HAPPY APRIL FOOLS HUMP DAY!!!!!!!

sure hope the configure worm didint ruin your day.ok lets get this done.!

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Numbers and News........
Wednesday: 1 US Soldier, 15 Iraqis Killed; 20 Iraqis Wounded
Tuesday: 10 Iraqis Killed, 58 Wounded
Monday: 15 Iraqis Killed, 19 Wounded
Sunday: 10 Iraqis Killed, 72 Wounded

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VIDEOS FROM AROUND THE GLOBE!

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-triple-pranked.html
why piss on this pretty chick? dude your so not getting anymore from her. FOOL!

http://www.break.com/index/splashed-and-antiqued-while-on-the-phone.html
be happy it wasint piss.

http://www.break.com/index/St-Stupids-Day.html
love the boots while typing.

http://www.break.com/index/exploding-envelope-prank.html
looks like fun,,,hmm,,,,must remind oneself to get some envelopes.

http://www.break.com/index/impossible-situp-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he stayed there long no?

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-japanese-pranks.html
some classics!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-do-the-ketchup-prank.html
another one that has to be tested out hehehhehe.

http://www.break.com/index/bulletproof-vest-test-goes-wrong.html
red necks and fire arms,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/man-catches-fire-at-gas-station.html
just how stupid can one be? enjoy those scars asshole. to think you put a babys life at risk is horrid.

http://www.break.com/index/chair-throwing-soccer-hooligan-chaos.html
soccer and suds just dont mix for some crowds and fans.

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-streaker-faceplants.html
he must really love the game of his balls to do something like that.

http://www.break.com/index/near-miss-in-afghanistan.html
gotta hand it to toyota, when ya fuck up them trucks stay upright.

http://www.break.com/index/horse-is-not-in-the-mood.html
um most vets test the horses out prior to make sure they are both in the mood. Dumb Ass.

http://www.break.com/index/angry-auto-worker-fights-boss1.html
He has a point,,but his friend is a asshole for blocking the camera man.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-cat-door-surprise.html
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.break.com/index/cat-wants-aquarium-fish.html
MMAF!!!! better get a ice pack for that kitty.

http://www.break.com/index/welcome-home-prank.html
just feel the love from his room mates.

http://www.break.com/index/newsreporter-locates-train-horn.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! talk about a blow hard.

http://www.break.com/index/news-anchor-makes-fun-of-womans-mustache.html
no comment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfxbGVplY2E&feature=related
MMAF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAeNStku5o&NR=1
MMAF!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhlG9qYsR8&NR=1
the beaker?!!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-scares-away-protestors5.html
where is there no place in this world where ppl are fighting?

http://www.break.com/index/best-prom-date-entrance-ever3.html
awwwww,,, glad that didint happen during the acutal prom.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-detains-running-back-during-emergency.html
bet if that cops mother inlaw was dying he would driving drunk thru the city and allowed to see her without any tickets or being pulled over. what a DB!

http://www.break.com/index/spider-grows-massive-in-a-month.html
comonly called garden spiders and yeah these pups can grow long and fat. the females get larger then the males.

http://www.break.com/index/local-news-birthday-wishes-failure1.html
MMAF!!!! how stupid can they be to fall for that old trick in the book.

http://www.break.com/index/the-triple-threat-prank2.html
they are just crickets pussy man.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-driver-destroys-music-store.html
at least the drums were spared!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/emo-kid-cant-breathe-after-fall.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/strongman-holds-back-lamborghini.html
hes not a pussy man!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-shrieks-over-bathroom-prank.html
something tells me she did more then just pp after that prank .

http://www.break.com/index/what-is-rocket-science.html
omg,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/cute-volleyball-chick-faints-on-live-tv.html
any college,, any colleggggggg splat!

http://www.break.com/index/angry-guy-kills-his-own-computer.html
notice how this redneck fuck, has to rub his balls everytime he hits, or throws the laptop, then talks to the laptop like it was a real person,, and rub his balls again? MMAF!!!! RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/absolute-disaster-at-running-of-the-bulls.html
HOLY RUNNING BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/porn-star-bree-olson-attacks-camera-guy.html
dummy its digital too hahahhahahahahhaahha

http://www.break.com/index/badass-judge-tackles-criminal.html
Judge dread?

http://www.break.com/index/guy-tasers-friend-in-the-shower.html
another pussy man!

http://www.break.com/index/very-polite-robbery-in-pakistan.html
another shit country to avoid!

http://www.break.com/index/hot-woman-deals-with-home-invasion.html
MMAF!!!

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News from our house to yours. Not alot to really talk about. Iam losing weight and now its stopped finaly. Murphy is getting that middle age spread hehe where Iam not. Seems the humans are getting ready to do the spring cleaning thing. YEAH not. I hate it when they pull out all of the funiture in search of ultra dust bunnies /beasts. One good thing about this mess is that they find some old toys we forgot we had and get to play with em again.

Aside from the world going to hell thanks to you humans , pets being dropped off because they can longer be cared for due to money or having to move due to human greed,us cats are cool.

We dont blame you for being a fucking mornon and adding another mortgage to your already partialy paid for house. We dont blame the banks for giving out loans to 75 yr old ppl with a 30 yr pay back, then sell that loan to a company that jacked the rates twice the amount.

We dont blame ppl for killing others over drugs or tax return money nor do we blame the goverments for letting this all happen. BUT what we do blame is for the media not voicing thier ´´we knew it´´ along with the little guy on the street. What,, telling the truth now suddenly isint cool? But now it is only because it makes for more news headlines. Kinda like the run up to the war in iraq. God was cnn and fox salvitating during the first months.

Since then,,,,,,they dropped that story, its old, it was wrong and hey lets now go pick on something else that might keep ppls mind on hold. Us cats have some advice for ppl, ´´Think FOR yourself´´! Danke. Well its my time to bid you all a fine farewell along with my brother here. Cain wishes to extend his thank you to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros they are. And think that alot of those folks are all volunter!!!!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM ´´´ Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining.´´

CIAO

MvB.