THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Happy snowy night to you folks who finaly have gotten some snow! Here in Germany , i can now say that indeed its nice and white outside. GOOD! From my vantage point on the top floor of my house, i can see the moron humans who didint bother to put snowtires on yet, slip and slide up the hill here :) !

Ok so lets get friday nights blog of with something of a bang.

it seems that back then, there were alot of ppl that really liked to go to sears, especialy when they were having a white sale? and then they would dress up like those morons above and do some things like this,http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6298013.stm and think that the law would never catch up to em. One of the old farts now charged for the murders, was at the time a deputy sheriff, and the other a church decon? how nice for the community . Heres hoping they spend the rest of their arthritic sick asses behind bars.

However, you humans can rest easy now. Today things have changed. If such injustices are commited against ppl of color or religion, well then sometimes, thats called a act of god ya see.

otherwise, then some mighty powerfull men in charge like George W Bush would have at least mentioned it during his SOTU speech right?http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/25/bush-katrina-reaction/ I mean, even katie is wondering what happend to that part of history ?

Of course there are some that say such a notion is silly to even mention. Ppl of non white color are celebrated, even by white folk too. Take for instance this man,

and how some young ppl decided to throw a party for the day off that comes with this mans dream! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0125071mlk1.html I think the photos depicted on the above story ,show just how much progress has been made in some ppls opinion. Maybe its something thats learned and applied in other coutries as well?

Heres a articule that shows alot of that

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Video_Shia_Iraqi_soldiers_beat_Sunnis_0125.html

after all humans, its always someone elses fault. a few ass kickings can make some feel better about the situation . or BLAME CLINTON works too for some.

on the flip side of the coin, brings you humans this to add to the list of other humans being pissed off for one reason or another, good read too.http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,462149,00.html

yet again here is another side of the coin where alot of ppl are asking , why do we have to rebuild it when someone else decided to flame the flames of its destruction?http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6299037.stm

The dudes, below, wanted it, told folks he would help rebuild it, and yet not muchs been done. Just where is this fellow anyways?
we all know hes not hanging with OLMIE!

speaking of, seems ,OLMIE dont play that!http://rawstory.com/news/2006/Israeli_Knesset_panel_approves_pres_01252007.html

olmie has got bigger fish to fry, now that half of his cabinet has turned up dirty and on the take for money and bribes and kickbacks, oh my!!!!

My owners didint bother to check for the blood count today in Iraq, but yesterdays stood at this number,for everyone there, http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10394

the lucky ones that lived, made it see their face, plasterd on newspapers or blogs or some watery version of news.

Because of shit like this articule, http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/25/rehm-iraq-nie/ things probably are alot worse. Only those that know for sure, arent ready to share with the rest of the word. Maybe some words have to be adjusted to fit it better in the minds of many.

Not this man though. Seems hes had it with those morons in the white house and has called em on it.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/25/hagel-cheney/ you go chuckie!!

Odd news,, http://www.wyff4.com/news/10841468/detail.html

dont visit us, too much money and you can get this http://www.breitbart.com/news/na/paFluThu19Europeanflu.html

Oh if some dont have enough to complain about ,,

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23383023-details/Pop+singer+sues+for+£1m+over+botched+lip+implant+surgery/article.do

News from The House Of Murphy And Co, finds that the human owners went back to Dr. Do little and demanded the dude give em stronger antibiodicts. I think the doc was taken back at this. But sometimes , ones got to speak up or face being taken for a cry baby or someone who knows nothing. Afterwards, the doc relented and wrote mega scripts for the humans to get over the sinus infection thats now complete with blood, and the bronchitis thats almost walking phemonia, from the other human owner.

Oh and the roofers came out yesterday !! just in time too due to the snow fall we have now . One guy was well rather, not really fit for the job . Half of his buttock region was sticking out from his rather too short sweat shirt and had a beer gut the size of oh id say 30 pounds of chewed bubble gum! He made the younger dude, run downstairs to get the roofing ladder and climb up and fix the hole.

I think the large porlty dude was the supervisor and the young dude the new guy? either way, the roofs fixed and all is well in the land of beer, wild pigs and snow :)

I might add, that during the roofing thing, the door was left open and murphy and i, had a chance to sneak out , but opted not to. Probably because of the bitter cold weather, plus the fact that when we looked up, all we saw was massive hairy buttocks from the roofing supervisor dude. He was 3 rungs up and from our view point it was not something us cats wished to view any closer. We ran back inside after and waited for em to leave.

FUNNY TIME !

all the more hands the better. and arent these things made of plexi glass today?

http://www.break.com/index/three_man_dunk_shatters_glass.html

http://www.break.com/index/dorm_door_foam_prank.html# somes gonna kicked their ass kicked!

trying to impress the mail order bride to be?http://www.break.com/index/idiot_tapes_himself_driving.html

cool trick! http://www.break.com/index/whiskey_and_water_bar_trick.html

This dude caught some very bad wind! http://www.break.com/index/ski_jump_bad_landing.html

All for a piece of bambi? http://www.break.com/index/deer_fight.html

for the homophobe in your family, heres one . http://www.break.com/index/homophobic_christian_rock.html

scar tissue? http://www.break.com/index/rough_sledding_accident.html

I feel sorry for the poor bastard who married her after this!http://www.break.com/index/bride_freaks_out_and_cuts_off_her_hair.html

Why all feet remain firmly planted on the ground at all times in my house

http://www.break.com/index/lucky_parachuter.html

gitty up gitty up 409!! http://www.break.com/index/hamster_spin_cycle2.html

ok humans, i think I hear someone in the kitchen. That means they are making a midnight snack and for us cats, some serious begging skills must be applied.

Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world . Danke for reading this blog and i hope you had fun in doing so. If not, well things could be worse, say, you could be like Bush and live in the land where nothings real and all your friends are the invisiable ppl under the oval office desk.

And mega thanks to the first responders that risk their lifes to rescue ppl and pets.

Heros you guys and gals are. GOD SPEED THE TROOPS HOME!

see ya tomorow gang.

Regards,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN,,,,,,,,,And CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Anticipation!!!!!!!

Greetings folks who have paid yet another visit to this blog. Heres hoping your day went well . So lets get it started for thursdays blog. ( germany is 6 hours ahead here) should we all do the ketchup song now? articule below as follows.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6296299.stm

Its now offical that Mr. Kerry Ketchup will not seek a second attempt to run for president in 2008! I guess, that botched joke he made about troops being stupid, really nailed it for his career as a president. He could however ask to have a seat at the cabinet if the demos win the 2008 election as say, the head honcho at the Food and Drug Administration.

Less then 24 hours after Bush made his SOTU , heres a story thats a clear indication that congress just isint up for the ´´one more chance´´ deal.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6296397.stm Now its just sort of like prelimiary but if its already failed there,, you know its going to do a nose dive on the house floor and die in agony like most bills do. Sorry Bush, but ppl have had it with your one more chance crap.

Heres a story my owners read and wondering just what this could and will all lead up to. Perhaps they are taking the scenic route home? <<http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/news/world/16525948.htm but then again, something tells all of you humans, thats not going to be case. Now we kinda know why bush said lastnight in his speech that he wants americans to cut their gasoline useage by 20%. Of course, there will be a shortage once the shit hits the fan over in Iran.

Another story, this one comes from london. Now america was founded by forefathers who saw fit to keep seperate church and state. and that used to be the case, because of the crappy way it was and still is done over in london. check this articule out folks,,http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/politics/article2180786.ece

Cherie needs to stfu and get out of her husbands office.If the Poodle had any balls he would tell the daft twit to leave his job to himself to manage.

Were you ever oppressed? watched? kept from living your life free? couldint march and demostrate to show your displeasure over your goverment? were your views, hindering your job advancments or did you lose your job over em? did a univeristy kick you out because of all the above? if you said yes, its too damn bad you didint live in the former Commie east germany. Because now they are paying folks who had to suffer thru all that. http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,461890,00.html Yes, yet again, the west must bail out the east . Id like to know where the money is going to come from, but then it dawned on me. After they raised the taxes here up another 3% making it a total of now 19% taxes on everything, thats where the money will come from and be used! While jobs leave the west to help the east, and now money will be shoved up their asses, its kinda of gotten us folks who live in the west alittle puzzled. But pffft, someones gotta make up the differance yanno? Enjoy west folks.

While we are speaking of the east of germany, heres a rather gruesome articule my owners spied and were horrified to say the least! http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,461986,00.html Um,, wtf? Now thats some really sick ass twisted SOBs . read it but be warned its not a nice story for cat owners or lovers either.

Instant asshole? no need to add water? just shove a mic in its face and like a chia pet one gets this! http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/24/gibson-obama/ This man not only looks slightly off kilter, but his so called journalist reporting is briming with bullshit from top to bottom. I have no hope for ppl that watch or listen to FOX news. If anything, iam pretty much laughing at em. my owners snicker at some of em while viewing the daily show and a clip is used about Fox news.

But , they were such nice boys too!http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070124/ap_on_re_us/guilford_assault_4

if this does indeed to turn out to be nothing more then a bunch of drunken assclowns who beat down someone for looking like a terrorist, then id say, kick em all off the campus. and no more football either. My owners for the life of em, cant believe that this could really happen because of someone looking brown and has a accent? Unreal shit folks. I mean in Moscow, it is comon for skin heads to stomp, beat and sometimes kill folks who arent white or dont speak russian, true. But then again, the United states is NOT russia !

For the love of mankind, shove a hailburton stock in it already DICK!http://edition.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/01/24/cheney/index.html

With missing shingles still, my owners are hoping the roofers get here fast with this news!http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/24/europe.weather.reut/index.html

Some odd news,,

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/asiapcf/01/24/boy.chickens.reut/index.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/24/russia.python.ap/index.html

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science/01/24/shark.japan.reut/index.html

News from The House Of Murphy and Co, brings tales of more illness. Now it seems that´´ wasderface´´ is sick again with the sinus infection they thought they were over. It seems that the dr, whom both of my owners went to, was and is alittle wussy when it comes to perscribing antibiodicts. So now its back to the drs again this friday for both of em. Ones sneezing and blowing their nose, the other, still has bronchitis and its not getting any better. 4 weeks of this shit and even i, am begining,to think the humans , doctor is a EDDDIOT!!

The roofer didint show today. Nice. And its colder then a witches tit outside since a cold front moved in too. Cain and I got into it again tonight. I was just messing with em and he suddenly freaked out and jumped on me. mega weight so we fought untill one of the humans barked a squeaky voice for us guys to ´´stop the shit´´ . I ran upstairs, cain hid, etc. same old same old. Ok lets end the news here for now and do this,,

TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!

she cant hear shit! http://www.break.com/index/megan_morales_cant_hear_shit.html

They all suck , heres a trophy for it! http://www.break.com/index/exclusive_crank_yankers_clip.html

Whos the asshole that organized this?http://www.break.com/index/bystanders_too_close_for_building_demolition.html

nicks on the sauce again! http://www.break.com/index/nick_nolte_drunk_at_sundance_festival.html

his ego is toast! http://www.break.com/index/girl_beats_guy_wrestling.html

MMAF!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=213446

EDDDIOOT!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=213407

Fights on ice!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=213417

MMAF!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=213350

OMG MMAF!!!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=213353

Well folks its that time of the night where i must go snack , then do a paw wash and other assorted washings that i will not share here with you.

Thanks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not! Hope you all enjoyed your time spent here, if not, use the comment box to offer any insight or ideas.

Talk to ya fine folks, come,,,,tomorow. Take care and remember to let the cat in before bedtime. And if your doctors dont heal you humans right the second time, find another one who will. always ask for second opinion. You do when it comes to your pets right?

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Cuiusvis hominis est errare; nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare - Any man can make a mistake; only a fool keeps making the same one.

CIAO!!!!!

TO MUTE OR NOT TO MUTE!!

Greetings folks and happy wednesday to ya! ( germany, 6 hour time diff) so, are we all ready for George W Bush, state of the union speech? I think my owners will be watching the sports program and rooting for their player choice over at the aussie open. Dont get me wrong. In the past they have watched other presidents give the SOTU, with more fan fare then the current president. The last time they did attempt to listen to Bushs SOTU speeches, they ended up muting the tv and cranking the stereo. It kinda looked like old bush himself was singing the song on the stereo. Oh and the name of the song well one of em was ´´whiskey in a jar´´ by metalica, and other songs by em too. Just untill the commander in chief left the airwaves. It was actually funny. well for them.

NEWS! lets bring ya folks up to speed with the news happening from the world. First on the list is this ,,,http://alternet.org/story/47127/ and its a damn good read too.

And if anyone was expecting any differently then you will be disapointed to read about this, http://thinkprogress.org/. Did we really think that Bush would dare mention anything about katrina? Pffftt!

Now this news articule really made ´´wasderface´´ all warm and fuzzy inside, being how they are a american living in Germany. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6286755.stm I think the cockales in their heart didint warm well either. But once again, who can we thank for that?

ATTENTION LEFT OVER RATS! your ship has sunk, please let go of the railing and climb aboard the rescue ship REALITY! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070122/ap_on_go_co/us_iraq,, ahh the sounds of many little flip flops running up and down the capitol stairs. The pitter patter of rat feet in their pathetic attempt to look like they have any conscience left. Wonder if Decon would help speed up the abandonment process?

One more for the Ship Out! http://stripes.com/article.asp?section=104&article=42982. Nice, how utterly nice . Since now the US armed forces are stretched too thin already, this will really make the war on drugs look like a joke. With the bumper crop of poppies, that grew like rag weed over in Afghanastan, Iam sure the dealers will love this new change in the game. Sends out a mixed message.´´ Drugs, ahh it has to wait, we are gonna go get that oil for now.´´ Brilliant really.

what is the dilemia about this? http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,461682,00.html leave her ass locked up! I dont think we will see, say the unibomber get out after serving her amount of time she did.

This articule here was like ´´what? the google got it ´´? http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,461667,00.html Hmm i wont even ponder or speculate as to how that was pulled off and why. Leave up to the masters of putes, to figure it out.

Who buries cars? and why? http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/01/23/buried.car.ap/index.html guess these folks do. Makes lots of ppl wonder if its now a rust bucket, that leaked its gas and oil into the ground, or will just look new and dandy the day it was buried. Ppl are odd. and some think cats are odd, no. Its the other way around. The only thing we bury is our poop. even then not 100% of the time either.

Yet more death tolls. http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10370 My owners dont think this will stop no matter what. Its just to damn late. But yanno, what do the chumps in the white house care? or the morons that voted to go to war? sure sure, some say they regret it. But if they had any real balls they would have went with their gut feeling and said NAY on the vote. To late now.

Seems that ´´the libby´´ wont go down as the scape goat he was intended for. well my my my, now what will karl do? http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/story/0,,-6365671,00.html. My owners and myself too, personaly hope that libby squeals like a pig, sings like a canary and expose´s all the dirty little secrets.

On to news in hollywood! http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/01/23/D8MR1A1O1.html

my owners are hoping that martin scorsese, finaly nabs one! The rest of the movies look good and iam sure once they are out on DVD, the humans here will scoop em up like mad to view.

News here from the House Of Murphy bring us with pretty much of the same. The humans called the roofing company and were told, that they arent the only folks with the same problem. They were asked how many shingles were missing(three now) how big the hole was( about foot and half long and wide) and if there was any way they could reach it and use a tarp untill one of the roofing ppl can get over to fix it? (No) Ok, so today, no roofer again.


Then to top it off , it seems that the local cable tv provider was doing matience here and ripped, dragged, or broke one of the main underground wire bundles and there was no tv all day!! NONE. This happend at 12 noon and finaly it came back on at 8:00pm . What if there was a ´´breaking news´´ and my owners werent aware of it?



I noticed that on the comment part of my blog, my buddie elvin from catster was suprised to see that cain is pushing 26 pounds. Yep elvin he is. My owners are almost afraid when its time to take us to the vets for the booster shots. What will the vet say? Ö I dont think they make stair masters for cats. a treadmill, cain would just roll around on and lazor light toys are only good for about 4 mins , then cain plops and just watches it. No more chasing. I suppose its another trip to the pet store and buy yet again new cat food . This time for over weight kittys. Well, i hope my brother likes Tofu cat food. Cause iam sure as hell not eating that shit. I got my anti bladder infection food and its mighty fine, and with flavor too.








TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!


was that the cops or the druggies hanging on the drug dealers van?
http://www.break.com/index/drug_dealer_tries_to_get_away.html


wheres the target again? http://www.break.com/index/military_attempts_to_find_insurgents_in_tower.html

hard worker? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212915

HOLY SHIT this is bad road rage! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212905

Anxiety attack on the field? Should call it barfball! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212904

MMAF!!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212892

CRAZY! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212869

I like max :) http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212862

And with that being that, id say my time is done here. Thanks folks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not.! And get the pop corn and tissues ready for tonights SOTU speech, by George W Bush. Id say also get the remote ready to mute it . or just shut the damn tv off ! I think my owners will read about it , and watch the tennis matches in australia tonight. I mean, they are sick enough with colds and bronchitis, i cant see making em anymore sicker, with Bush and his pack of lies yanno?

WORDS OF WISDOM ,,,,,,,Eventus stultorum magister - Events are the teacher of the stupid persons. Stupid people learn by experience, bright people calculate what to do. ( i think thats good for tonight givng the Bush speech , dont you?)

CIAO!!!!!!

DEJA VU?

Thomas Anders, singer of Modern talking,1984-2000

Pete Burns, Singer From Dead Or alive 1985-current.

Fathers of Bill, From Tokyo Hotel? Or advanced gene splicing?

Greetings again fine folk. Happy tuesday to you . Now tonight iam going to start this blog off with what my owners were saying from watching a tv show here earlier tonight and made the following observations.

Is it me , or my owners, or are the above photos from differant times and styles of music, doing a history repeating? You be the judge and decide. I myself think Bill is ripping off the look of the early 80s singers . But then , i dont care of all 3 bands above either. Much to Much loud and techno and well high pitched singing. My cat ears cant take it !

OK lets get it started with tonights news, from yesterday.( 6 hour time diff here)!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/20/AR2007012001402.html it appears that some super lifers in washington are now mulling over the idea that perhaps their time has come to offer a more fresh and up to date with the times we are living in. One can only hope this takes place, as senators and congressmen in their 80s really have no clue about today. I mean look at the one old dude that compared the internet to a system of tubes and exclaimed ´´ITS NOT A TRUCK´!! sir, please step aside.

This now seems more clear that The Con( condi rice) wants to buy the world a coke and teach it harmony!http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,461247,00.html But she wont take back the empties iam sure. How mighty nice of her.

Why is the world feeling more and more like a shell game for you humans?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,461281,00.html find the bean and conquer the planet. Remember humans , the hand is quicker then the eye. I along with a great many ppl, really pray that Bush will stop playing like david copperfield with making shit appear and calling it magic!!!

YO! Olmie, what are you doing? EDDDIOOT!! http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,461296,00.html This was a missed chance and you blew it. Hell, alot of the humans involved blew it. Any by this blowjob, once again countless innocent lifes are put into harms way yet again.

Egos, deals and lies,, all in one shiney package.

What a horrible weekend it was in Iraq http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10365 and today was even more carnage. And now that the prime minster of Iraq, has agreed to the american forces to withdraw his protection for al sadar, looks like its going to get even more ugly. Check and mate, has happend.

My owners are now to the point of making bets when they turn on the BBC here , that there will be a ´´breaking news´´ about iraq .

A case of finders keepers? http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/01/22/uk.ship/index.html

massive instant gifts for this xmas for some. For others, wheels to zoom zoom zoom around the town. all for free! Not to mention lovely parfume for the ladys and other goods that are bobbing up along the coast. Wonder if the beach patrol will ask folks,, ´´Paper or plastic´´ after they made their selection? Wonder if there is anything in those containers that a cat would enjoy to have? Hmm

Why dont you come back ? Please hurry, http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.marinecorpstimes.com%2Fnews%2F2007%2F01%2FtnsCorpscomeback1.19%2F come back and fight for good this time!!

Unreal folks. I cant believe that they are asking marines to return to the corps and join the fighting in iraq. Now so far the time frame is for marines that left in 2001. Something tells me that that number will be lowerd to say the guys that were in Gulf war one, know the lay out, the lingo and have some mighty fine skills that are needed in iraq. But in the words of some former ex bush cabinet member, ´´we arent going to be a nation building force, we will mirco size the boots on the ground´´ Ahhh rummy,, how your words will come back to haunt your ass.

Seems to some humans that the wolf has howled and loud i might add!

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/01/22/cnn-obama-debunk/ I guess even blitzer couldint sit by and watch his profession be turned into a assclown show by the likes of another news network and made this report ! Good Job wolfy! Cept its alittle too late . Was it because the VP wife bitched slapped you on the air and asked you if you wanted the US to win in iraq? made the question look like you were SATAN?!!

How Con--vinent!

News here from The House Of Murphy finds things not so good! Now this old house stood the test of time during the hurricane from last friday. Only problem is, left over winds, have seemed to blow lose two shingles from the roof! Ö

Of course this was found out this afternoon by a very nice mystery neighbor who phoned my owners and told em that they can see the roofs messed up.

Sure enough the humans went out and saw it was true! Call the roofers, they say , we will call you back. They wait, nothing. So tomorow my owners will get up early and call back the roofers and remind em that come thursday, rain will move in and really ruin the ceiling ! EDDIOTS!!

´´The Spoiler´´ visited the docs monday and indeed got a new more stronger dose of antibiodicts! I guess some drs hear but dont listen to patients? Either way, since they started this new med, they seem to be doing better. Of course their voice is sounding more and more like a squeak but, with the bad, humans have to take the good. At least the coughing has quelled somewhat and the chances of breaking any ribs, is now gone! Not alot to tell ya folks about home here. I sleep, eat and raise hell all night untill ´´wasderface´´ leaves for work. Or has a day off and use em for launch pads in the bedroom. The other one, ´´the spoiler´´ is still stuck on the couch and might be able to actually lay down and sleep in the bed once again. I hope so, i miss em! I can take the farting if it means they are back on their side of the bed yanno? Besides,, mine are ten times worse and with the fan ´´wasderface´´ has to have on , well,, good luck on the downwind ;)

Ok TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!

ahh the audi drivers !http://www.break.com/index/audi_drifting_on_roundabout.html

knee pads? http://www.break.com/index/table_jump_face_plant.html

shit folks, i wont even jump down from the top stairs! this human is nuts.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing_cliff_jump_onto_boxes.html

winner of the fourth medal? damn!

http://www.break.com/index/gymnast_bad_landing.html

Ali, you moron! http://www.break.com/index/dude_breaks_arm_jumping_off_box.html

I Bet he was a bed wetter too! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212416

Love the crooked smile! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212361

MMAF!! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212362

Come on baby light my fire! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212347

MMAF!! never flew but my owners have and had some of this happen.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212303

alittle fire scare crow? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212264

holy shit batman! ouchie,http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=212258

once again , thanks for stopping on by and reading my blog, or not. Talk

to you fine folks once again come tomorow. Till then, make sure you let the cat in for the night . Oh and who here is wishing that Nadal or roddick, beat federer at the Aussie open? man what a match today it was with Nadal VS murray. Glad to see that Nadal won ;)

Heres hoping your roofs are fine and so is family and friends.

And be gratefull for the neighbors you humans have, that never bother you, only when they see your home is in need of a fast repair :)

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,,Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito - Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them.

CIAO!!!!

Iam Back!!!!

Happy monday to ya fine ppl who stop by and read my blog. My weekend went well, i slept, ate and played alot. Plus i mananged to beat up Cain alittle bit too for added kicks. Hey, the cats pushing 26 pounds, i think he needs once in awhile a reminder to like run and exercise more. If that means by me chasing em, even better for his over all health right? So without further delay , lets start the blog off tonight with this fine read,

http://alternet.org/envirohealth/46838/ all i can offer in my opinion is that iam glad iam a cat and drinking from toilet bowls that do not need any form of pertroleum and eating grass from the ground not out of a plastic bowl, is fine with me. Now for you humans, everythings made from some form of pertroleum and thats kinda got you alittle over the barrel.

As for the ´´surge´´ of troops that president bush was tooting very loudly this past week, it seems that instead the USA and its ppl have gotten a surge of dead troops. 23 familys somewhere somehow will have to accept that this past weekend was one of the worst for the troops and the never ending violence in Iraq.http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=10364 How my owners wish that someone would start Impeachment proceedings against the man in the whitehouse! Plan after Plan of Bushs war on terror has done nothing but make things worse and at the cost of a great many lives too. My heart goes out to the familys and thier losses.

Can we really blame em?http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/news/world/16501285.htm They were royaly screwed over by Bush sr twice and then again by the son bush jr. I think 3 times was the charm and these folks are saying piss on that, its our time for some self preservation buddie.

The next 3 articules my owners read and which i will post, might leave some with a bitter taste in their mouth. Perhaps even the words anti-semite, might spring to mind. I assure you folks, thats neither nor the case. I point out bad shit on all walks of life. Religion isint a factor when a crime is commited. So heres articule one for you to read, http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/baltimore_county/bal-counterfeit0119,0,3305965.story?track=rss WOW what a stiff sentence for that man!

Yet somewhat more of the same, http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,1959356,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=12, good read for you humans.

Guess the idea started back then over 60+ years ago? http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=1563532006

If your getting the point iam trying to make , good. If not, ill try to explain. Why is it that dollars are being counterfited and those caught let go with a meager sentence, or just swept under the carpets, and in some cases, kept hush for yrs? Makes no sence folks. If that was a average joe caught doing that, we all know damn well and good, his sorry ass would be off in some federal prison for a considerable amount of time.

Since the above topic kinda dealt with lame duck punishments, heres a articule my owners read and found amusing and were happy for the duck! Amazing for the duck, and iam sure creepy for the lady. http://www.rawstory.com/showarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fapnews.myway.com%2Farticle%2F20070120%2FD8MP95K01.html

oh and yet another excellent read is this link, http://www.antiwar.com/orig/cook.php?articleid=10359 sad too. Iam hoping this mans futher predictions do not come true for the country in question.http://www.antiwar.com/orig/cook.php?articleid=10359

This could be a good thing actually, http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Rep._believes_Democratic_media_reform_bill_0121.html

Another story of curious George and his bad case of being deaf?http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/01/20/AR2007012001446.html

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070121/D8MPBRTO0.html WOW thats alot of ppl launching their plans to run for the next presidency. My guess is, over half if not more, will drop out amid scandal and or past mistakes that will cost them their partys endorsment as well.

NOW, i understand justice john roberts comments about judges not making enough money. http://www.forbes.com/2007/01/17/richest-women-entertainment-tech-media-cz_lg_richwomen07_0118womenstars_slide_14.html but i will add that unlike himself, judge judy has more human like quality and isint a wet blanket to watch in action either. Maybe if they installed cameras inside the supreme court, their ratings and pay will increase too?

For whom ever knows these LP covers and actually listens to the music from em, all i can say is WTF? check it out folks and decide for yourself.http://www.octanecreative.com/Parodyville/worst_album_covers/index.html

News here From The House Of Murphy, still finds things the same. My owners were disgusted that Berlins new train station will be closed due to construction flaws. That leaves many ppl without any means of transportation and not to mention the loss of jobs for the ppl who worked there. Some one must be held responsible for this major F-up. But then again, as they heard the verdict for the scumbag from Volkswagon, and how he stole millions from the company and paid for things not from his pocket but from the company itself to keep his little lover happy in her expensive lap of luxuary, they kind of new he could would become another ENRON, Kenny Boy Lay! . Peter hartz recieved only a 2 yr probabtion sentence.

Hmm,, seems there are many judges who look the other way or love the idea of padding thier wallets with some money. Course this will never be proved untill the old farts are dead and gone, but comon ppl? 2 yrs probabtion ? its sick. but piss on those ppl, the time will come when they will have to answer for it.

Other news from sick bay here, finds us seeing ´´the spoiler´´ off to the doctors once again. I really hope the Doc gives em more powerfull antibiodicts this time to really rid their lungs from that damn bronchitis. Other then that above , iam ok, your ok, its the world thats messed up.

Ok TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!

MMAF!! geeze lady i eat these things and use em for actions toys!http://www.break.com/index/woman_really_scared_of_mice.html




some one grab the frozen peas STAT!http://www.break.com/index/no_more_nuts.html



OH HES DRUNK!!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211877


Good for a childs development? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211869



If thats his only talent, he might better apply for unemployment!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211870




Just how dumb do humans have to be to figure out it would probably hurt?http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211855




MMAF!! no comment either. http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211822



past time fun? looked like fun untill the ditch!http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211746



man, who voted for this asshole again? http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211732



This guys lucky he didint get his ass beat! http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211727



Finaly,, videos from my cousins or long lost relatives?http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211725




Alrighty humans. Its my cue to leave you fine folks and meet up with you once again for tomorow nights blog, here in Germany. Thanks for stoping on by and reading my blog, or not. Oh and as cain mentioned last night, the window dude comes this spring and we get new windows and blinds installed! yea,iam sure us cats will love the sound of drilling, hammering, glass shattering or a scream if the window man plumets from the second story! I think ill be upstairs for this two day event.
Untill tomorow,,,,


WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,Impossibilium nulla obligatio est - Nobody has any obligation to the impossible. (Corpus Iuris Civilis).



CIAO!!!!

ARE YA READY KIDS?

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya Hiya Folks, and once again, how are you doing? Good Good iam glad to hear that. Tonight we will start of this blog with a Fox news special. I call it special like the special ed kids that ride the short bus. http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Fox_smears_Sen._Obama_0119.html

Can fox news get anymore petty or lower? Hell even Bill Orielly has some tact, some , but this takes the cake on any integrity for a news adgency. Its pure shit 101. I feel sad for the ppl that watch that garbage and believe every damn word.

Its like some koolaid drinkers cling to every word Fox spews out like it was some passage from the bible.

Looks like Tonys world just got abit more smaller and complicated with the pack hes running with.http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Video_Aide_to_Tony_Blair_arrested_0119.html

Sure there are some that will say, ´´well tony cant know everything his ppl do´´

Rubbish i say. The nazis knew every move of their ppl just like the Stazi did. Somethings smelling afoul on 10 downing street and sure as hell isint mrs. Blairs cooking either.

Speaking of foul ordors heres something my owners found nice to see and hope the smell of all that shit that passed befour the old congress commities with big oil companys is now a thing of the past. PAY UP !!

http://edition.cnn.com/POLITICS/blogs/politicalticker/2007/01/house-democrats-finish-100-hours.html

Ney on Bobs Pay! http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/20/washington/20ney.html?_r=2&th=&adxnnl=1&oref=slogin&emc=th&adxnnlx=1169337195-TloDrqq7lR3ePbA2RutwjQ looks like that Bob Ney will be the first politician to taste the new law that went into effect regarding convicted members of congress and their pensions. If things work well for the moron, maybe his wife can re finance the house and dip into the savings too. But the kicker is, knowing this smear wont see a dime of his goverment pension ! Thank you Nancy Pelosi and the new congress :)

Hats thrown into the ring for the presidency come 2008 now has this,

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070120/ap_on_el_pr/clinton2008

Its not that my owners dont like her,, but the white water scandal back in the 90s will put a major damper on her chances of winning. Perhaps shes better suited to run as vice prez or maybe serve on the cabinet if the demos win in 2008.

My owners like Edwards alot. But lets see what happens when you humans cross that bridge, come 2008.

Clean up begins!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/ Its a mess folks for some parts in Europe after Kyrill came he batterd and left. My owners went out today and saw some damage done to roofs on business, and trees snapped and laying on the side of the roads.

Also alot of fences were blow over and a few windows were coverd with tarps.

Glad i faired ok with my owners and murphy .

Now someone in Berlin has some splainin to do Lucyhttp://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,460928,00.html

Eight months old construction, the glass didint shatter during the hurricane but a two ton support beam falls? oh and then another too. Now berlin officals are saying that the total reconstruction bill will be a pocket change of 40 million euro. How nice for the tax payers and for the folks that rely on public transportation too. EDDDDIOOOTS!!!!!

News here from The House Of Murphy and Co, brings us tonight to share with you fine folks. It seems that ´´wasderface´´ never ever saw the Rocky horror picture show before. NEVER! I guess their dad was the type that took one look at the cover of some old beta tape and thought, ´´aint no way in hell thats going on my tv´´.

So 32 yrs later, ´´wasderface´´ got to see the rocky horror picture show.

Um, slack jawed is a good description to use. Some laughter, alot of OMG and in the end they liked the movie. They thought the ending was kinda of bad but laughed bigtime when Tim Curry did his routine. Oh and the dinner table scene too was a funny moment for the human.

I think tomorow they are going to watch ´´the great dictator ´´ with chaplin spoofing on hitler, as they never saw that either. What can i say folks, they lived under a conservative rock as a kid. One parent was lib, the other republican.

Nope , no divorce though. :)

´´the spoiler´´ will be going back to see the dr on monday. They are getting alitte better but,, its not going like it should with bronchitis and well, back to the drs and probably out another week from work. No sleep from coughing all night too.

To top things off , it seem that ´´the spoilers´´ mom walked to the dentist during kyrill the other day. She just couldint wait for a taxi so she walked under trees thru a park to a short cut and got the bus. I think the word PISSED was used when they found out. I mean some old folks are so damn stubborn , theres no telling em anything. Thankfully the old crazy lady wasint hurt but all over a bad canker sore on the gum?

Other news here to tell you about,, nothing. I slept alot today, jumped into the cactus garden and tipped that over spilling sand on the floor. This was greeted with a nice GET OFF !!!

Thank god for dust busters yanno? Sorry humans but, sand for us cats is tempting enoung. Think back as a child when you were playing in your sand box and dug up a deposit a cat left for you. I bet some of you ran off crying too huh? Well, maybe your parents should have kept the thing coverd up when you werent using it yanno? :)

Ok TIME FOR THE FUNNIES!!

very cool, a future job with the circus !

http://www.break.com/index/baby_balancing_act.html

Kinda looked what Kyrill did!

http://www.break.com/index/windy_soccer_game.html

damn addict!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211404

Funny compiled videos.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211395

Bored, try this for fun.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211392

Nice kid!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211377

SPELL IT NEVER SAY IT!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211282

This guy needs his knees bashed in with a baseball bat!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211278

No really ppl like this should be deported !

MMAOF!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211287

Crime only pays if one wishes to end up on the internet looking

like a complete moron!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=211134

So, with those videos, which i hope you liked humans, i shall now call it a night and take a power cat nap!

Humans, please dont take offence at some of the videos. The assclown with the baseball bat was shown , to make you humans aware that there are ppl who think like this on a daily basis! My self nor my owners condone that dillwads actions nor comments.

If you see em in the street, tell me to GTFO of your country!

Take care fine pet owners /Lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first

responders that rescue ppl and pets lifes. To the troops,, god speed you home.

Talk to ya all next week.

words of wisdom i have not, but i have this ,never eat all the food in the bowl, that way you cant be blamed for killing it off. leave two crumbs!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN and CO!

bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.