My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Thursday, April 05, 2007


TAKE THE GOOD WITH THE BAD.


Greetings once again folks. Now that we all let out a sigh of relief with Irans release of the 15 brits, we can breathe easier knowing there wont be another war anytime soon. So welcome back to my view from the litter box and lets scope out other ongoings in the world today/night. This looks like a good one to start off with,,,,




More excellent health care for Vets.
Um, there really isint any words to describe what this man must have went thru . Talk about a botched operation? How can a doctor get it wrong and remove the wrong tissue? But then again, there was that story last yr of a man who had the wrong leg removed at a VA hospital too. I think this man is intitled to some major form of payment for his butchery. Is this the norm now for VA hospitals or just a one in a million miss up? Either way, the doctors should be repremanded for their actions. so much for any family planning!




The Lucky 15. or Oceans 15?
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/05/world/middleeast/05iran.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin
Now iam not saying it was right what iran did from the get go. But at least iran didint take revenge and do a prisoner abuse thing that happend in Iraq. Iam sure they could have taken pics depicting the 15 in underwear on thier heads, hooded and naked, stacked on top on another but it didint happen that way folks. If anything, the lucky 15 say they were treated ok. Of course their confessions were forced, such is the game of politics etc. Now that iran has released them, lets give these folks some breathing room and let them get back to normal(if thats possible)and let them be. Also, its not a wave to forget about Iran either and its quest to obtain Nuclear weapons. I think the talks between iran and britian should remain open and lets see where this can take the current tensions that linger from the west towards iran and vice versa!



Yo, George It stinks!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/05/world/middleeast/05weapons.html?ref=world
Olmie cant have it both ways! In a deal hammerd out by the states that made the US arab allies nations happy on both ends, Olmert is now saying no . Yet the weapons the US is wishing to sell the arab nations are the same type that Israel has and in a few cases, abit more new version. Thus this new objection has stalled the sales of arms to certian arab nations as washington goes over Olmerts list of complaints and determines the outcome, if any . Its a case of having your cake and eating it too? Some say yes, others say no. Its not going to make the situation in the mid east any more friendly if Olmert gets his way. On one hand , the deal was made to counter Irans desire to obtain nukes , on the other hand, it does lend more firepower to arabs, and that is what has Olmert in a huff. Well, if he can think of a better idea to safe guard his country, then by all means let the man come up with a plan to do so. As for the arabs,,??? I am sorry but how much more conceeding is worth another war?



Where did it all go to?
More news of unaccounted for spending spree in Iraq . Heres how it works. You hire a firm to replace a old firm to collect data as to what happend to 7.3 billion dollars in iraqs reconstruction. 2 yrs in to their contract and nearing the end of their contract, the firm says it was not given specific instructions as to what to look for about the missing money. in the meantime, that firm was being paid by the US goverment. And in the end? Still no money and no one knows where it went. Thats like hiring the blind to lead the blind on a unknown foot path! actually its the best racket every dreamed up. One where the MOB would be going´´´damn SOB now that was pretty smart, why didint we think of that´´! So just where is the money? Maybe they can hire another firm to look into the already 2 firms to find out. It smells like what it sounds like. Bullshit!




Have my ppl call your ppl ok?
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Rice_trying_to_dodge_hearing_on_0404.html
CON ON THE RUN? so say some , with her repeated lack of getting back to emails that wish to inquire what she knew during the yellow cake memo . Seems there was one letter missing among the 40 something she sent out regarding the iraq/niger issue. The letter was indeed turned over, but it has since been declined released sighting,,´´congressional correspondence´´ Since then the letter was released and this is the outcome´
´´A House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform staff member told RAW STORY that the Committee had just received the letter and was still evaluating whether or not it could be released.
RAW STORY reported last week on Rep. Waxman's request that Secretary of State Rice testify before his committee. The letter asked her to be ready to testify regarding "the Bush administration's claims that Iraq had sought uranium from Niger, White House treatment of classified information, the appointment of Ambassador Richard Jones as 'special coordinator' for Iraq, and other subjects."

Now i know planting seasons starts in may but I think condi is laying down the fertilizer a bit early dont you think?

One of my owners snuck inside one once.
Its true, one of my owners went inside one. Wont tell you where or how they managed but its pretty unreal to be inside a bunker from ww2! echo chamber galore, great acustics and alot of dust . But being from the states, a german bunker for them is like seeing something one can only see on a war movie. The smell of rust was rampant and it was pretty pugent too, but they went inside, flashlight in tow and were impressed!
Its a amazing thing actually and now germany might captialize on this and open some up for tourist who wish to do so . And it appears, there are alot of them too!. If you do managed to sneak inside, watch out for things laying around , they tend to trip you and dont use any stairs. Its been awhile since then and now and if the water damage was that bad they saw, its probably bad in other bunkers as well. Keep your eye out for any glimmer of sunlight, chances are, thats where the guards were and look for rusted gun mounts too. Oh and tetanas shot is a good idea prior!! Just dont get caught ;)~


The Blood Count In Iraq For Thursday,,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10769
Other news out there making headlines or headaches,,,

http://www.abcnews.go.com/WNT/story?id=3008821&page=1
mr. money bags!

http://rawstory.com/news/dpa/US_congressman_holds_talks_in_Damas_04052007.html
if bush wont , someones got to do it!

http://alternet.org/story/50120/
what else can you call them?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,475839,00.html
new laws are against human rights says this man.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/04/04/news/iraq.php
talking seems to be the new fad. will the US follow its trend?

http://www.gulf-daily-news.com/Story.asp?Article=176657&Sn=WORL&IssueID=30016
This is the last thing they need !!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/6529431.stm
tony says there was no deals made.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6528953.stm
another bird goes down in iraq. this makes 10 now?

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003567503
lets hope this is not the case. dammit!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070405/ap_on_re_eu/russia_chechnya
vald had faith in this man to restore order.
NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND co! nothing. i got sick 3 times lastnight, now i feel better. so with that,,,lets do the,,
MORONS ON TAPE?!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b1_1175643214
no comment, really or blogger might flag me!!!!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=588_1175669487
no comment , yep might get flagged!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d9_1175675624
what moron would try to out run cops with a boat attached to car?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6b_1175727551
one day he might get his butt kicked over this prank.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5fa_1175777184
check out this school movie from the 1950s! all gays were sick in the mind.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=076_1175752947
really smart!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=17c_1175718951
morons fighting over ??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6f_1175718508
more morons,,,,sighhhh

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b9_1175714297
ESPN addict?

http://www.break.com/index/dude_pulls_out_gun_in_elevator.html
elevator rage? holy moly!

http://www.break.com/index/dont_drink_and_powerwheel.html
drunks and little kids toy trucks dont mix well!

http://www.break.com/index/amazing_golf_pong_shots.html
love to golf but its raining outside? try this!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the_new_guy_prank.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome_bowling_trick_shot.html
cool bowling trick!
And with that, its my time to make my way to bed and get some snuggle time with´´the spoiler´´! Have a great good friday /passover/ if you dont swing that way, a happy friday . Talk to you folks again on monday and thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,,,or not!
Take care and dont forget Cains weekend edition tomorow :)
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Nil agit exemplum, litem quod lite resolvit - Not much worth is an example that solves one quarrel with another. (Horace)
CIAO!
Murphy von Bauer.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

HUMP DAY!!!


Greetings again folks and welcome back to my view from the litter box. News out there today/night has some folks doing cartwheels and others crying foul. Theres no middle i guess. So while your here, go grab some fav beverages and snacks. Lets start the blog off with,,,,,this.


a softer side? or told to shut up?
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/04/world/middleeast/04iran.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin UPDATE,http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6525905.stm While many may speculate as to why Iran suddenly pardoned the 15 brits it said had enterd its waters illegaly, Iam sure the familes of the 15 brits dont give a rats ass how it was done, just so long as they get their loved ones back. Some news outletts say it was prisoner exchange swap with the americans who were holding 5 iranaian diplomats it had detained since one month ago while operations in iraq took place. Others talk of money being offerd, although i find the later to be doubtfull. Either way, Iam sure the word to release the 15 came from Irans supream leader,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Leader_of_Iran that gave the final word. Perhaps they were rethinking the possiblities of detaining the 15 brits, as the military operations continued to build up and surround their country. Not to mention that even its friends, china and russia were backing away from Iran since the seizuer took place. Fearing the loss of these two powerfull friends, and facing even more isolation from the world, perhaps the grand leader said enough and handed the brits back.
Of course this might put a damper on presidents bush idea to invade Iran. Under what pretext now does he have? Theres far to many toy boats in a small body of water now with the build up in the gulf. All it takes is one misunderstanding and there goes the dynamite. Heres hoping such a case wont transpire and Bush learns from other nations that by talking and having a open channel , it can lead to better outcomes, then his previous actions of bomb em now and ask questions later. Heres to the 15 brits new found freedom and heres to talks and what it can solve in the world.!


Bad Nancy bad i say!
President Bush attempted to give Congress a dressing down regarding their proposal to end the US troops commitment in iraq by march 2008. How they can go about it is simple,, not approve anymore war budgets when Bush puts in a claim for another 100 million for spending on the war. But if you read the articule , it goes on to say this in regards to Bush bashing the dems over thier refusal to rubber stamp the war budget. ´´Democrats have argued that Mr. Bush made no such complaint last year when Congress, then held by Republicans, did not approve an emergency war spending measure until late spring. And the bill in the House, they said, would mandate that the president follow Pentagon policy limiting deployments and requiring a set period of rest between deployments — one year for the Army; 210 days for the Marines — or obtain waivers to ignore them.´´ So much for that claim President Bush.



a mixed blessing?
Due to the massive drowning of baby seal pups that are to weak to swim during their first weeks after birth, the Canadian Goverment has called off its anual seal hunt. Some might call it a mixed blessing. This time around Man didint slaughter them , mother nature, edged on with global warming got to them before the hunt could begin. Now my owners know of NO ONE that wears seal fur. Not now and not 30 yrs ago.
Estimates of the death had put some in the range of thousands of drowings. While some can see the seal hunt as some humans way of making a living, there has been a wide discusion on how its done. The most humane effort is to shoot the pups. However , there are some that use the club on them, often times not killing the pups, rather paralizing them or they slowly bleed to death. Its not humane folks. If this hunt must go on, then for the love of nature, use something fast and quick. not a fucking club that at times just starves off death on the seal pups, but leads to a long drawn out death. The Humane society has sighted case of some pups still alive when being skinned for their fur.
Just where is the fur going to? do some digging and you might be surpised!



Giving it a shot?
As i was saying from the above story, about having talks with nations that dont see eye to eye on america, Now bush is reading speaker of the house a riot act due to her travel to syria to meet with its leader. Bushs problem is that he just does not talk period. His bubble consist of ppl who fact gather info and intell for him and from there he makes his mind up as to what nations he will shun. However it was ok when a few republicans went to syria to speak with President Bashar Al-Assad .That was ok , but for a democrat to visit? its bad bad i say. Perhaps Bush is afraid that by other ppl doing what hes incapable of doing, might lead to change and progress. Progress that does not require war .
More and more leaders of other nations have paid visits to the mid east and the mid east leaders have welcomed this. Maybe since bush took office, ppl are just tired of his cowboy style way of dealing with ´´threats´´ and are looking forward to open minded ppl to talk to and in the end , find a solution that Bush wouldint or couldint think of. Rich and over inflated egos make for a deadly combination in the this world, as the iraq war rages on .And we all saw how well Bush claims and non talks worked out for iraq right?



They say 2007 is the yr for these again.
While the experts got it wrong last yr as the yr of hurricanes to pound the world, it was not the case. This yr however, using more improved scientific data, experts are now saying that its going to be the yr of massive storms that will visit the alantic, part of mexico and the gulf waters. They agree that there a probability that two storms with the strenght of rita, will reach the states coastal areas. Now the big question remains,, are we perpared? Look at the bad planning and piss poor reaction time FEMA did in 2005 when Katrina slammed into the gulf states.
Heres hoping that , should the experts be correct, ppl are more prepared, and get out of the storms path. For those that cannot, the states goverment responds and has some form of transportation ready . And let ppl bring their pets . Some ppl stayed behind when katrina hit when they were told, they had to leave their pets behind. NY had better prepare itself. Water temps have risen in recent yrs making it a prime target for a hurricane to form and hit.

The Blood Count In Iraq For Wednesday,,
Other news out there making headlines and headaches,,

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Larry_Johnson_responds_to_McCains_Baghdad_0403.html Mccain gets slammed for his public display of photo op.


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Massive_security_contractor_faces_growing_protest_0403.html blackwaters private camp deal.


http://alternet.org/mediaculture/50073/
white power?


http://www.nbc4.com/news/11516096/detail.html
Rove gets his easter eggs early!


http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,475520,00.html
floating time bombs in the baltic sea!!


http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,475686,00.html
talk with the taliban? some say its not a bad idea.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070403/D8O9CS6G0.html
this idea of talks is good many say.


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Analysts_US_strategy_on_Iran_may_0403.html
backfired? well if valerie pflame was still around, maybe not!


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_re_au_an/south_pacific_tsunami
slow aid relief?


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070404/ap_on_re_as/koreas_nuclear
missing the dealine.
NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND co!
Not much. The humans were happy as iam sure the world was when Iran pardoned the 15 brits and will release them tomorow. Some where iam sure dick cheney is pounding his desk mutter words like DAMNIT my plans are ruined now!
as one fellow put it on another blog, watch cheney demand the whitehouse menu be changed from English muffins to ´´freedom muffins´´! And the humans are getting ready to celebrate good friday too. last min shopping etc. Also, theres a veryy strong smell coming from the house next to mine. It smells like chemicals with oranges? either way its giving one of owners a headache, the other asthma attacks and me,, i barfed 3 times tonight. I really hate to think that a neighbor has a meth lab! But how would i know,, i never smelt the shit befour nor know anyone whos a ice head either. Just wish the smell would go away. And no, they didint paint the house or have a new driveway put in either. So with that its that time where we do the ,,,

MORONS ON TAPE?!!!!




http://www.break.com/index/live_stunt_gone_bad.html
LIVE ON THE AIR


http://www.break.com/redline/destroying_a_porsche_carrerra_gt.html
death of a porsche.


http://www.break.com/index/painting_the_mona_lisa_in_ms_paint3.html
for microsoft paint freaks, this ones for you!


http://www.break.com/index/balls_of_steel_militant_black_guy.html
MMAF!! this guys crazy nuts funny.


http://www.break.com/index/amazing_french_beatboxer_part3.html
Hes bacccccccccccccccck! still as good as ever too.


http://www.break.com/index/dump_truck_tips_over_and_crushes_itself.html
omg, now thats really having a bad day!


http://www.break.com/index/throw_the_jew_down_the_well_263868.html
great spoof on Mel gibson , the bigmouth drunk!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=265090
a duck feeding fish? yes.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1fb_1175661045
Um,,,,,ok then!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4de_1175658757
Bill hicks and his war on drugs!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2af_1175657552
more Bill Hicks.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b3_1175644573
avoid using these with water balloons around!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=748_1175643819
walmart shoppers,, ahh what nice little lab rats they became.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e2_1175641421
ppl acting like assholes over??


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ace_1175627289
DAMN!!!




So, with that, i have to bid you a fine night and good evening . Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,, or not! Take care folks and remember, 2 more days for friday to come. Talk to you folks come again tomorow. Till then be good and be good at it.
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,Malum quidem nullum esse sine aliquo bono - There is, to be sure, no evil without something good. (Pliny the Elder)
CIAO!
Murphy von Bauer.


Tuesday, April 03, 2007


WHAT A VIEW FROM ABOVE!


Greetings again folks . Its tuesday , the weather here is blah. Grey overcast and nipply too. Theres some news out there making or breaking ppls careers . Other news is too with less effect. So Lets paw thru it and see what we can find. This looks like a good one to start with,,,




Aint it a beauty?
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/03/washington/03scotus.html?_r=1&th=&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&emc=th&adxnnlx=1175598218-q6u/h1w/dE0OmgJJIWmpow
I had to wonder how President Bush felt when the courts handed down this decision? Of course CJ roberts and scallia voted against it. As bushie loyalist, they would never dream about whats good for the country, only whats good for themselfs and their politcal party stance. But since the vote stands as it is, which iam sure alot of ppl are happy about, its time for the automakers to get with the program. A majority of ppl cannot afford a gas sucking SUV or mini van. Compared to the cars over there and here, its a huge differance in emision standards and fuel efficent too. When ´´the spoiler´´went to the states back in 2001, they rented a car that was labled sub compact, as the car company they rented from said they didint have any compacts. Turns out the idea of subcompact was a chevy monte carlo.! The trunk alone was the size of a small sofa, and the back seat ? imagine a couch. Regardless, most are happy with the courts decision so lets see what else comes up for the courts to decide on that go against bush and his policys.



News outletts across the nation and globe were on this story like white on rice. Interview after interview of Iraqi merchants pretty much all said the same. When Sen. John Mccain visited outside the green zone, he was pretty much equiped with a whole military company! Eye witness´s report Mccain being surrounded by army personel, wearing a flak jacket and helmet, and with helicopters flying over head and US snipers on the roof tops to look for any trouble, it was not your ordinary walk thru baghdad! Some were even disgusted , claiming Mccain made a mockery of it all, uttering words in half assed arbic and smiling for photo ops too.
During a press meeting later, one iraqi reporter called Mccain on his allegations that it was perfectly safe to walk down baghdad.
Mccains responce was ´´sir what i said, what i said, was, that progress is being made,,,,,´´ No you didint johnny, you said it was perfectly safe to take a stroll in parts of baghdad. Iam sure it is johnny, if you have a entire military company following you around, streets blocked off and snipers on the roofs and air support looking for any trouble. But johnny, the average iraqi does not have this and are subjected to constant bombings on a daily basis. And more then just one car bomb a day too, as The first lady brilliantly said on the larry king show a few weeks back. Mccains a photo op man. and one hell of a bullshit artist too. Its enough to make some sick!



Even civilians can be detained.
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,471392,00.html
Seems even civilians can be detained if they strand into irans waters. Such is the case of this man , who while on vacation, found his rental boat had driffted into irans water and was seized and detained for almost 16 months. His skipper a frenchman , was later released. However the iranians gave Klien a 18 month long prison sentence.
News has come that klien is being let out of prison and is awaiting a exit visa from iran. At first, the Iranians were going to use Kleins case against the german goverment for their conviction of a man who shot dead 4 iran/kurds in a berlin eatery. The shooter was iranian, and the German goverment convicted him in 1997 saying the shootings were in retaliation for 4 dead opposed to Irans goverment. The german goverment also said that they believed the killings were ok-ed by the highest leaders in Tehran. So, as his family awaits for klein to receive his exit visa, all eyes remain on iran and if Kleins safe return happens as promised.

16 words,,thats all it took.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/02/AR2007040201777.html?hpid%3Dtopnews&sub=AR
This is a must read!!! All it would have taken anyone involved with the fake letter regarding the yellow cake and saddam , was to search the internet and find out the leads , that lead to nowhere. In the above articule it goes on to describe in detail about a reporter who smelled something afoul after GW bush gave his SOTU address and used those infamous 16 words. Words that led the US to invade Iraq and its lies it used to defend Bush descision to do so. Folks the man lied, pure and simple. Theres no other way around it. Read the articule ,, and then do some digging. Why the hell members of congress didint do that is a good question, even the democrats didint bother to sniff out some missing clues as to who, what where when and why!
So they all sat on their lazy ass´´s , not bothering to double check the facts , and voted for war. Prior to that, when Bush didint get joe wilsons full ´´i believe you´´ investigated report he filed, why the whitehouse let the facts out about his wife valerie pflame , who was then a CIA undercover operative. She was working on Iran and its desire to obtain WMD . So not only did Bush lie he also took out a important CIA operative in the field who was doing some mighty intence intell work. Why Congress isint starting Impeachment proceedings is beyond anyones idea. Lying to congress, outing a CIA agent and invading a country based on lies. All clinton did, was nothing compared to what bush did and continues to do so to this day.

Hurry and get yours too!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/02/AR2007040201469.html
Recently during a convo , ´´wasderface´´ was having with ther dad via the phone, dad told them,, ´´given what the states are like today its always a good idea to have a passport on hand and some money stashed away in case you have to flee for your life´´! This coming from a man in his mid 60s too. Even his mother all of 90 plus yrs now has a passport . Long before the new rules went into effect regarding the canadian border checks etc. Iam sure the articule above isint really due to that canadian effect.
I think more and more ppl are obtaining passports, given the current state the US is in. The US passport program says it due to the new rules regarding travel laws. Um no. Its do to the fact that america is starting to teeter towards nationalist ideas and values. First it was the gays they bashed, then the mexicans, now its anyones guess who will make the list the US goverment will use to instill fear and hate in the minds of its ppl. Prior to that, you were labeld unpatriotic if you didint agree with the iraq war, a terrorist lover, etc. Who else is left for the right to bash on ? I mean, Rush limbaugh already took aim at Michael J fox and his parkinson disease. And believe it or not, some folks agreed with Rush.

The bloodcount in Iraq for tuesday,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10759
other news out there making headlines or headaches,,,

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6520665.stm
musharraf did it again. what a guy!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/6521295.stm
Fast. Wonder how they drink while on board it?


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Rosie_pledges_allegiance_to_seeking_911_0402.html
rosie wants the truth. So far the donald has not said anything.

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Historian_sheds_light_on_Kissinger_Presidency_0402.html Nixon and his opinion on newspapers.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,475386,00.html
more threats if germany does not withdraw.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,475381,00.html
airbus finds a friend in the states?!

http://www.reuters.com/article/email/idUSCOL25181720070402
after Mccain left, the snipers came back.

http://alternet.org/rights/50039/
the pink pistols arm up!
NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND co.! nothing it was a boring day. and cain jumped in the shower with ´´wasderface´´ ! dont ask me why, the cats not all there. He just kind of hung out on the ledge inside and watched , making sure he was safe from the shower noozle. Afterwards, he brushed up against their legs as they were drying off. SMART! talk about massive hairy legs! ICKY!!! so thats it from the news here. with that i think its that time for,,,,,
MORONS ON TAPE?!!!

http://www.break.com/index/biker_vs_truck.html
Holy ,,,,! that had to be fake, i hope.

http://www.break.com/index/the_sopranos_in_seven_minutes.html
for soprano fans MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/index/this_kid_is_like_spiderman.html
spider man indeed, sorry for the swearing in the vid.


http://www.break.com/index/dell_tech_support_moron.html
Dell support hotline,,,it says it all pretty much.


http://www.break.com/index/terminator_vs_robocop.html
pretty cool editing .


http://www.break.com/index/low_flying_helicopter_hits_car.html
jr pilot? id like to hope so!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b8b_1175543771
amazing flying skills!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f6_1175588071
beer theifs! not a wise idea in this mans store.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=19c_1175584797
for the drunk streakers out there, this could be your fate!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14c_1175583179
i stopped counting after 15 times. The cops asked him how many times?


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTE4ODY0fDgwNA%3D%3D
jumping the house! Pretty cool. and it didint break.


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NTAyNjAy&tl=1&cat=0
more animal out takes.


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NTAyMzcw
lucky cat !


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NTAyMzQ4
dogs,,,,


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTM5NzgwfDUwMjIxMg%3D%3D
fall and blat! boy , think hes spoiled?
Thats my view from the litter box! Hope you folks had a great time here and thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,, or not! Talk to you come Humpday! Till then enjoy whats left of tuesday and look forward to friday getting closer and closer.
My parting comments,,
WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito - Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them
CIAO!
Murphy von Bauer.

Monday, April 02, 2007


Rabbits, laptops riots and speeding tickets oh my!

Greetings again folks and welcome back to my view from the litter box! Monday has come , snuck up behind us when we still were in saterday mode. Lot of news out there today/night. The above caption below my pic kind of gives you a idea of it. So lets not waste time reading my hellos, and just jump in the mix. I think this is a good one to start off the blog with,,

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/02/world/middleeast/02qaeda.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin Like NATO was trying to tell president and anyone in washington that would listen, they needed help two yrs ago with more men, more troops, more equitment etc. It all fell on deaf ears and today we have the current rise on the taliban. Its beefed up its attacks and has become more advance with its choice of weapons used. Now after the failed attempt to lob a rocket when VP cheney was visiting afgahnastian, are folks waking up. However, The taliban got smart and now runs its camps and is located in pakitstian, of the talibanstian as some are now calling it. With no way for NATO forces to enter this area, due to Musharraf refusal to allow such, the taliban has their hideaway safey secured and theres not a damn thing any one can do about it, or would do about it due musharrafs recent falling out with some of his own ppl. Great job in washington. You were busy fighting em over in iraq and let your guard down in afgahnastian.




1979 again?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/01/AR2007040100902.html
Both if my owners remember when the US embasy was seized in 1979. Every tv news outlet the big 3 back then, coverd it non stop untill the irainians made their demands known. Back in NYC, iranians were marching in the streets protesting against the USA and my owners remember some man from the sidewalk, run up and punch the Iranian student in the face. He fell, cried, blood poured from his nose, but the cops or anyone else watching didint do anything. In yesterdays demostration in front of the British embassy it reminded my owners all over again of 1979. With chants like death to British and death to america, its not really winning the heart and minds of other nations who see this on tv. Its more like, turning the tide away from irans claims the brits invaded their water and more and more ppl are thinking iran seized the 15 brits illegaly. The same chants were used in 1979 back then too, it didint help iran then and it wont now.



PLEASE SPEED WHEN THERE!
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-04-01-new-orleans-judge_N.htm
my owners were floored after reading this. Seems that in New orleans, the public defenders office is paid with revenues made from parking /speeding tickets issued across the state. And now with little folks there and the police force slimed down and mostly on foot patrol, that dried up the public defenders office money. So currently there are still ppl sitting in jail there, who do not have proper represtaton for their court appearance/charges. Now a judge has had it and will make a decision to throw out cases due to such , unless he can find some other way for the folks to have representation . So while your in New Orleans, should you visit, SPEED and help a poor bastid still sitting in jail down there. Some of the charges are so minor its making the court system a joke.




The water weatherman?
http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/2007-04-01-iran-uk_N.htm
Id say that if Iran was attempting to degrade and humilate the 15 brits and the british goverment by having the 15 brits doing a version of water way weather, it worked! ok so iran now has their confessions, which they wanted. They still want a offical apologie from Tony Blair, but thats not going to happen. So what to do now? probably use the admissions of guilt and build a case against the 15 brits for court. Tony might have to swallow a sour taste and offer a apology, otherwise, if it goes to courts, the charges for such are severe. Theres no other way around it. Aside from attempting a Jimmy carter type operation to rescue them( which failed for the US embassy folks) Tony has to admitt guilt to get his men back. Or launch military assults. For the sake of more blood shed, just say sorry tony and get on with it already.




Were having a party,,,,
http://haaretz.com/hasen/spages/844643.html
Olmies throwing a party and has invited all of the arab nations leaders to come. Think they will? Olmie wants more talk among his arab neighbors ,yet he still wont let any palestien back into certian parts of iseral. So what kind of party will this be? Bring your own demands? And angie merkle was on visit to Olmie as well.
Wonder what they talked about behind closed doors? Keep your eye on this and see who sends back their RSVP to Olmie for attendance to his invite. I dont think Iran was on the list,,,,,




This is rather hard to lose.
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/National_Nuclear_Security_Agency_cant_account_0401.html My owners have 3 laptops. 2 work, one sort of if you play with the power plug. They have went on vaction with one, took one to work with them, brought one to freinds homes, left one in the trunk of the car for 2 days and left one with the repair man. Never once did they lose one of them. How in the hell can 20 laptops containing highly important information regarding nuclear technology just vanish into thin air? But so says the above story regarding such. Its nice to know that a goverment run adgency cannot account for its own sensitve information. So much for the security there, and the morons who work there who lost their laptops. This is the type of bungled shit that needs to be cleaned up. God forbid any of that information from the missing laptops turns up in the wrong hands. Heres hoping the laptops have a self destruct program built inside if a password is wrongly punched in after several times. And a GPS locater too might help with finding them. MORONS!!!





NO BUNNIES FOR YOU!!!
http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,475218,00.html
North Korean will not be getting anymore hassenpheffer from this man! He claims that he sent some german grays giant rabbits to North korea as part of a test to help raise the rabbits for food to feed north koreas ppl. Since the arrival of the rabbits, hes tried to make contact with N. korea to visit the country and help them set up pens and tips on breeding etc. But over and over again,N.korea has come up with one excuse after another ,putting off his request . Now The man is convince the rabbits were eaten by N.koreas goverment officals . So he ended his program to send anymore . Hes gotten other offers from other nations, US being one of them, and hes working on those. After reading the story all i can invison is Kim jong rubbing his stubby little hands togeather when presented one for dinner.



Other news making headlines and headaches are as follows.


http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/04/01/asia/AS-GEN-Japan-Iraq-Kissinger.php
Henry says no way win in iraq?

http://today.reuters.com/news/articlenews.aspx?type=topNews&storyid=2007-04-02T065404Z_01_T204841_RTRUKOC_0_US-QUAKE-PACIFIC.xml&src=rss&rpc=22
and does anyone care?

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Israel_PM_denies_plotting_with_US_a_04012007.html
Olmie says no way to war.

http://rawstory.com/news/dpa/Seven_Iraqis_killed_100_wounded_in__04022007.html
didint cain say this was a bad idea? looks like he was right !

http://www.spacewar.com/reports/Raining_On_The_ABM_Parade_999.html
oh thats "§$%&/( smart!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6518319.stm
another dead man walking ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6516927.stm
drag queens on eurovision song contest? haha what ppl argue about is amazing.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/02/clinton.money.ap/index.html
Hillarys loaded bigtime.




The blood count in iraq for Monday,,,http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10755









NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND co. Well the humans went to go shave cain, but looks like the hair clippers they bought were not made for hair knots. They decide to not attempt using that on cain. God forbid it got snagged! the horror to think such. I admitt iam not keen on cain sometimes but i wouldint want that to happen to em. So the humans spent 50 mins using a cat comb and brush and worked thru the billy idol spikes he has on his back. They removed 3 of em and with 3 more to go. Cains patient . I had to indure something like, last yr and i bit and clawed when the humans pulled alittle to hard. All cain does is whip his head around and give em the ´´eye´´! which means ´´i know you mean well and yes its ok but pull that hard again and well i will claw the shit out of your hand haha ok´? Hes looking alot better . But ´´wasderface´´ paid for it all night and today with sneezing fits and massive blowing of the nose too. Other then that, things here are running along at a nice pace that i can deal with. So with that, shall we move on to the,,,

MORONS ON TAPE ?!!!



http://www.break.com/index/kid_faceplants_into_wall.html
fitness balls, avoid them at all costs!


http://www.break.com/index/pacman_jones_on_trial.html
pacmans a gangsta? MMAF!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263381
Owned and ouch too:


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263461
No wonder dan gets kicked out of his house! EDDIOTT


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263344
SOME SERIOUS ISSUES!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263392
bigmouth grace gets told off!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263329
i wouldint let el puppy that close to my throat!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263203
dumb owner! cool cat too.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=263266
ice skating at its worst, OUCHIE


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=379_1175468159
hes pretty good!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad4_1173350706
close but not enough.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da3_1173313313
MMAF!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=615_1173299759
MMAF!! boy she can run fast .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a08_1172685778
oh my is she quite the dumb blonde!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=932_1172114757
might be true?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51b5c_4907
a drunk elephant? and more




And with that, iam outta here! Thanks folks for stopping on down and reading my blog,, or not! Have a rad remainder of monday. Hope it went well. And i shall talk to you fine folks come again tomorow. Bring a friend, bring some fav beverages and lose yourself in My view from the litter box!

Take care and remember

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Aegroto, dum anima est, spes esse dicitur - It is said that for a sick man, there is hope as long as there is life


CIAO!

Murphy von Bauer!!


Sunday, April 01, 2007


THE WEEKEND EDITION !!!




Hiya Folks how are you doing? good iam glad to hear it. Heres to a nice palm sunday to you if you swing that way, if not, happy sunday . News out consist of alot of hindight, and moving folks back to their orignal place of origin. And of course some boxing highlights from last nights non title match .



so lets get it started with this,





Whos sorry now?
Why is it that everytime a moron who once worked with president bush, comes forward with a sob story about how they are sorry they did? Have they not watched the news and read countless stories about other ppl getting screwed by the republicans and its repeated so called family value system? Now suddenly this man comes out and admitts he was mislead by Bush and is regretting working for him. Yeah well buddy so are we. Due to your working with bush, it ensured the ppl of the states and the world , have to put up with Bush untill his term is up. You know what can happend between then and now? EDDDIOT!



End ghetto talk?
Ahh Newt. The portly one is on a comeback trail and this time around he aims to end ghetto talk! Now this, coming from a man who asked his wife for divorce while she was ill with cancer, really has not acknowledge his half sister for being lesbian, now comes out swinging his tune to the delight of republican housewifes. Iam sure Newt that , inner city kids might have spoken better had maybe your party not cut funding for everything under the sun that wasint to better your party or your political gain. Whats his plan? appeal to his party and warn them about how spanish is bad for kids to learn, and ppl must speak english in the states and for the goverment to stop making voting ballots with non english versions. Thats good newt, and when the voters go to the polls and say they are fresh from english classes, and still cant figure out how to vote for you, thank yourself for it. And probably kiss goodbye the latino votes too.
Newt, you might want to check the states high schools and be alarmed at the rising rate of students who cant pass a english exam, nor read at the grade level they are in. Then get back to us ok?





http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2007-03-31-tal-bombing_N.htm
This one has to make Turkey wonder what the states are doing . Move these folks back to their original land is right of course, but given the current state of sad affairs Iraq is in now, might this bring more blood shed? I dont think the turks are going to be to damn happy to see these folks so close to their boarders and reconstructing thier little home slice of happyness either. One or the two is going to have a head on collision with the other and Opps,, another war within a war. Plus theres that pesky armenian genocide thing, that is once again being debated in the house , to see if it gets passed . If so then It would mean that The US goverment recongizes the genocide of armenians by the turks in 1916- 1926
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirkuk good read here about the origins of kirkuk and its ppl.






Alot of folks here , germans, say , that they dont know any jewish ppl. NONE! In the above articule it goes on to detail the slow and steady jewish ppl returning to germany . Berlin is the place for many. Dresden as well. Here , none. One of my owners is from the states and they knew alot of jews, went to school with em, friends with them etc. The other owner i have has never met one and isint familar with hanaka or anything jewish. Its prety sad when the only lessons they learned were from renting the dvd yentle!
Heres hoping there is no nasty welcome by skins heads or any other ppl of various religions greet the new arrivals. Germanys cracked down tight on folks that like to publicaly display images of hate and make speeches to suggest harm to another due to religion , among other things. Its a small start yes, but at least its a start. Plus it sends a message to other nations to embrace the future as the past is something that cannot be changed, but ppl can learn from and never repeat it again.




As i was saying on the other articule, about ppl learning from the past and embracing the future and learning from past mistakes. This story here, isint going to be one of them. Aside from bribes, Irans holding those 15 brits like poker cards at hold em high poker game and they have a royal flush, and isint handing them back. I think this is one delicate balancing act that has to be taken with extream caution and care. No quick rush to ignore or offend either team. And clearly not a strike against the other countries be it military or private nut cases planting bombs either. Work the route of diplmacy like mad.
Bargin, trade, make gestures for both sides and yes, conduct a investigation just like china did when it made a crew of US pilots land its aircraft after migs intercepted it in 20001. China claimed the same thing, violated its air space, however this time its water ways.
Lets not do a Olmert from israel thing here and invade a country for captured soldiers. We saw how well that turned out last summer . Oh and china did release the airman, but the aircraft they kept. Win some lose some, at least no war broke out over it.








looks like big brother wants a spare set of keys! can you imagine the balls of the US goverment to ask for the keys to the internet? thats like giving a little kid the remote control. They press every channel possible to ´´look ´´ for something to watch. Come on folks, this is really just a rouge attempt to monitor and control what ppl read, watch see and do on the net. Although iam sure Albert Gonzales will say its to crack down on porn . Right albert. You can cant recall anything these days, so that theory is shot of the water. If this goes thru, kiss goodbye blogs, and kiss goodbye the internet as we know it now.



Snoop tells Bill Orielly off .
saw this crooks&liars websight. they got it from youtube. of course this was said not in the US, but in holland on a talk show.



Fight the Good Fight.
my owners watched this fight lastnight and were impressed! Both of these men are 43 yrs of age and have more Ummpf then folks in their mid 30s. Great fight. Virgil slipped 3 times , the third time he managed to slam his right eye into the chin of Maske´s and opened it up like a can of tuna. One point deducted say the rules if a boxer gets hurt by accident , on the other team. With his eye bleeding and id say, oh the late 7th round, Maske, found his punches landing their target and opened up Hills eye even more. Its brutal yes, but thats the name of the game, use the opponents weakness and wail the shit out of it. Maske did and 3 times the ref asked if virgil wanted to stop the fight. Virgil said no and so the fight saw its 12th round with a blaze of glory for Maske! He won the non title fight and heres hoping he askes for a title fight with Virgil hill again, to get back the belt he lost to him ten yrs ago. CONGRATS HENRY MASKE!!!
The blood count in iraq, for sunday,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10752

other news out there for you folks to check into,, last time i checked,
NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!! , theres none. well there is but let murphy tell you tomorow :) till then its that time once again for,

VICTIMS OF VIDEO !!!!






http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NTAxOTZ8NTI%3D
pretty amazing jumping skills, and quite ballsy too!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MjA2NDJ8NDkyMjAw&tl=1&cat=0
why moo juice is good for you


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=Mjg4NzQwfDQ5MDc2Mg%3D%3D&tl=2&cat=0
miss piggy sings the love song


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MzE0OTQ4fDQ5MjE5Mg%3D%3D&tl=1&cat=0
no hankie? no problem,,,,ugh


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MTQ2ODM0fDQ5MTU3Mg%3D%3D&cat=4
long before he was PICKED to become president, George was picking this! MMAF!!!!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MzExMDgyfDQ5MDc5NA%3D%3D&cat=4
animal outakes.


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NDkwMTM2&cat=4
OMG! kind of on the sick humor side.


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=Mzg4NDM4fDQ5MDE0Ng%3D%3D&cat=4
MMAF!!


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NDkwMDk0&cat=4
think its his idea of asking for a divorce?


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NDkwMDgw&cat=4
porch swings and why to avoid them.


http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=NDc1NTJ8NDkwMDky&cat=4
think dad will be talked into something like again? poor man,



http://www.break.com/index/rosie_odonnell_is_a_big_fat_idiot2.html
rosie speaks,, wonder how long before the donald gets in on this?


http://www.break.com/index/girl_in_lingerie_beats_up_guy.html
when models fight? ahem,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262499
how to punish a bad dryer!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262492
MMAF bush made a new word the other day!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262744
beware beer attached to fish line


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262573
bodie miller hes not, Ouchie!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262502
fire players.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262629
oops, wonder how long before someone noticed?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262490
dont even ask how,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=262423
what a f...ed up family! so much for the babysitter!
ALLLLLLrighty! Thats been my weekend edition for this weekend. Heres hoping you come back tomorow for murphy and his view from the litter box. Thanks folks for stopping in and having a read or a laugh. Talk with you come again this friday!!!! Till then, mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, Heros you guys and gals are! Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world too.
Have a good work week and dont punch the boss!
REGARDS,,,,
MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.