My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, December 14, 2008


The Weekend Edition! Hiya folks and welcome back. Seems the vets confirmed that I cain am diabetic! Due to being overweight /herditiy. So far no talk to any daily insulin injections. They are gonna try the diet thing first. But I give ´´wasderface´´ credit for scooping out the popcorn balls every 2 hours inside the cat box. Seems being a diabetic , makes one drink alot of water and have to pp alot. Oh and eat and eat and eat, hence why the diet thing for now. Murphys kinda ticked because he snacks off and on thru the day unlike me who has to kill off the food bowl in one sitting. Ok lets get it going folks,,,,,
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE WACKED WORLD!!!



http://www.break.com/index/monkey-has-insane-laugh.html
um,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/hallway-runner-gets-destroyed-by-door.html
pretty sure that had to leave a scar or major pain and bruising.

http://www.break.com/index/futuristic-hovering-weapon-system.html
if thats not fake,, thanks for informing our enemies of this.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/KFC-3-Employees-Bathe-in-Sink-Fired-TonyaTko-says-SO-WHAT-619618.html
kinda icky after watching this. I really dont feel like chicken tonight!.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Dragonboat-Race-Hannover-Maschsee-619624.html
the humans go and see this event every year but at a diff river and place.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Hulk-runs-through-supermarket-619622.html
it was kinda funny and ballsy too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Idiot-breaks-mirror-on-EVO-619613.html
dammit,, why do they always not show the before and then make a excellent after?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/High-school-fight-619606.html
same comment as above,, cept this time one has to turn thier head to view .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/crackhead-on-salvia-619601.html
wtf is that supposed to be? a human yeti?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Happy-Holidays-to-you-619582.html
he wasint drunk or anything no? damn,, lay off the eggnog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/How-to-cure-the-hiccups-619581.html
??????

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Unsuspecting-Golf-Faceplant-On-Ice-619566.html
new way of playing golf? looked rather fun too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Glacier-ice-comes-down-DANGER-619557.html
heed the glacier farts,,,,

http://www.break.com/how-to/chill-a-six-pack-in-3-minutes.html
radical dude,,,,thanks for the info!!!


http://www.break.com/index/cheap-ambulance-ride-ends-poorly.html
think thier health care system needs a revamp?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-staircase-skiing-faceplant.html
americas version of ski jumping? not bad ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/painful-leg-break-ends-fight.html
Ughhhhhh nasty leg breakage.

http://www.break.com/index/skills-with-a-15-ton-front-loader.html
pretty good endo dude.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-bamboo-cane-whipping.html
stop bitching punk,, you agreed to it.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-fire-extinguisher-prank.html
little asshole. hope the dude kicked his ass after he could see again.

http://www.break.com/index/the-brownie-laxative-experiment.html
now we know why some ppl dislike brownies. clever bastids!

http://www.break.com/index/another-wii-sports-casualty.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/first-ride-on-motorcycle-goes-bad.html
might be a repost but still funny .

http://www.break.com/index/drag-race-double-crash.html
right place right time with the camera,,,well done.

http://www.break.com/index/mother-of-invention-audition-tape1.html
Very Odd man indeed.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-eats-asphalt-after-failed-stunt.html
well that should set him back about 4000 grand for repair.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-refuses-to-be-towed.html
looks like a no win situation.

http://www.break.com/index/your-new-favorite-model-helicopter.html
the next new terrorist tool to use!?!

http://www.break.com/index/dont-mess-with-santa.html
GET EM SANTA!!!

http://www.break.com/index/smartest-mouse-in-the-world.html
WOW! now thats one smart mouse.!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/epic-football-failure.html
numbnut!

http://www.break.com/index/druggie-driver-struggles-to-stand1.html
Poor bastid!!! low blood sugar!

http://www.break.com/index/vinnie-jones-in-vicious-bar-fight.html
?

http://www.break.com/index/dangerous-explosive-mallets.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did ya like that fall on the ass dude?


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Snow-Pool-Jump-619890.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Lightning-Show-619886.html
great time great moment behind the cam!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/RAW-Man-throws-Shoes-at-BUSH-in-Iraq-619872.html
HOLY SHITE!!!! I guess they really really like W huh?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/nice-girl-surprise-barf-619869.html
now thats one hell of a burp!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Bush-get-shoe-thrown-at-him-619868.html
another clip of the shoe thrower at W.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Crazy-Rick-12-Days-Of-Christmas-619865.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! love this guys sence of humor merry xmas to you !

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Britney-Spears-Shower-Dance-with-Surprise-Ending-619864.html
think the shower needs some drano??? mini pool galore oh and love the dancing dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Painful-Wake-up-Prank-619856.html
mean kids,,,,,,,,,,great dad.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Painful-Wake-up-Prank-619856.html
Classic SNL!!! and the very first sara palin lookalike too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Gran-Torino-Movie-Review-Beyond-The-Trailer-619850.html
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!!
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OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET NEWS!

nothing much,, as i said eariler I was diagnosed with having diabeties. I know my spelling sucks,, blame the disease for it! So the humans have devised a diet plan for me with the help of the vet. As for my back foot, its better. It was more a humans version of gout? But now i can walk ok somewhat and jump again and rip murphy from the chair when i want in.

The other day the humans brought a metal lp bag and of course they know me so well. Once it was empty ,;The box it came in, they set it aside and sure enough i was inside my RV! Complete with a canopy so it keeps the light out and of course murphy. He sat by by new RV box for over a hour, trying to get inside . I wouldint let him Muhahhaahahhahah ITS MINE! Finaly due to me having to pp like a race horse i had to leave it and relieve myself and came back and yeppers murphy was inside sniffing around. I kicked em out there,, growling . The humans were surprised as i never growl hardly ever. But it worked and my new home is nice :) !

Not alot else to report. From finding missing dead kids , bush having shoes thrown at him and the ubber rich having a world class PONZI trick pulled on em, i guess i really cannot bitch too much. Take care great pet owners/lovers of the world! And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue humans and pets, as heros you guys and gals are. Have a happy last ten days till CHRISTMAS"! Be safe and this yr really put christ into it. No present can outdo what christ has done for you. Other religions we respect but this year its MERRY CHRISTMAS, as its our time to celebrate the birth of our lord. Danke for your understanding my position on this. Talk to you fine folks once again soon. Take care and god bless!!!

BEST REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and murph.

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