Its HUMP DAY!!! are you prepared? Folks one of my owners is going nuts with thier digging out thier old VHS tapes of ren and stimpy! If you ask me ,murph,, id say they have lost it. Either way tiss the time to blog this page so lets get right down to it,,

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Where have you gone Mr. Tony Snow? After all these are only numbers yo yo yo
Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 37 Iraqis Killed; 64 Iraqis Wounded,,,,,Monday: 30 Iraqis Killed, 4 Wounded ,,,,,Tuesday: 2 US Soldiers, 46 Iraqis Killed; 35 Iraqis Wounded ,,,
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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET?!



http://www.break.com/index/chase-ends-in-exercise-ball-ownage.html
when exercise balls make a good home weapon!

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-leaf-burn-video.html
a interesting way to get rid of raked leaves. pretty cool video too.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-dude-faceplants-in-parking-garage.html
that ´ll teach em to drink all the jagermeister and play hurdels too.

http://www.break.com/index/the-worlds-fastest-clapper.html
bet he would be great at a political fund raiser and not many ppl showed up for the speech.

http://www.break.com/index/first-time-on-a-dirtbike.html
didint he ask for some leasons first before buying the dirt bike?

http://www.break.com/index/smokin-hot-girl-train-car-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-speeds-through-building.html
Iam sure he just wanted to take advantage of jiffy lubes winter package deals.

http://www.break.com/index/breaking-the-overclocking-limits.html
cool commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/trick-does-not-go-well2.html
hope he had some donations prior and are safe in a nitro tank somewhere.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-faceplants-in-the-mud.html
it was rather funny when he did a somersault over the bars,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407094
oh hes a bright bulb isint he?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407086
MMAF!!!!! what a wacked commerical for a toy.



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407084
wonder if that works for cellphones when you way out in the boonies ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407073
its not 180 mph folks its kilometors and can we say ´´hydroplane´´?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407070
now that actually looks like fun and not the average ping pong game.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407039
um,, i didint watch it all. go ahead if you wish. lemme know if its any good ok? thanks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407064
i guess he really gets into video games huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407053
Oh this one i gotta try!!! living here in germany theres alot of old things burried in the woods around here ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407055
OK the kid filming sounds like hes going thru puberty and then hacks up something and spits. Such manners such tack and style.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407047
MMAF!!!!!!! but i still like my sony erricson dude!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407048
OMG!!!!!!! and she wears a uniform and protects ppl? how dumb can she be?



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407048
yanno this took these two dudes alot of nads to make this video. Pretty funny made actually and if they are, who gives a flying leap? love the acting jobs .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407041
great show and it ended with ´´dont stop believing ´´ fade to black .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407026
i swear thats vanila ice now a cars salesman.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407027
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeemm,,,,,NSFW at all folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407020
he has a future, a act in the circus as the flying moron!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407013
life in a northern town? Never saw a old rt road fight, but then again i never saw morons like these two either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=406988
such fine young ladies out there today. Not a shred of dignity left in them ehh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=406969
not the greatest video quality but it still shows just how much one isint allowed to mess with a mans balls.



http://www.break.com/index/pie-to-the-face-then-tripped.html
MMAF!!!!! that was clever,, and he will probably have a fear of fridges for awhile too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407170
um , dude,, or whatever you want to called,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407158
umm the drummer seemed to me alittle sloppy, and the one song, that bell was to sick sounding. tone down the drum mic and it would have helped alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407164
now thats radical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407181
´´who are you? why are mimicking me? What do you want? why is fathers twin behind me? how come the baby feels like something cold? dammit let me off this counter ive had enough. ill smack untill i get a answer, yes you have chubby baby hands too but mine are warm. Who are you again? what did mom and dad smoke the night of my conception´´!!! Great baby clip,, cute as a button this baby is folks

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d1_1196103810
strong hold tactis wont work anymore for the land down under. Now they have a ear wax eater for a leader.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b97_1195283045
once saw a rotty get his ass kicked by a momma cat. she was like on that dog like white on rice.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b9d_1196102972
bullshit artists heres one of a few,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e6_1196103123
more of the same from above,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=755_1196112355
knowing sarkozy he will delcare to ´´LET THEM EAT CAKE´´!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=258_1196108401
ppl take showers everyday, when one free super power shower comes by ppl run screaming about getting wet?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=259_1196120948
great ending to what could have been something far worse then imagined.!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b06_1196119256
um i believe this dog needs to go back to training! unless the moron cop gave the order to bite.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5d_1179419342
dear god this mans needs help!!!!! and with that NO comment!!!



http://www.break.com/index/every-day-normal-guy-rap-song.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! this guy has to be the most honest rapper out there. WTG Joe.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-jimmy-dean-sausage-customer.html
well then mr. DH perhaps you should adapt to todays way of eating then hmm?

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=403233
Very touching wedding dance,,,,,,,,,,,,great ppl these two.

http://www.break.com/index/train-plows-into-semi.html
why making sure you read the warning lights when trains approch a intersection.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-kids-with-homemade-speed-bump.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! ok its in german so basicaly what the old man says is, gielsea come here with the camera look what i made, ill teach those speeders something new, no dont film the flowers flim here here, oh here they come, gimme the camera, and as the car flips over hes saying oooh kids kids kids,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407660
this chubby bitch had it comming to him for being ejected from the game. first it was a fake hit to the elbow then he gets strike 3 and shoves the bat towards the umps face. Brian walker sucks, like his batting skills.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407658
um,,,,,i dont know really what to think, at least he saved it and it didint drown.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407650
isint chuck like 70 yrs old plus ?



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407638
iam sure a ass beating came to follow after this wake up prank.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407632
big deal! There was no ren and stimpy let alone angry beaves offerd in this package. Blahh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407611
OMW!!!! NSFW ahem,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407610
YAY BABY!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407566
I bet waffles pisses in your shoes sometime during the night too. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407688
um,,,,thats alot of young dudes playing with fire,,,,,,,,,fire,,,,,um,,,no more comments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407680
Rad! and iam sure EVERYONE would love that to have in bed. imagine all those kick ass ps2 games one can play for hours on end,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=407677
ahh lighten up fat ass! it was a harmless prank by younger classmates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKHK01e37Kw
MMAF!!!! ren and stimpy fans,, the next couple of vids are for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf4GiiRoU9U
someones version of a video for ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uOshowFnAU&feature=related
we all at one point and time can relate right ren? OOOhh ren?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UiE761HaTU
gross but funny ren and stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEuXodGzc5Y
MMAF!!!! another classic from Ren and Stimpy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UZDmYtT9bk
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! another fan of ren and stimpys version of rens ,, ´´am i evil´´

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZodWpx3VF8
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! more of the same with R&S classics
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

Well seems the humans went out and bought more lights for outside . Seems thier one light rope of multicolored lights just werent good enough. After going out the other night they noticed that other neighbors put up lights too( the humans were the first to do so) and feel like they were outdone! Its clark grisswald born again folks. So they are thinking about wrapping another light rope outside on the balcony railing and buying a outdoor trip switch that has more holes for juice then kates moss´s boyfriends arms. Now thats alot of juice folks!!

As for me and cain, we dont care so long as we can sneak outside during the dark and go ga ga over the lights. Kinda neat having the balcony bake in fake artifical lights at 7:00pm . Not to mention some of the bugs that didint know it was time to crawl thier asses inside a hole for winter. Global warming does has its advantages for cats. Where else can one find a cricket in novemeber? Fat and tasty little bastid too . So they now they have two more sets of lights. They are working on the details as to wrap em around this weekend. One is red and the other purple. They may just use the old rope lights from last year which was used inside , and put that outside too. So in the end me and cain can have some nice epileptic seizures with the colors of white, blue , red and mutlicolor :) OH JOY!

Thats it from here folks, thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not! Talk to ya maybe this week, if not,, its not personal its bizz. Till then ,
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,´´ When life hands you lemons, stick them inside the freezer for 5 hours, remove and throw them right back at the sender of such.´´

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CIAO!!!!!

MvB.

Yes virginia, there is a WEEKEND EDITION!!!
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Yo folks and welcome to MVFTLB . Not alot going on today here in germany.
The Humans hung some christmas lights but ill tell ya about that alittle late ron, for now , lets just blog it baby!
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Stats in Iraq,,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11949 ,,,,Friday: 39 Iraqis Killed, 80 Wounded,,,,Saturday: 32 Iraqis Killed, 40 Wounded.



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Ass medal award winners on the net ,,,

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http://www.break.com/index/tanning-bed-falls-on-hot-blonde.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/talking-cats.html
Too Cute!!

http://www.break.com/index/count-the-fcc-violations.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! sesame street for adults?

http://www.break.com/index/gymnast-breaks-knee-on-landing1.html
Ouch! Looks like she landed on her ankel pretty bad.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405063
um,,,,,perhaps its his console ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405061
that kinda looked like fun,,,,,for a cat!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405051
um,, ok the haircut is odd looking but why boot the kid from school?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405052
Painting with a penis? I have heard and saw alot on the net but this one,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405042
kinda looks like one of my owners when they play the drums,, HA kidding folks,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405045
somehow i dont think this will ever make it on animal planet let alone jeff corwins show either. Ahem.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405041
ahhh snowmobiles,,wish we had the snow here to be able to use em .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405040
wow miss klum lost her accent huh? like you were really paying attention to that fact .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405037
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this dudes nutty crazy, hope hes not shot some day .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405028
i think her diet is called crystal meth but she just cannot shut up!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405029
maybe its me but i didint see where this dude stole anything from the quickie mart.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405025
odd commercial and that thing coughs like a rotty choking on a dry dog food too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405009
Think she would wigg out too if she rode in a hot air balloon too? unreal phobias some folks have.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405005
Cool commercial for xbox.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404957
Think life sucks, got a raw deal? STFU and watch this dude perform on Gtr without hands and no cup in front either looking for spare change either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404956
might be a repost but still funny to watch again.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404948
ok, not only have these assholes wasted food that could have donated to a food pantry, they also did damage to the enviroment with the lighter fluid /exploding can into a lake. We could go on about the peas laying in a some lighter fluid that say some ratcoon might eat once they ppl leave. Oh and what is up with walter? alittle slow is he?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404945
ok the music for this video really sucks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404947
i wont even ask why the back of his pants are wet,,,,,,it was enough with the mentos and coke chugging prior.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404938
not sure what to call this,, giant snake eats baby hippo? or giant snake ate baby hippo and vomited it back up? UGHHHHHHhhhhhhh

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404925
um no comment .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404922
hondas starting thier rise to fame in the late 80s early 90s since then every kid wants one to pimp out. why? they suck, gimme a audi A3 and deck that bitch out and watch the hondas fade in the your rear view mirror.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404921
thought id post it,, why not,, they had a good idea, just the ´´dude´´ thing got to be too much .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405000
um just what kind of turkey was john cutting ? it looked bloated and fatty.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404998
hate to be up on the observation deck when that bolt hit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404994
MMAF!!!!! whatever he did sure pissed off this ball thrower.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404985
more nad tagging. wonder if he procreate in the near future?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404984
ok heres my input,, it sucks dude! next time have a preplanned script.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404986
wtf?,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404980
interesting cartoon,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404962
NOT COOL!!!!!!! i hope the sumbitch clawed one of your sorry asses after you red necks freed it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404961
guess they forgot to measure it nose to end before loading it on the truck huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404915
One way to cook the holiday bird i suppose.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404897
´´its the french beavis and butthead´´ not my words folks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405141
that has to be fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405082
before doing that dude,, tune your guitar and find better back ground singers Mkky?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405075
you go craig!! ahem,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405077
sorry but the first time i saw the dude with the long hair i really thought he was female. other then that, ok film clip for class.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-binocular-soccer.html
looked like a bunch of drunks playing soccer. But funny i imagine

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-kid-attempts-roof-jump-and-fails.html
that had to hurt,,,,,alot.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405611
MMAF!!!!! wow did he ever jump and probably had to go check his shorts too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405600
um dude,, that guitar needs to be tuned bigtime, oh and both of you dont quit your day jobs either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405591
and then the poooolice came and the hair pulling stopped. Oh whats up with the one dillweed kicking the other when on the ground?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405590
repost but still amazing to see how fucking dumb some ppl are in life. wonder if they are both able to walk today?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405585
um,,whats up with the dude who drops his pants? does he like having a nose there? Sick.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405576
now that was very smart. about the only thing funny about this video is the dachund that comes over with both ears folded over.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405575
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! too cute

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405563
they sure scare easy huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405556
Kinda long but it picks up and its rather hilarious too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405572
the slow mo is very annoying! after ya see the dude get punched, dont wait for the slo-mo effect.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405553
MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405551
they have some really funny ass game shows over there in japan!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405526
reminds me of the great eppy from seinfeld with the ´´orgasm face´´ !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405552
great, just mess up more of the enviroment . wonder if they caught any fish that day?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405503
clever.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405539
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this dude cracks me up with his ´´will it blend´´. probably a pisser for a grandfather too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405541
yanno hes gonna take that 20 and run out any buy some dougnuts and yodels dont you?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405534
now thats awesome!!!!! not to mention could be helpfull to folks suffering from illness too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405524
cool kids, i actually learned alot from watching em !!!!!!! Thanks guys !!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405509
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kind of a DUH question for that game no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405470
MMFAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thee Best commentary ive heard in a long time!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405485
for every cat lover /owner out there, this vids for you!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405477
um ok the prank was funny but that one dudes laugh is really um,,,questionable .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405471
yeah but where is the cellar? and what if i refinance? whats the price then?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405451
ahhh more war videos,, just what the world needs . Whats next A cnn version of war puppets? wait we have that already.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405668
the future solider of america!!!!! mice traps i wear for ear rings bitch!!! (snickers wtf?)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405666
I learned two new lingos WOW!! and no hes not speaking german either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405659
one of the humans here hates thier feet touched by another or anything else for that matter. Watching that video,, Muhahhaaha iam sure they went ugghhhhh .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405663
these game shows beat the hell out of the price is inflation errr right in the states !!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405660
assholes! its a fairly newborn camel, and by pushing on its sinus cavity like that , chances are it wont do well as it matures. I can wonder what happend to the mother. what a bunch of losers for a few shits and giggles. Stick it where the sun wont shine toots. I´ll vacation anywhere but there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405655
um,, i have to disagree, iam sure there was a cargo door open. otherwise how can all those ppl during summer time watch tv ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405632
What a beautiful chocalate lab chino is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Labs are great dogs,one of my owners had a black lab, best dog in the world. Very loving and obident and smart. Chino pup, you look like you have some great owners!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405671
no worse then say a sit and spin right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=405669
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even the pranksters jumped when it went off.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!

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This afternoon the humans hung up some outside xmas lights all around the balcony . Took em a bit as one is a perfectionist galore. So they wrapped the lights round and round and plugged em in and presto, it was magic! Soon how ever the perfectionist got the better of em and they set about rearranging the lights and went to replug them in and poof, at the very end of the lights , one foot was dark. No signs of life inside that light roll. They felt like Clark Grisswald when he went ape shit with xmas lights yanno? After a few the lights started to blink on and off on the spot where it wasint working. After it driving the humans nuts, they went back outside and moved the light cable and boom, It Worked !!! Maybe a short or they wrapped the lights too tight but either way tonight was the first time since the humans had the blinds installed that i got to see some stars and the moon ! oh and of course the pretty xmas lights too.

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Other then that nothing really new here. I think the humans are just doing the outside light thing this yr. Seems they just arent really into the holiday spirit due to the stuff that happend back in august and again in october. And yet again in Nov too. Cant say i blame em yanno? Well its about time where i meander off this blog and go plop my large fuzzy warm butt next to ´´the spolier´´ and murphy for some massive heat sucking and exchanging. Thanks for stopping on by and having a look. Take care pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that save ppl and pets lifes too. Heros you gals and guys are .!!! Talk again maybe tomorow folks, till then,,,,

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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend editon for the love of sanity.

HUMP DAY!!!!

And tomorow for some, its the day of over eating and having to pretend to like your inlaws too.! So lets try to get into full swing of the holiday turkey fest ok? First things, first though, the iraq numbers must be posted.

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Tony Snows Haunting Numbers In Iraq,Sunday: 4 US Soldiers, 33 Iraqis Killed, 61 Iraqis Wounded,,,Monday: 35 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 2 Coalition Soldiers, 62 Iraqis Killed; 21 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Wednesday: 1 US Soldier, 26 Iraqis Killed; 24 Iraqis Wounded .

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Ass medal awards for some ? videos out there.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-blonde-mic-check.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i kinda feel sorry for her,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/when-fake-fighting-goes-bad.html
he did ask em twice to remove the cigarette from his mouth,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-guy-takes-down-big-dude.html
hmmm,, lotta use of the N word here during this fight. the little dude landed one that left the other dude shocked, and bleeding too.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-clips-speeding-biker.html
if the police did that on purpose then they deserve a mobbing.

http://www.break.com/index/double-wall-backflips.html
these guys will be next generation of circus performers.

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-takes-out-model.html
he did try to dicth it and not run into her,,,nice try no cigar though .

http://www.break.com/index/girl-knocked-out-in-alley-fight.html
someone wanna try and explain what took place there? other then chaos and ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403213
yanno what i mean vern? shame this dude died, he was pretty funny back in the day.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403202
something differant,,,,for music lovers looking for some new talent. I never heard of her before so dont shoot .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403189
wonder if it also fried his i-pod too? not too bright there colby. but then again you are named after cheese!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403183
Good advice,,,,,for every smoker out there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403181
Did he by chance give a gremlin water? MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403184
High times would love this dude. And here my owners thought they were all that for growing a orange tree from seed. actually 4 of em and some peppers too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403178
DAMN! did she ever cold cock his ass to the ground. Course he had to be ´´da man´´ and hit her back. Glad for the other dude that said if you hit her again ´´theres about to be a rumble in the bronx´´ !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403175
fun with balloons,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403158
he must considering the crazy chit going on in the world.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403171
what a piss poor example this biker sets for others. EDDIOTTTT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403147
never knew that many airbags from various cars can make something go boom boom !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403148
rednecks,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403159
Gee ,, what a toss up here,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403131
wasderfaces brother knocked him out in summer school in catskill ny back in 1985. Mikey hit the floor and didint get up again.Seems mikey has issues from long past due events?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-reaction-to-choke-out.html
one of my owners played this game when they were in HS, not smart, figure thats why they are the way they are today.?

http://www.break.com/index/dare-dodges-cop-car.html
again , one of my owners had this happend to them as they were coming home from cannan conn. lakeview plastic corp is where they worked and took a back road to get back inside nys via rt 22. So a deer jumped out , they were doing 50 mph and the deer hit the front rubber bumper, flew over the roof and that was about it. No damage to the car, come the next spring after the winter now melted, there lay the rib cage of a deer in a field about 20 ft from the road.


http://www.break.com/index/chuck-norris-picks-a-candidate.html
um that is a fake add right? wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/ski-base-jumper-accident.html
hes up, hes walking, he just raised his HMO rates by 40% too.

http://www.break.com/index/streaker-at-beckham-game.html
streakers and why they can always out run the sercurity ppl!


http://www.break.com/index/the-best-diver-in-france.html
he has skill no?

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-cant-handle-the-weight.html
no offence but the forklift did look alittle crappy and small for something that big,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sled-needs-longer-runway.html
Not good. slamming into glass windows, even on a wintery day via a sled just wont please the insurance companies today.

http://www.break.com/index/back-flip-wrestling-move.html
watching the matrix movies payed of for this dude and his wrestling class.

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-needs-quick-bathroom-break.html
wow, you could actually hear the panic in his voice as he gave the weather report, all the while wondering what his own personal weather report might look like if does not get to the TOILET NOW!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404064
um was that his dead sister laying in bed or his puppet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404082
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404076
keith richards hes not!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404067
oops didint know he was still on the air as he let skippy from sports take it away.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404022
kinda looks like a HALO game huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404023
bet he was made to take a blood test after that on the work mishap. was that MJ by any chance?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404107
get more from your wi-fi with this?! seems like so.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fae_1195587967
more taser happy cops in the US!! and no rights read? wtf.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=909_1195540416
gator hunt,, 2007. glad these good folks stepped in to save some ones sick version of archery practice!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.

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Well tomorows the big day for first time in laws. I really feel sorry for all the daughter in laws out there who will attemp to impress ´´ma´´ with thier version of how to make a great turkey with all the trimmings. Lets hope the ´´ma´s´´ of this world stay out of the sauce and not make comments about ´´dry meat ´´ or ´´lumpy gravy´´. Just eat up and shut up :)

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For the rest it means spending time with some ppl whom you just cannot stomach for more then once a year. My heart goes out to you folks. Kinda glad here, in germany ´´wasderface´´ isint forcing thanksgiven on ´´the spoiler´´ this yr. Sure it sucks us cats wont get any turkey meat but at least theres no debating over who has to soak and scrape out the turkey pan this year :) Or who has to sit next to so in so with the old person smell. Plus not to mention the familys closet drunks who come out across the globe on thanksgiven and break something.

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So with that, we here at this blog would like to wish you all a happy thanksgiven and hope it all runs smoothly for you too. Take care and talk to you probably ,,not again this week. Look for cain and his weekend edition. Oh and make sure you stocked up on the alka seltzer too.

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Happy Thanksgiven To You and Yours From The Crew At MVFTLB!!!

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CIAO!

MvB

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ´´weekend edition with both of us´´!!!!!
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Well my my time has flown since i first came here to blogger . It wasint a choice as i was pretty content being on catster.com. Cain too, but as the 2004 elections were fast approching , some ppl on catster didint appreciate our style of pretty much saying republicans suck! More about our one yr anny later, till then here , lets blog it already!
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Tony Snow s numbers, the blood count in Irag,

Wednesday: 1 GI, 53 Iraqis Killed, 27 Iraqis Wounded,,Thursday: 2 US Soldiers, 20 Iraqis Killed; 47 Iraqis Wounded,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11919,,,Saturday: 52 Iraqis Killed, 4 wounded,,,

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This Weeks Ass Medal Award Winners For videos .
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http://www.break.com/index/review-of-worst-video-game-ever.html
crappy pc game? to me it looked mighty boring as hell and the graphics to block like.

http://www.break.com/index/dog-nearly-gets-struck-by-lightning.html
some say its fake, either way i say after that they should have grabbed fido and gotten thier asses inside.anytime a thunder storm rolls around, its not a good idea to be outside near trees holding something electrical!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400631
finale some normal target practise.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400628
a nice drunken scottsman? yeppers and he even lets ppl slap em in the face, for free.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400621
might be a repost but still funny none the less.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400590
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! love the brits sence of humor here, very well done too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400587
YOU GO BB!!!!!!!!!!!! i like this dude !!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400577
damn,, that was a really bad landing dude.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400574
more british sence of humor. Excellent smithers!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400570
great gamers, better song !!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400571
I think stinky stinky said her point of view , thank you very much!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400559
no comment,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400546
She blows my biology teacher from yrs gone by now, way out of the water.!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=400542
id really hate to be the person who did this, then found out by accident , the dudes knew it was you all along even while you still ate there ugh

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fe1_1195054046
no comment,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ead_1195057244
no comment,,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d20_1195063052
pretty heroic of the dude trying to stop the other from doing something stupid. also, notice the white semi? see how long they take to brake? remember that when you drive, trucks do NOT stop on a dime and are not cars!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eac_1195026562
um,, wtf???????????

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3fa_1195008145
where the HELL where thier radios? good job by the cherry picker, going by hand signs alone. Unreal and glad to see they all made it out of that blaze.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ca7_1195003285
that was probably his life,, all wrapped into one packagae. Heres hoping he had insurance. and glad he made it out alive.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=10f_1195001376
reminds me of ´´A christmas story´´ youll shoot your eye out with that thing!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8f9_1195053370
running a red light here and there? watch this and rethink your driving folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f9_1195087269
BUMMER!!!!!!!! one of my owners did this as a kid when becoming bored with tennis and baseball. great fun actually and makes for better eye hand cord etc.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bb2_1195083865
Ive seen that look before on ppl, its the look of complete concentration and effort to instill a positive outcome while under stress . Also After eating out at Pizza hut, the next morning .


http://www.break.com/index/kid-sticks-face-in-fire-ant-hole.html
probably one of the dumbest stunt ive seen to date. fireants and sticking your face on a nest of them.

http://www.break.com/index/juggling-man-accidentally-spears-pigeon.html
fake but still makes one wonder how does bird flu come into contact with humans,, EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/cow-knocks-kid-out.html
seems even cows can sence morons and well,, drop kick em based on merit?

http://www.break.com/index/cool-battery-trick.html
good to know this! next time the kitty lazor light needs batts think ill remind my owners again as to why they pay over 4,bucks for one button size batterie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqRd_4wY8hs
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great and there are no words to describe it.

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-hits-on-girls-boyfriend.html
Looks like greg lost his gf and his possible one night stand too!

http://www.break.com/index/indoor-chipmunk-fishing.html
should have a net when fishing for chipmunks!!!

http://www.break.com/index/spitting-fire-stunt-goes-horribly-wrong.html
another Darwin award winner? damn, seems there are more and more morons out there then known.

http://www.break.com/index/horrible-disease-turns-man-into-tree.html
OMG!!!!!!!!! cant some dr watching help this poor man? warning its pretty graphic and not for faint of heart.

http://www.break.com/index/van-slams-concrete-barrier-at-high-speed.html
why running from the poooolice just wont get you anyway fast anytime soon.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-cut-a-bottle-with-a-string.html
things we learned in science class come back to haunt us on the net.

http://www.break.com/index/box-prank-ownage-best-one-yet.html
now quickly roll him down the hill whiles he is still inside the ediot box!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401721
what shall all the hamsters do now? they are burning thier hamster litter!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401724
it was kinda funny. heh,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401720
yes so indeed his f,,,cking brother was in there. your brother cannot drive for shit and almost killed some ppl too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401707
MMAF!!! the cocker spaniel that rapps! zare cute.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401706
pretty sure MTV would ban this video in the states, however, this is NOT the states so here it is, enjoy. Great tune, just wish i knew what he singing during his frenzy moments.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=401702
hmmm one to see if this works,, TRY it out yourself. Not recommended for airports in North america. There tazors and shackels seem to be the prime killing tools from the police.


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-attend-an-afghan-wedding.html
um,, wt,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/how-much-does-it-cost.html
can you hear them now? omg,, how dumb are verizion employees?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402273
um,,,,,dude,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402269
thats right here in germany ! some drivers are morons yes,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402265
with all them there love handles hanging from bubba, no wonder he can take the air soft shots. What a stud!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402267
Pretty sure he didint collect any phone numbers that day, let alone myspace offers either.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402263
um salt isint just used to tekillya folks. works great on icey roads too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402259
see in the states, you try this and BOOM your zapped or just gone missing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402260
the test paw,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402230
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great dad,,, he didint freak,, just laughed and kept on going.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402221
WHO was that hair netted man?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402201
i know someones whos selling one but the LE only like 5000 made, complete with modifyed engine, tranny and back wheel suspesion system. all yours for 24 ,000 . drive one yr spring and summer and never driven again.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c7_1195342711
i saw the game tonight,, and it was FIXED! the ref didint see squat untill a line ref ruled for a meatball who delibertly shoved a scot off his ass . look for the REAL video, not this slimers view.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e57_1195328437
yawnnnnnnnnnnn,, isint this the same shit they been feeding ppl? more lies etc. WAKE up america!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9e6_1195343661
fake!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402285
dirt roads and storm chasers,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402280
um that police dog did NOT train as thought needed. clearly here the dog needs to be sent back for re evaluation.!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=402277
sorry but this time the police should have NOT done the Hold your fire! As soon as the police were attacked, no riot police and beaten, it should have been a case of shooting the attackers. This is bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
while old grandpa holds a child out of the window with a knife? wtf!!!!!!!
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HAPPY ONE YEAR HERE ON BLOGGER FOR US!!!!
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Yes! its been over one yr since my owners said bye bye to caster. Seems there are some stage moms and dads when it comes to thier cats? And the month leading up to murphy getting banned, was well the month he won cat journal of the week for 3 weeks in a row! Now some where like, harriet olsen type became mad because it was not thier Nelly that won. Folks iam not making this stuff up. Go back from my very first two weeks on blogger and you can what iam talking about.
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Plus it was prime election season and i guess some folks didint like thier party being affliated with nazis and calling the president of the usa,, a nazi! hey to bad, freedom of speech,well it is here in germany. In america,, no. So it went back in fourth with the ´´?´´ folks at catster where i just said,,nuff,stick your websight up your jolly controlled ass and ill be seeing you ! I did get a email asking me to come back and not go to myspace???????? Folks i typed i was going to BLOGGER!
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What a insult, yanno? regardless, here i dont get any awards for being best journal of the week for a cat, but yanno what, here i dont get any crap either for describing life as a indoor cat .
Some folks on catster dress thier cats up in ribbons and outfits etc,, alot of fluff etc. Try that with me or cain and i, will bite, or cain,,will vomit! Its how we are. We were abused prior to ´´wasderface´´ and ´´ the spoiler´´ adopted us come 8 yrs this may. I dont like the baby talk,, some ppl do with pets, nor does cain.
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Just give it to us straight,, dont say ´´ooooooooooooooh you oobiddy cuteey kitty´´
chances are, your hand is shreded! same with cain. Speak to us like adults as we adult cats Mmmky? Anyways,, we are just HAPPY AS A PIG IN SHIT!!!!!!! to make our one yr aniversary here on google. See the above we couldint type on catster,, even if you put it this way,, ´´ happy as a swine in pooh´´! Either way, i was screwed along with cain , when it came to typing our weekly diary. Some one got Insulted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖööööööööö.
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With that We here at this blog would like to thank all who paid us a visit, past and present and near future too! And we here would like to wish all bloggers on google much success and fun as we have had so far.! Danke alles for visiting this blog . :)
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Best regards to all, and all of the friends cain and I made on catster that keep in contact too. chin rubs and ear foldings backwards ;) ( Not to mention the sometime butt sniffing us cats do)
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best regards to all
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Mvb, MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

´´bringing you a diff weekend version, for the love of sanity´´!!!!

HUMP DAY!! it has arrived, are you prepared?
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Hello folks, long time no see. Seems this household runs along like a ship with a broken rudder. Hence why I, have not been able to blog. Nor cain . So we would like to make up for this ,by giving you a mother load of videos. But not before we review the war count in iraq for a week. Oh and no news either. Its either about war or how much money the presidental canidates are making for thier election bids.
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Tony Snows numbers,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11876,,,Friday: 42 Iraqis Killed, 29 Wounded,,,,Saturday: 1 US Soldier, 58 Iraqis Killed; 35 Iraqis Wounded,,,,Sunday: 19 Iraqis Killed, 21 Wounded,,,,Monday: 36 Iraqis Killed, 17 Wounded ,,,,Tuesday: 4 US Soldiers, 62 Iraqis Killed; 43 Iraqis Wounded ,,,,

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NumbNuts On The Net!?!



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47f_1194940454
crazy bastids but they got the shot! good view too.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=920_1194809179
never saw squirels fight before now i have and can die content!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ed_1194996167
cool way of having a snowball fight i suppose.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7f9_1194996086
I think the jr pee wee riders can drive better then this dude

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=097_1194995523
Id say he had quite enough pints, face first too!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d87_1194993930
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this cat is so cool. Great owners too . Heres to ya Sarge!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7ce_1194991247
um,, why didint the dude warn her about the recoil? why a scope on a shotgun anyways? poor woman.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=334_1194989718
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! iam sorry but,,,,,,,,damn.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15d_1194988958
bruisers back!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=158_1194998616
great story and happy ending. Hey who likes a bad ending?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dd7_1194942329
its all fun and games untill the lion eats tonight! awwweeeeeeeee

http://www.break.com/index/skater-towed-by-bike-accident.html
some really dumb parents on this one! EDDIOTS!!!

http://www.break.com/index/when-off-roading-goes-wrong.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was smart,,let someone who knows jack about jeeps drive yours.

http://www.break.com/index/falling-off-ladder-turns-kid-retarded.html
no comment,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/marathon-runner-gets-knocked-out-by-train.html
guess he had some serious tunnel vision? glad hes ok.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-crashes-brand-new-bike.html
if i were the shop owner, i would have laughed me ass off after seeing the customer blow all that hard earned money for?

http://www.break.com/index/squirrel-learns-how-to-play-dead-for-food.html
think its a hint to like throw some damn bread down already?

http://www.cagepotato.com/2007/11/12/kimbo-slice-drops-bo-cantrell-like-names-at-a-hollywood-party/
i cant believe the guy tapped out!!! kimbos good but comon,, i think the dude threw the fight.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-dentist-road-rage.html
yanno if this scum bag is a dentist id really hate to one of his patients, hell id hate to be dog. total scumbag loser SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-loses-bike-on-highway.html
i swear that was mikey from AMERICAN CHOPPER on his way to work!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/bored-constuction-workers-equal-fun.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! one of my owners fathers did that in the armys corp of engineers back in 1968, everyone thought it was funny cept the co! I believe punshiment was peeling potatoes and no LL for the weekend.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=399937
See Bri,, you little bitch, somethings you just cant do or have in life!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=399922
no comment other then the fact too bad the video is not the best viewing wise.


http://www.break.com/index/what-really-happened-to-techno-viking.html
he really did stick out in that crowd,, long before tweaked video of him appears again.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-pizza-twirler.html
cool pizza maker and now iam hungry for some,, theres some wonder bread and tomatoe paste in the fridge that can pass for poor mans pizza! Just add cheese;)

http://www.break.com/index/very-dangerous-wakeboarding-stunt.html
Pretty cool jump dude,, no one was killed during it.

http://www.break.com/index/accidental-kick-to-the-face.html
was break dancing mixed with martial arts???

http://www.break.com/index/soulja-girl-falls-off-stage.html
its always sad to see em fall of stage just when they were really doing so well!

http://www.break.com/index/dump-before-you-jump-with-translation.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! he will forever be known as the bungee jumper poopy pants!

http://www.break.com/index/christian-guy-totally-owns-mormons.html
and then what happend,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/1-guy-beats-hardest-guitar-hero-level.html
something tells me conrad must play the reg gtr before he slayed Guitar hereo flames and fire tune. Well done dude.!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/wife-owned-by-fishing-line-prank.html
i think the wifey pooh will stake her revenge is a most dreadfull manner know to mankind,,,the balls will be hers to have bronzed!

http://www.break.com/index/liquid-nitrogen-gets-things-hard.html
dont you wish you had these two for science teachers?? bet you would have passed ;)


http://www.break.com/index/why-you-shouldnt-drink-and-bike.html
Drunk russians on mt bikes? HHAHAHAHAHA sorry,,,

http://www.break.com/index/unknown-country-singer-has-amazing-voice.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny as hell when the dude in the mixing room jumped back as soon as the singing started!

http://www.break.com/index/what-really-happened-to-the-mexican-crooner.html
someone loves star wars,, second what really happend , video using the same technique.

http://www.break.com/index/woman-stuck-in-trench.html
well they wouldint want that now would they? her having a seizure after falling to what looks like a septic tank digup pipe line,,,

http://www.break.com/index/unidentified-creature-found.html
wt,,,,someone know the name of this creature? man is fugly and scary as hell too.

http://www.break.com/index/techno-viking-on-crack.html
he really loves his street dancing alot,,

http://www.break.com/index/6-guys-beat-hardest-guitar-hero-level-ever.html
conrads still better, and cooler too.

http://www.break.com/index/how-rosie-odonnell-travels.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! still pretty cool regardless of naming it rosie.

http://www.break.com/index/arnold-prank-calls-gateway.html
MMAF!!!! but then again, theres not alot of arnie lingo one can use for a prank phone call.

http://www.break.com/index/hungry-hungry-kitty.html
dont mess with this kittys twinke dammit!!


http://www.break.com/index/fishing-line-prank.html
I really wouldint eat that after it landed on the carpet,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398093
um,,dude,,,,,wtf,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398087
think they got thier point across regarding break,,,,,no?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398077
i hate morons that cant hold thier own booze and end up having be watched like some kid wearing a 24/7 helmet. id just kicked his ass outside and threw a blanket over numbnuts.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398085
chest and rib protection help for crashes like this,,,,dude.

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very true advertisement.

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MMAF!!! great commerical.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398072
like andy got funny all of a sudden,, yeah,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398069
he looks like a umpa lumpa!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=398068
damn clint,, lose that beer gut will ya?

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fun with air horns? not really,,,

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co,
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Seems the humans are becoming duds! Must be the lack of sunlight here because i swear i can see the dust slowly settle on them. I now call them knick knacks. Either way i still race around this place in pursuit of cain, offering the humans chances of laughter, or if i get to rough, calling me my other name. ´´Murphy Stop´´! Cains still fat, and his snoring has gotten more and more. Even ´´wasderface´´ can hear it . Now thats loud being how they lost some hearing in one ear due to a china cymbol incident. I wont go into details about that.!
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Before i depart and leave you here, heres something to chew on. Check this link out and the real cost of the iraq war.
http://www.nationalpriorities.org/Cost-of-War/Cost-of-War-3.html.
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Isint that some crazy azz chit folks? imagine all of that money being poured into some ones wallet. Either way, somethings gotta give and soon. Folks cannot continue to live by hand to mouth due to some mad mens idea of profit.
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,´´Dont Rob Paul To Pay Peter´´!
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CIAO!!!

MvB.