My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, July 30, 2008


Its happening folks,, its HUMP day again, are you prepared??
Iam back and the hump day edition :) Lotta stuff went on here in Germany the past week. Yanno how that family crap can make you humans become well,, fucked up and forgetfull! So since there is a calm in the weather ,Iam back for Hump day , so lets not waste anymore time and get this blog going .
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The blood count in Iraq,
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Massive Morons on The Net!



http://www.break.com/index/freak-accident-with-glass-revolving-door.html
LAWSUIT!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-flip-off-a-witness.html
No comment.

http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dog-loose-in-park.html
clever dog ;)

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-driver-slams-into-metal-pole.html
Think he over corrected abit?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-slams-head-first-into-tree_1.html
why helmets are a good idea, lesson learned here.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-funniest-news-slip-ups.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bloopers.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-minor-league-brawl.html
remember when baseball was fun ?

http://www.break.com/index/caped-loser-segway-crash.html
was that laura bush?

http://www.break.com/index/phone-prank-on-little-girl.html
when she gets her very first cellphone , i bet she will hold the world record for speed dial and smsing!

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-jump-failure-nutshot.html
Cutting the filming is for bitches! show the aftermath dammit.

http://www.break.com/index/wife-will-never-touch-a-gun-again.html
Yanno when she really needs a gun to defend herself , she will probably cripple up mind wise thanks to dickhead!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-takes-wiffle-ball-bat-to-the-head.html
Well just how stupid one should be to think it wouldint hurt?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822943/
really stupid cheese clip!

http://www.break.com/index/extreme-catapulting.html
I can tell you right now this video is NOT fake! so STFU morons who nothing MMkky?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=540630
maybe she can play the drums in this marching band?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-busts-chair-jumping-in-pool.html
Wonder how he likes those bumps on his shin and some painfull scrapes?

http://www.break.com/index/petting-zoo-goat-slams-kid.html
never bend down while with goats or sheep, otherwise this can happen.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541011
Fake but funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541005
is this guy a retard!!!!!!!!! Cant he see the birds leg is tangled or stuck inside its foot and thats why it cant fly away? damn some ppl on break really get off on animals suffering.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541006
same as above!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541004
Unless this dick can say it was a medication that made em messed up,, hes no father whatsoever!!!

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-blob-jump-launch.html
the look on her face says it all! (snickers,,,,,)

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-slow-a-biker-down.html
sadly NYPD are complete assholes,, case in point,, this.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-lions-filmed-on-safari.html
Iam not one to post wild life and its gore, but this video is rather funny .Trust me its not that bad.

http://www.break.com/index/human-beatbox-vs-angry-german-kid.html
MMAF!!!! there are no words really,, just watch it.

http://www.break.com/index/female-driver-slams-bike-into-building.html
could be worse,, she could have driven off a parking garage and dropped 20 ft.

http://www.break.com/index/little-dude-jump-kicks-his-forehead.html
the wee ppl kicking it!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-balloon-launch-failure.html
MMAF!!!! seems some kids cant catch a break with the best intentions possible. trees and balloons are a no no!

http://www.break.com/index/world-record-speed-guitar.html
WOW!! now thats some speed gtr and no its not GTH from ps2 or 3. Bet his girlfriend loves em too ;)

http://www.break.com/index/indoor-motorcycle-wheelie-goes-bad.html
That had to be fake or the dude really sucks at riding .

http://www.break.com/index/kitty-vs-laser.html
they should make that cat a helmet. Otherwise its sudden kitten shake sysndrome?

http://www.break.com/index/volleyball-player-takes-shot-off-face.html
looks like slick got bitch slapped !

http://www.break.com/index/paying-for-a-steak-dinner-in-pennies.html
take the money bitch,,,,,,,its legal

http://www.break.com/index/really-bad-stage-entrance.html
think he will ever get his screen actors card now?

http://www.break.com/index/snake-strikes-at-camerman.html
WOW!

http://www.break.com/index/mcain-flips-out-oriely-remix.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/bike-jump-disaster.html
holy shit batman.

http://www.break.com/index/foosball-nutshot.html
more fun ways for nutshots.

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-optical-illusion.html
now thats cool.

http://www.break.com/index/how-true-guitar-heros-are-made.html
ok,, is there something in the water? why are alot of dudes today smashing thier nuts for fun???

http://www.break.com/index/car-crashes-into-diner-guy-walks-away.html
what a lucky sob!!!

http://www.break.com/index/little-dog-takes-break-from-chasing-laser.html
´´no thats ok bitch you play while i grab me a dry hump´´! If dogs could talk?

http://www.break.com/index/wii-fit-parody.html
MMAF! they do have a point, sort of.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542294
maybe that was really lance armstrong practicing for a come back?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542289
poor dog!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542280
I guess a hot bullet casing that fell inside your pants and is burning your ass is funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542279
pretty sure he really took a large dump after that scare.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542272
WOW! a must see for anyone thinking about trying meth or still doing it. WTFU!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542273
ANOTHER WOW!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542311
sue me,, the pig is cute.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542310
MMAF!! hes pretty good !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542305
is that Kenny Loggins son?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542306
drunks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542299
the song is cool with this video,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542301
MMAF!!! nice parents!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542296
repost but amazing this dude held off the crowd of assholes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1216836804
so remember kids,, crime wont pay,, your funeral bills when you rob a store!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1216835811
For hunting wild animals my ass,, looks to me like some former stazi fuck is looking for a quick buck from the cold war!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36f_1216846818
just how stupid are some ppl? watch this clip and you will be amazed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36f_1216846818
now thats some hard core drunks!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e4_1216904983
One of the Best Nature clips Ive seen in quite sometime!!! BRAVO!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0f_1216879021
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny but well thats nature.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc1_1216882430
Is this why wayne rooney is in debt for millions? perhaps lap ears are a true sign of retards?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1216809558
all i see if blur,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2d_1216954585
mother of the year award??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d58_1216945453
all you can eat was the armys standard, even in vietnam. The jump boots were lost in thte 80s and the army had a contract with high top sneaker company . Stop bitching and wish more for our troops to be able to come home soon!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6e_1216945694
how can anyone not do something for wildlife?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542270
For cat lovers!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542270
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! NBC had this one coming to em!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542263
I almost got sick watching this, its just a case of car sickness?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542324
I hope the poor bastids mouth or nose wasint won!!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542320
what sick piece of shit is this dude??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542323
black bear this time of year are mostly young spring borns and looking for food. Might have been shot in the New england /nys area as my owners saw alot of these as a teenager.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542315
my owners remember doing that a wee one. never fell. As for the caption on the websight,, ´´did she died´´? no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542313
AWESOME film of a black bear on raiding the bird feeder up. Really folks you made one hell of a film and glad to know the dog wasint hurt and wow,, actually didint bark either!!!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY!
As i said eariler lotta of family stuff went down in NYS and of course here in Germany we are 6 hours ahead so ya can imagine the omg of hearing news 6 hours old and making phone calls into the wee hours of the night here in germany. Lemme just say,, family is family and some are worth it yanno?
Other then that above Us cats are just waiting here in germany with the rest of the world and seeing ONE when Barack Obama will pick a running mate, TWO, how the credit card company crunch will jack in the states will mess up the rest of the world and pretty much sitting tight and waiting untill W is gone from office.
The weather here has been crappy too i might add. Hazy hot and humid. Us cats suffer from it and also from lack of sunlight. The humans lower the blinds during the day to keep the sun from beating in on a mother of all picture windows here . ´´Wasderface´´ has been letting us out early in the morning on the balcony where Me and cain kinda find some unlucky bug and eat it. And the weeds growing out there are mighty tasty this time of year too i might add! Not to mention the fly bys from ruge pigeons are a sight to see. Cain almost hooked one the other morning. And i know its not their fault but the humans kinda dont like us cats on em during this heat wave. They refer to us as a mini mobile heating unit and when its like yanno 90 outside,, I guess thats not cool to snuggle next to!
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ok thats about it from here on my side of the globe. Sorry I or cain didint blog for a week but yanno how you humans and family crap can be,,,,,,,very very,, spastic on the brain! Take care humans and thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not. Cain will be up for the weekend edition so look for em on sunday. Till then have a happy happy joy joy week and look forward to friday!
WORDS OF WISDOM!!!
“It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.”

Samuel Jones Tillden
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CIAO!!!
MvB.

Sunday, July 20, 2008


Guess whos back!?!?!?! ME! Cain, and this time around the blogs filled with more bling and splendor then prior, so lets not waste time here and jump right in!
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13165 for the week. Sorry its not broken down for you daily but hit the link and you can archive.
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Massive Morons On The Net!?!?!




http://www.break.com/index/wrestlers-need-a-chair-and-fans-deliverb.html
MMAF! beware what one asks for at a wrestling match.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-largest-homemadeslide.html
the more grown up version of slip and slide.

http://www.break.com/index/nutshot-followed-by-painful-faceplant.html
that was smooth dude,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/state-trooper-vs-undercover-cop.html
pretty sure the trooperrs were being thier usual prick selfs. Hope the dude bitch slapped in court.

http://www.break.com/index/slap-contest-ends-in-knockout.html
why is it that the smallest guys are the ones that drink the most and act like bad asses but in the end arent?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-fails-at-dunking.html
pretty cheap hoops, where ever that was shot.

http://www.break.com/index/dam-breaks-might-as-well-surf.html
Hmm looks like that took place somewhere in germany. Gnarly dudes!

http://www.break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html
well,,,,,,so much for him scoring anything tonight with that head banger!

http://www.break.com/index/avoid-playing-ping-pong-with-this-dude.html
gives a whole new meaning to the game of ping pong.

http://www.break.com/index/iphone-nerd-strikes-back.html
when pissing off a geek backfires.

http://www.break.com/index/singer-faints-off-stage.html
think the fans got thier money back?

http://www.break.com/index/cat-doesnt-let-dog-eat.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the cat /dog battle for the last treats!

http://www.break.com/index/school-dorm-snake-game.html
now thats pretty cool and clever to come up with.

http://www.break.com/index/why-girls-shouldnt-box.html
what a dickhead! He didint have to go full throttle on her and just gave her a tap on the forehead! EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/sea-doo-in-the-jacuzzi.html
seems to me , some redneck became bored with his grandaddys inhertiance and thought aww shucks, lets have sum fun!

http://www.break.com/index/cross-dressing-shoplifter-gets-smackdown.html
Look if ya wanna be a woman even though your not, then buy your own bras like millions of real ladies do! Dont steal and act like its your right because,,,,,,,,your a cross dresser!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-shoots-himself-in-hand-at-range.html
when will these assholes stop giving the NRA bad name???

http://www.break.com/index/skater-rides-down-steel-pole.html
´´ya hit yur balls´´? no asshole,, i thought id test out the impact of my scrotum and tail bone on steel!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-fails-at-wakeboarding.html
maybe wetting the board down prior would help and to keep his body leaning away from the tow pull?

http://www.break.com/index/umbrella-takes-out-lady.html
mary poppins on exstacy?

http://www.break.com/index/do-not-rob-this-pizza-store.html
father of the fucked up year award! Glad to see this old bastid got his ass kicked , and hard too!

http://www.break.com/bo-burnham/bo-burnham-high-school-party.html
awww who the hell in thier right mind would not invite bo?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-motorcycle-wheelie-accident.html
How wacked can that be?? ya film ya friends bike crash spend 10 seconds on him and then run to the now defunked motorbike and go ,,´´damn!!!!!!´´!!!

http://www.break.com/index/suzanne-shows-off-more-than-the-dress.html
Um,,,,,,,,,,thats not the same person I saw on Larry King two years ago right??

http://www.break.com/index/high-stress-life-of-a-game-show-host.html
Love the show of medical responce,,,,,just lovely,,really.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537826
Now that i do have to admitt is funny but only because my American owner did something simular when they were in High School!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537823
Is that AMY WINEHOUSE fighting blakes sister for the last line of coke??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537821
My owners swear they know ´driver!!!! RMCc from hudson?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537819
lets take a wait and see attitude with this movie coming out soon, shall we?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537813
now that was cool,, of and looked like good clean american fun!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537814
WTF??????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537804
And thats what again? anyone can do that with a car, or motorbike. ? is why would they??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537802
how can anyone let them selfs become this drunk and why is beyond me!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537800
thee worst video ever seen!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537796
COPS,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537792
repost! But at least this dudes doing something to lose weight !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537848
dude,, really lay off the beer and pizza. Your man tits are about the size of my owners best friend! And shes a she!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537847
AHHH the hicks,, danke hicks for making others laugh :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537844
AHHH the police in the states,,,,,,,commie fucks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537841
WHAT BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537835
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it even laid a egg during the fight BIRD VS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-twist-on-wooden-spoon-prank.html
MMAF!!!! yeah that is a new twist on the spoon prank.

http://www.break.com/index/changing-your-facebook-relationship-status.html
MMAF!!! Face book at its best.

http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-fishing-coolest-sport-ever.html
australia is know for shark attacks, why would anyone fish like this?

http://www.break.com/index/internet-cafe-ninja.html
as far as we know,,,,,,,,,,he did.

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-busted-by-cops.html
why its a good idea to check your mirrors before you attempt a burnout.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538426
is this the follow up from the blood hound gang?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538429
Id run too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538421
love the burp at the end,, spells class,, really really low class yet class.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538419
I wont say what his chin and mouth looks like, but it rhymes with brick.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538413
dude,, some GTR mics might have helped with the screaming sqchecl!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538410
Drive up the cost of insurances even more morons!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538400
um,, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538407
its possible! Just reach around and grab the ears or reach down and tug hard on the nutsack,, they will release that hold. Been there and done that!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538406
perhaps not smoking a blunt prior might have helped his motor skills! That dude was stoned bigtime.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538396
Talk about killing two birds with one stone. Pretty sure both of his heads wont feel nice tomorow.
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News From Our House !


Well there is alot of poop going on in nys via ´´wasderfaces´´ family. Dont want to elaberate but lets just say that if you get sick in nys , dont rely on DSS for jack, let alone a place to live. Even if your sick with lime disease too.

Other then that, ´´the spoiler´´ goes back to work tomorow!!! After being home for one month sick. I am going to miss em i must admitt, as they kept me safe from Murphy attacks during the time they were here. I didint hide under the stairs so much or hide upstairs and actually got some couch and bed time cuddles with em too!

OK! its been boring here so not alot to tell ya folks. Glad to be back on blogger and I wish you folks a good start to the week and dont hit your boss come monday morning! Mega thanks to the first reponders that rescue ppl and pets, because Heros, those guys and gals are!!! Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world and talk to ya again come next weekend. Oh Id like to leave a quote before i sign off that applies for you humans,,,, enjoy !

´´“masturbation is like procrastination, in the end your just fucking yourself...”

Danke and have a nice eveing :)

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, July 13, 2008


The ´´its me again ´´weekend edition!
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Welcome back to the weekend edition with me once again,murph as your blog host. Cain has said hes not ready to come back just yet so,, guess iam pulling his weekend shift untll the ´´soft one´´ bounces back. Ok lotta news out there, For the NY Yankee fans,,,,,,,bad day all around. Klicken Sie hier: "Bobby Murcer - The New York Post" Now that so sucks. For the morons on well paid blogs that allowed so called members of society to make fun over who should die first,, Tony snow or Elizabeth Edwards . Well for the scumbags that dont know what cancer is like, and hoped it was Tony snow, you got your sick wish. How can a so called blogger allow comments about wishing death on another? MONEY$$$$!
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The blood Count In Iraq,,,
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The Nut Jobs On The Net!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536423
either she really is that stupid or is washing away any traces of murder evidence?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536420
Some one forgot to take thier meds,,no?

http://www.break.com/index/bat-terrorizes-convenience-store-workers.html
MMAF!!!!!!! over a little bat these dudes act like crazy chimps!

http://www.break.com/index/little-girl-cheats-at-claw-game.html
Now yanno why your parents always told ya to not run ahead of em at the shopping center.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536478
well it wasint smart but ya gotta give em credit for doing it and not barfing,,,,,,on tape.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536481
I hear putting lemon juice on a cut like that , takes the sting out.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536476
bet he kept that 30 bucks too.?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536475
is this the NEW american Idol show??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536469
YAWWWWWNNNNnn lemme know if he managed to play gth at all or just flapped his gums. danke.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536466
MMAF! love the ´´will it blend´´ vids.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536454
Nice artists!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536446
cool!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536429
um,,,,,,no comment.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536434
he would make a great bartender someday or a russel crowe look alike.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536431
MMAF!!!!!!!! these guys crack me up! great tune,, or,,,,poem or,, whatever.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=536427
MMAF!!!!! think my owners will stick to thier LG and sony erricsons.

http://www.break.com/index/bloody-basement-accident.html
like light sabers actually exist!

http://www.break.com/index/sweet-canadian-street-performer.html
now that is sweet!!! Even the music was great.

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-basketball-pong-shots.html
Nice Bball Pong shots.!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slices-watermelon-on-stomach-with-sword.html
Wonder what happens when jr hits 16 and wants to borrow dads car???

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-video-fight-parody.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-slams-into-girl-on-slide.html
shes ok folks,, just got the shit knocked out of her,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/chopsticks-showoff-owned.html
Guess he really likes to tickel the Ivory no?

http://www.break.com/index/extreme-scare-prank-goes-bad.html
ya gotta wonder if this is fake or she is that wacked out?

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-twist-on-pool-nut-shot-prank.html
How friendships are made?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-slams-ramp-on-lake-jump.html
would have been better with sound but still,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-motorcycle-crashes.html
showoffs and thier very bad outcomes.

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-flying-boat.html
Now thats something Id buy and use in the summer time!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1820859/
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/huge-pool-jump.html
Id have to say that was more then three feet deep.

http://www.break.com/index/video-found-from-shipwreck2.html
HOLY SHIT!!!

http://www.break.com/index/older-siblings-suck.html
god , what a little bitch she is no?

http://www.break.com/index/bike-frame-snaps-causing-massive-faceplant.html
what a crappy made bike! Hope the kids ok!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-use-the-drive-through-atm.html
OMG!!!!! how stupid can a person be.?

http://www.break.com/index/home-movie-fire-stunt-goes-bad.html
Not sure to make what of this,,, was that his home or mom and dads???

http://www.break.com/index/google-maps-catches-girlfriend-cheating.html
pretty original.

http://www.break.com/index/referree-shows-up-drunk-at-soccer-game.html
damn!!!!!!!!! WTF did he drink ,,everclear?

http://www.break.com/index/burnout-in-the-living-room.html
the way this dude shakes his ass while on the bike, begs the ?? Also, what a fucking retard!

http://www.break.com/index/motocross-rider-crashes-run-over-multiple-times.html
who jumps a ski jump on a motor bike?

http://www.break.com/index/tractor-trailer-truck-left-in-neutral.html
never heard of the parking aka e brake no?

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-spills-flaming-shot.html
why even drink something that is aflame??

http://www.break.com/index/bad-place-to-stand_1.html
I didint hear any trash talking,,,,,,,,,but its still funny.

http://www.break.com/index/lawn-mower-ownage.html
seemed like a good idea at the time ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/halo-kid-the-new-star-wars-kidb.html
god bless his little soul for all that work he put into his HALO suit and weapons.

http://www.break.com/index/advantage-jelena-jankovic.html
I wont ask to why she had to change her panties during the match,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-lays-down-to-text-on-motorcycle.html
maybe he got the new iphone ??

http://www.break.com/index/raver-has-a-rude-awakening.html
He will have no brain cells left after that rave!

http://www.break.com/index/shaq-jumps-over-escalade2.html
MMAF!!!!!
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News From The House Of Murphy And,,,,,,,,,,,,others.


Not alot folks. Same old same old. One of my owners is like sleep walking again. Last time that happend was two years ago. Wasint pretty as they slept on the couch with me one afternoon and the phone rang. So they thought I was the phone and poked my nose to answer it!!! Guess they thought my pink nose was the phones ringing red button?

Other then the true creepy scums on earth that relish the death of tony snow or
for others cant wait untill Beth edwards dies from her cancer, things here are ok. The humans are doing good, nothing to worry over and health wise they are ok. Us cats are doing ok as well so i wont keep ya here any longer then ya need to be here! Oh and cain asked me to wish the first responders luck and health as they rescue ppl and pets too!

Words Of Wisdom,,,, ´´Do no wrong in the eyes of the guilty, least your become one of those whom were found to be wrong´´!

AUK!

TTYL folks,,, till then ,,, CIAO!!!

MvB

Sunday, July 06, 2008



While I was Napping, these events happend. Lets check out the world headline news and then on to other things. Oh and WELCOME! to the weekend edition. Cain will be back shortly . Untill then , your asses are stuck with me, Murphy!
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Wimbledon day 13 news: Rafa reigns supreme
All England Club, 23 June-6 July
Results CONGRATS RAFA!!!!
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´´Numbers For Iraq´´



http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13071 monday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13075 Tuesday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13080 Wednesday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13089 Thursday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13096 Friday.

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13097 Saterday

Sunday: 1 US Soldier, 16 Iraqis Killed; 28 Iraqis Wounded

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The Nets Nut Job Videos!


http://www.break.com/index/it-guy-vs-dumb-employees.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! talk about multi tasking! Poor bastid.

http://www.break.com/index/horse-doesnt-want-to-ride-today.html
perhaps a carrot might have been in order.

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-breaks-arm.html
what kind of parents would film thier childs wacked behaviour and then post it on the net in hopes of winning 400 dollars???

http://www.break.com/index/happy-little-cat.html
Think hes recalling his kittenhood? MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/demonstrator-gets-run-over.html
Someones going to Jailllllllllllll!

http://www.break.com/index/grandma-gets-interesting-birthday-present.html
grandma has a sence of humor,, way cool. Enjoy granny!

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/cash-for-captions/cash-for-captions.html
someones gotta be pretty stupid to try that stunt.

http://www.break.com/index/erik-estrada-attacked-by-little-person.html
everyone wanted to take a punch at ponch no?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d85_1215285996
Why did she run into traffic like that? damn. RIP!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=16f_1215270360
wasint this the second time this shit happend there?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3d1_1215245456
wouldint have some haybales kept that from happening?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0e_1215189445
fun times on tv.,,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a11_1215288181
No comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=28a_1215275668
Is this is what the world has become? Well the non rich ppl.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=301_1184819768
SHARE A HOME WITH THIS DOG!!!! however happy needs to lose weight as bone cancer can snap cartilige and bones . HELP HAPPY FIND A HOME UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/america-rules-england-sucks.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/croatian-host-beat-up-on-tv.html
two tards one tv show two points of view,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/osha-shows-up-as-wall-collapses.html
nice,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530538
yankee style of dealing with rednecks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530538
Nice T-bone DAMN!!!

http://www.break.com/summer/kid-gets-launched-into-space.html
WOW!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/bad-pass-knocks-out-cheerleader.html
MMAF!!! sorry but that was funny.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=528400
Future moron with no life .

http://www.break.com/index/honey-im-home.html
perhaps he has issues with his wife we are not aware of?

http://www.break.com/index/obstacle-course-fail.html
No kids for you!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-angry-midget-gets-owned.html
Diabetic or someone slipped this dude a happy pill?

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-completely-owned.html
I guess jake really hates her smoking habbit no?


http://www.break.com/index/female-driver-nearly-kills-biker.html
ooops!

http://www.break.com/index/try-not-to-laugh.html
are these morphine patients?

http://www.break.com/index/independence-from-pants.html
um iam glad dick cheney wears his pants.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531930
um,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531924
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531922
this dude is kidding right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531921
i bet that dog hates his owner now. maybe even took a leak in the pool?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531918
kinda funny,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531896
yeah i guess they were pretty bored.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=531890
soccer fans!


http://www.break.com/index/skate-at-your-own-risk.html
fake but funny,,,attack of the killer midgets.

http://www.break.com/index/swingset-breaks-causing-rider-to-faceplant.html
was that Christiano Ronaldo during his time out after failing to do what lewy figiuo couldint do?

http://www.break.com/index/backdraft-levels-two-story-building.html
wait untill ya in 2.00 min into this video for the excitement to start!

http://www.break.com/index/chick-tells-boyfriend-game-over.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bye bye game boy;)

http://www.break.com/index/dude-breaks-8-chopsticks-with-a-dollar.html
Chinese secret,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=529596
YO holmes smell ya later!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530329
why arent they yelling MARCO POLLO?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530324
the last quote kinda has a meaning to it,,,,maybe jack bauer can help em out?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530328
the geeks at google letting lose?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530327
poor moth,,what a way to die,, being eaten alive by a moron.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=530322
wow sounds like alot of german gun makers back then!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY & others,,,

Eveing folks and welcome back. Not alot to update ya on. My owners were wowed last week with the euro cup games and again tonight as they watched Rafa FINALE beat Roger At Wimbledon. It was a nail biting match and for details about it,click here .Nadal stuns Federer in epic Wimbledon final

Other things here are ok aside from some family back in nys on ´´wassderfaces´´ side of the family. The air has been cleared (loudly i might add as ny called germany at 2.00 am in the morning)! But now that everything is on the table, I think should run smoothly from now on. ´´The spoiler´´ is home for a few weeks due to health issues. Nothing serious mind you , but i love having em home and do our morning cuddle and snuggle time in bed. :) OK well that is pretty much all that there is to offer ya folks this fine sunday. Hope folks in the states had a nice holiday weekend and for others , a nice weekend. Take care fine ppls and cain asked me again to say something about first responders rescuing ppl and pets lifes and Heros they are!

Words Of Wisdom,,,,,, If its not broke, dont fix it!

CIAO,,

MvB.