My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, August 31, 2008





Looks Like I got The WeekEnd Edition,,,again. Cains somewhere off doing something and asked me to fill in for em. I said sure,, but it will come at a cost sometime later on down that dirty road ;)~


ok so the RPC will be shut down early due to hurrican Gustav. Now isint that just so fucking ironic? It was only 3 years ago that Nola was shut down due to the republicans in power after katrina left for 5 days! Comon, admitt you, ya all wanted to see Cindy C MCcain caught popping a oxycotin with Rush limpballs.


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The Blood Count In Iraq For The Week Of,

8/31/2008
8/30/2008
8/29/2008
8/28/2008
8/27/2008
8/26/2008
8/25/2008



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VIDEO TIME!













http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Thunder-Storm-564340.html
i think the phone conversation in the back down is more entertaining then the lighting.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Alaska-s-Mightiest-MILF-564345.html
um,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Angry-Chick-Beats-The-Hell-Out-of-Cheating-Boyfriend-564342.html
smacking two drum sticks stop domestic violence?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/How-to-share-a-beer-564341.html
MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/FIRST-OFFICAL-HURRICANE-GUSTAV-FOOTAGE-THE-BEGINING-564338.html
its thunder and lighting and the kids running around under a tree?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/white-gir-smoking-crack-at-night-564336.html
white chick smoking crack on tape,, hmm could that be amy whinehouses sister?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/test-video-564333.html
the jumping into the wall via this test video game was most impressive.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/4-year-old-Juke-Box-Hero-564324.html
MMAF!!! cool kids, great band , nice tune.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Little-brothers-revenge-564323.html
MMAF!!! cool revenge dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Awesome-Fight-on-Russian-wedding-show-564311.html
YES! drunk russians!!!






http://www.break.com/index/driver-slams-into-spectator.html
bummer why did they cut the tape´? did the passenger kick the dudes ass after he ran into em?

http://www.break.com/index/recoil-knocks-chick-out.html
Next time stef stick with the 380 pc.

http://www.break.com/index/molotov-cocktail-baseball.html
intell?

http://www.break.com/index/behind-the-scenes-at-snapple-facts-writers-room.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kite-surfer-tries-to-jump-boat.html
This is what happens when ya try to show off.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-falls-over-home-run-wall.html
awww, poor little shit. hope he got to keep the ball.

http://www.cagepotato.com/2008/08/27/video-fighter-gets-beaten-by-fans/
what nice fans you find at these events.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-dude-sends-hot-chick-flying.html
should have found someone fatter.

http://www.break.com/index/epic-balcony-leap-into-pool.html
when they invent the moron games, can we send this dude and hope he wins gold?

http://www.break.com/index/tree-hits-kid-in-the-head.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/wheelbarrow-stunt-wipeout.html
Looks like fun,,,,,,if ya a redneck.

http://www.break.com/index/quality-time-with-the-kids.html
wow,, yanno this kids gonna be all she can be when she grows up.

http://www.break.com/index/exercise-ball-to-the-face1.html
MMAF!!!! next time have a saftey mask on.






http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Jack-In-The-Box-563942.html
awwww how cute.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Squirrel-Slingshot-563939.html
i hope that was shit that fell down on to thier video cam ;)

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Blow-away-by-water-563938.html
bet that had to hurt alittle bit,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/IBS-Foods-that-Trigger-563930.html
lets hope the assclowns in washington see this and get the help they need. The time for spewing shit from thier mouths has come to a end.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/WEIRD-SKATEBOARD-TRICK-563921.html
it just looks like a couple of kids bored and developed something,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Govenor-Sarah-Palin-Competes-Miss-Alaska-1984-563919.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/The-Death-of-the-Hired-Hand-563910.html
WTF?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/REALLY-BAD-SNOWBOARD-FALL-563915.html
andy needs meds,,,,lots of meds.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Crackers-and-Toothpaste-Anyone-563913.html
must be russian soliders,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/HaHa-You-Gotta-see-this-563906.html
sometimes ya have to cringe when you get east eu videos .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/armsofvalor-com-green-guardian-sword-test-3-563903.html
um,, ok dude,, wonder what you use to cut your firewood or meat with?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/A-suprise-Presidential-Candidate-563901.html
really no comment!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/armsofvalor-com-green-guardian-sword-test-2-563902.html
I might buy one of those now,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/armsofvalor-com-green-guardian-sword-test-1-563898.html
ok gimme one now dammit!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Buggy-Jump-563892.html
Say hows that whiplash working for you?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/UNLIMITED-PIE-IS-NOT-A-GOOD-DEAL-563886.html
sick pricks just ruined my image of pie!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Dirt-Bike-Front-Flip-563889.html
Failed!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/WHAT-TEENS-DO-FOR-FUN-563882.html
Um,,,,,,






http://www.break.com/index/bentley-slams-into-garage-door.html
Idiot!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-guy-fights-window-washer.html
Someone appears to be that of a dickhead nature.

http://www.break.com/index/the-pashtoon-midget-dance.html
zum zum zum,,,zuma?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-smashes-into-other-cars.html
wow, hope everyone lived after that big ass car/truck accident.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Parc-Asterix-Goudurix-roller-coaster-563380.html
kinda felt dinner come up alittle bit after watching that.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Untamed-Uncut-Water-Buffalo-Rampage-563374.html
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! show more clips like this, dont think we get that over here in the EU.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Yet-Another-Kite-Incident-563373.html
wish these dudes would have a tardcam attached to a helmett when they try these things.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/I-get-owned-563348.html
id get up and beat his ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/World-Nettle-Eating-Championship-563345.html
what a bunch of wankers.






http://www.break.com/index/painting-mona-lisa-in008-seconds.html
now thats pretty damn neat and where can i get one of these?

http://www.break.com/index/atv-backflip-into-the-mud.html
get a bigger atv and learn how to drive it dude.

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-and-her-funny-laugh.html
what ecasty can do for your laughter?

http://www.break.com/index/ice-pond-face-plant-dive.html
those crazy vodka swizzlers in the east!

http://www.break.com/index/standing-street-bike-accident.html
plain that one to mommy and daddy dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Japanese-Aqua-Hologram-563952.html
maybe they are sick of the godzilla stereotype?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Harley-pipes-before-and-after-563950.html
Dude , I liked the first set of pipes better.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Dog-On-Trampoline-563948.html
MMAF!!! crazy azz dog and a trampoline. cute as hell.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Hebrew-Hammer-giving-us-some-hardcore-rap-563944.html
why is he whispering rapp? my god someone take away his bongs.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/TREADMILL-MAX-SPEED-563945.html
awwww shucks,, i wanted to see em fall of it , yanno put a hole in the wall etc.


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News From The House Of Murphy,,,, and others. Seems one the humans here has a real family situation going on back in NYS. Its like a case of roids? they are there but so long as you dont like eat taco bell you will be ok right? Well seems some in ´´wasderfaces´s Family just like moe chit to thrown down in thier life. This in returns makes others have to listen and see the chit and of course its not pretty , and aint selling no car freshners either.


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i think family chit is the worst, because It can become a game of ´´wtf happens this week´´? And any given day that can consist of ??? Regardless,, my owners here shall not take,chit from NYS affect them and thier health. What happend this past week,, oh yeah, well putin blamed the USA for georgia etc. Typical Vlad the Slav Vag behaviour. Perhaps his huggie pulls ups lost a few stars when he suddenly saw that $$$$$ is what many in russia care about and not about his petty game of ´´i wish my dick was bigger´´!


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Iraq signed a 3 billion dollar oil deal with china. Um if russia had any brain cells left over, wouldint that make you go,, OMFG WE ARE OUT OF VODKA??! But not so. And China needs to kill more dogs and ppl so where else to do so then ,,,,,,in russia right!. But enough about putin the young boy stomach kisser. Lets move on and see what else happend this past week.
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Keep your eyes peeled for Gustav. This is really thee test to see if the USA goverment can get it right a second time around for the unemployable negros who just needed a vacation to houston texas the last time around during katrina yanno? Bill frist likend it god doing what should have been done years ago,, clearing out all those low lifes. Black water showed up last time and ppls pets were slaughtered inside a safe place where they left em . Oh and they even attempted to take away the rights to bear arms too. I do believe there was some shooting as some negros attempted to cross a bridge and came upon some white police who shot at em and sent em back to thier water slide world. Yes AMERICA,, lets see you do the right thing and FUCK TRENT LOTTS HOUSE THIS TIME OK?! alrighty folks iam out of here faster then cindy MCcains pain killer script. Take care and cain asked me to say danke to all the fellow fire fighters emts that save ppl and pets, cause ya folks are heros !
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Talk with you folks come humpday, till then WORDS OF WISDOM,, ´´It is said to love and lost to never have loved at all,,´´ WTF was that fool thinking?
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CIAO!!!

MvB.

Sunday, August 24, 2008


THE WEEKEND EDITION!
Also my view from the couch. Greetings ppls, sorry that we here missed a few post here and there. Yanno how it goes, once the human race faces stress they forget about important things. One being Us cats blog! So lets just throw down what came down and get it going already.
´´you dont invade a country with what they have, you simply lie about what they have´´! Anyone know where this piece of shit is lately? Maybe in dickhead protection program?
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The Blood Count In Iraq, archives.
8/24/2008
8/23/2008
8/22/2008
8/21/2008
8/20/2008
8/19/2008
8/18/2008
8/17/2008
8/16/2008
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VIDEOS FROM THE NET!



http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Scottish-Heroes-560434.html
has william wallace arisen? but it is a nice video.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/drunk-munchies-560433.html
yeah she really shouldint drink, or maybe buy a few more microwave ovens?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Warning-560431.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Guy-Freaks-Out-Lan-Party-560430.html
freak!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Lion-King-Beatbox-560419.html
ok he is good!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Crazy-Thief-560418.html
repost did they ever catch this dude by now?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Little-girl-gets-owned-by-cat-560422.html
what asshole parents!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Funny-Prank-Call-560416.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/jah-richer-than-this-560410.html
wt,,,,,,?????

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/rollerblading-fall-560412.html
failed.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/3-beer-shotgun-560399.html
nice,, very,,,,,um,,nice.

http://www.break.com/index/things-you-dont-say-to-your-wife.html
he has a strong argument!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-agrees-to-take-paintball-shot-to-the-throat.html
just how frigging stupid are ppl today?? hope the dude can eat and swallow after that.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-stunt-nut-ownage.html
how high is this mans IQ i wonder,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/psycho-weatherman-fan-wont-go-away.html
maybe the dudes not quite wired right.

http://www.break.com/index/usain-bolt-slow-motion-replay.html
MMAF!

http://www.break.com/index/hurricane-fay-tube-riding-wipeout.html
another day spending time with Fay. looked like fun actually.

http://www.break.com/index/russian-tsar-hydrogen-bomb-explosion.html
if this bitch is ever used even russia can hold its hand on its ass!

http://www.break.com/index/three-guys-falling.html
now comon guys dont bullshit,, a few of you were thinking ´´damn that fucking hurt´´ after, right?

http://www.break.com/index/747-struck-by-lightning.html
wow! now i know why some humans hate to fly.

http://www.break.com/index/stay-home-dad-rap.html
MMAF!!! this dude always cracks me up.

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-atv-blooper.html
cool kid and dad.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-car-vs-deer-warning-gross.html
car VS deer. its nasty folks,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/raccoon-wreaks-havok-on-kitchen.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! this videos rules.

http://www.break.com/index/ernest-borgnine-secret-to-long-life.html
well,, he did ask em a honest question.

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-do-a-backflip.html
is that a school for mental challanged?

http://www.break.com/index/exploding-bottle-rocket-nutshot.html
sadly that day, Brians Nuts become shoved back up never to drop again!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/UFO-over-Portland-560058.html
fake!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Bball-Shot-Over-3-40Ft-Trees-Without-Seeing-Hoop-560055.html
more fake!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Amazing-anime-art-drawn-by-13-year-old-01-560052.html
Not bad for comic strip material.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/New-bike-560039.html
sadly iam sure sómething like has taken place.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Memory-loss-560037.html
ahhhhhem.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Sleepwalker-560030.html
MMAF!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Fight-in-Hollywood-560002.html
remind me to skip the walk of fame,,,,,um yea.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Halarious-Xbox-prank-call-560000.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Cliff-Jump-ends-in-back-flop-559999.html
Because its fun to see assholes like you caught on tape?

http://www.break.com/index/motocross-showoff-snaps-his-arm.html
What hurt him more? the snapped arm or the bruised ego,,,

http://www.break.com/index/show-off-gets-knocked-out-cold.html
MMAF!!!! wtf style of boxing is that?

http://www.break.com/index/tornado-slams-into-bus-557429.html
i hope the next bus they took came equiped with a toilet.

http://www.break.com/index/car-runs-red-light-557396.html
might have been a math freak and calculated the odds and timing.

http://www.break.com/index/hidden-camera-prank-goes-bad.html
isint that Russians new president?

http://www.break.com/index/spanish-cops-gate-removal-failure.html
i really hope that was a practise training video and not real. MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/guitar-player-takes-out-fan.html
Lawsuit?

http://www.break.com/index/powerful-grenade-blasts-cameraman-off-roof.html
is there fighting over there too ?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-landing-on-the-knees.html
ugghhh,, i dont think he made the USA team .

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-fish-hook-caught-in-eye.html
Now you know why alot of anglers were sunglasses while fishing. UGH GROSS!

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-takes-bath-in-mac-and-cheese.html
yes sir, that is your daughter getting into a tub of mac and cheese and then removing her bra.

http://www.break.com/index/boat-unloading-complete-failure.html
hope they had insurance,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/playground-swing-nails-kid-in-head.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry but how stupid to look up.

http://www.break.com/index/i-google-myself.html
MMAF!!!!!! this dudes crazy funny.
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News here from our home to yours. Check this link out if your looking for a pet in the tri state area in the usa. http://www.meetyournewpuppy.com/index.php
these folks know thier stuff when it comes to pets , whats a good pet to adopt and how that breed of pet acts with kids, other animals etc. Again this would be for the northeast tri-state area. Visit thier websight or give em a call if your looking for a old toss out cat or dog in a pound or for a young puppie or kitten.


Other then the MUST CLICK THAT LINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!
Nothing new is going on here. The humans are kinda glad the 2008 O games are over. Now back to more protesting. Also there is that lingering ?? about the age of the one young gymnast who some say have proof she is only 14. Then came the kicker ( no pun intended) with the twakandoo cuban dude that kicked the ref in the face after he shoved a offical away during a call which didint suit his ego favor. Good, hes banned for life. Of course we did see that the other asshole during a wrestling competion that dropped his bronze medal on the floor and walked off refusing it. Turns out he wants it back,,but the IOC is saying go f--k yourself. The games were about competion and good vibes from fellow olympians.

Course then there was that horse jumping show that saw four horses banned due to some type of special cream being used on the horses of which the IOC says is a no no. Iam not sure if the medals were giving back. And then along comes Usien Bolt. Hes good, hes great hes fast and he knows this. I just really hope this wont go to his head and he fades away then burning out. Drugs? I dont believe so.
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The USA mens Basketball game with the aussies was a tad bit of a bitch fest between wade (usa) and smaville( aussi) there were words and everyone watching was thinking great,,,another fist fight on the courts. didint happen both men spanked each other and agreed to like yanno meet up later on some dimly lit court and this time weapons are allowed? (kidding ppl please)
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We have russia being a rude bitch to georgia and saying piss off world. Which is ok but lets remind putin the wee man, that since the invasison has taken place, investors have stopped and russias wall street version has seen 16.3 million dollars dropped or scraped with plans that were in the making with russia. Pretty sure this keeps on, Vlad the Vag, will see his face puff out and turn grey or perhaps glow green or found dead inside the doorway to his home. Remember ppl when it comes to money,, nothing is off the table. I wont even go there with putins slavic looks and how stalin had those ppl killed etc. Now vlad the vag if your reading this, go kiss another young boys stomach!!
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And finaly the barack obama joe biden thing. I think its great but it wont work. Barry isint the type of dude to take advice from someone whom said he lacks experiance as a president. But it sure does pump up barrys numbers. As for MCcain, um,, ppl were bitching up a storm 4 years ago when then presidental canidate john kerry was said to be leaching off of his wifes money due her owner of the Heinz ketchup company. Ok but what about Cindy (cunt) MCcain? Shes the ceo of the usa largest brewery. So now lets have the press ask jonny boy about his wifes money, like they so did with kerry. You cant have your coors and drink it too!
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With that i shall end my blog for you humans. Thanks for swinging around and having a look. Take great care pet owners /lovers of the world and MANY THANKS to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. HEROS you guys and gals are.
Also to the troops in ´´the forgotten war´´,, god speed you all home.
Talk to ya folks come next weekend, till then enjoy life, dont hate, dont hit your boss and remember,, there is 24 hrs in a day times that by 5 and thats all you have to do to make it thru the week. Then, its another weekend!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Another Hump Day, Another Blog Entry. Lets Hope You Are Prepared.! Greetings fine folks who pass by this blog. Happy hump day to ya. Ok well its been a week since this blog was active so lemme start it.

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The ´´Numbers ´´In Iraq.


8/13/2008
8/12/2008
8/11/2008
8/10/2008
8/9/2008
8/8/2008
8/7/2008
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http://www.break.com/index/pee-break-forgot-the-p-brake.html
MMAF!!!! Iddiot.

http://www.break.com/index/burger-king-employee-takes-bath-in-sink.html
pretty sure that dude is fired along with the whole night crew, manager included.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-produces-crystals-with-her-eyes.html
FAKE! it was proven to be a fraud.

http://www.break.com/index/goofy-kid-gets-ultimate-wedgie.html
interesting to a new approach for a wedgie!

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-move-a-truck-with-a-crane.html
some ones in trouuuuuuuuble badly.

http://www.break.com/index/tiger-attacks-crowd-of-morons.html
complete smarts? hardly.

http://www.break.com/index/bad-place-to-stand-during-burnout.html
might be a repost,, but still stupid.

http://www.break.com/index/skateboarder-knocked-out-starts-snoring.html
probably broke his nose or was choking on his own blood.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Sherekaun-the-Tiger-553430.html
I like these kids,, they really care about wildlife.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Tigers-of-Florida-553421.html
same as above part two.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/8/Black-Leopards-and-White-Tigers-553418.html
same as above part three.

http://www.break.com/index/putting-the-fore-in-foreclosure.html
take that fannie mae!

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=547536
bet ya someone will attempt to make one of these too.

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-fly-an-rc-jet.html
and then,, the lights were out and ppl cried, no more Wi for the day.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-faceplants-returning-shopping-cart.html
yanno how some gals are with thier hair getting wet .

http://www.break.com/index/mountain-top-golfing-backfires.html
omg,, his iphone and all!

http://www.break.com/index/shy-dog-has-surprise-for-the-camera2.html
good timing,, great shot,,,,,gag,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/failed-suicide-attempt.html
must have taken place in japan, last year alone 34,000 ppl have commited suicide.

http://www.break.com/index/the-bull-jumpers.html
better then bull fighting actually.

http://www.break.com/index/us-convoy-just-misses-road-side-bomb.html
i bet that probably made some check thier shorts once they got back to base.

http://www.break.com/index/driving-through-a-massive-dust-storm.html
WOW!!! like a whiteout but at least you can see .


http://www.break.com/index/cubs-fans-own-cute-blonde-reporter.html
geeze lady its only water! you do shower right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551725
ITS 51 mins,,,,,,,,,,,i didint watch it all, just 3,,,,it looks really nutcase city.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551765
were some face guard and a helmet next time moron.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551760
i can imagine this being the new fuel for the planet.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551748
um they dont call it a wall flip for nothing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551743
someone ate way to many fucking shroons.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551739
yanno this might even be real, in todays world.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=551733
um,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e72_1218295422
FUCK RUSSIA AND ITS GOVERMENT!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=228_1218231068
yes , who is that somebody?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=98c_1218307719
the water version of evil kinivl?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=94d_1218300585
think the worlds wacked ? um yea me too.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e72_1218295422
again,, FUCK RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cdc_1218284846
Prost! putin and his sick regiem will never get back those dead pilots. Does he care? fuck no. Its putin and the russian mafia running the show. Patton was right! crush those bastards while we still can. Sadly truman didint heed the word and here we are today.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548126
Wow, that teams goalie and players really sucked.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548123
sure that wasint a mating call of some sorts?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548122
wow,,,,,looks like something everyone should try before they ditch thier car.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548119
too cute.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548120
wonder what the shocks and coils will look like after that road trip?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548116
glad we have tivo now after watching this ,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548117
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548113
um,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548110
great build of a stadium really!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548107
AHHH good ole back yard fun.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548102
MMAF!!!


http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-catch-a-long-football-pass.html
he would make a better water boy then football player.

http://www.break.com/index/self-defense-dorks.html
um,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/flag-man-taken-out-at-motocross-event.html
damn! now thats some serious damage. Hope the dude lived and recoverd too.

http://www.break.com/index/chicks-never-over-react.html
no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/high-school-kid-fails-asking-chick-out.html
Think she said yes?

http://www.break.com/index/insane-rainbow-conspiracy-lady.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! this chick is NUTS!

http://www.break.com/index/smart-car-vs-lamborghini.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-austrailian-lyrebird.html
I really hope no one thinks this is real?

http://www.break.com/index/rock-climbing-can-suck.html
first know what the hell ya doing when you are repelling down a rock face.

http://www.break.com/index/trampoline-sends-kid-flying-then-crying.html
little tards.

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-bowling-accident.html
I just dont understand the idea behind this but, good strike dude.

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-new-olympic-sport.html
MMAF!!! no comment.

all i can think of is the simpson and the HA HA kid.

http://www.break.com/index/the-dramatic-cat.html
very nice scotish fold cat!

http://www.break.com/index/pressure-point-knockout.html
lights out uhhuh,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/camel-carries-car-up-a-hill.html
it will probably be used later on as a car bomb,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=550748
ok basicaly what ya are watching is the east german cheap car, ´´trabbie´´ only this is a lada and was built
by the commies in Azerbaijian. same shitty ass car. etc. after the wall came down its now hip to drive shit boxes again.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=550738
um,,,,that isint german folks,, its some skin head pretending to speak german.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=550736
Top that American chopper! awesome invention dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=550731
FAKE! or at least i hope so.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=550726
The dude with no teeth was kinda,,,,,,,,,,,,,,iono.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=550769
no comment!


http://www.break.com/index/scaring-the-crap-out-of-sleeping-friend.html
maybe he thought it was bin laden,, I mean the scumbag is ugly as sin!

http://www.break.com/index/x-games-front-flip-failure.html
FAILED!

http://www.break.com/index/why-older-brothers-suck.html
Id like to hope that was fake, otherwise older brother sucks donkey balls and asks for seconds.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-exercise-ball-stunt.html
One can only speculate this persons IQ level.


http://www.break.com/index/touch-tone-phone-symphony.html
Now that is called multi tasking bigtime.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548901
finaly a person fights back!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548897
newbies suck.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548883
was that chris asking ´´was that in the crack´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=548881
um I think he didint make much sence,, but yanno freedom of speech thing in the USA!


http://www.break.com/index/insane-motorcycle-stunt.html
nice,, he loves his ego and bike more then his girlfriends life.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-one-armed-guitar-player.html
for all the ass clown comments made regarding this video, Id like to ask the morons, if they can even play a guitar with both hands let alone keep a beat. This guy is a winner in my eyes!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/leave-brett-favre-alone.html
um,,,,,,wow,,,,,meds anyone?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-just-misses-head-on-collission.html
now i know why some lady threw a beer can at a biker in upstate ny. doing stupid shit on a public road.

http://www.break.com/mirrors/popping-a-massive-disgusting-cyst.html
see and this kept rush limpballs out of vietnam.!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e3_1218460497
No comment.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

Well iam all sure you saw the crap going on regarding Georgia and Russia. Yes Georgia did start it and by some accounts were rather brutal. However, since then russia has gone a tad bit ape shit with its bombings and neglecting a cease fire. But then again what the hell did anyone expect from Putin? Hes had journalist killed and ppl that oppose his strong arm tactics, even poisoned.

This is the dude that George W Bush said he looked into his eyes and saw his soul and it was good? So now what your asking? Well thats a good question. The UN can start some form of sanctions but oooops,, russia has alot of oil and natural gas so thats out. Maybe the Pope can do a intervention between two small framed egotisical morons? worked before or so I am told. Either way Europe is once again worrying over the US and Russia. Havent those two countries done enough? stay out of the EU affairs. Vlad,, yo dude go back to the kgb errr kremlin and use your sock puppet president for better public relations. W, you can just take your sorry worthless ass right on back to crawford and go clear some brush. Let the real ppl who know how to speak each countries lingo do the wheeling and dealing. Time for amature hour is over!

Other then that,, nothing new around here. ´´Wasderface´´ brother came down with lyme disease back in nys. Then was bitten again by another tick. So remember folks,, make sure you check your pets who go outdoors for ticks too. As pets can carry them inside and drop em off on to you humans. Seems the weather here in Germany has been hot sticky,, cold windy. It cant make its mind up, kinda like paris hitlon when she has to make a choice on her own,,,,i mean we are talking about a veryyyyyy long wait.

Ok folks thats about it from here. Thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not! Talk to ya folks come next week, till then look for cain and his weekend edition.

Words of wisdom. ´´Why so Serious´´? The joker in the movie the dark night.

CIAO!!!!

MvB.

Saturday, August 09, 2008


In Loving Memory Of H. Baumfeld S.R.
March 12,1942- August 08,2007.
Son, Solider,Husband and Father.
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Love,, The Brats.!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008


Its happening folks,, its HUMP day again, are you prepared??
Iam back and the hump day edition :) Lotta stuff went on here in Germany the past week. Yanno how that family crap can make you humans become well,, fucked up and forgetfull! So since there is a calm in the weather ,Iam back for Hump day , so lets not waste anymore time and get this blog going .
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The blood count in Iraq,
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Massive Morons on The Net!



http://www.break.com/index/freak-accident-with-glass-revolving-door.html
LAWSUIT!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-flip-off-a-witness.html
No comment.

http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dog-loose-in-park.html
clever dog ;)

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-driver-slams-into-metal-pole.html
Think he over corrected abit?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-slams-head-first-into-tree_1.html
why helmets are a good idea, lesson learned here.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-funniest-news-slip-ups.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bloopers.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-minor-league-brawl.html
remember when baseball was fun ?

http://www.break.com/index/caped-loser-segway-crash.html
was that laura bush?

http://www.break.com/index/phone-prank-on-little-girl.html
when she gets her very first cellphone , i bet she will hold the world record for speed dial and smsing!

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-jump-failure-nutshot.html
Cutting the filming is for bitches! show the aftermath dammit.

http://www.break.com/index/wife-will-never-touch-a-gun-again.html
Yanno when she really needs a gun to defend herself , she will probably cripple up mind wise thanks to dickhead!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-takes-wiffle-ball-bat-to-the-head.html
Well just how stupid one should be to think it wouldint hurt?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822943/
really stupid cheese clip!

http://www.break.com/index/extreme-catapulting.html
I can tell you right now this video is NOT fake! so STFU morons who nothing MMkky?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=540630
maybe she can play the drums in this marching band?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-busts-chair-jumping-in-pool.html
Wonder how he likes those bumps on his shin and some painfull scrapes?

http://www.break.com/index/petting-zoo-goat-slams-kid.html
never bend down while with goats or sheep, otherwise this can happen.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541011
Fake but funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541005
is this guy a retard!!!!!!!!! Cant he see the birds leg is tangled or stuck inside its foot and thats why it cant fly away? damn some ppl on break really get off on animals suffering.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541006
same as above!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541004
Unless this dick can say it was a medication that made em messed up,, hes no father whatsoever!!!

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-blob-jump-launch.html
the look on her face says it all! (snickers,,,,,)

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-slow-a-biker-down.html
sadly NYPD are complete assholes,, case in point,, this.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-lions-filmed-on-safari.html
Iam not one to post wild life and its gore, but this video is rather funny .Trust me its not that bad.

http://www.break.com/index/human-beatbox-vs-angry-german-kid.html
MMAF!!!! there are no words really,, just watch it.

http://www.break.com/index/female-driver-slams-bike-into-building.html
could be worse,, she could have driven off a parking garage and dropped 20 ft.

http://www.break.com/index/little-dude-jump-kicks-his-forehead.html
the wee ppl kicking it!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-balloon-launch-failure.html
MMAF!!!! seems some kids cant catch a break with the best intentions possible. trees and balloons are a no no!

http://www.break.com/index/world-record-speed-guitar.html
WOW!! now thats some speed gtr and no its not GTH from ps2 or 3. Bet his girlfriend loves em too ;)

http://www.break.com/index/indoor-motorcycle-wheelie-goes-bad.html
That had to be fake or the dude really sucks at riding .

http://www.break.com/index/kitty-vs-laser.html
they should make that cat a helmet. Otherwise its sudden kitten shake sysndrome?

http://www.break.com/index/volleyball-player-takes-shot-off-face.html
looks like slick got bitch slapped !

http://www.break.com/index/paying-for-a-steak-dinner-in-pennies.html
take the money bitch,,,,,,,its legal

http://www.break.com/index/really-bad-stage-entrance.html
think he will ever get his screen actors card now?

http://www.break.com/index/snake-strikes-at-camerman.html
WOW!

http://www.break.com/index/mcain-flips-out-oriely-remix.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/bike-jump-disaster.html
holy shit batman.

http://www.break.com/index/foosball-nutshot.html
more fun ways for nutshots.

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-optical-illusion.html
now thats cool.

http://www.break.com/index/how-true-guitar-heros-are-made.html
ok,, is there something in the water? why are alot of dudes today smashing thier nuts for fun???

http://www.break.com/index/car-crashes-into-diner-guy-walks-away.html
what a lucky sob!!!

http://www.break.com/index/little-dog-takes-break-from-chasing-laser.html
´´no thats ok bitch you play while i grab me a dry hump´´! If dogs could talk?

http://www.break.com/index/wii-fit-parody.html
MMAF! they do have a point, sort of.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542294
maybe that was really lance armstrong practicing for a come back?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542289
poor dog!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542280
I guess a hot bullet casing that fell inside your pants and is burning your ass is funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542279
pretty sure he really took a large dump after that scare.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542272
WOW! a must see for anyone thinking about trying meth or still doing it. WTFU!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542273
ANOTHER WOW!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542311
sue me,, the pig is cute.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542310
MMAF!! hes pretty good !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542305
is that Kenny Loggins son?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542306
drunks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542299
the song is cool with this video,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542301
MMAF!!! nice parents!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542296
repost but amazing this dude held off the crowd of assholes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1216836804
so remember kids,, crime wont pay,, your funeral bills when you rob a store!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1216835811
For hunting wild animals my ass,, looks to me like some former stazi fuck is looking for a quick buck from the cold war!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36f_1216846818
just how stupid are some ppl? watch this clip and you will be amazed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36f_1216846818
now thats some hard core drunks!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e4_1216904983
One of the Best Nature clips Ive seen in quite sometime!!! BRAVO!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0f_1216879021
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny but well thats nature.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc1_1216882430
Is this why wayne rooney is in debt for millions? perhaps lap ears are a true sign of retards?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1216809558
all i see if blur,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2d_1216954585
mother of the year award??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d58_1216945453
all you can eat was the armys standard, even in vietnam. The jump boots were lost in thte 80s and the army had a contract with high top sneaker company . Stop bitching and wish more for our troops to be able to come home soon!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6e_1216945694
how can anyone not do something for wildlife?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542270
For cat lovers!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542270
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! NBC had this one coming to em!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542263
I almost got sick watching this, its just a case of car sickness?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542324
I hope the poor bastids mouth or nose wasint won!!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542320
what sick piece of shit is this dude??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542323
black bear this time of year are mostly young spring borns and looking for food. Might have been shot in the New england /nys area as my owners saw alot of these as a teenager.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542315
my owners remember doing that a wee one. never fell. As for the caption on the websight,, ´´did she died´´? no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542313
AWESOME film of a black bear on raiding the bird feeder up. Really folks you made one hell of a film and glad to know the dog wasint hurt and wow,, actually didint bark either!!!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY!
As i said eariler lotta of family stuff went down in NYS and of course here in Germany we are 6 hours ahead so ya can imagine the omg of hearing news 6 hours old and making phone calls into the wee hours of the night here in germany. Lemme just say,, family is family and some are worth it yanno?
Other then that above Us cats are just waiting here in germany with the rest of the world and seeing ONE when Barack Obama will pick a running mate, TWO, how the credit card company crunch will jack in the states will mess up the rest of the world and pretty much sitting tight and waiting untill W is gone from office.
The weather here has been crappy too i might add. Hazy hot and humid. Us cats suffer from it and also from lack of sunlight. The humans lower the blinds during the day to keep the sun from beating in on a mother of all picture windows here . ´´Wasderface´´ has been letting us out early in the morning on the balcony where Me and cain kinda find some unlucky bug and eat it. And the weeds growing out there are mighty tasty this time of year too i might add! Not to mention the fly bys from ruge pigeons are a sight to see. Cain almost hooked one the other morning. And i know its not their fault but the humans kinda dont like us cats on em during this heat wave. They refer to us as a mini mobile heating unit and when its like yanno 90 outside,, I guess thats not cool to snuggle next to!
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ok thats about it from here on my side of the globe. Sorry I or cain didint blog for a week but yanno how you humans and family crap can be,,,,,,,very very,, spastic on the brain! Take care humans and thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not. Cain will be up for the weekend edition so look for em on sunday. Till then have a happy happy joy joy week and look forward to friday!
WORDS OF WISDOM!!!
“It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.”

Samuel Jones Tillden
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CIAO!!!
MvB.