My View From The Litter Box!

´´yo dude we are live on the air and the only thing you can give the ppl is a nap shot´´?

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´´´´somehow i dont think the peeps watching this expect a dog and pony show´´

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´´oh kinda of what the whitehouse press conferances are like , right´´?

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´´exactually dude´´

´´what are ya doing ´´?

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´´ Turning around to make sure my mug gets in this cam for folks to see. gotta work the cute factor in so long as we stay in this nest. It works, but only if your not some moron like paris hilton yanno?´´

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´´ahh i get it now. stay out of trouble but make millions wonder and gossip about you as to what your next worthless event in life will be !´´

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´´Well dude,, since we are very young eagles, i dont think folks think of us as worthless. actually the goverment protects us , to make some idiot wont shoot us for fun or stuff along those lines´´

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´´is that the same for paris hilton too´´?

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´´what,, getting shot at or being protected by the goverment´´?

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´´Both´´?

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´´yeah id say thats true,, but we are better looking then that bimbo yanno´´?

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´´true dat bro , true dat´´!

´´Ya see mom or dad any where while your tempting fate and hanging off the end of the nest´´?

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´´Na, no sign of em. I think its that time where we are supposed to hop around the nest and test out our wings and stuff. make sure we can fly one day soon´´

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´´man,, i hate tests, it really shriveles my snizzle for sure. I mean we beat the odds already by being born yanno? now another test? ´´

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´´tiss the life of the american icon dude.´´

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´´wait,, dont germany have a eagel too for its signiture bird´´?

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´´um think so but there they are called altlers, but yeah a eagle, why´´?

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´´just wondering is all. ´´

´´let me get up and hit the bird cam. give the folks what they want, at least they could have installed a treat machine yanno´´?

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´´afraid it dont work that way. Morning noon and night, folks look at us and see how far we are developing´´

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´´think the whitehouse has a cam inside the oval office to how far the chimp is developing´´?

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´´hhahahahahahaa,, NO! its a matter of national security dude, no cam for chimps in office´´

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´´bummer, id pay to see that shizt too yanno´´?

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´´oh i hear ya dude, think lot of folks would pay too´´!

´´Iam ready for my close up now´´

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´´love your beak dude. really you could go out and redo a few movies from the golden area´´

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´´really? like which movies´´?

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´´um,,,,,,,looking at you id say,,,,,,,,karen black in ´´burnt offerings´´?

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´´dude you really aint right in that head of yours yanno that right´´?

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´´hhahahahaahahahahhaa´´

´´I think this my better side actually´´

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´´well i wont burst your bubble there so enjoy your dillusions ok´´?

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´´azz´´!

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´´dear ppl seeing me, iam about to start out my young life as a eagle.

this may include probably chasing down your chickens or maybe hitting your pond thats ripe full of fish. either way, dont hate us because we are clever , fast and intelligent. be proud we werent out sourced to another country ok´´?

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´´dude,, theres some bugs over here,, hurry it up befour i eat em all´´

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´´ Iam there faster then paris at a court hearing´´!

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´´whoa,, that was fast dude´´!

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´´for shizzle my beakizzle!!´´

´´think i see one over there , ill go high , you go short ok´´?

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´´deal´´

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´´um dude,, your not moving,, your busy eating your share from the nest AGAIN!´´

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´´LOOK when you get to be my age,, ya take no chances yanno? ´´

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´´dude Iam older then you, ´´

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´´exactually´´´!!!

´´looks like a grey green grasshopper, what do ya think´´?

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´´dunno,, iam looking at those folks over there at that house!´´

´´OH MY EYES PUT THE CLOTHES BACK ON´´!

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´´Guess having eagle eyes isint whats its cracked up to be huh´´´?

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´´man, that was theeeeeeeeee worst,, talk about the fight for gravity´´

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hhahahhahaa,, your ill dude really´´

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´´yeah and , whats your point ´´?

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´´nothing ´´

´´ OK folks,, now tell me,,whos the better looking one here´´?

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´´yo man,, your mugging for the cam? thought ya said that was worthless unless your some bimbo´´?

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´´ive since then adapted and changed my mind. Folks need to see me too yanno´´?

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´´Uhhmm Hmmmmm´´

´´so NOW your taking a nap? dude its like afternoon here,, sunny partly and warm´´

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´´iam beat, this sudden new celeb status, remind me to hire a new PR Person.´´

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´´now thats really getting full of ones self´´!

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´´chit happens´´!

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´´Guess so´´

´´ISINT THIS HOT´´?!!
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´´´dude,, if you say that one more time, thats it, i fly and hop my out of here and find another roost to lay in.´´!

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´´hahahahahhaha, just messing with ya dude´´!

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´´GOOD´´! had me worried for a few.´´

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´´later my man,, sweet sweat dreams with the sun out there´´

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´´you too dude,, and DONT FLUFF on my either´´

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´´it never crossed my mind (snickers)´´

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´´like i said,, you just aint right in the head,, and sweet dreams too bro´´

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( and all was well in the nest thereafter!!!)

THE WEEKEND EDITION!

HIYA folks and how are you doing? Good iam glad to hear this. another slow day here in germany. the humans left around 12 and came back home at about 5 pm. That left murphy and me with too much time on our hands. Needles to say, we kinda raised some ruckas and well, the edvidence was found via a tipped 4 ft dragon tree here that i sometimes hide behind. The humans werent too thrilled but at least we didint break the pot or kill the damn thing.

News out there so here it is at a glance,,,,,,