THE SECOND HUMP DAY OF 2008! did we prepare ourselfs?

Hello fine ppl who stalk this blog. Happy new year to you, or if not then try to enjoy the remaining days untill 2009. Lotta news out there, all about the presidental primaries. Some say Obama aka oprahs bitch will take the lead, others say that hillary, bills bitch, will make a come back. I just hope who ever it is, isint full of shit like the last elections. So no news tonight just the iraq war numbers and of course the weekly dose of morons on tape :)
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Tony snows numbers in Iraq,Saturday: 21 Iraqis Killed, 20 Wounded,,Sunday: 21 Iraqis Killed, 43 Wounded, 13 Kidnapped,,Monday: 52 Iraqis Killed, 70 Wounded, 8 Kidnapped ,,Tuesday: 22 Iraqis Killed, 12 Wounded .
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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/angry-grandpa-pissed-about-dinner.html
drunken granpa is back!!!!!!! i swear that is the worst trailer trash ive ever had the bad luck to see.

http://www.break.com/index/afternoon-affair-busted.html
someday this might actually happen, but with a robot,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/cop-hits-man-in-wheelchair.html
i was waiting for the cop to taze the dude being how he deliberty ran his wheelchair into the cops car (snark)

http://www.break.com/index/woman-pulling-out-of-parking-lot.html
i personaly dont think that was a female driver, more like a drunk leaving a bar shitfaced and having problems with the cars steering .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430208
um, it looks to easy to be true and secondly, i think the dude looked abit odd air guitaring with a belt buckle.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430204
RADICAL! to bad this dude wasint alot of kids science teachers, pretty sure less would fail the class based on complete bordom.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430196
he could have hit the breaks yanno? that might have earned these guys homepage and 400 dollar richer!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430191
could have been more funny if the dog hiked his leg on the bed falling out of moron. but yanno that hindsight thing,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430179
um,,, what the,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430177
dude,you do realize some day soon that your younger brothers will turn on you once they know, they can kick your ass!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430184
nice room,,,,,,i guess.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430173
great move there , jump on a skylight and wonder why you fell and your back hurts.....

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=430169
see now you can see the dangers or droping acid,, it makes your eyebrows grow like the yeti´


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429484
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! great spoof on youtube.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429484
was that peter pan or robin hood downing that beer?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429483
UGH!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429482
See how some ppl just should not drink anything stronger then beer? dude,,you almost punched a cat!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429475
MMAF!!!!!!! for those that ever played Mafia the game either on the pc or the ps2,check out this persons game playing. Love it when they cant get passed thier own guys behind hotel service counter. Oh and ya míght want to turn down the volume,, seems slim shady really booms far too much.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429481
nothing like a good ole winter day spinal snap to straighten out the day aye?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429480
More of the same from above video,,, ouch.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429472
um wtf? ok The hummer part was cool, when he rolled it hahaahaha,, sorry the rest of the stuff was like ??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429471
why do they allow the players to get into fist fights at all? then they seperate em after one of em gets punched or in this case, they just dance the night away.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429469
hes very lucky he didint break his neck, and that he indeed wear a helmet too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429463
And yet he didint wear a helmet and still couldint stand up from his skater board crash

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429459
way cool dude.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429584
gulliable?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429575
funny add, it probaly happend at one point in time

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429530
maybe the dude should use a water hose for the dog, i mean how do you treat cotton mouth for a great dane?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429519
interesting facts one can use to impress folks at a party,,,,,eh,,ya.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429522
i think GEICO just ,might cancell his policy he had with em.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429517
would have been better if the parking lot had like 2ft of snow !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429511
she has moves that make the xbox 360 look like a old atari console

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429510
did Colt Ceavers move to iraq by any chance?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429507
Think one can lable her as a extreamist? STFU already biotch.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429500
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! dude ever hear of neet? yoink some from the gf med cabinet.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429502
excellent commercial ,, sends a powerful message for speeders. or ppl that talk on the cell phone while crossing the street.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429493
think they are too late with thier request about being retarded no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429486
yeah i would have punched her a few times, maybe even did the knee in the face trick to, when she was falling down. That bitch dont deserve any respect.


http://www.break.com/index/bill-gates-last-day-of-work.html
bill gates last day at work spoof. pretty neat actually.

http://www.break.com/index/man-tased-for-filming-police-search.html
um no comment really.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429558
worlds most amazing accidents! Some of these had me flinching and muttering ,, damn,, alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429557
break dancing??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429551
only comment i can make is that thier reaction was like that of many .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429554
were the HBO folks really that demented back in the 70s?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429544
Hope that wasint the baby sitter, geeze kid easy on the wee ones.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429543
MMAF!!!!!!!! one of the drum videos out there that actually made me laugh, this guys a nut case


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429007
one tough chick? i wouldint want to play let go my egg O with her anytime soon.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429005
hard to call on this one. maybe the bus was speeding with weather not accept for high limits or the yellow car really cut them off and the bus had no choice but to,, roll over? i would have hit the rear end of the yellow car and spared myself tickets and loss of a job. BTW the post on this clip reads some nasty, ignore it pretty sure the dude that posted hit has some mother issues!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429000
This happend to one of my owners. abit there wasint a dog sitting in the cage in the living room at the time. Turns out those old hand held tazors can make a person drop to ground in about id say less then 3 seconds.
DO NOT TRY AT HOME!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428999
dude,, your not a stupid drunk jew,, your just a stupid drunk !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428994
CUTE !!!!!!! and love the tune ´´baker street´´ playing in the background as well.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428991
more cinnamon attempts. Id like to see NUT MEG get a shot at this global game yanno?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428986
japan has some crazy ass game shows that make bob barker roll over and wish he was dead.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429009
cool, check out the little kids standing is amazment!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429110
dude!!!!!!!!!! IGA? ugh, one of my owners went shopping there, near by cannan ny or australitz ny and the ground beef smelled like a rotton carcus. This happend twice and after that the owner said f this and went over to mass to go shopping at the big z OR v?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429106
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? its true folks,, enjoy that when your ass schleps to work during a holiday! W00T


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429109
I really think that ppl who ask another to inflict pain to them, be it by a slap or punch or being set on fire for a short ammount of time, are missing someone in their life, in other words THEY are NUTS!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429104
is that Louie Andersons son????????????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429011
if you ask me i think that bastid threw the game (betting) and let his whole frigging team down! Never in hockey have ive seen such a shitty control over the puck.!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429008
repost! but still rather funny to see the dude go Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429001
looks like the old VO-TEC bus one of owners rode on to and from. Those pickups from catskill were bad, then hudson was worse and forget about Ichabod crane,, ahem,,, ok lets move on,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428995
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW omg,, folks,, this is the south? ill take manhatten danke!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429067
what the hell did we just watch?????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429058
ok if you watch this and dont get alittle water around the eyes, then your not human or dead!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429063
DONT view if eating,, or had just ate. pretty gross.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429054
now this dude is cool!!!!!!! check out the air he snaps and didint hit anyone.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429052
ya can tell that was somewhere in Europe, as fire works are LEGAL to buy and use.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429050
kinda looks like ´´wasderfaces´´ brother way back a long time ago. He went flying off a snow path with a sled and dropped 8ft to the road below to see a county snow plow coming. Quick reflexes folks,, quick reflexes.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429047
might be a repost, but check out the dudes friends , hurry up and film his broken face and scratch your nad sack too, never mind to call 9 11 !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429033
BREAK says its websight for guys,, i guess they really werent kidding huh guys? Kenny D is that you?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429022
um,,, wait,, isint he sort of a oxy moron?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429024
another repost but it was rather funny to see this dudes reaction when he caught fire for one second. Love the wax job his legs took !

http://www.break.com/index/the-morning-after.html
Kinda funny but when you read what azt is, its really shocking that ppl were subject this . Link,,http://www.virusmyth.net/aids/index/azt.htm


http://www.break.com/index/catcher-drills-batter-in-head-with-ball.html
chances are he probaly got his ass kicked afterwards by the dudes team mates and quite possibly, the dude that was knocked out too.

http://www.break.com/index/ten-best-weapons-of-all-time.html
i have used 10, and 9, 7 as well,, and 5 lemme see what else,,oh number 2 as well,,, um think thats it ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429100
OK this dude is really off his meds!!! Oh and yeah dillwad, i do think iam cool too!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429097
OMG!!!! remember to look both ways folks. Poor bastard,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429093
Son of the year award?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429092
i would really like to believe that is fake! ALL those dudes just standing there and watch a dillwad stab his wife over and over? No one did anything to drag that scum bag off her. If it were me, i would have dropped kicked that dude in the throat and then curb time for good measure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429071
dogs can break dance ? yep seems so ,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=429074
ok then,,,someone loves hillary

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428605
and more how to do stuff,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428606
radical,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428599
yikes scooby, i dont like the looks of this clip,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428592
Horrible i know folks, but if a deer runs out in front of you during a good speed, DO NOT HIT the brakes.
One of my owners hit two deers in ther driving time , the first one the sherif department asked em if they wanted the deer, after they shot it in the head because it couldint move or breathe either. They were grossed out and told the dude to let the rubber neckers to have it. The seconed deer hit the bumper and up and away it went. Dont brake for bambi,, save your life and others on the road around you.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428585
nice to see adults still having the little kid inside them, take over and play in the snow,, risking injury too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428590
That is a cool bar trick. Deff mo would win him some free rounds of drinks.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428633
BREAKING A DRUM STICK? is this kid insane? dude, no drummer does that on purpose, get out, find your own club now.!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428628
This is your future america,,,,,,embrace it and enjoy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428631
bummer, i was hoping he would land in some ice water like a pond or something.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428625
i think that might have soberd his ass up, no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428624
this song is used for a cellphone company here in germany. Needless to say iam so sick of it by now, id thought to trash your mind and hope this song stays in your head ALL day ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428607
vomit shot , warning towards end of clip. rest was pretty interesting,,i guess,,,,so,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428608
MCguyver is back and hes got more fun stuff to try out !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428602
More how to stuff!


http://www.break.com/index/the-proposal.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! one hell of a twist in that video.

http://www.break.com/index/jason-bourne-roommate-conflict-resolution.html
pretty good acting skills and self done stuntman going on here.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428667
well, he can always be called ´´HAND´´ as a nickname,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428668
real or fake ghost? beats me and iam in no hurry to find out either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428658
MR: WANNA BE?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428647
omg,, how dumb can ppl become? never mind, dont answer that.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=428643
arent rolling papers illegal to sell to minors?? how did these 4 wonders get some ?

Video pick for the week (untill cains back on saterday) is,,,Klicken Sie hier: "Uncle Jay Happy Fourth video" .!!!! hell, even GWB can understand this.
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News From The House Of Murphy And,,,,Co. Nothing really thrilling to tell ya folks. Iam going be another year older come this may, think iam getting old. The humans noticed that when i wake up , i tend to take longer and longer in the stretch department and dont run up to em anymore. Well ok if they holding a kilo of back forest ham,, i might consider such actions but they dont and wont so,,till then, guess they have to wait for me to stretch my fuzzy ass out and get in gear.

Of course this past holidays ppl gained weight around here. Both my owners gained weight due to all those damn xmas cookies. Why make those things and shove em ppls faces that are say, diabetic? or on a strict diet? its like holding a bottle of wild turkey from a fishing pole down on skid row. First they tremble with lust, then lick thier lips and wipe the drool away from the corners of thier human mouths, salvitating for that first,,,,,sip!

Except in this case its the xmas cookies and xmas pastry and all those mon cherrie liquor filled chocolates, or those white chocolate super fat Kit Kat bars. So needless to say, the humans put on about some weight which they are losing now that all that fatty food and treats are out of the house. And they complain when i steal food from cain? Ha! cain is a non stop eating machine, just strap on the ole feed bag, use blinders and hes good to go to town. I think come easter, where the sweet tooth decaying .cavity making cheap candy comes out, we might see one of the humans become,,,,weak and relapse! Till then iam content in knowing iam the only one here in my house of joy, who DID NOT gain weight HAHAHAHAHA

Sorry its kinda hard for me to not gloat yanno? ok thats it from here. Thanks for stopping on by and viewing this blog,,or not! Talk to you folks come maybe thursday, if not then either next monday or wednesday. Enjoy the new year and all the new start overs it can bring to ppl. And stick to your resloutions folks. You will be glad ya did!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Canis timidus vehementius latrat quam mordet - A timid dog barks more violently than it bites. (Curtius Rufus).

CIAO!!!

MvB.

THE WEEKEND EDITION!

Hiya folks and how are you doing so far in 2008? If you are like my owners, then you still need to slide into the new year, test it out and see how it feels on you. So far the humans here arent having much problems with the new year. However, come this weekend iam sure they will have a problem with taking down the outside xmas lights. You know they always get tangled up! OK no news tonight, its nothing but a game of clue in pakistian and obama this and that due to iowa cacus. Lets do the Iraq numbers sadly again, then move on to the video department,,,,,and away we go,,,


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The Blood Count In Iraq,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12133 ,,Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 13 Iraqis Killed, 8 Wounded, 13 Kidnapped,,Monday: 35 Iraqis Killed, 21 Wounded,,Tuesday: 45 Iraqis Killed, 56 Wounded,,Wednesday: 67 Iraqis Killed, 55 Iraqis Wounded,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=12155,,1 US Soldier, 15 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded.
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This Weeks Ass medals and the proper morons on tape.
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http://www.break.com/index/dad-scares-his-son.html
whos the boss? seems dad is , heres proof to show you ;)

http://www.break.com/index/roman-candle-dodgeball.html
Charles rules this game dude.

http://www.break.com/index/the-camel-toe-remix.html
um,,, what the hel,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/biker-owned-by-security-gate.html
no ticket?no happy bike ride thru gate.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=199_1199476044
kinda too small to see what happend,,but its still wacked.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=658_1199467350
pretty sure that trucker pooped a pickel afterwards, that was to close.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ea_1199466969
looks like El porkO needed to run alot more and faster. Love the love handles,,,UGH!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f4_1199428881
birthday parties in Iraq

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a8_1190820271
more of the same ,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=53e_1179230219
dad of the year award,,,,damn dude, lay off the sauce if you have blackouts!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d0_1199477932
omg,, i dont even want to see the aftermath of that car/truck accident.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=195_1199477112
poor lady,, geeze,at least she wasint driving her car into a crowd of ppl.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=891_1199484304
looks like kedfed and britney BOTH suck as parents.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1df_1199479950
oh why not? Iam waiting for ´LEAVE HER ALONE´ dude to pop on line and give his view of this sleezes behaviour.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e32_1199483451
if its true then this dude should pay someone to slap em the face,, with a shovel .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad9_1197782180
love the love handles on this spectator watching a fight at a REO speedwagon show. Dude, tuck you gut in ok?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ad9_1197782180
why are losers that drink wayyyyyy to much allowed inside a football stadium? toss bóth thier asses out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=568_1199405946
OWNED BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6e_1199405887
silly americans,, trying to attempt what the french kids do for sport. Why they could run circles around your bubble gum fat asses and still you would inssits on a oxygen unit. Like your heros in the NFL,, all fatty ...and slow. MuHHAHAHHAHHAHA!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b5e_1199405583
to think some parent worked hard all thier life for this,,,,child? ahh it would have been better if perhaps mom was a sea turtle, came to shore, laid her eggs , flicked sand on them and swam back to sea. After seeing this,, could any of you blame her???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427665
Um whoever the moron was that posted this, please be aware of the fat kid. She , thats right eddiot, she is 4 years old and now in what i believe to be child protection services from her mother. So why show a child, and some ass candy? dude who ever you are,, you NEED Some help!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427655
a beer trucking company? that was the worst job? dude,, the worst job ever is the town dump , in the sticks. You know how many dead deer and dead mob guys turned up inside the truck?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427647
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment really,,, but good job the adults!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427652
i think artie is like working his way to becoming one of the pole dancers , at his local bar.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427646
lemme know how it turned out,, i didint care to finish this ??? shit :)


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2fc1a3722
see , you can tell this young german youth was not taught the correct way to light a firework. Step one, do NOT hold the burning fuse to your face and blow on it !

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=981c19ab58
I have no idea what happend this this mans face,, it really dosint say, but hes pretty heroic folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=529_1180210963
HERO of 2007 award! this dude deserves a round of applause!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de6_1199368877
comon,, she was assinated by the folks who work the puppet goverment in pakistian!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=464_1199342658
this is my rifle this is my gun, this one is for singing and this one is for,, WTF??? RUN!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd7_1199283358
But what does washington care or the UN? its just africa yanno the same africa you and i saw on tv back in the early 70s,, pleading for cash to helo farmers irrigate thier crops,, and feed thier children. That was 31 years ago folks and today??? Nothings changed,because the corrupt fucks dont want change.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a1f_1199296162
dude sounds like a music teacher in the 5th grade, named ..Mr. Syst. is that you dude?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a6_1199349707
and it burns burns burns,, the Tornado of fire,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d6_1199409407
have a pepsi dude!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f6d_1199407390
the boy wonders of the wild!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6b_1199407083
fantastic stage exit guys!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427644
Iit would have been more cool if he had taken the cinnimon challange during this wicked blow dryer demo.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427643
The incredable FUCKED UP FOUR!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427642
Um , where is the ice at 25 -degree freezing water? the pool cover? think these folks are alittle to happy with the inflated , oh and i bet that dude had some shrinkage going on too,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427641
nice snow belly flop matt, sadly me along with 8 million other ppl and pets, were staring at your man boobs as they jiggle away silly ,,,,,,,love the spare tire too matt!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427645
Think that might have all been mini panic attacks. You dont breathe, tence up and hyperventilate. Warning to all soon to become newly weds,, DONT FORGET TO BREATHE!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427603
Now imagine a tiny mouse underneath that thing. Still wish to use a mouse trap?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427594
dont those ppl believe in snow tires? wtf!!! glad the baby was wisked away and the lady was ok.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427583
didint um other bands do this ? and where are they now? i think the rule of speed metal is like over folks.Kinda sounds like ,,,,see i cant remember them now!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427574
She does have a point regarding the goodie two shoes turned sleeze booze hound mommy of the year.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427558
oh she really knows how to jiffy lube YO YO YO YO!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/embarrassing-news-blooper.html
yeah well so is the hired male escort too toots!

http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-gets-dropped.html
i think he was really trying to attempt a DDT! but had second thoughts,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dolphin-scores-a-direct-hit.html
Good Dolphin!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-drives-into-pool.html
um,, maybe she was a water baby birth??

http://www.break.com/index/firefighter-scare-prank.html
whats more funnier, the reaction or the dude behind the camera laughing his wicked laugh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427635
this is by far the worst vent ever!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427636
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427623
i smell oscar material here , no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427599
Um,, what in hell are you watching this for? i did, it made me shake with fear, knowing a REAL person put that on the web!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=427592
think he came in alittle fast for a nice easy landing? hope there wasint a patient on board that bird.


http://www.break.com/index/talk-to-your-kids-about-sex.html
MMAF!!!! great add, to bad it will never be aired on american tv.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-kid-looks-down-barrel-of-potato-gun.html
guess those hunters saftey course are a thing of the past nowadays huh? smooth move there Exlax.

http://www.break.com/index/more-celebrities-without-makeup.html
for all those avon ladies that buy makeup each month, worry not anymore, have a look at these celebs.

http://www.break.com/index/road-rage.html
something tells me that bus ride was really smelling of booze and pot. Oh and check out the truck driver inccident too.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-blow-up-snowman-with-real-cannon.html
i think this took place at the northern Iraqi headquarters, think its some kind of training for the new iraqi recruits???

http://www.break.com/index/bike-destroyed-after-bad-wipeout.html
if the other biker filming him was his friend i would have kept on going due to embarrsment.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-faceplants-into-wall.html
not quite Oxford material ,, is he?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425291
For the soccer fans out there ,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425275
it looks like a crayon drawing dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425419
and his message is what again??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425410
big deal cats do the same thing , except we dont drool in the process.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425395
think the one dude was scared??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425394
cats and dogs can get along together!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425428
Gordy will some day have his ass kicked by the little brother. Nice pillow hit bty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425416
glad i dont know this dude,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425266
given the face he was born with, i guess acting like a moron is all hope he has left to have ppl accept him as he is,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425262
YUCK! he didint even bother to wipe,, ughh dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425258
how can a womans ass get that big´? Wait untill after the ´´gay clip´´ and look for the red head producer? my god she can stop or pull a Abrams tank.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425358
I feel kinda sad that a animal has to use its spray from its anus area to score some catfood from the ratcoons which seem to be in abundant supply .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425321
but in the end ( no pun intended) it looks like the anus charging animal won out and got the cat food.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425325
um,,,,,,,wt,,,,,???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425316
um,, listen to the cameramans laugh??? dude is that you doug??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425307
felt sorry for the dog having to put up with this fake shit. Dudes next time,, try a rabid ratcoon ok?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425296
it was nice and cute seeing two brothers play around, but then out came the word faggot. lemme know how it turned out ok?


http://www.break.com/index/stupid-theif-busts-head-on-wrong-door.html
I Think he was in a haste to be one of few to get the new game of warcraft, needed the money and wasint thinking,,,,at ,,,all?

http://www.break.com/index/the-greatest-prank-ever.html
think he needed a xnanax after that ´´quick job to make some money´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425388
this bitch is wacked!! warning if wearing headphones while viewing, please turn them down.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425387
to tired my arse,, you just suck a wheelies mate!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425376
OK this one has a wee bit to much of over editing. the song kills the audio for the video, the car looks like a VW /late model ferrarri, and all that smoke i swear is mostly fake.Pour bleach on the payvment and do some burn outs, same effect minus the tire damage.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425386
little things for wee minds? how much cigarettes does the one dude smoke ? listen to his laugh its like a vacume cleaner sucking up a roll of 50 cents / thats half a dollar for those that think its about the rapper.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425383
any chance it was a bubble bath?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425373
did the dude only have one sneaker hightop on or was that a foot cast???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=425374
drunks with weights. hey if you have 5 mins to kill this video is for you.


http://www.break.com/index/angry-grandpa-finds-out-hes-on-break.html
i can only hope this second video of the drunken grandpop is a fake. otherwise mankind is screwed.

http://www.break.com/index/teeth-trailer.html
if this is a real movie trailer then iam afraid the smucks in hollywood have run out of any ideas. wtf??

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-paper-airplane-flight-over-nyc.html
very nice paper airplane flight. check it out.

http://www.break.com/index/top-10-internet-videos-of-2007.html
a years review of the some of the best break.com videos , some are great, others,, not so good.

http://www.break.com/index/fastest-way-to-open-a-champagne-bottle.html
yeah but wouldint there be some glass slivers inside the bottle? who wants to swallow that shit?

http://www.break.com/index/iraqi-interrogation.html
frigging guy,, love his interergation speech to the wee ones.

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-girl-owned-by-desert-eagle.html
um she might have done better if she used the other hand to grab her firing wrist. Oh and gained some weight too.

http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-taken-out-hard.html
looks like someone was not standing on ther x marked tape spot!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-blonde-interviews-john-cusak.html
Bimbo alert,,
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!

Nothing really going on here.Although New Years Eve here was nicer since the humans stayed home. The went outside at midnight and watched all the neighbors around this cul de sac, light up thier fireworks. Seems in germany you can go out and buy a shit load of fireworks for your own personal backyard light show during the days leading up to ´´SILVESTER´´ new years eve.

It was nice and us cats werent so scared anymore .Because most of the time, on newyears eve, the humans arent home, and last year us cats hid under the couch as we watched the incoming ! Not this year, we watched from atop of the stair case. The the smell of gun powder got bad. After wards the humans played PS2 biathelon and F1 racing, seems the more beer and brandy one drinks the less the humans could operater thier car on the track. I counted 12 smash up by ´´wasderface´´ But after 6 beers i dont think anyone is much good playing PS2 yanno? Then they played lets dig out the old cd collection and suddenly it was 1994 again. I think one of em went to bed at like 6:30 am because they watched tv and saw the ball drop in NYC new years eve celebration. The other went to bed,, well i wont even tell you how late it was but i will tell ya that they got up at 4:00pm new years eve day.

Ok folks, thats about it from here. Heres hoping your new year is a good one and that your resoulutions you made, take hold ! Thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are!!! Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. Talk to you,, next weekend,, till then check for murphy on this up and coming wednesday ok?

Thanks for paying us a visit, Take care to take care of a pet too!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

THE WEEKEND EDITION!

HIYA folks and welcome back to MVFTLB blog. As you can see in the pic of me above, i have gained some weight! Not that i needed to do so due to my natural big boned stature. However iam sure iam not the only pet or person who gorged themselfs on all the holiday No Nos. Hey iam sure as hell not going to pass on some xmas ham or xmas eve leftovers yanno? Ok you all read the news, saw the crap on thier, its depressing no? So no news tonight just some numbers coming out of iraq. And then of course the crazy ass videos. So enjoy it,,

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Tony Snow and his infamous numbers in Iraq,,Wednesday: 7 Iraqis Killed, 9 Wounded,,,Thursday: 1 US Soldier, 53 Iraqis Killed, 51 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Friday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 10 Wounded,,,Saturday: 1 US soldier, 12 Iraqis Killed; 22 Iraqis Wounded,,,Sunday: 26 Iraqis Killed, 21 Wounded,,,Monday: 15 Iraqis Killed, 22 Wounded, 22 Kidnapped ,,,Tuesday: 62 Iraqis Killed, 105 Wounded ,,,Wednesday: 3 US Soldiers, 36 Iraqis Killed, 15 Wounded,,,Thursday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 13 Injured, 22 Kidnapped,,,Friday: 31 Iraqis Killed, 69 Wounded
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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/asian-roommate-hilarious-wakeup-reaction.html
um why is it that the title must say the dude was a asian?

http://www.break.com/burgerking/the-king-strikes-at-break.html
my owners swear they know the dude thats laughing behind the cam. Mark is that you?

http://www.break.com/index/fire-extinguisher-surprise-challenge.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! after his dirty deed he makes damn well to take his snacks back as he exits the house.

http://www.break.com/index/wife-gets-a-stinky-surprise.html
id say this constitutes a divorce based on cruel and very unusual treatment.

http://www.break.com/index/massive-bike-pile-up.html
wow they all went down like dominos when the one dude fell first.

http://www.break.com/index/demonstrators-get-nailed-with-pepper-spray.html
wt????? why is that woman screaming in the background and why are these ppl demostrating ? wacked video folks.

http://www.break.com/index/another-scooter-roundabout.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny but wait to the end when you hear a little kids voice.

http://www.break.com/index/achmed-sings-christmas-songs.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! this one had me laughing so hard, i cried.

http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-rally-car-fan-ever.html
now that was really a close brush with the reaper!

http://www.break.com/index/homemade-bazooka-nail-gun.html
How many brain cells did this group kill off with the vodka when they came up with this idea? unreal folks.


http://www.break.com/index/kid-hit-by-car-crossing-street.html
id have to say it was the pedestrians fault for darting into traffic like that. Glad hes ok and probably richer now too due to a lawsuit.

http://www.break.com/index/shot-of-20m-scoville-unit-hot-sauce1.html
warning VOMIT ALERT. and i think this ones fake. Before the dude drinks the hot sauce a jug of bad milk is shown, blocking out the dude holding the hotsauce shot. could have easily been switched for something less spicer.


http://www.break.com/index/another-dancing-traffic-cop.html
he missed his calling in life. Dude should became a broadway dance star!

http://www.break.com/index/ho-ho-ho-tko.html
might be another fake but its wild to see santa tackel a shoplifter.

http://www.break.com/index/attack-of-the-flying-puppy.html
um,, my owners had dogs growing up from rottys to shepards and other breeds in between and NOT one of thier dogs EVER jumped into a decorated xmas tree. I think that nut threw her dog into the tree. Your opiniona?

http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBA52B98861E3AD7EB1798026E87579DE4
REMIND ME TO WATCH THIS BEFORE I POST IT!

http://www.break.com/index/trippy-milk-trick.html
That is pretty neat . hmm wonder if anyone watching this who is over age 35, are having flash backs?

http://www.break.com/index/pretty-impressive-bar-trick.html
ohh is he a good blower!! neat trick folks.


http://www.break.com/index/mop-and-bucket-kick-kids-ass.html
see what happen when kids dont stay in school? they become like this man, wet and wonderless!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-accuses-cops-of-illegally-parking.html
Well it is breaking the law by the police. Even though the dude that filmed it is slightly annoying.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-best-alarm-clock.html
That was loud enough to wake the dead. See the dude jump off the couch? priceless.

http://www.break.com/index/brother-owns-singing-sister-with-pillow.html
to quote ´´LATER....:The same Muslim family dragged her outside for singing and dancing and proceeded to stone her to death. Nice image ppl have huh?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-choreographed-fight-scene.html
i always admired these guys who learn this and become masters. Its so cool really.

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-driver-pulls-off-dock-door.html
THINK FAST!!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-pullup.html
i hear metal screws are currently being used to prevent this from happening.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421707
its kind of sad actually. But the end is the kicker!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421687
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the beer pond for a slug. This dude is so damn funny with his comments. Great job of filming too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421694
oooooooooooh aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its nice but whos paying the bill for all those lights?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421680
cool video,, untill the dude had to spit! what is up with ppl spiting on camera being seen or heard?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421686
um the chick in the wayyyyyyy to tight in the waist jeans, lose a few ok hun?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421679
wow wasint she so full of herself,, literaly. lose the saddle bags toots!


http://www.break.com/index/mop-and-bucket-kick-kids-ass.html
see what happen when kids dont stay in school? they become like this man, wet and wonderless!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-accuses-cops-of-illegally-parking.html
Well it is breaking the law by the police. Even though the dude that filmed it is slightly annoying.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-best-alarm-clock.html
That was loud enough to wake the dead. See the dude jump off the couch? priceless.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421687
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the beer pond for a slug. This dude is so damn funny with his comments. Great job of filming too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421694
oooooooooooh aweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its nice but whos paying the bill for all those lights?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421680
cool video,, untill the dude had to spit! what is up with ppl spiting on camera being seen or heard?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421686
um the chick in the wayyyyyyy to tight in the waist jeans, lose a few ok hun?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421679
wow wasint she so full of herself,, literaly. lose the saddle bags toots!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421730
um dude,, i hate to break it you but what you just did , many of millions have already done! yep, its just sad. your bong is nice, but your eyebrows,,,the need some improvment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421731
faced with a threat of his pants being pulled down,, humpty dumpty jumps and lands in loser style!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421718
Office workouts!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421685
great video , but the lingo is a bit rough,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421681
looks like rejects from Mario Cart.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421678
intell inside?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421676
now that was more like it!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421675
hows the beer feel in your eyes mate?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421668
Old but still a classic!!! ;)~


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421671
only dallas cowboy fans can adopt this idea of fun.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421660
its no wonder there are no females present in this beer party. dude you have man boobs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421656
every year this dude does his house out decked in many xmas lights. Some say hes a roadie and light tech.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421657
that one bolt was really cool to get on film.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421653
if they were real men,, they would have made sure the foam fingers were wet from a nice dunk in the bath tub, froze and then do the foam slap!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421651
hope that wasint the kids dad,, just a drunk uncle.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421643
will some explain this to me? no really explain not lie .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421642
this kid did a excellent job on GTR HERO 2. lets hope he actually takes up the real gtr and makes some kick ass riffs!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421639
With 50 cents help even the most boring exercise shows can improve.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421638
ok i got sick of seeing this link on breaks websight and decide to host a post. What ever it means, iam sure somesone is going to jail in china!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=421636
I really doubt that this film is vintage. If so,, congrats to the owner and preserver for a back then pole dance/strip tease act surviving that long to make it here after how many years?


http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-wii-accident.html
Fun with a wi controller? of a good fake job?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-blonde-agrees-to-get-punched.html
not that i condone violence but was that a girl that punched the blonde in the face?

http://www.break.com/index/charlie-bit-me.html
ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! such cuties these two young lad are.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422162
maybe hes the ´´cousin´´ that no one really likes ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422158
wow! that kid was cruising ultra fast on that toy tractor, wonder how his face feels now?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422151
iam surprised he wasint beaten up on the subway by a angry young female!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422148
rim shot!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422138
MMAF!!!! hes so proud of himself with the 3% .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422142
thats something iam sure my owners wished they knew when they went to NY state back in august!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422137
maybe the dry drunk saw a yeti? i mean he says he started drinking pretty early in life, might have burned alot of brain cells.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422121
HOLY MOLY!!!!!!!!!! wonder if the elephant messed the tiger up? did the dude live?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422118
WARNING! another vomit video due to some morons drinking very very shcarf sauce.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422112
um,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422113

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422111
Take away the double bass pedal and he would be LOST on the drums.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422107
Heinz is better then kraft ketchup. Never once had to shake a bottle of heinz to get rid of the liquid that builds up on krafts.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422100
not as good as the other street drummer but with practice he shall get there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422096
i thought it was funny being how mom rememberd the moves way back then. the morons on the webpage can be really sick and should seek some mental health help soon.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422082
worth the time to check out these new and upcoming stage comedians!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=422087
Very touching video for ppl who lost a spouce to cancer.


http://www.break.com/index/the-dancing-weather-girl.html
why its best to not watch the morning news in nys anytime soon again.

http://www.break.com/index/hanglider-faceplants-after-takeoff.html
borton sucks,,,,go back to flying toy airplanes dude.

http://www.break.com/index/backyard-skunk-catapult.html
i dont condone such retards but i thought it would be cool to post losers abusing animals due to the fact they are to fucking stupid to bye some ratcoon proof garbage cans. Ever hear of Rubber Maid morons?

http://www.break.com/index/another-failed-backflip2.html
another wanna be USA mens track and team member?

http://www.break.com/index/the-next-tony-hawk.html
show me what ya got! cute kid but iam sure the downstairs neighbors dont think so ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/brother-blow-dryer-prank-ownage.html
MMAF body builder right,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/ant-eater-cant-get-it-up.html
ahemmmmmmmmmm,,,

http://www.break.com/index/airplane-knocks-over-truck.html
ill make sure to avoid this airline and pilot,,,

http://www.break.com/index/name-this-song.html
yanno i was thinking it sounded like that but didint dare blurt it out case i was wrong

http://www.break.com/index/the-man-with-another-100-voices.html
MMAF!! this guy is great with voices.


http://www.break.com/index/angry-grandpa-ruins-christmas.html
as soon as that fat prick came thru the door i would have said hey i gotta show you something with my car, then dropped em with a oil soaked 2x4. Garbage like him, dont deserve any family.

http://www.break.com/index/christmas-morning-broken-nose.html
another one that had far to much eggnog or fruitcake,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dairy-queen-theif-gets-caught.html
crime doesnt pay,, unless your the crime stopper.

http://www.break.com/index/puny-criminal-gets-his-ass-kicked.html
HAHAHAHAHHAA sorry i had to laugh at this pussy ass punk. see what ya get when you dont fair with the man?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424451
HES IN!!! at first i thought i was watching damien home movies,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424430
do yourself a favor,, fast foward untill you get to zeit 2:04 then watch the big ooooh boom.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424431
had he missed the city would have face a huge lawsuit. lucky for all the cop didint.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424441
Fun facts about booze. Just in time for NYE!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424443
fun with airbags,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424418
amazing what digi drums can do nowadays. cool clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424411
NOW YOUR MESSING WITH A;,, wait that was FogHat, not Moutain,,,sorry.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424424
funny,,, he managed to slur thru the recipe,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424429
WOW! think that might teach some wanna be muggers to not do what this poor sob, did?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424422
fake. she had zell gell on.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424426
next time your filmling , please tell your ? to shut up! we wanted to see where this wasp took the dead spider to.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424415
UGH! dude that really had to hurt like hell and it was just a drill to!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424413
how incredibly fucking stupid for these lads,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424459
when its wing gets broke will you film too before or after you throw it against the wall and put it out of its misery? EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=424457
just how old is that cinimmon?

AND THE WINNER IS,,,Klicken Sie hier: "LiveLeak.com - Your Say: Some Funniest Your Says of 2007"
now thats some funny stuff.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!

Nothing, Xmas came and went here with a dull thud of a anxiety and depression. Seems my owners well one of ems , has to get used to the fact that is no more calling home to wish thier dad merry xmas like they did for 15 years since the moved out. Theres really no one to call for them, as thier family is like all over the USA but no togeather. The way i see it is this,, let those folks call my owner yanno? Shit they didint even get a xmas card this yr!!! Nothing but ´´wasderface´´ sent xmas cards and some gifts too.

Us cats got our holiday dinner and it was YUM YUM!! we had sheba moist in the golden tin, me and murphy split it two ways other wise i get sick from eating to fast and to rich food. Got that on xmas eve and xmas day and the second xmas day :) yeppers germany here celebrates two days of christmas.

So now is the upcoming new year and i think the humans are doing good. No more anxiety attacks and no more wondering if they can make it thru the holiday season without blatting like a baby. Seems they both made it thru :) And this year the humans are staying home with us cats !!! COOL this will make um 2 nye that they stayed home with us. I can say iam looking much forward to it too:)

Ok folks, thanks for your visit to this blog, hope you enjoyed yourself. Talk to you probably come, monday i think. I ll make sure to have some video up when the fireworks go off on New Years eve here. Yeppers here you can buy legal fireworks and we are talking the bad boys too. Take care pet owners /lovers of the world and massive thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are !!!

From out home to yours, please drive responsibly this new years eve and dont let friends drive drunk. Be safe and enjoy the New Year folks.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CREW OF MVFTLB, BLOG!
and if you dont celebrate christmas, then have a happy monday eve and merry tuesday.

Best regards to all,

Murphy, Cain and the ´´humans´´

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