The after christmas weekend edition.!

Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Yes the above picture does prove to be incriminating as we over indulged with xmas kitty food. Thats out xmas coma pic above , Twice a year the humans go out and buy us wet food as a treat and well theres the outcome above. Ok ,, theres more to talk about but for now lets get this blog going going,, gone!.
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World Wide Videos From Various shapes of life styles.

http://www.break.com/index/7000-volt-9rank.html
omg,, what morons and to think they have a cat as a pet too?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-collision-with-dumpster1.html
seeing the moron once was enough thank you, and thanks for the clip to.

http://www.break.com/index/tough-guy-cusses-out-reporter.html
Dont look at his truck!!!!! what a bitch, he needs to be water phone booked face slapped a few.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-experiment-with-surprise-ending.html
great college,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/slow-motion-mouse-trap-snap.html
can we do that to the speaker of the house?

http://www.break.com/index/brutally-slapped-by-spear-gun-recoil.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/games/riffmaster.html
I didint try it yet but it looks kinda ok fun shit to do when your bored, have a blog and try to find funny videos for other ppl to view when they visit your blog yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/zambowi-driver-falls-off-trailer.html
crushed ice anyone?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-gets-clipped-on-highway.html
why some drivers just should not drive anything not even a shopping cart.

http://www.break.com/index/kentuckys-famous-turtle-man.html
i really cannot comment,,,,,,,but then just this,,,,,wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/great-fails-of-08.html
MMAF! too bad there isint any background tunes for this collection.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-racer-fails-to-ghost-ride.html
MMAF!!!!! really dude let the pros do it .

http://www.break.com/index/nice-dodge-and-rough-knockout.html
DUMB ASS!

http://www.break.com/index/use-the-force.html
if thats real then holy shit batman. excellent excellent excellent.

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-wear-metal.html
does this count for like fillings in ppls teeth too?

http://www.break.com/index/unbelievable-dice-stacking.html
reminds of the german kid on waten das tv show that stacked 12 four pice dice on the heads of nails.
pretty cool talent this dude has!

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-has-sweet-moves.html
well he did make the mascot look like chump change.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-crash-between-skiiers.html
vodka and skies really never mix well, check this crash out.

http://www.break.com/index/ups-man-throws-package.html
gotta make that UPS quota no? nice job db!

http://www.break.com/index/enter-the-kazoo-man.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! great job dudes really!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/fire-breather-engulfed-by-own-flame.html
pretty sure he wont have to shave for a few months after that brilliant act.

http://www.break.com/index/scariest-hiking-trail-in-world.html
WOW!!!!!!!! check this out trail out. pretty sure its not in the USA but regardless this is something out of a video game.

http://www.break.com/index/10k-doorknob-prank.html
If that were me,, id punch the brother in the face, then hang em by his nads on the doorhandle, but thats just me yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-an-election.html
MMAF! wise ass.

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-to-faceplant.html
wonder if he got a neck brace and sewn jaw for christmas this year?

http://www.break.com/index/komodo-dragon-eats-pig.html
I hate these frigging things! makes ya wanna just duct tape its mouth shut for a few weeks ,,,oh sorry where was i again?

http://www.break.com/index/firework-blows-up-in-kids-face.html
and the aftermath is? WHAT? WHAT HAPPEND AFTER? WHAT?

http://www.break.com/index/too-much-eggnog-for-santa.html
Um yeah santa dented your hood. now go sue him and his elfs ok.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=431_1221326710
WOW,, imagine all that prime rib you can get from this bull!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=851_1230502006
who said cats and dogs cant get along was a moron.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b3f_1230501576
really growing tired of these two asshole countries fighting like pussys.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=952_1230448787
at least he did the taxpayers a favor . sick prick.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=994_1172356135
ahhh dogs,, gotta love em even if they burn down your camp ground!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6d4_1230506078
no comment!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e0_1230427185
talk about shitting pickels.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ac2_1230478499
its gotta be that dammed vodka!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=06a_1213004268
same as above,,,,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b6a_1230389616
why yes i suppose finding your three year old daughters body among the ruins and having her head fall off would make most mothers cry.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=689_1230462869
MMAF!!!!!!! avoid that cab company while in germany.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=869_1230466717
no comment.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ad_1230423798
and then what happend?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=345_1230421098
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! ya gotta love the london police during wacked pull overs.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=591_1230387302
more crap from the mideast fighting.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e01_1230385266
talk about a contact high,,, damn!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd2_1230400693
geeze,, even pedi cabs are now being messed with.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=79a_1230502648
WOW!!!!!!!! i really feel sorry for all those,,,,?? it has to eat!!!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!!!!!!!!

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Wells seems today ´´the spoiler´´ who had just gotten over a broken foot two weeks ago, took a faceplant due to me,, cain. As always I or murphy lay in fron of the balcony door when the sunshines and it was toasty. To toasty for ´´the spoiler´´ as they got up from a nap on the couch and went to open the balcony door. Well they were tired and not quite awake and i saw this and got up at the last min and ran. This cause ´´the spoiler´´ to misjudge thier stepping over me and of course the right and left side of the brain had a fight and you guessed it. Down they went. Butt first into red,, the very large dragon tree that ´´wasderface´´ had repotted last spring. Snapped it clean off. ´´wasderface´´ was napping on the couch and heard the commotion and was like ´´wtf are ya doing´´? all they saw was feet and legs and a ass inside a large flower pot. Finaly ´´the spoiler ´´ freed themselfs from red the now dead dragon tree and got up and went to the bathroom.
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Reds currently being looked after , whats left of him , He might grow back all 4 prongs the rest of his body was tossed outside on the balcony as it came apart if 4 pieces. Telling ya it would have made a wonderfull hulu skirt! Regardless,, red died to save ´´the spoiler´´ from any possible injury. God bless you RED!! Sniff,, you were my fav plant to chew on the ends too. Heres hoping reds remains inside the pot come back and we can regrow him!!
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Other then that,, xmas here was nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! very nice. We got cat nip toys and bally things that make noises, which of course we must drag into the bedroom at 4:00 am to wake the humans. I think the diet my owners put me on is working, i dont pp so much and my back leg is ok and no more limping either. Getting old sucks,, as a cat after 40 years its all down hill. DAMMIT!
ok fine humans and pet lovers and owners of the world. Happy holidays to you all and may the new year bring many new endevours and much happy change too.
To the first responders that rescue ppl and pets,, mega thanks to the guys and gals , as heros you are !!!!!

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Take folks and have a HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!! and dont drink and drive or throw a large party where pets are around and fearfull of strangers either. We dont like the fireworks of some dummy letting us out when we know we werent supposed to let out. Remember to keep the drunks away from all pets and if need be, taze the asswipe who had to piss off your cat or dog :) !!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!