My View From The Litter Box!

´´good morning bro´´
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´´morning dude´´
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´´sure is a nice sunrise this morning huh´´?
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´´yeah, makes me stop and think just how great mother nature can be yanno?´´
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´´yeppers, i hear ya on that one´´

´´looks like mom flew off . what time did she come in´´
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´´dunno dude, i was napping myself too.´´

´´whoa would ya look at the beam of light, i need some shades ´´
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´´dont think they make shades for eagles dude, its just not something any human has thought about,,,,,yet´´
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´´well they think of alot of things lately,´´
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´´true, they even thought to take us off the endangerd list too, so now its offical. yanno what that means right´´?

´´YOUR SHITING ME RIGHT?´´!!!!
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´´afraid not, seems we are doing well enough that folks in washington deemed it ok ´´
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´´but but but , what about the greedy developers that dont give a rats ass about our habitat´´?
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´´oh those clowns? ahh more then likely as soon as young eagles leave the nest, its thier cue to start clearing land and pretty much messing up the landscape, which in turn will make breeding eagles not even bother to come back to thier nests afterwards to in the spring to start another family´´
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´´Now thats just plain messed up´´!

´´isint there something we can do ´´?
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´´ well for the bright ppl out there that enjoy wildlife, they can make sure exsisting nests dont become delibertly disturbed by morons who care not about nature´´
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´´and the other option´´?
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´´pray that folks reading this tell other folks that just because we were taking off the endangerd list, does not mean folks can shoot at us for any reason and have our asses stuffed and mounted´´
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´´ppl would do that´´?
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´´dude,, we live in a anti shizzle world. Some folks be hating everything that stands in thier way of making fast money´´
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´´those folks suck balls yanno that right´´?
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´´um, not balls, but major ass to get thier way for the land developers to come in and mess things up for us ´´

´´mom and dad know about this´´?
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´´yeah, they arent none to thrilled with the news either´´
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´´here comes mom now!!´´

´´No more talk about endangerd list in the nest ok guys´´?

´´OOPS,, think shes mad now ?´´
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´´nah, probably scared for us and well our speices´´
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´´um did she bring any breakfast in, if so it must have hopped out´´
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´´nope , she flew in to check on us and ,,,,,,,

´´AHEM,, end the convo pronto little ones´´!!

´´looks like wasderface is going to work , over there´´
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´´yep´´
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´´whistles´´

´´so,, about those folks down there, yesterday i waited untill one of em came close to the nest and let out my best eagle scream to let em know , they arent wanted here´´
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´´dude thats nothing.! I waited untill one of em had to do some yard work and hopped over the other side of the nest to drop some white out, down below´´!
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´´OMG ya didint´´?!!
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´´Did´´!!!
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´´HAHAHAHAHHHAHA,, your really sick dude´´
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´´nah, just pissed at the humans in power who think they know everything´´
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´´well yeah but to do a white out on em,, that takes some nads´´!
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´´not to mention excellent aim as well´´!
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´´true dat´´

´´YAWN,,,,,,smack,, iam,,,bored.
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´´me too, guess its time to groom and preen for the cams´´
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´´yeah ya might wanna forget cam 3 it was out of service earlier´´
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´´ i ll remember that ´´

´´you hear about all the fuss being made over that stupid tramp paris´´?
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´´sadly yes,it was all over folks tvs and computors. having eagle eyes is cool but now when ya have to look at that thing´´!
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´´i know, i almost gagged up last nights dinner when larry king had the drama hag on ´´
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´´total ratings grabber crap if ya ask me´´

´´there are some in this country, that care not about anything important´´
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´´iam starting to see this new trend take flight´´
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´´oh yeah, whats that called´´?
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´´ complacment´´

´´´´Hi mom´´
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´´shes not there, she flew off again looking for more food´´
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´´aint she a peach?´´
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´´most deff bro´´

´´looks like its going to be a sunny day today here in kent´´
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´´since when are you the weather man´´?
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´´since ive noticed that blue means warm and grey means cold and rain´´
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´´pretty smart´´
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´´I try.´´

´´ya hear that, that song coming from that house over there´´?
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´´i hear it, Fm radio never ceases to appease my ears´´
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´´ok remember what we practiced last night,, and 1, 2 , 3 HIT IT PEARL´´

´´Think we could become the next american idol´´?
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´´dude we already are !!´´
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´´ and left,,,,,,1 2 3 4

´´think folks are wondering what song we are dancing to´´?

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´´more then likely yes,,´´

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´´wanna tell em´´?

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´´sure´´.

´´david bowies,, ´´this is not america´´

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´´dude wtf,, what radio are you hearing? iam shaking my tail feathers to the stones, cant get no satfisfaction´´

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´´ahh just go with it,, folks will still like it, we are after all here to mug it up and inform ppl of how eagles survive!´´

´´Ok nuff, iam beat. and you dance like linus from the peanuts´´!

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´´eat it´´

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´´ alright lets get back to keeping watch on the sky for mom or dad´´

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´´good idea, and BTW you dance like Ann Coulter on crystal meth´´!

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´´That bad´´?

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´´that bad dude´´!

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´´ remind me to never ever dance again in public´´

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´´ you have my word on it !!!!´´

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( and all was well in the nest after) link for eagles new status,,http://www.ens-newswire.com/ens/jun2007/2007-06-28-01.asp
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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!!

Hiya Folks and how are ya? Good iam glad to hear this. No news tonight. Iam sure you heard all about the terror plot in london, and other stories that really dont shed much light on the hope of mankind getting along with one another. So tonight its the eagles and then the war stats,, cant forget the troops doing the work of a few mad men , and then the Video madness . So enjoy and forget the world outside around ya !
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-----The Blood Count In Iraq,,,Friday: 5 GIs, 31 Iraqis Killed; 11 Iraqis Wounded

VIDEO MADNESS?!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/roommate-re-revenge-its-my-churn.html
KARMA!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321441
Ummm,,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321445
maybe he just really really hates squirels and wants revenge? otherwise, why build this.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321423
what country was this in again? why the chanting during a possible plane crash?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321427
that would deff be a great anti home invasion weapon.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321424
gnarly i guess for a science project for school?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321401
but why would he ?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321391
maybe the ear pulling got to be too much and they left in disgust?

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321338
now thats really morons on tape!!!!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321342
a rat with prince charles ears? ahh but its true, check it out!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321323
I think he might have to pay the owners some major money after this. ´´Oh,,fff shit´´!

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321319
the cute appeal was just to much to not add this one.

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=321310
Now that really stupid on the goalies part .

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a06_1182946117
wonder if the cop that hit the other cop will face a driving ticket afterwards? now wasint to bright folks.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0b_1182860747
ok i watched this twice and what the police did WAS WRONG! funny how the police stood in front where the dash cam was focused on. Hate to say it ,,but ASSHOLES!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1a0_1182843171
more police mishaps. why did the cop turn his back,, dammit!!!!!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d96_1182853775
still think china is a great place to live? watch this think again.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=63d_1182983922
well its about damn time too.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6bb_1182954920
that sick moron gets no sympathy from me what so ever!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY AND CO!!!

not alot. seems the humans arent going to the states in september, think murphy already told ya about this. In a way iam glad, but sad for one of the humans here.As they really wanted to go and see someone,, one last time. But, when a someone says, no, then you just have to respect thier wishes yanno? Other news here, brings us some major ass kicking me and murphy did to a moth that flew into this place. It was pretty big, murphy pawed it in mid flight and i managed to stomp it down and from there,, well us being cats tore it apart. The humans werent impressed with the powder on our noses that some large moths have on thier wings.

I think the word used by the humans, was ´´super´´! which here in germany means ´´swell´´ ! Either way iam sure they are glad but wont say it , cause if that large moth had lingerd inside here, one of the humans would have lost a nice wool sweater. So thats about all the excitement here for this eveing.

Take care fine pet owners lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that resuce ppl and pets too.! HEROS you gals and guys are.

Talk to you come saterday, enjoy your friday eveing where ever this blog finds you.

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.