HELLO ITS HUMP DAY! DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE?

Murphy here . I know long time no headbutts or clawing. Things here in germany are ok. the humans are ok, we are ,,ok so lets start this blog,,ok?
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Numbers,,,,,,2/25/2009
2/24/2009
2/23/2009
2/22/2009
2/21/2009
2/20/2009
2/19/2009

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WACKED VIDEOS!?!?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/capoiera-demo-goes-very-wrong.html
ill be sure to go out watch one these sometime soon.

http://www.break.com/index/female-diver-slams-face-on-diving-board.html
is that polish swim team? jk,,,,,,,ahem.

http://www.break.com/index/sledder-takes-out-little-kid1.html
ya gotta admitt when ya do that on purpose to a adult its funny as hell.

http://www.break.com/index/pedestrian-whacked-by-swinging-tailgate.html
that had to leave some serious injuries,, poor bastid.

http://www.break.com/index/bird-learns-how-to-fish.html
so much for the term bird brain.

http://www.break.com/index/skaters-ankle-broken-completely-sideways.html
when you ride ruff you fall ruff and that looks like it really hurt dude.

http://www.break.com/index/cleaning-lady-hits-robber-with-his-own-crowbar.html
looks like mikey myers from halloween.

http://www.break.com/index/guy-knocked-over-by-snow-from-garage.html
Better then a strong cup of coffee to wake ya up early in the morning.

http://www.break.com/index/nba-mascot-falls-through-rim-and-onto-the-court.html
now that really had to hurt not mention bruise the ego too.

http://www.break.com/index/police-car-t-boned-in-intersection.html
instant ticket and no more cruising on a sunday afternoon!

http://www.break.com/index/biker-drops-on-homeless-guys-head.html
one of em broke the others fall thats for sure.

http://www.break.com/index/cambodian-kid-rides-gigantic-python.html
NO COMMENT!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-lose-at-dodgeball.html
they dont call it dodge ball for nothing.

http://www.break.com/index/skater-smashes-head-on-concrete.html
enjoy the early dementia dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Insane-CAR-CRASH-673476.html
figures it was a volvo used.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/WTF-673475.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Ugliest-person-in-the-world-673473.html
why i just bet his phone is ringing off the hook for dates .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Beth-Comes-Home-From-Welding-School-673465.html
um,,,,,,just watch it,, dont ask.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/WORD-673463.html
um,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Roommate-Alien-Prank-Goes-Bad-673444.html
MMAF!!! might be a repost but funny.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Funny-Prank-673435.html
read the fine print.

http://www.break.com/index/unlucky-pelican-becomes-shamu-snack-during-show.html
Gee ya think they are called killer whales for a reason? notice not ONE of the trainers got into the water.

http://www.break.com/index/world-record-for-farthest-human-toss.html
when at a bar where Skip works,, best not to fuck with em folks. Trust me.

http://www.break.com/index/biker-wipes-out-at-95mph.html
Lucy in the sky with diamonds? check out this bikers front wheel. see how its wobbley and shakey. No wonder the poor bastid tasted the dirt.

http://www.break.com/index/ceiling-fan-falls-on-mujis-head.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahem,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Revenge-of-the-Shit-674062.html
grow up bitch,, dogs shit all over the place. parks sidewalks. Remember child you once shit on your daddy!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Scooter-Ididot-Falls-674061.html
looks like Germany but either way i concur the dude is a idiot.

http://www.break.com/index/rail-claims-another-pair.html
another sac bites the dust.

http://www.break.com/index/deer-slams-into-glass-door.html
whatever scared that deer not even a door can make it stop running.

http://www.break.com/index/why-you-should-race-boats-sober.html
looks like,,,,,,,,,stupid .

http://www.break.com/index/all-purpose-pair-of-nunchucks.html
this dude is someone you really wouldint want to piss off.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-takes-slap-shot-to-the-head.html
ouch.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-best-sign-guy.html
ok,,,,

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News from Murphys house,,,,,and those that must live here as well.

Nothing. So take great care folks and enjoy the soon up coming weekend.
oh and cain asked to say mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets too, cause he says thats a heros job.

Words Of Wisdom,,,,,,,,,,,,´´YES WE CAN´´ Bob the Builder.