My View From The Litter Box!

´´sure is a long way down huh´´?
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´´yeah, kinda wondering what its going to be like when i take my first solo flight´´
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´´Knowing your skills,youll probably end up crashing into those bushes down below´´
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´´thanks for the support bud´´
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´´anytime my man anytime´´

´´what time did mom and dad leave´´?
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´´around 5 something i think, i was kinda still alseep´´
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´´hope they get back soon, iam starving bigtime´´
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´´your azz is always hungry dude, maybe if you chewed your food you wouldint be so hungry 24/7´´
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´´tried that and didint like it´´

´´windy out this morning, back of your head looks like a toilet brush´´
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´´yeah well yours looks the same only one thats been used´´
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´´pecker´´
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´´whatever´´.

´´think the ppl in those houses are awake´´?
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´´yeah i saw one of em use the toilet already, man i love my eagle eyes´´
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´´true, lastnight i saw one of those folks in that house over there walk nakey around the place, it hurt my eyes dude really´´
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´´yeah i guess some humans really should keep thier clothes on no doubt´´

´´think those folks are leaving for work´´
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´´or ran out of milk and are heading to the quickie mart´´
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´´man,, wish mom and dad would come back here soon, talking of milk and quickie marts make me think of food´´
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´´i wouldint eat half the crap they sell from quickie marts dude, that shit will kill ya in the long run´´
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´´true, i think a fresh trout from the lake beats any little debbie snack cakes´´!

´´maybe ill get lucky and find another bug to chow down on´´
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´´haha, doubtfull.´´
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´´well while you doubt ill still look for one and i aint sharing it either´´

´´oh now your looking ? thought it was doubtfull´´?
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´´when you get to my age , ya take no chances yanno?´´
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´´dude your two days older then me´´
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´´exactualy´´!

´´see anything´´?
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´´looks like a large ant, gulp,, yep, its a ant alright´´
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´´bastid! that was mine´´
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´´was, being the operative word here yes´´

´´ahhhh think ill lay back down and avoid the winds now that i had a snack´´
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´´i know ill find one too,, give me time , ya cant always be so lucky´´
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´´happy searching´´!
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´´azz´´!

´´well? did ya find anything yet?´´
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´´shhhhhhhh iam stalking something´´
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´´GET IT´´!

´´Yo, dude , dont fall out of the damn tree!!! a bug isint worth your life´´
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´´relax, only way iam leaving this nest is if you push me or i fly from it´´
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´´Now theres a idea i didint ponder yet ´´!
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´´you aint right in the head man,, really.´´

´´maybe if i make some noises mom and dad will come back sooner with our breakfast´´
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´´knock yourself out dude if you think it will help your situation´´
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´´anything beats this convo right about now´´!
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´´ eat it ´´!

´´pretty sure jumping up and down isint going to make mom or dad come back sooner´´
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´´ahhh its great to streatch these works, you should try it´´
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´´already did when you were still napping´´
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´´oh´´
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´´umm hmmm´´

´´move over bud, iam coming in next to ya, mind if we leach body heat from one another´´
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´´As if i had a choice in this matter,, sure slide in, but keep your wings off me´´
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´´only if you promise to stop snoring´´
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´´ like i snore pleaseeeeeeee´´
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´´dude your snore sounds like a detriot diesel coming down the tracks´´

´´iam hungry!´´
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´´If you say that one more time i will peck your head´´
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´´ like i said,, once a pecker head alway a pecker head´´
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´´Shut up and go to sleep,, and if ya want you snuggle closer´´
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´´cold´´´?
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´´yes´´
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´´me too, ok better, i wake ya when mom and dad come back´´
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´´thanks bro´´
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´´Zzzzzzzzzzz´´
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´´sighhhhhhh lazy coconut´´
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( and all was well in the nest thereafter!)

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! from stormy germany.

Hiya folks and welcome back to another MVFTLB weekend style. Lots of news out there today. From here the news is thunderstorms and some very bad blitz shows. I cant remember the last time i saw clear blue skies here :( But enough of my gripes, lets check whats going on in the world today.

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http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/story?id=3281714&page=1
from crtitcal flaw to partial power, either way this ISS has lots of ppl talking and blaming too.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6757329.stm
Let the surge begin. So now its officialy on they say. ok but what about,,,,,,,Never mind!

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,488875,00.html
slave workers charges against a policeman!! seems everyones out to cash in.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,488843,00.html
when the military and the goverment start fighting, its not a very good sign for the politcal process.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/0,1518,488766,00.html
did you ever thought you would see the day where the USA and Israel would support fatah?

http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sunherald.com%2F218%2Fv-print%2Fstory%2F77475.html
pretty sad when a US city has to turn to other countries for money aid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/15/savage-cspan/
c-span had some troubles it seems. love the memo in this one. but what do we expcet?

http://alternet.org/audits/54184/
The NAU explained fully.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq_fighter_crash
the air force loses a f-16 in Iraq. no word on the pilot. Great for moral .

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/us_iraq
Gen. Pace wont quit the race. What to do now Bush?

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article2659712.ece
How the Gaza crisis affects us all.

http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/15/america/visa.php
if the new congress passes this, then stick the usa up thier ass! and iam sure the tourist bizz folks will be happy as well.

http://www.knbc.com/news/13511662/detail.html?dl=mainclick
another nut case on the lose with a gun. this makes how many sniper stories now? 2?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_us/slaughtered_dolphins
only scumbags can do something like this. Turn the sick bastid in if you have any information!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070615/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/colombia_gay_rights
the only latin american country too give gays the same rights as the straights.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/06/15/florida.missing.woman/index.html
ATTENTION USA readers,, have you seen this woman?

http://alternet.org/blogs/video/#54246
a asshole speaks, and they recorded it !

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/LAW/06/14/kkk.coldcase.convicted.ap/index.html
no matter how long ago it was, these dirtbags are brought to trial and convicted!
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-Tony snow and his numbers---Friday: 4 GIs, 38 Iraqis Killed; 9 Iraqis Wounded

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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-cigarette-preferred-by-doctors.html

hard to believe but its true!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-crash-your-buddies-computer.html

if you really hate your co-workers, this ones for you i suppose!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312838
cool clip, bad days.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312780
MMAF!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312761
for ghost hunters out there, here you go. No i didint watch it either!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=312754
pretty sure this will be banned now on all commerical flights.EDDIOT!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=577_1181895928
next time close the sun roofs dude.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e3_1181895583
i would have taken the other route but,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6f0_1181865088
a new belt might help.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=153_1181821412
i could only watch half of it before i got creeped out.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a17_1181898802
time warp, great band.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1181896074
pot bust. now thats a large stash .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=124_1181897651
this mans a hero for stepping forward.Id give the other dude 25 yrs to life.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=481_1181437041
Things running smoothly over in iraq it seems.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b3_1181893541
a soliders menu.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!!

Hit this link here and find out why blogging was impossible lastnight.

really bad thunderstorms swept across germany and well, my owners thought it wasint safe to use the putes with a blitz storm going on all around. it finaly stopped tonight and for that iam glad, so heres the link, http://www.dwd.de/de/WundK/Warnungen/index.htm remember my owners are in the blue called Düsseldorf! Tonight its blue finaly !! About time too. So other then that , nothing new here. Just wishing tomorow is the first day all week where i can see some blue skies and not have to run upstairs from the icky weather and hide.

Thats it from my end of the globe here. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too. Heros you guys and gals are!!!

Talk to ya come again tomorow. Hope you enjoyed yourself here. Till then have a nice friday eveing where ever this blog may find you.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brining you the weekend edition for the love of sanity .