Its happening folks,, its HUMP day again, are you prepared??

Iam back and the hump day edition :) Lotta stuff went on here in Germany the past week. Yanno how that family crap can make you humans become well,, fucked up and forgetfull! So since there is a calm in the weather ,Iam back for Hump day , so lets not waste anymore time and get this blog going .

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The blood count in Iraq,

7/30/2008
7/29/2008
7/28/2008
7/27/2008
7/26/2008
7/25/2008
7/24/2008

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Massive Morons on The Net!

http://www.break.com/index/freak-accident-with-glass-revolving-door.html
LAWSUIT!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-flip-off-a-witness.html
No comment.

http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dog-loose-in-park.html
clever dog ;)

http://www.break.com/index/rally-car-driver-slams-into-metal-pole.html
Think he over corrected abit?

http://www.break.com/index/biker-slams-head-first-into-tree_1.html
why helmets are a good idea, lesson learned here.

http://www.break.com/index/compilation-of-funniest-news-slip-ups.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bloopers.

http://www.break.com/index/huge-minor-league-brawl.html
remember when baseball was fun ?

http://www.break.com/index/caped-loser-segway-crash.html
was that laura bush?

http://www.break.com/index/phone-prank-on-little-girl.html
when she gets her very first cellphone , i bet she will hold the world record for speed dial and smsing!

http://www.break.com/index/scooter-jump-failure-nutshot.html
Cutting the filming is for bitches! show the aftermath dammit.

http://www.break.com/index/wife-will-never-touch-a-gun-again.html
Yanno when she really needs a gun to defend herself , she will probably cripple up mind wise thanks to dickhead!

http://www.break.com/index/dude-takes-wiffle-ball-bat-to-the-head.html
Well just how stupid one should be to think it wouldint hurt?

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1822943/
really stupid cheese clip!

http://www.break.com/index/extreme-catapulting.html
I can tell you right now this video is NOT fake! so STFU morons who nothing MMkky?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=540630
maybe she can play the drums in this marching band?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-busts-chair-jumping-in-pool.html
Wonder how he likes those bumps on his shin and some painfull scrapes?

http://www.break.com/index/petting-zoo-goat-slams-kid.html
never bend down while with goats or sheep, otherwise this can happen.!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541011
Fake but funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541005
is this guy a retard!!!!!!!!! Cant he see the birds leg is tangled or stuck inside its foot and thats why it cant fly away? damn some ppl on break really get off on animals suffering.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541006
same as above!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=541004
Unless this dick can say it was a medication that made em messed up,, hes no father whatsoever!!!

http://www.break.com/index/amazing-blob-jump-launch.html
the look on her face says it all! (snickers,,,,,)

http://www.break.com/index/how-to-slow-a-biker-down.html
sadly NYPD are complete assholes,, case in point,, this.

http://www.break.com/index/strange-lions-filmed-on-safari.html
Iam not one to post wild life and its gore, but this video is rather funny .Trust me its not that bad.

http://www.break.com/index/human-beatbox-vs-angry-german-kid.html
MMAF!!!! there are no words really,, just watch it.

http://www.break.com/index/female-driver-slams-bike-into-building.html
could be worse,, she could have driven off a parking garage and dropped 20 ft.

http://www.break.com/index/little-dude-jump-kicks-his-forehead.html
the wee ppl kicking it!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-balloon-launch-failure.html
MMAF!!!! seems some kids cant catch a break with the best intentions possible. trees and balloons are a no no!

http://www.break.com/index/world-record-speed-guitar.html
WOW!! now thats some speed gtr and no its not GTH from ps2 or 3. Bet his girlfriend loves em too ;)

http://www.break.com/index/indoor-motorcycle-wheelie-goes-bad.html
That had to be fake or the dude really sucks at riding .

http://www.break.com/index/kitty-vs-laser.html
they should make that cat a helmet. Otherwise its sudden kitten shake sysndrome?

http://www.break.com/index/volleyball-player-takes-shot-off-face.html
looks like slick got bitch slapped !

http://www.break.com/index/paying-for-a-steak-dinner-in-pennies.html
take the money bitch,,,,,,,its legal

http://www.break.com/index/really-bad-stage-entrance.html
think he will ever get his screen actors card now?

http://www.break.com/index/snake-strikes-at-camerman.html
WOW!

http://www.break.com/index/mcain-flips-out-oriely-remix.html
MMAF!!!

http://www.break.com/index/bike-jump-disaster.html
holy shit batman.

http://www.break.com/index/foosball-nutshot.html
more fun ways for nutshots.

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-optical-illusion.html
now thats cool.

http://www.break.com/index/how-true-guitar-heros-are-made.html
ok,, is there something in the water? why are alot of dudes today smashing thier nuts for fun???

http://www.break.com/index/car-crashes-into-diner-guy-walks-away.html
what a lucky sob!!!

http://www.break.com/index/little-dog-takes-break-from-chasing-laser.html
´´no thats ok bitch you play while i grab me a dry hump´´! If dogs could talk?

http://www.break.com/index/wii-fit-parody.html
MMAF! they do have a point, sort of.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542294
maybe that was really lance armstrong practicing for a come back?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542289
poor dog!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542280
I guess a hot bullet casing that fell inside your pants and is burning your ass is funny.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542279
pretty sure he really took a large dump after that scare.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542272
WOW! a must see for anyone thinking about trying meth or still doing it. WTFU!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542273
ANOTHER WOW!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542311
sue me,, the pig is cute.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542310
MMAF!! hes pretty good !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542305
is that Kenny Loggins son?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542306
drunks.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542299
the song is cool with this video,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542301
MMAF!!! nice parents!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542296
repost but amazing this dude held off the crowd of assholes!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=175_1216836804
so remember kids,, crime wont pay,, your funeral bills when you rob a store!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1216835811
For hunting wild animals my ass,, looks to me like some former stazi fuck is looking for a quick buck from the cold war!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36f_1216846818
just how stupid are some ppl? watch this clip and you will be amazed.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=36f_1216846818
now thats some hard core drunks!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3e4_1216904983
One of the Best Nature clips Ive seen in quite sometime!!! BRAVO!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e0f_1216879021
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! funny but well thats nature.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bc1_1216882430
Is this why wayne rooney is in debt for millions? perhaps lap ears are a true sign of retards?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=168_1216809558
all i see if blur,,,

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d2d_1216954585
mother of the year award??

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d58_1216945453
all you can eat was the armys standard, even in vietnam. The jump boots were lost in thte 80s and the army had a contract with high top sneaker company . Stop bitching and wish more for our troops to be able to come home soon!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d6e_1216945694
how can anyone not do something for wildlife?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542270
For cat lovers!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542270
MMAF!!!!!!!!!! NBC had this one coming to em!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542263
I almost got sick watching this, its just a case of car sickness?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542324
I hope the poor bastids mouth or nose wasint won!!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542320
what sick piece of shit is this dude??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542323
black bear this time of year are mostly young spring borns and looking for food. Might have been shot in the New england /nys area as my owners saw alot of these as a teenager.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542315
my owners remember doing that a wee one. never fell. As for the caption on the websight,, ´´did she died´´? no comment!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=542313
AWESOME film of a black bear on raiding the bird feeder up. Really folks you made one hell of a film and glad to know the dog wasint hurt and wow,, actually didint bark either!!!

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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY!

As i said eariler lotta of family stuff went down in NYS and of course here in Germany we are 6 hours ahead so ya can imagine the omg of hearing news 6 hours old and making phone calls into the wee hours of the night here in germany. Lemme just say,, family is family and some are worth it yanno?

Other then that above Us cats are just waiting here in germany with the rest of the world and seeing ONE when Barack Obama will pick a running mate, TWO, how the credit card company crunch will jack in the states will mess up the rest of the world and pretty much sitting tight and waiting untill W is gone from office.

The weather here has been crappy too i might add. Hazy hot and humid. Us cats suffer from it and also from lack of sunlight. The humans lower the blinds during the day to keep the sun from beating in on a mother of all picture windows here . ´´Wasderface´´ has been letting us out early in the morning on the balcony where Me and cain kinda find some unlucky bug and eat it. And the weeds growing out there are mighty tasty this time of year too i might add! Not to mention the fly bys from ruge pigeons are a sight to see. Cain almost hooked one the other morning. And i know its not their fault but the humans kinda dont like us cats on em during this heat wave. They refer to us as a mini mobile heating unit and when its like yanno 90 outside,, I guess thats not cool to snuggle next to!

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ok thats about it from here on my side of the globe. Sorry I or cain didint blog for a week but yanno how you humans and family crap can be,,,,,,,very very,, spastic on the brain! Take care humans and thanks for stopping on down and reading this blog,, or not. Cain will be up for the weekend edition so look for em on sunday. Till then have a happy happy joy joy week and look forward to friday!

WORDS OF WISDOM!!!
“It is said that it is far more difficult to hold and maintain leadership (liberty) than it is to attain it. Success is a ruthless competitor for it flatters and nourishes our weaknesses and lulls us into complacency. We bask in the sunshine of accomplishment and lose the spirit of humility which helps us visualize all the factors which have contributed to our success. We are apt to forget that we are only one of a team, that in unity there is strength and that we are strong only as long as each unit in our organization functions with precision.”

Samuel Jones Tillden

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CIAO!!!

MvB.