My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, April 08, 2009


Its just another manic hump day,,,wish it was sunday,,,,oh hey and hi too. Happy passover to my jewish friends. Well the worlds gone batty with folks shooting ppl because they cant speak english or have other issues. If your reading this and having issues and thinking about killing ppl,DO US the public a favor and shoot yourself only. Just think if you fuck that up, then you name really gets into the paper not to mention around the neighborhood too. So there,, your famous and still have issues. Its a no brainer!! Onward,,,,,,,
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Modesto “Tony” DeCicco
Owned Hudson Pet Shop
Modesto “Tony” DeCicco, 84, of Germantown, died April 1, 2009 at his home after a long illness.
Mr. DeCicco was born February 7, 1925 in Long Island, LI the son of the late: Benvenuto and Rosina Suozzo DeCicco.
Before his retirement he had owned an operated the Pet Shop in Hudson for more than 35 years.
He was a WWI Veteran of the US Marine Corps having served in the Pacific Area of operations, seeing action at Angaur, Palau Islands.
Surviving are two sons: Anthony and Thomas, a daughter Patricia Griffin and two sisters Benna and Ines.
Calling hours will be 12 to 1 pm Monday at the Yadack-Fox Funeral Home of Germantown. Services will follow at 1 pm at the funeral home.
Interment will be in the Saratoga National Cemetery.
Condolences may be expressed at http://www.yadackfox.com/

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VIDEOS FROM AROUND?!?


http://www.break.com/index/mom-falls-off-speeding-boat.html
EIDIOT!!!!! drinking and boating is not good and against the law.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-mugged-on-paris-bus1.html
um,, and no one does jack shit? no wonder hilter walked in to paris!

http://www.break.com/index/snowmobiler-causes-avalanche.html
where is valemount?

http://www.break.com/index/playing-with-fire.html
wanna bet he is a jr firefighter?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-driver-falls-off-mountainside.html
wonder if those cactus´s hurt on his way down town,,,,

http://www.cagepotato.com/must-see-insane-capoeria-knockout
of course it works ,,they used it against the slave traders in order to excape like over 100 years ago.

http://www.break.com/index/wild-one-punch-knockout.html
running only makes the punch hurt more.


http://www.break.com/index/cat-learns-to-talk.html
exposed! The real wife of Gordon Brown.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-jump-fail2.html
well isint that special, another moron falls down and goes boom on a BMX bike.

http://www.break.com/index/security-guard-brutality-incites-soccer-riot.html
3 little pigs , see how they,,fucked up badly during a soccer game.

http://www.break.com/tv-shows/onion-news-network/dna-evidence-frees-black-man-convicted-of-bear-attack-695483.html
can you believe this shit?

http://www.break.com/index/brutal-street-luge-crash-sends-guy-flying.html
thats what helmets are for, in good times and bad times, they protect your skull forever more,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-first-pitch-in-baseball-history1.html
dude,, you need new glasses!

http://www.break.com/index/two-geese-looking-for-trouble.html
even the geese smelled something afoul with AIG .

http://www.break.com/index/girl-pranks-dude-in-shower.html
if they are boyfriend and girlfriend,, why the towel when he gets out of the shower? But good smash mouth effects!

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-woman-locked-in-her-car-911-call.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIMBO

http://www.break.com/index/clothes-thieves-run-over-accomplice-during-getaway.html
hope the broken glass and road rash felt nice douche bag.

http://www.break.com/index/electrician-falls-forty-feet-to-the-ground.html
um,, thats pretty piss poor training.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-burglar-cant-break-down-door.html
Is that Michael Vicks starting his first day on the job?

http://www.break.com/index/crushing-skater-nutshot-on-rail.html
no kids for you sir.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-scares-mom-into-labor.html
what a wonderful story his mom can tell him when he ask when and how he was born.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-lights-roommates-laptop-on-fire.html
excellent payback dude!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-girlfriend-gets-revenge.html
see what happens when a piece of ass can cost you much damage in cash?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-hole-in-one.html
watch out tiger woods,, the old timer still has magic touch.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-rally-crash-sends-car-spinning-in-air.html
one of the better rally wrecks ive seen in awhile.

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-nailed-with-disgusting-concoction.html
that man is one sick puppy,,err no pun intended.


http://www.break.com/index/dude-scares-crap-out-of-kids.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/fan-saves-sunbathing-chick.html
good catch dude,, that probably would have beemed her in the head.

http://www.break.com/index/flammable-tap-water.html
why can i say iam not surprised at this ?

http://www.break.com/index/fake-laptop-prank.html
MMAF!!!! excellent prank and worthy of money too.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-african-zip-line.html
now thats pretty damn awesome adreniline ride!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Grandpas-Keystone-Light-698972.html
cant say the beer is good but the commericals are better.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Keystone-Top-Shelf-698970.html
more of the same.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Fun-With-Lighters-698961.html
didint we all do this like when we were 17 yrs of age?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Jello-Phone-Prank-698948.html
should have stuck it inside the freezer for faster and better results.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Line-6-Micro-Spider-Dan-Sindel-698944.html
bet those that went out 3 yrs ago and brought the line six are now kicking themselfs in the ass.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/college-gay-dancing-698946.html
dudes that was so ,,,,,gay.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/4/Phone-book-to-the-face-698931.html
that was smart,,,,,,
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY,,,and others who insist on living here.


Nothing really new. Cains weight loss has stopped and now hes a mean lean eating machine. Guy eats like Rush limpballs cept cains weight stays the same, oh and cains not white pasty and sweaty either. Spring is here and the other day it was toasty warm and ´´wasderface´´ let us out on the balcony. It was fun, untill a large ass bumble bee flew around. The ´´wasderface´´ freaked out, chased us cats back inside and closed the screen door and lowerd the blinds so us cats can pop the door open.
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Gotta admitt mr.bumble bee was one big ass bitch. We all watched it tap against the screen trying to in. ´´Wasderface´´ got up close to it. Safey behind the screen and studied it. They hate bees and are allergic. So what do they do? piss it off by waving thier hands in front of it saying something like ´´hahhaha bitch come get me now´´ I personly think they are nuts but hey iam a cat wtf do i know?
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Well thats about it from here,, time for me to hit the bedroom and plop next to the spoiler and sleep on thier legs,, thus making them wake up trapped and unable to roll over. Cain wanted me say thanks to the fire fighters and EMTS ppls that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you are !!!! OK take care folks,, have a blast and enjoy spring, save ya money and read between the lines with those so called wall street experts.

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,´´,beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what if the beholder is blind´´?


CIAO!!!

MvB.

2 comments:

Hilda said...

Ahhh, humans. Always good for a laugh. Sometimes I'll watch my female human out in the yard (always pulling stuff out or putting stuff back in the ground; seems counter-productive to me). It's a real treat when any bees come around. She lets out a silly little squeek/yell, raises her hands in the air, and runs away. The best part is when the bee chases her! Good times. Good times.

Anonymous said...

Muhhaahhahaha! I hear ya Elvin. One of the owners is afraid of spiders, which in a way rid the outside of insects, and the other is afraid of bees. The mean bees. Hornets, wasp etc. Cept here in germany the wasps are tiny. But not the bummbles Ö!

Take care Elvin, sorry for your owners screaming lololol due to a bee.
Nice to hear from you again too.
Hope all is well!!!!

Regards,
Murph :)