My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, January 25, 2009


THE WEEKEND EDITION!
Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. As you can see in the above picture, it was nippley week last, here in germany. Otherwise there would be no way in hell id have my face that close to murphys ass and vice versa. Yes fight, bitch and argue but in the end,, sucking of body heat remains top priority! Ok lets get this done and be on mad mad merry way,,,,,,.
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DANNY BOY! http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html
Not for those under the age of 18.
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Maybe someday a name will be placed with this childs face, untill then here are the war stats for the week ending. http://antiwar.com/updates/

Just hope this kid is still alive to tell his story.
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Videos Of Mass Confusion!


http://www.break.com/index/snowmobiler-almost-pulls-off-double-backflip.html
crazy fun time in the snow,,,,,wonder what would have happend if he didint make that last flip,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/husband-pranks-wife-and-kid.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/the-tree-terminator.html
Paul Bunnion would have gotten a hard on watching this one.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-arsonists-set-themselves-on-fire.html
watch for the flamming minni cooper!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Snow-vs-People-642095.html
amazing he wasint shot, stabbed, or beaten to death.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/The-Fast-Food-Challenge-654243.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN LEAVE!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Molberger-Gainer-flip-gone-wrong-654262.html
ahh yes,, letting your friend suffacate in the snow is priceless!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Idiot-Paparazzi-1-24-09-654233.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/antiquing-654227.html
dude,, ya ever like use bleach for your whites, cause that be some nasty looking pit stains .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fox-News-Guy-Inaugural-Edition-654223.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Freaky-Demon-Attack-654188.html
wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/temptation-654175.html
Awesome drumming dude!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/skier-bails-into-tree-stump.html
Bodie Miller,, the early years.

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-prank-call-to-cheating-husband.html
MMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/interesting-tire-repair-method.html
mr fix my truck dude?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-cracks-knee-on-failed-endo.html
dude,, buy a trike and leave the moves to the pros.

http://www.break.com/index/the-presidential-gatling-gun.html
thanks for sharing that info moron.!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-spins-on-chair-till-he-pukes.html
its no wonder his parents took away his sit n spin when he was a toddler.

http://www.break.com/index/doesnt-play-well-with-others.html
MMAF!!!!!!!! now you know who rules the roost in that home. a pussy.!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-presidential-facts.html
shame about those plane crashes,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/650-million-years-in-1-min-20-sec.html
oh crap,, i dont want russia as a neighbor!

http://www.break.com/index/scary-truck-jackknife-accident.html
after it happend i counted ONE person running to rescue. Lotta rubber necking going on though.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-balloon-animal-commercial.html
MMAF!!! great commerical.

http://www.break.com/index/joaquin-phoenix-falls-off-stage.html
easy there dude,,,,,,,dont want to end up like yanno dead.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-buddy-fishing.html
matt,, your fat ass moron, who taught you how to fish?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-pranks-sleeping-girlfriend.html
if she were smart,, she would wait a month, buy a bottle of booze, get him drunk and use her waxing strips on the inside of his ass hairs!!!!!!!! Now that would win 400 bucks bigtime.

http://www.break.com/index/protester-knocked-out-cold-by-nightstick.html
wasint kinda of overkill on the cops part?

http://www.break.com/index/student-tackled-and-arrested-for-snowball-throw.html
another asshole cop,,,damn is there something in the water?

http://www.break.com/index/coolest-wrestling-move-ever.html
looked more like a circus act then wrestling.

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-requests-new-song.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/union-pacific-explosion-caught-on-dash-cam1.html
excellent back up skills when you ass is on the line , no!

http://www.break.com/index/awesome-soccer-beatdowns1.html
COOL!

http://media1.break.com/static/live/v1/pages/sponsors/pizza-hut/pizza-hut.html
its real.

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-missteps-on-obamas-love-life.html
say what ???????

http://www.break.com/index/cal-ripken-made-out-of-thumb-tacks.html
Id say he is a big fan and pretty good artist too.

http://www.break.com/index/diane-sawyer-seems-a-bit-tipsy.html
oh yeah, she had one to many.

http://www.break.com/index/wrong-numbers.html
i hate those ppl that call and whine about thier life.

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-stripper-falls-off-the-stage.html
MMAF!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/Comment/ContentComment.aspx?ContentID=651710
looks like the chicken was tied down, not really cool.

http://www.break.com/index/car-nearly-crushes-pedestrian.html
that why one should not play with thier Ipod while walking down a street.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-scariest-bridge.html
was that the new bridges Obama said we must repair?
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DEAD END ROAD!.


Nothing really new going on. I cain have lost some weight due to diet ive been put on. Its ok for the most part , as when the food is put down i like use it as a all you can eat one price in bioanic time! I can scarf down food faster and store it in my cheeks like a hamster when i see that the humans are coming to pick up the food after a certian time here at night and in the day. Sometimes ill even go upstairs and barf,, and save it for later and eat it. Hey tough times call for tough measures buddy!
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Murph is still a prick. The other day he decided to sleep on ´´wasderfaces ´´ pillow pretty much on top thier head. Kinda looked like Davey crocket , oh and hes been yowling alot due to lack of sunlight. Its like murph snap out of it, i didint make winter so stop with the bitchings. Other then that,, things here remain as they are always,, calm cool and ok. So with that I think ill let you fine pet owners lovers of the world get going. But not before we should thank the first responders that rescue ppl and pets, Heros´s you Gals and Guys are. Take care folks , murph nods his head saying ´´YO´´. Have a good week humans and dont beat the fish or drag your kids for a walk.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity. Or something that may resemble such.

Sunday, January 18, 2009


I ATE A PROZAC AND I LIKED IT, HOPE MY OWNERS DONT MIND IT!

The Weekend Edition. !!! Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Lotta shit happening out in the big old mean cold world, gas hostages, ppl freezing, dying,etc. Seems its gonna get worse before it gets better. One thing to look forward to i suppose, you humans in the states get a NEW president. I call him Barack O promise,,,,,,and taking a wait and see attitude. Ok nuff ill get to the prozac part later,, till then,,,,,,
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http://www.antiwar.com/ its all there. Numbers,, tribes, countries etc.


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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html We added a new link for a guy that just tells it like it is. WARNING, not for anyone under the age of 18 (in most states)
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!





http://www.break.com/index/dog-walks-up-stairs-on-two-legs.html
Awesome dog dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Presenting-Heliumboy-649832.html
good job rob,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Amazing-Color-Changing-Jellyfish-649830.html
i think its the lights inside the aquarium,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Darts-To-The-Butt-649829.html
i think the australian guys were better at butt darts.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Laundry-Dog-649827.html
another cool dog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/lowrider-mishap-649806.html
dumb ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Oskar-vs-Herkules-2-Cat-Fight-649776.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! talk about a really good cat (play) fight. Id say the white one lost.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Chick-dancing-at-bar-649770.html
who said lesbians cant dance,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/drivebyfarting.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/pickled-egg-shot-649767.html
pickeled eggs are good.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Police-Chase-649766.html
anything is possible in kentucky,,,,,,trust me folks.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/crazy-grandma-649759.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was that christian ronaldos grandmother?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Street-Wisdom-Part-1-649757.html
i feel safer already,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-year-old-faceplant-649748.html
poor kid but thanks for the MMAF!




http://www.break.com/index/homemade-bomb-creates-gigantic-explosion.html
pretty sure the neighbors windows enjoyed that impact blast.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-taxi-almost-crunches-businessman.html
never ever call that taxi service.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-tape-five-m80s-together.html
and the aftermath was,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bird-strike-causes-emergency-landing.html
birds and jets,,whats up with em these days?

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-slowest-cat.html
sick! who ever filmed it and was hoping for a horrid outcome.

http://www.break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! he will remain a desk sargent.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
all those glass splinters,,,,,,,have fun dbag at the ER.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
riding motor bikes made for tatoo isint cool dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-breaks-nose-doing-pullups.html
um,, try metal next time and hope you can breathe better today.

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-jumper-falls-through-roof.html
did he live?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-jumped-in-mcdonalds.html
McBreak?

http://www.break.com/index/news-footage-of-huge-gaza-explosion.html
like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://www.break.com/index/first-sergeant-knocked-out-by-subordinate.html
sweet hit dude. Enjoy burning shit for the rest of your tour.

http://www.break.com/index/giants-fan-breaks-car-window.html
thats why i hate the giants fans,, pussy ass retards.

http://www.break.com/index/bunny-hop-goes-bad.html
that was done on purpose due to really ?? shorts you were wearing dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-knocked-out-starting-engine.html
who uses a chain start pull anymore? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/super-vicious-back-slam-knockout.html
might be a repost but i bet it hurt like hell regardless.

http://www.break.com/index/raw-footage-hudson-river-plane-crash.html
here on guligans Island?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-trip-and-faceplant.html
probably a real madrid player in future years to come.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Cuban-Healthcare-system-649424.html
of course not , they are commies!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Great-Moments-In-Presidential-Speeches-Compilation-649421.html
OMG and to think he was elected twice. MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Too-Much-Rum-649415.html
moron alert.

http://www.break.com/index/lamp-prank-goes-wrong.html
wasint that a fucking bright idea.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fat-Cat-on-Drugs-Kitty-Nip-649412.html
murphys bigger ,,,,,,,,,and badder too!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-Filming-Bruno-649405.html
is there anyone fucking happy in the states anymore?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Hudson-river-crash-SURVEILLANCE-FOOTAGE-649399.html
god bless peter sully sullenberger!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-finds-crooks-in-ceiling-649395.html
must be a training video but the cops voice at the end sounded less then happy fucking joy joy.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-training-649394.html
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/AMANDA-KNOX-IN-COURT-649393.html
that sick bitch did it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alec-Baldwin-For-AT-T-649392.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-649387.html
part one,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-2-649388.html
part two,,,, someone tell me wtf is the point behind this?




http://www.break.com/index/woman-drives-car-into-building-gap.html
Great car, bad luck and how in the hell did she manage that? oh and excellent rescue job to from the turk officals!!!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-nearly-launched-by-missile.html
ATTENTION all dickheads on deck! Did he not hear the warning or wasint told of this exercise?

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-owned-by-table.html
hows that broken jaw working for ya now dude?



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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE, in the middle of a dead end road.

Seems Murphy ate a prozac the other day/eveving. Yeah one of my owners is on that to help em cope with the crazy shit back in NYS 94 yr old grandma and more and more medicade being cut. I mean wouldint you worry if that was your grandma?

So lemme tell ya how drugs come here in germany. Not in a bottle. They are pretty much still inside thier orginal plastic or foil containers and ya gotta pop em out and use a old CVS bottle from the states . So as the humans were popping em out one fell. On the floor, they didint notice nor did i untill the next morning. I saw murph chewed on it,, the capsule came apart, and he licked some of the stuff that fell out.

HOLY SHIT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!! He was more hyper then Amy winehouse hoping to pass a piss test. His nose turned beet red, ran about the place. Took massive poops and played stalk Me and the humans. It was only after one of the humans asked what has gotten into murphy,, did they see the empty capsule on the floor, chewed and all of its stuff inside gone. This went on for a good part of 8 hrs. The humans called the vet and gave em the dosage and the name and was told,, didint seem like he ate alot of it,, just one lick , thats it took,, thats all it took yeah just one lick. Murph calmed down finaly. In the meantime he was having sweaty toes and a red nose and kept jumping on the humans as they layed on the couch watching tv. Me,, I hid wayyyyyyyyyyyyy under the couch where murphy wont go and braved it out. Glad to say after his high,, he slept like a member of congress trying to pass a fucking bailout bill for the auto union. Peace had settled once again in to our house.


Aside from that,, nothing new really. Same old . I did lose weight as the humans keep the food bowl up after they go to bed. No more midnight snacks etc. I still drink water alot and yeppers,, the humans have to scoop the catbox like 4 times a day due to my pp attack. But other then that,, who can can gripe? Ok Take care fine owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue and save humans and pets lives. HEROS you guys and gals are. Talk to you folks again next weekend. Till then enjoy the new week and the holiday off tomorow and remember why its there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009



The Weekend Edition! Hello folks and welcome back to this blog. Nothing new going on here but sure is alot of shit going on in the news. From russia with love no heat for your nazis to the mideast fighting that just never goes away . It flares up like a case of herpes. Cant someone tell both sides to GTFU already? ok here it is,, zee blog,,,,
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Numbers and News,,http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=14036


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VIDEOS FROM VARIOUS PLACES!






http://www.break.com/index/why-are-these-guys-so-happy.html
CHEERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nUFxsZqpA&eurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/feminine-lesbain-toothpaste-fotc-vid
Best movie lines!

http://www.break.com/index/heavy-bag-wont-stop-a-knockout.html
thats what friends are for,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/three-men-one-death-wish.html
Now thats just fucking awesome!

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/bigwave23.html
had to hurt part one.

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/luckyguy.html
close call part two,,

http://www.break.com/index/surfing-with-spinner-sharks.html
close call part three,,,

http://www.break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html
MMAF!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/woman-runs-over-security-guards.html
maybe she was in a hurry to buy herself a 300 dollar bathroom scale aka WII fit.

http://www.break.com/index/blending-lighters-creates-fireball.html
but will it blend ?

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-whacks-dad.html
They will have problems with this demon child later on down the road.

http://www.break.com/index/a-true-american-hero.html
no matter what,, NEVER drop the beer.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-human-slip-n-slide.html
makes the price is right really boring no?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-suffers-faceplant-and-screams.html
just keep on filming dad as ya kid screams in pain,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-towing-failure.html
rut rho scooby!

http://www.break.com/index/religious-public-access-host-badly-pranked.html
sunday school for adults still drunk on a sunday morning talk show?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-way-to-end-your-night.html
gross!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-fail-a-job-interview.html
MMAF!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-insane-on-christmas.html
medic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Older-Brother-Ouch-642253.html
he will grow up someday and hate his older brothers,,you watch!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Mini-I-m-Just-Saying-642250.html
WTF? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/One-man-One-roll-of-duct-tape-642246.html
His parents love him enough to film this.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-Cups-In-A-Row-Beer-pong-Champ-642244.html
all that wasting beer,, thats clearly alcohol abuse!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Whats-on-her-mind-642245.html
oh i bet she does collect clocks alright .AHEM!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-82-642231.html
wasint that bad,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-83-Just-When-You-Thought-They-Couldn-t-Get-Dumber-642235.html
simply the best of the best!


http://www.break.com/index/painful-gut-kick-knockout.html
well,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-climber-scales-80-ft-pyramid.html
the local tourist attraction,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-with-pop-rocks.html
at least he laughed smiled and is probably plotting her death as we speak.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-breaks-jaw-on-rail.html
why why?? they never show the aftermath?

http://www.break.com/index/pogo-stick-vs-treadmill.html
in theory it would have made sence, but,,,

http://www.break.com/index/scary-and-fiery-helicopter-crash.html
bad tripping always suck.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bad-hair-cut-prank-642993.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/im-crazy-642988.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Kitty-hangs-himself-by-his-collar-642981.html
hence why in this here house all balls and bells are taken off the cats snap off colars!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Balloon-Knockout-642970.html
it does sting!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/2-shot-vs-2-pints-642982.html
ok then.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bartender-blowing-fireballs-642968.html
wonder where the spinkler system was or the smoke alarm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/WEIRD-FISH-642963.html
no comment!


http://www.break.com/index/racing-copter-crashes-in-desert.html
all i smelt was coke burning in that copter crash,, what about you?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-python-sinks-teeth-into-aussie1.html
I bet steve erwin would have kicked this blokes ass!!

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-slapped-at-protest-rally1.html
ouch,think they are pissed off just a tad?

http://www.break.com/index/the-amazing-faceplanting-acrobats.html
just think chris angel works with these folks?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-obliterated-at-end-of-police-chase.html
kinda hard to miss that car unless,,,,,,,,,,your were running from the police.

http://www.break.com/index/tuber-slams-into-docked-boat.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-run-from-cops.html
why do ppl run from the police? it just makes things worse,, for you, the non cop.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-smash-watermelons.html
mellons crushing mellons?

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-french-game-show.html
Is that the french version of Laura Kroft?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-endures-paintball-firing-squad.html
man with large gut takes many shots!

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News from our house in the middle of the street.
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Seems this morning at about 11 ish as the humans were reading the morning paper in bed sipping thier coffee, ´´wasderface ´´ stopped reading and asked´´ do you hear a baby crying´´? This made ´´the spoiler´´ snicker and say , no but iam hearing someone having major sex!´´
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Now dont forget, ´´wasderface lost some hearing in thier right ear due to a china cymbol inncident, so they got up and listened closer to the half open window and sure enough it was like a porn movie. One of the owners the american was like OMG and laughed, the other,, the kraut was like so what. So what? my ears were going backwards as i layed in bed hearing the neighbors going at it. One of em is a mona for sure. ´´wasderface ´´ wanted to grab the cell phone and tap it but was talked out of it. Bummer. Cause then they would have burned a CD from it and slipped it into the young neighbors mailbox. After about,,,oh id say 30 mins something happen and all was silent. The humans looked at one another and started laughing thier ass off. ´´ARE YOU FINISHED´´ Yelled ´´wasderface from the half open bedroom window. Telling ya folks,, ya had to have been there.
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Other then then sunday morning nook sounds, nothing really knew here. Same old same. Its cold and there is alot of snow, cains still fat and peeing up a storm and iam getting older. So with that i think its my time to go call it a night and hit the hay with ´´the spoiler´´ Yeah its me Murphy on tonight. Cain asked me to tell the first responders mega thanks for rescuing ppl and pets and heros you guys and gals are. Also for all the fine owners and lovers of the world to like yanno take care etc.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,, ´´I can run faster scared then you can mad´´.

CIAO!!

Murphy v Bauer.

Sunday, January 04, 2009



The Weekend Edition. Yes, that pretty much describes our moods now that the holidays are over. Alittle bummed, spent and over ate too. Heres to a new year with endless things to break in this house, rugs to hack up hair balls and kitty poops that can make the humans run to grab the air fresh spray!
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http://antiwar.com/updates/


http://news.antiwar.com/2009/01/04/over-500-killing-in-gaza-war/
I was going to post the numbers in afgahnastan but its just to fucking depressing.
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Various Videos from around the globe.





http://www.break.com/index/most-painful-mouse-trap-gag-ever.html
now just what kind of person would do this? one sick puppy thats what kind. dude seek help!

http://www.break.com/index/laser-gun-made-with-xbox-360-parts1.html
pretty sure everyone is going to build one of those now.

http://www.break.com/index/driver-destroys-hotel-overhang.html
too much eggnog?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-snowboarding-trick-ever.html
Mikey like it he like it.

http://www.break.com/index/kathy-griffin-tells-off-heckler.html
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/its-your-lucky-day.html
thats what the sirens are for dummy!

http://www.break.com/index/robbie-madisons-world-record-jump.html
holy shit!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-sliding-on-asphalt.html
hows that road rash working out for ya? i hear ponds cold cream takes out the sting.

http://www.break.com/index/watch-a-year-in-40-seconds.html
wow,, time did fly by .

http://www.break.com/index/remi-gaillard-shark-attack.html
who said the french werent funny crazy ass bastids?

http://www.break.com/index/the-nutcracker-break-style.html
2009 will the least amount of babies being born due to this.

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-brawl-caught-on-cctv.html
another wallmart ?

http://www.break.com/index/angry-kid-gets-paintballed.html
iono,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worker-dodges-huge-warehouse-collapse.html
as i was watching this is was thinking how the hell does a forklift move around ?


http://www.break.com/index/guy-scorches-hand-on-stove.html
did he just get done watching scarface and downing some vodka?wtf,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/thats-what-she-said.html
MMAF!!

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-busts-wrist-on-ice.html
Well if i broke my wrist id put ice on it right? ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/two-idiots-collide-in-empty-parking-lot.html
CRAZY

http://www.break.com/index/freestyle-sledding-flips.html
i think this video was made not for the sled thing but for a ubber gay ass song to promote!

http://www.break.com/index/did-you-know-2008-edition.html
cool facts but the singer sounds alot like bob dillion.

http://www.break.com/index/garbage-can-lid-prank.html
might be fake,, and whats that thing hanging from the ceiling?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-girlfriend-on-christmas.html
MMAF!!!!! now that was cool and original too.

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-suffers-harsh-faceplant.html
I hope his grandma beats his ass with the snowboard.

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-destroys-new-car.html
think that back tire is toast?

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-robber-cant-escape-bank.html
arent the EU banks great at stopping a robbery?

http://www.break.com/index/was-it-luck-or-skill.html
a combi of both. cool clips,, have a look.


http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-slammed-by-door2.html
that happend to one of my owners,,,cept they werent a toddler. poor kid :(

http://www.break.com/index/driver-barely-dodges-dumb-woman1.html
Iam pretty sure that was amy winehouse coming back from a party.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/12/Pet-Shop-Boy-638875.html
MMAF!!!! stealing a puppie?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Funny-Thriller-Dance-641313.html
lets call this,, ´´´THAT DUDE THAT CANT DANCE FOR SHIT´´ video? cool.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Girl-on-Segway-Crashes-lol-641309.html
someone should make a segway race grand prix so stuff like this can make others lol.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/squirrel-on-greased-pole-641305.html
um i really could go somewhere with this comment but i wont, its just ,,,it wouldint be fair to the dude that filmed it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Guy-goes-nuts-in-office-641302.html
perhaps he just found out all his investments were false and is now flat broke?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/HILARIOUS-GIRL-FAILS-SKIING-641293.html
perhaps picking her feet up isint her strong point,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alive-641291.html
interesting,,,,,
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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE,,,,,,in the middle of the dead end road.

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Nothing! ok there was last weeks event about me triping ´´the spoiler´´ and breaking a large dragon tree named red. Red is still alive but his name has been changed to tripod! Seems 3 of his 4 stalks are still growing and well whos whats going to take place in a few months. Maybe a edward sissor hands thing iono.
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The humans partied it up on new years eve. Had fun played video games, towards the morning it with was with mostly one eye closed at it seemed that thier vision was suffering. I heard one of em say,, ´´shit iam seeing double´´ Not quite sure what that means but I was just happy when they hit the sack and yanno snored . Me and murphy just cruised thru the place, playing with left over party favors,, etc. Pretty sure murphy chewed on some tinsle or something. I had to use the cat box and well,, it was glitter city inside. We dont know what it was but its out of his system now and The need for shades in the cat box is a thing of the past.
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Other then that,, nothing new. News watching with the crazy shit in the mid east . I cant figure you humans out. Fighting over gods,, religion. In the end there is ONLY ONE god . You can call em whatever ya want but its still a god right?
Us pets are glad that we dont have that fucked up syndrome you humans have.
I know who made me etc. End the shit already on all sides.
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ok well with that,, HAPPY NEWYEAR!!!!!!!!!!! and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are. Take care fine pet owners /lovers , of the world!! Humans enjoy the new monday of the first year and make this year count!
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From our family to yours,, Best regards,
MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!