HUMP DAY!!!! kinda feels like being stuck in a cage huh?

That pic above was taken back in september when the humans came and finaly picked us up from J&A house. No news tonight. We would however like to extend our prayers to those that lost a loved on today at the school shootings in finland.

No amount of guessing will help ease the pain as to how someone could be so evil, just work on taking care of the suvivors and being there for eachother. Ok,,,lets do this blog,,

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Tony Snow and his haunting numbers in iraq,,,Saturday: 2 US Soldiers, 29 Iraqis Killed; 41 Iraqis Wounded ,,,,Sunday: 73 Iraqis Killed, 38 Wounded,,,,,Monday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 4 Wounded,,,,,Tuesday: 8 GIs, 35 Iraqis Killed; 15 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Wednesday: 48 Iraqis Killed, 35 Wounded,,,,

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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET!



http://www.break.com/index/when-sparring-goes-wrong.html
another nad shot, this ones done with such precise work too,

http://www.break.com/index/car-jump-faceplant.html
if its not yours,, you should not be running and jumping on it!

http://www.break.com/index/stop-motion-stick-figure-body-art.html
now this is pretty cool stick figure art and talent too.

http://www.break.com/index/birdman-frustrates-london-city-workers.html
i bet one of those birds got even and dumped on the workers,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/really-weird-indian-condom-commercial.html
for the guys in costume, can they apply on thier next job resume they were dickheads at one point ?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-forgets-to-close-door.html
i hear bungee cord works well for situations such as this man found himself in,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/half-life-in-60-seconds.html
MMAF!!!!! for half life fans,, this ones for you.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-girl-cinnamon-challenege-disaster.html
um,,,,,,me thinks someone in that video had other ideas then just the spoonfull of spice.

http://www.break.com/index/seinfeld-makes-fun-of-larry-king.html
dont take kings poop jerry knock em out with a bagel or something.




http://www.break.com/index/worlds-worst-robbers.html
MMAF!!!! look its the three stooges,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dont-juggle-bowling-balls.html
OMG!!!!!!!! tell me that was fake,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/british-punch.html
um,, the lad sure is nice about that sucker punch,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bored-at-work.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no comment here folks,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395066
he should have kicked ass afterwards but,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395051
what a daft twat!!!!!!!! sorry but look at the size of this dog !! this crazy bitch thinks its perfectly normal for a rotty to weigh ober 200 pounds? bubba back in ny is 120, age 14 fixed male and has trouble walking from old age. I doubt this crazy bitch will see her dog live that long.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395047
after one min, it just starts to get to the brain. Dude get a better mix board or better amps /drum mics /mic.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395038
i will rent it,, its doubtfull it will be released here in a cinema.




http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395034
um i think the gagging in the background and the hold the hand over mouth probably indicated that they really didint like the video clip,,,,,warrning the orginal is gross and i watched all of 30 seconds before i became slightly ill .


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395036
wow! and he can make his left breast move up and down too!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395036
MMAF!!!! love his answer,, he gives a thumbs up and middle finger mix responce.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395025
and remember folks,, cat piss crystalizes too, throw out that cam and buy new, clothes too etc.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395015
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great cat /kitten video made into self made movie.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395020
the yeti and early years?




http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395010
NO keep recording, it your bright idea to do this and film it, wuss !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395016
future patient at new hips and ligaments INC.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=395007
oooooooooooooooh. has no one ever been to a air show before?




http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bad_1194457134
hugos way of dealing with protestors,,,,scumbag really.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8fc_1194477217
cant someone shut this lying moron up?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6e_1194450771
another hidden nutcase kills at his school.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e8b_1194475074
oh this dude had to be spent to call the cops and ask em to pick em up some buds!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7c39e81d50
one way to find out i suppose,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0ea_1194474031
busted!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6fb_1194473657
hard to believe,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=41e_1194345674
but iraq is safe and well and all that nice stuff dick and bush said it was,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8b9_1193832262
good thing to know when stuck in holiday traffic,,,i guess.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a89_1193688777
cute but mean looking frog with teeth. dude i wouldint use my finger to piss if off.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co,,
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Well daylight savings came and went lastweekend. Kinda odd seeing it get so dark so early and light out so late. Its really messed up my feline clock. The humans seemed to like the fact they gain a hour sleep, cain enjoys the fact he gains another hour to eat at the food bowl. I like the fact i gain more sleeping time with ´´the spoiler´´, other then that, no alot going on here. Oh ´´wasderface´´ managed to get 3 more seedlings going from the orange seeds they planted , growing good. Lets hope cain wont eat them like he did the first one.
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And ´´wasderface ´´ has some pepper seedlings germinating and they are little sprouts i can see growing above a flower pot. Its put up high so cain cant eat those either! So thats it from here in germany this eveing. Hope ya had fun, or had something ,, just not a bad case of gas.
Talk to ya come sometime again. Take care and please remember to let the cat in before going to bed too? danke.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,Canis timidus vehementius latrat quam mordet - A timid dog barks more violently than it bites. (Curtius Rufus).

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CIAO!!!

MvB.

THE FRIDAY EDITION!!!!!
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Hiya Folks and welcome back to what we all hope is the start to a great weekend. What better place to spend 30 mins of it, right here on this very blog. Where you will find no news toinght, the war count, and videos upon videos of folks acting like numbnuts! Where else can ya find such ? Enjoy ppl,,
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11844,,,,,,Friday: 3 US Airmen, 1 Polish Soldier, 11 Iraqis Killed; 4 Iraqis Wounded,,,,,,
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VIDEO MADDNESS!?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/absolutely-hilarious-indian-music-video.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i really dont know what to say folks,, but enjoy !

http://www.break.com/index/most-unlucky-cameraman-of-all-time.html
he will never bear forth a child after this. omg and someone grab the ice packs!

http://www.break.com/index/chris-angel-saw-trick-revealed.html
thanks dude for spilling the beans!!!! now i shall amaze my friends too.

http://www.break.com/index/rambo-iv.html
comon do your battle cry AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/stupid-kid-runs-into-biker.html
i was expecting some throw downs after that but nice to see it didint happen,,,

http://www.break.com/index/horse-lands-on-top-of-jockey.html
and? did the dude live? did the horse live? wtf ppl, details thats what we want.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-nailed-by-phone.html
with wireless you balls still arent safe!

http://www.break.com/index/impressive-dismount-in-racing-wipeout.html
i suspect some major breakage on that dudes body after that wipeout.

http://www.break.com/index/15000-post-it-notes-prank.html
all those trees died for you joe! smile and lol dammit!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/the-techno-parrot.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! did his owners slip em some ex?

http://www.break.com/index/street-performers-human-helicopter.html
now that was pretty impressive and way cool too.

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-drives-off-with-dads-motorcycle.html
iam sure his wife beat the shit out of him after they came back from the hospital. not smart daddy!

http://www.break.com/index/group-of-arabs-fight-in-street.html
wow, maybe the wwf might hire em as a tag team deal?

http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-gets-run-over-by-football-team.html
see, miss perfect had to make sure it was perfect and ended up being had by the entire football team.

http://www.break.com/index/golfer-tees-off-some-dudes-nuts.html
another ball buster video,, wtf is wrong with some guys?

http://www.break.com/index/golfer-tees-off-some-dudes-nuts.html
this has to be the most retarded american tv show ever. wtf?? no wonder ppl laugh at em.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392156
seems some dudes protect thier nads,,,a rare few but some none the less

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392155
looks like the thing is half dead after he left it go. and foxy mom ?? dude are you ill??


http://www.break.com/index/break-dancer-loses-at-life.html
i mean he was good,, right up untill he just sorta fell off the stage.

http://www.break.com/index/dog-is-bad-at-playing-dead.html
kinda looks like one of my owners former dog,otto.he was a plump pup who played dead alot too . worse when it was snowing out.

http://www.break.com/index/the-history-of-lol-cats.html
for cat lovers,,,,something for you,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392778
halloween fun,,,lots more where these came from too. ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392774
YESSSSSSSS the ole tp the trees and house trick,, great job lads very well done.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392779
does he mean that the other dude is a shit head?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392764
not a halloween costume but i swear both of these kids could have passed for dumb asses and won.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392775
MMAF!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392771
the most easy way to be killed is by doing something so stupid as like this clip.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392739
what have we raised? a nation of dimwits who fight for the cellphone camera shot,, tst tst tst

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392745
someone tell me again,, where the fucking point is in that?


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392747
same as the wheres the fucking point other comment,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392740
MMAF!!!! tiny is one cool dude. more halloween video.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392725
wuss!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392713
sharp shooting when talks wont work anymore.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392697
i hope he wore a cup,, or something. not to mention ugh all that dog poop residue he inhaled.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392709
MMAF!!!!!!! so much for nets at some stadiums.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392694
check out the one die hard gamer. he wont stop playing regardless of what.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392690
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iam sorry but,, wtf??


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392824
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! oh bet your ass he ran, wouldint you as well?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392830
more halloween stuff,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392813
good god, what kind of parents would not seek medical help for thier child suffering like this?!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392839
good trick, think this is a good one to pull come carnival here in germany ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392763
4 idiots,, at your pleasure to view,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=392682
now that was great!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-ladder-accident.html
clean up in isle 7.! theres a obi down the road from my place in germany.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-runs-over-little-sister.html
carter dislikes his sister no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393384
i remember that, still funny one yr later.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393381
it is kinda funny seeing all that soda fly out of his mouth,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393380
warning, contains dumb bitch barfing ,, watch with caution.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393366
MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393365
dude should have let the monstor dude holding the the pumpkin do the punching,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393363
MMAF!!!!! dad was not thrilled.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393351
no comment really folks,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393356
leave to some one who wants to be on film naked at least once in thier life time.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393348
one of my owners did that when they were much younger , it explains alot about em today too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393328
hes actualy itching his ass on your carpet because hes to damn fat !!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393325
something tells me this is going to be a cellphone download ringtone to drive the masses nuts everytime it plays. imagine 12,000 cellphones playing that tune at the same time?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393296
um,,,,,wtf was that???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=393295
MMAF!!!!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!
nadda. rather lame around here, though there was some excitment on halloween. The humans ate the candy they brought for the T&T which never arrived so pftt. Other then that, its just slow and easy. I sit in the window and watch the leaves whip on by from the wind blowing em all over. Iam hoping one day soon iam allowed to go outside on the balcony again like this past summer and maybe catch me a leaf and eat it too. :) In time iam sure the humans will let me .
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Well folks , thats it for friday. Hope your weekend goes great and we might hook up tomorow for another installment of the weekend edition. Take care pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you fine folks are!!!!!!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!

from the crew at my view from the litter box.

muprhy and cain.

THE MONDAY EDITION!
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Hiya folks and sorry about not having the weekend edition. Things here are alittle topsy turvy with the humans and whatnot. Anyways, the above photo will be my halloween costume! The humans call it, Count Puckula, hence my teeth that stick out . So lets do this monday blog and see whats going on news wise.
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The news at a glance,,,,
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http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Fake_FEMA_news_conference_director_gets_1028.html
good! what type of message would it have said if this assclown gets a promotion for faking goverment press conferances?

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Obama_would_snub_VP_offer_from_1029.html
Dont worry Obama, with your anti gay crusade you are on , you wont even make it to the nomination, let alone be asked for the vp slot.

http://alternet.org/story/66425/
run rummy run run run run run.! What a piece of shit this man is. If he was so sure he was not guilty, why have his ppl play grab and hide? Heres hoping hes somewhere in the remote mts of translyvania, in a van down by the river!

http://alternet.org/waroniraq/66160/
search and avoid missions in iraq? So says this man. And, who can really blame them if its true?

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article3106916.ece
Just how does a goverment overlook 15 million ppl and not count them in as a race ?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,514097,00.html
the only thing we have to fear ,is fear itself. Can someone tell that to these presidental canidates? because thats the ticket they are running on, your fears!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7068239.stm
UN and EU agree, this isint the way to conduct crackdowns in gaza. Any comment on what the US thinks?

Yahoo news headlines,,
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U.S. promised Blackwater immunity in deadly Sept. shootings• Turkey's Kurds fear loss of rights amid war drums
Tensions• U.S. welcomes Egypt's plan to build nuclear power plants• Clinton seen as unifying theme of presidential election
'08 race• Former FEMA spokesman loses job offer after fake news briefing• Researchers to sell naming rights to new species of butterfly
World News via yahoo.

Caribbean storm kills at least 20• Olmert discloses he has prostate cancer• China arrests 774 in product crackdown• Egypt to build nuclear plants• Landless poor protest in Indian capital• Greek asylum practices criticized• Suicide bombing kills 29 in Baqouba
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The blood count in iraq,,week ending. Thursday: 64 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded,,,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11818,,,,,33 Iraqis Killed, 26 Wounded,,,,Sunday: 28 Iraqis Killed, 56 Wounded,,,,Monday: 49 Iraqis Killed, 44 Wounded,
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VIDEO MADDNESS!?!?!?!





http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388993
um then i hope you like em when they come back missing limbs and parts of thier skull and face and other body parts, otherwise this video is BULLSHIT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388997
now thats some serious shit!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388968
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe they make these games anymore , great commentary too!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388994
maze game fun , added bonus your friend carries a gun! wtf??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388963
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man oh man,, no comment really,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388988
um someone missed thier meds ya think?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388987
um that was rather wussy of the dude to sucker punch a woman in the face. I mean unless she had uzi and it somehow was on safety yanno?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388979
enjoy the liver and lungs,, dude. for now your at the top of the tottem pole soon you be will wheezing at the bottom .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388959
didint we do that been there in the late 1980s and early 90s?






http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389030
OH MAN!!!!!!!!! this is worst piece of shit video ive seen in years! the redneck dickhead project?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389013
yanno when she retires id love to see her do bus tours around large citys in a super chagred up bus!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389029
yes,, i always jump over things sailing away and never hit my break when its needed!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389019
how quaint, a SNL halloween party,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389028
looks like tony hawks wanna be probably barfed from the pain he sufferd, yo dudes,, wear a damn helmet already!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389028
ok i never understood the point behind this. Some say pour bleach on the cement befour and get a better smoke tire reaction. In the meantime your breathe in all that rubber oil toxins and fuck up your car in the long run. I knew a dude that a had dodge charger, blue metalic with black roof, that baby ran great as stock but they sure as hell didint abuse it like these morons do. Sadly the charger was t-boned by a relative (of all the luck) at a intersection. Nuff with the tire smoking, thats so ´´my first mini bike shit´´!






http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-halo-3-kill-ever.html
Lucky halo 3 kill shot! that was one mother of em all lucky shot too!

http://www.break.com/index/remote-control-soccer-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this dude is one slick sick bastard! i like em already !!

http://www.break.com/index/dry-ice-water-cooler-explosion.html
isint that one chick in the light blue the same one that swallowed a dole?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389060
and remember folks, 20copters were grounded to some law saying a fire spotter had to be on board each of them too. thats 20 water carrying birds that couldint help untill a few days later.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389063
looks like a few neighbors i know HA! ahem,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389050
id really hate to be this mans roomate. like dude, throw a robe on or something. and take the sock out of your thong too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389054
shit and i paid over 30 bucks for something like those jeans!!! MF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389051
make sure you study hard and avoid any blue collar jobs there son. Seem your back wont allow you to be a bag boy at the local A&P come the age of 30. EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389039
when the dog starts eating granola bars from the cat box or the cat simply decides to piss all over your things, then maybe it might dawn on you to have gotten a dog as a puppy and the cat as a kitten. Enjoy your morning suprises where ever your feet land ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389037
Apple bees delivers? MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389040
sugar and spice and everything nice! How come little kids know where to kick thier dads?






http://www.break.com/index/excited-pug-ruins-kodak-moment.html
so a puppy pissed on his face , his reaction? throw the dog down and make it cry. What a worthless scumbag this dog owner is!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/new-york-cabbie-fights-non-paying-customer.html
YOU PAY NOW or i attack with bat.....

http://www.break.com/index/no-sympathy-from-phone-company.html
why AT&T sucks! even thru disasters they still want thier money regardless.

http://www.break.com/index/we-didnt-start-the-viral.html
a few of the finer videos out there on the net tuned up with billy joels we didint start the fire.

http://www.break.com/index/cat-confused-by-scratching.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this cat is frigging funny as hell. love the facial expressions it makes.

http://www.break.com/index/saying-goodbye-after-a-dinner-party.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! something like this probably did happen once,,,only once.

http://www.break.com/index/saying-goodbye-after-a-dinner-party.html
MMAF!!! differant but funny,, wild turkey will live on in infamy.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-card-trick-revealed.html
for the doubting thomas out there,, here is the card trick explained in full. HAPPY NOW?

http://www.break.com/index/cmu-dean-hits-students-camera.html
um slapping a camera out of a students hand unless it was to be used as weapon or tape something pornographic isint cool for dean of a college. oh and dont forget you have 5 days to respond too lady! MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-great-banana-challenge.html
Hes in love with her now after the dole swallowing contest. Hope the future mother in law isint break .com fan




http://www.break.com/index/blame-halo-3.html
sadly iam sure there have been things like this occuring over halo 3 ,,2 and 1.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-drum-tenor-solo2.html
excellent drumming!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-girls-kissing-wipe-out.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/rookie-fire-fighter-lets-ladder-slip.html
i think hes probably on kitchen detail since that foul up!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-smashed-from-tree.html
i think the rewind and ff was abit to much at the end of this clip.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-flight-attendant-routine.html
MMAF!!! i like this pilot!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!
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nothing really. humans are bummed out due to a death of great friend. Sucks, cause they dont smile as much as they used to and just mostly fall alseep in front of the tv . Ive noticed that the paper towel rolls pile has been taken off the couch finaly. Lot of nose blowing etc. Other then that, folks here are getting ready for halloween come this wednesday! Just a reminder for folks that have black cats that are let outdoors, ya might wanna keep em in on halloween. Some ppl in this world are twisted enough to steal the cat or do something horrible to it.
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Ok thats it from here, hope ya folks had a swell time . Take care pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are!!!
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Have a good week and check back on wednesday for murph!

REGARDS,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you some form of an edition for the love of sanity.

HUMP DAY!!! ( to be used for the description of wednesday, not something else)

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I guess the song , it never rains in southern california, rings true! Man , i feel for those ppl who lost their lifes , homes and are at the mercy of the goverment. Lets hope this wont become another katrina like situation. No news tonight, its just the same shit of politicians making fake promises and flying over disaster areas etc. But i will do the iraq war count.

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Tony Snows departing numbers in Iraq,Monday: 69 Iraqis Killed, 73 Wounded,,,,Tuesday: 2 GIs, 60 Iraqis Killed, 42 Wounded ,,,,,Wednesday: 25 Iraqis, 34 Kurdish Rebels Killed, 32 Iraqis Wounded,,,




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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET!




http://www.break.com/index/morning-show-mooning-revisited.html
i really feel sorry for the window cleaners at that tv station.

http://www.break.com/index/docks-make-bad-bike-ramps.html
he almost made it,, maybe one more can of beer would have helped?

http://www.break.com/index/bunch-of-mascots-beat-up-two-guys.html
very strange to see masscots beating the shit out of ppl,,wonder what sparked that ?

http://www.break.com/index/the_worlds_best_card_trick.html
pretty cool card trick. i watched it a few times and i dont see where he slips in the blue card.

http://www.break.com/index/insane-1700-watt-car-stereo.html
to me that sounded like crap, but then again who installs a nice stereo into ford stationwagon?

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-runs-into-ambulance-fleeing-police.html
drunk and stupid!

http://www.break.com/index/little-sister-scared-then-tripped.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! nice brother she has,,,

http://www.break.com/index/elaborately-rigged-prank-on-co-worker.html
why did the dude bust the other dudes balls, literlay? so co-worker dislike or something?

http://www.break.com/index/bud-light.html
dude,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/injured-kitty-wont-give-up.html
i would like to hope a human being isint responsible for the injuries this kitten sufferd.If so, that person should be shot! I hope his new owners get him a handichair for pets with back leg problems cause hes super fast now!

http://www.break.com/index/spotter-drops-weight-on-dude.html
omg,, id say its time for a new trainer!!!

http://www.break.com/index/moron-lets-car-roll-away-at-pump.html
oh id say this dude has shit for brains! MMAF!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/marie-osmond-passes-out.html
maybe if her partner wouldint have had his arms around her chest after dancing,, DUH!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-play-nut-ball.html
never understood why some guys enjoy another guy smashing his nuts and then ha ha ha over it.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-with-a-record-breaking-talent.html
ooh id say shes a seasoned pro alright!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-incredible-flying-frog-paratrooper.html
gee guys maybe next time you can borrow the neighbors kid and do the same? EEDIOT!!

http://www.break.com/index/wheelchair-sledding-looks-fun.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! why didint he use the brakes? same outcome if he did.

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-ball-to-the-face.html
OUCH! i be he saw a few stars after that one. Hope the little dude is ok after.

http://www.break.com/index/serbian-basketball-player-doesnt-like-to-lose.html
chances are hes suspended now after the comment about a kid daughter and his intentions SICKO!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-attempts-to-cross-track-during-race.html
not a bright move because someone ran out of popcorn and soda! how duh can some kids get?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387894
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet alot of ppl were expecting something else.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387895
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387887
not to bright there chippy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387870
somehow the idea of blowing the speakers on my sony erricson cybershot is worth this noise for halloween.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387863
oldie but a goodie!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387865
FAKE!! the spoon moved,,,but good attempt at getting morons to play chemist with soda.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387864
hmm, it didint work for me,but who knows,, still for fun, go out there and play with ppls webpages.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387858
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahh those parents will pay some day iam sure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387847
it could have something more gross then cold beans he dumped into his snoring mouth,,,,alot worse.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387846
well he did wear a helmet but next time how about some shoulder pads too for good measure hmmm?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387833
facing possible infection or nerve damage wonder boys only concern was a paper towel in case he bleeds on Big A´s carpet!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387808
happy birthday dude,,,,now go change that shirt.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387812
now why would skinner here be making this video? god i hate to even think of a reason,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387806
MMAF!!!!!! sick funny greeting card sight.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387804
someone wanted to play rambo and failed badly too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387762
nice to know that,, skip Mcfries next time folks,, ugh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387753
regardless of who , love is a powerfull thing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387760
pretty sure a bandaid will help with the lose of skin and bruises too. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387756
heck dude its nice that you did all that work but i went out and brought mine for 12 dollar!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387743
i think these ppl are just former drug users that want a differant sort of high, UGH!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387741
um,,,,wt,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387721
dammit dude,, ya should have left the camera running!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387713
ok then,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387697
looked more a street fight then so called bull fighting. Gee lets have 9 men jump on a bull and stab if with daggers! how,,,non sport like.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387698
more cysts and whatnot, i still say soap is cheap, water is free, if you cant wash your ass,stay away from me. Dude really do you ever wash your back?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387667
um dude,, why did ya use your double bass pedal for this guys fetish? wayyyyyy messed up.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1e_1193245481
condie ? why didint you summon the dark forces and erradicate her?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a2_1193173458
iam pretty sure the iranians police picked these guys up and they are waking up dead right about now!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=565_1193145154
for some tunnels are thee place for sex and to take a leak too!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77a_1192736100
spuds runs from a kitty? MMFA!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=627_1193237717
good docu and still the shit goes on in burma.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b3_1193219969
someones going to have say hello to someones little friend after this raid!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f93_1193267310
great dog,, !!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ac_1193264511
this bitch is sick!!! toss her ass in jail for life. She killed her own child and deprived the father from getting to know his daughter.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=199_1193263944
No comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b7_1193262478
figures,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=479_1193156365
future moron making more morons? or just being stuck with bad parents?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.
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Well it seems the humans lost another person to death. This time a long time friend whos memory shall live on. Jon was a cool person and my owners are at a lost as to how a 44 yr old man can suffer a heart attack in his sleep.
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As this happend recently my owners are working on putting up some pics on this blog to celebrate jon ´´jacks ´´life . Lemme put it this way, this guy was the one person the humans here could talk to and trust 100% . Now thats a hard thing to find nowadays.
Where ever jon may be, know this, cause iam here all day and see the humans alone , they are missing you bigtime and so is your best friend for 30 yrs as well.
Just know that the humans are there for boden and will make sure things go ok.
The spoiler and wasderface promised you this one night back in nys. And they have so far kept thier word.
Nighters JKN!! and know you are loved and missed bigtime here.
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K other then that, and its quite alot, things here are ok. abit sad this household is but none the less, the humans are getting ready to do some work on the balcony this fall season. Oh and wasderface managed to save the orange tree seedling and its two twins and iam proud to report all 3 are thriving after thier repotting! It should be ok so long as cain keep s his teeth off of it!
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Ok folks thats my blog for tonight. Thanks for stopping on down or not ! Hope you enjoyed youself here. I might be on tomorow night,, if not, look for cains weekend edition. Take care folks, enjoy life and remember, to let the cat in before going to bed. Danke!!
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Dum inter homines sumus, colamus humanitatem - As long as we are among humans, let us be humane. (Seneca).

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CIAO!!!!

MvB!

THE SUNDAY EDITION!!!
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Hey hey what can i say? I forgot to blog yesterday. Hiya folks and welcome back again. No news, its just damn,,,non news unless you really try to find real news not related to any $ sponsor yanno? So,, enjoy it while it lasts,, the lack of news. But in honor of the fallen on both sides,, i will do the numbers.
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The Blood Count In Iraq week ending,



Sunday: 77 Iraqis Killed, 83 Wounded


Saturday: 24 Iraqis Killed, 32 Wounded

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11784
friday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11775
thursday


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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/swing-set-cant-take-it-anymore2.html
sorry but MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dick-doodles-part-2.html
get your mind out of the gutters!

http://www.break.com/index/invisible-rope-prank-part-II.html
the power of suggestion,,,

http://www.break.com/index/backflip-snaps-kids-arm-in-two.html
maybe he was cooka for cocapuffs?

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-flips-maserati.html
I smell a pink slip coming someones way,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bill-maher-ejects-911-truth-losers2.html
wow, getting kicked from bill mahers show, how radical.

http://www.break.com/index/couple-guys-flip-over-their-artic-cat.html
id be more worried about the owners of that then if my beer spilled.

http://www.break.com/index/mask-in-cabinet-terrifies-girl.html
the double weight twins are at it again,,,,notice when they stomp the camera shakes?

http://www.break.com/index/things-go-from-bad-to-worse.html
thats a type of house you only Visit,, but never want to live there!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-new-invention-the-back-up.html
makes a great stocking stuffer this holiday season!!

http://www.break.com/index/philly-anchor-makes-explicit-mistake.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-flips-out-in-coffee-shop.html
yes your going to jail but first perhaps the mental ward .

http://www.break.com/index/humongous-road-side-bomb.html
winning the hearts and minds,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-dude-pounded-by-bull.html
um, did this dude survive? if so hes one lucky sob!




http://www.break.com/index/achmed-the-terrorist.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one made me cry laughter

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-cleans-automatic-doors.html
OMG,, some ppl cant be that stupid,,,or can they?

http://www.break.com/index/model-falls-through-runway.html
remember when your parents told you to look where your walking?

http://www.break.com/index/horny-dog-relentlessly-humps-kid.html
poor dog,, if he is gay chances are his owner will kill em.

http://www.break.com/index/cement-bag-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil yet clever bastards.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-beer-pong-guy.html
must have been raining outside when he made this, otherwise why bother?

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-and-dumber.html
maybe his dog can lick away his pain? LOSERS!

http://www.break.com/index/passed-out-dude-gets-owned.html
sorry but ,,MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! butch you were asked nicely how many times?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-psychic-pranked-over-and-over.html
was this dude tweaking when he was on the air? damn,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/absolutely-hilarious-bathroom-mirror-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!! your a vampire lady duh,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/kids-run-over-buddy-with-car.html
chris your a complete asshole who probably has to splain to dad and mom why thier car insurance company is being sued!

http://www.break.com/index/miami-police-mace-students.html
pretty sad when in american you can get peppersprayed for just walking up to your place of residence. Ahh the police state it has become. Oh and that cop? complete loser not worthy to wear the badge.




http://www.break.com/index/worlds-largest-pumpkin-falls-on-bus.html
that pumpkin could have fed over 500 familys via one pie each.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-gets-crushed-by-car.html
bad call by the race officals to have ppl that close on the track. hope the dude walks again soon.

http://www.break.com/index/taiwanese-rescue-helicopter-crash.html
man, for a min i was thinking the one dude was chop suey, glad he turned out ok.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-kid-dances-la-fiesta.html
um,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386192
just listen to that there ruckus, bet someone done lost thier job due to sleeping on it!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386189
the caption for this clip must have been made by a reject from the salvation army.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=319605
ok a spider bite caused this to happen? anyone can say yes 100% truth , ill buy it, till then, dude, TAKE A BATH!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386172
looked like he peed his speedos after taking that shot to the stomach,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386174
add some nutmeg next time dude!!




http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386169
HOLD UP! so if someone dropped thier discman into a lake and it sat there fo 40s mins, and say a smoker came along and decided to flick his cig butt into the very same lake , you would have FIRE LAKE??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386167
yo grab the holy water!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386161
not a hollywood production now is it?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386156
moving,, or just seeing how much shit a person can collect over life?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386151
um a zippo and pvc tubing would work better then what you are using dudes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d6_1192922131
funny cnn didint show these pics. i know cnn , we cant let ppl know just how bad it really is right?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=059_1192993412
i swear some cops love tasors, its like a eat it bitch ideal thing to have for being frustrated with life, the job and ?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f26_1192983309
ok hes never been to the beach before,,, poor dude,,,,hope it didint hurt.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1192980904
the most assinine mornon ive ever laid eyes upon when it comes to showing true gun ownership responsibilty. Dude,, you give us a bad name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=868_1192953760
clearly he suffers from terrerts syndrome,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3fa_1192923344
key element missing here? the audio version of this tape. what good is a tape without being able to hear what was said to who and by whom.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=097_1192914757
at this point and time, i really dont care wtf happens to america with assholes like these running around. Both sides. eat it suck it up and vote for frauds again morons!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfd_1192460917
violence is not a bad or a good thing?,, ok. yanno the nazi movement used pretty much that same slogan to march and stomp on ppl of diff race. dont forget there ONCE was a large amount of native americans living on its soil before whiteman from eruope came there!!!!!




http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9db_1192875725
next time its going to be or you or you and even,, YOU!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1192728049
it just never ends with the HLS scumbags does it?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ae_1192664654
for the die hards out there,, wtf good did it do? nothing, enjoy your bleeding lungs and whatnot.



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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!!!!!!!

Nothing,. just the same old situation. Not that i mind. I hate change, like say Bush hates the truth. !!!!!!!!! Being how iam a cat and cant really make a change among things here in my home, i thought of something better. Its called,, play the poor old man ! If my water bowl is one inch from the rim,, i will not drink from it, but use my paw to dip and lick.

The humans noticed this , behavior this past week. The water bowl was maybe 3 inches from the full level and there i would be found, dipping my paw in and sucking the water off my toe pad´s. Mostly at night time when ´´the spoiler´´ was found to be tucked into bed by´´wasderface´´ .

First they thought it was cute,, but its not. Who wants lick water from a hairy toe padded spoon? I surely dont. I think perhaps they might take me to the vet if this keeps up. I do know that i barf if i eat small crumbs of cat food thats laying low in the food bowl. Might i have a case of acid reflux?,,,,,,,,,,,,either way ill be fine. At least i wont become like one of my owners that has to take meds to yanno use the human catbox. Now thats some really bad chit folks! They can be in there from anytime of the day when they are home from work and us cats, well we have to figure out when we can pick up thier stomach growls.

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Two growls,, means ok lets go murph cause we only have maybe 5 mins befour the human needs the toilet. ONE loud growl and we just pace back and forth in front of the bathroom door,,waiting for the human to like make thier fast deposit.

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Now if we wish to become tech,, if the human lets out a very low sounding gas, that increases with speed and noise and followed by a WOW, then we just run off and wait till that toxic cloud clears the house. Its easy once you get the hang of such.
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ok,, think we spent far to much time on flautuence regarding the humans. Iam sorry to have ruined your blog visit folks if so! I did miss friday and sats blog due to the humans leaving and making a visit to a relative who lives in the sticks. Ya didint miss much folks, just me paw dipping into the water bowl and murphy well being murphy. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets lifes. HEROS you gals and guys are. Talk to fine folks again, till then enjoy your sunday and dont let monday bite you in the the ass!!!!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the sunday edition for the love of sanity.