My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, January 18, 2009


I ATE A PROZAC AND I LIKED IT, HOPE MY OWNERS DONT MIND IT!

The Weekend Edition. !!! Hiya folks and welcome back to this blog. Lotta shit happening out in the big old mean cold world, gas hostages, ppl freezing, dying,etc. Seems its gonna get worse before it gets better. One thing to look forward to i suppose, you humans in the states get a NEW president. I call him Barack O promise,,,,,,and taking a wait and see attitude. Ok nuff ill get to the prozac part later,, till then,,,,,,
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http://www.antiwar.com/ its all there. Numbers,, tribes, countries etc.


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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html We added a new link for a guy that just tells it like it is. WARNING, not for anyone under the age of 18 (in most states)
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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!





http://www.break.com/index/dog-walks-up-stairs-on-two-legs.html
Awesome dog dude!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Presenting-Heliumboy-649832.html
good job rob,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Amazing-Color-Changing-Jellyfish-649830.html
i think its the lights inside the aquarium,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Darts-To-The-Butt-649829.html
i think the australian guys were better at butt darts.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Laundry-Dog-649827.html
another cool dog!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/lowrider-mishap-649806.html
dumb ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Oskar-vs-Herkules-2-Cat-Fight-649776.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!! talk about a really good cat (play) fight. Id say the white one lost.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Drunk-Chick-dancing-at-bar-649770.html
who said lesbians cant dance,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/drivebyfarting.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/pickled-egg-shot-649767.html
pickeled eggs are good.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Police-Chase-649766.html
anything is possible in kentucky,,,,,,trust me folks.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/crazy-grandma-649759.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! was that christian ronaldos grandmother?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Street-Wisdom-Part-1-649757.html
i feel safer already,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/10-year-old-faceplant-649748.html
poor kid but thanks for the MMAF!




http://www.break.com/index/homemade-bomb-creates-gigantic-explosion.html
pretty sure the neighbors windows enjoyed that impact blast.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-taxi-almost-crunches-businessman.html
never ever call that taxi service.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-tape-five-m80s-together.html
and the aftermath was,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/bird-strike-causes-emergency-landing.html
birds and jets,,whats up with em these days?

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-slowest-cat.html
sick! who ever filmed it and was hoping for a horrid outcome.

http://www.break.com/index/rookie-cop-spikes-another-officers-car.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! he will remain a desk sargent.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
all those glass splinters,,,,,,,have fun dbag at the ER.

http://www.break.com/index/furious-guy-smashes-bar-windows.html
riding motor bikes made for tatoo isint cool dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-breaks-nose-doing-pullups.html
um,, try metal next time and hope you can breathe better today.

http://www.break.com/index/parkour-jumper-falls-through-roof.html
did he live?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-gets-jumped-in-mcdonalds.html
McBreak?

http://www.break.com/index/news-footage-of-huge-gaza-explosion.html
like shooting fish in a barrel.

http://www.break.com/index/first-sergeant-knocked-out-by-subordinate.html
sweet hit dude. Enjoy burning shit for the rest of your tour.

http://www.break.com/index/giants-fan-breaks-car-window.html
thats why i hate the giants fans,, pussy ass retards.

http://www.break.com/index/bunny-hop-goes-bad.html
that was done on purpose due to really ?? shorts you were wearing dude.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-knocked-out-starting-engine.html
who uses a chain start pull anymore? MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/super-vicious-back-slam-knockout.html
might be a repost but i bet it hurt like hell regardless.

http://www.break.com/index/raw-footage-hudson-river-plane-crash.html
here on guligans Island?

http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-trip-and-faceplant.html
probably a real madrid player in future years to come.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Cuban-Healthcare-system-649424.html
of course not , they are commies!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Great-Moments-In-Presidential-Speeches-Compilation-649421.html
OMG and to think he was elected twice. MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Too-Much-Rum-649415.html
moron alert.

http://www.break.com/index/lamp-prank-goes-wrong.html
wasint that a fucking bright idea.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Fat-Cat-on-Drugs-Kitty-Nip-649412.html
murphys bigger ,,,,,,,,,and badder too!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Sacha-Baron-Cohen-Filming-Bruno-649405.html
is there anyone fucking happy in the states anymore?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Hudson-river-crash-SURVEILLANCE-FOOTAGE-649399.html
god bless peter sully sullenberger!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-finds-crooks-in-ceiling-649395.html
must be a training video but the cops voice at the end sounded less then happy fucking joy joy.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/police-k9-training-649394.html
UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/AMANDA-KNOX-IN-COURT-649393.html
that sick bitch did it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/Alec-Baldwin-For-AT-T-649392.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-649387.html
part one,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/1/MASON-DRAGGING-2-649388.html
part two,,,, someone tell me wtf is the point behind this?




http://www.break.com/index/woman-drives-car-into-building-gap.html
Great car, bad luck and how in the hell did she manage that? oh and excellent rescue job to from the turk officals!!!

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-nearly-launched-by-missile.html
ATTENTION all dickheads on deck! Did he not hear the warning or wasint told of this exercise?

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-owned-by-table.html
hows that broken jaw working for ya now dude?



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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE, in the middle of a dead end road.

Seems Murphy ate a prozac the other day/eveving. Yeah one of my owners is on that to help em cope with the crazy shit back in NYS 94 yr old grandma and more and more medicade being cut. I mean wouldint you worry if that was your grandma?

So lemme tell ya how drugs come here in germany. Not in a bottle. They are pretty much still inside thier orginal plastic or foil containers and ya gotta pop em out and use a old CVS bottle from the states . So as the humans were popping em out one fell. On the floor, they didint notice nor did i untill the next morning. I saw murph chewed on it,, the capsule came apart, and he licked some of the stuff that fell out.

HOLY SHIT FOLKS!!!!!!!!!!!! He was more hyper then Amy winehouse hoping to pass a piss test. His nose turned beet red, ran about the place. Took massive poops and played stalk Me and the humans. It was only after one of the humans asked what has gotten into murphy,, did they see the empty capsule on the floor, chewed and all of its stuff inside gone. This went on for a good part of 8 hrs. The humans called the vet and gave em the dosage and the name and was told,, didint seem like he ate alot of it,, just one lick , thats it took,, thats all it took yeah just one lick. Murph calmed down finaly. In the meantime he was having sweaty toes and a red nose and kept jumping on the humans as they layed on the couch watching tv. Me,, I hid wayyyyyyyyyyyyy under the couch where murphy wont go and braved it out. Glad to say after his high,, he slept like a member of congress trying to pass a fucking bailout bill for the auto union. Peace had settled once again in to our house.


Aside from that,, nothing new really. Same old . I did lose weight as the humans keep the food bowl up after they go to bed. No more midnight snacks etc. I still drink water alot and yeppers,, the humans have to scoop the catbox like 4 times a day due to my pp attack. But other then that,, who can can gripe? Ok Take care fine owners/lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue and save humans and pets lives. HEROS you guys and gals are. Talk to you folks again next weekend. Till then enjoy the new week and the holiday off tomorow and remember why its there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


MR.CAIN and CO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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