My View From The Litter Box!: November 2008

Sunday, November 30, 2008

THE WEEKEND EDITION!

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Hiya folks and welcome to this blog. Lotta news out there going on . I think the world is going to shit but then again i could be wrong. Just some ppl who live on this planet are nothing more then shit? ok lets start it with this,,,,

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The Blood Count In Iraq For The Week Ending,,,,11/30/2008
11/29/2008
11/28/2008
11/27/2008
11/26/2008
11/25/2008
11/24/2008

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The Worlds Wacked Videos.

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-brick-balancing-act-on-head.html
Next time one bitches about having to move a couch,,,,,,check this out.

http://www.break.com/index/slow-motion-soccer-ownage.html
HE´S OK CHANT!

http://www.break.com/index/rabbit-shows-cat-who-is-boss.html
wtf is that stuff all over the floor/ carpet?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Idiot-waxes-armpit-612647.html
just shave your pit hair dude! it makes the smell less as pit hair soaks up the sweat and making you smell,, bad!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/A-Dumb-Decision-612639.html
wow,,,,,,not.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Absolute-Poker-Scandal-612637.html
DUH!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Absolute-Poker-Scandal-Part-2-612638.html
DUH part 2

http://www.break.com/index/dangerous-dirt-bike-crash.html
aahhh AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH,dude dont ride in the woods ok?

http://www.break.com/index/disgusting-british-urinal-dare.html
and to think being gay was against the law since the early 80s in england, yet drinking another mans piss is considerd cool?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-smashes-back-on-curb.html
thats what friends are for,,,,,,,to make money from your stupidity.

http://www.break.com/index/mean-nutshot-prank.html
Nutshots in a winter wonderland!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-gideons-insane-deals.html
this dudes been around for years,, as it shows.

http://www.break.com/index/worst-rope-swing-accident-ever.html
yanno what sucks about videos like this? the DH filimg it never shows the aftermath.

http://www.break.com/index/massive-escalator-leap-and-faceplant.html
again,, see the above comment.

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-scale-columns.html
ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/tube-snaps-exercise-guru-in-the-face.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! bet that hurt.

http://www.break.com/index/human-dartboard-in-the-uk.html
from dart to the fat ass to the head and drinking piss,, seems the UK has gotten that jive.

http://www.break.com/index/five-story-toliet-paper-direct-hit.html
MMAF!! this dude must work for tripple A

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-chicken-takes-down-frat-kid.html
when chicken suited ppl attack.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-win-at-wii.html
i wont even ask what kind of shroons he got for that nutshot .

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-canadian-man-gets-belligerent1.html
ahhhh drinking to much in public and getting your video all over the web. how proud one must be!

http://www.break.com/index/huge-and-bizarre-alien-squid.html
shell oil company= make sure there is nothing alive so we can drill!

http://www.break.com/index/incredible-jetpack-flight-over-canyon.html
one way to avoid the tolls while going over bridges .

http://www.cagepotato.com/cop-ufc-91-body-slams-dude-first-asks-questions-later
bad pigs.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-gets-hit-by-car.html
now thats plain fucked up. I hope she isint hurt badly.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-make-a-bad-problem-worse.html
think the hydralics went out ? YAY!

http://www.break.com/index/electric-door-prank.html
dude for one,, wear a belt. No one wants to see your fried ass on line, second, lose the gut so your pants stay up. oh hey hows the feeling in your hand?

http://www.break.com/index/frozen-beer-explosion.html
cant one FUCKING PERSON film something behind a see thru safe shelter? another,, wow ,not!

http://www.break.com/index/weird-lesson-in-chicken-biology.html
radical

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1090373/First-pictures-burned-rooms-inside-Mumbai-terror-siege-hotel.html

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,593415,00.html

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7757500.stm

The above links have alot of ppl muttering wtf?! I mean is this what Islam is about? Killing for fun, or just because one is a born retard? You know that muslims are going to get slammed for the acts of thier moron brothers . Sad part is , most muslims are cool folks. But the massive killing and going after 3 targets of race, well it kinda tells me that perhaps islam isint a fun religion. Just a cult made up of retards that have to kill in thier gods name once every now and then.

Maybe some national armies should yanno just enter a muslim city and start spraying bullets and lobbing grenades at various places like hospitals for kids and woman, etc. Give the fuck nuts who did this a taste of thier own medicine. There is no excuse for such actions. Fighting fire with fire never did resolve anything so lets think,,,,oh yeah,, embargos! CUT off from aid from various groups, no more feed the world in parts where ppl who work for reliefe aid are found dead,helping the very ppl that killed them. FUCK EM!!!!!!!!!!

ok other then that, nothing new going on here. ´´the spoiler´´ goes back to work tomorow after being home for 7 weeks with a broken foot. Thus causing ´´whatsthereface´´ to have to drive the car. They did ok,, only hit one curb and bent a rim and left a fat bubble on the outside of the tire, knocked it out of line, etc. But all is well now. Us cats are getting ready for the humans to put up the outdoor lights for xmas this year! Seems they bought more rope lights so its kinda like going to be a Grisswold lighting effect! Bet the old folk across the street will love em even more that!

Well I guess that is it from this blog. Murphy says yo to you ppl and thanks for stopping on down and having a look. Oh and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. You guys and gals are HEROS!!!! Also, we here would like to offer our support for the Indian goverment and her ppl for undergoing a brutal crime and our sympathys go out to all in Mumbia. We stand with you!!!!!!

Have a good week and dont flip out and cuss and yell when the cat climbs the xmas tree or the dog hikes it leg on it either. We dont know any better. Remember humans, your bringing into OUR home a piece of outdoors. Cats climb trees and dogs piss on em,,,,,,its just that simple!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The Weekend Edition!!

hiya folks and welcome to this blog.Well seems there is alot of things going on in the world. The saudi gov got a taste of thier own meds when they lost money via a high jacked ship wit lots of oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we do have russian passing new rule into law so a president can stay in power for 6 years instead of 4. Iam smelling Putins bullshit artist hand at work here folks regarding that. Regardless,, http://www.cnn.com/ http://www.bbc.com/ http://www.antiwar.com/ all places to get the latest REAL news and not the fucks over at fox´s version either. So lets blog it baby,,,,,,,
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The little pig that tried! Keep your eye on this piece of shit in the comming days regarding Iraq. To date the blood count stands at these numbers for the week,,

11/23/2008
11/22/2008
11/21/2008
11/20/2008
11/19/2008
11/18/2008
11/17/2008
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Global funny videos !!!

http://www.break.com/index/cheaters-trailer-destroyed-by-boat.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! redneck justice,,,its priceless!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-old-lady-attacks-reporters.html
have her arrested for assult? you pussy ass bitch, tipping a reporters cam over isint assult, destruction of private property at best.

http://www.break.com/index/the-basketball-hoop-catapault.html
so hows that broken jaw working out for ya?

http://www.break.com/index/chick-confuses-brake-with-gas-pedal.html
that has to be a Stewarts Shop. They are known for old folk drivers running into thier buildings,, oh and drunks too!

http://www.break.com/index/sarah-palin-interview-while-turkey-slaughtered.html
WTF? hasint anyone heard of turkey or chicken slaughter by sudden underwater electrical shock? its alot faster, they die on the spot as soon as there head is dunked under water and there is no struggle. Figures Palin is around to watch it. Poor Trig!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/chubby-kid-lights-himself-on-fire.html
is this old footage of a very young Michael Moore trying out for the boy scouts?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-pranked-in-bathroom.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob Marley,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/teens-wail-over-american-idol-finale.html
must be offspring of palin,, ICKY he has cooties!

http://www.break.com/index/busty-girls-talk-about-internet.html
um tits,, errr toots,, its called spam,,no matter what you may wear.

http://www.break.com/index/swift-kick-destroys-college-bunk-bed.html
NICE.

http://www.break.com/index/vengeful-man-blows-up-car.html
fucking turks,,bad ass wannabe rejects. I hope he became a partialy cooked turkey after that stunt.

http://www.break.com/index/bike-hero.html
BEST AWARD OF THE YEAR FOR BEING ORIGNAL DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-fails-at-riding-on-side.html
love them redneck pickups,,,and them there fools that try to play colt stevers.

http://www.break.com/index/workin-at-the-car-wash.html
you shower right? then think of this as a power shower and stop being a pussy running away from water.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-too-heavy-for-boat-seat.html
I can only imagine her poor husband,, or GF during sex when shes on top. Them poor bastids.

http://www.break.com/index/peta-pwns-lindsay-lohan.html
ok,, so that chick that tossed the flour on LL was def gay, and her excuse? ´´ she wear fur´´. I wont comment anymore folks

http://www.break.com/index/trick-soccer-throw-in-destroys-kid.html
leave it to the pros? right,, they suck at doing this just as much as the ammys. Do your research next time.

http://www.break.com/index/are-we-having-fun-yet1.html
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG asshole Capt. you planted a might crappy voyage. Enjoy your shoulder stripes being ripped, and welcome aboard the Chump Bait .

http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dolphin-finds-a-new-friend.html
Beastality is only cute at sea world.? Iam waiting for some do good moron to denounce the shows there and picket it.

http://www.break.com/index/car-rear-ends-two-bikers.html
um,, if that was a chick getting out of that car then she be a he /she.

http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/11/23/somalia.pirates/index.html

How wacked can it get over there folks???!!!!!!!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!

Well aside from the weather here in germany, yes folks its been snowing since friday, things here are good. The humans let us out today due to the fact murphy was meowing and wanted to kill or hunt down some snow flakes. Folks as soon as the screen door was opened up, murph came charging out like he was all that. Soon as his feet hit the cold wet snow,, he ran back inside. Time spent outside,, id say less then 3 seconds. I, cain, on the other hand went out and sniffed and at some of the snow. Being how iam a black cat, i soon took on the appearance of some version of a yule log pastry!!! I did stay out for 15 mins, murph never came back out just sat and watched me play in the snow !

The humans here are getting ready to dec the halls with bells of,,,,,,i forget but i know soon its super house cleaning time and alot of twinkle lights and stuffage comes down stairs and makes this place light up like, Heather Locklear after taking her drugs and driving . Yeah thats pretty lit!!!!! ok well ,, other then that,, ´´the spoiler,, foot seems to be healing where they can now use the crutches but lose the duck foot looking shoe they had to wear. So its back to burkenstocks, and no more one ninja shoe on ems. Hope they can walk next week without any assistance. Well i guess i should get myself going here. Thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as HEROS you guys and gals are.

Take care and talk to you come next weekend.Till then avoid the road rage or roid rage, dont be a bitch and be glad your ass is still alive to take care of us cats!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

The Weekend Edition. well,, looks like robert gates will stay on at obamas cabinet, along with the whore war mongle hillary clinton, so,,um tell me again, where was this change that they so talked about and getting our troops out of Iraq? Smells like the same BS , just a diff designer brand. So lets have a look at this blog.

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This weeks numbers in Iraq,,,, 11/16/2008
11/15/2008
11/14/2008
11/13/2008
11/12/2008
11/11/2008
11/10/2008

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This Weeks most wacked videos I could find. Enjoy!!!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1886349
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/ghille-suit-do-s-and-don-ts-606338.html
all i can think is Rob Zombie playing boy scout!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Trailer-for-The-Living-Dead-by-John-Joseph-Adams-606337.html
Odd.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Be-Carefull-Shocking-images-606328.html
WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS DEPICTING INJURY /DEATH/MURDER! it made me puke,,,ugh.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Crane-drops-falling-on-my-head-606319.html
must a china factory.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Old-Lady-vs-Cripple-606314.html
real nice folks in russia. no one calls the police, just watches and walks on by. Oh they do film this though!

http://www.break.com/index/party-stunt-ends-terribly.html
rednecks,, gotta love em,,,,,,,,kinda.

http://www.break.com/index/flag-football-player-gets-rocked.html
looks like the little bitch used a elbow too. Id have em owned after that.

http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-sheep-fighting-championship.html
To be honest i fully expected one of those rams to explode once they made contact, instead all ya have is a retarded ram!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-loses-argument-with-his-mom.html
his moms kinda a c word for doing that.

http://www.break.com/index/student-catches-exercise-ball-with-face.html
the dude laughing sounds like a monkey.

http://www.break.com/index/nasty-ankle-snap.html
yes,, enjoy that arthirits in years to come you dummy.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-guy-crushes-car-window.html
can ya imagine doing that to a repo man? MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-knocked-out-by-swingset.html
wow,, it really seems november is the time of the year for the morons to come out of thier woodwork.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-crashes-through-garage-door.html
well iam sure that wasint her own private garage door, i mean who has a sercurity cam running in thiers?

http://www.break.com/index/sleeping-girl-flipped-over.html
well there is that rule about sleeping in class. muhhaahaha.

http://www.break.com/index/female-tourist-attacked-by-settler.html
well isint that just special? what a scumbag, sure hope this video is spread!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/car-chase-ends-in-rollover-destruction.html
bummer,, he got caught and probably got his spine snapped when the police arrived .

http://www.break.com/index/female-hurdler-slams-face-into-track.html
repost?

http://www.break.com/index/why-hockey-roommates-suck.html
someone likes the top!!!

http://www.break.com/index/monks-and-priests-brawl-at-jerusalem-holy-site4.html
savagaes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! defrock and demonk all of them.

http://www.break.com/index/co-worker-scare-prank-backfires.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-destroys-gas-station.html
why was the caption some dumb woman? bitch read it right it was some pissed of hoe who wasint none to happy with someone at the store!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girlfriend-scared-to-death-car-jacker-prank.html
fake!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE!!!!!

Nothing really going on here. The one human ´the spoiler´´ goes to the docs tomorow to see if thier foot is ready and able to be walked on. Dont forget folks they broke it october 14th. Lets hope they can walk good without having a extra set of very long arms that come towards me and wacked duck billed shaped shoe too.!

Seems Murphy was stepped on the other night. Now this is a FIRST in our home. Usualy the humans look around or step over us wait for us to decide to move left or right. But this time around, ´´wasderface´´ was helping ´´the spoiler´´ from the bed and unknown to ´´wasderface´´ plopped on the floor just behind them. So you can guess it folks, Murph got his tail stepped on with a human heel, and meowd so loud the human lept foward, thus taking down the gimp ´´spoiler´´ back down on the bed. Must have been nice to just be ready to stand up as a human,, hand extended and then suddenly have another human throw themselfs on em to avoid, hurting the cat.!!!!!!!!!

Murphy had a pissy attitude for a few after that. ´´wasderface´´ grabbed em and checked out his legs, and tail,, nothing broken. I think murphy was more scared then hurt. Either way,, he wont do that dumb move again , anytime soon.

As for me,,,,,,,,,,,iam getting along fine. I still hid under the stairs when El dipshit murph wants to play grab ass. I did manage to rip em off the dinning room chair 4 times this week :) !!! Its just a matter of boxing folks, and I do say iam the better boxer with the paws, not mention my fat ass keeps my balance when having to fight sitting style like cats do. Murphys too skinny for such skill and tech. Muhhaahahaha.

Ok its that time where i gotta go. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. HEROS, you guys and gals are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh and happy monday and dont go postal or beat your boss up or blame someome for the shit thats going on in your country. Ask yourself,, how can I help it become better.!!!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity!

Sunday, November 09, 2008

The weekend Edition!

some new pics of us guys hope you enjoy em folks. Well we all saw a new dawn in the USA when last tuesday Obama won for president elect. Pretty sure there are some of those good ole boys just a huffing and a puffing in a pantie twist due to that fact . Two words,,, Tough Shit.!

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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,11/9/2008

11/9/2008
11/8/2008
11/7/2008
11/6/2008
11/5/2008
11/4/2008
11/3/2008

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VIDEO TIME!!!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOME TO YOURS!!!

Seems the spoiler is still out of work on injury due to a broken foot. Not that I or cain mine. This means lots of time ,, yeppers spent in bed with em . And due to it getting colder out,, why thats like snuggle belly rub time galore. Now what cat wouldint love that? Ok aside from the pricky simmese maybe.

Things in the states seem to be improving for some. Looks like you folks there got yourself a fresh new president elect, and won seats in the house and senate. Way us cats figure, you had 8 years of a cowboy and his posse in the whitehouse. Lets look at that damage. There were some that wanted a maverick in the whitehouse. Folks it lead me to believe some morons where thinking its the wild west all over again. But by 8 million votes, Now you folks have a diff type of person in the whitehouse. We are wishing the man well, but yanno how politics are,, ya go in clean and come out dirty.! Heres to new beginings and pray that a new era will bring about better things for the ppl in the states and of course the world.

Ok well thats it from here. Iam typing this as cain is busy overlooking my comments to make sure its ok. Guess hes busy cleaning his nails. He actually bites his nails folks!!! So for the first responders out there that rescue ppl and pets, Heros you guys and gals are. Cain wanted me to type that. Take care fine ppl and thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,´´ Dont put all your eggs into one basket´´

The easter bunny?

CIAO!!!!!!

MvB!

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

DONT LET ME DOWN!!!!!!

Do not let us, the public, find another,, find another fool to vote for. You get one shot , one hit Obama . May be the grace of god you go and do good for your country and the world.

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Regards,,,,,,,,,,Murph & Cain.

Sunday, November 02, 2008

Murphys Take On The Week Happenings.!
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Are you a ´´Maverick´´? Just what the hell does that mean? Who wants some old west mentalitly in the whitehouse who says he will follow osama bin laden to the gates of hell? Meaning, A maverick will take the country to those them there gates , even if you want to go there. Are you a socialist´? Do you feel fit to take away money that you worked hard for to make sure no one in america goes without? Is that commie talk? All this past week thats all we have been hearing on the tv regarding the final countdown to the elections come tuesday. I got a question folks,,,,,,,,,, Are you willing to stop spending so damn much and live within your means and end the bullshit that americans helped drive the global markets down the crapper ?

Finaly,, do you even care ?

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Here Be Those Numbers In Iraq,,,,11/2/2008
11/1/2008
10/31/2008
10/30/2008
10/29/2008
10/28/2008
10/27/2008

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Videos For The Insane Or made By the Insane, Enjoy Em Folks!

http://www.break.com/index/very-frightening-accident-at-toll-booth.html
he aint moving,,,not good. and for how much change did he drop?

http://www.break.com/index/cute-chick-tricked-into-shaving-eyebrows.html
the wonders of booze and all its magic outcome.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-baseball-fan-knocked-off-sign.html
rays fan? more like a philly fan that got beamed by some pissed off rays fan.

http://www.break.com/index/classic-halloween-prank-backfire.html
classic halloween backfire !

http://www.break.com/index/whacky-jockey-hangs-on-for-his-life.html
sorry folks but horse racing in the mud is like letting old ppl walk on ice. massive leg breakage.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-with-parachute-suffers-accident.html
MMAF!!!! clothes lined.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-deer-flies-into-high-school-hall.html
poor deer, hope he found his way out .

http://www.break.com/index/kid-bounces-face-off-ramp.html
i have stressed enough about wearing a helmet but a full face one is what i meant, enjoy those lost teeth dude!

http://www.break.com/index/bmw-rolls-away.html
MMAF!!!! i guess some ppl dont use the e brake when parked on a hill right?

http://www.break.com/index/an-important-lesson-on-boobs.html
ahemmmmmmmmmmmm

http://www.break.com/index/college-shower-prank-failure.html
now thats kinda DB material,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-revenge-on-cat.html
ever think maybe the cat liked you? and whats up with the shitty parking dude? ahhh ya suck worse then sara palin at a thrift shop.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-rider-suffers-nasty-crash.html
now kids see this dudes helmet? half frontal coverage,, helps save $ on teeth lose.

http://www.break.com/index/atv-moron-rams-garage-door.html
why is it that the retards come out in the fall using the ATVS in a bad way?

http://www.break.com/index/clumsy-body-boarders-funny-accident.html
hows that body slam working out for you dude? did ya enjoy the wave after?

http://www.break.com/index/little-woman-owns-creepy-elevator-guy.html
now that was a thrashing,, hope the db ran for his life and is hurt too ;) !

http://www.break.com/index/skater-fails-on-the-rail.html
ok two things we know here,, one he lacks a sack and two his ass isint nice to look at. all the rest are working against him for a good life.

http://www.break.com/index/butter-prank-claims-another-fat-dude.html
its Baaaaaaaaaaaack. The butter pranks.!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-hurdle-jump.html
its always the bigger ones that fly like a eagle when they trip.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-driver-crashes-pedicab.html
Loser!

http://www.break.com/index/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.html
the nylon wars,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/funny-baby-elephant-slips-in-mud.html
that is not a baby elephant FT! its a young bull charging the group with the shitty camera to tell em to back off. Finding it funny that it slipped and fell in the mud is sick. I hope who ever made the comments prior slip and fall and break your fucking leg,, of course in the wild too. no cell phone nothing.

http://www.break.com/index/one-line-on-the-sopranos.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! least these guys didint help kill a off duty cop.

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-dropped-on-head.html
he cant handle anything other then his frat brothers kegs?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-destroy-your-quad.html
what kind of a asshole charges up the hill at a early start? hitting every bump and hole untill then going full throttle? I hope his quad is now trashed.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-attempt-at-riding-slide-off-roof.html
snow might help you little asshole.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-truck-drives-car-off-the-road.html
london drivers?

http://www.break.com/index/model-copter-destroyed-by-50-cal.html
gotta be BLACKWATER training camp.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and others!!! Ok folks,, getting sick and tired of both parties making crappy ass commerical adds and shoving thier opinion down our throats.

I fully expect some fubar snafu to happen where once again the election has to be recounted or go to the Scrotus. If that happens,, enjoy it, and leave the rest of world out of americas petty ass problems. We dont need it, nor want it. The states slid down hill since GWB took office as prez and even the new congress numbers are so low it makes tatto from fantasy Island look like a giant! If its cookies home baked the ameircan ppl want , so be it,, if its oprah talk show ratings soaring, so be it. Just end this fucked up game. My owner didint vote this year due to two things, location location, and a mess up with thier old reg office in NYS! So whoever wins,, and it say it wont go well once one or the other takes office, DONT blame them :) !!!!!!

Regardless,, just make sure you vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even if you have to stand thier for 4 hours,, vote and make sure your vote counts and bring along everything you need to vote,, pic id card licence,, county id card etc. Good luck america. May the best man win . Iam staying out of it,, its up to you america, not the EU or the rest of the world. Other then that things here have been ok. The ´´spoiler´´ broke thier foot and this is week 3 they are out of work. Not that i mind as it means more quality time for em and them :)!!!!!! ok well cains not in tonight but he did ask me to tell the first responders that rescue ppl and pets , mega thanks as you guys and gals are HEROS!!!!!!! ´´Waserface´´ has taken to letting us out early in the morning on the balcony but its wayyyyyyyy too brrrrr to hang out more then 10 mins.

Words of Wisdom,,,,,,,,´´,To those that lie cheat and steal, a time is coming to you and your familes that will see you all dumped in the river of styx´´!

CIAO!!!!

MvB!!!!!!!!!!!!