted any pain and suffering on a animal during war time. It just never crossed their minds to do something of that nature. Well the word nature isint even a good comparison for your actions.

You have family and freinds back home worrying about you, your saftey, how you are doing. The nations never lost faith in you, just lost faith in your leaders who put you there. Now that your there, all folks ask back home , is to conduct yourselfs like a solider. Dont become like the other bad apples that have almost disgraced the entire military over in Iraq.

My owners can understand if the dog was attacking you or your buddies and you had to act in self defence. It appears thats not the case. If anything you acted with selfish disregard. I dont think the Military hands out ribbons and badges based on stoning a dying dog. Nor do they make recomendations for promotions for ppl that show some disturbing signs of rage, hate and anger. If anything, conduct like the one you showed the world, will find you cleaning burning shit barrels all day under the hot sun. In your golden yrs, you can tell the tale to your grandkids, about your military career and the things you did while serving your country. Iam sure, the dog story will be left out. Because its something that maybe not now but in yrs to come will come back to haunt you via a sentence, something on tv, or a new puppie your grandkid just recieved for their birthday.
All we ask , is that while your over there, stop spreading the false image that americans like to torture and inflict pain on living things. Be it man or animal. Thats not a image ppl want to have.

Oh and one more thing. When you come home, we all hope that you adjust back into the civilian life. But if we ever catch you at some bar bragging about stoning a dying dog, be sure there will be a major ass kicking coming your way. And as you pick your sorry ass up from the floor, be sure there will be the comment,

´´thats the damned funniest shit ive ever seen´´!

GOD SPEED YOU HOME GI.


regards,more then a million pet owners.
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so that in a nutshell, literaly is pretty much what my owners and their friends back in the states feel like. The reactions were not postive. And iam sure there might even me some negative feed back, thats fine .



NEWS.


Lets bring it up to date folks with some of the headlines that are grabbing attention more then bill Oreilly grabs female producers,,,,,





DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now the state of florida finaly gets the idea that perhaps the touch screen voting machines just arent a good thing and terrible at being acurate if a recount is needed. To late now for a few elections but its at least worth a mention as more and more sounds of POPS emerge from the that state. The sound? goverment officials pulling their heads from their assholes!




A case of Malki in the middle? http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/take-your-quarrels-elsewhere-bush-told/2007/02/01/1169919474255.html

remember to smile !!!
Chances are, its more mouth then action on malkis part. Hes gotta look the tough
guy non ass kisser i can do it without your help ´´psst´´ thanks for the troops , routine.


Yet Malki cant be running his trap to much or long otherwise he wont see this happening,, http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070201/pl_nm/iraq_bush_budget_dc





Ahhhh good old FEMA! http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Heckuva_job_FEMA_rejected_aid_for_0202.html
well, maybe the ´´jebbers´´ can pull something from his many connections to the whitehouse, ass. Because the goverment isint going to pay for those poor bastards.


Global warming? hurry fast foks before they all drown! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=433170&in_page_id=1770 But like some dude said on another blog, the only way for Bush to admitt to global warming is if a piece of ice fell off his mother!! (danke C from Maine)



Fridays blood count and rapidly rising,,,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10451




News from The House Of Murphy And CO!

Now that the plumber came out and alles klar in the kitchen, my owners are less stressed. There is no more sink phobia or faucet panic since the plumber came out,fixed what a moron plumber did . The flashlights have been put back to their usual resting places and not left on the kitchen counter to ´´check for leaks´´. I guess for some mini floods can freak ppl out?

besides the above, iam glad to report ´´the spoiler´´ is doing alot better and will make a full recovery from their slight trace of phemonia! less hacking and gagging now and they can take the stairs without the aid of a air pump rammed inside their nose. Its the weekend now so, iam sure its going to be slug city for em as they plop and pick thru the tv channlels on what winter sport to watch. Pretty much was a boring dull day. Well aside from the dog video ´´wasderface´´ saw lastnight. It botherd em bad all day at work and when they came home, they didint sleep well either.



FUNNIE TIME!!!!!!!

how much booze did he drink? http://www.break.com/index/drunk_vacuum_prank.html

water bombs? shes pissed! http://www.break.com/index/dropping_a_bag_of_water.html

NO BOOBS FOR YOU USA!http://www.break.com/superbowl2007/superbowl2007.html

BAIL OUT DUDE!! http://www.break.com/index/plane_overshoots_aircraft_carrier.html

Shower time, MEN vs GALS. http://www.break.com/index/how_to_shower_men_vs_women.html

MMAF!! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218122

Xnanax would help with this! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218126

COOL! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=218170

to bad some folks dont practise this more. http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=217945

and now its the time of the night where my owners kick me off the comp so they can like do some really boring stuff on it. Guess ill go fill it up at the food bowl and call it a night . The humans might have a late night snack, if so ill be there faster then the old congress when it came time to vote for a pay raise!! yeppers folks thats mighty fast. Hope you enjoyed the blog for tonight, and ill see ya here again tomorow night too if so.

Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And many thanks to the first responders who rescue ppl and pets lives! heros you guys and gals are. Oh and if i pissed some folks off over the dog video from iraq, well dont blame me, blame the morons who did the deed. And if you still think it was cool and saw nothing wrong in it,, then id bet your one of the few sick S.O.B.s that inhabit the earth. Remember sick human, what goes around comes around ;)

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Thursday, February 01, 2007


PUCK LOVE!

Now you ppl see what i gotta put up with here. Cain and his constant brotherly love stuff. Try having almost 26 pounds of puck snuggle next to you inside a wicker pet ball, made for only one cat. it can get quite claustrophobic!
On to the News making headlines for today! lets pick this articule to boot the blog,


Not even funny in any sence! http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=domesticNews&storyid=2007-02-01T181310Z_01_N31216023_RTRUKOC_0_US-SECURITY-BOSTON.xml&src=rss&rpc=22 EDDDIOTTSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my owners along with a few other millions, hope these two assclowns are fined and thrown in jail. Also their bosses who put em up to it. All that panic and tax money wasted for a fucking cartoon promotion? its sick.


http://www.nydailynews.com/front/breaking_news/story/493855p-415982c.html why yes, if i lived next to two tall buildings and almost 7 yrs later, saw large piles of steel laying around, id just ignore it too! what a bunch of morons who oversaw the clean up at ground zero. Not that my owners are a big rudy fan, but seems when he left office, so did any direction for the clean up over at ground zero.



Probe? more like shovel time thru mountains of shit that Bush and his crew hid things! Everyone involved in this probe should be handed one at the start.http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Conyers_How_badly_Bush_circumventing_Congress_0201.html



SURPRISE!!!http://thinkprogress.org/2007/02/01/cbo-iraq-escalation/ some one didint crunch those numbers quite acuralately now did they?



Wait a second,, i thought the iranians did it? now its not the case? http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Two_Iraqi_generals_suspected_of_complicity_0201.html



Not that it will matter who did it anyways, its just a countdown before the shit hits the fan over in iran.http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070131/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iran_war_cloudsif you listen closely, you can hear the sounds of dick cheney licking his lips like a dog,growling over a bone.




Meanwhile over in Europe, even putins telling these two potatoe brothers to shut up http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,463641,00.html In berlin, they are called the kartoffel bruders. both of the spud twins are right winger types. I think they are still pissed over russia and germany from 60+yrs ago?.


http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2204095.ece ahhh OLMIE! your troubles just follow you around like you stepped in dogshit huh? more corruption ?




Heres a tip for anyone looking for a nanny! dont hire one that worked in a russian netal natal ward! http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=2841142 Pretty sick folks, really. Not to mention it can be rather deadly for the infants too. EDDDIOTTTS!!!!.



While this next articule has not been seen on CNN or BBC just yet,untill there is more concrete proof, its not looking very good about what really took place in Najaf.http://www.antiwar.com/jamail/?articleid=10440 My owners are really hoping its not a case of ooops, sorry dudes!





BLAME CANADA!!!
This next story has probably alot of ppl crying about goverment interferance when it comes to private issues.http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6321363.stm It is still a freedom of religion in canada last time anyone looked, However, some are saying to save a life, its time to push that aside. I wont comment, let you folks make up your own mind with this story.





psst, hey whats that? looks like golden arches, lets go grab some grub why we do nothing!

http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,123789,00.html?ESRC=eb.nl Now my owners arent one for fences and all that shit, but when the national guard starts taking fire , they should be able to fire back, or at least protect themselfs and not become a sitting duck. But look at the lame duck that placed em there in the first place. Pretty sad and messed up too.




Look familiar? it should, its Barbaros Only real brother!
check out this articule for the fans of the beloved Barbaro. My owners are kind of worried that perhaps too much attention and demands might be placed on this unnamed horse as of yet, due to his bloodlines. Heres the link and enjoy.



NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY!!

Today the plumber came ! and even he was abit miffed as to why a valve was placed on the pipe under the kitchen sink. My owners told em what the other plumbers said and he scoffed at that idea. He told my owners, that they didint need to have that valve there, and took it off pronto. But there was a clog somewhere inside my owners pipes so he went back like some 25ft with that snake thing? cleaned it out good. The plumber dude also told my owners, that had that valve not been there, they would have noticed they had a clog when the sink stopped draining, but since the valve was put on, there is no warning and so, yeppers, the water drains out from the valve under the sink. Much to the surprise of many humans who dont look under the sink everytime they run the water!


The price wasint too bad, but at least now if the sink gets clogged, the humans can see it, and not feel it when their feet become soaking wet from water yanno?
Other then that , and the bad ass noise the snake thing made, today went good. The humans are home untill tuesday. No more dr appointments and having to run errands either for meds at the pharmacy. Oh and i nailed cain today. Iono i was hyper after the plumber left and well, decided to jump cain. caught em good too while he was napping Muahahahahahah. and the humans watched the Handball world championship finals in Köln tonight. Germany beat france :)!!!!
Good news too cause if they would have lost then they would have been out .
Next game is Germany VS poland in the finals. Heres hoping they can pull that off too :)!



ITS FUNNIE TIME!!!

EDDIOOTSS
How many times can he say the word F? and what a stupid SOB!
Even my owner drove one better at age five . http://www.break.com/index/how_not_to_flip_a_go_cart.html
For the alcoholics in your family,, http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=217613
Good but ´´wasderface ´´ is better. believe me folks! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=217331
if ya listen closely ya can hear the prop man squeezing the bottle to hard!
Alllllllllllllllrighty Humans. Its my time of the night to make sure iam first into the bedroom to snuggle next to ´´ The Spoiler´´ and if need be, keep puck off my side too!
Thanks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not. Iam sure i will talk to ya fine ppl again come tomorow. Till then, remember, when it comes to plumbers, always get a second opinion!
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Pavpertas omnivm artivm repertrix - Poverty [is the] inventor of all the arts necessity is the mother of invention
CIAO