The after christmas weekend edition.!

Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Yes the above picture does prove to be incriminating as we over indulged with xmas kitty food. Thats out xmas coma pic above , Twice a year the humans go out and buy us wet food as a treat and well theres the outcome above. Ok ,, theres more to talk about but for now lets get this blog going going,, gone!.
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´´Numbers´´ 12/28/2008
12/27/2008
12/26/2008
12/25/2008
12/24/2008
12/23/2008
12/22/2008

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World Wide Videos From Various shapes of life styles.

http://www.break.com/index/7000-volt-9rank.html
omg,, what morons and to think they have a cat as a pet too?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-collision-with-dumpster1.html
seeing the moron once was enough thank you, and thanks for the clip to.

http://www.break.com/index/tough-guy-cusses-out-reporter.html
Dont look at his truck!!!!! what a bitch, he needs to be water phone booked face slapped a few.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-experiment-with-surprise-ending.html
great college,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/slow-motion-mouse-trap-snap.html
can we do that to the speaker of the house?

http://www.break.com/index/brutally-slapped-by-spear-gun-recoil.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/games/riffmaster.html
I didint try it yet but it looks kinda ok fun shit to do when your bored, have a blog and try to find funny videos for other ppl to view when they visit your blog yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/zambowi-driver-falls-off-trailer.html
crushed ice anyone?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-gets-clipped-on-highway.html
why some drivers just should not drive anything not even a shopping cart.

http://www.break.com/index/kentuckys-famous-turtle-man.html
i really cannot comment,,,,,,,but then just this,,,,,wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/great-fails-of-08.html
MMAF! too bad there isint any background tunes for this collection.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-racer-fails-to-ghost-ride.html
MMAF!!!!! really dude let the pros do it .

http://www.break.com/index/nice-dodge-and-rough-knockout.html
DUMB ASS!

http://www.break.com/index/use-the-force.html
if thats real then holy shit batman. excellent excellent excellent.

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-wear-metal.html
does this count for like fillings in ppls teeth too?

http://www.break.com/index/unbelievable-dice-stacking.html
reminds of the german kid on waten das tv show that stacked 12 four pice dice on the heads of nails.
pretty cool talent this dude has!

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-has-sweet-moves.html
well he did make the mascot look like chump change.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-crash-between-skiiers.html
vodka and skies really never mix well, check this crash out.

http://www.break.com/index/ups-man-throws-package.html
gotta make that UPS quota no? nice job db!

http://www.break.com/index/enter-the-kazoo-man.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great job dudes really!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/fire-breather-engulfed-by-own-flame.html
pretty sure he wont have to shave for a few months after that brilliant act.

http://www.break.com/index/scariest-hiking-trail-in-world.html
WOW!!!!!!!! check this out trail out. pretty sure its not in the USA but regardless this is something out of a video game.

http://www.break.com/index/10k-doorknob-prank.html
If that were me,, id punch the brother in the face, then hang em by his nads on the doorhandle, but thats just me yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-an-election.html
MMAF! wise ass.

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-to-faceplant.html
wonder if he got a neck brace and sewn jaw for christmas this year?

http://www.break.com/index/komodo-dragon-eats-pig.html
I hate these frigging things! makes ya wanna just duct tape its mouth shut for a few weeks ,,,oh sorry where was i again?

http://www.break.com/index/firework-blows-up-in-kids-face.html
and the aftermath is? WHAT? WHAT HAPPEND AFTER? WHAT?

http://www.break.com/index/too-much-eggnog-for-santa.html
Um yeah santa dented your hood. now go sue him and his elfs ok.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=431_1221326710
WOW,, imagine all that prime rib you can get from this bull!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=851_1230502006
who said cats and dogs cant get along was a moron.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3f_1230501576
really growing tired of these two asshole countries fighting like pussys.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=952_1230448787
at least he did the taxpayers a favor . sick prick.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=994_1172356135
ahhh dogs,, gotta love em even if they burn down your camp ground!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d4_1230506078
no comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e0_1230427185
talk about shitting pickels.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac2_1230478499
its gotta be that dammed vodka!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06a_1213004268
same as above,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6a_1230389616
why yes i suppose finding your three year old daughters body among the ruins and having her head fall off would make most mothers cry.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=689_1230462869
MMAF!!!!!!! avoid that cab company while in germany.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=869_1230466717
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1230423798
and then what happend?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=345_1230421098
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! ya gotta love the london police during wacked pull overs.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1230387302
more crap from the mideast fighting.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e01_1230385266
talk about a contact high,,, damn!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd2_1230400693
geeze,, even pedi cabs are now being messed with.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79a_1230502648
WOW!!!!!!!! i really feel sorry for all those,,,,?? it has to eat!!!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!!!!!!!!

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Wells seems today ´´the spoiler´´ who had just gotten over a broken foot two weeks ago, took a faceplant due to me,, cain. As always I or murphy lay in fron of the balcony door when the sunshines and it was toasty. To toasty for ´´the spoiler´´ as they got up from a nap on the couch and went to open the balcony door. Well they were tired and not quite awake and i saw this and got up at the last min and ran. This cause ´´the spoiler´´ to misjudge thier stepping over me and of course the right and left side of the brain had a fight and you guessed it. Down they went. Butt first into red,, the very large dragon tree that ´´wasderface´´ had repotted last spring. Snapped it clean off. ´´wasderface´´ was napping on the couch and heard the commotion and was like ´´wtf are ya doing´´? all they saw was feet and legs and a ass inside a large flower pot. Finaly ´´the spoiler ´´ freed themselfs from red the now dead dragon tree and got up and went to the bathroom.
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Reds currently being looked after , whats left of him , He might grow back all 4 prongs the rest of his body was tossed outside on the balcony as it came apart if 4 pieces. Telling ya it would have made a wonderfull hulu skirt! Regardless,, red died to save ´´the spoiler´´ from any possible injury. God bless you RED!! Sniff,, you were my fav plant to chew on the ends too. Heres hoping reds remains inside the pot come back and we can regrow him!!
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Other then that,, xmas here was nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very nice. We got cat nip toys and bally things that make noises, which of course we must drag into the bedroom at 4:00 am to wake the humans. I think the diet my owners put me on is working, i dont pp so much and my back leg is ok and no more limping either. Getting old sucks,, as a cat after 40 years its all down hill. DAMMIT!
ok fine humans and pet lovers and owners of the world. Happy holidays to you all and may the new year bring many new endevours and much happy change too.
To the first responders that rescue ppl and pets,, mega thanks to the guys and gals , as heros you are !!!!!

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Take folks and have a HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!! and dont drink and drive or throw a large party where pets are around and fearfull of strangers either. We dont like the fireworks of some dummy letting us out when we know we werent supposed to let out. Remember to keep the drunks away from all pets and if need be, taze the asswipe who had to piss off your cat or dog :) !!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! Hiya folks and welcome back to our blog. Lotta crazy news going on out there. Most of it is corruption and how the little ppl in life have to sit in the middle and suck on it. Why heres a example,,,,http://www.cbs6albany.com/news/parole_1259555___article.html/alexander_computer.html

Well isint that just special. Seems NYS really is the rotten apple after all. Gov. paterson of ny introduced 88 new taxes that will go into effect for all new yorkers to pay. How about Gov. paterson give back that 21.000 $ Turkish hand made rug that was placed inside his office? Hes talking about NY folks cutting back and he goes out and buys what again?? Oh yeah iam sure that rug will help the poor and need now more then ever. And now None ny state nys. Obama goes out and hand picks a homophobe preacher to a part of his new cabinet. WTF? Thats nice for the gays folks, but during the months ppl were wary of obamas stance on homosexuality, most blogs kicked ppl off for even ??? obama or saying one bad thing about them. I know your reading this johnny, hope you enjoyed your hard loyal work for nothing :) ! Here is another case of gov screwing over the little ppl,,,check this shit out,,http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/with-economy-in-shambles-congress-gets-a-raise-2008-12-17.html ok thats it,, enjoy the rest of the blog.
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Numbers,,,,,,

12/21/2008
12/20/2008
12/19/2008
12/18/2008
12/17/2008
12/16/2008
12/15/2008
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE WORLD!




http://www.break.com/index/all-i-want-for-christmas.html
NICE! there goes some money for your xmas toys dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Sleeping-at-the-Job-Found-cab-driver-sleeping-631870.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/THE-THREE-TENERS-631872.html
Now that was just to darn cute!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Studio-66-Investigates-Bigfoot-Part-1-631866.html
WTF??

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/German-shepherd-bites-air-631868.html
one of these days the dogs not going to find that shit funny anymore dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Humor01-631861.html
MMAF!!!!! love the dudes face.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Epic-faiil-631844.html
they say sea water is good for the nose,,,but not that much.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Boredom-631839.html
to bad the didint that to a cop hahhahahahahahaha

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Girl-Nutshot-Boyfriend-Prank-631828.html
wet dreams arent a guys best friend it seems!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/George-Clooney-commercial-spoof-631826.html
no iam sorry you must be mistaken.


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Segway-Style-Electric-Scooter-631388.html
I SMELL a lawsuit here folks,, copyright style!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/SLEDDING-OWNED-631381.html
yes compound fractures of the spine is all the rage nowadays?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Crashing-in-the-snow-631378.html
seems like everyone sucked that day going down that hill!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Drunk-Guy-631377.html
YEAH DUDE BUY YOUR OWN DAMN BEER!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Derek-s-MacBook-Pro-Unboxing-631357.html
enjoy your apple orgasm dude,, Ill stick to my packard bell easy note.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/You-re-F-n-Crazy-631358.html
maybe you were all fucking crazy going out to cover some bad snow storm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dirty-Pint-ends-badly-631342.html
now thats one daft bitch i wouldint invite to my house for a party. Amature!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Chicks-Play-Xbox-631328.html
I hope they now understand why they are called losers,,,no?

http://www.break.com/index/girl-talks-tough-on-webcam.html
how PROUD she must be of her redneck retarded ass?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/nerd-breaks-down-after-hearing-mambo-no-5-and-starts-to-join-in-631294.html
see? who can hate that song so much?


http://www.break.com/index/devastating-road-side-accident.html
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-surprised-by-huge-fireball.html
fake!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cop-sends-rudolph-flying.html
graphic cop car hits deer. ughhh.

http://www.break.com/index/persistence-doesnt-pay-off.html
if at first you dont,,,,,,oh hell dude give it up already!

http://www.break.com/index/turkeys-always-agree.html
and to think one of you watching this, ATE ONE OF EM!

http://www.break.com/index/skier-needs-work-on-his-landings.html
MMAF!!!!! great song for that ski accident.

http://www.break.com/index/sledding-ends-in-shattered-hip.html
dudes,, next time use a empty company parking lot. There are many closed ones global wise!

http://www.break.com/index/worker-suffers-scary-electrical-accident.html
think your job sucks? check again.

http://www.break.com/index/impossible-dirt-bike-front-flip.html
hows that back sprain working out for you dude?

http://www.break.com/index/christmas-tree-incineration.html
lets pray this xmas , this will not happen to anyone. I know its demo fire prevent but still folks,, take care.

http://www.break.com/index/playboy-chick-does-the-limbo1.html
yes dude your one annoying ass munch.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-goes-shopping-with-robber-mask.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! panty hose phobia?

http://www.break.com/index/fat-man-on-a-little-bike.html
i wont even bother to wonder nor comment.

http://www.break.com/index/microwaves-sing-jingle-bells1.html
Now thats pretty cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/military-sparring-ends-with-knockout.html
yeah but the faggot ran away alot before he got lucky.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-kicks-flaming-basketball.html
Smart..............

http://www.break.com/index/students-slip-pipe-into-bikers-tire.html
bikeing fun?

http://www.break.com/index/driver-slams-biker-into-truck.html
?

http://www.break.com/index/parking-garage-sex-goes-bad.html
so hard you worked,, for one UMPPF alas it didint happen.

http://www.break.com/index/large-bomb-detonated-under-lake.html
must have been in some war torn country from years ago.
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The Xmas cat song,,,,,

12 pounds of belly fat
11 pounds of fur
10 cans of 9 lives
9 bags of meow mix
8 shredded couches
7 chewed up armrests
6 fur balls to step on
fiiiiiive big puke puddlessssss
4 butt sags on my pillow
3 paw trails on my car
2 claw holes in the carpet
and a load of stinkies in the litter box
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MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!! To all fine pet owners and lovers of the world. And mega thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, heros you guys and gals are. Hope all reading this has a fine week and remember the real reason behind christmas. And nope its not the latest version of the I phone either.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his family.

The Weekend Edition! Hiya folks and welcome back. Seems the vets confirmed that I cain am diabetic! Due to being overweight /herditiy. So far no talk to any daily insulin injections. They are gonna try the diet thing first. But I give ´´wasderface´´ credit for scooping out the popcorn balls every 2 hours inside the cat box. Seems being a diabetic , makes one drink alot of water and have to pp alot. Oh and eat and eat and eat, hence why the diet thing for now. Murphys kinda ticked because he snacks off and on thru the day unlike me who has to kill off the food bowl in one sitting. Ok lets get it going folks,,,,,
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´´Numbers´´. 12/14/2008
12/13/2008
12/12/2008
12/11/2008
12/10/2008
12/9/2008
12/8/2008

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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE WACKED WORLD!!!



http://www.break.com/index/monkey-has-insane-laugh.html
um,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/hallway-runner-gets-destroyed-by-door.html
pretty sure that had to leave a scar or major pain and bruising.

http://www.break.com/index/futuristic-hovering-weapon-system.html
if thats not fake,, thanks for informing our enemies of this.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/KFC-3-Employees-Bathe-in-Sink-Fired-TonyaTko-says-SO-WHAT-619618.html
kinda icky after watching this. I really dont feel like chicken tonight!.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dragonboat-Race-Hannover-Maschsee-619624.html
the humans go and see this event every year but at a diff river and place.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Hulk-runs-through-supermarket-619622.html
it was kinda funny and ballsy too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Idiot-breaks-mirror-on-EVO-619613.html
dammit,, why do they always not show the before and then make a excellent after?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/High-school-fight-619606.html
same comment as above,, cept this time one has to turn thier head to view .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/crackhead-on-salvia-619601.html
wtf is that supposed to be? a human yeti?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Happy-Holidays-to-you-619582.html
he wasint drunk or anything no? damn,, lay off the eggnog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/How-to-cure-the-hiccups-619581.html
??????

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Unsuspecting-Golf-Faceplant-On-Ice-619566.html
new way of playing golf? looked rather fun too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Glacier-ice-comes-down-DANGER-619557.html
heed the glacier farts,,,,

http://www.break.com/how-to/chill-a-six-pack-in-3-minutes.html
radical dude,,,,thanks for the info!!!


http://www.break.com/index/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.html
think thier health care system needs a revamp?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-staircase-skiing-faceplant.html
americas version of ski jumping? not bad ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/painful-leg-break-ends-fight.html
Ughhhhhh nasty leg breakage.

http://www.break.com/index/skills-with-a-15-ton-front-loader.html
pretty good endo dude.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-bamboo-cane-whipping.html
stop bitching punk,, you agreed to it.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-fire-extinguisher-prank.html
little asshole. hope the dude kicked his ass after he could see again.

http://www.break.com/index/the-brownie-laxative-experiment.html
now we know why some ppl dislike brownies. clever bastids!

http://www.break.com/index/another-wii-sports-casualty.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/first-ride-on-motorcycle-goes-bad.html
might be a repost but still funny .

http://www.break.com/index/drag-race-double-crash.html
right place right time with the camera,,,well done.

http://www.break.com/index/mother-of-invention-audition-tape1.html
Very Odd man indeed.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-eats-asphalt-after-failed-stunt.html
well that should set him back about 4000 grand for repair.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html
looks like a no win situation.

http://www.break.com/index/your-new-favorite-model-helicopter.html
the next new terrorist tool to use!?!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-mess-with-santa.html
GET EM SANTA!!!

http://www.break.com/index/smartest-mouse-in-the-world.html
WOW! now thats one smart mouse.!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/epic-football-failure.html
numbnut!

http://www.break.com/index/druggie-driver-struggles-to-stand1.html
Poor bastid!!! low blood sugar!

http://www.break.com/index/vinnie-jones-in-vicious-bar-fight.html
?

http://www.break.com/index/dangerous-explosive-mallets.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did ya like that fall on the ass dude?


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Snow-Pool-Jump-619890.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Lightning-Show-619886.html
great time great moment behind the cam!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/RAW-Man-throws-Shoes-at-BUSH-in-Iraq-619872.html
HOLY SHITE!!!! I guess they really really like W huh?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/nice-girl-surprise-barf-619869.html
now thats one hell of a burp!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Bush-get-shoe-thrown-at-him-619868.html
another clip of the shoe thrower at W.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Crazy-Rick-12-Days-Of-Christmas-619865.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! love this guys sence of humor merry xmas to you !

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Britney-Spears-Shower-Dance-with-Surprise-Ending-619864.html
think the shower needs some drano??? mini pool galore oh and love the dancing dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Painful-Wake-up-Prank-619856.html
mean kids,,,,,,,,,,great dad.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Painful-Wake-up-Prank-619856.html
Classic SNL!!! and the very first sara palin lookalike too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Gran-Torino-Movie-Review-Beyond-The-Trailer-619850.html
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!
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OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET NEWS!

nothing much,, as i said eariler I was diagnosed with having diabeties. I know my spelling sucks,, blame the disease for it! So the humans have devised a diet plan for me with the help of the vet. As for my back foot, its better. It was more a humans version of gout? But now i can walk ok somewhat and jump again and rip murphy from the chair when i want in.

The other day the humans brought a metal lp bag and of course they know me so well. Once it was empty ,;The box it came in, they set it aside and sure enough i was inside my RV! Complete with a canopy so it keeps the light out and of course murphy. He sat by by new RV box for over a hour, trying to get inside . I wouldint let him Muhahhaahahhahah ITS MINE! Finaly due to me having to pp like a race horse i had to leave it and relieve myself and came back and yeppers murphy was inside sniffing around. I kicked em out there,, growling . The humans were surprised as i never growl hardly ever. But it worked and my new home is nice :) !

Not alot else to report. From finding missing dead kids , bush having shoes thrown at him and the ubber rich having a world class PONZI trick pulled on em, i guess i really cannot bitch too much. Take care great pet owners/lovers of the world! And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue humans and pets, as heros you guys and gals are. Have a happy last ten days till CHRISTMAS"! Be safe and this yr really put christ into it. No present can outdo what christ has done for you. Other religions we respect but this year its MERRY CHRISTMAS, as its our time to celebrate the birth of our lord. Danke for your understanding my position on this. Talk to you fine folks once again soon. Take care and god bless!!!

BEST REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and murph.

The Weekend Edition.
YES,, we were busy as you can see this past week. The humans have put up the outdoor xmas lights , clark or sparky as ´´wasderface´´ calls ´´the spolier´´ did a excellent job after just getting off the crutches from a broken foot 7 weeks back.
I gotta admitt it looks nice. ok lets get started,,,,
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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,, 12/7/2008
12/6/2008
12/5/2008
12/4/2008
12/3/2008
12/2/2008
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Various Videos !!!

http://www.break.com/index/nerves-of-steel.html
seems that man has nads of steel to not have pissed emself after that close call.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Head-over-heels-crash-616406.html
the new body miller? wow what a crash this dude had.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Funny-Prank-with-a-Light-Bulb-616404.html
things to do when schools cancelled.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Drunk-Guy-Likes-to-Pass-Out-Thank-God-for-Good-Friends-616393.html
think he may have a drinking problem? nahhhhh.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/No-Books-For-Pedestrians-616388.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! way to go marshal texas city laws.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Froglore-616383.html
frogs.

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/call-the-waambulance.html
Geeze,,,,,,,,,,all those tears and a snot shot for leaving a class early?

http://www.break.com/index/woman-survives-vicious-bear-attack.html
only those scummy russian gypsi dills keep bears chained for life. too bad for the bear he didint rip of one of those assholes arms.

http://www.break.com/index/nasty-fish-hook-removal-from-hand.html
now that had to hurt like a bitch. enjoy that booze dude.

http://www.break.com/index/arabs-tossed-out-of-flipping-suv.html
now stand around and behead someone before you call the EMT services.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-christmas-light-display1.html
but what about what Al Gore told us all?

http://www.break.com/index/boxing-double-knock-out.html
id run too.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-play-leads-to-amazing-goal1.html
where did that goalie learn to play hockey?

http://www.break.com/index/romanian-debate-turns-ugly.html
gotta love them romanians!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Nuts-Bomb-616160.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dream-childlike-dreams-and-become-a-hero-616156.html
:)

http://www.break.com/index/mean-rottweiler-has-soft-spot-for-kittens.html
Rotties arent mean. Unless a asshole human buys one and makes em that way. Proof once again that Rottss are a good dog to have.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Busted-Humping-616150.html
Fido and his dry humps?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/URBAN-LEGEND-616147.html
some zit cream might help clear up that face dude, oh and your jim crow,,not cool.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Ultimate-truck-driver-616146.html
How rad for Vlad!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Snowplow-VS-Snowboader-616143.html
one of my owners have been there and done that in the early 80s. long story but a county plow ran over thier sleigh just missing thier legs. i mean come off a hill shaped like a long fish bowl with sides to gain more speed, and land 13ft on the road below? danke mr. cecile :) !

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Near-crash-with-dog-616133.html
lucky dog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Video-Beatbox-Worth-seeing-616131.html
i wont even say what this shit sounds like,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/CANCAO-PARA-AMIGA-616136.html
sad eyes, always rest in peace.

http://www.break.com/index/chicks-kick-leads-to-unexpected-ending.html
guess it aint called break for nothing. oh and dipshit, move the next time. the dude could have won 400 to fix that broken nose of his, if you had allowed it to be filmed!

http://www.break.com/index/raging-elephant-destroys-cars.html
something or some one pissed this elephant off.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Beware-of-the-Doghouse-Hilarious-610154.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Kid-goes-down-HARD-616130.html
look, a human feeder cart?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Hot-Chick-AGAINST-Gun-Control-616126.html
ok hun,, you sucked badly shooting with the 38s, wtf were you shooting at? try holding your breath, and stop shaking. the 357 ,much better aim and control . Oh and nuff with they are gonna take guns away, we have been hearing that shit since the 1970s early on. It just simply wont happen.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Russian-workind-days-616120.html
could that really be a white russian trash?!?!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Electric-sink-prank-616114.html
Sure thats gonna be a hoot for those that have pacemakers ,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/House-Of-Daily-Horrors-616111.html
wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/YOU-MAY-BE-A-CAFONE-IF-616093.html
MMAF!!! love the eyebrow part.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Coolest-Car-Prank-616092.html
now thats something my owners gotta try!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Gay-Vigilantes-Teaser-616088.html
??????

http://www.break.com/index/security-guard-slammed-in-stupid-accident.html
only in Europe folks!

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-attempts-backflips-off-wall.html
OUCH,, yet he tries and tries again.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Gary-Novak-Jazz-Solo-Preview-613886.html
for drummers,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Jimmy-Cobb-Series-Preview-613884.html
same as above but dammit dudes,, use open handed playing. not crossed.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Thomas-Pridgen-of-The-Mars-Volta-Rocks-This-Solo-610444.html
more drummers,, its kinda cheesy using a double bass foot pedal,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/BABAGHANOUSH-CONCERT-Clip-–-RALPH-HUMPHREY-613885.html
OPEN HANDED DRUMMER!!!! EXCELLENT

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Office-Daddy-part1-613879.html
jack the rippers off spring? part one

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Office-Daddy-Part2-613880.html
and jack the ripper off spring part two. this guy needs to be stomped on.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/2010-Mustang-FIRST-Reveal-613863.html
id take this stang over the new vette. wonder why GMC is going down the crapper?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Champ-s-new-dog-boots-613870.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if that boston name is or was winston,,,,lemme know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/mario-kart-in-the-streets-of-paris.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo go mario,,,,next time,make a sticky bomb !

http://www.break.com/index/big-man-has-big-truck-rental.html
seems there are some ppl that could use this dudes service.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-bicycle-kick-goal3.html
sweet!

http://www.break.com/index/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.html
was he attempting to play Grizzly Adams?

http://www.break.com/index/cat-plays-dead-when-shot.html
its mother was probably shot and killed.

http://www.break.com/index/first-time-fighter-challenges-boxer.html
When bad lads gone wild? hard to believe this one.

http://www.break.com/index/lamp-prank-goes-wrong.html
I would have punched the bitch who swung the light,,,

http://www.break.com/index/livid-producer-caught-screaming-during-report.html
was that the bill orilley school of asshole reporting?

http://www.break.com/index/frightening-car-crash-into-crowd.html
why front row standing room only during outdoor car flings just arent worth the pain.

http://www.break.com/index/very-stupid-barbed-wire-backflip-stunt.html
it came from your ass, when you farted from the pain and fear, you piece of shit!

http://www.break.com/index/fail-compilation-of-bmx-wipeouts.html
well ,isint that special!

http://www.break.com/index/coward-sucker-punches-and-runs.html
run cowards run! and get a better dc too .

http://www.break.com/index/sappy-mario-kart-song.html
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOME NEWS!

Well folks it seems I cain, messed up my back foot. ´´Wasderface´´ woke up this past friday after coming home from work and taking a nap. Sure enough us cats were sleeping on the bed with em. Like we always do. Come time when the human got up and said ´´ok guys gotta go´´ i didint. Murphy jumped down and out of the bedroom. Only after the human walked around the other side of the bed did I jump and then the human was horrified as to how i landed. Seems either i messed up my back right paw either playing or fighting with murphy when the humans were working or i tore some nails out. So the vet was called,, and Guess i go this tuesday to get my back paw checked out.

Cant say iam looking forward to it. Getting knocked out with phenobarbatol and stuffed inside a kitty wicker ball carrier into the cold with a towel inside kinda makes me car sick. Then comes the old thermonetor up the arse to make sure I dont have a fever,, and of course the vets gotta move my leg and squeeze it making me probably meow and hate them untill the day i die. Also the humans noted that ive been drinking alot of water. as the pop corn balls are filling up fast the cat box. I dont know why but i have been thirsty as heck. I walk like a boiled egg, but i eat and poop ok so thats a good sign. I can even jump but it takes me some time to get the Umpf to do so. Of course muprhy hasint messed with me since this happend as he can see that iam hurt and really not in the mood for his drive by bullshit.

Other then that, saw the news and seeing more and more ppl losing jobs and whatnot. I really wish allen greenspan would have gargeld with a revolver about 3 years ago. Then maybe the money crisis might not have gotten out of hand . But Bush let the fuck stay and well here we are today. Wonder where Paul Wolfawizt is nowadays? The world food bank dude that was forced out due to improper conduct. Anyways folks wish me luck at the vets,, hope its nothing major and my buttocks can be home the same day i go :)

Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are !!!!!! Happy monday humans,, enjoy the rat race and dont stomp or trample anyone for some knock off sales at stores. Killing someone over a video console ,,,,,,,,it just isint cool fool!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.