The Lazy Ass Weekend Edition.

Hiya folks its me cain,back again for more or less of the same. rants, bitching and funny ass videos(for some). But before we get to all that lets focus on what some states are now doing to save money. Having city and state workers take a day off for free in order to help with depression 2.0 . Now while my owners have had some rather nice encounters with the above ppl mentioned above, they also have had some NASTY ppl whom the encountered that works for a state or city adgency.

Tuff shit is my owners motto.

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Maybe next time when mr.smithers in inline at the DMV forgets to sign his name on a form the DMV worker wont bitch em out in public and tell em to go back and finish it and end up waiting again in line. Or when say some cities DSS offices have to cut back thier workers, perhaps those that got laid off or forced into early retirement or have to take a day off, will maybe see the light the next time they recieve a phone call from a client who has a question and they snap back ´´i dont know, call mizz bitch in the transportation department´´ and hangs up. Yes folks admitt it, some of you are happy as a pig in shit seeing the ppl that can make or break your day (in most cases they break it) out of a job and now sees what its like to be in dire straights! Comon,,,you know your snickering over this! :)
OK lets do this already,,,,
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http://antiwar.com/updates/ For the week ending.

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VIDEOS THAT MAKE YOU WONDER,,,,why?






http://www.break.com/index/german-traffic-stop.html
MMAFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/girl-one-punch-kos-guy-outside-club.html
sure that was a female?

http://www.break.com/index/the-human-catapault-stunt.html
I hear a few 2x4 nailed together might hold the weight numbnuts.

http://www.break.com/index/car-crashes-through-doors-into-several-shoppers.html
why some old ppl shouldint drive anymore.. damn!.

http://www.break.com/index/bill-oreiley-vs-christain-bale.html
I think Bale is better ,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/double-front-flip-from-racing-truck.html
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee hawwwwwwwwwwww

http://www.break.com/index/deer-somehow-gets-stuck-in-gate.html
there is good cops in the world it seems.

http://www.break.com/index/the-sport-of-chinlone.html
Now we know where hackey sack came from.

http://www.break.com/index/stoned-little-kid-after-dentist-visit.html
given kids gas during a dentist visit? wtf

http://www.break.com/index/super-fast-tree-removal.html
pretty sure thats good for the enviroment.

http://www.break.com/index/20lb-ice-ball-dropped-on-head.html
aftermath dammit show the aftermath!

http://www.break.com/index/christain-bale-is-a-fun-guy-to-work-with.html
FUCK YOU BALE!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/group-sake-bomb-failure.html
winners,,,NOT!

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-racer-trashes-his-car.html
you are a Idiot.


http://www.break.com/index/44-cal-nerf-gun.html
piss poor aim i think.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot_shoots_self_with_flare_gun.html
what a bunch of losers.

http://www.break.com/index/kids-parkour-attempt-ends-in-faceplant.html
looks like the kid didint want to hit kitty and used his face to rescue.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-front-flip-off-roof-ends-painfully1.html
seeing your life flash before your eyes will make some ppl scream and yell.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Warner-Brothers-Responds-To-Christian-Bale-Tirade-Comedy-com-662496.html
that bitch isint close to heath !!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Gasoline-plus-fire-equals-trouble-663477.html
no intell inside!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Why-are-Earbuds-so-Uncomfortable-663473.html
really no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Prank-Spoon-Lighter-Wakeup-663471.html
what a wussy bitch.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/my-brother-makin-jokes-663466.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/asian-teen-is-very-awkward.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/index/dazzling-neon-rainbow-jellyfish.html
wow, kinda looks like a deep sea lava lamp.

http://www.break.com/index/man-versus-chameleon-showdown.html
i wont ask why,,, really not.

http://www.break.com/index/alternate-might-putty-commercial.html
MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/duck-vs-jet-engine.html
that poor Duck!

http://www.break.com/index/popular-new-arcade-ride.html
free dildow bar?

http://www.break.com/index/barbed-wire-ruins-pig-romance.html
MMAF!!! talk about balls to the wall,, in this case, mt oysters to the wire?

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-beer-bottle-dominoes.html
only outside of the usa can this be done,,,,,MMAF

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Gimme-My-Prank-Call-664076.html
Um wait theres more,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Stop-Calling-Danielle-PrankCall-664073.html
part two,,


http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Carved-In-Number-Prank-Call-664074.html
part wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Eddie-Has-Syphilis-Prank-Call-664072.html
more,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Is-This-Patrick-Prank-Call-664071.html
more,,,,


http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! excellent remake

http://www.break.com/index/zednik-jumps-defender-to-score-goal.html
Gotta admitt that was a great goal considering the body speed bump in the way.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/The-Education-of-Charlie-Banks-663780.html
looks like a good movie to go see,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Caylee-Anthony-s-memorial-service-will-be-Tuesday-2-10-2009-664480.html
i hope her skank ass mother rots in jail then in hell when it dies.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Kop-Kop-Teyze-hassiktir-com-664463.html
damn even them russian grandmothers hit the bottle and act retarded.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/A-Shamble-s-Story-664462.html
keep ya day job honey!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/romkofokuz-664459.html
cool card skills dude,,but in a cementary?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Christian-Bale-roduces-Rocky-Raccoon-664460.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Rocket-RC-Car-Explodes-664448.html
looks like great fun,,,,,,,if your really bored.


http://www.break.com/index/ultimate-german-amusement-park-slide.html
now that looks like one wild ride!

http://www.break.com/index/funny-soccer-celebration.html
talk about rubbing salt in the wound.

http://www.break.com/index/cat-boxes-dog.html
MMAF!!!! excellent boxing for a cat.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/magic-car-664891.html
geeze even alittle bit of snow has these drivers cars running off of parking lots.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/MILK-CHUG-664886.html
3 week old milk my ass.!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/A-Close-Call-664882.html
cool tune,, nice clip.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Stevo-s-Jump-664877.html
looked like fun at the time iam sure.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Little-Christian-Bale-664868.html
more bale bashing MMAF!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/2/Crates-of-Doom-664857.html
did the DF think he was playing super mario ?

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http://www.metroland.net/savage_love.html For those really freaky fucked up ppl out there that need ? to thier A.
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News From Our House To Yours!
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Seems I,, cain have become a ,,,,,,a garbage digger, rubber maid raider, a dumpster diver! Being how the humans forgot to take the garbage out the other night, and left the door open in the kitchen, i figured id take a look inside the place thats off limits !
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The humans had eaten the night before some spare ribs and i sniffed at the garbage can, its lid slightly on but not completely. After pawing it off i jumped ontop and clawed and dug my way thru things such as tea bags, paper towels, empty but still lickable yogurt cups and finaly hit pay dirt. Them ribs wrapped in a paper towel. PAY DIRT! I managed to drag it out of the garbage can and drag the paper towel with the spare rib bones just outside the kitchen door and chewed untill my mouth hit the bounty. Quickly i looked around and ran dragging it away under the dinning room table . Seems the humans were in the bed room getting thier things ready for work tomorow. It must have been a good 15 mins of chew time(my owners are not very good gnawers) that i found lots of meat still left when ´´wasderface´´ saw the kitchen door slightly open and the paper towel parts on the floor next to it. Soon they traced it back to me.
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I was in the midst of a cats dream,, when i was spotted and my bounty was taken away . I clawed it back towards me and the human grabbed it away again. Fine stick it i thought as i managed to hang on to one bone and run upstairs with it . There i hid and chewed untill it was gone . Soon after as i was cleaning myself I heard ´´wasderface´´ closing up the garbage bag and taking it outside. Coming back and wiping down the floor where my rib trail started and ended. It was a riskfull event i know but damn am I good or what?!?!? Other then that,, nothing new here. Iam losing weight due to my diet iam on and hadint really pped alot in the litter box so it must mean my sugar level is almost back to normal. Aside from those damn kick ass rib bones eairler tonight ;)~
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Take care fine pet owners lovers of the world and mega thanks to the first responders that rescue ppl and pets heros you guys and gals are. Murph says hello, and with that I shall depart and head to the bedroom . I just know the fans will be on tonight due to the meat farts ill be sharing with the humans and murphy. Enjoy the start to a new week and remember to dot your i´s and cross your t´s when dealing with soon to be out of work state or city workers. They just might go,,,,,,,postal!
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REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN AND CO!
Giving you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.