My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Saturday, June 30, 2007




















´´GOOD MORNING ,WORLD´´



( And all was well in the nest thereafter)!
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!


Before we blog tonight, let me just say this. What happend in Glasgow today will never ever bring down the ppl of the UK. Try as they might those cowards called terrorist, will not bring life to a screaching halt. If anything , you made the ppl more stronger and more determined to life life without being in fear. Its pretty much the same world wide. Attacks here or there, wont persuade anyone to step down and obey and terrorist groups wishes. So keep blowing yourself up by accident or in todays case, setting yourself on fire. It just shows the world, if anything, just what REAL MORONS ON TAPE look like.!

http://newsforums.bbc.co.uk/nol/thread.jspa?threadID=6686&&edition=2&ttl=20070701011037

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and with that,, please enjoy another eveing with the Kent eagles in washington state!
http://wdfw.wa.gov/wildwatch/eaglecam/kent.html


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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/geir-ludvig-kicked-in-the-head.html
this goalie should have been red carded!!! damn what a shot to the face.


http://www.break.com/index/awesome-laser-illusionist.html
AMAZING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=323469
Looks like silver back got a taste of his own medicine!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=323468
something tells me that wasint legal?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=323465
A&E big Oops!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=323462
´´How gay´´? EDDIOTS


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=323451
Massive cheap shot .


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=323429
this has to be fake,, drunk of the month contest? man this mans liver is the size of NY


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=415_1183206154
jr dipshit working the crowds. even his ad lib sucks.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=336_1183147388
glad the dog was ok. hope the moron liked the kick to the face too.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=321_1183242455
stealing cars will only get you killed.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=29c_1183028939
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he only won because the other guy was gagging from the poop in his pants.


http://www.break.com/index/body-armor-test-gone-wrong.html
think his aim is off? he went down hard and stayed down.


http://www.break.com/index/adam-corolla-hangs-up-on-ann-coulter.html
A oldie but still a goodie. bet she was chewing her teeth after :)


http://www.break.com/index/bar-fight-double-knock-out.html
Why some bars just plain suck to be in.


http://www.break.com/index/iphone-jacking-attempt-on-live-tv.html
was he really trying to grab the iphone???


http://www.break.com/index/car-blows-red-light-and-hits-biker.html
i cant believe this guy was still moving after the car hit his bike. holy shit!


http://www.break.com/index/gummi-bear-dropped-in-potassium-chlorate.html
just remember, you eat this stuff sometimes too.


http://www.break.com/index/john-stamos-drunk-down-under.html
Hmm,, he wasint sluring, but acted abit off. was it jet lag or the VODKA!


http://www.break.com/index/police-officer-rams-parked-cars.html
MOLLY OLSEN come on down, your the next police officer on the COPS ARENT RIGHT!!!


http://www.break.com/index/bike-tows-guy-on-skateboard.html
now that was bright wasint it? EDDIOT!


http://www.break.com/index/norwegian-kids-mess-with-bmw.html
fake, but funny.


http://www.break.com/index/paris-hilton-is-not-news2.html
I bet she wished they could cut to commerical .


http://www.break.com/index/dad-beats-up-kid-at-school.html
when clerical error means bad times at ridgemont high!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=04f_1183224081
That wasint part of the act right,,,,damn.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e31_1183213772
4 wheels two wheels some folks dont need to be on any of them.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=97f_1183205644
did he get to blow out the candles afterwards? or just inhale some DU.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a2_1183196218
the coot with the modified colt?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5f0_1183152276
my owners should post thier vid of plane landing in NY from Toronto Canada.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=968_1183026623
i swatted the screen after seeing and hearing this dude.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=934_1183245474
a wii laptop? isint the screen to small? and another question,, why?


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=88f_1183245027
MMAF!!!!!! the only thing you have to fear, is ,, fear of a alien chicken!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!
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aside from feeling rather mad at some ppl in the world, in regards to glasgow, things here are ok.
Folks here except something the same and yanno what? its not making anyone live in fear or cower in the corner of thier homes either. If anything, it made ppl more aware of the world of which we live in today. So if you know of some idiot that has a chip on thier shoulders and wants to get attention by any means?
Turn that loser in to the police. Do you reading this actually think those assclowns in glasgow were thinking about anything but themselfs?
Hell no. it was thier moment of 15 mins of fame. and now one moron is a crispy critter from his own doing. The other??? Ruck up my neighbors across the channel. We stand with you on this and will continue to support you as well.
WELL DONE UK , WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thats it here from eruope, on my side of the globe. Take great care folks and thanks for stopping on down and spending some time here.
Talk to ya come tomorow. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. HEROS, you gals and guys are .
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!
bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity

Friday, June 29, 2007


´´good morning bro´´
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´´morning dude´´
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´´sure is a nice sunrise this morning huh´´?
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´´yeah, makes me stop and think just how great mother nature can be yanno?´´
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´´yeppers, i hear ya on that one´´

´´looks like mom flew off . what time did she come in´´
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´´dunno dude, i was napping myself too.´´

´´whoa would ya look at the beam of light, i need some shades ´´
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´´dont think they make shades for eagles dude, its just not something any human has thought about,,,,,yet´´
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´´well they think of alot of things lately,´´
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´´true, they even thought to take us off the endangerd list too, so now its offical. yanno what that means right´´?

´´YOUR SHITING ME RIGHT?´´!!!!
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´´afraid not, seems we are doing well enough that folks in washington deemed it ok ´´
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´´but but but , what about the greedy developers that dont give a rats ass about our habitat´´?
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´´oh those clowns? ahh more then likely as soon as young eagles leave the nest, its thier cue to start clearing land and pretty much messing up the landscape, which in turn will make breeding eagles not even bother to come back to thier nests afterwards to in the spring to start another family´´
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´´Now thats just plain messed up´´!

´´isint there something we can do ´´?
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´´ well for the bright ppl out there that enjoy wildlife, they can make sure exsisting nests dont become delibertly disturbed by morons who care not about nature´´
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´´and the other option´´?
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´´pray that folks reading this tell other folks that just because we were taking off the endangerd list, does not mean folks can shoot at us for any reason and have our asses stuffed and mounted´´
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´´ppl would do that´´?
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´´dude,, we live in a anti shizzle world. Some folks be hating everything that stands in thier way of making fast money´´
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´´those folks suck balls yanno that right´´?
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´´um, not balls, but major ass to get thier way for the land developers to come in and mess things up for us ´´

´´mom and dad know about this´´?
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´´yeah, they arent none to thrilled with the news either´´
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´´here comes mom now!!´´

´´No more talk about endangerd list in the nest ok guys´´?

´´OOPS,, think shes mad now ?´´
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´´nah, probably scared for us and well our speices´´
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´´um did she bring any breakfast in, if so it must have hopped out´´
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´´nope , she flew in to check on us and ,,,,,,,

´´AHEM,, end the convo pronto little ones´´!!

´´looks like wasderface is going to work , over there´´
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´´yep´´
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´´whistles´´

´´so,, about those folks down there, yesterday i waited untill one of em came close to the nest and let out my best eagle scream to let em know , they arent wanted here´´
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´´dude thats nothing.! I waited untill one of em had to do some yard work and hopped over the other side of the nest to drop some white out, down below´´!
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´´OMG ya didint´´?!!
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´´Did´´!!!
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´´HAHAHAHAHHHAHA,, your really sick dude´´
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´´nah, just pissed at the humans in power who think they know everything´´
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´´well yeah but to do a white out on em,, that takes some nads´´!
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´´not to mention excellent aim as well´´!
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´´true dat´´

´´YAWN,,,,,,smack,, iam,,,bored.
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´´me too, guess its time to groom and preen for the cams´´
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´´yeah ya might wanna forget cam 3 it was out of service earlier´´
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´´ i ll remember that ´´

´´you hear about all the fuss being made over that stupid tramp paris´´?
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´´sadly yes,it was all over folks tvs and computors. having eagle eyes is cool but now when ya have to look at that thing´´!
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´´i know, i almost gagged up last nights dinner when larry king had the drama hag on ´´
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´´total ratings grabber crap if ya ask me´´

´´there are some in this country, that care not about anything important´´
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´´iam starting to see this new trend take flight´´
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´´oh yeah, whats that called´´?
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´´ complacment´´

´´´´Hi mom´´
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´´shes not there, she flew off again looking for more food´´
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´´aint she a peach?´´
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´´most deff bro´´

´´looks like its going to be a sunny day today here in kent´´
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´´since when are you the weather man´´?
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´´since ive noticed that blue means warm and grey means cold and rain´´
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´´pretty smart´´
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´´I try.´´

´´ya hear that, that song coming from that house over there´´?
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´´i hear it, Fm radio never ceases to appease my ears´´
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´´ok remember what we practiced last night,, and 1, 2 , 3 HIT IT PEARL´´

´´Think we could become the next american idol´´?
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´´dude we already are !!´´
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´´ and left,,,,,,1 2 3 4

´´think folks are wondering what song we are dancing to´´?
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´´more then likely yes,,´´
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´´wanna tell em´´?
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´´sure´´.

´´david bowies,, ´´this is not america´´
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´´dude wtf,, what radio are you hearing? iam shaking my tail feathers to the stones, cant get no satfisfaction´´
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´´ahh just go with it,, folks will still like it, we are after all here to mug it up and inform ppl of how eagles survive!´´

´´Ok nuff, iam beat. and you dance like linus from the peanuts´´!
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´´eat it´´
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´´ alright lets get back to keeping watch on the sky for mom or dad´´
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´´good idea, and BTW you dance like Ann Coulter on crystal meth´´!
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´´That bad´´?
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´´that bad dude´´!
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´´ remind me to never ever dance again in public´´
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´´ you have my word on it !!!!´´
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( and all was well in the nest after) link for eagles new status,,http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jun2007/2007-06-28-01.asp
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!



Hiya Folks and how are ya? Good iam glad to hear this. No news tonight. Iam sure you heard all about the terror plot in london, and other stories that really dont shed much light on the hope of mankind getting along with one another. So tonight its the eagles and then the war stats,, cant forget the troops doing the work of a few mad men , and then the Video madness . So enjoy and forget the world outside around ya !
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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-owned-by-garbage-can.html
Bumper Brothers?


http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-door-slams-into-crowd3.html
I wont ask how a helicopter can lose its doors and fall into a crowd.


http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-dancing7.html
not only those her dancing suck, check out whats on the floor behind her to the right. Real bright!!


http://www.break.com/index/roman-candle-battle.html
EDDIOTS!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/funny-monkey-trick.html
I hope the monkey was given the bananna afterwards.


http://www.break.com/index/lowes-truck-driver-busted-with-hooker2.html
NO COMMENT!


http://www.break.com/index/amazing-howard-stern-impersonator.html
this guys good as a howard stern impersonator!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/arkansas-police-brutality.html
I really think the cop went over the line when he grabbed the girl by the throat! ASSHOLE!!!


http://www.break.com/index/first-person-car-crash.html
A very bad german drift accident. EDDIOT!


http://www.break.com/index/new-japanese-baseball-pitch.html
Japanese baseball , pretty neat actually.


http://www.break.com/index/evolution-of-an-internet-sensation.html
MMAF!!!! love ´´the eye´´.



http://www.break.com/index/roommate-re-revenge-its-my-churn.html
KARMA!!!!!!!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321441
Ummm,,,,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321445
maybe he just really really hates squirels and wants revenge? otherwise, why build this.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321423
what country was this in again? why the chanting during a possible plane crash?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321427
that would deff be a great anti home invasion weapon.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321424
gnarly i guess for a science project for school?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321401
but why would he ?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321391
maybe the ear pulling got to be too much and they left in disgust?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321338
now thats really morons on tape!!!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321342
a rat with prince charles ears? ahh but its true, check it out!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321323
I think he might have to pay the owners some major money after this. ´´Oh,,fff shit´´!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321319
the cute appeal was just to much to not add this one.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321310
Now that really stupid on the goalies part .


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a06_1182946117
wonder if the cop that hit the other cop will face a driving ticket afterwards? now wasint to bright folks.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0b_1182860747
ok i watched this twice and what the police did WAS WRONG! funny how the police stood in front where the dash cam was focused on. Hate to say it ,,but ASSHOLES!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a0_1182843171
more police mishaps. why did the cop turn his back,, dammit!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d96_1182853775
still think china is a great place to live? watch this think again.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1182983922
well its about damn time too.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6bb_1182954920
that sick moron gets no sympathy from me what so ever!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!
not alot. seems the humans arent going to the states in september, think murphy already told ya about this. In a way iam glad, but sad for one of the humans here.As they really wanted to go and see someone,, one last time. But, when a someone says, no, then you just have to respect thier wishes yanno? Other news here, brings us some major ass kicking me and murphy did to a moth that flew into this place. It was pretty big, murphy pawed it in mid flight and i managed to stomp it down and from there,, well us being cats tore it apart. The humans werent impressed with the powder on our noses that some large moths have on thier wings.
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I think the word used by the humans, was ´´super´´! which here in germany means ´´swell´´ ! Either way iam sure they are glad but wont say it , cause if that large moth had lingerd inside here, one of the humans would have lost a nice wool sweater. So thats about all the excitement here for this eveing.
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Take care fine pet owners lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that resuce ppl and pets too.! HEROS you gals and guys are.
Talk to you come saterday, enjoy your friday eveing where ever this blog finds you.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007


Look, Another Tuesday! Glad iam here too!





Greetings folks and welcome to MVFTLB! Aside from the horrible weather here in Europe, I cant complain about much of anything. Theres alot of news out there for today, so lets get you up to speed and read all about it. Oh and you might wanna fill up on some soda and grab some snacks too before starting, lots of news it seems to read.

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News At A Glance,,,


http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,490795,00.html
Only in eruope would this mag cover be allowed in public. Great job guys, lowering to a new low.?


http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,490759,00.html
The russians still live in cold war mentality. check this story out about spies lies and red tape=bullshit.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,490860,00.html
a very touchy topic and iffy. Iam sure some will use this as religious right to preach crap too.


http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/26/giuliani-regent/
Kiss it goodbye Rudy. Now way now he will get the votes needed to ruin er run america.


http://www.dwd.de/de/WundK/Warnungen/index.htm
Think Condi watched field of dreams before taking questions? check out her comments made, unreal.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6239702.stm
Think ´´slip in the shower´´ soon with this message Hugo sent the whitehouse.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/26/britain.blair/index.html
a spanking new job for the poodle. Hmmm, how long before he blows this job based on false reports?


(tell me which style ya like the links in folks, its lab rat test of sorts)



http://www.nytimes.com/2007/06/26/business/worldbusiness/26tire.html?_r=1&th&emc=th&oref=slogin
More fine goods coming from china that are now testing negative for safety.


http://www.usatoday.com/travel/flights/2007-06-25-northwest-usat_N.htm
If possible, avoid this airline. what piss poor planning, and you the consumer, get stuck.


http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-06-25-lugar_N.htm
Sen. lugar cannot tell a lie, he calls iraq for what is is,


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6240312.stm
Cruise handed no cruising papers from Germany.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/6239918.stm
Only if Fitz is working this case, do i have much hope of the truth being found .


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6239734.stm
Afghanistan 90% contribution to the worlds drug market.


http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Rep._slammed_as_chickenshit_thief_for_0625.html
chicken shit thief? the bickering inside the hill.


http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,490751,00.html
Tony Blairs new mission if life, bring peace to the mideast. Ahem,,,,,,


http://alternet.org/story/52233/
Why do the poor always fight the wars?


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/25/AR2007062501599_pf.html
now its yrs for iraqi forces to be ready take over command, in the meantime,,,,,,


http://www.antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11191
,,,things like this happen daily daily now.


http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid959009704?bclid=979307711&bctid=1037208106
all talk about darfur yet this is life for these folks. And no one does anything to help.


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/26/asia/web.26diyala.php
The daily life of a grunt.
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-Tony snows numbers.....Tuesday: 9 Iraqis Killed, 3 Injured



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MORONS ON TAPE?!!!


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-comment-on-a-video.html
For the morons that leave nasty comments on video sights, this one is for them!


http://www.break.com/index/cheerleader-flying-tackle.html
that wasint supposed to happen like that. ouchie.


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-build-a-dart-gun.html
after building that, i wonder if he plasters his walls yearly?


http://www.break.com/index/runaway-truck-takes-out-city-block.html
close call for many!


http://www.break.com/index/kids-jump-ramp-with-car.html
weeeeeeeeee plop,,


http://www.break.com/index/the-fish-hunters.html
I think they fish hit them more then they could hit the fish. MMAF!!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=320030
duel drumming !!



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319908
Didint thier parents tell em to look both ways before crossing the road?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=320025
another vent incident?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319892
extreamly GROSS! and the crowd is right, this guys a asshole


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319897
wouldint a calculator be faster and less noisy as well?


http://www.break.com/index/japanese_bike_crash.html
not the photo finish one dreams about huh?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=320002
watch out chuck norris, these guys are bad


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319877
something tells me this chap wont be alive for much longer,,,sad.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319986
This guy is awesome. a water powerd engine? tiss true folks.


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319873
trick shots with the b ball!


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319977
um really NO COMMENT ,,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319974
looks like ,,,,,,,,not much fun. so much for taking the kids to a ball game anymore.



http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=319965
MMAF!!!! pretty good job guys.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bdf_1182780654
what cnn or fox or any other news outlette cant show you!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=15d_1182766490
Really wouldint want to piss her off.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=836_1182808232
americas scumbag of the moment. after a while he will drift off the main page.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e40_1181940619
this has to be fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d96_1182789435
no comment.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=376_1182791384
more promises from the goverment, yet,, nothing for the troops.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8aa_1182805595
MMAF!!!!! OMG its just baby poop dudes!!! what wuss´s.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa8_1182803788
gotta admitt, hes pretty darn good!!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=571_1182806650
Now that was breath taking , great job folks !!!


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/1706624
think she really LIKES music? !!!!!


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/627546
GET IT BOOMER GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.myvideo.de/watch/408098
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK ever one saw full metal jacket and Sarge hartman right? Imagine a voice board, call someone but then translate it into german. If you understand german you will be laughing bigtime. Listen to the guy on the phone yelling at the top of his lungs!! PRICELESS!!!!!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.!


Looks like my owners arent going to go to the states after all come this september. Between the red tape bullshit thats now being offerd out by HLS via the US , and other factors involved, they decided to just not travel and probably go to the states next yr, when the passport /visa waviers are figured out globaly, and things are more calm . So, that means no kitty knock out pills for us and having to be put at a cat kennel for two weeks or more.



They might take a mini trip in september and visit holland again. They think its safe to leave us cats alone at home for 2 days . FOOLS!!!!!!!!! If they do this, they might be surprised at the amount of damage i can accomplish in that amount of time. Why the possiblitys are endless. All those plants to chew on and tip over or off . And let us not forget cain ! Two days with no humans telling me to leave him alone? Priceless really. Puck boy needs to lose weight anyways, so i figure, by me chasing em all over the place and keeping em in hiding too, its less time for cain to strap on the ole feed bag and eat all day.


Anyways, thats it from my side of the globe. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog,, or not. Talk to you folks come again tomorow. Till then, have a nice tuesday eveing and make sure to let the cat in before going to bed. Danke.


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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,Cave ab homine unius libri - Beware of anyone who has just one book. (Latin Epigram).



CIAO!!!!


MvB.