The Weekend Edition.
YES,, we were busy as you can see this past week. The humans have put up the outdoor xmas lights , clark or sparky as ´´wasderface´´ calls ´´the spolier´´ did a excellent job after just getting off the crutches from a broken foot 7 weeks back.
I gotta admitt it looks nice. ok lets get started,,,,
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Various Videos !!!

http://www.break.com/index/nerves-of-steel.html
seems that man has nads of steel to not have pissed emself after that close call.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Head-over-heels-crash-616406.html
the new body miller? wow what a crash this dude had.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Funny-Prank-with-a-Light-Bulb-616404.html
things to do when schools cancelled.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Drunk-Guy-Likes-to-Pass-Out-Thank-God-for-Good-Friends-616393.html
think he may have a drinking problem? nahhhhh.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/No-Books-For-Pedestrians-616388.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! way to go marshal texas city laws.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Froglore-616383.html
frogs.

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/call-the-waambulance.html
Geeze,,,,,,,,,,all those tears and a snot shot for leaving a class early?

http://www.break.com/index/woman-survives-vicious-bear-attack.html
only those scummy russian gypsi dills keep bears chained for life. too bad for the bear he didint rip of one of those assholes arms.

http://www.break.com/index/nasty-fish-hook-removal-from-hand.html
now that had to hurt like a bitch. enjoy that booze dude.

http://www.break.com/index/arabs-tossed-out-of-flipping-suv.html
now stand around and behead someone before you call the EMT services.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-christmas-light-display1.html
but what about what Al Gore told us all?

http://www.break.com/index/boxing-double-knock-out.html
id run too.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-play-leads-to-amazing-goal1.html
where did that goalie learn to play hockey?

http://www.break.com/index/romanian-debate-turns-ugly.html
gotta love them romanians!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Nuts-Bomb-616160.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dream-childlike-dreams-and-become-a-hero-616156.html
:)

http://www.break.com/index/mean-rottweiler-has-soft-spot-for-kittens.html
Rotties arent mean. Unless a asshole human buys one and makes em that way. Proof once again that Rottss are a good dog to have.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Busted-Humping-616150.html
Fido and his dry humps?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/URBAN-LEGEND-616147.html
some zit cream might help clear up that face dude, oh and your jim crow,,not cool.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Ultimate-truck-driver-616146.html
How rad for Vlad!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Snowplow-VS-Snowboader-616143.html
one of my owners have been there and done that in the early 80s. long story but a county plow ran over thier sleigh just missing thier legs. i mean come off a hill shaped like a long fish bowl with sides to gain more speed, and land 13ft on the road below? danke mr. cecile :) !

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Near-crash-with-dog-616133.html
lucky dog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Video-Beatbox-Worth-seeing-616131.html
i wont even say what this shit sounds like,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/CANCAO-PARA-AMIGA-616136.html
sad eyes, always rest in peace.

http://www.break.com/index/chicks-kick-leads-to-unexpected-ending.html
guess it aint called break for nothing. oh and dipshit, move the next time. the dude could have won 400 to fix that broken nose of his, if you had allowed it to be filmed!

http://www.break.com/index/raging-elephant-destroys-cars.html
something or some one pissed this elephant off.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Beware-of-the-Doghouse-Hilarious-610154.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Kid-goes-down-HARD-616130.html
look, a human feeder cart?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Hot-Chick-AGAINST-Gun-Control-616126.html
ok hun,, you sucked badly shooting with the 38s, wtf were you shooting at? try holding your breath, and stop shaking. the 357 ,much better aim and control . Oh and nuff with they are gonna take guns away, we have been hearing that shit since the 1970s early on. It just simply wont happen.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Russian-workind-days-616120.html
could that really be a white russian trash?!?!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Electric-sink-prank-616114.html
Sure thats gonna be a hoot for those that have pacemakers ,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/House-Of-Daily-Horrors-616111.html
wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/YOU-MAY-BE-A-CAFONE-IF-616093.html
MMAF!!! love the eyebrow part.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Coolest-Car-Prank-616092.html
now thats something my owners gotta try!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Gay-Vigilantes-Teaser-616088.html
??????

http://www.break.com/index/security-guard-slammed-in-stupid-accident.html
only in Europe folks!

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-attempts-backflips-off-wall.html
OUCH,, yet he tries and tries again.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Gary-Novak-Jazz-Solo-Preview-613886.html
for drummers,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Jimmy-Cobb-Series-Preview-613884.html
same as above but dammit dudes,, use open handed playing. not crossed.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Thomas-Pridgen-of-The-Mars-Volta-Rocks-This-Solo-610444.html
more drummers,, its kinda cheesy using a double bass foot pedal,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/BABAGHANOUSH-CONCERT-Clip-–-RALPH-HUMPHREY-613885.html
OPEN HANDED DRUMMER!!!! EXCELLENT

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Office-Daddy-part1-613879.html
jack the rippers off spring? part one

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Office-Daddy-Part2-613880.html
and jack the ripper off spring part two. this guy needs to be stomped on.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/2010-Mustang-FIRST-Reveal-613863.html
id take this stang over the new vette. wonder why GMC is going down the crapper?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Champ-s-new-dog-boots-613870.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if that boston name is or was winston,,,,lemme know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/mario-kart-in-the-streets-of-paris.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yo go mario,,,,next time,make a sticky bomb !

http://www.break.com/index/big-man-has-big-truck-rental.html
seems there are some ppl that could use this dudes service.

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-bicycle-kick-goal3.html
sweet!

http://www.break.com/index/fat-guy-painfully-branches-out.html
was he attempting to play Grizzly Adams?

http://www.break.com/index/cat-plays-dead-when-shot.html
its mother was probably shot and killed.

http://www.break.com/index/first-time-fighter-challenges-boxer.html
When bad lads gone wild? hard to believe this one.

http://www.break.com/index/lamp-prank-goes-wrong.html
I would have punched the bitch who swung the light,,,

http://www.break.com/index/livid-producer-caught-screaming-during-report.html
was that the bill orilley school of asshole reporting?

http://www.break.com/index/frightening-car-crash-into-crowd.html
why front row standing room only during outdoor car flings just arent worth the pain.

http://www.break.com/index/very-stupid-barbed-wire-backflip-stunt.html
it came from your ass, when you farted from the pain and fear, you piece of shit!

http://www.break.com/index/fail-compilation-of-bmx-wipeouts.html
well ,isint that special!

http://www.break.com/index/coward-sucker-punches-and-runs.html
run cowards run! and get a better dc too .

http://www.break.com/index/sappy-mario-kart-song.html
EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HOME NEWS!

Well folks it seems I cain, messed up my back foot. ´´Wasderface´´ woke up this past friday after coming home from work and taking a nap. Sure enough us cats were sleeping on the bed with em. Like we always do. Come time when the human got up and said ´´ok guys gotta go´´ i didint. Murphy jumped down and out of the bedroom. Only after the human walked around the other side of the bed did I jump and then the human was horrified as to how i landed. Seems either i messed up my back right paw either playing or fighting with murphy when the humans were working or i tore some nails out. So the vet was called,, and Guess i go this tuesday to get my back paw checked out.

Cant say iam looking forward to it. Getting knocked out with phenobarbatol and stuffed inside a kitty wicker ball carrier into the cold with a towel inside kinda makes me car sick. Then comes the old thermonetor up the arse to make sure I dont have a fever,, and of course the vets gotta move my leg and squeeze it making me probably meow and hate them untill the day i die. Also the humans noted that ive been drinking alot of water. as the pop corn balls are filling up fast the cat box. I dont know why but i have been thirsty as heck. I walk like a boiled egg, but i eat and poop ok so thats a good sign. I can even jump but it takes me some time to get the Umpf to do so. Of course muprhy hasint messed with me since this happend as he can see that iam hurt and really not in the mood for his drive by bullshit.

Other then that, saw the news and seeing more and more ppl losing jobs and whatnot. I really wish allen greenspan would have gargeld with a revolver about 3 years ago. Then maybe the money crisis might not have gotten out of hand . But Bush let the fuck stay and well here we are today. Wonder where Paul Wolfawizt is nowadays? The world food bank dude that was forced out due to improper conduct. Anyways folks wish me luck at the vets,, hope its nothing major and my buttocks can be home the same day i go :)

Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you guys and gals are !!!!!! Happy monday humans,, enjoy the rat race and dont stomp or trample anyone for some knock off sales at stores. Killing someone over a video console ,,,,,,,,it just isint cool fool!

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.