My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
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Sunday, November 23, 2008



The Weekend Edition!!

hiya folks and welcome to this blog.Well seems there is alot of things going on in the world. The saudi gov got a taste of thier own meds when they lost money via a high jacked ship wit lots of oil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then we do have russian passing new rule into law so a president can stay in power for 6 years instead of 4. Iam smelling Putins bullshit artist hand at work here folks regarding that. Regardless,, http://www.cnn.com/ http://www.bbc.com/ http://www.antiwar.com/ all places to get the latest REAL news and not the fucks over at fox´s version either. So lets blog it baby,,,,,,,
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The little pig that tried! Keep your eye on this piece of shit in the comming days regarding Iraq. To date the blood count stands at these numbers for the week,,

11/23/2008
11/22/2008
11/21/2008
11/20/2008
11/19/2008
11/18/2008
11/17/2008
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Global funny videos !!!




http://www.break.com/index/french-street-fight-knockout.html
that sure as hell didint sound like french to me, what a d-bag for the sucker punch.

http://www.break.com/index/back-sliced-brutally-by-rusty-rake.html
now that really had to hurt like a bitch.

http://www.break.com/index/massive-yacht-collision-and-destruction.html
I wonder if Gilligan was the helm when this ship collision took place?

http://www.break.com/index/police-dash-cam-strikes-canada.html
repost but still cool to see.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Motorcycle-Cop-Fails-609851.html
pretty sure that cop wont be doing any high speed chases on his scooter.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Crazy-Kid-Jumps-off-Roof-into-Basketball-Hoop-609848.html
nothing like slam dunking yourself,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Whores-and-Whoremongers-609821.html
no comment.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Monkey-Wars-609825.html
MMAF!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Self-inflicted-knee-to-the-head-609823.html
a self tko?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/American-Devil-609814.html
um,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,wtf?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Crazy-Street-Race-150-MPH-Lamborghini-Vs-Camaro-609815.html
pretty shitty Lamborghini dude.

http://www.break.com/trutv-crazy-stupid-vids/tow-me-away.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Beer-keg-smash-to-the-face-609803.html
ahhh drunks and the fun they have .

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/College-Kid-Fights-Professor-OWNED-609802.html
cheaters suck balls.



http://www.break.com/index/cheaters-trailer-destroyed-by-boat.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! redneck justice,,,its priceless!

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-old-lady-attacks-reporters.html
have her arrested for assult? you pussy ass bitch, tipping a reporters cam over isint assult, destruction of private property at best.

http://www.break.com/index/the-basketball-hoop-catapault.html
so hows that broken jaw working out for ya?

http://www.break.com/index/chick-confuses-brake-with-gas-pedal.html
that has to be a Stewarts Shop. They are known for old folk drivers running into thier buildings,, oh and drunks too!

http://www.break.com/index/sarah-palin-interview-while-turkey-slaughtered.html
WTF? hasint anyone heard of turkey or chicken slaughter by sudden underwater electrical shock? its alot faster, they die on the spot as soon as there head is dunked under water and there is no struggle. Figures Palin is around to watch it. Poor Trig!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/chubby-kid-lights-himself-on-fire.html
is this old footage of a very young Michael Moore trying out for the boy scouts?

http://www.break.com/index/hot-chick-pranked-in-bathroom.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bob Marley,,,,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/teens-wail-over-american-idol-finale.html
must be offspring of palin,, ICKY he has cooties!

http://www.break.com/index/busty-girls-talk-about-internet.html
um tits,, errr toots,, its called spam,,no matter what you may wear.

http://www.break.com/index/swift-kick-destroys-college-bunk-bed.html
NICE.

http://www.break.com/index/vengeful-man-blows-up-car.html
fucking turks,,bad ass wannabe rejects. I hope he became a partialy cooked turkey after that stunt.

http://www.break.com/index/bike-hero.html
BEST AWARD OF THE YEAR FOR BEING ORIGNAL DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/driver-fails-at-riding-on-side.html
love them redneck pickups,,,and them there fools that try to play colt stevers.



http://www.break.com/index/another-cat-bites-the-dust.html
talk about a teenage dirtbag,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/daredevil-leaps-from-bridge-to-bus.html
now thats one crazy SOB.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/dumbass-kid-with-fire-goes-wrong-609512.html
pine needles inside a garage? clean your barn much moron?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/GHost-time-609507.html
no comment,, make your own mind up,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Here-s-2-U-609505.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!! GO IRISH!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Guys-hood-flies-off-racing-a-Nissan-GT-R-609523.html
BEAVIS YOU DUMB ASS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Doggy-bottle-wipe-out-609484.html
what a crazy ass cute dog.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Cyber-Clean-609480.html
wow,,,,,,,,,,,a must have for some iam sure!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Sexy-Bikini-Girls-Fighting-609467.html
oooooooooooooooh.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/45-yrs-ago-today-JFK-assassination-609460.html
look at it and remember it. Some day when they are to old for prison , the truth will come out who was behind this murder of a good man. Once they are known involved,, hang em high!



http://www.break.com/index/workin-at-the-car-wash.html
you shower right? then think of this as a power shower and stop being a pussy running away from water.

http://www.break.com/index/chick-too-heavy-for-boat-seat.html
I can only imagine her poor husband,, or GF during sex when shes on top. Them poor bastids.

http://www.break.com/index/peta-pwns-lindsay-lohan.html
ok,, so that chick that tossed the flour on LL was def gay, and her excuse? ´´ she wear fur´´. I wont comment anymore folks

http://www.break.com/index/trick-soccer-throw-in-destroys-kid.html
leave it to the pros? right,, they suck at doing this just as much as the ammys. Do your research next time.

http://www.break.com/index/are-we-having-fun-yet1.html
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGG asshole Capt. you planted a might crappy voyage. Enjoy your shoulder stripes being ripped, and welcome aboard the Chump Bait .

http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dolphin-finds-a-new-friend.html
Beastality is only cute at sea world.? Iam waiting for some do good moron to denounce the shows there and picket it.

http://www.break.com/index/car-rear-ends-two-bikers.html
um,, if that was a chick getting out of that car then she be a he /she.



How wacked can it get over there folks???!!!!!!!

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NEWS FROM OUR HOUSE TO YOURS!

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Well aside from the weather here in germany, yes folks its been snowing since friday, things here are good. The humans let us out today due to the fact murphy was meowing and wanted to kill or hunt down some snow flakes. Folks as soon as the screen door was opened up, murph came charging out like he was all that. Soon as his feet hit the cold wet snow,, he ran back inside. Time spent outside,, id say less then 3 seconds. I, cain, on the other hand went out and sniffed and at some of the snow. Being how iam a black cat, i soon took on the appearance of some version of a yule log pastry!!! I did stay out for 15 mins, murph never came back out just sat and watched me play in the snow !
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The humans here are getting ready to dec the halls with bells of,,,,,,i forget but i know soon its super house cleaning time and alot of twinkle lights and stuffage comes down stairs and makes this place light up like, Heather Locklear after taking her drugs and driving . Yeah thats pretty lit!!!!! ok well ,, other then that,, ´´the spoiler,, foot seems to be healing where they can now use the crutches but lose the duck foot looking shoe they had to wear. So its back to burkenstocks, and no more one ninja shoe on ems. Hope they can walk next week without any assistance. Well i guess i should get myself going here. Thanks for the first responders that rescue ppl and pets as HEROS you guys and gals are.
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Take care and talk to you come next weekend.Till then avoid the road rage or roid rage, dont be a bitch and be glad your ass is still alive to take care of us cats!!
REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
MR. CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bringing you the weekend edition for the love of sanity.

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