THE SUNDAY EDITION!!!
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Hey hey what can i say? I forgot to blog yesterday. Hiya folks and welcome back again. No news, its just damn,,,non news unless you really try to find real news not related to any $ sponsor yanno? So,, enjoy it while it lasts,, the lack of news. But in honor of the fallen on both sides,, i will do the numbers.
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The Blood Count In Iraq week ending,



Sunday: 77 Iraqis Killed, 83 Wounded


Saturday: 24 Iraqis Killed, 32 Wounded

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11784
friday

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11775
thursday


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VIDEO MADDNESS?!?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/swing-set-cant-take-it-anymore2.html
sorry but MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dick-doodles-part-2.html
get your mind out of the gutters!

http://www.break.com/index/invisible-rope-prank-part-II.html
the power of suggestion,,,

http://www.break.com/index/backflip-snaps-kids-arm-in-two.html
maybe he was cooka for cocapuffs?

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-flips-maserati.html
I smell a pink slip coming someones way,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bill-maher-ejects-911-truth-losers2.html
wow, getting kicked from bill mahers show, how radical.

http://www.break.com/index/couple-guys-flip-over-their-artic-cat.html
id be more worried about the owners of that then if my beer spilled.

http://www.break.com/index/mask-in-cabinet-terrifies-girl.html
the double weight twins are at it again,,,,notice when they stomp the camera shakes?

http://www.break.com/index/things-go-from-bad-to-worse.html
thats a type of house you only Visit,, but never want to live there!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-new-invention-the-back-up.html
makes a great stocking stuffer this holiday season!!

http://www.break.com/index/philly-anchor-makes-explicit-mistake.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-flips-out-in-coffee-shop.html
yes your going to jail but first perhaps the mental ward .

http://www.break.com/index/humongous-road-side-bomb.html
winning the hearts and minds,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-dude-pounded-by-bull.html
um, did this dude survive? if so hes one lucky sob!




http://www.break.com/index/achmed-the-terrorist.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one made me cry laughter

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-cleans-automatic-doors.html
OMG,, some ppl cant be that stupid,,,or can they?

http://www.break.com/index/model-falls-through-runway.html
remember when your parents told you to look where your walking?

http://www.break.com/index/horny-dog-relentlessly-humps-kid.html
poor dog,, if he is gay chances are his owner will kill em.

http://www.break.com/index/cement-bag-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil yet clever bastards.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-beer-pong-guy.html
must have been raining outside when he made this, otherwise why bother?

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-and-dumber.html
maybe his dog can lick away his pain? LOSERS!

http://www.break.com/index/passed-out-dude-gets-owned.html
sorry but ,,MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! butch you were asked nicely how many times?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-psychic-pranked-over-and-over.html
was this dude tweaking when he was on the air? damn,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/absolutely-hilarious-bathroom-mirror-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!! your a vampire lady duh,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/kids-run-over-buddy-with-car.html
chris your a complete asshole who probably has to splain to dad and mom why thier car insurance company is being sued!

http://www.break.com/index/miami-police-mace-students.html
pretty sad when in american you can get peppersprayed for just walking up to your place of residence. Ahh the police state it has become. Oh and that cop? complete loser not worthy to wear the badge.




http://www.break.com/index/worlds-largest-pumpkin-falls-on-bus.html
that pumpkin could have fed over 500 familys via one pie each.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-gets-crushed-by-car.html
bad call by the race officals to have ppl that close on the track. hope the dude walks again soon.

http://www.break.com/index/taiwanese-rescue-helicopter-crash.html
man, for a min i was thinking the one dude was chop suey, glad he turned out ok.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-kid-dances-la-fiesta.html
um,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386192
just listen to that there ruckus, bet someone done lost thier job due to sleeping on it!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386189
the caption for this clip must have been made by a reject from the salvation army.

http://my.break.com/content/view.aspx?ContentID=319605
ok a spider bite caused this to happen? anyone can say yes 100% truth , ill buy it, till then, dude, TAKE A BATH!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386172
looked like he peed his speedos after taking that shot to the stomach,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386174
add some nutmeg next time dude!!




http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386169
HOLD UP! so if someone dropped thier discman into a lake and it sat there fo 40s mins, and say a smoker came along and decided to flick his cig butt into the very same lake , you would have FIRE LAKE??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386167
yo grab the holy water!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386161
not a hollywood production now is it?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386156
moving,, or just seeing how much shit a person can collect over life?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=386151
um a zippo and pvc tubing would work better then what you are using dudes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4d6_1192922131
funny cnn didint show these pics. i know cnn , we cant let ppl know just how bad it really is right?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=059_1192993412
i swear some cops love tasors, its like a eat it bitch ideal thing to have for being frustrated with life, the job and ?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f26_1192983309
ok hes never been to the beach before,,, poor dude,,,,hope it didint hurt.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1192980904
the most assinine mornon ive ever laid eyes upon when it comes to showing true gun ownership responsibilty. Dude,, you give us a bad name !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=868_1192953760
clearly he suffers from terrerts syndrome,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3fa_1192923344
key element missing here? the audio version of this tape. what good is a tape without being able to hear what was said to who and by whom.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=097_1192914757
at this point and time, i really dont care wtf happens to america with assholes like these running around. Both sides. eat it suck it up and vote for frauds again morons!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfd_1192460917
violence is not a bad or a good thing?,, ok. yanno the nazi movement used pretty much that same slogan to march and stomp on ppl of diff race. dont forget there ONCE was a large amount of native americans living on its soil before whiteman from eruope came there!!!!!




http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9db_1192875725
next time its going to be or you or you and even,, YOU!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1cf_1192728049
it just never ends with the HLS scumbags does it?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ae_1192664654
for the die hards out there,, wtf good did it do? nothing, enjoy your bleeding lungs and whatnot.



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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!!!!!!!

Nothing,. just the same old situation. Not that i mind. I hate change, like say Bush hates the truth. !!!!!!!!! Being how iam a cat and cant really make a change among things here in my home, i thought of something better. Its called,, play the poor old man ! If my water bowl is one inch from the rim,, i will not drink from it, but use my paw to dip and lick.

The humans noticed this , behavior this past week. The water bowl was maybe 3 inches from the full level and there i would be found, dipping my paw in and sucking the water off my toe pad´s. Mostly at night time when ´´the spoiler´´ was found to be tucked into bed by´´wasderface´´ .

First they thought it was cute,, but its not. Who wants lick water from a hairy toe padded spoon? I surely dont. I think perhaps they might take me to the vet if this keeps up. I do know that i barf if i eat small crumbs of cat food thats laying low in the food bowl. Might i have a case of acid reflux?,,,,,,,,,,,,either way ill be fine. At least i wont become like one of my owners that has to take meds to yanno use the human catbox. Now thats some really bad chit folks! They can be in there from anytime of the day when they are home from work and us cats, well we have to figure out when we can pick up thier stomach growls.

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Two growls,, means ok lets go murph cause we only have maybe 5 mins befour the human needs the toilet. ONE loud growl and we just pace back and forth in front of the bathroom door,,waiting for the human to like make thier fast deposit.

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Now if we wish to become tech,, if the human lets out a very low sounding gas, that increases with speed and noise and followed by a WOW, then we just run off and wait till that toxic cloud clears the house. Its easy once you get the hang of such.
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ok,, think we spent far to much time on flautuence regarding the humans. Iam sorry to have ruined your blog visit folks if so! I did miss friday and sats blog due to the humans leaving and making a visit to a relative who lives in the sticks. Ya didint miss much folks, just me paw dipping into the water bowl and murphy well being murphy. Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets lifes. HEROS you gals and guys are. Talk to fine folks again, till then enjoy your sunday and dont let monday bite you in the the ass!!!!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the sunday edition for the love of sanity.