HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!

from the crew at my view from the litter box.

muprhy and cain.

THE MONDAY EDITION!
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Hiya folks and sorry about not having the weekend edition. Things here are alittle topsy turvy with the humans and whatnot. Anyways, the above photo will be my halloween costume! The humans call it, Count Puckula, hence my teeth that stick out . So lets do this monday blog and see whats going on news wise.
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The news at a glance,,,,
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http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Fake_FEMA_news_conference_director_gets_1028.html
good! what type of message would it have said if this assclown gets a promotion for faking goverment press conferances?

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Obama_would_snub_VP_offer_from_1029.html
Dont worry Obama, with your anti gay crusade you are on , you wont even make it to the nomination, let alone be asked for the vp slot.

http://alternet.org/story/66425/
run rummy run run run run run.! What a piece of shit this man is. If he was so sure he was not guilty, why have his ppl play grab and hide? Heres hoping hes somewhere in the remote mts of translyvania, in a van down by the river!

http://alternet.org/waroniraq/66160/
search and avoid missions in iraq? So says this man. And, who can really blame them if its true?

http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article3106916.ece
Just how does a goverment overlook 15 million ppl and not count them in as a race ?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,514097,00.html
the only thing we have to fear ,is fear itself. Can someone tell that to these presidental canidates? because thats the ticket they are running on, your fears!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7068239.stm
UN and EU agree, this isint the way to conduct crackdowns in gaza. Any comment on what the US thinks?

Yahoo news headlines,,
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U.S. promised Blackwater immunity in deadly Sept. shootings• Turkey's Kurds fear loss of rights amid war drums
Tensions• U.S. welcomes Egypt's plan to build nuclear power plants• Clinton seen as unifying theme of presidential election
'08 race• Former FEMA spokesman loses job offer after fake news briefing• Researchers to sell naming rights to new species of butterfly
World News via yahoo.

Caribbean storm kills at least 20• Olmert discloses he has prostate cancer• China arrests 774 in product crackdown• Egypt to build nuclear plants• Landless poor protest in Indian capital• Greek asylum practices criticized• Suicide bombing kills 29 in Baqouba
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The blood count in iraq,,week ending. Thursday: 64 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded,,,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11818,,,,,33 Iraqis Killed, 26 Wounded,,,,Sunday: 28 Iraqis Killed, 56 Wounded,,,,Monday: 49 Iraqis Killed, 44 Wounded,
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VIDEO MADDNESS!?!?!?!





http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388993
um then i hope you like em when they come back missing limbs and parts of thier skull and face and other body parts, otherwise this video is BULLSHIT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388997
now thats some serious shit!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388968
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe they make these games anymore , great commentary too!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388994
maze game fun , added bonus your friend carries a gun! wtf??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388963
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man oh man,, no comment really,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388988
um someone missed thier meds ya think?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388987
um that was rather wussy of the dude to sucker punch a woman in the face. I mean unless she had uzi and it somehow was on safety yanno?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388979
enjoy the liver and lungs,, dude. for now your at the top of the tottem pole soon you be will wheezing at the bottom .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388959
didint we do that been there in the late 1980s and early 90s?






http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389030
OH MAN!!!!!!!!! this is worst piece of shit video ive seen in years! the redneck dickhead project?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389013
yanno when she retires id love to see her do bus tours around large citys in a super chagred up bus!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389029
yes,, i always jump over things sailing away and never hit my break when its needed!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389019
how quaint, a SNL halloween party,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389028
looks like tony hawks wanna be probably barfed from the pain he sufferd, yo dudes,, wear a damn helmet already!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389028
ok i never understood the point behind this. Some say pour bleach on the cement befour and get a better smoke tire reaction. In the meantime your breathe in all that rubber oil toxins and fuck up your car in the long run. I knew a dude that a had dodge charger, blue metalic with black roof, that baby ran great as stock but they sure as hell didint abuse it like these morons do. Sadly the charger was t-boned by a relative (of all the luck) at a intersection. Nuff with the tire smoking, thats so ´´my first mini bike shit´´!






http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-halo-3-kill-ever.html
Lucky halo 3 kill shot! that was one mother of em all lucky shot too!

http://www.break.com/index/remote-control-soccer-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this dude is one slick sick bastard! i like em already !!

http://www.break.com/index/dry-ice-water-cooler-explosion.html
isint that one chick in the light blue the same one that swallowed a dole?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389060
and remember folks, 20copters were grounded to some law saying a fire spotter had to be on board each of them too. thats 20 water carrying birds that couldint help untill a few days later.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389063
looks like a few neighbors i know HA! ahem,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389050
id really hate to be this mans roomate. like dude, throw a robe on or something. and take the sock out of your thong too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389054
shit and i paid over 30 bucks for something like those jeans!!! MF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389051
make sure you study hard and avoid any blue collar jobs there son. Seem your back wont allow you to be a bag boy at the local A&P come the age of 30. EDDIOT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389039
when the dog starts eating granola bars from the cat box or the cat simply decides to piss all over your things, then maybe it might dawn on you to have gotten a dog as a puppy and the cat as a kitten. Enjoy your morning suprises where ever your feet land ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389037
Apple bees delivers? MMAF!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389040
sugar and spice and everything nice! How come little kids know where to kick thier dads?






http://www.break.com/index/excited-pug-ruins-kodak-moment.html
so a puppy pissed on his face , his reaction? throw the dog down and make it cry. What a worthless scumbag this dog owner is!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/new-york-cabbie-fights-non-paying-customer.html
YOU PAY NOW or i attack with bat.....

http://www.break.com/index/no-sympathy-from-phone-company.html
why AT&T sucks! even thru disasters they still want thier money regardless.

http://www.break.com/index/we-didnt-start-the-viral.html
a few of the finer videos out there on the net tuned up with billy joels we didint start the fire.

http://www.break.com/index/cat-confused-by-scratching.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this cat is frigging funny as hell. love the facial expressions it makes.

http://www.break.com/index/saying-goodbye-after-a-dinner-party.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! something like this probably did happen once,,,only once.

http://www.break.com/index/saying-goodbye-after-a-dinner-party.html
MMAF!!! differant but funny,, wild turkey will live on in infamy.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-card-trick-revealed.html
for the doubting thomas out there,, here is the card trick explained in full. HAPPY NOW?

http://www.break.com/index/cmu-dean-hits-students-camera.html
um slapping a camera out of a students hand unless it was to be used as weapon or tape something pornographic isint cool for dean of a college. oh and dont forget you have 5 days to respond too lady! MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-great-banana-challenge.html
Hes in love with her now after the dole swallowing contest. Hope the future mother in law isint break .com fan




http://www.break.com/index/blame-halo-3.html
sadly iam sure there have been things like this occuring over halo 3 ,,2 and 1.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-drum-tenor-solo2.html
excellent drumming!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-girls-kissing-wipe-out.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/rookie-fire-fighter-lets-ladder-slip.html
i think hes probably on kitchen detail since that foul up!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-smashed-from-tree.html
i think the rewind and ff was abit to much at the end of this clip.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-flight-attendant-routine.html
MMAF!!! i like this pilot!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!
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nothing really. humans are bummed out due to a death of great friend. Sucks, cause they dont smile as much as they used to and just mostly fall alseep in front of the tv . Ive noticed that the paper towel rolls pile has been taken off the couch finaly. Lot of nose blowing etc. Other then that, folks here are getting ready for halloween come this wednesday! Just a reminder for folks that have black cats that are let outdoors, ya might wanna keep em in on halloween. Some ppl in this world are twisted enough to steal the cat or do something horrible to it.
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Ok thats it from here, hope ya folks had a swell time . Take care pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are!!!
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Have a good week and check back on wednesday for murph!

REGARDS,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you some form of an edition for the love of sanity.

HUMP DAY!!! ( to be used for the description of wednesday, not something else)

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I guess the song , it never rains in southern california, rings true! Man , i feel for those ppl who lost their lifes , homes and are at the mercy of the goverment. Lets hope this wont become another katrina like situation. No news tonight, its just the same shit of politicians making fake promises and flying over disaster areas etc. But i will do the iraq war count.

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Tony Snows departing numbers in Iraq,Monday: 69 Iraqis Killed, 73 Wounded,,,,Tuesday: 2 GIs, 60 Iraqis Killed, 42 Wounded ,,,,,Wednesday: 25 Iraqis, 34 Kurdish Rebels Killed, 32 Iraqis Wounded,,,




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NUMBNUTS ON THE NET!




http://www.break.com/index/morning-show-mooning-revisited.html
i really feel sorry for the window cleaners at that tv station.

http://www.break.com/index/docks-make-bad-bike-ramps.html
he almost made it,, maybe one more can of beer would have helped?

http://www.break.com/index/bunch-of-mascots-beat-up-two-guys.html
very strange to see masscots beating the shit out of ppl,,wonder what sparked that ?

http://www.break.com/index/the_worlds_best_card_trick.html
pretty cool card trick. i watched it a few times and i dont see where he slips in the blue card.

http://www.break.com/index/insane-1700-watt-car-stereo.html
to me that sounded like crap, but then again who installs a nice stereo into ford stationwagon?

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-runs-into-ambulance-fleeing-police.html
drunk and stupid!

http://www.break.com/index/little-sister-scared-then-tripped.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! nice brother she has,,,

http://www.break.com/index/elaborately-rigged-prank-on-co-worker.html
why did the dude bust the other dudes balls, literlay? so co-worker dislike or something?

http://www.break.com/index/bud-light.html
dude,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/injured-kitty-wont-give-up.html
i would like to hope a human being isint responsible for the injuries this kitten sufferd.If so, that person should be shot! I hope his new owners get him a handichair for pets with back leg problems cause hes super fast now!

http://www.break.com/index/spotter-drops-weight-on-dude.html
omg,, id say its time for a new trainer!!!

http://www.break.com/index/moron-lets-car-roll-away-at-pump.html
oh id say this dude has shit for brains! MMAF!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/marie-osmond-passes-out.html
maybe if her partner wouldint have had his arms around her chest after dancing,, DUH!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-play-nut-ball.html
never understood why some guys enjoy another guy smashing his nuts and then ha ha ha over it.

http://www.break.com/index/girl-with-a-record-breaking-talent.html
ooh id say shes a seasoned pro alright!!!

http://www.break.com/index/the-incredible-flying-frog-paratrooper.html
gee guys maybe next time you can borrow the neighbors kid and do the same? EEDIOT!!

http://www.break.com/index/wheelchair-sledding-looks-fun.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! why didint he use the brakes? same outcome if he did.

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-ball-to-the-face.html
OUCH! i be he saw a few stars after that one. Hope the little dude is ok after.

http://www.break.com/index/serbian-basketball-player-doesnt-like-to-lose.html
chances are hes suspended now after the comment about a kid daughter and his intentions SICKO!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-attempts-to-cross-track-during-race.html
not a bright move because someone ran out of popcorn and soda! how duh can some kids get?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387894
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet alot of ppl were expecting something else.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387895
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387887
not to bright there chippy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387870
somehow the idea of blowing the speakers on my sony erricson cybershot is worth this noise for halloween.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387863
oldie but a goodie!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387865
FAKE!! the spoon moved,,,but good attempt at getting morons to play chemist with soda.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387864
hmm, it didint work for me,but who knows,, still for fun, go out there and play with ppls webpages.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387858
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ahh those parents will pay some day iam sure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387847
it could have something more gross then cold beans he dumped into his snoring mouth,,,,alot worse.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387846
well he did wear a helmet but next time how about some shoulder pads too for good measure hmmm?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387833
facing possible infection or nerve damage wonder boys only concern was a paper towel in case he bleeds on Big A´s carpet!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387808
happy birthday dude,,,,now go change that shirt.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387812
now why would skinner here be making this video? god i hate to even think of a reason,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387806
MMAF!!!!!! sick funny greeting card sight.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387804
someone wanted to play rambo and failed badly too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387762
nice to know that,, skip Mcfries next time folks,, ugh.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387753
regardless of who , love is a powerfull thing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387760
pretty sure a bandaid will help with the lose of skin and bruises too. EDDIOT!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387756
heck dude its nice that you did all that work but i went out and brought mine for 12 dollar!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387743
i think these ppl are just former drug users that want a differant sort of high, UGH!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387741
um,,,,wt,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387721
dammit dude,, ya should have left the camera running!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387713
ok then,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387697
looked more a street fight then so called bull fighting. Gee lets have 9 men jump on a bull and stab if with daggers! how,,,non sport like.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387698
more cysts and whatnot, i still say soap is cheap, water is free, if you cant wash your ass,stay away from me. Dude really do you ever wash your back?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=387667
um dude,, why did ya use your double bass pedal for this guys fetish? wayyyyyy messed up.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e1e_1193245481
condie ? why didint you summon the dark forces and erradicate her?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6a2_1193173458
iam pretty sure the iranians police picked these guys up and they are waking up dead right about now!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=565_1193145154
for some tunnels are thee place for sex and to take a leak too!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=77a_1192736100
spuds runs from a kitty? MMFA!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=627_1193237717
good docu and still the shit goes on in burma.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9b3_1193219969
someones going to have say hello to someones little friend after this raid!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f93_1193267310
great dog,, !!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5ac_1193264511
this bitch is sick!!! toss her ass in jail for life. She killed her own child and deprived the father from getting to know his daughter.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=199_1193263944
No comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b7_1193262478
figures,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=479_1193156365
future moron making more morons? or just being stuck with bad parents?

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.
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Well it seems the humans lost another person to death. This time a long time friend whos memory shall live on. Jon was a cool person and my owners are at a lost as to how a 44 yr old man can suffer a heart attack in his sleep.
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As this happend recently my owners are working on putting up some pics on this blog to celebrate jon ´´jacks ´´life . Lemme put it this way, this guy was the one person the humans here could talk to and trust 100% . Now thats a hard thing to find nowadays.
Where ever jon may be, know this, cause iam here all day and see the humans alone , they are missing you bigtime and so is your best friend for 30 yrs as well.
Just know that the humans are there for boden and will make sure things go ok.
The spoiler and wasderface promised you this one night back in nys. And they have so far kept thier word.
Nighters JKN!! and know you are loved and missed bigtime here.
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K other then that, and its quite alot, things here are ok. abit sad this household is but none the less, the humans are getting ready to do some work on the balcony this fall season. Oh and wasderface managed to save the orange tree seedling and its two twins and iam proud to report all 3 are thriving after thier repotting! It should be ok so long as cain keep s his teeth off of it!
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Ok folks thats my blog for tonight. Thanks for stopping on down or not ! Hope you enjoyed youself here. I might be on tomorow night,, if not, look for cains weekend edition. Take care folks, enjoy life and remember, to let the cat in before going to bed. Danke!!
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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,Dum inter homines sumus, colamus humanitatem - As long as we are among humans, let us be humane. (Seneca).

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CIAO!!!!

MvB!

THE SUNDAY EDITION!!!
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Hey hey what can i say? I forgot to blog yesterday. Hiya folks and welcome back again. No news, its just damn,,,non news unless you really try to find real news not related to any $ sponsor yanno? So,, enjoy it while it lasts,, the lack of news. But in honor of the fallen on both sides,, i will do the numbers.
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The Blood Count In Iraq week ending,



Sunday: 77 Iraqis Killed, 83 Wounded


Saturday: 24 Iraqis Killed, 32 Wounded

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11784
friday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11775
thursday


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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/swing-set-cant-take-it-anymore2.html
sorry but MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dick-doodles-part-2.html
get your mind out of the gutters!

http://www.break.com/index/invisible-rope-prank-part-II.html
the power of suggestion,,,

http://www.break.com/index/backflip-snaps-kids-arm-in-two.html
maybe he was cooka for cocapuffs?

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-flips-maserati.html
I smell a pink slip coming someones way,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bill-maher-ejects-911-truth-losers2.html
wow, getting kicked from bill mahers show, how radical.

http://www.break.com/index/couple-guys-flip-over-their-artic-cat.html
id be more worried about the owners of that then if my beer spilled.

http://www.break.com/index/mask-in-cabinet-terrifies-girl.html
the double weight twins are at it again,,,,notice when they stomp the camera shakes?

http://www.break.com/index/things-go-from-bad-to-worse.html
thats a type of house you only Visit,, but never want to live there!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-new-invention-the-back-up.html
makes a great stocking stuffer this holiday season!!

http://www.break.com/index/philly-anchor-makes-explicit-mistake.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-flips-out-in-coffee-shop.html
yes your going to jail but first perhaps the mental ward .

http://www.break.com/index/humongous-road-side-bomb.html
winning the hearts and minds,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-dude-pounded-by-bull.html
um, did this dude survive? if so hes one lucky sob!




http://www.break.com/index/achmed-the-terrorist.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one made me cry laughter

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-cleans-automatic-doors.html
OMG,, some ppl cant be that stupid,,,or can they?

http://www.break.com/index/model-falls-through-runway.html
remember when your parents told you to look where your walking?

http://www.break.com/index/horny-dog-relentlessly-humps-kid.html
poor dog,, if he is gay chances are his owner will kill em.

http://www.break.com/index/cement-bag-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil yet clever bastards.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-beer-pong-guy.html
must have been raining outside when he made this, otherwise why bother?

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-and-dumber.html
maybe his dog can lick away his pain? LOSERS!

http://www.break.com/index/passed-out-dude-gets-owned.html
sorry but ,,MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! butch you were asked nicely how many times?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-psychic-pranked-over-and-over.html
was this dude tweaking when he was on the air? damn,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/absolutely-hilarious-bathroom-mirror-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!! your a vampire lady duh,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/kids-run-over-buddy-with-car.html
chris your a complete asshole who probably has to splain to dad and mom why thier car insurance company is being sued!

http://www.break.com/index/miami-police-mace-students.html
pretty sad when in american you can get peppersprayed for just walking up to your place of residence. Ahh the police state it has become. Oh and that cop? complete loser not worthy to wear the badge.




http://www.break.com/index/worlds-largest-pumpkin-falls-on-bus.html
that pumpkin could have fed over 500 familys via one pie each.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-gets-crushed-by-car.html
bad call by the race officals to have ppl that close on the track. hope the dude walks again soon.

http://www.break.com/index/taiwanese-rescue-helicopter-crash.html
man, for a min i was thinking the one dude was chop suey, glad he turned out ok.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-kid-dances-la-fiesta.html
um,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386192
just listen to that there ruckus, bet someone done lost thier job due to sleeping on it!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386189
the caption for this clip must have been made by a reject from the salvation army.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=319605
ok a spider bite caused this to happen? anyone can say yes 100% truth , ill buy it, till then, dude, TAKE A BATH!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386172
looked like he peed his speedos after taking that shot to the stomach,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386174
add some nutmeg next time dude!!




http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386169
HOLD UP! so if someone dropped thier discman into a lake and it sat there fo 40s mins, and say a smoker came along and decided to flick his cig butt into the very same lake , you would have FIRE LAKE??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386167
yo grab the holy water!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386161
not a hollywood production now is it?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386156
moving,, or just seeing how much shit a person can collect over life?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386151
um a zippo and pvc tubing would work better then what you are using dudes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d6_1192922131
funny cnn didint show these pics. i know cnn , we cant let ppl know just how bad it really is right?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=059_1192993412
i swear some cops love tasors, its like a eat it bitch ideal thing to have for being frustrated with life, the job and ?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f26_1192983309
ok hes never been to the beach before,,, poor dude,,,,hope it didint hurt.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1192980904
the most assinine mornon ive ever laid eyes upon when it comes to showing true gun ownership responsibilty. Dude,, you give us a bad name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=868_1192953760
clearly he suffers from terrerts syndrome,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3fa_1192923344
key element missing here? the audio version of this tape. what good is a tape without being able to hear what was said to who and by whom.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=097_1192914757
at this point and time, i really dont care wtf happens to america with assholes like these running around. Both sides. eat it suck it up and vote for frauds again morons!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfd_1192460917
violence is not a bad or a good thing?,, ok. yanno the nazi movement used pretty much that same slogan to march and stomp on ppl of diff race. dont forget there ONCE was a large amount of native americans living on its soil before whiteman from eruope came there!!!!!




http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9db_1192875725
next time its going to be or you or you and even,, YOU!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1192728049
it just never ends with the HLS scumbags does it?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ae_1192664654
for the die hards out there,, wtf good did it do? nothing, enjoy your bleeding lungs and whatnot.



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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!!!!!!!

Nothing,. just the same old situation. Not that i mind. I hate change, like say Bush hates the truth. !!!!!!!!! Being how iam a cat and cant really make a change among things here in my home, i thought of something better. Its called,, play the poor old man ! If my water bowl is one inch from the rim,, i will not drink from it, but use my paw to dip and lick.

The humans noticed this , behavior this past week. The water bowl was maybe 3 inches from the full level and there i would be found, dipping my paw in and sucking the water off my toe pad´s. Mostly at night time when ´´the spoiler´´ was found to be tucked into bed by´´wasderface´´ .

First they thought it was cute,, but its not. Who wants lick water from a hairy toe padded spoon? I surely dont. I think perhaps they might take me to the vet if this keeps up. I do know that i barf if i eat small crumbs of cat food thats laying low in the food bowl. Might i have a case of acid reflux?,,,,,,,,,,,,either way ill be fine. At least i wont become like one of my owners that has to take meds to yanno use the human catbox. Now thats some really bad chit folks! They can be in there from anytime of the day when they are home from work and us cats, well we have to figure out when we can pick up thier stomach growls.

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Two growls,, means ok lets go murph cause we only have maybe 5 mins befour the human needs the toilet. ONE loud growl and we just pace back and forth in front of the bathroom door,,waiting for the human to like make thier fast deposit.

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Now if we wish to become tech,, if the human lets out a very low sounding gas, that increases with speed and noise and followed by a WOW, then we just run off and wait till that toxic cloud clears the house. Its easy once you get the hang of such.
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ok,, think we spent far to much time on flautuence regarding the humans. Iam sorry to have ruined your blog visit folks if so! I did miss friday and sats blog due to the humans leaving and making a visit to a relative who lives in the sticks. Ya didint miss much folks, just me paw dipping into the water bowl and murphy well being murphy. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets lifes. HEROS you gals and guys are. Talk to fine folks again, till then enjoy your sunday and dont let monday bite you in the the ass!!!!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the sunday edition for the love of sanity.

HUMP DAY AGAIN!

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Hi folks and welcome back to MVFTLB. No news today/ night. Its all about turkey and larry Craigs wide stance he seems to be suffering from . The real news lays buried under countless crap and garbage that really dont reflect the everyday persons life. So lets do the war tally numbers and after that, a mother load of morons on tape !

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Tony snows haunting numbers,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11753,,,Sunday: 54 Iraqis Killed, 56 Wounded,,,,Monday: 2 GIs, 46 Iraqis Killed; 76 Iraqis Wounded ,,,Tuesday: 27 Iraqis Killed, 143 Wounded,,,Wednesday: 25 Iraqis Killed, 15 Wounded.

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MORONS ON TAPE?!?!?!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382633
id really like to HOPE that this longgggggg video was made to make fun of handball or just spoof on ?
otherwise,, hans your a really numbnutted moron and the camera dude i swear i heard you say fucking ediot, when hans was looking for his ball.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382645
its probably true MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382640
Dude your really strange,,,

http://www.break.com/saw4/cutting_the_human_tongue.html
what a freak case!!!!!!! dude,, aint no lady will want that on her basket!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382637
a poor mans version of monstor house ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382629
berry nice bye bye for now.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382622
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! she is one hell of a comedian,, her show will rock iam sure.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382653
makes me wanna get out the ole mt bike and do some chinese somersults down the hill!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382638
STFU hannity! you should have asked the kid, wtf were you doing filming a fight to post on myspace or youtube? shit like that isint cool and some states are now thinking about making it a crime if the fight was done for internet /money only. All hannity could do was sit there and yammer on about bullshit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382655
nice and all but did he LIVE???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382654
YES he did live! bet it hurt too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382766
Wonder if these guys have a good HMO?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382716
looks like fun being the human torch,,not!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382763
assholes,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382750
I like the old fashion way still but this is cool for some,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382717
someones little secret is no longer a secret!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382705
for trekkie fans out there,, heres one for ya.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382726
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382736
The moronic chefs?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382698
this past yrs europen song contest winners. if you ask me ,they suck and i question everything about em.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382715
what a stupid fat fuck!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382696
somewhere there is a full grown man sobbing that his carebear was used in such a murderous manner!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382664
MMAF!!!!!!!! i hope he tells his granny what those words really mean!

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-caught-in-the-act.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/court-reporters-worst-nightmare.html
um,, i tried very hard, but after 4 attempts , i still could not understand this woman.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-understand-women.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/firecracker-apple-nut-shot.html
Lucky shot!

http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-diet-coke-menthos-explosion.html
If that really was daddy car, someones going to get a ass beating.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382769
from a show here in germany called the super nanny.OMFG! are these kids bad or what? these brats are the worst yet to grace that tv show. poor mom!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382756
um,,,,,i dont know what this is supposed to mean,,,but its a bit creepy.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382791
having real bad day? think life sucks? ppl suck? check out this video and think how lucky you are!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382757
More from the super nanny show,this time we have jr pecker head body slamming his mom to the floor. being how i live in germany, i hope i see that piece of shit on the streets ;)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382182
the one dudes laugh is like funny, the others,, isint there something better to do guys?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382157
never knew that cats growl when playing with thier owners. dude, dont sleep with him at night!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382150
pretty good talent, making pics with oreo cookies. check em out.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382146
i cant believe a fucking adult filmed this and posted it? wtf scumbag, you hate kids for some reason?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382092
and more spice tricks about how you can swallow yadda yadda yadda,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382103
i hope the lensman got his shot! What a wipe out.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382088
i might buy this game,, check out the review. looks good and alot better then others.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382210
YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWW and then,, nothing.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382185
more morons thinking they can do the spoon of cinnimon trick!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382201
its clear that jr here isint used to not having things his way, case in point this video game! what a loser really.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382197
ooh this i shall try,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382196
maybe hes practising for when he gets married and shove the wife around abit? ;)~

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382199
ok,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382198
that was a excellent goal actually!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382194
the mt. dew debate goes on,check the latest one out there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382191
bill from drinking cooking oil to offering up his buttocks for a game of darts. Bill , you need a gf!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382190
see some fat folks are good for something. case in point,, destroying unwanted furniture,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382188
in some parts of the states, that car would be perfectly legal to drive on the road.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382172
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sweet !!

http://www.break.com/index/45-foot-back-flop.html
now that had to sting bigtime! and why did he climb a dam tower?

http://www.break.com/index/strap-breaks-and-takes-out-cameraman.html
ok this had to hurt more then the above video.

http://www.break.com/index/insane-cliff-jump.html
it was a pretty cool dive dude. lucky ya landed right and arent watching break from the ICU ward.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-most-annoying-passenger.html
yanno with her screaming like that she almost sounds like a soprano singer,,,

http://info.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/brain/brain.html
i think iam a leftie when it came to this test,,,try it and see for yourself.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382225
funny actually and the dude on the other line agrees about wanting to curry his co-worker as well.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382217
great friends !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382218
more of the same,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382211
i bet for days after he had no problem with being constipated either!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382211
pretty neat paint trick,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=382207
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!

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News from around my house and stuff,, nada. Been boring. Oh well one of the humans here managed to get some orange seeds to grow. Ones about two inches tall and what does cain do? eats a part of it! EDDIOT! Needless to say the other two seedlings will be repoted along with the one cain chewed on,in hopes they can be saved. Told ya theres nothing safe inside this house from cain. If it can be eaten, hes there faster then kate moss when someone says ´´form a line´´!

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OK thats it from here. Thanks for stopping on down and reading my blog, or not! Take care and enjoy your hump day where it finds you. Talk to come tomorow or not , depends really on just how much ambition my lazzy ass feels like yanno? Oh and make sure ya let the cat in before going to bed too, DANKE!

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WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,Cineri gloria sera venit - Fame comes too late to the dead.

CIAO!!!

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MvB

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!
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Hey folks, glad to have ya back here at this blog. Seems there are alot of pissed off ppl in the news this past week. Some are even making threats about invading iraq and others are seething mad about a calm gentle man whos getting a award in the USA. While some ppl are really mad about a bill in the US that would give gay and lesbians more rights, because they feel as though they wont be included. So lets do it up cain style and offer you more insight to these stories,,here it
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The news.
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Turkey Threatens Only Part of Iraq Still at Peace


Turkey Recalls Ambassador to US

Turkish Ire May Affect Iraq War

Some Backups Seen if Turkey Halts US Access

Israel Worried by Turk-Armenian Debate in the US

Iam pretty turkey-ed out folks. If turkey does this kiss goodbye the EU spot and say hello to possible UN sanctions as well.



http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=071011210552.7c1m7mrl&show_article=1
Bush to actually meet with someone more brain active then his current lump of friends!

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/ap/20071012/twl-transgender-politics-1be00ca.html
Who put the T in the GLB? Seems some are willing to see a bill die out of spite. Now thats just so incredibly stupid, it smacks of tempter tantrums worse then a 2 year old.

http://www.reuters.com/article/politicsNews/idUSN1243752120071012?feedType=RSS&feedName=politicsNews&rpc=22&sp=true
The rumor mill has Gore running for president,while others scoff at such a notion. Either way congrats Al on winning the NPP!

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Ann_Coulter_calls_for_Jews_to_1011.html
The bitch is back, this time shes going at the jewish folks. Oh annie what have you done?


http://thinkprogress.org/2007/10/11/lynne-cheney-stewart/
Dicks wife speaks. Now its offical she is a nut case. Only marys mom can offer up this vulgar excuse as to why terroist attacks outside the US are not of any concern to the American ppl.


VIA YAHOO


U.S.-Sunni alliance in Iraq shows flaws, benefits of strategy• Thousands of scientists share Nobel Peace Prize
Gore• Myanmar monasteries empty after crackdown
Protests• Sen. Craig ethics complaint backfires on GOP
Reversal• Report: Many taxpayers not claiming IRS phone tax refund• International space station gets first female commander• 'Buffy' fans bemoan demise of sing-along event
Musical recap
World News
Iraq sends mixed messages on U.S. raid• Myanmar rejects UN call for negotiations• US-Russia missile defense talks fail• Vatican publishes Knights Templar papers• Mexico City kicks out vendors• Millions more to move for Chinese dam• Brittle bond: Iraqi sheik joins US fight




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The Blood Count In Iraq,,Thursday: 1 GI, 2 Foreign Soldiers, 89 Iraqis Killed; 119 Iraqis Wounded,,,,, Friday: 1 GI, 1 Georgian Soldier, 15 Iraqis Killed; 37 Iraqis Wounded
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VIDEO MADNESS?!?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/cop-butchers-national-anthem.html
um,, i know he tried, maybe he had a cold or something but his singing is really lousy.

http://www.break.com/index/parrot-likes-to-party.html
my owners birds did this when one of em was jaming on the drums,,,sadly they died from us cats messing with em.

http://www.break.com/index/conspiracy-or-coincidence.html
odd and no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/nice-girls-turning-naughty.html
i bet some dudes wouldint mind her rap sheet !

http://www.break.com/index/bear-has-sick-stick-skills.html
now thats one talented bear,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380941
alittle warped but i guess the dude in the wc didint seem to mind

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380923
cute aqua cat!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380921
cool tator gun, my owners built some as kids. one even had a double gauge much like a shotgun. good times good times.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380922
is a retard playing this game or what?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380916
this has to be some form of sick joke as far as a rap band goes right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380909
while its ´´impressive´´ real master rollers dont use thier own saliva to roll cigars aka blunts. try using a misting spray bottle. I mean who wants a hit off that now that all of your mouth germs cover every inch of it?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380910
pretty cool self made film. really great stunts and fight scenes . congrats guys!



http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380907
another blunt video,, this ones even bigger but still has the mouth germs all over it.

http://www.break.com/index/man-jumps-into-dudes-boat-to-fight.html
if that was my boat and the dillwad jumped in , i would have beaten em about the upper body and face with paddle or cooler.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380903
bet his mom proud of his manners ,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380906
i have no frigging idea what this is,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380896
omg,, the blonde got it right! news flash for WOF viewers.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380895
check out the one redneck and him saying ´´quit being a fucking pooosy´´damn cant they talk right?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380894
it was funny but the russian sounding owner was afraid the camara would pick up secrets about sliced tomatoes or something.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380891
um beating up a lawnmower,, due to? is a sure sign of anger issues. Too bad to it didint start up on cybil when she went to kick it.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380869
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this guy is good for voice impersonations,, no, hes great!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380879
wtf???

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380822
guess this is a candian cartoon ? funny ,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380842
cool video about dogs,, sad someone forgot to add the audio,,,,again.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380831
MMFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mature!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380816
elsie is back with more moo and feet stomping,, if ya look closer, the cam shakes too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380758
ok somewhere in Europe rides a ghost rider on bike! hes good , hes bad and he needs to send more video in too. But dude, dont become a rubber necker causing some folks to crash while looking at your stunts. Oh and about the police in the early part of the video? had that cop gotten his foot inside your rear tire, he would be missing a lower leg.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380767
Leave it to europe for commericals like this one MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380744
At least he wore a helmet yanno?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380737
that could be I-75 in ketucky! cops there are known for faking arrests and accidents!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380735
looks like sercurity isint liking his style of music apperication one bit.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380708
the drunks late night in england,, lovely chaps.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=380671
and i bet he helped too!!! ass munch,, looked like the grasshopper was free untill you stopped the tape.



http://www.break.com/index/python-attacks-national-geographic-host.html
well , play with fire and you will get burned, correct?

http://www.break.com/index/fountain-of-stupidity.html
what a real dumb bastard this one is. And they were not laughing with you ,just at you.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381442
is that the real donnie darko?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381440
who says you need a boat to water ski? not anymore !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381437
some are worth a look,, others,,,not so much.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381437
must have been the seven herbs and spices huh? wait, thats good seasons,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381428
um,,,,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381417
someones going to punch this clown some day.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381421
some fans are complete morons and should be banned for life.


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=381380
yanno it wouldint surprise me if this really did happen one day. So many wack jobs out there.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3fb_1192172302
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51f_1192123773
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36a_1192160143
the mother of all belly flops! Lucky this dudes still alive.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fa_1192151742
its true that some cops do suck, case in point, this one in conn.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=12a_1192149066
the mega booty find!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=56f_1192148478
lets hope some sick prick wont use her for target practise like a few other dogs were used .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bd0_1192143119
i think his ego was hurt more then his buttocks and hand.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c99_1192141572
damn!!!!!!!!! coughing up lead is one bad ass nightmare. glad to hear this kids ok.
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News from the House OF Murphy And Co!

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Nothing. So thats it from here folks, sure hope you enjoyed yourself and heres to the start of the weekend too. Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too! HEROS you gals and guys are .!!!

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REGARDS,,,,,,

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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weeked edition for the love of sanity.