My View From The Litter Box

My View From The Litter Box
Cats pets humor

Wednesday, November 21, 2007


HUMP DAY!!!!

And tomorow for some, its the day of over eating and having to pretend to like your inlaws too.! So lets try to get into full swing of the holiday turkey fest ok? First things, first though, the iraq numbers must be posted.

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Ass medal awards for some ? videos out there.


http://www.break.com/index/dumb-blonde-mic-check.html
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i kinda feel sorry for her,,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/when-fake-fighting-goes-bad.html
he did ask em twice to remove the cigarette from his mouth,,,,,

http://www.break.com/index/skinny-guy-takes-down-big-dude.html
hmmm,, lotta use of the N word here during this fight. the little dude landed one that left the other dude shocked, and bleeding too.

http://www.break.com/index/cop-clips-speeding-biker.html
if the police did that on purpose then they deserve a mobbing.

http://www.break.com/index/double-wall-backflips.html
these guys will be next generation of circus performers.

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-takes-out-model.html
he did try to dicth it and not run into her,,,nice try no cigar though .

http://www.break.com/index/girl-knocked-out-in-alley-fight.html
someone wanna try and explain what took place there? other then chaos and ?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403213
yanno what i mean vern? shame this dude died, he was pretty funny back in the day.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403202
something differant,,,,for music lovers looking for some new talent. I never heard of her before so dont shoot .

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403189
wonder if it also fried his i-pod too? not too bright there colby. but then again you are named after cheese!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403183
Good advice,,,,,for every smoker out there.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403181
Did he by chance give a gremlin water? MMAF!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403184
High times would love this dude. And here my owners thought they were all that for growing a orange tree from seed. actually 4 of em and some peppers too.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403178
DAMN! did she ever cold cock his ass to the ground. Course he had to be ´´da man´´ and hit her back. Glad for the other dude that said if you hit her again ´´theres about to be a rumble in the bronx´´ !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403175
fun with balloons,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403158
he must considering the crazy chit going on in the world.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403171
what a piss poor example this biker sets for others. EDDIOTTTT!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403147
never knew that many airbags from various cars can make something go boom boom !

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403148
rednecks,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403159
Gee ,, what a toss up here,,,,,,,

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=403131
wasderfaces brother knocked him out in summer school in catskill ny back in 1985. Mikey hit the floor and didint get up again.Seems mikey has issues from long past due events?
http://www.break.com/index/funny-reaction-to-choke-out.html
one of my owners played this game when they were in HS, not smart, figure thats why they are the way they are today.?

http://www.break.com/index/dare-dodges-cop-car.html
again , one of my owners had this happend to them as they were coming home from cannan conn. lakeview plastic corp is where they worked and took a back road to get back inside nys via rt 22. So a deer jumped out , they were doing 50 mph and the deer hit the front rubber bumper, flew over the roof and that was about it. No damage to the car, come the next spring after the winter now melted, there lay the rib cage of a deer in a field about 20 ft from the road.


http://www.break.com/index/chuck-norris-picks-a-candidate.html
um that is a fake add right? wtf?

http://www.break.com/index/ski-base-jumper-accident.html
hes up, hes walking, he just raised his HMO rates by 40% too.

http://www.break.com/index/streaker-at-beckham-game.html
streakers and why they can always out run the sercurity ppl!


http://www.break.com/index/the-best-diver-in-france.html
he has skill no?

http://www.break.com/index/forklift-cant-handle-the-weight.html
no offence but the forklift did look alittle crappy and small for something that big,,,

http://www.break.com/index/sled-needs-longer-runway.html
Not good. slamming into glass windows, even on a wintery day via a sled just wont please the insurance companies today.

http://www.break.com/index/back-flip-wrestling-move.html
watching the matrix movies payed of for this dude and his wrestling class.

http://www.break.com/index/weatherman-needs-quick-bathroom-break.html
wow, you could actually hear the panic in his voice as he gave the weather report, all the while wondering what his own personal weather report might look like if does not get to the TOILET NOW!!!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404064
um was that his dead sister laying in bed or his puppet?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404082
MMAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404076
keith richards hes not!


http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404067
oops didint know he was still on the air as he let skippy from sports take it away.

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404022
kinda looks like a HALO game huh?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404023
bet he was made to take a blood test after that on the work mishap. was that MJ by any chance?

http://my.break.com/Content/view.aspx?ContentID=404107
get more from your wi-fi with this?! seems like so.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fae_1195587967
more taser happy cops in the US!! and no rights read? wtf.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=909_1195540416
gator hunt,, 2007. glad these good folks stepped in to save some ones sick version of archery practice!
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NEWS FROM THE HOUSE OF MURPHY and co.
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Well tomorows the big day for first time in laws. I really feel sorry for all the daughter in laws out there who will attemp to impress ´´ma´´ with thier version of how to make a great turkey with all the trimmings. Lets hope the ´´ma´s´´ of this world stay out of the sauce and not make comments about ´´dry meat ´´ or ´´lumpy gravy´´. Just eat up and shut up :)
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For the rest it means spending time with some ppl whom you just cannot stomach for more then once a year. My heart goes out to you folks. Kinda glad here, in germany ´´wasderface´´ isint forcing thanksgiven on ´´the spoiler´´ this yr. Sure it sucks us cats wont get any turkey meat but at least theres no debating over who has to soak and scrape out the turkey pan this year :) Or who has to sit next to so in so with the old person smell. Plus not to mention the familys closet drunks who come out across the globe on thanksgiven and break something.
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So with that, we here at this blog would like to wish you all a happy thanksgiven and hope it all runs smoothly for you too. Take care and talk to you probably ,,not again this week. Look for cain and his weekend edition. Oh and make sure you stocked up on the alka seltzer too.
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Happy Thanksgiven To You and Yours From The Crew At MVFTLB!!!
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CIAO!
MvB
REGARDS,,,,,,,,,
MR.CAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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