My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Thursday, June 25, 2009


FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009


FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isint it nice to shoot and kill unarmed ppl in your country?
MONKEY MAN,, you and your fucked up mullah are running
out of time. LEAVE IRAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET THE YOUNG PPL
HAVE A SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALLAH GAVE YOU THE SAME RIGHT MONKEY
MAN?? NOW TODAY YOUR COUNTRY IS GOING TO HELL!
It takes a man to stand up and admitt mistakes. It takes a liar to defy such and murder in the name of god.
Ich hasse monkey man. damn your soul to hell!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009


FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is this really what the 1979 revols want? They had thier time, now its time for the youg ppl in IRAN to do what they wish. Another Hitler,, dressed in cheap clothing.

I damn to hell the current dick/tator of IRAN and Irans so called holy man of whom many are forced to obey his wishes. Welcome to civil war 2.0. And for the assholes riding on motor bikes,, just stick a broom stick inside thier spokes(wheels) as they ride past playing scumbag cops. once they fall from thier motor bikes,, torch it. Looking at this news wise via the EU it looks like a really bad episode of planet of the apes. With the police riding in black on motor bikes.

ramn em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plow those bastids with a car,, large. FREEDOM FOR IRAN!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE VOTES?!?!?!?!?! 40 million votes counted in 2 hours? paper ballot? WHERE ARE THE TRUE IRANIANS VOTES????

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009



HUMP DAY HAS ARRIVED! Are you prepared?


Ok lets check out this DB below. Was he the one who drew up the plans for torture and made sure 93 videos of CIA interagations were destroyed after Bush left office? Yes Rummy lay your hands in a calm cool manner, your going to need it.

´´See what we so is this,, we torture not the the torture we want but the torture we have´´
Can someone waterboard this bitch and see what he says along with ´´Dick´´ to find out thier secrets? I swear they learned alot from the Nazis and KGB. Oh for those NON CIA OR NSA , just those black water fucks who tried during huricain katrina to take away ppls guns who were LEGAL gun owners, you better run bitch.!
Hang em high, nuffs nuff for Eric Prince and the Billions he made. Eric? Enjoy your freedom too. Oh bty Eric sold the company blackwater. Its time to go after the scumbags who shit on our rights as americans and killed and then shit on countless others in various countries. ONWARD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Numbers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wednesday: 2 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded
Tuesday: 4 Iraqis Killed, 12 Wounded
Monday: 19 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded
Sunday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded
Saturday: 2 Iraqis Killed, 7 Wounded

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Lights,, Camera,, ACTION!




http://www.break.com/index/dancing-lingerie-babe-falls-hard.html
was that paris and lin lo partying together?

http://www.break.com/index/insane-death-wish-backflip.html
will be a early victim of parkinsons for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/top-gun-spoof-goes-bad.html
what airline was that?

http://www.break.com/index/diving-bloopers.html
ok alot of them looked like it hurt, others sorry funny for being that stuipid.

http://www.break.com/index/student-slams-face-on-mat.html
stick to walking moron,, seems your running skills are lacking abit.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-whacked-in-head.html
i really hope that was a plastic shovel otherwise the dude is a asshole x 100.

http://www.break.com/fighting/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.html
wonder what drunks he paid to practise that on untill the real match ?

http://www.break.com/index/little-toddler-preaching-at-church.html
cute but what is this little one saying?

http://www.break.com/index/hockey-player-fights-refs-after-cheap-shot.html
the Refs should have beaten this dude down to the ice and slid his body out of the game.

http://www.break.com/index/painful-motorcyle-stunt-accident.html
´´Born to be a MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORON´´!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/chick-faceplants-during-bike-race.html
MMAF!!! iam sorry but take the helmet off after your off the bike. hope your ok,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-tailgate.html
no comment,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/why-forest-gump-strated-running.html
as if running from the pain will help this poor kids mishap.

http://www.break.com/index/canadian-sports-reporter-blooper.html
yes your were doing so well,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/jones-good-ass-bbq-and-foot-massage.html
um,,,,,,no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-roadie-tries-to-fight-band-onstage.html
sounded like a good song untill the idiot came along and started a fight on stage.

http://www.break.com/index/just-a-bit-insdie.html
well he can automaticaly walk to first base,, providing he can still walk that is.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-has-mean-right-hook.html
and there are those libs that say women dont hit thier boyfriends or spouces,, right right,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/lap-dance-with-death.html
this pos should have gotten life and not 30 years. drop the soap alot bitch !


http://www.break.com/index/real-life-pac-man-terrorizes-people.html
MMFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/6-year-old-ping-pong-prodigy.html
they need to beat her in order for her back hand serve to become better, or maybe shoot her dad or something.

http://www.break.com/index/big-chick-bellyflops-off-slide.html
that was a chick? iam sorry but air mixed with fat flubbers around alot,, makes it hard to notice yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-dents-cars-rear-bumper.html
must have happend in the EU. ppl here tailgate big time.

http://www.break.com/index/dissapointed-cat-loses-pigeon.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhh fuck,, so close yet no pigeon.

http://www.break.com/index/oc-woman-leads-cops-on-crazy-chase.html
damn what a crazy bitch!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/worst-lake-jump-ever.html
gotta give em credit,, he tried,, made it but probably will need knee surgery.

http://www.break.com/index/old-shopper-barely-escapes-truck-crash.html
figures it happend at the dollar general,, at least she walked away from it.

http://www.break.com/index/fast-food-folk-song.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! this is too good to not view,, and the order was correct too!

http://www.break.com/index/blowing-things-up-with-nitro-glycerin.html
good to know just in case,,,,,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/high-kick-ko-at-basketball-game.html
they shoulld make that bitch the water, jock strap and sweaty towel boy after that dirty hit.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-assaults-woman-with-slap-and-baton-hit.html
Gee even the ´´pigs´´ in the UK are becoming not well liked. I wonder why?

http://www.break.com/index/goofy-looking-kid-performs-amazing-backflip.html
BRAVO!!!! ENCORE!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/accidental-paintball-nut-shot.html
Dear lord , let not this moron become a member of the military!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/karma-doesnt-hesitate.html
HAHA!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-doesnt-think-his-friend-will-jump.html
Iam 100% confident that this required medical treatment afterwards. Oh yes 100%

http://www.break.com/index/rugby-match-turns-into-huge-brawl.html
let the ´All ´Blacks´´ play this shitty team. What a lesson they would learn in a heart beat.

http://www.break.com/index/gun-powder-fireball-burns-kids-hair.html
rednecks,,,,,,,sigh.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-whacked-in-face-with-ball.html
MMAF!! how dumb can ya be?

http://www.break.com/index/dad-stacks-five-kids-on-motorcycle.html
cant say i blame the man, being how that country is shitty.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY ,,,and those that Must dwell here with me.


Seems Since ´´wasderface ´´ is up very late at night and when not having to work, goes to bed when ´´ the spoiler´´ leaves for work, I decided i didint like ´´wasderface ´´ sleeping on ´´The spoilers ´´ of the bed. So i did a naughty and as well ´´wasderface ´´sleeps,, fighting,, night mares etc, they manage to kick off a blankie on the floor. They were awoke by the alarm clock only to see me spraying the blankie. THAT SIDE OF THE BED ISINT FOR THEM!!!!!!!!! I wasint beaten, just asked a ? ´´wtf are you doing´´? and I ran off. Now they , the humans have sprayed anti cat spray on the lower part of the bed and floor to that keeps me away. Kinda smells like,,,,,well, icky.
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Speaking of icky.. If you are reading this and live in germany and shop at a supermarket called PLUS,, DO NOT BUY THIER PRODUCE! fresh veggies etc.
My owners went there last week and brought a head of lettuce and were ready to make a salad, upon the unwrapping of it,, there were like 40 or more small black flying bugs that flew off in the kitchen. Tiny. They threw out the lettuce etc.
One week later those flying little fuckers became tiny black ants,, tiny tiny and they were everywhere like the NSA on your emails and phone calls, worse then mastercard actualy. It took my owners two cans of raid to rid the kitchen of these ants,,not to mention having to wipe down everything and cover things up as to not contaminate. http://www.plus.de/ DONT buy fresh veggies from this store.
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One time my owners two years ago brought brussle sprouts and within 4 hours,, small bugs were coming out of them. Again the raid. Now ´´the spoiler´´ has a very ?? when it comes to smells regarding paint or chemicals. Imagine having to make you morning coffee wearing a gas mask , one of which the USA armed forces issue? Other then that,, nothing new. Ive been put on the poop list since pping on the blankie, no head buts or love,, just being called pisspot. Cain is doing well as well as the humans aside from the ant infestation. Things here are cool now.
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For the taliban scumbags that are hoping to take over pakistian,, forget about it.
WART HOGS!!!!!! And with due respect to the leader in Pak,, dude open up your fucking eyes ok? Because if your so stupid as to be given 11 billion dollars in aid last year from the USA and have some moles in your mound,,,,,,,,get rid of em.
Otherwise,, the world will have NO awwwwwwwww once your nuke plants are taken over by scumbags aka taliban. We might go OOOOOOOOOOOOH when nato bombs the fuck out Packitstan. Yes i spelled that wrong on purpose.
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Ok folks its time for me Murph to bid you a bye for now and oh cain wanted to say thank you for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros you are. Stay cool,, be cool,, be safe.
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WORDS OF WISDOM´´What god in any religion would teach followers to murder and rape and destroy, what those who do not believe in anothers? ´´
Lucifer,,,,,from the start of man kind
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CIAO!!!

MvB.
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Wednesday, April 08, 2009


Its just another manic hump day,,,wish it was sunday,,,,oh hey and hi too. Happy passover to my jewish friends. Well the worlds gone batty with folks shooting ppl because they cant speak english or have other issues. If your reading this and having issues and thinking about killing ppl,DO US the public a favor and shoot yourself only. Just think if you fuck that up, then you name really gets into the paper not to mention around the neighborhood too. So there,, your famous and still have issues. Its a no brainer!! Onward,,,,,,,
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Modesto “Tony” DeCicco
Owned Hudson Pet Shop
Modesto “Tony” DeCicco, 84, of Germantown, died April 1, 2009 at his home after a long illness.
Mr. DeCicco was born February 7, 1925 in Long Island, LI the son of the late: Benvenuto and Rosina Suozzo DeCicco.
Before his retirement he had owned an operated the Pet Shop in Hudson for more than 35 years.
He was a WWI Veteran of the US Marine Corps having served in the Pacific Area of operations, seeing action at Angaur, Palau Islands.
Surviving are two sons: Anthony and Thomas, a daughter Patricia Griffin and two sisters Benna and Ines.
Calling hours will be 12 to 1 pm Monday at the Yadack-Fox Funeral Home of Germantown. Services will follow at 1 pm at the funeral home.
Interment will be in the Saratoga National Cemetery.
Condolences may be expressed at http://www.yadackfox.com/

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VIDEOS FROM AROUND?!?


http://www.break.com/index/mom-falls-off-speeding-boat.html
EIDIOT!!!!! drinking and boating is not good and against the law.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-mugged-on-paris-bus1.html
um,, and no one does jack shit? no wonder hilter walked in to paris!

http://www.break.com/index/snowmobiler-causes-avalanche.html
where is valemount?

http://www.break.com/index/playing-with-fire.html
wanna bet he is a jr firefighter?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-driver-falls-off-mountainside.html
wonder if those cactus´s hurt on his way down town,,,,

http://www.cagepotato.com/must-see-insane-capoeria-knockout
of course it works ,,they used it against the slave traders in order to excape like over 100 years ago.

http://www.break.com/index/wild-one-punch-knockout.html
running only makes the punch hurt more.


http://www.break.com/index/cat-learns-to-talk.html
exposed! The real wife of Gordon Brown.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-jump-fail2.html
well isint that special, another moron falls down and goes boom on a BMX bike.

http://www.break.com/index/security-guard-brutality-incites-soccer-riot.html
3 little pigs , see how they,,fucked up badly during a soccer game.

http://www.break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/dna-evidence-frees-black-man-convicted-of-bear-attack-695483.html
can you believe this shit?

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-street-luge-crash-sends-guy-flying.html
thats what helmets are for, in good times and bad times, they protect your skull forever more,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-first-pitch-in-baseball-history1.html
dude,, you need new glasses!

http://www.break.com/index/two-geese-looking-for-trouble.html
even the geese smelled something afoul with AIG .

http://www.break.com/index/girl-pranks-dude-in-shower.html
if they are boyfriend and girlfriend,, why the towel when he gets out of the shower? But good smash mouth effects!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-locked-in-her-car-911-call.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIMBO

http://www.break.com/index/clothes-thieves-run-over-accomplice-during-getaway.html
hope the broken glass and road rash felt nice douche bag.

http://www.break.com/index/electrician-falls-forty-feet-to-the-ground.html
um,, thats pretty piss poor training.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-burglar-cant-break-down-door.html
Is that Michael Vicks starting his first day on the job?

http://www.break.com/index/crushing-skater-nutshot-on-rail.html
no kids for you sir.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-scares-mom-into-labor.html
what a wonderful story his mom can tell him when he ask when and how he was born.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-lights-roommates-laptop-on-fire.html
excellent payback dude!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-girlfriend-gets-revenge.html
see what happens when a piece of ass can cost you much damage in cash?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-hole-in-one.html
watch out tiger woods,, the old timer still has magic touch.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-rally-crash-sends-car-spinning-in-air.html
one of the better rally wrecks ive seen in awhile.

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-nailed-with-disgusting-concoction.html
that man is one sick puppy,,err no pun intended.


http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-crap-out-of-kids.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/fan-saves-sunbathing-chick.html
good catch dude,, that probably would have beemed her in the head.

http://www.break.com/index/flammable-tap-water.html
why can i say iam not surprised at this ?

http://www.break.com/index/fake-laptop-prank.html
MMAF!!!! excellent prank and worthy of money too.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-african-zip-line.html
now thats pretty damn awesome adreniline ride!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Grandpas-Keystone-Light-698972.html
cant say the beer is good but the commericals are better.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Keystone-Top-Shelf-698970.html
more of the same.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Fun-With-Lighters-698961.html
didint we all do this like when we were 17 yrs of age?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Jello-Phone-Prank-698948.html
should have stuck it inside the freezer for faster and better results.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Line-6-Micro-Spider-Dan-Sindel-698944.html
bet those that went out 3 yrs ago and brought the line six are now kicking themselfs in the ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/college-gay-dancing-698946.html
dudes that was so ,,,,,gay.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Phone-book-to-the-face-698931.html
that was smart,,,,,,
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY,,,and others who insist on living here.


Nothing really new. Cains weight loss has stopped and now hes a mean lean eating machine. Guy eats like Rush limpballs cept cains weight stays the same, oh and cains not white pasty and sweaty either. Spring is here and the other day it was toasty warm and ´´wasderface´´ let us out on the balcony. It was fun, untill a large ass bumble bee flew around. The ´´wasderface´´ freaked out, chased us cats back inside and closed the screen door and lowerd the blinds so us cats can pop the door open.
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Gotta admitt mr.bumble bee was one big ass bitch. We all watched it tap against the screen trying to in. ´´Wasderface´´ got up close to it. Safey behind the screen and studied it. They hate bees and are allergic. So what do they do? piss it off by waving thier hands in front of it saying something like ´´hahhaha bitch come get me now´´ I personly think they are nuts but hey iam a cat wtf do i know?
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Well thats about it from here,, time for me to hit the bedroom and plop next to the spoiler and sleep on thier legs,, thus making them wake up trapped and unable to roll over. Cain wanted me say thanks to the fire fighters and EMTS ppls that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you are !!!! OK take care folks,, have a blast and enjoy spring, save ya money and read between the lines with those so called wall street experts.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,´´,beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what if the beholder is blind´´?


CIAO!!!

MvB.
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Wednesday, April 01, 2009


HAPPY APRIL FOOLS HUMP DAY!!!!!!!
sure hope the configure worm didint ruin your day.ok lets get this done.!
VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!




http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-triple-pranked.html
why piss on this pretty chick? dude your so not getting anymore from her. FOOL!

http://www.break.com/index/splashed-and-antiqued-while-on-the-phone.html
be happy it wasint piss.

http://www.break.com/index/St-Stupids-Day.html
love the boots while typing.

http://www.break.com/index/exploding-envelope-prank.html
looks like fun,,,hmm,,,,must remind oneself to get some envelopes.

http://www.break.com/index/impossible-situp-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he stayed there long no?

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-japanese-pranks.html
some classics!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-do-the-ketchup-prank.html
another one that has to be tested out hehehhehe.

http://www.break.com/index/bulletproof-vest-test-goes-wrong.html
red necks and fire arms,,,,,,,


http://www.break.com/index/man-catches-fire-at-gas-station.html
just how stupid can one be? enjoy those scars asshole. to think you put a babys life at risk is horrid.

http://www.break.com/index/chair-throwing-soccer-hooligan-chaos.html
soccer and suds just dont mix for some crowds and fans.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-streaker-faceplants.html
he must really love the game of his balls to do something like that.

http://www.break.com/index/near-miss-in-afghanistan.html
gotta hand it to toyota, when ya fuck up them trucks stay upright.

http://www.break.com/index/horse-is-not-in-the-mood.html
um most vets test the horses out prior to make sure they are both in the mood. Dumb Ass.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-auto-worker-fights-boss1.html
He has a point,,but his friend is a asshole for blocking the camera man.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-cat-door-surprise.html
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.break.com/index/cat-wants-aquarium-fish.html
MMAF!!!! better get a ice pack for that kitty.

http://www.break.com/index/welcome-home-prank.html
just feel the love from his room mates.

http://www.break.com/index/newsreporter-locates-train-horn.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about a blow hard.

http://www.break.com/index/news-anchor-makes-fun-of-womans-mustache.html
no comment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxbGVplY2E&feature=related
MMAF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAeNStku5o&NR=1
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhlG9qYsR8&NR=1
the beaker?!!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-scares-away-protestors5.html
where is there no place in this world where ppl are fighting?

http://www.break.com/index/best-prom-date-entrance-ever3.html
awwwww,,, glad that didint happen during the acutal prom.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-detains-running-back-during-emergency.html
bet if that cops mother inlaw was dying he would driving drunk thru the city and allowed to see her without any tickets or being pulled over. what a DB!

http://www.break.com/index/spider-grows-massive-in-a-month.html
comonly called garden spiders and yeah these pups can grow long and fat. the females get larger then the males.

http://www.break.com/index/local-news-birthday-wishes-failure1.html
MMAF!!!! how stupid can they be to fall for that old trick in the book.

http://www.break.com/index/the-triple-threat-prank2.html
they are just crickets pussy man.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-driver-destroys-music-store.html
at least the drums were spared!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/emo-kid-cant-breathe-after-fall.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.html
hes not a pussy man!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-shrieks-over-bathroom-prank.html
something tells me she did more then just pp after that prank .

http://www.break.com/index/what-is-rocket-science.html
omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/cute-volleyball-chick-faints-on-live-tv.html
any college,, any colleggggggg splat!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-guy-kills-his-own-computer.html
notice how this redneck fuck, has to rub his balls everytime he hits, or throws the laptop, then talks to the laptop like it was a real person,, and rub his balls again? MMAF!!!! RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/absolute-disaster-at-running-of-the-bulls.html
HOLY RUNNING BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/porn-star-bree-olson-attacks-camera-guy.html
dummy its digital too hahahhahahahahhaahha

http://www.break.com/index/badass-judge-tackles-criminal.html
Judge dread?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-tasers-friend-in-the-shower.html
another pussy man!

http://www.break.com/index/very-polite-robbery-in-pakistan.html
another shit country to avoid!

http://www.break.com/index/hot-woman-deals-with-home-invasion.html
MMAF!!!

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News from our house to yours. Not alot to really talk about. Iam losing weight and now its stopped finaly. Murphy is getting that middle age spread hehe where Iam not. Seems the humans are getting ready to do the spring cleaning thing. YEAH not. I hate it when they pull out all of the funiture in search of ultra dust bunnies /beasts. One good thing about this mess is that they find some old toys we forgot we had and get to play with em again.
Aside from the world going to hell thanks to you humans , pets being dropped off because they can longer be cared for due to money or having to move due to human greed,us cats are cool.
We dont blame you for being a fucking mornon and adding another mortgage to your already partialy paid for house. We dont blame the banks for giving out loans to 75 yr old ppl with a 30 yr pay back, then sell that loan to a company that jacked the rates twice the amount.
We dont blame ppl for killing others over drugs or tax return money nor do we blame the goverments for letting this all happen. BUT what we do blame is for the media not voicing thier ´´we knew it´´ along with the little guy on the street. What,, telling the truth now suddenly isint cool? But now it is only because it makes for more news headlines. Kinda like the run up to the war in iraq. God was cnn and fox salvitating during the first months.
Since then,,,,,,they dropped that story, its old, it was wrong and hey lets now go pick on something else that might keep ppls mind on hold. Us cats have some advice for ppl, ´´Think FOR yourself´´! Danke. Well its my time to bid you all a fine farewell along with my brother here. Cain wishes to extend his thank you to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros they are. And think that alot of those folks are all volunter!!!!!!
WORDS OF WISDOM ´´´ Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining.´´
CIAO
MvB.
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Sunday, March 22, 2009


The WeekEnd Edition. Yes I know,,its been almost 2 whole weeks since ive last done the weekend edition. Yanno how it is folks, Been busy doing things like losing weight. My owners are happy but alittle worried about it too. Iam not. Iam just glad i can clean my own buttocks again. Kinda embarassing having one of the humans using baby wipes on my ass cause i was to fat to clean it right! ok,,,onward,,,,
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Various Videos Around The Globe.


http://www.break.com/index/car-in-snow-prank.html
mean but yet,,,funny. Dig in dude.

http://www.break.com/index/man-attacked-by-bison2.html
dont take your anger out on the wild animal dipshit. You guys are the ones that pen it up along with the rest.

http://www.break.com/crazy-pet-tricks/thomas-the-cat-steals-mmsFINAL2.html
adorable cat,, but dude,, cats and dogs cannot have chocolate,, it can kill them. ask your vet and I hope thomas didint eat any.

http://www.break.com/index/dropped-drug-money-creates-freeway-chaos.html
KEEP THE MONEY!!!!!!!!! spend it fast and have a nice day.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Girl-on-Dirtbike-Wheelie-Failure-690182.html
dude,,,wtf? buy her a quad.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dog-Jumps-From-Moving-Car-690136.html
asshole owners,,,bet ya that dog is either dead or in a vet clinic.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/MY-REVENGE-FOR-GYM-NUTSHOT-690130.html
I love this couple!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Random-Guitar-Riffs-690129.html
dude,, why give away your shit free online? remember Fred Durst?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dumpster-Jump-fail-690127.html
Is this our future leaders to come?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Little-girl-takes-Big-fall-690115.html
EVIL MOM!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Plowed-into-Wall-Prank-690113.html
I think hes ok,,,,,with plotting revenge.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Huge-Spin-Kick-Around-Pole-Prank-690111.html
same as above....

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/DR400SM-on-ice-crash-690112.html
these ppl are odd.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Blindisded-Prank-on-Couch-690110.html
the next mass killer in the making,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-nutshot-timing-ever.html
oh iam pretty sure shes going to be sorry for pulling that stunt.

http://www.break.com/index/old-woman-parties-during-spring-break.html
just remember unless your married to a plastic surgen, old age will have you looking like this some day.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-pizza-stoppie-failure.html
hows all that hot cheese and sauce feel inside your eyes? DONT ABUSE PIZZA!

http://www.break.com/index/Chick-Drives-Through-Convenient-Store-687090.html
she has some really bad issues!!!

http://www.break.com/index/backyard-dancing-body-slam.html
that man should stick to picking up garbage as he lacks dance skills.

http://www.break.com/index/f15e-strike-eagle-in-max-climb.html
um , what happend to the cockpit cover?

http://www.break.com/index/perputual-energy-light-bulb.html
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-robot-models-in-japan.html
the new blow up doll on the market in the future?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Foreign-Kid-Chair-Prank-687419.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Foreign-Kid-Chair-Prank-687419.html
this video SUCKS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dog-VS-Bird-687401.html
did anyone else get a case of vertigo and thank god these ppl are not your neighbors?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Penguin-disputing-the-rock-687399.html
king of the hill? ok but if you listen close via headphones it sounds like ppl are having sex!


http://www.break.com/index/guy-hit-by-car-goes-flying-20-feet.html
one lucky dude and at least the drive got out , not like in nyc!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-cat-figure-out-how-to-kick.html
um,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/siamese-crocodile-babies.html
mother nature can sure misfire sometimes.

http://www.break.com/index/horrible-skater-can-faceplant-without-board.html
hope ya like jello and pudding for 6 weeks.

http://www.break.com/index/perth-police-tases-guy-then-gets-flattened.html
not everyone likes to see a family member tazed bro.

http://www.break.com/index/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! taco handshake,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-pays-back-for-pie-prank.html
payback,,,,,I love this couple:)

http://www.break.com/index/forest-gump-in-one-minute.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cyclist-training-on-top-of-moving-car.html
i think thats really lance armstrong practising.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.html
MMAF!!!!! excellent .

http://www.break.com/index/kate-perry-donates-boobs-to-chairty.html
why not? its for a good cause. you go katie.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-little-beaver.html
funny but i hope it had a good outcome for the critter.


http://www.break.com/index/car-rear-ended-and-totalled-at-red-light.html
HOLY SHIT!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-punching-failure.html
ok maybe it wasint the booze. Maybe it was the freshly waxed floor and wearing socks?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-driver-takes-wife-for-ride.html
MMAF!!! momma mia and fung gu arent words of love,, after she wants a divorce. Doubt it happend but her lingo was hilarious.

http://www.break.com/index/police-double-standards.html
even some bacon is shit!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-bobby-trap-bottle.html
shame costner didint use this idea in the movie water world.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-with-freakish-tongue.html
I just,,,,,,,,,no its not right to comment about this.

http://www.break.com/index/nuts-double-smashed-on-fence-posts.html
hows that feel slap nuts?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-wipes-hard-during-race.html
too bad dude. Next time use the back breaks .

http://www.break.com/index/man-fights-bouncer-and-destroys-his-truck.html
iono folks,, seems to me it look like a lovers spat. Ya all notice where that bouncers hand went to before the pick up trick errr truck thing?

http://www.break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html
its PUTINS DAUGHTER!! she was awarded the new guard at status at daddys prison for ppl who piss putin off, or on.

http://www.break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html
Now thats just something so,,,,,iono ,, but cool. BAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.break.com/index/bald-eagle-snatches-prey-from-osprey.html
WOW!


http://www.break.com/index/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.html
looks like a repost , either way both assholes ruined thier bikes and ego.

http://www.break.com/index/the-rapping-flight-attendant.html
i wish this dude worked for lutftansana airlines.

http://www.break.com/index/this-is-not-a-prank.html
wash your hands next time? dude care to elaborate?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-falls-off-side-of-bus.html
why laugh bitch? that could be your sorry ass someday once hubby drops you for someone with more brains.!

http://www.break.com/index/saran-wrap-doorway-prank.html
maybe find a new roomate or live alone?

http://www.break.com/index/americas-top-model-audition-stampede.html
I didint finish watching it. Americas top dumb asses is what it should be called. Nothing like kicking punching a person to save ya own ass due a ´´car bomb´´scream´´ America sucks. it was over heated car,, duh that comes from the fucking radiator duh that cools the cars engine duh!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Throwing-Cement-686697.html
LOOK! WATCH!!!! this is what hard work is!! Sick and tired of the rich fucks making millions off the backs of ppl like this who bust thier ass to put food on the table and a roof over thier familys head.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Woman-Is-Terrible-Driver-686700.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! really if ya can park it, dont drive it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Hot-drunk-Spring-Break-girls-atacked-by-birds-at-beach-686681.html
ok so who spiked her beer? or is she just that wacked after a few?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Chiv-full-onion-686670.html
no comment because I dont know wth they were speaking of!

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News From Our House on a dead end street!!!


Nothing really new here folks. Seems folks all over the world are losing thier jobs and homes still!!!! While firms hire folks to help figure out thier bizz going the drain the average joe cant even get hired. Greed is good,,,,,,wonder if the script writer for that movie wall street now feels like the biggest asshole.

Well thats it from here. Take care folks and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are. Have a good week and dont beat your fish or forget to let your kids inside. Oh make sure to give you cat a hug.


Regards,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

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Thursday, March 12, 2009






In Loving Memory Of HartMut Baumfeld.
Son, Solider,Husband And Father.
March 12th 1942--- August 8th 2007.
Love, Grandma, And The Brats.
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Monday, March 09, 2009


HUMP DAY! Are You Prepared?
yo,,cause iam not. Actually iam thinking that hump day now more then ever makes humans figure out just wtf they are fighting for,, and for that matter, why they repeat the same mistakes again. But then again Iam a cat. I know that once a large plant is tipped over due to my mistake of raising hell,, i avoid that area like say,, the next britney spears concert. Its risky and to icky! OK lotta shit out there in this world of which you humans made and twisted to comply with certian nations petty wishes. Enjoy it and stew in it. Oh and stop dropping us animals off at the local pound because you are in a credit fuck due to your own stupidity. If ONLY us animals could dump the sorry ass owners of pets,,ya might think twice. Because in china,, they EAT CATS!!!!!!!
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NUMBERS AND CLOCKS THAT TICK AWAY THE NUMBERS,,


3/6/2009
3/5/2009
3/4/2009

This kid made headlines for being almost killed. Where are they now?
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WORLD WIDE VIDEOS OF ?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-faceplant-off-vending-machine.html
what would you do for a clowndike bar?

http://www.break.com/index/city-council-member-farts-during-hearing.html
yes have that recess but sniff at the end of the sentence!

http://www.break.com/index/confused-turtle-has-sex-with-boot.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! i never knew turtles whimper during sex.

http://www.break.com/index/truck-vs-bridge.html
RYDER! never rent from them or higher em either.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/love-is-682527.html
sorry bo rider,, this time your song sucked.!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Tae-Kwon-Do-KO-683035.html
looks like the better man won . Its the same class and grade so forgive the idiot comment about how you dont fight some one better then you. They know jack shit,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/DUMB-ASS-DRIVER-683030.html
and the point of this is again,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Guitar-Hero-Metallica-Trailer-683027.html
MMAF!!!! finale someone noticed!!! Man back in the day there was no double pedal shit,, either you were fast or you sucked.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/PRANK-room-mate-gets-antiqued-APRIL-FOOLS-683037.html
who gets the clean that shit up after?


http://www.break.com/pictures/Break_Gallery_274_Thumb.html
looks like someone is going to go ape shit here!

http://www.break.com/index/party-girl-in-bra-falls-off-table.html
oh shes a lady and a winner too .

http://www.break.com/index/80-yard-kick-ties-state-soccer-championship.html
move over balack and beckhem,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-hits-parked-car-and-smashes-storefront.html
lay off the hooka honey ok?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-car-jumping-failure.html
your father will hate you and tell you the truth, your really not his son.You were a product of incest.

http://www.break.com/index/highest-half-pipe-ski-jump-ever.html
dude ppl do this every winter in europe.

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-fan-gets-freaky-with-reporter.html
yes,,,dry humps are better then stabbings i guess after a game.

http://www.break.com/index/new-lyrics-to-rock-you.html
great parenting skills here folks.

http://www.break.com/index/skater-slams-head-riding-slide.html
arent you a bit old to be playing on the play ground ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/mom-scares-daughter.html
ok the daughter needs her ass bitch slapped. Ya dont call ya mom names nor hit them. It was a joke slut, deal with and get over it. NEXT!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-redneck-lady-tossed-in-dumpster1.html
yanno i really dont know what to hell to make from this clip. Its just so,,,,wacked.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slammed-at-end-of-massive-canal-slide.html
yes,,,the rising cost of health care,,,have a look.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-kid-faceplants-hard-on-board.html
thank you for flying moron airlines ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/watermelon-cracked-by-shuttlecock.html
bet he would be a excellent egg peeler.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-fails-at-pole-dancing.html
yanno ive wonderd why now for years,, how come men dont pole dance? Oh and lady,, hope your partial is ok.


http://www.break.com/index/guy-spanks-and-shoves-pie-in-girlfriends-face.html
MMAF!!! why does she stay with this dude? I guess he missed having a older or younger sibling?

http://www.break.com/index/driver-viciously-tboned-outside-gas-station.html
I think the truck was speeding but yanno opinions are like assholes,, everyones got one.

http://www.break.com/index/no-cellphones-at-concert.html
gotta admitt that was rude, hope they blew out his voice speaker :) !

http://www.break.com/index/infomercial-blooper-compilation.html
MMAF!!! the title says it all really.

http://www.break.com/index/britney-spears-wardrobe-malfunction.html
well britney ya didint mind your pussy sticking out when ya were paling with paris. I have the pic too ;)´

http://www.break.com/index/kid-knocks-can-off-buddies-head.html
Puck player bigtime.

http://www.break.com/index/the-uro-club.html
um and what would the WPG use?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-girl-gets-nutshot-revenge.html
sack slaps,,,,,cute for any couple.


http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-dumb-europeans.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! way wacked

http://www.break.com/index/baby-visibly-turns-over-in-moms-stomach.html
thank your moms for puting up with your ass for 9 months ,, literaly.

http://www.break.com/index/play-fighting-leads-to-expensive-accident.html
sucks to be you , wannabe bruce lee. ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-cyclist-survives-being-dragged-by-bus.html
must have been those fortune cookies?

http://www.break.com/index/dont-c-walk-onto-a-treadmill.html
intell inside?

http://www.break.com/index/illegal-go-carting-in-neighborhood.html
duh,, they are not legal for the street but still that was ,,,,cool dudes. Brings back memories.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-pogo-stick.html
no comment!

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One of my owners , who is news hound found this site in the state of CONN.
If you live nearby or think you may have saw some of these lost pets,, please call the number below every picture. I think my owner was reading CNN USA and saw a spin off from a story regarding cnn and saw this on the side board of the USA station.

Losing a pet sucks!!!!!!!!!!!! No matter or how it happend, the not knowing is the kicker here.

So keep your eyes and ears open and look around for the folks in HARTFORD CONN!!!! and Mass and neighbor states. Danke.
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News from our house to yours.
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Well its like a rubics cube on acid. Both humans are sick with some kind of stress related crap. Iono,,,ppl need to like take cat naps and sleep alot. Works for me !
Cain is now at a weight where he lost his round fat head. Still eats alot and drinks water like a camel. poops ok,, vet said,, so far so good. But wow is he hyper when it comes to food. I myself have gained weight and i think it looks good.!
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Then there is case here of the yellow crop round spots that has happend again.
Seems someone of us cats is leaving crop pp spots on the bed. Small mind you but still its not nice. WE are now both under the eyes of ´´wasderface´´ to find the crop pisser! Hence,, no one has been caught. I am claiming the 5th and shall speak no more about this matter! Other then that nothing new. Its soon to be spring and well for us guy cats,, we can smell when the balcony door is open and yeppers we meow alot . Figure it out folks. With shis i shall depart as its late and iam tired. Thanks for stopping on down and viewing this blog,, or not. Take care humans and remember,, 2 more days to go before its friday! Oh and cain wanted me to thank the first reponders that rescue ppl and pets too cause heros you folks are!!!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,´´,Common sence is the best defence.´´ Murphy 2002.




CIAO!!!

MvB.

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Wednesday, March 04, 2009


HUMP DAY!!!!!!!! ARE YOU PREPARED? Hello ppl and welcome back to this blog.
GM and Opel. What a joke! Do the CEOs of GM actually expect german taxpayers to pay for thier fuck ups in the states with no gurantee that the money they want will go to what its meant for,, keeping GM afloat and not sinking Opel in the process. Stick it up your ass GM. Make cars that ppl can afford to drive and ones that get more then 28 mph gallon too. Ok lets do it folks,, blog this bitch.

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Numbers,,,, 3/4/2009
3/3/2009
3/2/2009
3/1/2009
2/28/2009
2/27/2009
2/26/2009
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Judge em, some are ?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/hunter-barely-avoids-deadly-lion-charge1.html
and this is sport you fat piece of shit? God how sick some so called hunters are.

http://www.break.com/index/disabled-hockey-players-brawl.html
assholes. Next the reffs should just drag em by thier helmets and play ice toss into the box.

http://www.break.com/index/rc-rocket-crashes-into-crowd.html
Bet the builder of that rocket feels like a assclown after that mishap.

http://www.break.com/index/why-weathermen-dont-wear-green-ties.html
hes transparent during the weather check.

http://www.break.com/index/im-my-own-worse-enemy.html
MMAF!!!! his aim isint good thats for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/a-guide-to-grinding.html
grinder,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wakeboarding-accident-requires-some-stitches.html
intell inside? hell no.

http://www.break.com/index/two-camels-one-car.html
one wacked version of car pooling no?

http://www.break.com/index/horse-doesnt-like-jockey.html
gotta be a gelding,,,,,,,MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sleeping-dog-runs-into-wall.html
dog was probably running from the fucked up economy!

http://www.break.com/index/transvestite-hit-by-truck.html
um,,, no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-fat-americans.html
Watching this all i smelled was,,,,,,,,,bacon.!

http://www.break.com/index/dirtbike-gap-jump-goes-very-wrong.html
DUH? ask the dude if has any pain and where. Dont play DR moron.

http://www.break.com/index/the-butt-crack-chainsaw.html
one of my owners worked at a plastic factory and some dude playing a joke on his wife shoved a air hose to close to the anus, thus resulting in her death. Now this dude,, may have worked on your car and farted on your seats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you do the accidents and math , of course it all ´´Depends´´ too.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-shoplifter-gets-embarrassed-and-tackled.html
perhaps he was suffering from high blood sugar or low? Bawwwwwwwwwwwwhhhahahahaa right.

http://www.break.com/index/cool-deep-sea-fish-with-transparent-head1.html
dont you just wanna run out now and go deep sea diving?

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-jet-pilot-lifts-landing-gear-too-soon.html
lay off the vodka next time ya wanna invade airspaces.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-jet-pilot-lifts-landing-gear-too-soon.html
whatever make of car he was driving really took a beating. Now for his next auto insurance payments,, the same !

http://www.break.com/index/hundreds-of-firecrackers-thrown-at-one-guy.html
if they want wealth so bad,, sit on a cannon and get it over with once and for all.

http://www.break.com/index/fun-with-exploding-hydrogen-bubbles.html
um duh! remember the hydrogen bomb?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-soccer-injury-ever.html
hope he can play again. damn that looked nasty.

http://www.break.com/index/hockey-player-suffers-concussion-from-cheap-elbow.html
witt should have his knees snapped for that cheap crap shot.

http://www.break.com/index/one-dangerous-game-of-darts1.html
gross,, but well some sick funny stuff is i guess.

http://www.break.com/index/suv-obliterated-after-hitting-semi-truck.html
how someone NOT see SEMI TRUCK on the road and hit the damn thing?

http://www.break.com/index/suv-obliterated-after-hitting-semi-truck.html
thats some bad ass white trash folks.

http://www.break.com/index/stupid-and-painful-leap-of-faith.html
looks like yeti boy fell down hard and went out like a light.

http://www.break.com/index/cannon-blows-up-entire-house.html
too bad ya all didint think of doing that during the civil war.

http://www.break.com/index/get-off-my-head.html
MMAF! who does like Mann coutler?

http://www.break.com/index/slightly-possessed-demon-dog.html
just leave the fucking dog alone assholes!

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NEWS from The House Of Murphy ,,,and others that live here .



cain! He has a eating disorder! That brother of mine can eat and eat and eat and hes losing weight! Now the vets said he was diabetic and told em to put em on a diet and the humans did but since then,, iono, hes like a republican with a whore and a line of coke inside a hotel room, he just cant get enough! My owners are going to call the vet and see if maybe his thyroid is like outta wack. Its to the point now he actually tries to steal food from the humans.

As for myself,,, Iam ok. Being how ´´wasderface´´ works nights and comes home early in the morning long after ´´the spoiler´´ has left for work, Us cats are bored.
So Cain and i deviced a plan to wake up ´´wasderface´´ at around 2:00pm. We play drive by. I run em over on the stomach area , cain climbs on thier pillow, untill we see eyes open up. Once we have established a coma free human we play on the bed, I even fake charged the human as cats do when playing sideways. Cain licked thier ear, It was enough. ´´Wasderface the human got up and fed us! Patience isint a virtual when ya a cat folks. Other then that,, nadda so Iam going to go here. Oh and cain wanted me to thank all the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros you guys and gals are.


WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,´´,The circle only has one side.´´ Travis.

CIAO!!!!

MvB.
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009


HELLO ITS HUMP DAY! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
Murphy here . I know long time no headbutts or clawing. Things here in germany are ok. the humans are ok, we are ,,ok so lets start this blog,,ok?
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Numbers,,,,,,2/25/2009
2/24/2009
2/23/2009
2/22/2009
2/21/2009
2/20/2009
2/19/2009

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WACKED VIDEOS!?!?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/capoiera-demo-goes-very-wrong.html
ill be sure to go out watch one these sometime soon.

http://www.break.com/index/female-diver-slams-face-on-diving-board.html
is that polish swim team? jk,,,,,,,ahem.

http://www.break.com/index/sledder-takes-out-little-kid1.html
ya gotta admitt when ya do that on purpose to a adult its funny as hell.

http://www.break.com/index/pedestrian-whacked-by-swinging-tailgate.html
that had to leave some serious injuries,, poor bastid.

http://www.break.com/index/bird-learns-how-to-fish.html
so much for the term bird brain.

http://www.break.com/index/skaters-ankle-broken-completely-sideways.html
when you ride ruff you fall ruff and that looks like it really hurt dude.

http://www.break.com/index/cleaning-lady-hits-robber-with-his-own-crowbar.html
looks like mikey myers from halloween.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-knocked-over-by-snow-from-garage.html
Better then a strong cup of coffee to wake ya up early in the morning.

http://www.break.com/index/nba-mascot-falls-through-rim-and-onto-the-court.html
now that really had to hurt not mention bruise the ego too.

http://www.break.com/index/police-car-t-boned-in-intersection.html
instant ticket and no more cruising on a sunday afternoon!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-drops-on-homeless-guys-head.html
one of em broke the others fall thats for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/cambodian-kid-rides-gigantic-python.html
NO COMMENT!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-at-dodgeball.html
they dont call it dodge ball for nothing.

http://www.break.com/index/skater-smashes-head-on-concrete.html
enjoy the early dementia dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Insane-CAR-CRASH-673476.html
figures it was a volvo used.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/WTF-673475.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Ugliest-person-in-the-world-673473.html
why i just bet his phone is ringing off the hook for dates .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Beth-Comes-Home-From-Welding-School-673465.html
um,,,,,,just watch it,, dont ask.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/WORD-673463.html
um,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Roommate-Alien-Prank-Goes-Bad-673444.html
MMAF!!! might be a repost but funny.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Funny-Prank-673435.html
read the fine print.


http://www.break.com/index/unlucky-pelican-becomes-shamu-snack-during-show.html
Gee ya think they are called killer whales for a reason? notice not ONE of the trainers got into the water.

http://www.break.com/index/world-record-for-farthest-human-toss.html
when at a bar where Skip works,, best not to fuck with em folks. Trust me.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-wipes-out-at-95mph.html
Lucy in the sky with diamonds? check out this bikers front wheel. see how its wobbley and shakey. No wonder the poor bastid tasted the dirt.

http://www.break.com/index/ceiling-fan-falls-on-mujis-head.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahem,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Revenge-of-the-Shit-674062.html
grow up bitch,, dogs shit all over the place. parks sidewalks. Remember child you once shit on your daddy!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Scooter-Ididot-Falls-674061.html
looks like Germany but either way i concur the dude is a idiot.
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News from Murphys house,,,,,and those that must live here as well.


Nothing. So take great care folks and enjoy the soon up coming weekend.
oh and cain asked to say mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too, cause he says thats a heros job.

Words Of Wisdom,,,,,,,,,,,,´´YES WE CAN´´ Bob the Builder.
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Sunday, February 15, 2009



The Weekend edition. Paw day afternoons. Hello again folks and welcome back to this blog. Arent you just thrilled if you live america that the stimulus bill lets one get a extra 13 dollars a week in pay? Now try not spend that in all one place, save it up,, invest it on wall street. I hear MCdonalds profits have shot up due to the one dollar menu. ok lets do this blog already.
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YOUNG, DUMB and sometimes FUN videos.









http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Funny-Madd-Mike-Part-1-669218.html
the wonders of drinking,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Joe-s-Impersonations-669199.html
gee dude,, give out your ss number too and atm pin while your at it.

http://www.break.com/index/jumpingjacks.html
omg,,,,,,my eyes my eyes!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Leak-669177.html
pretty clever clip.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Super-Mario-Bozulursa-669178.html
too bad the game really could play like that.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Toughest-World-Of-Warcraft-Player-Ever-669170.html
MMAF!!!!!! ´´eat some chicken and malt liqour´´

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Bigfoot-Movie-Trailer-The-Long-Way-Home-669165.html
i really hope that wasint a real clip omg,,,,hickville galore.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/I-Dated-Dracula-669156.html
um,,,,,,ok.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Cat-Confused-by-fly-669154.html
MMAF!!!!!! wonder if he caught it and ate it afterwards?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Shot-With-Potato-Gun-669144.html
MMAF!! excellent shot. gotta love them spudguns.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Crazy-Airport-Lady-Translated-Version-669139.html
OMG!!!! lets hope she isint into slingo and that dissapeares!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEx7DCj2Fjk
MMAF!!! i swear he planned this .

http://www.break.com/index/bird-strikes-fish-in-water.html
looks like to me the fish got away but oh well.

http://www.break.com/index/creepy-yet-effective-anti-child-abuse-ad.html
wow what a fucked up ad!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/falling-down-full-court-swish.html
luck? skill? pissed off? either way it went in. good arm dude.

http://www.break.com/index/man-eats-22-live-scorpioins.html
pretty sure hes not married and wont be anytime soon. YUCK.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-smashes-a-bottle-on-guys-face.html
dammit we need a commie translator!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-wipes-out-on-tarp.html
hows that jaw pain working out for you?

http://www.break.com/index/face-taping-passed-out-dude.html
was that STEVEO? hope he could swallow and see the next day .

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-mug-someone.html
who was the db that tried to break it up , his lookout? hope the bitch enjoys his time and prison. Excellent choke hold for the vic to manuver too.

http://www.break.com/index/slingshot-cannon-prank.html
MMAF!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/probably-a-bad-idea.html
um,, ever hear of saftey goggles?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-knocks-himself-out-cold.html
haha.

http://www.break.com/index/craziest-car-suspension-job-ever.html
one bad ass buick?

http://www.break.com/index/quick-head-kick-knockout.html
think thats how voting should be done from now on. the best man left standing.

http://www.break.com/index/dont-meet-chicks-on-facebook1.html
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! moving time .

http://www.break.com/index/clerks-kick-theifs-ass.html
crime just wont pay dammit.

http://www.break.com/index/four-women-steal-laptop1.html
slick, but i hope the ip numbers are traceable :) !

http://www.break.com/index/ugly-arm-break.html
do you think it hurt?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-clips-photographer.html
WOW!


http://www.break.com/index/real-life-little-mermaid.html
what a brave child!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-guy-confuses-pants-with-his-shirt.html
too much booze and sun makes this happen .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Skater-smashes-face-668921.html
smart,,,,very smart dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/drunk-668917.html
what happens when you arent born with much smarts, why you film ppl sideways on your cellphone i suppose.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/DO-NOT-USE-PEAS-668916.html
wayyyyyyyyy to cute. hope he likes carrots.?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Waterski-Racing-Barefoot-668911.html
um,,,,,,,2006?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/40CalADouble-668909.html
Might have he ment 180 kliometers an hour? its just not fucking possible on a public road.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/One-Man-Band-LIVE-668905.html
now thats good music dude. congrats on making your own .

http://www.break.com/index/one_man_riot_patrol.html
well that sure as hell wasint inside the usa, looks more,,,,the mid east.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Yamaha-Rhino-Rollover-668857.html
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwww
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News from our house, on the dead end street.
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Well seems it was valentines day saterday. The humans made a nice relaxed night out of it and watched 4 new dvds they brought. They slept late today and just relaxed pretty much the whole weekend. As for us cats, well one of us is doing some pping outside the litter box. Iadmitt i did once but the rest of the times it wasint me man, and no one can prove it either. Seems the owners decided to save some money and buy some cheap cat litter. Um we dont like it. Its someone thing that you might put down for a rabbit or gueine pigs but not for cats!
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So tomorow they shall drive cheap buttocks to the pet store and buy us the cat litter love. If the pp thing stills happens,, its off to the vets for both of us. Ugh,, how i have the qualudes iam giving just to not freak out when being stuffed inside the pet carrier. Nothing really new here. The plant that got crushed last month due to me tripping ´´the spoiler´´ has new buds coming on the broken off branches. Radical cause its gonna look so fugly when it tries to catch up with the one branch that didint get broke and its growing good.
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Well thats it from here folks. Happy monday and dont hit your boss ( if you still have one left that is) and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are! Oh and greetings to Nancy and debbie at transportation. Hope you enjoyed having your boss chew ya a new one :) !!!! See what lying and being a ---- , will get you? Tst tst tst tst tst.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.
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Sunday, February 08, 2009


The Lazy Ass Weekend Edition.
Hiya folks its me cain,back again for more or less of the same. rants, bitching and funny ass videos(for some). But before we get to all that lets focus on what some states are now doing to save money. Having city and state workers take a day off for free in order to help with depression 2.0 . Now while my owners have had some rather nice encounters with the above ppl mentioned above, they also have had some NASTY ppl whom the encountered that works for a state or city adgency.
Tuff shit is my owners motto.

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Maybe next time when mr.smithers in inline at the DMV forgets to sign his name on a form the DMV worker wont bitch em out in public and tell em to go back and finish it and end up waiting again in line. Or when say some cities DSS offices have to cut back thier workers, perhaps those that got laid off or forced into early retirement or have to take a day off, will maybe see the light the next time they recieve a phone call from a client who has a question and they snap back ´´i dont know, call mizz bitch in the transportation department´´ and hangs up. Yes folks admitt it, some of you are happy as a pig in shit seeing the ppl that can make or break your day (in most cases they break it) out of a job and now sees what its like to be in dire straights! Comon,,,you know your snickering over this! :)
OK lets do this already,,,,
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VIDEOS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER,,,,why?






http://www.break.com/index/german-traffic-stop.html
MMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-one-punch-kos-guy-outside-club.html
sure that was a female?

http://www.break.com/index/the-human-catapault-stunt.html
I hear a few 2x4 nailed together might hold the weight numbnuts.

http://www.break.com/index/car-crashes-through-doors-into-several-shoppers.html
why some old ppl shouldint drive anymore.. damn!.

http://www.break.com/index/bill-oreiley-vs-christain-bale.html
I think Bale is better ,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/double-front-flip-from-racing-truck.html
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.break.com/index/deer-somehow-gets-stuck-in-gate.html
there is good cops in the world it seems.

http://www.break.com/index/the-sport-of-chinlone.html
Now we know where hackey sack came from.

http://www.break.com/index/stoned-little-kid-after-dentist-visit.html
given kids gas during a dentist visit? wtf

http://www.break.com/index/super-fast-tree-removal.html
pretty sure thats good for the enviroment.

http://www.break.com/index/20lb-ice-ball-dropped-on-head.html
aftermath dammit show the aftermath!

http://www.break.com/index/christain-bale-is-a-fun-guy-to-work-with.html
FUCK YOU BALE!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/group-sake-bomb-failure.html
winners,,,NOT!

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-racer-trashes-his-car.html
you are a Idiot.


http://www.break.com/index/44-cal-nerf-gun.html
piss poor aim i think.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot_shoots_self_with_flare_gun.html
what a bunch of losers.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-parkour-attempt-ends-in-faceplant.html
looks like the kid didint want to hit kitty and used his face to rescue.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html
seeing your life flash before your eyes will make some ppl scream and yell.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Warner-Brothers-Responds-To-Christian-Bale-Tirade-Comedy-com-662496.html
that bitch isint close to heath !!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Gasoline-plus-fire-equals-trouble-663477.html
no intell inside!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Why-are-Earbuds-so-Uncomfortable-663473.html
really no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Prank-Spoon-Lighter-Wakeup-663471.html
what a wussy bitch.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/my-brother-makin-jokes-663466.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/asian-teen-is-very-awkward.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/dazzling-neon-rainbow-jellyfish.html
wow, kinda looks like a deep sea lava lamp.

http://www.break.com/index/man-versus-chameleon-showdown.html
i wont ask why,,, really not.

http://www.break.com/index/alternate-might-putty-commercial.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/duck-vs-jet-engine.html
that poor Duck!

http://www.break.com/index/popular-new-arcade-ride.html
free dildow bar?

http://www.break.com/index/barbed-wire-ruins-pig-romance.html
MMAF!!! talk about balls to the wall,, in this case, mt oysters to the wire?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-beer-bottle-dominoes.html
only outside of the usa can this be done,,,,,MMAF

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Gimme-My-Prank-Call-664076.html
Um wait theres more,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Stop-Calling-Danielle-PrankCall-664073.html
part two,,


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Carved-In-Number-Prank-Call-664074.html
part wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Eddie-Has-Syphilis-Prank-Call-664072.html
more,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Is-This-Patrick-Prank-Call-664071.html
more,,,,


http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent remake

http://www.break.com/index/zednik-jumps-defender-to-score-goal.html
Gotta admitt that was a great goal considering the body speed bump in the way.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/The-Education-of-Charlie-Banks-663780.html
looks like a good movie to go see,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Caylee-Anthony-s-memorial-service-will-be-Tuesday-2-10-2009-664480.html
i hope her skank ass mother rots in jail then in hell when it dies.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Kop-Kop-Teyze-hassiktir-com-664463.html
damn even them russian grandmothers hit the bottle and act retarded.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/A-Shamble-s-Story-664462.html
keep ya day job honey!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/romkofokuz-664459.html
cool card skills dude,,but in a cementary?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Christian-Bale-roduces-Rocky-Raccoon-664460.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Rocket-RC-Car-Explodes-664448.html
looks like great fun,,,,,,,if your really bored.


http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-german-amusement-park-slide.html
now that looks like one wild ride!

http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-celebration.html
talk about rubbing salt in the wound.

http://www.break.com/index/cat-boxes-dog.html
MMAF!!!! excellent boxing for a cat.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/magic-car-664891.html
geeze even alittle bit of snow has these drivers cars running off of parking lots.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/MILK-CHUG-664886.html
3 week old milk my ass.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/A-Close-Call-664882.html
cool tune,, nice clip.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Stevo-s-Jump-664877.html
looked like fun at the time iam sure.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Little-Christian-Bale-664868.html
more bale bashing MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Crates-of-Doom-664857.html
did the DF think he was playing super mario ?

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News From Our House To Yours!
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Seems I,, cain have become a ,,,,,,a garbage digger, rubber maid raider, a dumpster diver! Being how the humans forgot to take the garbage out the other night, and left the door open in the kitchen, i figured id take a look inside the place thats off limits !
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The humans had eaten the night before some spare ribs and i sniffed at the garbage can, its lid slightly on but not completely. After pawing it off i jumped ontop and clawed and dug my way thru things such as tea bags, paper towels, empty but still lickable yogurt cups and finaly hit pay dirt. Them ribs wrapped in a paper towel. PAY DIRT! I managed to drag it out of the garbage can and drag the paper towel with the spare rib bones just outside the kitchen door and chewed untill my mouth hit the bounty. Quickly i looked around and ran dragging it away under the dinning room table . Seems the humans were in the bed room getting thier things ready for work tomorow. It must have been a good 15 mins of chew time(my owners are not very good gnawers) that i found lots of meat still left when ´´wasderface´´ saw the kitchen door slightly open and the paper towel parts on the floor next to it. Soon they traced it back to me.
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I was in the midst of a cats dream,, when i was spotted and my bounty was taken away . I clawed it back towards me and the human grabbed it away again. Fine stick it i thought as i managed to hang on to one bone and run upstairs with it . There i hid and chewed untill it was gone . Soon after as i was cleaning myself I heard ´´wasderface´´ closing up the garbage bag and taking it outside. Coming back and wiping down the floor where my rib trail started and ended. It was a riskfull event i know but damn am I good or what?!?!? Other then that,, nothing new here. Iam losing weight due to my diet iam on and hadint really pped alot in the litter box so it must mean my sugar level is almost back to normal. Aside from those damn kick ass rib bones eairler tonight ;)~
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Take care fine pet owners lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets heros you guys and gals are. Murph says hello, and with that I shall depart and head to the bedroom . I just know the fans will be on tonight due to the meat farts ill be sharing with the humans and murphy. Enjoy the start to a new week and remember to dot your i´s and cross your t´s when dealing with soon to be out of work state or city workers. They just might go,,,,,,,postal!
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MR.CAIN AND CO!
Giving you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.
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Sunday, February 01, 2009


<------pasty white fat assed pricks really ruin a good time.
why for both stories? Everyone needs a person to hate or blame. Seems thats been americas average stage since the killing of slaves and indians. How about distance between the morons that hate and enjoy a full blood kill.?
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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html Danny Boy, the ppl are a calling you. NOT FOR PPL UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS OF AGE!.
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VIDEOS OF VARIETY!?!



http://www.break.com/index/defensive-tackle-runs-into-truck.html
ahh walk it off and never mind those concussions you will receive yearly!

http://www.break.com/index/very-embarassing-news-graphic-blooper.html
oh man,,,,,,,no comment!.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Alfieri-wipes-out-big-in-Super-G-660500.html
she fell down and went boom.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Bubbled-Girl-660495.html
thats a hidden cam? looks like a cellphone camera . Is she working for the cia?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Don-t-Forget-to-wash-660494.html
NO COMMENT.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Funny-Hyundia-Commercial-660491.html
only in france,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Hells-Angels-660488.html
looks like the DB acid throwers in afgahnastan.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/skater-skates-off-roof-2nd-try-660478.html
weeeeeeeeeee yawn.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/8000-volts-through-yur-ass-660472.html
yes make sure to wear shorts and a tshirt outside in the dead of winter,,,oh after shocking your ass on a fence too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Oskar-Give-paw-660468.html
too cute.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Oskar-How-to-open-a-door-660467.html
same as above,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Senior-Picture-Airsoft-Ambush-660466.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Herkules-and-the-package-660465.html
cat cam?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Wrong-kid-to-pick-a-fight-660464.html
ahhhh kids in the classroom,,,,,,,funny how the bully ends up getting his ass kicked huh?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/speed-drawing-two-hands-at-the-same-time-660461.html
its good but it looks like Andy had a few botox injections in the forhead.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Leider-Zwei-660437.html
MMAF!!!! his intentions were good,, the lingo,, not so much.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-new-water-powered-jet-pack.html
lets hope the car makers in america and around the world stop whoring up OIL and get some balls and common sence!

http://www.break.com/index/lake-bike-jump-goes-very-wrong.html
crappy ramp and bike = this.

http://www.break.com/index/roundhouse-breaks-buddiesn-nose.html
ahh attempting to remake bruce lee movies can lead to major ouch.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-fails-at-catching-exercise-ball.html
what a bloke!

http://www.break.com/index/nipple-piercing-reaction2.html
um novacaine might help dummy.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-japanese-wrestling-body-slam.html
fake shit and id like to see thier brains when they retire. there wont be any left.

http://www.break.com/index/one-in-a-million-buzzer-beater.html
to bad the NBA wont use great talent like this.

http://www.break.com/index/excavator-ends-up-on-its-side.html
a classic case of wtf were you thinking.

http://www.break.com/index/mustang-drag-race-goes-wrong.html
dumb ass,, how dare you wreck a pony car. I hope your insurance wont cover your lack of driving skills.

http://www.break.com/index/insane-skydiving-stunt.html
BYE BYE FOR NOW.

http://www.break.com/the-rocker/most_awesome_rockers.html
ok some of the drummers,, keep on playing the same damn beat over and over.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-faceplants-jumping-over-chari.html
aftermath ppl SHOW US THE AFTERMATH of such stupidity.

http://www.break.com/index/screeching-argument-between-two-women.html
um,, ahem,, i doubt its really over a broken window, ahhhhhhhem.

http://www.break.com/index/giant-ant-colony-is-a-world-wonder.html
creepy but cool. I wonder about the ants here,,, etc.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Airsoft-659994.html
dude,.,, without the recoil i think even a fucking chipmonk can just hop on the trigger.wuss ass dude way wuss ass!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/World-Stupidest-goalkeeper-659981.html
now that was really a dumb ass goal keeper.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/GARBITZDIE-659971.html
I think someones been playing way to much Halo!!!

http://www.break.com/index/malaysian-dean-gets-punched-and-bloodied1.html
guess he didint get to graduate or something.

http://www.break.com/index/skiing-off-fence-ends-in-broken-arm.html
just how retard can one become? take the pain and enjoy the higher costs.

http://www.break.com/index/road-rage-incident-almost-hurts-two-bystanders.html
wonder whats in the water there folks? nice crash to bad the DB caused it.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-tries-to-jump-on-exercise-ball.html
um bare feet help with balance dumb ass.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-shower-prank1.html
stop your bitching,, you enjoy these clips.
http://www.break.com/index/worst-female-cycling-start-ever1.html
maybe her breaks were to wet?

http://www.break.com/index/owner-fights-back-against-jewel-thieves.html
dont mess with the old timer shop keepers. Great job there grandpa :)

http://www.break.com/index/failed-molotov-lights-kids-hair-on-fire.html
On purpose,, look how the little pansy runs away.

http://www.break.com/index/kitten-attempts-epic-jump.html
sure the kitten is ok but ya gotta ask yourself,,if its a he, will his owners house smell great when it sprays?

http://www.break.com/tv-shows/saturday-night-live/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-626154.html
depends on the diaper i guess.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-tricycle-jump.html
pretty cool,, now lets see him hook that bike up to the back of a quad and see how long he can stay on.

http://www.break.com/the-big-game/Millerlite-Catfight.html
watch this get banned, just like the veggie commerical!

http://www.break.com/index/kama-sutra-prude-edition.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-forget-valentines-day.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sailor-knocked-out-by-quick-boom-swing.html
virgin at sea? comon dude,, wtf ya doing while on board.

http://www.break.com/index/amateur-rocker-fails-miserably.html
MMFA!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope he didint break the drummers set.

http://www.break.com/index/best-escape-attempt-ever.html
is there where the left side of brain fights with the right side?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-jet-pilots-flying-super-low.html
low flying exercises,, not nuts just practising.

http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-hot-chicks-pranked.html
admitt it some of these are classics, and damn funny as hell too.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-crash-custom-cars.html
No Intell inside,, enjoy those high payments ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/man-vs-nature.html
I dont know why,, but it kinda looked like fun.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!



GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!

take care folks and cain asked me to thank the first responders that rescue ppl and pets save lifes. Heros they be. Ok its monday tomorow, sorry for the schnook who didint get the day off and has to go in hung over / having very bad colitis.
But remember,, ya do it every year, so enjoy the afterburn of the game !

Ciao!

MvB.
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Sunday, January 25, 2009


THE WEEKEND EDITION!
Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. As you can see in the above picture, it was nippley week last, here in germany. Otherwise there would be no way in hell id have my face that close to murphys ass and vice versa. Yes fight, bitch and argue but in the end,, sucking of body heat remains top priority! Ok lets get this done and be on mad mad merry way,,,,,,.
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DANNY BOY! http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html
Not for those under the age of 18.
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Maybe someday a name will be placed with this childs face, untill then here are the war stats for the week ending. http://antiwar.com/updates/

Just hope this kid is still alive to tell his story.
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Videos Of Mass Confusion!


http://www.break.com/index/snowmobiler-almost-pulls-off-double-backflip.html
crazy fun time in the snow,,,,,wonder what would have happend if he didint make that last flip,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/husband-pranks-wife-and-kid.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/the-tree-terminator.html
Paul Bunnion would have gotten a hard on watching this one.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-arsonists-set-themselves-on-fire.html
watch for the flamming minni cooper!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Snow-vs-People-642095.html
amazing he wasint shot, stabbed, or beaten to death.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/The-Fast-Food-Challenge-654243.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN LEAVE!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Molberger-Gainer-flip-gone-wrong-654262.html
ahh yes,, letting your friend suffacate in the snow is priceless!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Idiot-Paparazzi-1-24-09-654233.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/antiquing-654227.html
dude,, ya ever like use bleach for your whites, cause that be some nasty looking pit stains .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fox-News-Guy-Inaugural-Edition-654223.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Freaky-Demon-Attack-654188.html
wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/temptation-654175.html
Awesome drumming dude!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/skier-bails-into-tree-stump.html
Bodie Miller,, the early years.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-prank-call-to-cheating-husband.html
MMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/interesting-tire-repair-method.html
mr fix my truck dude?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-cracks-knee-on-failed-endo.html
dude,, buy a trike and leave the moves to the pros.

http://www.break.com/index/the-presidential-gatling-gun.html
thanks for sharing that info moron.!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-spins-on-chair-till-he-pukes.html
its no wonder his parents took away his sit n spin when he was a toddler.

http://www.break.com/index/doesnt-play-well-with-others.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! now you know who rules the roost in that home. a pussy.!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-presidential-facts.html
shame about those plane crashes,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/650-million-years-in-1-min-20-sec.html
oh crap,, i dont want russia as a neighbor!

http://www.break.com/index/scary-truck-jackknife-accident.html
after it happend i counted ONE person running to rescue. Lotta rubber necking going on though.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-balloon-animal-commercial.html
MMAF!!! great commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/joaquin-phoenix-falls-off-stage.html
easy there dude,,,,,,,dont want to end up like yanno dead.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-buddy-fishing.html
matt,, your fat ass moron, who taught you how to fish?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-sleeping-girlfriend.html
if she were smart,, she would wait a month, buy a bottle of booze, get him drunk and use her waxing strips on the inside of his ass hairs!!!!!!!! Now that would win 400 bucks bigtime.

http://www.break.com/index/protester-knocked-out-cold-by-nightstick.html
wasint kinda of overkill on the cops part?

http://www.break.com/index/student-tackled-and-arrested-for-snowball-throw.html
another asshole cop,,,damn is there something in the water?

http://www.break.com/index/coolest-wrestling-move-ever.html
looked more like a circus act then wrestling.

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-requests-new-song.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/union-pacific-explosion-caught-on-dash-cam1.html
excellent back up skills when you ass is on the line , no!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-soccer-beatdowns1.html
COOL!

http://media1.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/pizza-hut/pizza-hut.html
its real.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-missteps-on-obamas-love-life.html
say what ???????

http://www.break.com/index/cal-ripken-made-out-of-thumb-tacks.html
Id say he is a big fan and pretty good artist too.

http://www.break.com/index/diane-sawyer-seems-a-bit-tipsy.html
oh yeah, she had one to many.

http://www.break.com/index/wrong-numbers.html
i hate those ppl that call and whine about thier life.

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-stripper-falls-off-the-stage.html
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=651710
looks like the chicken was tied down, not really cool.

http://www.break.com/index/car-nearly-crushes-pedestrian.html
that why one should not play with thier Ipod while walking down a street.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-scariest-bridge.html
was that the new bridges Obama said we must repair?
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEAD END ROAD!.


Nothing really new going on. I cain have lost some weight due to diet ive been put on. Its ok for the most part , as when the food is put down i like use it as a all you can eat one price in bioanic time! I can scarf down food faster and store it in my cheeks like a hamster when i see that the humans are coming to pick up the food after a certian time here at night and in the day. Sometimes ill even go upstairs and barf,, and save it for later and eat it. Hey tough times call for tough measures buddy!
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Murph is still a prick. The other day he decided to sleep on ´´wasderfaces ´´ pillow pretty much on top thier head. Kinda looked like Davey crocket , oh and hes been yowling alot due to lack of sunlight. Its like murph snap out of it, i didint make winter so stop with the bitchings. Other then that,, things here remain as they are always,, calm cool and ok. So with that I think ill let you fine pet owners lovers of the world get going. But not before we should thank the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, Heros´s you Gals and Guys are. Take care folks , murph nods his head saying ´´YO´´. Have a good week humans and dont beat the fish or drag your kids for a walk.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity. Or something that may resemble such.
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Sunday, January 18, 2009


I ATE A PROZAC AND I LIKED IT, HOPE MY OWNERS DONT MIND IT!

The Weekend Edition. !!! Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Lotta shit happening out in the big old mean cold world, gas hostages, ppl freezing, dying,etc. Seems its gonna get worse before it gets better. One thing to look forward to i suppose, you humans in the states get a NEW president. I call him Barack O promise,,,,,,and taking a wait and see attitude. Ok nuff ill get to the prozac part later,, till then,,,,,,
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http://www.antiwar.com/ its all there. Numbers,, tribes, countries etc.


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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html We added a new link for a guy that just tells it like it is. WARNING, not for anyone under the age of 18 (in most states)
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!





http://www.break.com/index/dog-walks-up-stairs-on-two-legs.html
Awesome dog dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Presenting-Heliumboy-649832.html
good job rob,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Amazing-Color-Changing-Jellyfish-649830.html
i think its the lights inside the aquarium,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Darts-To-The-Butt-649829.html
i think the australian guys were better at butt darts.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Laundry-Dog-649827.html
another cool dog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/lowrider-mishap-649806.html
dumb ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Oskar-vs-Herkules-2-Cat-Fight-649776.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! talk about a really good cat (play) fight. Id say the white one lost.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Chick-dancing-at-bar-649770.html
who said lesbians cant dance,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/drivebyfarting.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/pickled-egg-shot-649767.html
pickeled eggs are good.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Police-Chase-649766.html
anything is possible in kentucky,,,,,,trust me folks.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/crazy-grandma-649759.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was that christian ronaldos grandmother?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Street-Wisdom-Part-1-649757.html
i feel safer already,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-year-old-faceplant-649748.html
poor kid but thanks for the MMAF!




http://www.break.com/index/homemade-bomb-creates-gigantic-explosion.html
pretty sure the neighbors windows enjoyed that impact blast.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-taxi-almost-crunches-businessman.html
never ever call that taxi service.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-tape-five-m80s-together.html
and the aftermath was,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bird-strike-causes-emergency-landing.html
birds and jets,,whats up with em these days?

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-slowest-cat.html
sick! who ever filmed it and was hoping for a horrid outcome.

http://www.break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! he will remain a desk sargent.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
all those glass splinters,,,,,,,have fun dbag at the ER.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
riding motor bikes made for tatoo isint cool dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-breaks-nose-doing-pullups.html
um,, try metal next time and hope you can breathe better today.

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-jumper-falls-through-roof.html
did he live?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-jumped-in-mcdonalds.html
McBreak?

http://www.break.com/index/news-footage-of-huge-gaza-explosion.html
like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://www.break.com/index/first-sergeant-knocked-out-by-subordinate.html
sweet hit dude. Enjoy burning shit for the rest of your tour.

http://www.break.com/index/giants-fan-breaks-car-window.html
thats why i hate the giants fans,, pussy ass retards.

http://www.break.com/index/bunny-hop-goes-bad.html
that was done on purpose due to really ?? shorts you were wearing dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-knocked-out-starting-engine.html
who uses a chain start pull anymore? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/super-vicious-back-slam-knockout.html
might be a repost but i bet it hurt like hell regardless.

http://www.break.com/index/raw-footage-hudson-river-plane-crash.html
here on guligans Island?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-trip-and-faceplant.html
probably a real madrid player in future years to come.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Cuban-Healthcare-system-649424.html
of course not , they are commies!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Great-Moments-In-Presidential-Speeches-Compilation-649421.html
OMG and to think he was elected twice. MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Too-Much-Rum-649415.html
moron alert.

http://www.break.com/index/lamp-prank-goes-wrong.html
wasint that a fucking bright idea.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fat-Cat-on-Drugs-Kitty-Nip-649412.html
murphys bigger ,,,,,,,,,and badder too!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-Filming-Bruno-649405.html
is there anyone fucking happy in the states anymore?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Hudson-river-crash-SURVEILLANCE-FOOTAGE-649399.html
god bless peter sully sullenberger!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-finds-crooks-in-ceiling-649395.html
must be a training video but the cops voice at the end sounded less then happy fucking joy joy.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-training-649394.html
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/AMANDA-KNOX-IN-COURT-649393.html
that sick bitch did it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alec-Baldwin-For-AT-T-649392.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-649387.html
part one,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-2-649388.html
part two,,,, someone tell me wtf is the point behind this?




http://www.break.com/index/woman-drives-car-into-building-gap.html
Great car, bad luck and how in the hell did she manage that? oh and excellent rescue job to from the turk officals!!!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-nearly-launched-by-missile.html
ATTENTION all dickheads on deck! Did he not hear the warning or wasint told of this exercise?

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-owned-by-table.html
hows that broken jaw working for ya now dude?



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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE, in the middle of a dead end road.

Seems Murphy ate a prozac the other day/eveving. Yeah one of my owners is on that to help em cope with the crazy shit back in NYS 94 yr old grandma and more and more medicade being cut. I mean wouldint you worry if that was your grandma?

So lemme tell ya how drugs come here in germany. Not in a bottle. They are pretty much still inside thier orginal plastic or foil containers and ya gotta pop em out and use a old CVS bottle from the states . So as the humans were popping em out one fell. On the floor, they didint notice nor did i untill the next morning. I saw murph chewed on it,, the capsule came apart, and he licked some of the stuff that fell out.

HOLY SHIT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!! He was more hyper then Amy winehouse hoping to pass a piss test. His nose turned beet red, ran about the place. Took massive poops and played stalk Me and the humans. It was only after one of the humans asked what has gotten into murphy,, did they see the empty capsule on the floor, chewed and all of its stuff inside gone. This went on for a good part of 8 hrs. The humans called the vet and gave em the dosage and the name and was told,, didint seem like he ate alot of it,, just one lick , thats it took,, thats all it took yeah just one lick. Murph calmed down finaly. In the meantime he was having sweaty toes and a red nose and kept jumping on the humans as they layed on the couch watching tv. Me,, I hid wayyyyyyyyyyyyy under the couch where murphy wont go and braved it out. Glad to say after his high,, he slept like a member of congress trying to pass a fucking bailout bill for the auto union. Peace had settled once again in to our house.


Aside from that,, nothing new really. Same old . I did lose weight as the humans keep the food bowl up after they go to bed. No more midnight snacks etc. I still drink water alot and yeppers,, the humans have to scoop the catbox like 4 times a day due to my pp attack. But other then that,, who can can gripe? Ok Take care fine owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue and save humans and pets lives. HEROS you guys and gals are. Talk to you folks again next weekend. Till then enjoy the new week and the holiday off tomorow and remember why its there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, January 11, 2009



The Weekend Edition! Hello folks and welcome back to this blog. Nothing new going on here but sure is alot of shit going on in the news. From russia with love no heat for your nazis to the mideast fighting that just never goes away . It flares up like a case of herpes. Cant someone tell both sides to GTFU already? ok here it is,, zee blog,,,,
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Numbers and News,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=14036


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VIDEOS FROM VARIOUS PLACES!






http://www.break.com/index/why-are-these-guys-so-happy.html
CHEERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nUFxsZqpA&eurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/feminine-lesbain-toothpaste-fotc-vid
Best movie lines!

http://www.break.com/index/heavy-bag-wont-stop-a-knockout.html
thats what friends are for,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/three-men-one-death-wish.html
Now thats just fucking awesome!

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/bigwave23.html
had to hurt part one.

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/luckyguy.html
close call part two,,

http://www.break.com/index/surfing-with-spinner-sharks.html
close call part three,,,

http://www.break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html
MMAF!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/woman-runs-over-security-guards.html
maybe she was in a hurry to buy herself a 300 dollar bathroom scale aka WII fit.

http://www.break.com/index/blending-lighters-creates-fireball.html
but will it blend ?

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-whacks-dad.html
They will have problems with this demon child later on down the road.

http://www.break.com/index/a-true-american-hero.html
no matter what,, NEVER drop the beer.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-human-slip-n-slide.html
makes the price is right really boring no?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-suffers-faceplant-and-screams.html
just keep on filming dad as ya kid screams in pain,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-towing-failure.html
rut rho scooby!

http://www.break.com/index/religious-public-access-host-badly-pranked.html
sunday school for adults still drunk on a sunday morning talk show?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-way-to-end-your-night.html
gross!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-fail-a-job-interview.html
MMAF!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-insane-on-christmas.html
medic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Older-Brother-Ouch-642253.html
he will grow up someday and hate his older brothers,,you watch!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Mini-I-m-Just-Saying-642250.html
WTF? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/One-man-One-roll-of-duct-tape-642246.html
His parents love him enough to film this.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-Cups-In-A-Row-Beer-pong-Champ-642244.html
all that wasting beer,, thats clearly alcohol abuse!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Whats-on-her-mind-642245.html
oh i bet she does collect clocks alright .AHEM!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-82-642231.html
wasint that bad,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-83-Just-When-You-Thought-They-Couldn-t-Get-Dumber-642235.html
simply the best of the best!


http://www.break.com/index/painful-gut-kick-knockout.html
well,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-climber-scales-80-ft-pyramid.html
the local tourist attraction,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-with-pop-rocks.html
at least he laughed smiled and is probably plotting her death as we speak.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-breaks-jaw-on-rail.html
why why?? they never show the aftermath?

http://www.break.com/index/pogo-stick-vs-treadmill.html
in theory it would have made sence, but,,,

http://www.break.com/index/scary-and-fiery-helicopter-crash.html
bad tripping always suck.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bad-hair-cut-prank-642993.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/im-crazy-642988.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Kitty-hangs-himself-by-his-collar-642981.html
hence why in this here house all balls and bells are taken off the cats snap off colars!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Balloon-Knockout-642970.html
it does sting!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/2-shot-vs-2-pints-642982.html
ok then.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bartender-blowing-fireballs-642968.html
wonder where the spinkler system was or the smoke alarm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/WEIRD-FISH-642963.html
no comment!


http://www.break.com/index/racing-copter-crashes-in-desert.html
all i smelt was coke burning in that copter crash,, what about you?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-python-sinks-teeth-into-aussie1.html
I bet steve erwin would have kicked this blokes ass!!

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-slapped-at-protest-rally1.html
ouch,think they are pissed off just a tad?

http://www.break.com/index/the-amazing-faceplanting-acrobats.html
just think chris angel works with these folks?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-obliterated-at-end-of-police-chase.html
kinda hard to miss that car unless,,,,,,,,,,your were running from the police.

http://www.break.com/index/tuber-slams-into-docked-boat.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-run-from-cops.html
why do ppl run from the police? it just makes things worse,, for you, the non cop.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-smash-watermelons.html
mellons crushing mellons?

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-french-game-show.html
Is that the french version of Laura Kroft?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-endures-paintball-firing-squad.html
man with large gut takes many shots!

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News from our house in the middle of the street.
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Seems this morning at about 11 ish as the humans were reading the morning paper in bed sipping thier coffee, ´´wasderface ´´ stopped reading and asked´´ do you hear a baby crying´´? This made ´´the spoiler´´ snicker and say , no but iam hearing someone having major sex!´´
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Now dont forget, ´´wasderface lost some hearing in thier right ear due to a china cymbol inncident, so they got up and listened closer to the half open window and sure enough it was like a porn movie. One of the owners the american was like OMG and laughed, the other,, the kraut was like so what. So what? my ears were going backwards as i layed in bed hearing the neighbors going at it. One of em is a mona for sure. ´´wasderface ´´ wanted to grab the cell phone and tap it but was talked out of it. Bummer. Cause then they would have burned a CD from it and slipped it into the young neighbors mailbox. After about,,,oh id say 30 mins something happen and all was silent. The humans looked at one another and started laughing thier ass off. ´´ARE YOU FINISHED´´ Yelled ´´wasderface from the half open bedroom window. Telling ya folks,, ya had to have been there.
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Other then then sunday morning nook sounds, nothing really knew here. Same old same. Its cold and there is alot of snow, cains still fat and peeing up a storm and iam getting older. So with that i think its my time to go call it a night and hit the hay with ´´the spoiler´´ Yeah its me Murphy on tonight. Cain asked me to tell the first responders mega thanks for rescuing ppl and pets and heros you guys and gals are. Also for all the fine owners and lovers of the world to like yanno take care etc.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,, ´´I can run faster scared then you can mad´´.

CIAO!!

Murphy v Bauer.

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Sunday, January 04, 2009



The Weekend Edition. Yes, that pretty much describes our moods now that the holidays are over. Alittle bummed, spent and over ate too. Heres to a new year with endless things to break in this house, rugs to hack up hair balls and kitty poops that can make the humans run to grab the air fresh spray!
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http://antiwar.com/updates/


http://news.antiwar.com/2009/01/04/over-500-killing-in-gaza-war/
I was going to post the numbers in afgahnastan but its just to fucking depressing.
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Various Videos from around the globe.





http://www.break.com/index/most-painful-mouse-trap-gag-ever.html
now just what kind of person would do this? one sick puppy thats what kind. dude seek help!

http://www.break.com/index/laser-gun-made-with-xbox-360-parts1.html
pretty sure everyone is going to build one of those now.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-destroys-hotel-overhang.html
too much eggnog?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-snowboarding-trick-ever.html
Mikey like it he like it.

http://www.break.com/index/kathy-griffin-tells-off-heckler.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/its-your-lucky-day.html
thats what the sirens are for dummy!

http://www.break.com/index/robbie-madisons-world-record-jump.html
holy shit!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-sliding-on-asphalt.html
hows that road rash working out for ya? i hear ponds cold cream takes out the sting.

http://www.break.com/index/watch-a-year-in-40-seconds.html
wow,, time did fly by .

http://www.break.com/index/remi-gaillard-shark-attack.html
who said the french werent funny crazy ass bastids?

http://www.break.com/index/the-nutcracker-break-style.html
2009 will the least amount of babies being born due to this.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-brawl-caught-on-cctv.html
another wallmart ?

http://www.break.com/index/angry-kid-gets-paintballed.html
iono,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worker-dodges-huge-warehouse-collapse.html
as i was watching this is was thinking how the hell does a forklift move around ?


http://www.break.com/index/guy-scorches-hand-on-stove.html
did he just get done watching scarface and downing some vodka?wtf,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/thats-what-she-said.html
MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-busts-wrist-on-ice.html
Well if i broke my wrist id put ice on it right? ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/two-idiots-collide-in-empty-parking-lot.html
CRAZY

http://www.break.com/index/freestyle-sledding-flips.html
i think this video was made not for the sled thing but for a ubber gay ass song to promote!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-2008-edition.html
cool facts but the singer sounds alot like bob dillion.

http://www.break.com/index/garbage-can-lid-prank.html
might be fake,, and whats that thing hanging from the ceiling?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-girlfriend-on-christmas.html
MMAF!!!!! now that was cool and original too.

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-suffers-harsh-faceplant.html
I hope his grandma beats his ass with the snowboard.

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-destroys-new-car.html
think that back tire is toast?

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-robber-cant-escape-bank.html
arent the EU banks great at stopping a robbery?

http://www.break.com/index/was-it-luck-or-skill.html
a combi of both. cool clips,, have a look.


http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-slammed-by-door2.html
that happend to one of my owners,,,cept they werent a toddler. poor kid :(

http://www.break.com/index/driver-barely-dodges-dumb-woman1.html
Iam pretty sure that was amy winehouse coming back from a party.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Pet-Shop-Boy-638875.html
MMAF!!!! stealing a puppie?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Funny-Thriller-Dance-641313.html
lets call this,, ´´´THAT DUDE THAT CANT DANCE FOR SHIT´´ video? cool.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Girl-on-Segway-Crashes-lol-641309.html
someone should make a segway race grand prix so stuff like this can make others lol.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/squirrel-on-greased-pole-641305.html
um i really could go somewhere with this comment but i wont, its just ,,,it wouldint be fair to the dude that filmed it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Guy-goes-nuts-in-office-641302.html
perhaps he just found out all his investments were false and is now flat broke?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/HILARIOUS-GIRL-FAILS-SKIING-641293.html
perhaps picking her feet up isint her strong point,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alive-641291.html
interesting,,,,,
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE,,,,,,in the middle of the dead end road.

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Nothing! ok there was last weeks event about me triping ´´the spoiler´´ and breaking a large dragon tree named red. Red is still alive but his name has been changed to tripod! Seems 3 of his 4 stalks are still growing and well whos whats going to take place in a few months. Maybe a edward sissor hands thing iono.
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The humans partied it up on new years eve. Had fun played video games, towards the morning it with was with mostly one eye closed at it seemed that thier vision was suffering. I heard one of em say,, ´´shit iam seeing double´´ Not quite sure what that means but I was just happy when they hit the sack and yanno snored . Me and murphy just cruised thru the place, playing with left over party favors,, etc. Pretty sure murphy chewed on some tinsle or something. I had to use the cat box and well,, it was glitter city inside. We dont know what it was but its out of his system now and The need for shades in the cat box is a thing of the past.
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Other then that,, nothing new. News watching with the crazy shit in the mid east . I cant figure you humans out. Fighting over gods,, religion. In the end there is ONLY ONE god . You can call em whatever ya want but its still a god right?
Us pets are glad that we dont have that fucked up syndrome you humans have.
I know who made me etc. End the shit already on all sides.
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ok well with that,, HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!!!!!!! and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are. Take care fine pet owners /lovers , of the world!! Humans enjoy the new monday of the first year and make this year count!
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From our family to yours,, Best regards,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sunday, December 28, 2008


The after christmas weekend edition.!

Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Yes the above picture does prove to be incriminating as we over indulged with xmas kitty food. Thats out xmas coma pic above , Twice a year the humans go out and buy us wet food as a treat and well theres the outcome above. Ok ,, theres more to talk about but for now lets get this blog going going,, gone!.
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´´Numbers´´ 12/28/2008
12/27/2008
12/26/2008
12/25/2008
12/24/2008
12/23/2008
12/22/2008

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World Wide Videos From Various shapes of life styles.




http://www.break.com/index/7000-volt-9rank.html
omg,, what morons and to think they have a cat as a pet too?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-collision-with-dumpster1.html
seeing the moron once was enough thank you, and thanks for the clip to.

http://www.break.com/index/tough-guy-cusses-out-reporter.html
Dont look at his truck!!!!! what a bitch, he needs to be water phone booked face slapped a few.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-experiment-with-surprise-ending.html
great college,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/slow-motion-mouse-trap-snap.html
can we do that to the speaker of the house?

http://www.break.com/index/brutally-slapped-by-spear-gun-recoil.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/games/riffmaster.html
I didint try it yet but it looks kinda ok fun shit to do when your bored, have a blog and try to find funny videos for other ppl to view when they visit your blog yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/zambowi-driver-falls-off-trailer.html
crushed ice anyone?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-gets-clipped-on-highway.html
why some drivers just should not drive anything not even a shopping cart.

http://www.break.com/index/kentuckys-famous-turtle-man.html
i really cannot comment,,,,,,,but then just this,,,,,wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/great-fails-of-08.html
MMAF! too bad there isint any background tunes for this collection.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-racer-fails-to-ghost-ride.html
MMAF!!!!! really dude let the pros do it .

http://www.break.com/index/nice-dodge-and-rough-knockout.html
DUMB ASS!

http://www.break.com/index/use-the-force.html
if thats real then holy shit batman. excellent excellent excellent.

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-wear-metal.html
does this count for like fillings in ppls teeth too?

http://www.break.com/index/unbelievable-dice-stacking.html
reminds of the german kid on waten das tv show that stacked 12 four pice dice on the heads of nails.
pretty cool talent this dude has!

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-has-sweet-moves.html
well he did make the mascot look like chump change.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-crash-between-skiiers.html
vodka and skies really never mix well, check this crash out.

http://www.break.com/index/ups-man-throws-package.html
gotta make that UPS quota no? nice job db!

http://www.break.com/index/enter-the-kazoo-man.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great job dudes really!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/fire-breather-engulfed-by-own-flame.html
pretty sure he wont have to shave for a few months after that brilliant act.

http://www.break.com/index/scariest-hiking-trail-in-world.html
WOW!!!!!!!! check this out trail out. pretty sure its not in the USA but regardless this is something out of a video game.

http://www.break.com/index/10k-doorknob-prank.html
If that were me,, id punch the brother in the face, then hang em by his nads on the doorhandle, but thats just me yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-an-election.html
MMAF! wise ass.

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-to-faceplant.html
wonder if he got a neck brace and sewn jaw for christmas this year?

http://www.break.com/index/komodo-dragon-eats-pig.html
I hate these frigging things! makes ya wanna just duct tape its mouth shut for a few weeks ,,,oh sorry where was i again?

http://www.break.com/index/firework-blows-up-in-kids-face.html
and the aftermath is? WHAT? WHAT HAPPEND AFTER? WHAT?

http://www.break.com/index/too-much-eggnog-for-santa.html
Um yeah santa dented your hood. now go sue him and his elfs ok.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=431_1221326710
WOW,, imagine all that prime rib you can get from this bull!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=851_1230502006
who said cats and dogs cant get along was a moron.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3f_1230501576
really growing tired of these two asshole countries fighting like pussys.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=952_1230448787
at least he did the taxpayers a favor . sick prick.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=994_1172356135
ahhh dogs,, gotta love em even if they burn down your camp ground!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d4_1230506078
no comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e0_1230427185
talk about shitting pickels.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac2_1230478499
its gotta be that dammed vodka!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06a_1213004268
same as above,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6a_1230389616
why yes i suppose finding your three year old daughters body among the ruins and having her head fall off would make most mothers cry.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=689_1230462869
MMAF!!!!!!! avoid that cab company while in germany.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=869_1230466717
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1230423798
and then what happend?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=345_1230421098
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! ya gotta love the london police during wacked pull overs.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1230387302
more crap from the mideast fighting.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e01_1230385266
talk about a contact high,,, damn!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd2_1230400693
geeze,, even pedi cabs are now being messed with.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79a_1230502648
WOW!!!!!!!! i really feel sorry for all those,,,,?? it has to eat!!!
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!!!!!!!!

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Wells seems today ´´the spoiler´´ who had just gotten over a broken foot two weeks ago, took a faceplant due to me,, cain. As always I or murphy lay in fron of the balcony door when the sunshines and it was toasty. To toasty for ´´the spoiler´´ as they got up from a nap on the couch and went to open the balcony door. Well they were tired and not quite awake and i saw this and got up at the last min and ran. This cause ´´the spoiler´´ to misjudge thier stepping over me and of course the right and left side of the brain had a fight and you guessed it. Down they went. Butt first into red,, the very large dragon tree that ´´wasderface´´ had repotted last spring. Snapped it clean off. ´´wasderface´´ was napping on the couch and heard the commotion and was like ´´wtf are ya doing´´? all they saw was feet and legs and a ass inside a large flower pot. Finaly ´´the spoiler ´´ freed themselfs from red the now dead dragon tree and got up and went to the bathroom.
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Reds currently being looked after , whats left of him , He might grow back all 4 prongs the rest of his body was tossed outside on the balcony as it came apart if 4 pieces. Telling ya it would have made a wonderfull hulu skirt! Regardless,, red died to save ´´the spoiler´´ from any possible injury. God bless you RED!! Sniff,, you were my fav plant to chew on the ends too. Heres hoping reds remains inside the pot come back and we can regrow him!!
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Other then that,, xmas here was nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very nice. We got cat nip toys and bally things that make noises, which of course we must drag into the bedroom at 4:00 am to wake the humans. I think the diet my owners put me on is working, i dont pp so much and my back leg is ok and no more limping either. Getting old sucks,, as a cat after 40 years its all down hill. DAMMIT!
ok fine humans and pet lovers and owners of the world. Happy holidays to you all and may the new year bring many new endevours and much happy change too.
To the first responders that rescue ppl and pets,, mega thanks to the guys and gals , as heros you are !!!!!

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Take folks and have a HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!! and dont drink and drive or throw a large party where pets are around and fearfull of strangers either. We dont like the fireworks of some dummy letting us out when we know we werent supposed to let out. Remember to keep the drunks away from all pets and if need be, taze the asswipe who had to piss off your cat or dog :) !!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sunday, December 21, 2008


THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! Hiya folks and welcome back to our blog. Lotta crazy news going on out there. Most of it is corruption and how the little ppl in life have to sit in the middle and suck on it. Why heres a example,,,,http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/parole_1259555___article.html/alexander_computer.html

Well isint that just special. Seems NYS really is the rotten apple after all. Gov. paterson of ny introduced 88 new taxes that will go into effect for all new yorkers to pay. How about Gov. paterson give back that 21.000 $ Turkish hand made rug that was placed inside his office? Hes talking about NY folks cutting back and he goes out and buys what again?? Oh yeah iam sure that rug will help the poor and need now more then ever. And now None ny state nys. Obama goes out and hand picks a homophobe preacher to a part of his new cabinet. WTF? Thats nice for the gays folks, but during the months ppl were wary of obamas stance on homosexuality, most blogs kicked ppl off for even ??? obama or saying one bad thing about them. I know your reading this johnny, hope you enjoyed your hard loyal work for nothing :) ! Here is another case of gov screwing over the little ppl,,,check this shit out,,http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/with-economy-in-shambles-congress-gets-a-raise-2008-12-17.html ok thats it,, enjoy the rest of the blog.
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Numbers,,,,,,


12/21/2008
12/20/2008
12/19/2008
12/18/2008
12/17/2008
12/16/2008
12/15/2008
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!




http://www.break.com/index/all-i-want-for-christmas.html
NICE! there goes some money for your xmas toys dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Sleeping-at-the-Job-Found-cab-driver-sleeping-631870.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/THE-THREE-TENERS-631872.html
Now that was just to darn cute!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Studio-66-Investigates-Bigfoot-Part-1-631866.html
WTF??

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/German-shepherd-bites-air-631868.html
one of these days the dogs not going to find that shit funny anymore dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Humor01-631861.html
MMAF!!!!! love the dudes face.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Epic-faiil-631844.html
they say sea water is good for the nose,,,but not that much.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Boredom-631839.html
to bad the didint that to a cop hahhahahahahahaha

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Girl-Nutshot-Boyfriend-Prank-631828.html
wet dreams arent a guys best friend it seems!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/George-Clooney-commercial-spoof-631826.html
no iam sorry you must be mistaken.


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Segway-Style-Electric-Scooter-631388.html
I SMELL a lawsuit here folks,, copyright style!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/SLEDDING-OWNED-631381.html
yes compound fractures of the spine is all the rage nowadays?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Crashing-in-the-snow-631378.html
seems like everyone sucked that day going down that hill!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Drunk-Guy-631377.html
YEAH DUDE BUY YOUR OWN DAMN BEER!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Derek-s-MacBook-Pro-Unboxing-631357.html
enjoy your apple orgasm dude,, Ill stick to my packard bell easy note.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/You-re-F-n-Crazy-631358.html
maybe you were all fucking crazy going out to cover some bad snow storm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dirty-Pint-ends-badly-631342.html
now thats one daft bitch i wouldint invite to my house for a party. Amature!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Chicks-Play-Xbox-631328.html
I hope they now understand why they are called losers,,,no?

http://www.break.com/index/girl-talks-tough-on-webcam.html
how PROUD she must be of her redneck retarded ass?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/nerd-breaks-down-after-hearing-mambo-no-5-and-starts-to-join-in-631294.html
see? who can hate that song so much?


http://www.break.com/index/devastating-road-side-accident.html
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-surprised-by-huge-fireball.html
fake!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cop-sends-rudolph-flying.html
graphic cop car hits deer. ughhh.

http://www.break.com/index/persistence-doesnt-pay-off.html
if at first you dont,,,,,,oh hell dude give it up already!

http://www.break.com/index/turkeys-always-agree.html
and to think one of you watching this, ATE ONE OF EM!

http://www.break.com/index/skier-needs-work-on-his-landings.html
MMAF!!!!! great song for that ski accident.

http://www.break.com/index/sledding-ends-in-shattered-hip.html
dudes,, next time use a empty company parking lot. There are many closed ones global wise!

http://www.break.com/index/worker-suffers-scary-electrical-accident.html
think your job sucks? check again.

http://www.break.com/index/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.html
hows that back sprain working out for you dude?

http://www.break.com/index/christmas-tree-incineration.html
lets pray this xmas , this will not happen to anyone. I know its demo fire prevent but still folks,, take care.

http://www.break.com/index/playboy-chick-does-the-limbo1.html
yes dude your one annoying ass munch.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-goes-shopping-with-robber-mask.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! panty hose phobia?

http://www.break.com/index/fat-man-on-a-little-bike.html
i wont even bother to wonder nor comment.

http://www.break.com/index/microwaves-sing-jingle-bells1.html
Now thats pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/military-sparring-ends-with-knockout.html
yeah but the faggot ran away alot before he got lucky.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-kicks-flaming-basketball.html
Smart..............

http://www.break.com/index/students-slip-pipe-into-bikers-tire.html
bikeing fun?

http://www.break.com/index/driver-slams-biker-into-truck.html
?

http://www.break.com/index/parking-garage-sex-goes-bad.html
so hard you worked,, for one UMPPF alas it didint happen.

http://www.break.com/index/large-bomb-detonated-under-lake.html
must have been in some war torn country from years ago.
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The Xmas cat song,,,,,

12 pounds of belly fat
11 pounds of fur
10 cans of 9 lives
9 bags of meow mix
8 shredded couches
7 chewed up armrests
6 fur balls to step on
fiiiiiive big puke puddlessssss
4 butt sags on my pillow
3 paw trails on my car
2 claw holes in the carpet
and a load of stinkies in the litter box
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MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!! To all fine pet owners and lovers of the world. And mega thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, heros you guys and gals are. Hope all reading this has a fine week and remember the real reason behind christmas. And nope its not the latest version of the I phone either.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his family.

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