My View From The Litter Box!

´´ever wonder what its gonna be like ´´?
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´´about what ´´?
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´´when we leave this nest and start our life as adults, no more mom and dad to depend on dude´´
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´´think thats called life.´´

´´oh i see. well think id like my life to fly away and head on over to pugent sound, hear the waters great over there, chicks too´´

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´´The only way you ever meet a chick and she digs ya is if you bring her lots of dead critters to snack on, then she might look past your lack of social skills ´´

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´´oh and your all that and a bag of bird feed right´´?

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´´ohh yes Iam the shizzle for sure bro´´

´´your odd man really odd´´

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´´maybe but your the one lacking any tail feathers as of yet´´

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´´thats because you probably pulled em out being the pecker you can be´´!

´´who you calling a pecker´´?

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´´YOU´´!

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´´dont make me have to get up and teach your azz a leason young blood´´

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´´shit was that mom or dad that just flew over´´?

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´´dunno but iam getting hungry here, wonder if tonights dinner will be fish or red meat, i hear fish is better´´

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´´where you reading this shit´´?

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´´ better beaks and talons , i have a subscription´´

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´´Figures´´!

´´Look what i can do´´!

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´´How marvelous for you´´.

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´´your just jellous is all´´

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´´right right,,,,,´´

´´look at my long tail feathers,, dont you wish you had some lil ones´´?

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´´Like i said, pecker,, i probably would have some by now but,, well yanno´´.

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silence,,,,

´´you said it again , that word i dont like , take it back´´

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´´No!´´

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´´Yes!´´

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´´ NO!!!´´

´´Clown, sit your butt down, i dont want to make ya cry and have mom come down ´´

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§$%&/ ´´punk azz´´!

´´are you really leaving Kent and heading out to the other side of the lake´´?

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´´probably so dude. Think i wanna see something differant then this view´´!

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´´yeah i hear ya on that´´!

´´what are you doing´´?

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´´stretching my wing, why ya mind´´?

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YES!

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´´alright,, lets play ´´

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´´I tell mom´´!!!

´´muhahhaha ill sit on your lil azz bud´´

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´´get off me moron´´!

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´´nope, its that time lil ones,, ´´

´´LETS PLAY PINK BELLY´´!!!!!!!

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´´MOM HELP´´!!!

´´ if I have to FLY down there kids, I wont be a happy bird´´!

( after that,, all was well in the nest )

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THE WEEKEND EDITION!!! (sunday blues).

HIYA folks and welcome back to The Weekend Edition! ahh sundays,, always so blah. The humans have to get ready to head on back to work, well one does. The other is taking a day off tomorow for personal reasons. Anyways, today in germany and tonight i might add was STICKY CITY! Everything outside had a haze to it from the humidity here. No Boomers yet, but iam actualy hoping for one to clear the air out yanno?

We didint get let outside today :( seems the humans went out for some errands and what not. No, id say today all i did was sleep my large butt in front of the fan and enjoy the silence . No tv, no murphy trying to play just the sound of the fans.

Ok,, yanno the drill so here it is,,,

-The blood count in Iraq---Sunday: 2 GIs, 55 Iraqis Killed, 143 Iraqis Wounded

Other news out there,,,,,

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/06/09/AR2007060901464_pf.html
wonderfull,, really. Sighhhh

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070610/D8PM8O381.html
new Koolaid drinkers !

http://rawstory.com/news/2007/US_confirms_it_arming_Sunni_insurgents_0610.html
Hell dont stop now, tell all what many already knew.

http://rawstory.com/news/afp/India_bigfoot_sightings_prompt_offi_06102007.html
the yeti in india? ok then,,,,

http://alternet.org/story/53591/
they claim to have found god?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6738737.stm
sick!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6738923.stm
docking the station.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/06/10/france.nadal/index.html
i watched this ,, excellent game. roger looked really drained in the last frame.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/SPORT/06/10/canada.hamilton/index.html
pretty sure alonso isint happy with this. Awwwww.

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/europe/06/08/bae.bandar/index.html
well of course hes going to deny it,,,,,,for now.

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/06/10/paris-lowlights/
excellent video from think progress,, watch it !

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070610/ap_on_re_mi_ea/iraq
this pic reminds my owner of beruit lebanon in the 1980s.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070610/ap_on_re_us/beef_recall
Heck of a job FDA!! 5.7 million pounds of ill moo meat.

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VIDEO MADNESS?!!!

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Ok folks, thats it for me here. Time to make my way to the food bowl for a late night snack and then hit the hay. Think i can plop on the bed near the fan if murphy isint being a fan hog. Oh and the humans have found out that murphy hates dustin the stuffed donkey they brought. Video should be up soon for this. He was brutal towards a stuffed animal!!!

Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world. And mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are :) !!!!

Murphys up tomorow. Make sure to pay em a visit. Oh and i hope you enjoyed yourself here too this past weekend. Enjoy the last of sunday, dont hit your boss on monday and look towards friday .

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!

Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity .