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THE TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL BLOG!!!

Greetings folks and welcome back to MYVFTLB! I know ,things here on this blog have been slacking like the dems on thier 100 day promise. But at least here, we make a attempt to get things done and admitt when we were just to lazy or busy to blog. So guilty we are on all counts. We hope we can be forgiven and that you will enjoy this blog tonight. Cains up first with his eagle pic comments, then its me with the news and of course the famous ´´morons on tape´´. so sit back and enjoy yourselfs. oh and ya might wanna bring your fav snack and beverage too for this blog .

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´´well its about that time where mom and dad fly in for our dinner, wonder whats keeping em´´?

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´´man, is that all you think about is food? What about other things like learning to fly?´´

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´´all in good time dude, but right now iam pretty hungry. Oh and for your information there is other things i ponder from time to time too´´.

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´´yeah, so what are they ´´?

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´´well its crossed my mind to shove ya out of this nest, but then the folks watching would see this and probably id lose my cute appeal on the spot´´

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´´i said it once and ill say it again, you just aint right in the head man.´´

´´check out the dude over there mowing the lawn, why does he run with the lawn mower, Yo dude down below, watch where your mowing, last time you threw up some rocks my way´´

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´´oh thats rich.! Iam sure he can hear you and know what your screaching at em ´´

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´´ill just wait till he gets under the tree and then yanno poop on em from above´´

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´´you do realize that one day that dude wont be around and this tree here might be cut down right´´?

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´´shit,, no i never really thought about that´´

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´´thats your problem man, you aint never thinking about anything but your own damn azz´´

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´´id like to think of it as self awareness dude´´

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´´ya been reading that magizine of yours again havent you? whats the name again of it´´?

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´´Better Beaks and Talons´´

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´´yeah thats the one. what they have, a D.R. Phill for eagels inside´´?

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´´something like that yeah´´

´´HEY FOLKS!´´

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´´is it me or are these new feathers growing in , itching like mad´´?

´´no its not you. believe me they drive me nuts sometimes´´

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´´hey new word, you heard of bitch fest right´´?

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´´yes, i ve heard that term used , why´´?

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´´iama gonna call it ITCH FEST´´ .

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´´your a true poet dude, really´´

´´dont itch too hard. you dont want mom doing inspection and seeing any rashes on ya´´

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´´ha, you should talk. they way you go at it, one would think you would look like a plucked chicken´´

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´´umm,, chicken, that sounds good right about now. wonder when we learn to fly, if i can snazzle myself to one of those over there kept in that bird pen´´?

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´´i wouldint advise it, its coverd in metal mesh fencing. would kinda hurt to hit that at 80 mph´´

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´´WOW thats how fast we can fly someday´´?

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´´when we hit attack mode and dive, yeppers. iam looking forward to it´´

´´well most eagles can hit that speed but with you,, um, id say probably a 65 er tops´´

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´´why you say that´´?

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cause i just have a feeling that your going to be a speacial ed case´´

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´´piss off ´´

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´´hahahahahahhaa,, made you mad!´´

´´iam gonna ask mom if she can get some calimine lotion pretty soon, this itching just wont stop´´!

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´´um dude,, i dont think they have a riteaid or cvs for eagles to deal with feathering´´

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´´so what are we supposed to do then´´?

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´´itch with extream caution´´

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´´how will i know i didint over do it´´?

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´´um moron, when it starts to hurt then its a clear sign you over did it´´!

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´´Stop calling me names peckerhead´´

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´´then dont ask moronic questions´´

´´check this out! my wings are getting bigger every day´´

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´´Yes arnold, you look buffed, and pumped up´´

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´´your just jellous is all´´

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´´sure,, right, if you say so´´

´´we look like twins now´´

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´´thats cause you copy my style dude´´

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´´man, you lack alot of things, but style is the one where its not even in your catagory´´

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´´oh really? then what catagory am i in then´´?

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´´ya really want a answer to that´´?

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,,,,,,,,,´´nah´´.

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´´didint think so´´

´´think the dude mowing the lawn below is calling it quits, lazy cocconut´´

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´´lets see you fly your azz on down there and push that thing ´´

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´´eagles dont cut lawns. while we may poop on them from time to time, we simply dont do such cumbersome tasks´´

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´´there ya go again using them big azz words.´´

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´´eat it´´

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´´buzz off soon Mkkky´´?

´´Bugs,, where are you, i need a snack till the feeders get back´´

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´´ you think as mom and dad as nothing more then feeders, dude thats like so wacked. you ruined moms reproduction organ, being the last born ´´

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´´i did not, you were the bigger egg therefore you ruined it on her´´

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´´i aint having this convo with you man. ´´

´´FINE! ill just lay here in the shade and take a nap untill mother and father arrive with take out´´

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´´now thats better. be gratefull for mom and dad, without em, we would be in some shed being fed by a human using a eagle puppet to feed us´´

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´´really´´?

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´´really, i hear it sucks too. cant really fly around to much and such´´

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´´wow guess i probably should be happy then ´´

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´´yeah, it wouldint hurt ´´

´´whos that over there´´

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´´dunno, looks like the ppl from the house over there, the ones i saw naked and nearly made me blind´´

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´´they do look better with clothes on i must admitt´´

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´´VERY much better´´!

´´wonder what folks think when they look at us, with that there cam thing´´?

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´´to be honest, by now they probably think your to damn cynical and self centered´´

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´´but but but,,, thats prepospourous´´

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´´keep talking like that and iam sure you will make even more fans dude´´

´´do i really come across like that´´?

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´´ does George W Bush suck as president´´?

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´´yes´´

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´´theres you answer then´´!

´´ok,, ill make a change and lighten up abit.´´

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´´good and while your at it, lose the attitude too´´

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´´ ok and that as well´´

´´sighhhhhhh´´

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´´ahh quit it. dont be throwing a pity party dude. untill you make your first kill ppl will find us adorable. work that key factor in . use it for your advantage´´

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´´and that works?´´

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´´most deff mo bro´´!

´´ya gonna wake me up again when mom and dad come back like last time´´?

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´´ya know i always do. ´´

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´´thanks, and sorry about being a jerk . i will work on my social skills more and improve my attitude´´

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´´you do that dude. now shut up and go to sleep. I need a nap too.´´

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´´k´´

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´´and love ya ´´

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´´me too!´´

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( and all was well in the nest there after )!
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The news out there today, it isint pretty either.

http://www.nysun.com/article/56809
Finaly one politician tells the truth.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19301194/
the surge is on officaly.10,000 more troops in iraq.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/06/19/charleston.fire/index.html
a tragedy bigtime, When losing first responders .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6769671.stm
more anger over rushdie and its growing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6767427.stm
Still think its safe to stroll in Baghdad John MCcain?

http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/0,1518,489360,00.html
Sometines its just not cool driving on the autobahns here. what a shame.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/18/AR2007061800123.html?hpid=topnews
I never thought id see the day where this would take place. If only self serving , yet its a start.

http://www.military.com/NewsContent/0,13319,139559,00.html?ESRC=eb.nl
all systems go for the space shuttle. still no word as to what happend to the ISS putes system.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2007-06-18-texas-health-care_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip
How shitty is the health insurance in the states? read this and make sure to not drop your jaw.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/world/iraq/2007-06-18-troops-rest_N.htm
the break nazi stikes again. apparently some folks in washington just do not care about the troops.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2007-06-18-white-house-emails_N.htm
how utterly charming for the whitehouse. maybe they had a aol account?

http://blogs.usatoday.com/oped/2007/06/the_army_or_the.html#more
Army Maj. Gen. Antonio Taguba spoke up, then was shut up and now is back to tell the ugly truth.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6766139.stm
They wont win this lawsuit, the US soliders didint win jack shit either. how the past catches up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/6766067.stm
every Nation that took part in the Iraq war OWEs these ppl .

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/18/AR2007061801503.html?hpid=topnews
more ill planned operations as par the course in iraq by the whitehouse admin.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/18/signing-statements-gao/
just ignore it ,maybe it will go away or no one will notice.
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----Tony Snows Numbers,Tuesday: 1 GI, 117 Iraqis Killed: 224 Iraqis Wounded

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MORONS ON TAPE?!!!

http://www.break.com/index/security-guard-smack-down.html
Possible lawsuit here. damn!

http://www.break.com/1408/sitter-cam-catches-ghost.html
for the ghost hunters out there,, and NO i didint watch it either!

http://www.break.com/index/rosie-odonnel-leaves-view.html
pretty clever video here.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6b8_1182113545
whos lying here ?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=468_1182224629
no sence of humor?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2f3_1182201576
what some ppl will do for 500 bucks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=964_1181860210
its pretty bad in gaza.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3ab_1182244444
very Twisted Sisters!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6ad_1182234939
another drive by in the states.

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NEWS from the house of Murphy and Co.
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Seems here this eveing as the humans were watching quizz taxi, they suddenly heard a helicopter, it was getting louder and louder and finaly one of em was like is that gonna hit the house, and ran out to the balcony to see well,, a helicopter landing in the back yard!
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By this time cain and i were outta there faster then paris and britney at a non alcoholic xmas party, now thats fast folks. The humans raced to the back of the house and sure enough there was a medi flight copter in the backyard! I think all the folks on this cul de sac were out of thier houses. It was so loud it made the house rattle. Then came police cars and firetrucks and amublances etc. After about 30 mins the copter started up again . So us cats thinking the thing was gone were pretty scared shitless when we heard that bird start up .slowly then faster and suddenly the house was shaking again . I swear that bird was no more then 35 -40 feet away from my fav spot in the window here.
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The humans took pics which iam sure they will post tomorow night. As the bird flew away it shook the house again and made the most god awful noise . It was so loud my owners had to yell at one another to talk to. So i guess what happend was in this sleepy little city suburb of germany, a massive fight took place way down the main street. and due to the large crowd of fighting morons, the bird had no safe place to land but up here at the dead end i call home. Didint look like anyone was taking away in it, thank god, but there were some folks inside the ambulances that were beat looking. No word yet on what started the massive fight but my owners are hoping thats the last of that shit yanno? oh and i might add the police had a small man hunt going on for a person from the fight too. And folks wonder why me and cain are indoor only cats!
MvB
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and with that folks, heres hoping your tuesday is going well and things were you live are shhh and no helicopters land in your back yard any time soon.
Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world, and mega thanks to the first responders that resuce ppl and pets. Heros those gal and guys are!

Talk to ya folks tomorow . Thanks for stopping on by and reading our duel blog for tonight.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CIAO,,,,,,MvB!