My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, June 13, 2007


THE WEDNESDAY EDITION!



Hiya folks and welcome to a off beat post. Seems murphy isint feeling well and asked me to fill in for em. Hence why yesterday, there was no MVFTLB! It happens i guess. So, lets do the eagle pics first, and then the news thats out there in the world. Heres hoping your wednesday finds you doing good too folks. OK lets do it!




´´what are you staring at´´?
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´´I ,,dont know. come look at this will ya´´
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´´If it stings me i will blame you but ok ´´

´´What the,,,what is that, kinda looks weird like you´´
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´´yeah yeah i could say the same about your ugly butt too´´


´´Think we can eat it´´?
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´´Iono, you wanna eat it go ahead, iam not gonna choke on whatever it is, knowing my luck mom and dad will blame me if you get sick or something´´
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´´dude chill out, i didint say i was gonna eat the thing, i merely ponderd the idea´´
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´´why you using big words? you aint never talked like that before´´!
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´´Well its simple, iam maturing and your not DUH´´


´´Was that mom or dad that just flew by´´?
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´´dunno dude i was busy eating the bug in the nest´´
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´´YOU ATE IT´´! and didint even share with me, you tricked me ´´
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´´pretty much,, um yes´´
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´´pecker head´´!
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´´whatever, but at least iam fed untill mom or dad come back with breakfast´´


´´Now i know why when we were little little, you always told me to eat the prey starting from the bottom up that mom and dad brought us. another lie right? HA, figures´´
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´´Well, look at it this way, could be worse, I could have pecked you to death too, but chose not to, must be something i feel for you, other then,,,,,,contempt ?´´
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´´i hope the very first rabbit you catch is full of lice ´´!
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´´and i hope when i burp, the smell of that fat yummy bug lingers in the air for your Beak to sniff too Hahahhaha,,,,ahem´´

´´If your looking for anymore bugs in this nest forget it! Mom cleaned this morning while we were sleeping´´
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´´Not looking for bugs, ´´
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´´are too´´.
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´´No iam not!´´
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´´Are too!´´
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´´piss off ´´
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´´iam telling mom you swore´´!


´´do that and ill wing slapp yer azz´´
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´´take it easy barbarian, iam just messing with ya´´
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´´Mess some where else and with someone else´´
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´´Look around moron! we are like 50 ft up in a tree in a nest down by the river! I dont see much prospect of finding another eagelte to talk to´´
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´´sucks to be me then´´.


´´Wonder what ppl think when they look at the cam thats pointed at us? ´´
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´´well if they were smart they would know right off the bat that iam the more intelligent one and was graced well in the looks department´´
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´´man,, you really full of yourself today huh´?
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´´Nah, just messing with ya like i said´´



´´KISSYYYYY Whos your favorite sibbling Iam Iam´´!
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´´I can smell that bug you ate ya little SOB´´
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´´I know hahahha ´´


´´So have you made any plans when we leave like i did´´?
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´´I am not leaving, staying here for the rest of my life. With mom and dad and the nest all to myself´´
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´´well while i admire the dreamer in you, iam afraid to inform you that , it just wont work that way. come next march or so, they will be banging boots and out poops probably a brother or sister or both. They would have to kick you out dude, or call the eagle police to remove ya´´
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´´there isint any eagle cops numbnuts, your just messing with me ´´
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No there is, they are the ppl that wear those smoke the bear hats and drive broncos, think they are wildlife cops´´
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´´really´´´?
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´´afraid so my man.´´
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´´shit, this changes everything´´!
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´´well um yeah id say so.´´
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´´can i move in with you´´?
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´´BuMuhahahahahha, oh now thats funny. ´´
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´´why ya laughing´´
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´´dude ya cant be dragging your sorry ass into my crib . I am going to be needing it to start my own family ´´
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´´oh,, right,, then ill just build a nest in the tree over there and hang out for awhile´´
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´´you do that´´.

´´you awake´´?
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´´yesssssssssss what now´´?
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´´iam gonna miss you when we leave here´´
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´´ sigh,,,,yeah yeah me too. but for now we have untill probably august to hang out , lets not talk about it untill the day comes ok´´?
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´´ok,,,,,,´´


´´youll be alright man. now lets get some nap time in. dream of using these wings of ours to see other things besides the house below and tree branches´´
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´´never thought of it like that. EXCELLENT idea´´!
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´´i know, but once you do, leaving is easy :) ´´
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´´Wake me when breakfast comes ok´´?
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´´you got it bud,, sweat dreams´´
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( And all was well in nest afterwards !)


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---Tony Snows Numbers In Iraq- Wednesday: 3 GIs, 12 Iraqis Killed; 30 Iraqis Wounded
Other news out there to have a look at,
You know damn well who was behind yet another car bomb in Lebanon.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070613/D8PNTBC80.html
This is shame really. Not to mention not a good sign either.


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0611071paris1.html
with all that money,, not one ounce of class can be found.



http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,488343,00.html
when squirels attack!


http://www.spiegel.de/international/europe/0,1518,488340,00.html
Tony blairs interview.



http://www.rawstory.com/showoutarticle.php?src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.buffalonews.com%2Fhome%2Fstory%2F97536.html
Pot may be legal for medical use soon in NYS.


http://alternet.org/workplace/53962/
Ka-ching.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6748811.stm
It will never end it seems . Abbas rock and a hard place.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/13/italy.nazi.ap/index.html
Former nazi free? hard to believe but its true. This wont go over well with many.


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/06/12/toxic.tapwater/index.html
something in the water it seems and its killing ppl literaly.


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/13/america/vote.php
would you trust this voting system? but 30 miilion dollars later, its still there.!


http://www.iht.com/articles/2007/06/13/europe/sweden.php
The USA and all other coalilition nations should take some refugees.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_on_go_pr_wh/fired_prosecutors
while its nice, in the end they will plead the 5th and walk scott free.


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070613/ap_on_re_as/afghan_us_prisoner
Idema is out of jail with his dog. Will he resurface soon to back his side of the story?
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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!!!!!!



http://www.break.com/index/singer-amazes-crowd.html
OMG simon actually likes a act he sees! Actually this singer is great.


http://www.break.com/index/the-worst-hunter-of-all-time.html
think this deer was thinking the same as me? EDDIOT!


http://www.break.com/index/how-to-escape-a-fart.html
i just dont really know what to say about this one,,,,,



http://www.break.com/index/japanese-treadmill-challenge.html
MMAF!! i cant believe one dude actually made it!


http://www.superdeluxe.com/sd/contentDetail.do?id=D81F2344BF5AC7BBBC3FE35701A69600331B7514C3C0B4B7
for SOPRANO fans that got ripped off, this ones for you.


http://www.break.com/index/cuba-gooding-jr-cialis-parody.html
MMAF!!!!!!! mature only,,


http://www.break.com/index/the-metal-spoon-prank.html
just how dumb some folks can get?


http://www.break.com/index/sleeping-friend-gets-hit-with-potato-gun.html
really morons on tape!


http://www.break.com/index/older-brother-life-lessons.html
This guy is a real f....king EDDIOT! over a doughnut?


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=311681
another use for a exercise ball,,,,


http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=311674
more stuff for soprano fans.



http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc7_1181708491
no comment.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8e3_1181690554
pretty cool skills, but lose the cigarette out the mouth.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ede_1181714594
no comment.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b90_1181727177
war and the internet. Graphic mature.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4ea_1181593519
some were funny others,, really odd.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5b_1181729774
MMAF!!!! this guy is hillarious.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=af3_1181726221
be she had one hell of a sugar buzz!


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=50f_1181720127
some of these i had to laugh at.


http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=010_1181716182
the downside of alcohol. sleep it off dudes!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!
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Not alot going on here. The weather has been humid but today was alittle better.
the other day we were let outside again on the balcony. Me and murphy tried to jump up to have a better look, but its blocked by a railing. We kept trying untill finaly one of the humans picked us up and then i got it! There is only a cement flower bed and after that,, nothing! So we stopped trying and just layed outside and soaked in the outdoors. Oh and also robbed a spider web too. There was a moth stuck in one or something and pawed it lose and ate it.
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Kinda freaked the human out as they thought i ate the spider. But after they checked and saw that the spider was pretty much pooping pickles due to my large face inside its web, they relaxed some. Think the spider was removed afterwards .
So, other then that, its been lame here. Kinda like the bush admin.!
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Ok folks, thats it for my improv blog ! Take care fine pet owners /lovers of the world :) And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets , Heros you gals and guys are !!!!
Have a good eveing , and come back tomorow if you like.
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the ?? edition for the love of sanity.

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