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Sunday, November 02, 2008


Murphys Take On The Week Happenings.!
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Are you a ´´Maverick´´? Just what the hell does that mean? Who wants some old west mentalitly in the whitehouse who says he will follow osama bin laden to the gates of hell? Meaning, A maverick will take the country to those them there gates , even if you want to go there. Are you a socialist´? Do you feel fit to take away money that you worked hard for to make sure no one in america goes without? Is that commie talk? All this past week thats all we have been hearing on the tv regarding the final countdown to the elections come tuesday. I got a question folks,,,,,,,,,, Are you willing to stop spending so damn much and live within your means and end the bullshit that americans helped drive the global markets down the crapper ?

Finaly,, do you even care ?

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Here Be Those Numbers In Iraq,,,,11/2/2008
11/1/2008
10/31/2008
10/30/2008
10/29/2008
10/28/2008
10/27/2008

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Videos For The Insane Or made By the Insane, Enjoy Em Folks!




http://www.break.com/index/funny-gymnastics-faceplant.html
hard to believe that was not on purpose.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-coach-clotheslines-player.html
coaches and thier odd ways of protecting thier players,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/CrossFit-Oldtown-Show-15-Elise-and-Dan-go-Elite-598796.html
i take it these folks dont order out alot huh?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Affirmatron-does-each-other-598792.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Bottle-rocket-in-the-leg-598769.html
that made sence,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/kid-takes-goat-headbutt-598763.html
pretty sure that goat is dinner now.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Police-runs-Their-cars-on-Water-as-Fuel-Amazing-but-true-598756.html
let the doubters laugh,, looks like this will save these police mega money.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Steve-Snorts-Powdered-Pain-598753.html
love the end comment,, crying like you just watched the ´´notebook´´!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Funny-Wake-Up-598729.html
MMAF!!!!! love the screaming good aim dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Happy-Gummy-Bear-Trap-598721.html
wtf??????????????

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Dont-mess-with-the-bull-598711.html
its not cool really to have a bull teatherd but its nice to see the bull get its revenge on the assholes that think they are slick and smart enough to not get thier asses gored!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/sUPERED-acting-like-a-demon-598707.html
to think your tax dollars go to support that?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/When-Kangaroos-Attack-598700.html
repost but still funny.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Breaking-a-chair-598699.html
probably a staples employee.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/A-Cop-Gets-Arrested-WOW-598687.html
all them white boys on one black cop?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Fire-Balloon-598685.html
morons ruined a good pool table.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Failed-catch-598684.html
LOOK!! the NY JETS in practise.


http://www.break.com/index/very-frightening-accident-at-toll-booth.html
he aint moving,,,not good. and for how much change did he drop?

http://www.break.com/index/cute-chick-tricked-into-shaving-eyebrows.html
the wonders of booze and all its magic outcome.

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-baseball-fan-knocked-off-sign.html
rays fan? more like a philly fan that got beamed by some pissed off rays fan.

http://www.break.com/index/classic-halloween-prank-backfire.html
classic halloween backfire !

http://www.break.com/index/whacky-jockey-hangs-on-for-his-life.html
sorry folks but horse racing in the mud is like letting old ppl walk on ice. massive leg breakage.

http://www.break.com/index/idiot-with-parachute-suffers-accident.html
MMAF!!!! clothes lined.

http://www.break.com/index/funny-deer-flies-into-high-school-hall.html
poor deer, hope he found his way out .

http://www.break.com/index/kid-bounces-face-off-ramp.html
i have stressed enough about wearing a helmet but a full face one is what i meant, enjoy those lost teeth dude!

http://www.break.com/index/bmw-rolls-away.html
MMAF!!!! i guess some ppl dont use the e brake when parked on a hill right?

http://www.break.com/index/an-important-lesson-on-boobs.html
ahemmmmmmmmmmmm

http://www.break.com/index/college-shower-prank-failure.html
now thats kinda DB material,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-revenge-on-cat.html
ever think maybe the cat liked you? and whats up with the shitty parking dude? ahhh ya suck worse then sara palin at a thrift shop.

http://www.break.com/index/bmx-rider-suffers-nasty-crash.html
now kids see this dudes helmet? half frontal coverage,, helps save $ on teeth lose.

http://www.break.com/index/atv-moron-rams-garage-door.html
why is it that the retards come out in the fall using the ATVS in a bad way?

http://www.break.com/index/clumsy-body-boarders-funny-accident.html
hows that body slam working out for you dude? did ya enjoy the wave after?

http://www.break.com/index/little-woman-owns-creepy-elevator-guy.html
now that was a thrashing,, hope the db ran for his life and is hurt too ;) !

http://www.break.com/index/skater-fails-on-the-rail.html
ok two things we know here,, one he lacks a sack and two his ass isint nice to look at. all the rest are working against him for a good life.

http://www.break.com/index/butter-prank-claims-another-fat-dude.html
its Baaaaaaaaaaaack. The butter pranks.!

http://www.break.com/index/failed-hurdle-jump.html
its always the bigger ones that fly like a eagle when they trip.

http://www.break.com/index/dumb-driver-crashes-pedicab.html
Loser!

http://www.break.com/index/hilariously-weird-tug-of-war.html
the nylon wars,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/funny-baby-elephant-slips-in-mud.html
that is not a baby elephant FT! its a young bull charging the group with the shitty camera to tell em to back off. Finding it funny that it slipped and fell in the mud is sick. I hope who ever made the comments prior slip and fall and break your fucking leg,, of course in the wild too. no cell phone nothing.

http://www.break.com/index/one-line-on-the-sopranos.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! least these guys didint help kill a off duty cop.

http://www.break.com/index/cute-girl-dropped-on-head.html
he cant handle anything other then his frat brothers kegs?

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-destroy-your-quad.html
what kind of a asshole charges up the hill at a early start? hitting every bump and hole untill then going full throttle? I hope his quad is now trashed.

http://www.break.com/index/failed-attempt-at-riding-slide-off-roof.html
snow might help you little asshole.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-truck-drives-car-off-the-road.html
london drivers?

http://www.break.com/index/model-copter-destroyed-by-50-cal.html
gotta be BLACKWATER training camp.


http://www.break.com/index/awesome-scare-montage1.html
ppl scare so easy,, remember that when you vote.

http://www.break.com/index/embarassing-game-show-loser1.html
wow,, that was,,,,,,,,um,,,

http://www.break.com/index/jigsaws-hilarious-halloween-surprise1.html
gotta admitt it was funny then and now. MMAF!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/drunk-dude-painfully-shocked.html
so hows that inner cooked organ thing going for ya dude?

http://www.break.com/index/excellent-flying-tarantula-prank.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! ppl have no sence of humor anymore. sad actually.

http://www.break.com/index/prime-minister-takes-funny-spill.html
either to much booze or she didint wear senceable shoes?

http://www.break.com/index/moron-falls-hard-car-surfing.html
jose has one odd ass man nipple, but thats the least of his problems. enjoy the humiliation for years to come dude.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Little-kid-shocked-trying-to-steal-campain-sign-598116.html
wow look at those houses,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahemmmmm.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Shadow-Revolution-Lives-598113.html
nice trailer,,your knifes suck. one hard hit and your lower palm is gone.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Obama-is-the-Antichrist-God-hates-Obama-598034.html
now remember folks these are the same scumbags the lol at funerals over GIs that come back from Iraq or Afgahnastian too, saying they deserve to die because the are americans.??

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/the-ultimate-toture-with-fireworks-598032.html
one belt , tuck in your shirt and give back the mask you brought stolen at some tag sale might redeem you!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Chase-Utley-Rally-Speech-World-F-ing-Champions-598029.html
glad to see the phillies beat the rays. Long time no series win for philly. congrats guys.!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/sTREET-fIGHT-bAR-BRAWL-598027.html
when one person (s) starts a fight all the rest should stay the fuck out of it. fair fight mf was the motto we grew up with.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/WatchMojo-com-Streeters-40-598026.html
I think i do agree with this man.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/WatchMojo-com-Streeters-43-598024.html
bad feet? who the hell was he dating?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/WatchMojo-com-Streeters-45-598023.html
clearly off her meds,,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/WatchMojo-com-Streeters-44-598020.html
i really hope this man isint a home health care nurse. the eye comment scared me alot!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/WatchMojo-com-Streeters-41-598019.html
charm,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,ahhh yes.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Great-to-Skate-in-October-598017.html
the puppy pit VS the big dog pound? both were great, good job guys.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Halloween-Scare-Goes-Wrong-598004.html
HA HA!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Who-Says-Deaf-People-Can-t-Sing-597997.html
user!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Fat-Cat-VS-Small-Box-597984.html
wow that looks like me ,murphy!!!!!!!!


http://www.break.com/index/crazy-driver-smashes-into-traffic-jam.html
wanna be he was watching a dvd when that happend?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Sarah-Palin-Fires-Librarian-598453.html
stick to baking cookies toots!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/SNOWBOARDER-TAKES-FUNNY-FALL-598451.html
and Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Steeplechase-wipeout-598444.html
yes she can and with grace and dignity too.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Steeplechase-wipeout-598444.html
AMAZONS!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Idiot-forgets-to-put-on-his-parking-break-598430.html
who gave this guy a drivers licence,,,,talk about stupid.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Eating-an-Entire-Tube-of-Wasabi-598428.html
hope he has a ice box in the bathroom for the next day.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Completely-Shaving-Head-for-Mr-Clean-Halloween-Costume-598427.html
parties like this someone always ends up doing somthing they regret the next day!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Homeade-Playstation-Commercial-Domino-Games-598476.html
theres some nice games in that dudes ps collection.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Valentino-Rossi-takes-a-piss-stop-598473.html
wonder if F1 has these little pit stops for over active bladders?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Alcohol-Poisoning-at-Beach-Week-598415.html
its ok,,,,,really its ok. everyone falls asleep taking a shit on the toilet from to much booze.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Guy-Hot-Glues-Mustache-On-598412.html
was he dressed up as freddy mercury?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/10-YEARS-OF-STUNTS-FIGHTS-PRANKS-598402.html
thats the human race?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Cameraman-Gets-Pwnd-by-a-Football-598403.html
feel the love,,,the love as the pigskin grazed his 300 dollar video camera.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Quasi-Dissonant-598398.html
Hes baaaaaaaaaaack. The Piano man. Great playing dude. sounds like choppin.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Sarah-Palin-prank-call-fake-Sarkozy-call-598396.html
PRANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Wiibation-598391.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/10/Choleric-Corey-Lowery-Pre-Production-Session-597303.html
Sounds excellent guys.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Women-Runnin-Crazy-Yo-598384.html
dammit man, finish the filming.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Making-grill-598377.html
um dude,,,,,i take it you dont grill outdoors much huh?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/How-to-start-beer-tub-598365.html
the term ´´bunghole´´ comes to mind in these videos.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/How-to-win-a-dog-race-598361.html
MMAF!!!!!! gotta love those hot dogs!

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/dumbass-falls-off-streetlight-598357.html
no wonder why hurricains destroy things in the states. What a crappy made street light. But cool for the philly fan :)

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Amet-Rock-ss-598340.html
WHO KNEW?

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Hilarious-High-School-Prank-A-Must-See-598334.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! poor teacher.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/movie1-598329.html
twisted.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/Army-Rejects-Dragon-Body-Armor-BodyArmorNews-com-598326.html
no shit sherlock! The gov of israel has a device that can detect hidden bombs, think the USA wants it? no they say they are working on thier own. Nice for the poor fuck coming home with no legs or arms,, or dead.

http://www.break.com/usercontent/2008/11/tears-in-heaven-598312.html
no comment.

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and others!!! Ok folks,, getting sick and tired of both parties making crappy ass commerical adds and shoving thier opinion down our throats.

I fully expect some fubar snafu to happen where once again the election has to be recounted or go to the Scrotus. If that happens,, enjoy it, and leave the rest of world out of americas petty ass problems. We dont need it, nor want it. The states slid down hill since GWB took office as prez and even the new congress numbers are so low it makes tatto from fantasy Island look like a giant! If its cookies home baked the ameircan ppl want , so be it,, if its oprah talk show ratings soaring, so be it. Just end this fucked up game. My owner didint vote this year due to two things, location location, and a mess up with thier old reg office in NYS! So whoever wins,, and it say it wont go well once one or the other takes office, DONT blame them :) !!!!!!

Regardless,, just make sure you vote!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! even if you have to stand thier for 4 hours,, vote and make sure your vote counts and bring along everything you need to vote,, pic id card licence,, county id card etc. Good luck america. May the best man win . Iam staying out of it,, its up to you america, not the EU or the rest of the world. Other then that things here have been ok. The ´´spoiler´´ broke thier foot and this is week 3 they are out of work. Not that i mind as it means more quality time for em and them :)!!!!!! ok well cains not in tonight but he did ask me to tell the first responders that rescue ppl and pets , mega thanks as you guys and gals are HEROS!!!!!!! ´´Waserface´´ has taken to letting us out early in the morning on the balcony but its wayyyyyyyy too brrrrr to hang out more then 10 mins.

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Words of Wisdom,,,,,,,,´´,To those that lie cheat and steal, a time is coming to you and your familes that will see you all dumped in the river of styx´´!

CIAO!!!!

MvB!!!!!!!!!!!!

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