My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, March 04, 2009


HUMP DAY!!!!!!!! ARE YOU PREPARED? Hello ppl and welcome back to this blog.
GM and Opel. What a joke! Do the CEOs of GM actually expect german taxpayers to pay for thier fuck ups in the states with no gurantee that the money they want will go to what its meant for,, keeping GM afloat and not sinking Opel in the process. Stick it up your ass GM. Make cars that ppl can afford to drive and ones that get more then 28 mph gallon too. Ok lets do it folks,, blog this bitch.

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Numbers,,,, 3/4/2009
3/3/2009
3/2/2009
3/1/2009
2/28/2009
2/27/2009
2/26/2009

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Judge em, some are ?!?!



http://www.break.com/index/hunter-barely-avoids-deadly-lion-charge1.html
and this is sport you fat piece of shit? God how sick some so called hunters are.

http://www.break.com/index/disabled-hockey-players-brawl.html
assholes. Next the reffs should just drag em by thier helmets and play ice toss into the box.

http://www.break.com/index/rc-rocket-crashes-into-crowd.html
Bet the builder of that rocket feels like a assclown after that mishap.

http://www.break.com/index/why-weathermen-dont-wear-green-ties.html
hes transparent during the weather check.

http://www.break.com/index/im-my-own-worse-enemy.html
MMAF!!!! his aim isint good thats for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/a-guide-to-grinding.html
grinder,,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/wakeboarding-accident-requires-some-stitches.html
intell inside? hell no.

http://www.break.com/index/two-camels-one-car.html
one wacked version of car pooling no?

http://www.break.com/index/horse-doesnt-like-jockey.html
gotta be a gelding,,,,,,,MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/sleeping-dog-runs-into-wall.html
dog was probably running from the fucked up economy!

http://www.break.com/index/transvestite-hit-by-truck.html
um,,, no comment!

http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-fat-americans.html
Watching this all i smelled was,,,,,,,,,bacon.!

http://www.break.com/index/dirtbike-gap-jump-goes-very-wrong.html
DUH? ask the dude if has any pain and where. Dont play DR moron.

http://www.break.com/index/the-butt-crack-chainsaw.html
one of my owners worked at a plastic factory and some dude playing a joke on his wife shoved a air hose to close to the anus, thus resulting in her death. Now this dude,, may have worked on your car and farted on your seats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you do the accidents and math , of course it all ´´Depends´´ too.

http://www.break.com/index/fat-shoplifter-gets-embarrassed-and-tackled.html
perhaps he was suffering from high blood sugar or low? Bawwwwwwwwwwwwhhhahahahaa right.

http://www.break.com/index/cool-deep-sea-fish-with-transparent-head1.html
dont you just wanna run out now and go deep sea diving?

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-jet-pilot-lifts-landing-gear-too-soon.html
lay off the vodka next time ya wanna invade airspaces.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-jet-pilot-lifts-landing-gear-too-soon.html
whatever make of car he was driving really took a beating. Now for his next auto insurance payments,, the same !

http://www.break.com/index/hundreds-of-firecrackers-thrown-at-one-guy.html
if they want wealth so bad,, sit on a cannon and get it over with once and for all.

http://www.break.com/index/fun-with-exploding-hydrogen-bubbles.html
um duh! remember the hydrogen bomb?

http://www.break.com/index/worst-soccer-injury-ever.html
hope he can play again. damn that looked nasty.

http://www.break.com/index/hockey-player-suffers-concussion-from-cheap-elbow.html
witt should have his knees snapped for that cheap crap shot.

http://www.break.com/index/one-dangerous-game-of-darts1.html
gross,, but well some sick funny stuff is i guess.

http://www.break.com/index/suv-obliterated-after-hitting-semi-truck.html
how someone NOT see SEMI TRUCK on the road and hit the damn thing?

http://www.break.com/index/suv-obliterated-after-hitting-semi-truck.html
thats some bad ass white trash folks.

http://www.break.com/index/stupid-and-painful-leap-of-faith.html
looks like yeti boy fell down hard and went out like a light.

http://www.break.com/index/cannon-blows-up-entire-house.html
too bad ya all didint think of doing that during the civil war.

http://www.break.com/index/get-off-my-head.html
MMAF! who does like Mann coutler?

http://www.break.com/index/slightly-possessed-demon-dog.html
just leave the fucking dog alone assholes!

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NEWS from The House Of Murphy ,,,and others that live here .



cain! He has a eating disorder! That brother of mine can eat and eat and eat and hes losing weight! Now the vets said he was diabetic and told em to put em on a diet and the humans did but since then,, iono, hes like a republican with a whore and a line of coke inside a hotel room, he just cant get enough! My owners are going to call the vet and see if maybe his thyroid is like outta wack. Its to the point now he actually tries to steal food from the humans.

As for myself,,, Iam ok. Being how ´´wasderface´´ works nights and comes home early in the morning long after ´´the spoiler´´ has left for work, Us cats are bored.
So Cain and i deviced a plan to wake up ´´wasderface´´ at around 2:00pm. We play drive by. I run em over on the stomach area , cain climbs on thier pillow, untill we see eyes open up. Once we have established a coma free human we play on the bed, I even fake charged the human as cats do when playing sideways. Cain licked thier ear, It was enough. ´´Wasderface the human got up and fed us! Patience isint a virtual when ya a cat folks. Other then that,, nadda so Iam going to go here. Oh and cain wanted me to thank all the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as heros you guys and gals are.


WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,´´,The circle only has one side.´´ Travis.

CIAO!!!!

MvB.

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