ANOTHER HUMP DAY!!!

I know , long time no see. Seems the humans here were busy this past weekend and well, cain didint have anytime to do his weekend edition. He did however save up a whole weeks worth of videos to view, and the numbers for iraq. So lets get going and do this baby.

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Tony Snow and his departing numbers,Wednesday: 71 Iraqis Killed, 152 Wounded,,,Thursday: 1 US Sailor, 1 UK Soldier, 46 Iraqis Killed; 47 Iraqis Wounded ,,Friday: 2 US Soldiers, 20 Iraqis Killed, 2 Iraqis Wounded,,1 US Soldier, 16 Iraqis Killed; 37 Iraqis Wounded Saterday.,,Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 32 Iraqis Killed; 29 Iraqis Wounded,,Monday: 2 US Soldiers, 47 Iraqis Killed; 59 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 38 Wounded.
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ok folks, so the humans here went to thier local christmas market here in germany. For reasons i wont say, i wont give out the exact place but its nice is all i can say. The first video is that of a creepy looking mime.


Not sure what to title this . Just some more video of the christmas market here in germany. Enjoy. I know the humans did. They came home smelling like gluvwine and pork roast and mushrooms in cream sauce and eggnog and candy and bbq smoke from all those open grills . And smelled alittle like roasted chestnuts too.

I call this the ´´JA´´ video. sorry for the bad filming job the humans did. after i watched it i kinda felt like a drunk must feel like while walking on a trampoline!
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ok its that time for some ,,,,,

MASSIVE MORONS ON TAPE!?!?!

Get ready folks, there s alot of em for you ;)~

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http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418838
good idea actually .might make some tv shows worth watching.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418840
German tech now being used some 60 years later.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418827
The subway drummer is back! Man can this dude rock out . Glad to see he inspired some in the crowd too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418822
MMAF!!!!! this nurse keeps her cool, after seeing the patient drink what appears to be his own urine.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418803
the only funny thing about this video is the last 3 seconds when one of the morons says´´hey theres a cop´´! YOINK the video stops.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418820
he must have been empty when he was pulled out.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418846
this little rugrat has some serious eyeing going on. To cute actually.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418810
it even had me sitting up in my seat!!! radical race folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418806
gross, but funny because iam sure there are folks that have done this for real.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418802
dude, your getting porno!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418770
DUDE!! ok whoever watches this video, dont tell me you were not srcunching your toes as you watched a ingrown toe nail being removed!!! UGH!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418749
sadly there are pll like this that think that way.

http://www.break.com/index/12bike.html
two wheels can be deadly it seems.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418726
drifting and oopps there are the police. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418708
either these truck drivers cant read road signs or are just plain crazy and decided the hell with it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418703
cool trailer and some really cool landscape shots too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418701
Think some of those mini 14 and riot guns not to mention the colts were slightly modifed to shoot on full auto? bad move guys, now iam sure the ATF will be on your ass like white on rice.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418695
fun facts for you to test out this upcoming new years eve.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418689
that some radical electric violin playing. Great song too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418688
no comment,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418682
id really hate to do his laundry,, ,,UGH!


http://www.break.com/index/deer-caught-in-swing-set.html
i shudder to think what happend after the camera was turned off.

http://www.break.com/index/bouncer-drags-chick-down-stairs.html
well thats showing and telling her !!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-knocks-himself-out-tossing-log.html
think the bad log came back and smacked em behind his head due to those jeans he was wearing?

http://www.break.com/index/some-of-the-dumbest-people-alive.html
remember, these are the ppl that voted for bush. Now you understand right?

http://www.break.com/index/perfectly-executed-ramp-jump.html
dude that had to hurt like mad. i hear helmets are all the rage nowadays.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-man-hits-invisible-wall.html
when folks get this drunk its time to call it a night. Just watch out for things that make you trip, such as your own two feet, for starters.

http://www.break.com/index/another-david-vs-goliath.html
nasty beating . But all is well in fight club :)

http://www.break.com/index/breaking-up-is-hard2.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-taze-me-bro.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-the-human-body.html
The part about the brain sending signals out to a dead body kinda freaked me out. Otherwise usefull information.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=418849
RICKY!!!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417464
Well,, he does kinda look like what annabelle said he looks like.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417466
german commerical. I bet this has really happend to some sun worshipers.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417467
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! ahh those shooting stars are not what you think they could be. Great job this man did explaining how to poop in space.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417414
MMAF!!!!!!!! great way to make a moron make somehow some sence as to why hes losing a video game. I liked the script and the added video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417406
isint it nice to know that mossburgs can come in handy if something like this , every broke into your home?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417411
maybe he was heading to the local mall to be one of the first in line for the PS3 ? no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417413
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!SMACK!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417404
GREAT ! next thing we know we will all be supporting pat because he claims disability. Well yeah patty, smashing bottles over your head isint going to work for you when you 50 dumb Ass!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417403
so this is what the AT&T folks do during work? Play nad ball?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417386
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! great classic SNL skit!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417389
odd yet entertaining.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417385
see moron, the dog didint care where the lazor beam landed it only wanted to bite it. Your test failed when you aimed it at your crotch and the dog chomped down . EDDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417380
Something to try at a new years eve party.


http://www.break.com/index/train-vs-snow.html
free advalanches?

http://www.break.com/index/cop-hangs-on-as-porsche-flees.html
think this fleeing winner in society will be caught sooner then expected? i mean he only drove a porche with his tags in plain sight.

http://www.break.com/index/horse-faceplants.html
glad the horse didint become partial filling for a can of alpo!

http://www.break.com/index/little-mr-sunshine.html
not bad for 8 yrs of age. Love the commentary about clay and celion dating.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417426
he screams like a girl mate!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417416
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! adult content, strong lingo!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417415
must be some young bears. Otherwise i dont think those fellows would have gotten so close.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417470
Now if that is not the most cute and awwwwwwwww baby i have ever seen. Hes adorable and can whistle too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=417468
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hey you learn new things everday . I learned somethings in spanish :)


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416922
this is simply amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416923
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dark sick humor here folks,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416915
ok , who here felt bad for the crab that dropped into the tank with not much shelter to hide? raise your hands,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416909
and NO ONE had any xnanax to give that dude flipping out 45,000ft in air? If those dudes restraining him were air marshals , thier cover is gone.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416913
´´wasderface´´ use to sleep walk about two yrs ago. It stopped now. But they would get up and do some really weird shit. Smoke a cig inside the shower stall and turn the shower on to put the cig out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ec_1197532755
omg! Now that wasint smart grandpa was it?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=20c_1197520665
WOW! now that is really dangerous . Hope those folks get thier power turned back on soon.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=374_1196750614
awwwwwwwwww A scotish fold tabby kitten. How too cute can you get folks?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c9b_1196291745
MMAF!!!!!!!!! this ones great really. bad dogs bad bad bad ,hahhahaha

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ef_1197586390
id bail too. Screw that noise, its just not worth injury.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=923_1196658279
HOW MUCH AND WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!?!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=738_1197584706
Heres hoping the camera man got this dude off the road and didint let him become a speed bump.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f7f_1197366518
WOW! jason is even better this his dad on drums!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=362_1197589001
great pilots. :)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=953_1197541236
NASTY!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416868
Um,,,,,,,,,wt,,,,?????????????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416870
he should have went to the mall like the kids in the above video!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416866
Kinda funny, ´´dude its called,,,,,,,it dosint matter what its called´´ !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416867
bummer for this dude. But at least who ever hit em kept pace as his body flew 50 ft in the air and came back down on the very same car that hit em. good driving no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416859
MMAF!!!! who didint think a dude wouldint catch a look to light this ladys cigarette?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416861
Nice video!!!! if only the grinch in the whitehouse would bring them home. How much money does he need?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416863
if that were some ppl i know and were chased after by this woman, they probably would have bear sprayed her ass.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416854
MMAF!!!! cant wait to see this dudes version of pay backs a bitch.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416830
now that will be a real crowd pleaser come this New Years Eve.


http://www.break.com/index/worst-ambulance-ride-ever.html
well i see that he was on the headboard for possible broken neck. pretty sure after falling out of the meat wagon he has one now.!

http://www.break.com/index/why-you-shouldnt-drink-too-much.html
lets hope the die hard suck hards remember this advice come this soon to be holiday cheers start.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-backflip1.html
Is there a soft collar in the house? anyone?

http://www.break.com/index/car-battery-hack.html
MMAF!!!! i only hope some moron wont try this at home.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416906
UGH that fall made me flinch like paris hilton when body searched during her time incarceration.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416898
fake. Looks like its on the set of some movie being shot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416872
ok i dont know what made me sick, his preman boobs or the fact that he makes the pillsbury doughboy look like arnold. Dude lose weight and please stop dancing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416889
Holy Shit! that was close. check out the one dude that flips just as it falls to the ground.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416885
sad to know that the dead sailors were never removed from thier watery graves.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416871
watch the war on eels start now after some dipshit in washington sees this on tv.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416362
great bunch of morons or actors? you decide.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416359
the chubby blonde in this video is ALWAYS in this video. There is your girl friend dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416365
shock sticks have become the new rage and must haves?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416361
tried it,, up the stair case here,, as my claws latched on to cains collar it does work folks!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416249
um,, back in my day,, when i was born my daddy came around a few times and then left. He knew that mom wasint into anymore nookage after she gave birth to me and others. Cain came later on. STOP BITCHING HUMANS!!!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416333
When they make drum hero, i might stop yawning.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416334
um,, kine comment!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416328
um,, is she nuts or just a man hater? or just projecting,,,,wait isint that mario´s brother? and why do her eyes always turn towards the right? FREAKY!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416329
at 2:04 this game acutally made it to another level higher . Yawwwwwwwwn.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416272
lemme know how it was,, the ´´character building´´ took to long for my likes.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416326
i wonder is a websight was put up called sunny stares , would some morons do that?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416250
well where is the french comments ? Oh thats right french kids arent so fat and lazy as other nations.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416343
gross! pretty much means the horse in front is now alpo dog food.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416339
but can it fly? also the dude has piano fingers. which is good to have if one plays,, the piano or gtr.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=416256
todays losers could be tomorows leaders,, how nice for us.


http://www.break.com/index/12-shots-leads-to-funny-faceplant.html
why do humans drink so much to get to that point?

http://www.break.com/index/smooth-move-dude.html
i bet he was rejected from Monstor House as a d-boy.

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-vs-wall.html
it does happen. One of my owners had a 2 yr old run into thier legs as they were walking.

http://www.break.com/index/french-skiier-screams-after-bad-crash.html
why is it a ski accident that happend to a french skier, fodder for stupid comments from americans? have they forgotten the revOUlutionary war????

http://www.break.com/index/old-people-fight-club.html
after watching news reports about romania, these two men were probably fighting for a spot on the waiting list for a nursing home.

http://www.break.com/index/sweet-move-in-wheelbarrow-race.html
gotta admitt they were very good. No face plants during the race.

http://www.break.com/index/m16-back-fires.html
cleaning it and loading it yourself might have saved you the bruised ego dude.

http://www.break.com/index/tree-cutter-bad-place-to-stand.html
i predict hes walking around now still with a caster plaste shoulder. EDDIOT!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.!

Folks i think the holiday stress is getting to ppl. I know its getting to my owners. Seems since the xmas lights went up outside a few weeks back, they come home from work super hyper and snippy. I dont even dare come up to em and meow anymore. I just wait untill they have been home for one hour and then me and cain make our approach on the couch. After that , they have calmed down and are more playfull with us etc. Not to mention some of the rude ppl out there that park badly. I overhead ´´the spoiler´´ tell ´´wasderface´´ how they left a note a car parked so close to thiers that they had to get in theirs using the passenger door. The note went something like this ahem,,,, ´´ if you screw ,like you park you will never get one in´´!

OK, being that i guess its my time here to get off this blog and let the human take over and do thier nightly thing. Thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not. Happy Holidays folks and talk to you come next wednesday .

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

CIAO

MvB.

Hump Day has arrived! That means middle of the week and soon the weekend arrives Folks :) The above video was taken by ´´wasderface´´ and if you asking yourself why there is no human voice on the vid or lack of room shots,, two words for you,, ´´Witness Proctection´´ ok? goods, lets move on and check out tony snows numbers, and of course the videos of ??

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Tony snow and his ´´numbers´´ for Iraq.Sunday: 32 Iraqis Killed, 12 Wounded,,,Monday: 4 Americans, 30 Iraqis Killed; 81 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 1 US Soldier, 21 Iraqis Killed; 51 Iraqis Wounded,,,

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VIDEO TIME JA WOLL!?!?

http://www.break.com/index/hockey-player-goes-flying.html
pretty radical hockey trip!

http://www.break.com/index/little-girls-scared-at-camp-fire.html
MMAF!!!!! i know its not cool to scare little kid but this one is hilarious.

http://www.break.com/index/gymnast-gets-owned-on-high-bar.html
dude , find another sport to do. Slips like that and you could end up worse.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-tries-to-outrun-garage-door.html
um, didint he see the door coming down ? or he thought he could duck in time?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-breaks-collar-bone-on-ski-jump.html
shoulder pads next time eric.

http://www.break.com/index/bad-place-to-show-off.html
the biker was wrong ok but the driver of the suv was breaking the law for a hit and run.

http://www.break.com/index/another-backflip-gone-wrong.html
why yes go run and hide inside the tent after smashing your head into a car ramp.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-loses-balance-on-high-jump.html
who ever said snow was soft and fluffy probably wouldint dare say it to this dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-tossed-out-of-crashing-truck.html
graphic, and could have been prevented if a seat belt was worn.

http://www.break.com/index/table-backflip-face-plant.html
bet he lost some memory after that brilliant attempt at a back flip.

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-makes-171-foot-jump.html
Gnarly dude.

http://www.break.com/index/really-lucky-go-cart-accident.html
HES OK! now go out and pay for the damage you did to the go cart.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-knocked-out-by-slap.html
now that was one hell of a bitch slap, so bitchy it knocked the dude out cold.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-sings-both-male-and-female-parts.html
i dont even want to know how,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/student-knocks-out-teacher-with-blackboard.html
i think this jerk probably was suspended or expelled from school after this asswipe stunt.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415676
if it wasint true it would have been funny,, cept it is true and sad. what a dickhead.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415673
um did he mean when he had a trailer or when he had a xmas tree? Iam confused folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415664
um can someone explain to me wtf that was???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415659
this video is from the same as the above ppl,,,,,again its like ehhhhhh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415655
Odd but kinda funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415654
fake and prettysick too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415653
um,, why would someone film a elephant taking a poop? well if you never saw it before , here its is. enjoy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415642
3 guys one car song.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415641
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i am missing something here.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415639
OMG! whatever the reason why , i really hope this poor dude made it , and wasint to badly burned.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415630
either she is one hell of a good actress or really a low life loser crack head. Damn.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415620
um,,, funny movie or commerical?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415623
radical,, wonder if someone is stupid enough to try drinking it like they do with fire shots?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415626
talk about rocket science,,, damn thats bad.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415617
for thunder and lighting freaks out there,, heres a nice video for you.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415611
really no comment here.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415612
might be a repost but it stills begs the question where are the sanders? and i think that took place in holland.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415618
thats one sick little redneck.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415614
id be running the other way when the helicopter came back. The take off was a tad bit iffy!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415596
someone was stoned when they made this one,,,,,heh,,,ha,,,heh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415592
Some not so very smart parents on this video. Wtf? shit for brains runs in the family?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415560
i almost barfed after watching this one. omg,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415535
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how can someones ass and thighs get that big? how can she walk? or use the toilet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415532
and they call it , puppy love!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415517
MMAF!!!!!! thats what you get for messing with a roo

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415511
ASSHOLE alert.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415508
after viewing this there is just no way in hell my owners will EVER eat helmans mayo ever again.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415507
Now that is worthy of pooping a pickel.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=415513
another asshole alarm.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=876_1197364501
just another day in,,,paradise.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb9_1197363962
did that stupid cop yell get on the ground? asshole one of your fellow dillweeds knocked him of the motorbike before your LYING ass showed up. There was no red light run.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=881_1197347805
mr . horn fucked up a city and state. stealing is wrong but shooting two ppl in the back? thats murder.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ab_1185323103
well allllllllllrighty then.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=979_1197421847
one brave young man!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b42_1197420795
wtf is this world coming to? if this is true,,its a bad reflection on police.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=076_1197418423
thats really messed up folks!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a21_1197421059
what a piece of scum this bitch is!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and cain yadda.

Seems the humans here have decided to let the xmas lights stand where they are and good is. Enough of hemming and hawing over colors. If the neighbors dont like em,, tuff? Speaking of good will towards men. Seems the humans had to run to the post office tonight here in germany. After looking for a parking spot( its next door to a train station) ´´the spoiler´´ pulled into sidewalk to let out ´´wasderface´´ to run inside real quick to mail the pack. Wouldint you know it but some dude taps the drivers side of the window with his ring i might add and tells em both to move thier ´´f..cking car´´ ok that about did it. The humans drove around looking for a parking spot and both of em went inside the post office, sure enough there was the dillweed that tapped the humans window and both of my owners walked over to em.

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Well being how ´´wasderface ´´ is from NY, they were rather pissed off. So as they saw the moron sitting the

re licking stamps and surrounded by 3 bags of fresh bread or ? ´´wasderface ´´ kinda leaned over on them with thier hands as ´´the spoiler ´´ pretty much said in german ill translate for you. ´´Hey hurry there is a car parked where my car stopped, if your real quick you can tap on thier windows with your ring and offer them more shit with your mouth´´

Of course not to be out done the american,, ´´wasderface´´ had to ask the man,, in german ´´understand ? good. asshole´´! So that being that,, here in Europe, ppl around the world dont fret when faced with rude ppl this most panic attack TIME OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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They came home late, ate around 8:30 pm and now i know they are like ready for the weekend to come faster then larry craig inside a bathroom stall. Hey i didint write it,, i just repeat the news folks!

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With that its my time to get out and off this blog. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,, or not! Talk to you folks soon probably friday or mixed with cains weekend edition:) Till then

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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,,Noli nothis permittere te terere.,,,,,,Don't let the bastards wear you down.

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CIAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MvB

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya folks and welcome to the weekend version of MVFTLB blog. As you can see the humans took some video of murphy and myself this eveing. Its just us cats let outside on the balcony checking out the xmas lights and crawling critters . So when your done watching,lets get this blog going . oh and sorry about the video quality too, what can one expect from a sony erricson cellphone cyber shot cellphone?

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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,,Thursday: 22 Iraqis Killed, 24 Wounded,,,Friday: 35 Iraqis Killed, 44 Wounded,,,Saturday: 48 Iraqis Killed, 88 Wounded,,,

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VIDEO MADNESS?!?!?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-gets-electrocuted.html
not a bright idea to play around with electricity now is it?

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-table-slide-goes-bad.html
MMAF!!!!!! great tune playing in the background too.

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-camera-man2.html
maybe the driver should find another line of work, the camera man would be happy if so.

http://www.break.com/index/super-heroes-kick-hecklers-ass.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never saw spider man and batman snap and kick someones ass who just wouldint shut up.

http://www.break.com/index/player-hurdles-line-and-blocks-field-goal.html
that was a good play, maybe he watched little house alot and rememberd albert?

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-redneck-jumps-his-suzuki.html
ok after the second slow mo its really enough,, hurrah for jumping your toy jeep .

http://www.break.com/index/9th-grade-whore-on-maury.html
omg,, american trash at its best.!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412819
omg, pure american morons.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412806
wt,,,,,,,,,ehhh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412805
great idea and it just might be the future too. A car you pedal ,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412802
oooops.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412784
for car buffs out there, heres something for you. Oh and there are far fewer driving deaths in germany too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412782
little bugger means it too! cept he kinda fell off the chair .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412786
maybe he just watches too much RAW wwf ?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-owned-by-revoloving-door.html
looking for a free ride just isint cut out to what it used to be ,no?

http://www.break.com/index/pacman-christmas-tree.html
odd xmas tree somewhere in,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/how-the-french-army-trains.html
taking video games abit to far,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413052
radical stunts.!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413059
Saddams fun with torture. Warrning Graphic !!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413051
more rad stunts.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413040
um,,,,,,no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413034
again,, no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413017
MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413007
no blue your just not cool. More like a asswipe. To bad the lizzard wasint 5ft long ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413003
Is it any good? i didint listen to it all the way, had something else to do.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412966
more moms should do this, it might make for less morons in the world.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412971
pretty sure the ATF would like to speak to this man,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412973
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=412968
Good Times ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/quarterback-spikes-himself-in-balls2.html
MMAF!!!!!! great TD sorry about your nads.

http://www.break.com/index/no-shit-sure-lock.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my,, if this is really based on a real story,, ugh.

http://www.break.com/index/i-dont-speak-no-english.html
wonder if that dude changed his mind about the troops ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413408
um,,,,pretty retarded dancing here,, the song more so.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413403
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one made me jump in my seat, folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413400
iam sure he will be the proud father of many kids,,,,just not in this life time.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413393
why was he so taken back?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413386
what a pig! Dude that could be massive pipe slime and grease you just ate.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413373
too cute!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413376
another tidbit for judge judy to snack on when this tape gets played in court. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413378
i thought mullets were so 1990s?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413365
more ´´too cute´´ from taz and raz.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413364
same as above clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413368
more of the same from above.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413355
more of the same,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413326
more taz and raz,,,they are cute arent they?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413356
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh man,,,,,that place is wacked!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413333
He forgot the bread crumbs.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413322
More of taz and raz.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413305
that eyebrow growing across his upper lip really didint need to be shaved.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413301
the dudes a walking camel!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413287
cant feel sorry for the ppl that wanted to get rich fast, i feel sorry for the ppl that had no choice due to illness.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413295
Dont know who but he is the walking camel dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413282
maybe she forgot her motrin and has a bad case of pms?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413283
either sex id say stupid driver for driving a nice like that on salt soaked streets!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413422
more of Raz with his human owners/rescuers.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413439
get some doughnuts to go with that java spill.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413425
taz and raz owners teaching em to jump. Is it me or does the dude look like Col. Bent from the mini series North and South?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413429
yeppers,, raz and taz again.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413419
same as above, what can i say? i like rodents? ok i do. i said it,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413426
bet her lungs will thank her for that dumb trick some day in the future. Think,, cancers?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413423
what ever happend to the saying ´´ i dont shit where i eat´´? um,,,,,,dude,,really.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413430
can we say ´´hydro-plane´´? EDDIOT!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413427
MMAF!!!!!!!!! great song,, sad and sometimes true as well.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413420
raz speaks!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413416
he shoots he scores,, he,,,,,runs?!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=413414
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah thats pretty much all the ROCKY Films.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF US!!!! ( i changed murphy and co, i do count for somethings around here yanno?)

Well if you saw the video way above us cats being let outside then you saw what the humans have for xmas lights. They are currently debating to change the multicolor to green, in hopes for more xmas colors. I think they look fine they way they are but then again iam a cat and some say we dont see colors just grey. I think monday they go to obi hardware and look for more lights. Depends on the weather too, cant put up lights when its windy with storm gusts and rain yanno?

Well thats about it from us to you. Not alot going on here, oh but there is this story about first responders saving the life of a pet in a house fire. Klicken Sie hier: "wnyt.com - Firefighters save pet, deal with cold & ice during Rotterdam fire" Now thats way cool and as i always said, Thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you fine gals and guys are.

Ok talk to you folks later on some time soon. Could be tomorow or next weekend, either way enjoy the rest of the weekend and heres hoping your monday goes well.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

HUMP DAY!!! and its our first time on video too! Good eveing to you folks from windy rainy germany. Well here it is, our very first video of Cain and myself in action. I know the quality isint top notch and pay no mind to the rodger federa interview taking place in the background via the TV either. Ok so lets just get this blog going.

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Tony snow and his numbers for Iraq,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11993,,,Monday: 46 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 11 Iraqis Killed, 35 Wounded,,,Wednesday: 3 US Soldiers, 26 Iraqis Killed; 45 Iraqis Wounded.
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Look There, Numb nuts on the net!?!?!?!




http://www.break.com/index/raiders-fan-ruins-interview.html
I think that man LOVES his raiders!

http://www.break.com/index/never-use-the-glasses-in-your-hotel-room.html
ughhh this is pretty disgusting and not expected at these nationaly known chains either.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-roll-boulder-down-mountain.html
not very bright by any one of these young lads. Why yes, stand in front of a large rock as it rolls down a hill.

http://www.break.com/index/too-super-cool-for-his-ticket.html
MMAF!!!! cool commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/flexible-girl-playing-pool.html
i dont think anyone can ever call this woman ´´unflexable´´ .

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-is-really-good-at-sledding.html
bet he was glad no one had taken thier dog for a walk when he face planted into the snow.

http://www.break.com/index/fire-bike-stunt-goes-bad.html
just like the music set to this video,, it makes no sence to me about both!

http://www.break.com/index/best-penalty-of-the-year.html
no comment

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bf2_1196730528
Mr. Horn not only fucked himself, he fucked over a entire state and its ppl.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=479_1196737647
more about Mr. Horn and the bruhaha thats followed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f88_1196712154
more of the same from above,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=552_1189705382
sad.!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=80f_1189073462
wow! busy day for these folks after a bear mauling . Hope the mans dogs were ok.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f03211d580
being how there has not been any wild bears in germany or the alps, since oh 1907 or so its probably why these two numbnuts thought that they were cute and cuddly cubs. Live and learn folks,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=568_1191001096
lucky bear.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e50_1196800085
well if he said it was going to be that spot , why the hell was the colonel out there?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7b3_1196770104
if you watch this , the fox comes back with another one, or some other critter. What i dont get is why the dude starts to walk towards the other fox? after the first one attacked him in daylight.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=552057be7a
i think this world is going to hell,, i mean, fighting over crack cocaine= losers!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f36_1196813857
yeah i guess jumping on a bus and making threats to kids is the best way to gain respect,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7be_1196810642
more morons, some dude gets teased over his farting by accident , gets pissed and whips out a assult rifle to get even? true it is. No one was hurt but me thinks the trigger man is a world class loser.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=744_1196810518
cash it and leave the country dude, trade it in for euros, and have peace of mind.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=21b_1194782832
screw it! Do bizz in euros. Tiss time the USA morons that voted again for bush and its repig leaders take a beating where it hurts the most,, thier wallets!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=86e_1196808561
ron paul , no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd6_1196737529
think that was Matt Damons new movie hes working on.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1e5_1196711943
some pigs are just born lucky it seems. No i dont mean britney spears ,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=766_1196775900
WOW!! my owners have flown on airliners before but never quite saw the landings from this view. Check out how those wings bounce up and down . Then came the crosswind. Great talent that pilot had.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2d0_1196811910
MATURE! Dog takes on cobra snake. snake loses and dies. ende

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64d_1196808054
MMAF!!!!!!! this brave pooch had his heart in the right place but i think jack the kitten was just curious .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d93_1186818555
Um, is that really fair? picking on a blind lady because of her cat? which saved her life by dialing 911. Comon snobs,, have you not enough repig partys to attend? Fund raisers for mobster Rudy?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b4320802a1
Was it me or did that remind us of wheel of fortune or plingo from the PIR?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=96fc134b31
FAKE !!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cfd_1196804724
Where was the need for that? stupid fuck , could have broken his neck.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=817_1196806026
more numb nuts .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ef_1196388557
my owners saw something like this, but it was for love, not a cat fight. There was cat that used to come over every morning and sit in the window when ´´wasderface´´ lived back in nys. To visit hooter aka oscar. Sparky was male orange and hooter was black male kitty. Hey it happens folks,, dont act like your all ewwww over it.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d10_1196764216
now this sounds like something out a bad selling love story,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ed4_1196623915
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14a0dab1df
um,, just really no comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ba6_1172265897
,,,,,,,,,,no ,,,,,,,,,,comment.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-woman-on-view-keeps-getting-dumber.html
now that is pretty damn dumb indeed.

http://www.break.com/index/50-cent-busted-doing-coke-backstage.html
dunno folks, was he or wasint he snorting coke before the interview?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-wipesout-in-weight-room5.html
think his ego was hurt more then himself.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-gets-tazed-for-being-slow1.html
america! Where the police taze everyone for whatever fucking reason they wish AND get away with it .

http://www.break.com/index/bike-finishes-race-without-rider.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! never saw a bmx bike ride itself.

http://www.break.com/index/serbian-man-is-slightly-drunk.html
warning,, vomit factor in this video of a drunk in serbia. Dude seek help now!

http://www.break.com/index/cop-stops-hi-speed-biker.html
maybe he was afriad he too would be tazed!???

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Well thats about it from here and this blog. The humans decided to not mess around with more xmas lights outside after all. They are making plans for next year to really blow the neighbors lights out of the water. Iam fearing such talk could trigger lite wars and multiple electrocutions and possible death too Ö ! Guess its time to take the wait and see attitude. Oh boy i really hope they dont go ape shit with the lights.

Take care folks and thanks for stopping on down and visiting this blog. or not! Talk to ya maybe again this week, if not look for cain this weekend and his contributions. Till then , have a good one and enjoy life , and live for yourself because no one else will!

WORDS OF WISDOM, They say that the early bird catches the worm, Just what worm are we speaking about? tape worm, ring worm? Who would brag about catching a parasite?

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CIAO!!!

MvB.

THE WEEKEND EDITION! ( or how i do my best work on my back)!
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Greetings folks and welcome back. No news tonight, its just full of stuff you and i can do without. Who cares how much money major banks lost to wall street crooks? Nothing will be done to those cheaters and liars so lets just concentrate on the Iraq numbers and of course, the video.

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The Blood Count in Iraq,Wednesday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 52 Wounded,,,Thursday: 2 GIs, 30 Iraqis Killed; 48 Iraqis Wounded,,,,Friday: 1 US Soldier, 21 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded,,,Saturday: 1 GI, 40 Iraqis Killed, 45 Wounded, 41 Kidnapped.

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LOOK! numbnuts on the net!

http://www.break.com/index/the-real-iphone-flight-delay-ad.html
yeah what the add says.!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-chair-pull-knockout.html
drinking 20 hrs straight? um its a wonder he didint fall down alot eariler.

http://www.break.com/index/unconventional_dance_moves.html
um,,,,ok,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sofa-king-we-todd-did.html
ok i stopped watching after one min 50 seconds.

http://www.break.com/index/dirt-bike-racer-crashes-into-stands.html
he should have practised more at walmart parking lot on sunday when its closed.

http://www.break.com/index/dorm-balcony-jump-does-not-go-well.html
well they did bribe him with a buck 50, so if he snaps a ankle over it,, umm well how dumb can one get?

http://www.break.com/index/the-perfect-kickball-shot.html
Kick ball!!!!! that was great fun , but no indoors.

http://www.break.com/index/barf-bags-dont-work-at-0-gs.html
OMG!!!!!!! now thats one flight i hope to never take. Geeze didint the pilot know she was hurling her cookies?

http://www.break.com/index/helium-balloons-lift-car.html
good fake trick there mates. almost had me fooled too.

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-kick-boxing-knockout.html
KO. he makes it seem so so easy too.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-misjudges-corner.html
Not a bright move there mr showoff. He is damn lucky cars didint run em over as he laid like road kill.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-loses-car-down-hill.html
guess using the parking break isint the style and fashion today no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408933
Ugh,,,,,,this is kinda twisted folks. if its real that is.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408926
i wont spoil the ending but its worth watching for mt bike or street biking fans and small car owners.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408943
yanno folks i watched this clip after some cat nip. WACKED! i cant imagine you folks watching under the influence of anything else.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408925
some recent classics from break.com. Incase you missed any.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408921
i didint watch it all i stopped at 2:30

http://www.break.com/index/short-fight-fat-kid-knockout.html
mr. man tits goes down in under a min during this parking lot fight.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408953
dude reminds me of bubba from forest gump and the shrimp this that and the other! cept its called pong.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408942
in case you missed it,,,, recaps of videos from a few weeks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408929
australia goes from nazi style to ear wax eater for its leader . CRIKEY!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408917
maybe he didint hear his trainer when they said, WEAR GLOVES!!!?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408908
MMAF!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408898
how charming for some,,,,,removing back hair with tape....

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408892
its funny due to the dudes laugh after his friend crashes,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=408891
cool but it made my teeth ache after watching this dude.!!!

http://www.break.com/index/brave-neighbor-kills-2-robbers-911-call2.html
Um sorry but if this man witnessed a rape or attempted murder i could see him using a weapon, but a B&E and disobeying a strict warning from a police dispatch was stupid and hes probably in alot of shit due to it.

http://www.break.com/index/father-rips-into-teenage-kid.html
well Dads,, you reap what you sow. In this case, its a spoiled little boy bitch who maxed out your credit card and gives not a one flying leap about it.

http://www.break.com/index/slide-owns-little-kid-twice.html
awww,, poor little guy !!!!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-attempt-at-360-full-pipe.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! sorry but i had to laugh,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/kelly-pickler-on-game-show1.html
its called PRAGUE you dumb bimbo!!!

http://www.break.com/index/stanford-student-flips-out-after-leveling.html
a short lived victory scream,,, oops, dude ya have ten more levels to go thru ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409506
ok the part where the dude sticks his gut in and out is the funny part of the clip, the rest is just,, um,, well watch it for yourself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409497
Oh boy:I can't believe some fag recorded this. Learn to play a REAL guitar. All you're doing here is memorizing pushing buttons like a lab rat trying to get a food pellet.
MMAF @ The comment left on the break page.!!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409505
you knew this was coming right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409503
somehow or another this looked a bit sex ed video like.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409501
isint he just a tad bit to big for that bike?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409502
wonder if the professor will still pass clark kent?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409499
that was kinda funny,,, well for those that ever played pac man.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409492
dude,, folks here knew that about oh 2 years ago!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409491
yeah but what happens when the toilet overflows??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409496
i do that too. except my owners dont have crappy rapp tunes in the background.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409490
um, are ppl really that gungho for this crap or this is just a slight overkill?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409518
didint work hes still hairy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409516
nice to see some break away from boring traditions :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409519
Looks to me like the chick on the left wasint botherd by it at all. More like mesmerized!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409513
not everyone can be tony hawks! BECAUSE tony wears a helmet!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409507
one of my owners lost a eyebrow as a teenager, 19 to be exact. Seems they were drinking wine coolers with friends and were doubled dog dared to jump over a 6ft deep trench and land on the other side, which was full of shale stone and dirt etc. The made the jump , slipped and cut open thier eyebrow . 12 stitches and to this day? a small hairline scar on the eyebrow, hence, no hair grows there.

http://www.break.com/index/car-accident-on-live-tv.html
what were the odds? lucky for the reporter, unlucky for both drivers.

http://www.break.com/index/woman-pissed-about-new-butt-implants.html
looked like a beer gut then a ass implant, MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409976
would have been better if it was rugby clips, no pads or time outs to suck back oxygen either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409980
could come in handy for free drinks at the bar for some ppl .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409957
MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409943
check out the spelling for this video,,,????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=409934
MMAF!!!!!!!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!!

-Well the humans added more outdoor lights today for xmas and after it was dark they turned em on and one of the humans ( the perfectionist) wasint pleased with the colors. So its back to OBI´S this monday to buy more lights ( this time in green) and replace and yank off some other lights and just have the colors, red, white and green. Hmmm to me it would look like the front entrance of a irish pub, but hey iam just a cat. Either way for now Murphy and i, like the lights out there now,, red and multicolored.

Other then that, nothing new going on around here. ´´Wasderface´´ has managed to get some funny video of me on thier sony erricson and with the help of ´´the spoiler´´ will attempt to upload it on this blog. One is of me stalking murphy, who in return is stalking me and we meet up near ´´turner´´ the dragon tree. I know , my owners are odd, they name thier house plants.!

Ok folks, thats all from here in windy rainy germany. Thanks for stopping on down and paying this blog a visit. Take care and talk to you again next weekend. Oh and many thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets! HEROS you gals and guys are.!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.