Guess whos back!?!?!?! ME! Cain, and this time around the blogs filled with more bling and splendor then prior, so lets not waste time here and jump right in!

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The Blood Count In Iraq,,,

http://antiwar.com/updates/?articleid=13165 for the week. Sorry its not broken down for you daily but hit the link and you can archive.

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Massive Morons On The Net!?!?!

http://www.break.com/index/wrestlers-need-a-chair-and-fans-deliverb.html
MMAF! beware what one asks for at a wrestling match.

http://www.break.com/index/worlds-largest-homemadeslide.html
the more grown up version of slip and slide.

http://www.break.com/index/nutshot-followed-by-painful-faceplant.html
that was smooth dude,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/state-trooper-vs-undercover-cop.html
pretty sure the trooperrs were being thier usual prick selfs. Hope the dude bitch slapped in court.

http://www.break.com/index/slap-contest-ends-in-knockout.html
why is it that the smallest guys are the ones that drink the most and act like bad asses but in the end arent?

http://www.break.com/index/dude-fails-at-dunking.html
pretty cheap hoops, where ever that was shot.

http://www.break.com/index/dam-breaks-might-as-well-surf.html
Hmm looks like that took place somewhere in germany. Gnarly dudes!

http://www.break.com/index/front-flip-doesnt-go-as-planned.html
well,,,,,,so much for him scoring anything tonight with that head banger!

http://www.break.com/index/avoid-playing-ping-pong-with-this-dude.html
gives a whole new meaning to the game of ping pong.

http://www.break.com/index/iphone-nerd-strikes-back.html
when pissing off a geek backfires.

http://www.break.com/index/singer-faints-off-stage.html
think the fans got thier money back?

http://www.break.com/index/cat-doesnt-let-dog-eat.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love the cat /dog battle for the last treats!

http://www.break.com/index/school-dorm-snake-game.html
now thats pretty cool and clever to come up with.

http://www.break.com/index/why-girls-shouldnt-box.html
what a dickhead! He didint have to go full throttle on her and just gave her a tap on the forehead! EDDIOT!

http://www.break.com/index/sea-doo-in-the-jacuzzi.html
seems to me , some redneck became bored with his grandaddys inhertiance and thought aww shucks, lets have sum fun!

http://www.break.com/index/cross-dressing-shoplifter-gets-smackdown.html
Look if ya wanna be a woman even though your not, then buy your own bras like millions of real ladies do! Dont steal and act like its your right because,,,,,,,,your a cross dresser!

http://www.break.com/index/guy-shoots-himself-in-hand-at-range.html
when will these assholes stop giving the NRA bad name???

http://www.break.com/index/skater-rides-down-steel-pole.html
´´ya hit yur balls´´? no asshole,, i thought id test out the impact of my scrotum and tail bone on steel!

http://www.break.com/index/kid-fails-at-wakeboarding.html
maybe wetting the board down prior would help and to keep his body leaning away from the tow pull?

http://www.break.com/index/umbrella-takes-out-lady.html
mary poppins on exstacy?

http://www.break.com/index/do-not-rob-this-pizza-store.html
father of the fucked up year award! Glad to see this old bastid got his ass kicked , and hard too!

http://www.break.com/bo-burnham/bo-burnham-high-school-party.html
awww who the hell in thier right mind would not invite bo?

http://www.break.com/index/crazy-motorcycle-wheelie-accident.html
How wacked can that be?? ya film ya friends bike crash spend 10 seconds on him and then run to the now defunked motorbike and go ,,´´damn!!!!!!´´!!!

http://www.break.com/index/suzanne-shows-off-more-than-the-dress.html
Um,,,,,,,,,,thats not the same person I saw on Larry King two years ago right??

http://www.break.com/index/high-stress-life-of-a-game-show-host.html
Love the show of medical responce,,,,,just lovely,,really.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537826
Now that i do have to admitt is funny but only because my American owner did something simular when they were in High School!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537823
Is that AMY WINEHOUSE fighting blakes sister for the last line of coke??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537821
My owners swear they know ´driver!!!! RMCc from hudson?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537819
lets take a wait and see attitude with this movie coming out soon, shall we?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537813
now that was cool,, of and looked like good clean american fun!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537814
WTF??????

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537804
And thats what again? anyone can do that with a car, or motorbike. ? is why would they??

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537802
how can anyone let them selfs become this drunk and why is beyond me!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537800
thee worst video ever seen!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537796
COPS,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537792
repost! But at least this dudes doing something to lose weight !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537848
dude,, really lay off the beer and pizza. Your man tits are about the size of my owners best friend! And shes a she!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537847
AHHH the hicks,, danke hicks for making others laugh :)

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537844
AHHH the police in the states,,,,,,,commie fucks!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537841
WHAT BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=537835
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it even laid a egg during the fight BIRD VS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.break.com/index/hilarious-twist-on-wooden-spoon-prank.html
MMAF!!!! yeah that is a new twist on the spoon prank.

http://www.break.com/index/changing-your-facebook-relationship-status.html
MMAF!!! Face book at its best.

http://www.break.com/index/helicopter-fishing-coolest-sport-ever.html
australia is know for shark attacks, why would anyone fish like this?

http://www.break.com/index/internet-cafe-ninja.html
as far as we know,,,,,,,,,,he did.

http://www.break.com/index/showoff-busted-by-cops.html
why its a good idea to check your mirrors before you attempt a burnout.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538426
is this the follow up from the blood hound gang?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538429
Id run too!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538421
love the burp at the end,, spells class,, really really low class yet class.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538419
I wont say what his chin and mouth looks like, but it rhymes with brick.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538413
dude,, some GTR mics might have helped with the screaming sqchecl!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538410
Drive up the cost of insurances even more morons!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538400
um,, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538407
its possible! Just reach around and grab the ears or reach down and tug hard on the nutsack,, they will release that hold. Been there and done that!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538406
perhaps not smoking a blunt prior might have helped his motor skills! That dude was stoned bigtime.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=538396
Talk about killing two birds with one stone. Pretty sure both of his heads wont feel nice tomorow.

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News From Our House !

Well there is alot of poop going on in nys via ´´wasderfaces´´ family. Dont want to elaberate but lets just say that if you get sick in nys , dont rely on DSS for jack, let alone a place to live. Even if your sick with lime disease too.

Other then that, ´´the spoiler´´ goes back to work tomorow!!! After being home for one month sick. I am going to miss em i must admitt, as they kept me safe from Murphy attacks during the time they were here. I didint hide under the stairs so much or hide upstairs and actually got some couch and bed time cuddles with em too!

OK! its been boring here so not alot to tell ya folks. Glad to be back on blogger and I wish you folks a good start to the week and dont hit your boss come monday morning! Mega thanks to the first reponders that rescue ppl and pets, because Heros, those guys and gals are!!! Take care fine pet owners/lovers of the world and talk to ya again come next weekend. Oh Id like to leave a quote before i sign off that applies for you humans,,,, enjoy !

´´“masturbation is like procrastination, in the end your just fucking yourself...”

Danke and have a nice eveing :)

REGARDS,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!