My View From The Litter Box!

Friday, June 15, 2007

´´sure is a long way down huh´´?
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´´yeah, kinda wondering what its going to be like when i take my first solo flight´´
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´´Knowing your skills,youll probably end up crashing into those bushes down below´´
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´´thanks for the support bud´´
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´´anytime my man anytime´´

´´what time did mom and dad leave´´?
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´´around 5 something i think, i was kinda still alseep´´
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´´hope they get back soon, iam starving bigtime´´
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´´your azz is always hungry dude, maybe if you chewed your food you wouldint be so hungry 24/7´´
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´´tried that and didint like it´´

´´windy out this morning, back of your head looks like a toilet brush´´
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´´yeah well yours looks the same only one thats been used´´
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´´pecker´´
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´´whatever´´.

´´think the ppl in those houses are awake´´?
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´´yeah i saw one of em use the toilet already, man i love my eagle eyes´´
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´´true, lastnight i saw one of those folks in that house over there walk nakey around the place, it hurt my eyes dude really´´
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´´yeah i guess some humans really should keep thier clothes on no doubt´´

´´think those folks are leaving for work´´
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´´or ran out of milk and are heading to the quickie mart´´
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´´man,, wish mom and dad would come back here soon, talking of milk and quickie marts make me think of food´´
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´´i wouldint eat half the crap they sell from quickie marts dude, that shit will kill ya in the long run´´
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´´true, i think a fresh trout from the lake beats any little debbie snack cakes´´!

´´maybe ill get lucky and find another bug to chow down on´´
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´´haha, doubtfull.´´
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´´well while you doubt ill still look for one and i aint sharing it either´´

´´oh now your looking ? thought it was doubtfull´´?
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´´when you get to my age , ya take no chances yanno?´´
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´´dude your two days older then me´´
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´´exactualy´´!

´´see anything´´?
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´´looks like a large ant, gulp,, yep, its a ant alright´´
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´´bastid! that was mine´´
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´´was, being the operative word here yes´´

´´ahhhh think ill lay back down and avoid the winds now that i had a snack´´
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´´i know ill find one too,, give me time , ya cant always be so lucky´´
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´´happy searching´´!
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´´azz´´!

´´well? did ya find anything yet?´´
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´´shhhhhhhh iam stalking something´´
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´´GET IT´´!

´´Yo, dude , dont fall out of the damn tree!!! a bug isint worth your life´´
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´´relax, only way iam leaving this nest is if you push me or i fly from it´´
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´´Now theres a idea i didint ponder yet ´´!
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´´you aint right in the head man,, really.´´

´´maybe if i make some noises mom and dad will come back sooner with our breakfast´´
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´´knock yourself out dude if you think it will help your situation´´
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´´anything beats this convo right about now´´!
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´´ eat it ´´!

´´pretty sure jumping up and down isint going to make mom or dad come back sooner´´
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´´ahhh its great to streatch these works, you should try it´´
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´´already did when you were still napping´´
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´´oh´´
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´´umm hmmm´´

´´move over bud, iam coming in next to ya, mind if we leach body heat from one another´´
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´´As if i had a choice in this matter,, sure slide in, but keep your wings off me´´
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´´only if you promise to stop snoring´´
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´´ like i snore pleaseeeeeeee´´
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´´dude your snore sounds like a detriot diesel coming down the tracks´´

´´iam hungry!´´
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´´If you say that one more time i will peck your head´´
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´´ like i said,, once a pecker head alway a pecker head´´
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´´Shut up and go to sleep,, and if ya want you snuggle closer´´
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´´cold´´´?
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´´yes´´
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´´me too, ok better, i wake ya when mom and dad come back´´
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´´thanks bro´´
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´´Zzzzzzzzzzz´´
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´´sighhhhhhh lazy coconut´´
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( and all was well in the nest thereafter!)

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! from stormy germany.

Hiya folks and welcome back to another MVFTLB weekend style. Lots of news out there today. From here the news is thunderstorms and some very bad blitz shows. I cant remember the last time i saw clear blue skies here :( But enough of my gripes, lets check whats going on in the world today.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=3281714&page=1
from crtitcal flaw to partial power, either way this ISS has lots of ppl talking and blaming too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6757329.stm
Let the surge begin. So now its officialy on they say. ok but what about,,,,,,,Never mind!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,488875,00.html
slave workers charges against a policeman!! seems everyones out to cash in.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,488843,00.html
when the military and the goverment start fighting, its not a very good sign for the politcal process.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,488766,00.html
did you ever thought you would see the day where the USA and Israel would support fatah?

http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunherald.com%2F218%2Fv-print%2Fstory%2F77475.html
pretty sad when a US city has to turn to other countries for money aid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/15/savage-cspan/
c-span had some troubles it seems. love the memo in this one. but what do we expcet?

http://alternet.org/audits/54184/
The NAU explained fully.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_fighter_crash
the air force loses a f-16 in Iraq. no word on the pilot. Great for moral .

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_iraq
Gen. Pace wont quit the race. What to do now Bush?

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2659712.ece
How the Gaza crisis affects us all.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/15/america/visa.php
if the new congress passes this, then stick the usa up thier ass! and iam sure the tourist bizz folks will be happy as well.

http://www.knbc.com/news/13511662/detail.html?dl=mainclick
another nut case on the lose with a gun. this makes how many sniper stories now? 2?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_us/slaughtered_dolphins
only scumbags can do something like this. Turn the sick bastid in if you have any information!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/colombia_gay_rights
the only latin american country too give gays the same rights as the straights.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/06/15/florida.missing.woman/index.html
ATTENTION USA readers,, have you seen this woman?

http://alternet.org/blogs/video/#54246
a asshole speaks, and they recorded it !

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/LAW/06/14/kkk.coldcase.convicted.ap/index.html
no matter how long ago it was, these dirtbags are brought to trial and convicted!
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-Tony snow and his numbers---Friday: 4 GIs, 38 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded

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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-cigarette-preferred-by-doctors.html

hard to believe but its true!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-crash-your-buddies-computer.html

if you really hate your co-workers, this ones for you i suppose!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312838
cool clip, bad days.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312780
MMAF!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312761
for ghost hunters out there, here you go. No i didint watch it either!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312754
pretty sure this will be banned now on all commerical flights.EDDIOT!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=577_1181895928
next time close the sun roofs dude.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e3_1181895583
i would have taken the other route but,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f0_1181865088
a new belt might help.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=153_1181821412
i could only watch half of it before i got creeped out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a17_1181898802
time warp, great band.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1181896074
pot bust. now thats a large stash .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=124_1181897651
this mans a hero for stepping forward.Id give the other dude 25 yrs to life.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=481_1181437041
Things running smoothly over in iraq it seems.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b3_1181893541
a soliders menu.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!!

Hit this link here and find out why blogging was impossible lastnight.

really bad thunderstorms swept across germany and well, my owners thought it wasint safe to use the putes with a blitz storm going on all around. it finaly stopped tonight and for that iam glad, so heres the link, http://www.dwd.de/de/WundK/Warnungen/index.htm remember my owners are in the blue called Düsseldorf! Tonight its blue finaly !! About time too. So other then that , nothing new here. Just wishing tomorow is the first day all week where i can see some blue skies and not have to run upstairs from the icky weather and hide.

Thats it from my end of the globe here. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you guys and gals are!!!

Talk to ya come again tomorow. Hope you enjoyed yourself here. Till then have a nice friday eveing where ever this blog may find you.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brining you the weekend edition for the love of sanity .

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

THE WEDNESDAY EDITION!

Hiya folks and welcome to a off beat post. Seems murphy isint feeling well and asked me to fill in for em. Hence why yesterday, there was no MVFTLB! It happens i guess. So, lets do the eagle pics first, and then the news thats out there in the world. Heres hoping your wednesday finds you doing good too folks. OK lets do it!

´´what are you staring at´´?

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´´I ,,dont know. come look at this will ya´´

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´´If it stings me i will blame you but ok ´´

´´What the,,,what is that, kinda looks weird like you´´

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´´yeah yeah i could say the same about your ugly butt too´´

´´Think we can eat it´´?

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´´Iono, you wanna eat it go ahead, iam not gonna choke on whatever it is, knowing my luck mom and dad will blame me if you get sick or something´´

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´´dude chill out, i didint say i was gonna eat the thing, i merely ponderd the idea´´

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´´why you using big words? you aint never talked like that before´´!

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´´Well its simple, iam maturing and your not DUH´´

´´Was that mom or dad that just flew by´´?

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´´dunno dude i was busy eating the bug in the nest´´

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´´YOU ATE IT´´! and didint even share with me, you tricked me ´´

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´´pretty much,, um yes´´

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´´pecker head´´!

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´´whatever, but at least iam fed untill mom or dad come back with breakfast´´

´´Now i know why when we were little little, you always told me to eat the prey starting from the bottom up that mom and dad brought us. another lie right? HA, figures´´

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´´Well, look at it this way, could be worse, I could have pecked you to death too, but chose not to, must be something i feel for you, other then,,,,,,contempt ?´´

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´´i hope the very first rabbit you catch is full of lice ´´!

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´´and i hope when i burp, the smell of that fat yummy bug lingers in the air for your Beak to sniff too Hahahhaha,,,,ahem´´

´´If your looking for anymore bugs in this nest forget it! Mom cleaned this morning while we were sleeping´´

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´´Not looking for bugs, ´´
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´´are too´´.

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´´No iam not!´´

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´´Are too!´´

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´´piss off ´´

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´´iam telling mom you swore´´!

´´do that and ill wing slapp yer azz´´

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´´take it easy barbarian, iam just messing with ya´´

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´´Mess some where else and with someone else´´

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´´Look around moron! we are like 50 ft up in a tree in a nest down by the river! I dont see much prospect of finding another eagelte to talk to´´

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´´sucks to be me then´´.

´´Wonder what ppl think when they look at the cam thats pointed at us? ´´

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´´well if they were smart they would know right off the bat that iam the more intelligent one and was graced well in the looks department´´

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´´man,, you really full of yourself today huh´?

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´´Nah, just messing with ya like i said´´

´´KISSYYYYY Whos your favorite sibbling Iam Iam´´!

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´´I can smell that bug you ate ya little SOB´´

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´´I know hahahha ´´

´´So have you made any plans when we leave like i did´´?

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´´I am not leaving, staying here for the rest of my life. With mom and dad and the nest all to myself´´

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´´well while i admire the dreamer in you, iam afraid to inform you that , it just wont work that way. come next march or so, they will be banging boots and out poops probably a brother or sister or both. They would have to kick you out dude, or call the eagle police to remove ya´´

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´´there isint any eagle cops numbnuts, your just messing with me ´´

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No there is, they are the ppl that wear those smoke the bear hats and drive broncos, think they are wildlife cops´´

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´´really´´´?

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´´afraid so my man.´´

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´´shit, this changes everything´´!

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´´well um yeah id say so.´´

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´´can i move in with you´´?

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´´BuMuhahahahahha, oh now thats funny. ´´

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´´why ya laughing´´

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´´dude ya cant be dragging your sorry ass into my crib . I am going to be needing it to start my own family ´´

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´´oh,, right,, then ill just build a nest in the tree over there and hang out for awhile´´

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´´you do that´´.

´´you awake´´?

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´´yesssssssssss what now´´?

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´´iam gonna miss you when we leave here´´

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´´ sigh,,,,yeah yeah me too. but for now we have untill probably august to hang out , lets not talk about it untill the day comes ok´´?

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´´ok,,,,,,´´

´´youll be alright man. now lets get some nap time in. dream of using these wings of ours to see other things besides the house below and tree branches´´

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´´never thought of it like that. EXCELLENT idea´´!

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´´i know, but once you do, leaving is easy :) ´´

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´´Wake me when breakfast comes ok´´?

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´´you got it bud,, sweat dreams´´

( And all was well in nest afterwards !)

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---Tony Snows Numbers In Iraq- Wednesday: 3 GIs, 12 Iraqis Killed; 30 Iraqis Wounded

Other news out there to have a look at,

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/meast/06/13/beirut.blast/index.html

You know damn well who was behind yet another car bomb in Lebanon.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070613/D8PNTBC80.html
This is shame really. Not to mention not a good sign either.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0611071paris1.html
with all that money,, not one ounce of class can be found.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,488343,00.html
when squirels attack!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,488340,00.html
Tony blairs interview.

http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buffalonews.com%2Fhome%2Fstory%2F97536.html
Pot may be legal for medical use soon in NYS.

http://alternet.org/workplace/53962/
Ka-ching.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6748811.stm
It will never end it seems . Abbas rock and a hard place.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/13/italy.nazi.ap/index.html
Former nazi free? hard to believe but its true. This wont go over well with many.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/06/12/toxic.tapwater/index.html
something in the water it seems and its killing ppl literaly.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/13/america/vote.php
would you trust this voting system? but 30 miilion dollars later, its still there.!

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/13/europe/sweden.php
The USA and all other coalilition nations should take some refugees.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_on_go_pr_wh/fired_prosecutors
while its nice, in the end they will plead the 5th and walk scott free.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_on_re_as/afghan_us_prisoner
Idema is out of jail with his dog. Will he resurface soon to back his side of the story?
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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!!!!!!

Not alot going on here. The weather has been humid but today was alittle better.

the other day we were let outside again on the balcony. Me and murphy tried to jump up to have a better look, but its blocked by a railing. We kept trying untill finaly one of the humans picked us up and then i got it! There is only a cement flower bed and after that,, nothing! So we stopped trying and just layed outside and soaked in the outdoors. Oh and also robbed a spider web too. There was a moth stuck in one or something and pawed it lose and ate it.

Kinda freaked the human out as they thought i ate the spider. But after they checked and saw that the spider was pretty much pooping pickles due to my large face inside its web, they relaxed some. Think the spider was removed afterwards .

So, other then that, its been lame here. Kinda like the bush admin.!

Ok folks, thats it for my improv blog ! Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world :) And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets , Heros you gals and guys are !!!!

Have a good eveing , and come back tomorow if you like.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the ?? edition for the love of sanity.

Monday, June 11, 2007

TROPICAL GERMANY!

Greetings yet again folks and welcome back to MVFTLB. As i type this from germany , i suddenly feel as though iam in a rain forest. Sticky humid weather here, where everything sticks to you. And as a cat, with all this fur, its even more icky. So remember if you find one your cats sleeping in the bath tub, be kind and dont shush em out. Its so cool inside it and helps us with the heat. :) Ok news, and there is far to much of it to digest but lets see what we can find ,,,

-http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,487813,00.html

This really pisses me off! Enough USA with the made up war on terror. Since 9/11 its been milked like the tits of a cow. Now at a time where folks are traveling more, comes this brilliant idea from Mikey jerkoff. Kill the tourist idea and kill the business of those who depend on tourist. In another paranoid move drafted by Bush and his band of bastards, comes this latest one. Next they will want to know whens the last time you flossed or what blood type you are. Or if you use moist wipes after a bowel movement. The USA cannot become a self isolated Fort Knox. If this goes thru, kiss goodbye massive buiness deals and meetings etc.

-Other news out there---

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=461248&in_page_id=1811
go ahead assholes,destroy your countries valueble assests. which onces gone cannot be replaced.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,487893,00.html
I know now my owners wont travel there anytime soon. shame too.

http://senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=110&session=1&vote=00207
see who voted Yes or No . Interesting .

http://mediamatters.org/items/200706110007
why NBC news,, sucks. Actually the whole thing does.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20070610/tv-sopranos/
my owners didint see it yet but heard about it and are miffed too!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/south_west/6741167.stm
HOLY MOLY! this cat has pleanty of toes,, bet he dont slip off anything.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6742293.stm
more scandal coming out of china . Kinda makes one wonder about all those human organs too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6742535.stm
another hit to the Bush Admin and its war on terror.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/06/11/bush.europe/index.html
is this man a moron or what? piss em off and watch another repeat of the 1990s!

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/11/paris.hilton.ap/index.html
yeah right,,, tuff shit, she got what she deserved.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_go_su_co/scotus_home_workers
figures. Wonder when the justices need it,might they change thier minds.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_re_as/afghan_iran
,,,,yanno it wouldint suprise me much if so. on the other hand, they did focus more on Iraq.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070611/ap_on_re_eu/britain_honor_killing
The video of the woman killed is on this blog under ´´MORONS ON TAPE´´ if he thought it was right, why did he try to hide his face during the trial?

-----Tony snows numbers In Iraq,,,,,Monday: 4 GIs, 30 Iraqis Killed; 22 Iraqis Wounded

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MORONS ON TAPE?!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-binocular-prank.html
i hate to see the pay back from this one. EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-cheat-at-cards.html
for poker cheaters out there, this is for you. however, if it backfires, pfft

http://www.break.com/index/discount-door-salesman.html
remember this mans face. if you see it, RUN the other way.

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-passenger-injured.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! love his honest description of what happend to Timo!!!!

http://www.break.com/rollingrock3/the-rolling-rock-foul-ball-commercial.html
banned tv commerical?

http://www.break.com/index/fun_with_poppers.html
tell me again what the point is in this? aside from showing ones ass on the internet.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=310714
someone was off thier meds it seems.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=310736
more lack of meds,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=310700
um,, where was the teachers here?

http://www.break.com/index/rappelling_attempt_goes_bad.html
that had to hurt,, alot.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=310629
um,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=310623
Gnarly.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=310577
kind of makes sence,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/lanpunch.html
Think he needs anger managment ? geeze its only a game dude.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73b_1181593387
must have been a drunk or a complete moron.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e26_1181383376
i would have tossed a 5 dollar and a slim fast for the singer.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=426_1181556194
i cant believe it, let alone the sick bitch filming this abuse. EDDIOTS!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=29c_1181548597
no comment,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=81e_1181598037
mom of the year award . Unreal shit!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=35c_1181586866
pretty sad on the police part.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ef5_1181603247
finaly a translation of a old one. LAY OF POT when doing interviews.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed8_1181597025
drunk dancing never lead to anything good.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=172_1181595522
very classy way of conducting ones self.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b9_1181594126
more MORONS ON TAPE! hope the kid is alright . damn!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4f0_1181588959
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good clip and good luck in knowing the right words too.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

Seems some folks like the idea of the eagel twins add-libb thing that cain started. If you would like to see more daily, or nightly,, please drop a comment and if so, i Murphy will attempt the same as what cain does on the weekend editions. I have to admitt it was funny what cain had to go with and used it excellent.

-As you know i always do the words of wisdom thing here on my blog, well lastnight i spied these not so words of widsom from a asshole posting a comment on another blog, which i might add ROCKS! http://www.americablog.com/

check this swift brilliant comment out made by a troll, oh and i might add it was made during a sharing of open thread,old photos etc.

´´Because our roots have given up on themselves. What was once Europe, Master of the Globe, is now Zerope, Whore of Islam.Lulz 06.10.07 - 10:45 pm -

I know folks, its ppl like the loser above that makes the world a really well fucked up place! If you see this garbage on the blog above making comments,, IGNORE IT! another troll seeking attention for its own ego driven rage.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,Caeci caecos ducentes - Blind are led by the blind. Leaders are not more knowledgeable than the ones they lead.

Thats is from MVFTLB! Hope you enjoyed yourself here and thanks for stopping on down my blog,, or not! Talk to you folks come tomorow. Take care and oh make sure you let the cat in befour going to bed. Danke :)

CIAO!!!

MvB.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

´´ever wonder what its gonna be like ´´?
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´´about what ´´?
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´´when we leave this nest and start our life as adults, no more mom and dad to depend on dude´´
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´´think thats called life.´´

´´oh i see. well think id like my life to fly away and head on over to pugent sound, hear the waters great over there, chicks too´´

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´´The only way you ever meet a chick and she digs ya is if you bring her lots of dead critters to snack on, then she might look past your lack of social skills ´´

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´´oh and your all that and a bag of bird feed right´´?

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´´ohh yes Iam the shizzle for sure bro´´

´´your odd man really odd´´

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´´maybe but your the one lacking any tail feathers as of yet´´

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´´thats because you probably pulled em out being the pecker you can be´´!

´´who you calling a pecker´´?

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´´YOU´´!

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´´dont make me have to get up and teach your azz a leason young blood´´

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´´shit was that mom or dad that just flew over´´?

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´´dunno but iam getting hungry here, wonder if tonights dinner will be fish or red meat, i hear fish is better´´

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´´where you reading this shit´´?

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´´ better beaks and talons , i have a subscription´´

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´´Figures´´!

´´Look what i can do´´!

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´´How marvelous for you´´.

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´´your just jellous is all´´

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´´right right,,,,,´´

´´look at my long tail feathers,, dont you wish you had some lil ones´´?

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´´Like i said, pecker,, i probably would have some by now but,, well yanno´´.

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silence,,,,

´´you said it again , that word i dont like , take it back´´

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´´No!´´

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´´Yes!´´

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´´ NO!!!´´

´´Clown, sit your butt down, i dont want to make ya cry and have mom come down ´´

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§$%&/ ´´punk azz´´!

´´are you really leaving Kent and heading out to the other side of the lake´´?

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´´probably so dude. Think i wanna see something differant then this view´´!

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´´yeah i hear ya on that´´!

´´what are you doing´´?

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´´stretching my wing, why ya mind´´?

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YES!

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´´alright,, lets play ´´

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´´I tell mom´´!!!

´´muhahhaha ill sit on your lil azz bud´´

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´´get off me moron´´!

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´´nope, its that time lil ones,, ´´

´´LETS PLAY PINK BELLY´´!!!!!!!

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´´MOM HELP´´!!!

´´ if I have to FLY down there kids, I wont be a happy bird´´!

( after that,, all was well in the nest )

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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! (sunday blues).

HIYA folks and welcome back to The Weekend Edition! ahh sundays,, always so blah. The humans have to get ready to head on back to work, well one does. The other is taking a day off tomorow for personal reasons. Anyways, today in germany and tonight i might add was STICKY CITY! Everything outside had a haze to it from the humidity here. No Boomers yet, but iam actualy hoping for one to clear the air out yanno?

We didint get let outside today :( seems the humans went out for some errands and what not. No, id say today all i did was sleep my large butt in front of the fan and enjoy the silence . No tv, no murphy trying to play just the sound of the fans.

Ok,, yanno the drill so here it is,,,

-The blood count in Iraq---Sunday: 2 GIs, 55 Iraqis Killed, 143 Iraqis Wounded

Other news out there,,,,,

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/09/AR2007060901464_pf.html
wonderfull,, really. Sighhhh

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070610/D8PM8O381.html
new Koolaid drinkers !

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/US_confirms_it_arming_Sunni_insurgents_0610.html
Hell dont stop now, tell all what many already knew.

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/India_bigfoot_sightings_prompt_offi_06102007.html
the yeti in india? ok then,,,,

http://alternet.org/story/53591/
they claim to have found god?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6738737.stm
sick!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6738923.stm
docking the station.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/06/10/france.nadal/index.html
i watched this ,, excellent game. roger looked really drained in the last frame.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/06/10/canada.hamilton/index.html
pretty sure alonso isint happy with this. Awwwww.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/08/bae.bandar/index.html
well of course hes going to deny it,,,,,,for now.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/10/paris-lowlights/
excellent video from think progress,, watch it !

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070610/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq
this pic reminds my owner of beruit lebanon in the 1980s.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070610/ap_on_re_us/beef_recall
Heck of a job FDA!! 5.7 million pounds of ill moo meat.

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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!

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Ok folks, thats it for me here. Time to make my way to the food bowl for a late night snack and then hit the hay. Think i can plop on the bed near the fan if murphy isint being a fan hog. Oh and the humans have found out that murphy hates dustin the stuffed donkey they brought. Video should be up soon for this. He was brutal towards a stuffed animal!!!

Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are :) !!!!

Murphys up tomorow. Make sure to pay em a visit. Oh and i hope you enjoyed yourself here too this past weekend. Enjoy the last of sunday, dont hit your boss on monday and look towards friday .

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity .

Saturday, June 09, 2007

´´Yanno ive been thinking, laying my head on this tree thing´´

´´about what?´´

´´Once we spring from this Nest, your on your own dude´´

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´´why you say that´´?
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´´Because your a pecker head dude´´!

´´true´´

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´´still your my family, gonna miss your tagging the tree branches here with your bird poop, and the feather pulling . ´´

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´´Thanks dude,, iam gonna miss sucking your body heat when it was cold out ´´

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´´Like i said,, pecker head´´!

´´you awake´´?

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´´yeah why´´?

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´´just wanted to say I love ya , oh and get off my right wing´´

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´´Oh sorry,, and love you back too´´.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dream, dream dream dream!

when ever i get big wings and fly from here, all i have to

do is dream, dream dream dream dream.
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!!

Hiya Folks how are you doings? Good iam glad to hear this.
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WHO LET THE CATS OUT? the humans did!!!!! believe it or not, after viewing Mr. lees cam, my owners thought well, if they let us out on the balcony here,, chances are, We dont drop down 2 stories to the ground. One, we are old cats, Two iam too fat! So this morning as ´´wasderface´´ saw the sunrise, they left the balcony door open and let us out. It was shake , quiver , sniff, etc bigtime!!!

All we could hear was the morning birds, and smell the morning dew too. Its been sticky here in germany as the humid weather is still around. Murphy crawled behind some potting soil bags, and got stuck . I think he encountererd a spider or bug, suddenly he became unstuck pronto! Me, i was sniffing here there and everywhere. I spied the birds from a far, the ones that always come flying down on the roof here and taunt me as they hop along the railing. Since that,, no more birds.

To top it off, this afternoon we once were again let out on the balcony!! it was hot and thunderstorm was brewing. we didint stay too long.

Then tonight at 9:30 pm germany time, we were let out one last time. This time i almost caught me a bee! but the humans swatted it away. I was happy as a pig in poop eating some grass that was growing in some corner. Hmmm salad!!! Murphy joined in too! So that was our day here JA VOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok you know the rest of the routine here,,,,,

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The blood count in Iraq, Saturday: 1 GI, 48 Iraqis Killed; 123 Iraqis Wounded