THE MONDAY EDITION!
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Hiya folks and sorry about not having the weekend edition. Things here are alittle topsy turvy with the humans and whatnot. Anyways, the above photo will be my halloween costume! The humans call it, Count Puckula, hence my teeth that stick out . So lets do this monday blog and see whats going on news wise.
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The news at a glance,,,,
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http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Fake_FEMA_news_conference_director_gets_1028.html
good! what type of message would it have said if this assclown gets a promotion for faking goverment press conferances?
http://rawstory.com/news/2007/Obama_would_snub_VP_offer_from_1029.html
Dont worry Obama, with your anti gay crusade you are on , you wont even make it to the nomination, let alone be asked for the vp slot.
http://alternet.org/story/66425/
run rummy run run run run run.! What a piece of shit this man is. If he was so sure he was not guilty, why have his ppl play grab and hide? Heres hoping hes somewhere in the remote mts of translyvania, in a van down by the river!
http://alternet.org/waroniraq/66160/
search and avoid missions in iraq? So says this man. And, who can really blame them if its true?
http://news.independent.co.uk/world/middle_east/article3106916.ece
Just how does a goverment overlook 15 million ppl and not count them in as a race ?
http://www.spiegel.de/international/0,1518,514097,00.html
the only thing we have to fear ,is fear itself. Can someone tell that to these presidental canidates? because thats the ticket they are running on, your fears!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7068239.stm
UN and EU agree, this isint the way to conduct crackdowns in gaza. Any comment on what the US thinks?
Yahoo news headlines,,
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U.S. promised Blackwater immunity in deadly Sept. shootings• Turkey's Kurds fear loss of rights amid war drums
Tensions• U.S. welcomes Egypt's plan to build nuclear power plants• Clinton seen as unifying theme of presidential election
'08 race• Former FEMA spokesman loses job offer after fake news briefing• Researchers to sell naming rights to new species of butterfly
World News via yahoo.
Caribbean storm kills at least 20• Olmert discloses he has prostate cancer• China arrests 774 in product crackdown• Egypt to build nuclear plants• Landless poor protest in Indian capital• Greek asylum practices criticized• Suicide bombing kills 29 in Baqouba
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The blood count in iraq,,week ending. Thursday: 64 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded,,,,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=11818,,,,,33 Iraqis Killed, 26 Wounded,,,,Sunday: 28 Iraqis Killed, 56 Wounded,,,,Monday: 49 Iraqis Killed, 44 Wounded,
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VIDEO MADDNESS!?!?!?!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388993
um then i hope you like em when they come back missing limbs and parts of thier skull and face and other body parts, otherwise this video is BULLSHIT!!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388997
now thats some serious shit!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388968
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant believe they make these games anymore , great commentary too!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388994
maze game fun , added bonus your friend carries a gun! wtf??
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388963
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man oh man,, no comment really,,,,,
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388988
um someone missed thier meds ya think?
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388987
um that was rather wussy of the dude to sucker punch a woman in the face. I mean unless she had uzi and it somehow was on safety yanno?
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388979
enjoy the liver and lungs,, dude. for now your at the top of the tottem pole soon you be will wheezing at the bottom .
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=388959
didint we do that been there in the late 1980s and early 90s?
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389030
OH MAN!!!!!!!!! this is worst piece of shit video ive seen in years! the redneck dickhead project?
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389013
yanno when she retires id love to see her do bus tours around large citys in a super chagred up bus!!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389029
yes,, i always jump over things sailing away and never hit my break when its needed!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389019
how quaint, a SNL halloween party,,,,
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389028
looks like tony hawks wanna be probably barfed from the pain he sufferd, yo dudes,, wear a damn helmet already!!!!!!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389028
ok i never understood the point behind this. Some say pour bleach on the cement befour and get a better smoke tire reaction. In the meantime your breathe in all that rubber oil toxins and fuck up your car in the long run. I knew a dude that a had dodge charger, blue metalic with black roof, that baby ran great as stock but they sure as hell didint abuse it like these morons do. Sadly the charger was t-boned by a relative (of all the luck) at a intersection. Nuff with the tire smoking, thats so ´´my first mini bike shit´´!
http://www.break.com/index/luckiest-halo-3-kill-ever.html
Lucky halo 3 kill shot! that was one mother of em all lucky shot too!
http://www.break.com/index/remote-control-soccer-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh this dude is one slick sick bastard! i like em already !!
http://www.break.com/index/dry-ice-water-cooler-explosion.html
isint that one chick in the light blue the same one that swallowed a dole?
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389060
and remember folks, 20copters were grounded to some law saying a fire spotter had to be on board each of them too. thats 20 water carrying birds that couldint help untill a few days later.
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389063
looks like a few neighbors i know HA! ahem,,,
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389050
id really hate to be this mans roomate. like dude, throw a robe on or something. and take the sock out of your thong too!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389054
shit and i paid over 30 bucks for something like those jeans!!! MF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389051
make sure you study hard and avoid any blue collar jobs there son. Seem your back wont allow you to be a bag boy at the local A&P come the age of 30. EDDIOT!!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389039
when the dog starts eating granola bars from the cat box or the cat simply decides to piss all over your things, then maybe it might dawn on you to have gotten a dog as a puppy and the cat as a kitten. Enjoy your morning suprises where ever your feet land ;)~
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389037
Apple bees delivers? MMAF!!!!!!
http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=389040
sugar and spice and everything nice! How come little kids know where to kick thier dads?
http://www.break.com/index/excited-pug-ruins-kodak-moment.html
so a puppy pissed on his face , his reaction? throw the dog down and make it cry. What a worthless scumbag this dog owner is!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/new-york-cabbie-fights-non-paying-customer.html
YOU PAY NOW or i attack with bat.....
http://www.break.com/index/no-sympathy-from-phone-company.html
why AT&T sucks! even thru disasters they still want thier money regardless.
http://www.break.com/index/we-didnt-start-the-viral.html
a few of the finer videos out there on the net tuned up with billy joels we didint start the fire.
http://www.break.com/index/cat-confused-by-scratching.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this cat is frigging funny as hell. love the facial expressions it makes.
http://www.break.com/index/saying-goodbye-after-a-dinner-party.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! something like this probably did happen once,,,only once.
http://www.break.com/index/saying-goodbye-after-a-dinner-party.html
MMAF!!! differant but funny,, wild turkey will live on in infamy.
http://www.break.com/index/worlds-greatest-card-trick-revealed.html
for the doubting thomas out there,, here is the card trick explained in full. HAPPY NOW?
http://www.break.com/index/cmu-dean-hits-students-camera.html
um slapping a camera out of a students hand unless it was to be used as weapon or tape something pornographic isint cool for dean of a college. oh and dont forget you have 5 days to respond too lady! MMAF!!!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/the-great-banana-challenge.html
Hes in love with her now after the dole swallowing contest. Hope the future mother in law isint break .com fan
http://www.break.com/index/blame-halo-3.html
sadly iam sure there have been things like this occuring over halo 3 ,,2 and 1.
http://www.break.com/index/amazing-drum-tenor-solo2.html
excellent drumming!
http://www.break.com/index/drunk-girls-kissing-wipe-out.html
MMAF!!!!
http://www.break.com/index/rookie-fire-fighter-lets-ladder-slip.html
i think hes probably on kitchen detail since that foul up!
http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-smashed-from-tree.html
i think the rewind and ff was abit to much at the end of this clip.
http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-flight-attendant-routine.html
MMAF!!! i like this pilot!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND ME!!!
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nothing really. humans are bummed out due to a death of great friend. Sucks, cause they dont smile as much as they used to and just mostly fall alseep in front of the tv . Ive noticed that the paper towel rolls pile has been taken off the couch finaly. Lot of nose blowing etc. Other then that, folks here are getting ready for halloween come this wednesday! Just a reminder for folks that have black cats that are let outdoors, ya might wanna keep em in on halloween. Some ppl in this world are twisted enough to steal the cat or do something horrible to it.
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Ok thats it from here, hope ya folks had a swell time . Take care pet owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are!!!
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Have a good week and check back on wednesday for murph!
REGARDS,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you some form of an edition for the love of sanity.
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