The Weekend Edition! Hello folks and welcome back to this blog. Nothing new going on here but sure is alot of shit going on in the news. From russia with love no heat for your nazis to the mideast fighting that just never goes away . It flares up like a case of herpes. Cant someone tell both sides to GTFU already? ok here it is,, zee blog,,,,
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VIDEOS FROM VARIOUS PLACES!






http://www.break.com/index/why-are-these-guys-so-happy.html
CHEERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nUFxsZqpA&eurl=http://www.screenjunkies.com/tvnews/feminine-lesbain-toothpaste-fotc-vid
Best movie lines!

http://www.break.com/index/heavy-bag-wont-stop-a-knockout.html
thats what friends are for,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/three-men-one-death-wish.html
Now thats just fucking awesome!

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/bigwave23.html
had to hurt part one.

http://www.break.com/bangkok-dangerous/luckyguy.html
close call part two,,

http://www.break.com/index/surfing-with-spinner-sharks.html
close call part three,,,

http://www.break.com/index/everyday-normal-rap-crew.html
MMAF!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/woman-runs-over-security-guards.html
maybe she was in a hurry to buy herself a 300 dollar bathroom scale aka WII fit.

http://www.break.com/index/blending-lighters-creates-fireball.html
but will it blend ?

http://www.break.com/index/little-kid-whacks-dad.html
They will have problems with this demon child later on down the road.

http://www.break.com/index/a-true-american-hero.html
no matter what,, NEVER drop the beer.

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-human-slip-n-slide.html
makes the price is right really boring no?

http://www.break.com/index/kid-suffers-faceplant-and-screams.html
just keep on filming dad as ya kid screams in pain,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/terrible-towing-failure.html
rut rho scooby!

http://www.break.com/index/religious-public-access-host-badly-pranked.html
sunday school for adults still drunk on a sunday morning talk show?

http://www.break.com/index/rough-way-to-end-your-night.html
gross!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-fail-a-job-interview.html
MMAF!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/kid-goes-insane-on-christmas.html
medic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Older-Brother-Ouch-642253.html
he will grow up someday and hate his older brothers,,you watch!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Mini-I-m-Just-Saying-642250.html
WTF? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/One-man-One-roll-of-duct-tape-642246.html
His parents love him enough to film this.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-Cups-In-A-Row-Beer-pong-Champ-642244.html
all that wasting beer,, thats clearly alcohol abuse!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Whats-on-her-mind-642245.html
oh i bet she does collect clocks alright .AHEM!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-82-642231.html
wasint that bad,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/High-Five-83-Just-When-You-Thought-They-Couldn-t-Get-Dumber-642235.html
simply the best of the best!


http://www.break.com/index/painful-gut-kick-knockout.html
well,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-climber-scales-80-ft-pyramid.html
the local tourist attraction,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wife-pranks-husband-with-pop-rocks.html
at least he laughed smiled and is probably plotting her death as we speak.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-breaks-jaw-on-rail.html
why why?? they never show the aftermath?

http://www.break.com/index/pogo-stick-vs-treadmill.html
in theory it would have made sence, but,,,

http://www.break.com/index/scary-and-fiery-helicopter-crash.html
bad tripping always suck.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bad-hair-cut-prank-642993.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/im-crazy-642988.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Kitty-hangs-himself-by-his-collar-642981.html
hence why in this here house all balls and bells are taken off the cats snap off colars!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Balloon-Knockout-642970.html
it does sting!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/2-shot-vs-2-pints-642982.html
ok then.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/bartender-blowing-fireballs-642968.html
wonder where the spinkler system was or the smoke alarm?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/WEIRD-FISH-642963.html
no comment!


http://www.break.com/index/racing-copter-crashes-in-desert.html
all i smelt was coke burning in that copter crash,, what about you?

http://www.break.com/index/huge-python-sinks-teeth-into-aussie1.html
I bet steve erwin would have kicked this blokes ass!!

http://www.break.com/index/reporter-slapped-at-protest-rally1.html
ouch,think they are pissed off just a tad?

http://www.break.com/index/the-amazing-faceplanting-acrobats.html
just think chris angel works with these folks?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-obliterated-at-end-of-police-chase.html
kinda hard to miss that car unless,,,,,,,,,,your were running from the police.

http://www.break.com/index/tuber-slams-into-docked-boat.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/index/why-not-to-run-from-cops.html
why do ppl run from the police? it just makes things worse,, for you, the non cop.

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-smash-watermelons.html
mellons crushing mellons?

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-french-game-show.html
Is that the french version of Laura Kroft?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-endures-paintball-firing-squad.html
man with large gut takes many shots!

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News from our house in the middle of the street.
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Seems this morning at about 11 ish as the humans were reading the morning paper in bed sipping thier coffee, ´´wasderface ´´ stopped reading and asked´´ do you hear a baby crying´´? This made ´´the spoiler´´ snicker and say , no but iam hearing someone having major sex!´´
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Now dont forget, ´´wasderface lost some hearing in thier right ear due to a china cymbol inncident, so they got up and listened closer to the half open window and sure enough it was like a porn movie. One of the owners the american was like OMG and laughed, the other,, the kraut was like so what. So what? my ears were going backwards as i layed in bed hearing the neighbors going at it. One of em is a mona for sure. ´´wasderface ´´ wanted to grab the cell phone and tap it but was talked out of it. Bummer. Cause then they would have burned a CD from it and slipped it into the young neighbors mailbox. After about,,,oh id say 30 mins something happen and all was silent. The humans looked at one another and started laughing thier ass off. ´´ARE YOU FINISHED´´ Yelled ´´wasderface from the half open bedroom window. Telling ya folks,, ya had to have been there.
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Other then then sunday morning nook sounds, nothing really knew here. Same old same. Its cold and there is alot of snow, cains still fat and peeing up a storm and iam getting older. So with that i think its my time to go call it a night and hit the hay with ´´the spoiler´´ Yeah its me Murphy on tonight. Cain asked me to tell the first responders mega thanks for rescuing ppl and pets and heros you guys and gals are. Also for all the fine owners and lovers of the world to like yanno take care etc.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,, ´´I can run faster scared then you can mad´´.

CIAO!!

Murphy v Bauer.