My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Sunday, March 22, 2009


The WeekEnd Edition. Yes I know,,its been almost 2 whole weeks since ive last done the weekend edition. Yanno how it is folks, Been busy doing things like losing weight. My owners are happy but alittle worried about it too. Iam not. Iam just glad i can clean my own buttocks again. Kinda embarassing having one of the humans using baby wipes on my ass cause i was to fat to clean it right! ok,,,onward,,,,
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Various Videos Around The Globe.


http://www.break.com/index/car-in-snow-prank.html
mean but yet,,,funny. Dig in dude.

http://www.break.com/index/man-attacked-by-bison2.html
dont take your anger out on the wild animal dipshit. You guys are the ones that pen it up along with the rest.

http://www.break.com/crazy-pet-tricks/thomas-the-cat-steals-mmsFINAL2.html
adorable cat,, but dude,, cats and dogs cannot have chocolate,, it can kill them. ask your vet and I hope thomas didint eat any.

http://www.break.com/index/dropped-drug-money-creates-freeway-chaos.html
KEEP THE MONEY!!!!!!!!! spend it fast and have a nice day.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Girl-on-Dirtbike-Wheelie-Failure-690182.html
dude,,,wtf? buy her a quad.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dog-Jumps-From-Moving-Car-690136.html
asshole owners,,,bet ya that dog is either dead or in a vet clinic.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/MY-REVENGE-FOR-GYM-NUTSHOT-690130.html
I love this couple!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Random-Guitar-Riffs-690129.html
dude,, why give away your shit free online? remember Fred Durst?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dumpster-Jump-fail-690127.html
Is this our future leaders to come?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Little-girl-takes-Big-fall-690115.html
EVIL MOM!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Plowed-into-Wall-Prank-690113.html
I think hes ok,,,,,with plotting revenge.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Huge-Spin-Kick-Around-Pole-Prank-690111.html
same as above....

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/DR400SM-on-ice-crash-690112.html
these ppl are odd.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Blindisded-Prank-on-Couch-690110.html
the next mass killer in the making,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/worst-nutshot-timing-ever.html
oh iam pretty sure shes going to be sorry for pulling that stunt.

http://www.break.com/index/old-woman-parties-during-spring-break.html
just remember unless your married to a plastic surgen, old age will have you looking like this some day.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-pizza-stoppie-failure.html
hows all that hot cheese and sauce feel inside your eyes? DONT ABUSE PIZZA!

http://www.break.com/index/Chick-Drives-Through-Convenient-Store-687090.html
she has some really bad issues!!!

http://www.break.com/index/backyard-dancing-body-slam.html
that man should stick to picking up garbage as he lacks dance skills.

http://www.break.com/index/f15e-strike-eagle-in-max-climb.html
um , what happend to the cockpit cover?

http://www.break.com/index/perputual-energy-light-bulb.html
awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-robot-models-in-japan.html
the new blow up doll on the market in the future?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Foreign-Kid-Chair-Prank-687419.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Foreign-Kid-Chair-Prank-687419.html
this video SUCKS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Dog-VS-Bird-687401.html
did anyone else get a case of vertigo and thank god these ppl are not your neighbors?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Penguin-disputing-the-rock-687399.html
king of the hill? ok but if you listen close via headphones it sounds like ppl are having sex!


http://www.break.com/index/guy-hit-by-car-goes-flying-20-feet.html
one lucky dude and at least the drive got out , not like in nyc!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-cat-figure-out-how-to-kick.html
um,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/siamese-crocodile-babies.html
mother nature can sure misfire sometimes.

http://www.break.com/index/horrible-skater-can-faceplant-without-board.html
hope ya like jello and pudding for 6 weeks.

http://www.break.com/index/perth-police-tases-guy-then-gets-flattened.html
not everyone likes to see a family member tazed bro.

http://www.break.com/index/alone-in-the-universe-by-jon-lajoie.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! taco handshake,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/girlfriend-pays-back-for-pie-prank.html
payback,,,,,I love this couple:)

http://www.break.com/index/forest-gump-in-one-minute.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/cyclist-training-on-top-of-moving-car.html
i think thats really lance armstrong practising.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-frat-dances-for-baptist-protestors.html
MMAF!!!!! excellent .

http://www.break.com/index/kate-perry-donates-boobs-to-chairty.html
why not? its for a good cause. you go katie.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-little-beaver.html
funny but i hope it had a good outcome for the critter.


http://www.break.com/index/car-rear-ended-and-totalled-at-red-light.html
HOLY SHIT!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-punching-failure.html
ok maybe it wasint the booze. Maybe it was the freshly waxed floor and wearing socks?

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-driver-takes-wife-for-ride.html
MMAF!!! momma mia and fung gu arent words of love,, after she wants a divorce. Doubt it happend but her lingo was hilarious.

http://www.break.com/index/police-double-standards.html
even some bacon is shit!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-bobby-trap-bottle.html
shame costner didint use this idea in the movie water world.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-with-freakish-tongue.html
I just,,,,,,,,,no its not right to comment about this.

http://www.break.com/index/nuts-double-smashed-on-fence-posts.html
hows that feel slap nuts?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-wipes-hard-during-race.html
too bad dude. Next time use the back breaks .

http://www.break.com/index/man-fights-bouncer-and-destroys-his-truck.html
iono folks,, seems to me it look like a lovers spat. Ya all notice where that bouncers hand went to before the pick up trick errr truck thing?

http://www.break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html
its PUTINS DAUGHTER!! she was awarded the new guard at status at daddys prison for ppl who piss putin off, or on.

http://www.break.com/index/excited-chick-lands-painfully-off-stage.html
Now thats just something so,,,,,iono ,, but cool. BAAAAAAAAAAAA

http://www.break.com/index/bald-eagle-snatches-prey-from-osprey.html
WOW!


http://www.break.com/index/motorcycle-burnout-catastrophe.html
looks like a repost , either way both assholes ruined thier bikes and ego.

http://www.break.com/index/the-rapping-flight-attendant.html
i wish this dude worked for lutftansana airlines.

http://www.break.com/index/this-is-not-a-prank.html
wash your hands next time? dude care to elaborate?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-falls-off-side-of-bus.html
why laugh bitch? that could be your sorry ass someday once hubby drops you for someone with more brains.!

http://www.break.com/index/saran-wrap-doorway-prank.html
maybe find a new roomate or live alone?

http://www.break.com/index/americas-top-model-audition-stampede.html
I didint finish watching it. Americas top dumb asses is what it should be called. Nothing like kicking punching a person to save ya own ass due a ´´car bomb´´scream´´ America sucks. it was over heated car,, duh that comes from the fucking radiator duh that cools the cars engine duh!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Throwing-Cement-686697.html
LOOK! WATCH!!!! this is what hard work is!! Sick and tired of the rich fucks making millions off the backs of ppl like this who bust thier ass to put food on the table and a roof over thier familys head.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Woman-Is-Terrible-Driver-686700.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! really if ya can park it, dont drive it.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Hot-drunk-Spring-Break-girls-atacked-by-birds-at-beach-686681.html
ok so who spiked her beer? or is she just that wacked after a few?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Chiv-full-onion-686670.html
no comment because I dont know wth they were speaking of!

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News From Our House on a dead end street!!!


Nothing really new here folks. Seems folks all over the world are losing thier jobs and homes still!!!! While firms hire folks to help figure out thier bizz going the drain the average joe cant even get hired. Greed is good,,,,,,wonder if the script writer for that movie wall street now feels like the biggest asshole.

Well thats it from here. Take care folks and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets. Heros you gals and guys are. Have a good week and dont beat your fish or forget to let your kids inside. Oh make sure to give you cat a hug.


Regards,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

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