My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009



HUMP DAY HAS ARRIVED! Are you prepared?


Ok lets check out this DB below. Was he the one who drew up the plans for torture and made sure 93 videos of CIA interagations were destroyed after Bush left office? Yes Rummy lay your hands in a calm cool manner, your going to need it.

´´See what we so is this,, we torture not the the torture we want but the torture we have´´
Can someone waterboard this bitch and see what he says along with ´´Dick´´ to find out thier secrets? I swear they learned alot from the Nazis and KGB. Oh for those NON CIA OR NSA , just those black water fucks who tried during huricain katrina to take away ppls guns who were LEGAL gun owners, you better run bitch.!
Hang em high, nuffs nuff for Eric Prince and the Billions he made. Eric? Enjoy your freedom too. Oh bty Eric sold the company blackwater. Its time to go after the scumbags who shit on our rights as americans and killed and then shit on countless others in various countries. ONWARD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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Numbers,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Wednesday: 2 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded
Tuesday: 4 Iraqis Killed, 12 Wounded
Monday: 19 Iraqis Killed, 11 Wounded
Sunday: 14 Iraqis Killed, 28 Wounded
Saturday: 2 Iraqis Killed, 7 Wounded


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Lights,, Camera,, ACTION!




http://www.break.com/index/dancing-lingerie-babe-falls-hard.html
was that paris and lin lo partying together?

http://www.break.com/index/insane-death-wish-backflip.html
will be a early victim of parkinsons for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/top-gun-spoof-goes-bad.html
what airline was that?

http://www.break.com/index/diving-bloopers.html
ok alot of them looked like it hurt, others sorry funny for being that stuipid.

http://www.break.com/index/student-slams-face-on-mat.html
stick to walking moron,, seems your running skills are lacking abit.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-whacked-in-head.html
i really hope that was a plastic shovel otherwise the dude is a asshole x 100.

http://www.break.com/fighting/most-unexpected-mma-knockout-ever.html
wonder what drunks he paid to practise that on untill the real match ?

http://www.break.com/index/little-toddler-preaching-at-church.html
cute but what is this little one saying?

http://www.break.com/index/hockey-player-fights-refs-after-cheap-shot.html
the Refs should have beaten this dude down to the ice and slid his body out of the game.

http://www.break.com/index/painful-motorcyle-stunt-accident.html
´´Born to be a MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORON´´!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/chick-faceplants-during-bike-race.html
MMAF!!! iam sorry but take the helmet off after your off the bike. hope your ok,,,

http://www.break.com/index/how-not-to-tailgate.html
no comment,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/why-forest-gump-strated-running.html
as if running from the pain will help this poor kids mishap.

http://www.break.com/index/canadian-sports-reporter-blooper.html
yes your were doing so well,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/jones-good-ass-bbq-and-foot-massage.html
um,,,,,,no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-roadie-tries-to-fight-band-onstage.html
sounded like a good song untill the idiot came along and started a fight on stage.

http://www.break.com/index/just-a-bit-insdie.html
well he can automaticaly walk to first base,, providing he can still walk that is.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-has-mean-right-hook.html
and there are those libs that say women dont hit thier boyfriends or spouces,, right right,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/lap-dance-with-death.html
this pos should have gotten life and not 30 years. drop the soap alot bitch !


http://www.break.com/index/real-life-pac-man-terrorizes-people.html
MMFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/6-year-old-ping-pong-prodigy.html
they need to beat her in order for her back hand serve to become better, or maybe shoot her dad or something.

http://www.break.com/index/big-chick-bellyflops-off-slide.html
that was a chick? iam sorry but air mixed with fat flubbers around alot,, makes it hard to notice yanno?

http://www.break.com/index/truck-dents-cars-rear-bumper.html
must have happend in the EU. ppl here tailgate big time.

http://www.break.com/index/dissapointed-cat-loses-pigeon.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhh fuck,, so close yet no pigeon.

http://www.break.com/index/oc-woman-leads-cops-on-crazy-chase.html
damn what a crazy bitch!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/worst-lake-jump-ever.html
gotta give em credit,, he tried,, made it but probably will need knee surgery.

http://www.break.com/index/old-shopper-barely-escapes-truck-crash.html
figures it happend at the dollar general,, at least she walked away from it.

http://www.break.com/index/fast-food-folk-song.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! this is too good to not view,, and the order was correct too!

http://www.break.com/index/blowing-things-up-with-nitro-glycerin.html
good to know just in case,,,,,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/index/high-kick-ko-at-basketball-game.html
they shoulld make that bitch the water, jock strap and sweaty towel boy after that dirty hit.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-assaults-woman-with-slap-and-baton-hit.html
Gee even the ´´pigs´´ in the UK are becoming not well liked. I wonder why?

http://www.break.com/index/goofy-looking-kid-performs-amazing-backflip.html
BRAVO!!!! ENCORE!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/accidental-paintball-nut-shot.html
Dear lord , let not this moron become a member of the military!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/karma-doesnt-hesitate.html
HAHA!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-doesnt-think-his-friend-will-jump.html
Iam 100% confident that this required medical treatment afterwards. Oh yes 100%

http://www.break.com/index/rugby-match-turns-into-huge-brawl.html
let the ´All ´Blacks´´ play this shitty team. What a lesson they would learn in a heart beat.

http://www.break.com/index/gun-powder-fireball-burns-kids-hair.html
rednecks,,,,,,,sigh.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-whacked-in-face-with-ball.html
MMAF!! how dumb can ya be?

http://www.break.com/index/dad-stacks-five-kids-on-motorcycle.html
cant say i blame the man, being how that country is shitty.
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY ,,,and those that Must dwell here with me.


Seems Since ´´wasderface ´´ is up very late at night and when not having to work, goes to bed when ´´ the spoiler´´ leaves for work, I decided i didint like ´´wasderface ´´ sleeping on ´´The spoilers ´´ of the bed. So i did a naughty and as well ´´wasderface ´´sleeps,, fighting,, night mares etc, they manage to kick off a blankie on the floor. They were awoke by the alarm clock only to see me spraying the blankie. THAT SIDE OF THE BED ISINT FOR THEM!!!!!!!!! I wasint beaten, just asked a ? ´´wtf are you doing´´? and I ran off. Now they , the humans have sprayed anti cat spray on the lower part of the bed and floor to that keeps me away. Kinda smells like,,,,,well, icky.
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Speaking of icky.. If you are reading this and live in germany and shop at a supermarket called PLUS,, DO NOT BUY THIER PRODUCE! fresh veggies etc.
My owners went there last week and brought a head of lettuce and were ready to make a salad, upon the unwrapping of it,, there were like 40 or more small black flying bugs that flew off in the kitchen. Tiny. They threw out the lettuce etc.
One week later those flying little fuckers became tiny black ants,, tiny tiny and they were everywhere like the NSA on your emails and phone calls, worse then mastercard actualy. It took my owners two cans of raid to rid the kitchen of these ants,,not to mention having to wipe down everything and cover things up as to not contaminate. http://www.plus.de/ DONT buy fresh veggies from this store.
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One time my owners two years ago brought brussle sprouts and within 4 hours,, small bugs were coming out of them. Again the raid. Now ´´the spoiler´´ has a very ?? when it comes to smells regarding paint or chemicals. Imagine having to make you morning coffee wearing a gas mask , one of which the USA armed forces issue? Other then that,, nothing new. Ive been put on the poop list since pping on the blankie, no head buts or love,, just being called pisspot. Cain is doing well as well as the humans aside from the ant infestation. Things here are cool now.
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For the taliban scumbags that are hoping to take over pakistian,, forget about it.
WART HOGS!!!!!! And with due respect to the leader in Pak,, dude open up your fucking eyes ok? Because if your so stupid as to be given 11 billion dollars in aid last year from the USA and have some moles in your mound,,,,,,,,get rid of em.
Otherwise,, the world will have NO awwwwwwwww once your nuke plants are taken over by scumbags aka taliban. We might go OOOOOOOOOOOOH when nato bombs the fuck out Packitstan. Yes i spelled that wrong on purpose.
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Ok folks its time for me Murph to bid you a bye for now and oh cain wanted to say thank you for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros you are. Stay cool,, be cool,, be safe.
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WORDS OF WISDOM´´What god in any religion would teach followers to murder and rape and destroy, what those who do not believe in anothers? ´´
Lucifer,,,,,from the start of man kind
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CIAO!!!

MvB.
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