My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Monday, March 09, 2009


HUMP DAY! Are You Prepared?
yo,,cause iam not. Actually iam thinking that hump day now more then ever makes humans figure out just wtf they are fighting for,, and for that matter, why they repeat the same mistakes again. But then again Iam a cat. I know that once a large plant is tipped over due to my mistake of raising hell,, i avoid that area like say,, the next britney spears concert. Its risky and to icky! OK lotta shit out there in this world of which you humans made and twisted to comply with certian nations petty wishes. Enjoy it and stew in it. Oh and stop dropping us animals off at the local pound because you are in a credit fuck due to your own stupidity. If ONLY us animals could dump the sorry ass owners of pets,,ya might think twice. Because in china,, they EAT CATS!!!!!!!
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NUMBERS AND CLOCKS THAT TICK AWAY THE NUMBERS,,


3/6/2009
3/5/2009
3/4/2009

This kid made headlines for being almost killed. Where are they now?
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WORLD WIDE VIDEOS OF ?!?!


http://www.break.com/index/terrible-backflip-faceplant-off-vending-machine.html
what would you do for a clowndike bar?

http://www.break.com/index/city-council-member-farts-during-hearing.html
yes have that recess but sniff at the end of the sentence!

http://www.break.com/index/confused-turtle-has-sex-with-boot.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!! i never knew turtles whimper during sex.

http://www.break.com/index/truck-vs-bridge.html
RYDER! never rent from them or higher em either.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/love-is-682527.html
sorry bo rider,, this time your song sucked.!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Tae-Kwon-Do-KO-683035.html
looks like the better man won . Its the same class and grade so forgive the idiot comment about how you dont fight some one better then you. They know jack shit,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/DUMB-ASS-DRIVER-683030.html
and the point of this is again,,,,,?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/Guitar-Hero-Metallica-Trailer-683027.html
MMAF!!!! finale someone noticed!!! Man back in the day there was no double pedal shit,, either you were fast or you sucked.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2009/3/PRANK-room-mate-gets-antiqued-APRIL-FOOLS-683037.html
who gets the clean that shit up after?


http://www.break.com/pictures/Break_Gallery_274_Thumb.html
looks like someone is going to go ape shit here!

http://www.break.com/index/party-girl-in-bra-falls-off-table.html
oh shes a lady and a winner too .

http://www.break.com/index/80-yard-kick-ties-state-soccer-championship.html
move over balack and beckhem,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/guy-hits-parked-car-and-smashes-storefront.html
lay off the hooka honey ok?

http://www.break.com/index/painful-car-jumping-failure.html
your father will hate you and tell you the truth, your really not his son.You were a product of incest.

http://www.break.com/index/highest-half-pipe-ski-jump-ever.html
dude ppl do this every winter in europe.

http://www.break.com/index/soccer-fan-gets-freaky-with-reporter.html
yes,,,dry humps are better then stabbings i guess after a game.

http://www.break.com/index/new-lyrics-to-rock-you.html
great parenting skills here folks.

http://www.break.com/index/skater-slams-head-riding-slide.html
arent you a bit old to be playing on the play ground ,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/mom-scares-daughter.html
ok the daughter needs her ass bitch slapped. Ya dont call ya mom names nor hit them. It was a joke slut, deal with and get over it. NEXT!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-redneck-lady-tossed-in-dumpster1.html
yanno i really dont know what to hell to make from this clip. Its just so,,,,wacked.

http://www.break.com/index/kid-slammed-at-end-of-massive-canal-slide.html
yes,,,the rising cost of health care,,,have a look.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-kid-faceplants-hard-on-board.html
thank you for flying moron airlines ,,,

http://www.break.com/index/watermelon-cracked-by-shuttlecock.html
bet he would be a excellent egg peeler.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-fails-at-pole-dancing.html
yanno ive wonderd why now for years,, how come men dont pole dance? Oh and lady,, hope your partial is ok.


http://www.break.com/index/guy-spanks-and-shoves-pie-in-girlfriends-face.html
MMAF!!! why does she stay with this dude? I guess he missed having a older or younger sibling?

http://www.break.com/index/driver-viciously-tboned-outside-gas-station.html
I think the truck was speeding but yanno opinions are like assholes,, everyones got one.

http://www.break.com/index/no-cellphones-at-concert.html
gotta admitt that was rude, hope they blew out his voice speaker :) !

http://www.break.com/index/infomercial-blooper-compilation.html
MMAF!!! the title says it all really.

http://www.break.com/index/britney-spears-wardrobe-malfunction.html
well britney ya didint mind your pussy sticking out when ya were paling with paris. I have the pic too ;)´

http://www.break.com/index/kid-knocks-can-off-buddies-head.html
Puck player bigtime.

http://www.break.com/index/the-uro-club.html
um and what would the WPG use?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-girl-gets-nutshot-revenge.html
sack slaps,,,,,cute for any couple.


http://www.break.com/index/most-awesome-dumb-europeans.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!! way wacked

http://www.break.com/index/baby-visibly-turns-over-in-moms-stomach.html
thank your moms for puting up with your ass for 9 months ,, literaly.

http://www.break.com/index/play-fighting-leads-to-expensive-accident.html
sucks to be you , wannabe bruce lee. ;)~

http://www.break.com/index/lucky-cyclist-survives-being-dragged-by-bus.html
must have been those fortune cookies?

http://www.break.com/index/dont-c-walk-onto-a-treadmill.html
intell inside?

http://www.break.com/index/illegal-go-carting-in-neighborhood.html
duh,, they are not legal for the street but still that was ,,,,cool dudes. Brings back memories.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-pogo-stick.html
no comment!

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One of my owners , who is news hound found this site in the state of CONN.
If you live nearby or think you may have saw some of these lost pets,, please call the number below every picture. I think my owner was reading CNN USA and saw a spin off from a story regarding cnn and saw this on the side board of the USA station.

Losing a pet sucks!!!!!!!!!!!! No matter or how it happend, the not knowing is the kicker here.

So keep your eyes and ears open and look around for the folks in HARTFORD CONN!!!! and Mass and neighbor states. Danke.
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News from our house to yours.
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Well its like a rubics cube on acid. Both humans are sick with some kind of stress related crap. Iono,,,ppl need to like take cat naps and sleep alot. Works for me !
Cain is now at a weight where he lost his round fat head. Still eats alot and drinks water like a camel. poops ok,, vet said,, so far so good. But wow is he hyper when it comes to food. I myself have gained weight and i think it looks good.!
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Then there is case here of the yellow crop round spots that has happend again.
Seems someone of us cats is leaving crop pp spots on the bed. Small mind you but still its not nice. WE are now both under the eyes of ´´wasderface´´ to find the crop pisser! Hence,, no one has been caught. I am claiming the 5th and shall speak no more about this matter! Other then that nothing new. Its soon to be spring and well for us guy cats,, we can smell when the balcony door is open and yeppers we meow alot . Figure it out folks. With shis i shall depart as its late and iam tired. Thanks for stopping on down and viewing this blog,, or not. Take care humans and remember,, 2 more days to go before its friday! Oh and cain wanted me to thank the first reponders that rescue ppl and pets too cause heros you folks are!!!!!

WORDS OF WISDOM,,,,,,,,,´´,Common sence is the best defence.´´ Murphy 2002.




CIAO!!!

MvB.

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