My View From The Litter Box!

HOME SWEET HOME!
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Hiya folks and welcome us back to our blog! Ill give ya the run down later on of our 3 weeks in hell. In the meantime, here it is,, your news.
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News at a Glance.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6978818.stm
Not good new for this man. Lets hope they find him alive and soon.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/04/hiding-stats-from-gao/
is this a ENRON style approach to just how bad the violence is over in iraq? some are saying,, yes!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,503732,00.html
Now this might work. Having sit downs with these guys could teach the other how to go about a better idea of freedom from each other. Of course there is no such thing as a gurantee in life so,, hold your breathe, pray for the best and expect the worst.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,503716,00.html
The name game starts soon after the british pull out of basara. Have a look at what others are saying about that and bush secret trip to iraq. Its not very warm or cheerfull iam afraid.

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/Rove_advised_Bush_against_picking_C_09032007.html
Karla didint like the idea of dick being bushs vp from the get go. So says this new book thats due out soon. Hmm, perhaps there is more to this dysfunctional family after all.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/09/02/couric-iraq-military/
death by powerpoint! That about sums up the idea of how it can be easy it is by the us military to swing some reporters views when they come over to iraq to do some real reporting . Even katic curic admitts so.

http://alternet.org/audits/61521/
excellent read about the attack of iran and what becomes of such afterwords. Its like iraq 101 for dummies.

http://fairuse.100webcustomers.com/fairenough/latimesB79.html
more of the famous white house ´´ i cant recall´´ . and heres part two as to why he cant recall ,
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/04/washington/04bremer.html?_r=1&oref=slogin because hes a frigging liar thats why he cant recall.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/04/world/middleeast/04ACLU.html?_r=1&ref=world&oref=slogin
strong pattrens showing up in the civilian deaths in iraq. The contributor to them? the us military. Good read folks.

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article18300.htm
The biggest lie ever told and how everyone swolled it too, hook line and sinker! Good read to make one go DOH!

http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/09/04/europe/EU-GEN-Denmark-Terror-Arrests.php
now it seems that denmark gets it share and taste of terrorist too. Good read folks, make notes for later on.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070904/ap_on_re_mi_ea/israel_barrier
court has orderd israel to rebuild its map in accordence of what is the correct land barrier. tst tst tst, this wont go over well for many iam sure.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6977720.stm
another reason why man kind sucks. Not only is this story a shame, it should not be a story. Someone should have forseen something like this happening and protected the gorila park. truely sencless folks.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6976114.stm
felix path latest updates on the hurricane . Its big and nasty and looks like felix isint playing.
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The Blood Count In Iraq,Monday: 2 GIs, 78 Iraqis Killed; 45 Iraqis Wounded ,
Tuesday: 1 GI, 31 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded
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VIDEO MADDNESS!?!?!?

http://www.break.com/index/bicycle-jousting.html
king arthur would be so proud!

http://www.break.com/index/little-300-in-all-of-us.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/33-foot-back-flop.html
relax dude, your talking so your breathing.

http://www.break.com/index/badly-broken-leg.html
think his days of the half pipe are over? geez dude drink more milk.

http://www.break.com/index/fight-breaks-out-at-ballgame.html
all because of some macho duh wanna be bad ass , this ruined a good game!

http://www.break.com/index/darby-sucks.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361059
why some ppl should never take up golfing at all.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361056
must have been made in china , no?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361054
BUSTED!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361052
the dangers of hidden hay bales !

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361051
very wise, racing inside tunnels. EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361044
could be film material someday,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361038
OUCH! what nice friends this dude has.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361035
jr dipshit at his best. who voted for this guy again?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361026
guess he didint get his cigarette did he?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361025
ok then,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361028
i notice 3 times he almost gagged the beer back inside the boot.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361023
the point behind this again is,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361021
backyard fun? ok then,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361010
the dangers of water?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361007
4 mins worth of water fun,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361004
i hope this cat eats his pet gerbil!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361005
No comment!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=360996
i like her t shirt,,,,rest i really didint listen to,,,sorry.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361003
a singing bible? hardly,, but i thought id post it anyways.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=361001
chris john should just walk away from these morons,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dbc_1188804768
its hard to believe anything this man says anymore,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2b3_1188885831
home video of katrina. holy shit !!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=207_1188880846
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=37f_1188878566
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da1_1188857539
this is funny why again? assholes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a56_1188843301
owned!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=939_1188842216
only morons would do something like this.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a06_1188819922
to cute!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=afb_1188816074
something nice comes out of iraq.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a06_1188732892
why flying sucks period!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f49_1188906187
what the hell hit this car to make it look mangeld?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=737_1188901484
in memory,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=571_1188890857
targeting kids is a low life move period!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=69b_1188896948
this shit will never end it seems.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b19_1188884211
another place to avoid it seems.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e15_1188886774
photo op for jr dipshit.

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The News From The House Of Murphy And ME!
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for one; that color was abit to gay,, ok where was i, oh yeah. So iam back home! And its great to be back and back at my blog too. of course this isint the weekend edition due to us cats not coming home untill this past weekend , late i might add.
Ill give you the low down on what it was like folks to be drugged, trapped, running for life and finaly caught and stuffed inside the pet carrier.
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The day started out alittle odd. The human was acting jerky twicht like and i knew something was up with that. I mean they were acting more then fred thompson does in one whole episode of L&O yanno? I think the signs of us cats going bye bye were when the smear ear game came. There i was , sleeping on the carpet, sunning myself and when all of sudden i feel human fingers rub something on the side of my ear. ICKY! it was cold and reeked like fish too.

I took off and ran upstairs. Murphy didint see it and soon i saw him get the same treatment. But hes faster then me so the humans only managed to get half on the his ear. So he too joined me upstairs. Didint take long befoure i was seeing murph face slide off and i shook my head in disbeliefe! I asked em yo man is your face sliding off? he replied yep and so is yours. We came back down stairs about 2 hours later , stoned. i was walking like a kennedy after a xmas party with the office staff and murphy eyes were wigged out like phil spectras hair. It was long strange trip folks and it didint end there. Suddenly the pet carriers are placed on the ground and i knew i had one chance to flee befour i became one with the pet carrier. I ran and managed to shove my large frame under the couch way far away from any hands that might attempt to get me. Murph on the other hand, didint have much luck.

Numbnuts runs into the bedroom thinking hes safe. Wrong move there murphy, as i heard the door close. From the muffled yelling and swearing i could tell murph wasint going inside without a fight. Something was knocked over, and then a erie calm came over the place. I listend and suddenly the sound of the bedroom door opended and the humans came out, minus a murph! ´´oh shit´´ i thought. They must have gotten murph! I suddenly lept out from under the couch and ran, stumbled upstairs and squeezed my large ass under some xmas boxes and crawled behind a weight machine. I thought i was safe! I mean, this stuff i was under never gets used and the other, only once a year. I was wrong.

Soon two sets of shoe appeared before me as i layed hidden. Then what was my dark cover, was suddenly ruined into hallway light and the humans faces. Damn, i thought, cant these §$%&/() Leave me alone ? I ran back downstairs and hid again this time under the dinning room table. I hear the humans upstairs, making road blocks from boxes and other things, to prevent me from going back to my former hiding spot. My fate and hiding spot was sealed. It came down to , the battle for the pet carrier. The humans came back down stairs and one blocked my exit and the other threw a large beach towle over me. I ran, not knowing that i looked like a large peach running into things. Then i was in the air, hands had grabbed me, i was blind, and was getting static charges because someone forgot to use the bounce! FUCK i thought, drugged and now electrocuted, had i somehow found myself inside camp x?

I put up a mighty fight, and soon the human had one large long bloody claw mark on thier forarm. In thier surprise at this, they dropped me. So there i went on my ass, all 26 pounds of pure cat stud, plopped into a heap, on the floor. I made another run for upstairs but it was blocked by the other human who looked more terrified then i was. Befour i could use this for my benifit, the towle came back down on me. More static charges, and suddenly i felt my feet go inside the pet carrier, then a not so loving hand, shoved my ass inside and took the towle out and closed the door. I turned around and thrust all my weight against the door, knowing it was one of those doors where the humans had to use a key chain circle to close it. It didint work, as the humans must have had dry practise runs because that bitch was locked up faster and tighter then the feds interest rate! I was,,,,screwed.

The ride to the camp took long. It was dark and raining and foggy out. Murph eye balled me from his pet carrier as we rode in the hatchback. He was silent. His face like stone, no emotions , just layed thier looking into the night ski. Some one up front turned the radio on to calm us down and also to use the GPS thing. It sucked. Just when a good song came on,this gps dudes voice came on advising my owners of the next right in 50 meters . So that was the ride into camp. good tunes ruined by, mr.iam lost help me find my way home, dude! The car stopped and two doors opened and closed. Then a unfamilar voice came towards the car and i looked up to only see a shadow. The hatchback was popped and soon our pet carriers were picked up and we went east i think towards a large door and up some steep stairs. It was country side all around. The only thing i could hear was crickets and murphs colon when he passed some anxeity gas. then, we were set down on the floor and our cages popped open.

I sniffed the air and knew this was not my home. For one it had a canine smell to it! I took off ran and hid behind a cd stand and looked around, nope i was in a whole new ball game here folks. The tall dude came towards me, i backed into a corner and hissed. Whoa i thought, where did that come from? guess when i get super scared i tend to do that. The owners stayed around for a hour to make sure we got settled in. I could hear the cat box and littler being put down in the bathroom and food bowls and water set down and filled. Some of our favorite toys were packed for us too and i saw mr. hedgehog slide my way. I didint touch it! not in this new place shall mr.hedgehog be violated! Soon the humans got up to leave and told me id be ok. I tried to look at them, but there was 4 of em instead of two, damn those drugs they give me, So i concentrated on the two in the middle and meowed. They left and then the cat sitters watched tv. Murphy stayed inside his pet carrier all night, wheres i snuck off to the bathroom and slept inside the catbox for the rest of the night.

For three weeks i would get close to the cat sitters. Murphy did,, traitor! I knew the real owners were coming back to get us. I refused to give up hope and think they left us for good. It was the longest 3 weeks of my 9 lives. Finaly the big day came and once again smear ear game was on. I dont remember it all because i was really stoned as i licked all the medi paste off my ear. But i woke up when the car stopped and knew i was home when i was set down on the floor and saw my old crib and ran out when the humans opened the pet carrier door. Upstairs i went, and found a new hiding spot :) murphy followed shortly after. It took us about 24 hours to get over the drugs and shock effect. But come the next morning, i was meowing up a storm on the humans bed, begging them to get up and pet me! Since then, when the humans go to bed, i follow ´´wasderface´´ like thier shadow and jump on the bed and wait for em! Same for murphy when he follows ´´the spoiler´´. All is well now in the house. I hope there are no more funerals my owners have to fly out to in the states. In the meantime i will do my best to cheer up ´´wasderface´´ because it was thier dad that died and thats why they had to fly out to the states. I understand this. But its GREAT TO BE BACK JACK!!!!!

Thats it from here folks,, thanks for stopping on down and reading our blog,, or not! Take care and have a great humpday tomorow. Iam not sure whos up, either me again or murphy, but one of us should be here. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets lifes. HEROS you gals and guys are!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!